Long Term Destruction of Confidence in Markets edition.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62097653
Moralfags on suicide watch boss.
> futures
>>62098451How's your Ayatollah doing, bitch
I haven't been watching the market. Someone give me a rundown of what happened today and what will happen tomorrow.
>>62098432From factory kinda, the 4cyls have like 100hp and torques. A lot of them have been swapped or turbo'd by this point, it's harder finding a stock one
Why do city subreddits suck? I know it's Reddit but the liberal circlejerking and tired jokes about insert trendy restaurant or bar are off the charts. The only reason I sub is to see these pretentious fucks cry about waging for a box-room in the ghetto.
imagine shorting the stock market because you think it should go down, lmao
>>62098461oil - $0spx - $0futures - $0btc - $0honey - to the moon
doomers btfo as alwaysthey sound smart only to themselves and never make any money
>>62098461Bibi has joined in pretending he wants to negotiate, that's it really.
>>62098461the line will move to the right but dont quote me on that
>>62098465reddit is only good for on ground s.oy news like dubai rn
Nice memeconomy, the HOTTEST
>>62098461KMB is mooning, adult diapers are the new oil. Momentum is going to carry it to new highs tomorrow.
>>62098470smart... money... good
>>62098475all the numbers are completely made up for the sheer purpose or eliciting an emotional response to feed our non human overlords
>>62098455Hows the quarter million Americans that the Sacklers killed? Reckon they would be mad if they knew that he never received jail time because he's part of the tribe?
>>62098381Why did he put quotation marks on "hottest" lmao.
>>62098465It's not been my experience, although I don't browse those subs frequently so most of the shit is filtered out. If you use reddit for specific questions it's mostly fine
Bears are so desperate to cope that they've turned to google search trends lmao
I closed all my shorts and went long.
>>62098483The Sacklers did nothing wrong. Stupid pillbillies did it to themselves.
>>62098492its over
>US offering 30m barrels from strategic reserve
>>62098498that's all the oil we liberated from maduro. Big win
Every time I see a "kind stranger helped me out" post on Reddit I check the OP profile and it's always a woman. They really are clueless.
time to buy NKE?
It's never been easier to be Canadian, we should go where we are treated best. I think Canada has low capital gains taxes
>>62098449from what
Hes doing a melty again
>>62098510he sounds castrated at this point
>>62098510It took him that long to notice?
>>62098510this is the taco to cool the price of wti to 90 then iran will strike
>>62098505There are no capital gain taxes if the money is in a TFSA/RRSP, although the amount you can take out and deposit are limited. Iirc it depends on your salary
>>62098505i lived in MN for two years and the winters were brutal. enjoy being up there.
My WEAT call spread is worth less than 0. I can’t even close it lol.
look at AXON and tell me its not going back up to 500 at least from here
>>62098516the winters are the best part man, you can't get more naked than naked but you can ways cozy up I remember in 2017 we had 6 feet of snow in the middle of March, it was amazing.
>>62098519how in the hell did you manage that? Wheat has been crabbing to shit.
>>62098505I still don't understand why the British aren't eligible for Canadian citizenship and vice versa.
>>62098526Nah I agree with MN anon. Winters up north suck. I live at the beach now in the south.
You walk into a casino and sit down at a roulette table. Before you can place a bet, one of the employees taps your shoulder and whispers: "this table is rigged. It always lands on black." You move to place your bet, but the operator leans forward and says: listen, this table is rigged. it always lands on black."You nod and smile, knowing exactly what to do, placing your chips on red. The operator, chuckling, asks: "what are you doing, are you sure?" Of course you are. The wheel spins. It lands on black (it always does). Before you can double down, the employee taps your shoulder again, sounding concerned: "It always lands on black." Your confidence is now absolute, and you place your chips on red once more. The wheel spins, black again.Hours pass, insolvency approaches, and you finally capitulate, screeching - 'THIS SHIT IS RIGGED'!
>>62098531must just be me then, the beach is the most boring biome I can think of. I don't get people who spend thousands to waste it on weeks at the "beach"
as a noob watching from the side lines, it seems like predicting the market to drop is a bad idea and you should just always be bullish?
>>62098510Why don’t you go do something about it oh wait lel
>>62098529Canada officially became a separate country in the 80s iirc when they signed the constitution behind Quebec's back. The commonwealth technically exists but it's just a name now
>>62098534I was in New England and fall was the best season there. Winter was cozy but too long.
>>62098504The bottom is inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGhy62UZnbg
>>62098529It should happen because it would just be another way for indians to move to canada. All 5 million indians in Britain would love move to canada
>>62098475Jeeze I guess when your practice open and unrestrained market collusion because it would LITERALLY MEAN MASS DEATH if mumu lost 25%, and if you’re running chimping from fire to fire trying to fix mechanistic issues you yourself have caused, the the unit of account function of money doesn’t work too hot and capital gets misallocated.Who could have foreseen this?
>>62098532this is you on bullcope>>62098540I do miss the seafood and the clam chowder, you don't realize how good 5$/lb lobster is until you move to a desert. Luckily I'm fucking off back to the north soon
>>62098532I got interested in ball prediction methods for a while. Weirdly it worked better on digital roulette.
>>62098532When you get rugged to pay for all this (financed) pumping, you’ll be one of us too.Soon everyone will be a bobo.
>>62098526the sun didn't come up until 8am and went down at... 3? We got snow 5-6 months a year November to April. you can sit inside anywhere. you may as well live somewhere nice if you want to go outside also.
>>62098451>>62098381>peychiatrist
>>62098550the story was about me, it's my autobiography
Ahaha jee whizz sure would be freaking whacky if I like got trips and the market suddenly rips lol
>>62098551you kinda get used to it, and all the kids play outside in the snow so we all get desensitized to the cold. One of my friends used to walk 2 miles to highschool wearing shorts no matter the weather
>>62098475OK BUT STOCK MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT? PROBLEM?
>>62098470>just baghold for 30 years bro, holding for (average biz user entire lifetime), what the big fucking deal okay?
>>62098536yeah, for america's stock market at least. china's or iran's doesn't work very good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%26P_500
>>62098574the first 100 years were the absolute bottom, the next 1000 years will be explosive growth
man fuck you guys threads full of gay clown bobos fudding about google search results and I'm over here making actual high test ballsy trades literally risking my entire net worth and I can't get a single (you) JUST TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME BABE
>>62098529Because if moving to north America was an option why would a single person live on that trash island?
>>62098574WAIT UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT THE CURRENT STOCK MARKET IS RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF 1998
I was told paper oil is about to blow up, should I stock up on toilet paper or diapers?
>>62098579HOLY SHIT YOURE RETARDED. SPY CALLS. WHY WOULD YOU BUY OPTIONS ON A FUCKING LEVERAGED ETF? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT FILLS AND LIQUIDITYOPTIONS DONT FUCKING TRADE IN THOSE THINGS RETARD LMAO AHAHAHAHH OH GOD SMG IS RETARDED
>>62098574According to this graph we are fucked.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62098582HOLY SHIT DOT COME BULL RUN?????? GET MY BULL SEED I NEED TO COME
>>62098510>JOINT US-IRAN CONTROL OVER THE STRAIT, ITS GONNA BE YUGE WERE GONNA MAKE SO MUCH MONEY>WTF I can't believe Iran is tolling the strait, the thing they said they would do and we capitulated on in exchange for a ceasefire?Is he just bullshitting for a reason to break the ceasefire or did he genuinely think Iran just accepted all of the US demands?
>>62098590can we ban tweet screenshot from this clown
>futures
>>62098590>Fake news
>>62098590YOOOOOOO KYS FAGGOT
>>62098586and then this stupid nigger shows up to say i'm a retard because he thinks I bought calls
new 'folio highs babe. and i took a screenshot to protect it.
>>62098510say, thank you
>>62098600I wish I had sold before the bullshit peace deal but chasing gains out of regret can't end well in this market
>>62098590it's anudda genocide, ohh no
>>62098599I DONT CARE IF YOU BOUGHT OR SOLD CALLS ITS A 3X LEVERED ETF. YOU ARE A BRAINDEAD IDIOT FOR SURE AHAHAHAHHAHA KYS
>>62098595three HUNDRED euros>>62098598sugg my dick nigga fr no cap
>>62098600nice!
New tweet
>>62098590trvth svpernova
>>62098612that's pretty funny this nigger knows the jews are white, pol BTFO
If soxl doesn't dump soon i might be so financially ruined that I'll have to quit trading altogether and just stick to "safe" investments Please pray for me brothers
>>62098611because of him, not the military lmaothis market is great. the angst trade is glorious i want to sell puts to every possible retard
>>62098615hell yeah we riding together lil homie-3% day for soxl tomorrow don't worry
>UK bans new north sea oil and gas permits>UK closes nuclear power plants >UK complains about energy being out of its control JFMSU world hq
>>62098611I act this way when I'm premature too
>>62098612Based and death to pissrael pilled
>>62098611more taco
>>62098550>JUST WAIT...YOU'LL SEE
>>62098590Those who tweet against Israel will be shadow banned.Those who tweet praise Israel will be boosted.
>>62098594I think his cabinet has stopped telling him whats going on and stopped checking for his approval before they do things. He's in his own little twitter world now.
Apparently the WSJ reports of Iranians "arriving" in Pakistan are fake. Someone forgot to disable the pre-timed articles lmao
>>62098637the market manipulation conspiracy runs pretty deep. everybody has preset scripts generated by the us government
>>62098588>Major long-term trend: Despite short-term dips (e.g., Great Depression era in the 1930s, 1970s stagflation, dot-com bust, 2008 financial crisis), the overall trajectory is strongly upward. Stocks have delivered substantial real growth over the full century-plus period.thanks gAyI
>>62098515TFSA has no withdrawl limit, but if you withdraw equity at a loss, you lose permanent contribution room
>>62098637There will immediately be an airstrike in Pakistan if any Iranian leaders go there, it's bearish for oil if they stay in Iran actually.
Trump's tweets read like he's not even being kept in the loop
>>62098652Nobody dares to attack a nation with nukes, which is why Iran wants their own too
NOOOOOOOO ZOG IS TAKING EUROPEAN GOYS TOO NOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GET DRONED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOXL is gonna keep climbing higher and higher until I buy it. Once I buy it, "AI jitters" or fed drama is going to happen, until I sell, then things will go back to normal as if nothing ever happened.
whats the situation?
>>62098660can you just not buy it and we'll see how high jt goes? I'm curious. I swear I'll leave you half
>>62098611I don't understand why he's so ungrateful, it's been the lying mainstream media that's been going to bat for him for the last five weeks, letting him lie and keep the market either flat or pumping, which he's been making hundreds of millions of dollars on from insider trading.Even if he could get the strait open which he can't, oil in fact will not start flowing because everything from pump stations to pipelines and terminals are blown the fuck up and will take months to years to repair because he didn't prepare the right air defense configurations to protect them, thus wasting thousands of multi million dollar patriot missiles shooting down 30 thousand dollar iranian drones
To victory, tomorrow fellow citizens
>>62098660SOXL stocks as a whole are overbought. It's speculated to hell and the results aren't there yet. You can believe in a clown scenario where it keeps pumping, but something's got to give at some point. There will be profit-taking.
>>62098612they're gonna have to come up with a new term for when arabs lie about there being a genocide
>>62098641>everybody has preset scripts generated by the us governmentThere's about a 100% chance this is how it works. the stock market computer software is hosted centrally on servers, and the institutional clients interact it with an api. they get the schedule upstream that they need to interact with it in certain ways at certain times to help support price movements based on the algorithms and random number generators of the day.
>>62098660chips are not a fad. i buy and hold the stocks vs SOXL but thats just me.
>>62098664He calls anyone who hates Israel a "loser".
>>62098667blindly holding SOXL long has been one of the only valid leveraged strategies
If we're green tomorrow too, do we lock in profits by EOD or hold over the weekend? Im afraid of getting jewed out by bad negotiations.I hate the fact that I can no longer rely on just researching about companies to figure out good deals, now I have to be able to predict geopolitical events too in order not to hold the bag.
gonna need gold to shit blood tomorrow, thanks
>>62098662it's FUCKED bro we're all gonna die
>>62098676anon, there are no negociations. Turns out Iran was serious about Lebanon and Trump didnct want tolls, who could have guessed???
>>62098676mathematically speaking there's no possible upside left so either flat or full port puts
>>62098675I wouldn't hold soxl long, but I might take some soxl stocks. You'll probably make money. It's not a bad idea.
Iran defending Hezbollah to the grave. Iran is truly a terrorist nation.
>>62098611Based
>>62098676>I can no longer rely on just researching about companies to figure out good deals,Hmm I wonder what company could be a good deal when oil prices are high?
>>62098684Me neither but I'd be wrong. SOXL has been a valid long term hold. I wouldn't have survived '22 tho+tho.
>>62098676If we're green tomorrow then that means no more red days every again forever and all time
>>62098676the market is going straight up every single day from now until forever. theres no more selling unless oyu want to get eaten alive by inflation
How come the stock market doesn't take into account the business side of business and finance, when businesses are laying off tens of thousands of employees and job growth is negative
>>62098675SOXL is 6% above its 2021 high and had insane volatility since then. you would have been far better just buying its top holdings the last 5 years. 3x etfs are not for long term investors.
>>62098698Priced in
>>62098698layoffs are bullish
>>62098647>30years if you bought here the top (which is now) just to brake even >literally your entire life>short termThe cope is absurd
>>62098637>>62098641EVERYTHING about this Paki shit smells market manipulation in a 12km radius. Don't forget pic related during the memeceasefire night. yes, the edit history is still visible: https://x.com/CMShehbaz/status/2041596151108137363/historyAbsolute telegraphed clown shit. The endgame is to make sure Barron gets richer than Elon. And shit's on good tracks.
I watched that Melania speech. Why does she sound like Count Dracula?
>>62098661Lmao old granny is the only sane oneI mean how fucked this shit is?Ether society is so fucked that they are unable to function without pills or there is a whole family of dysgenics
>>62098706>>62098704is negative gdp, bullish toois it priced in, as well
>>62098711Aren't they both from the Balkans ?
creasefire in takt?he didnt tweet any bullshit?how is the market so stable?
>>62098719Its tact you dope, intact!
>>62098698The way I think it works is the algorithms are programmed to take precedent over downstream metrics that may or may not actually matter to anything. this is why a corporation can beat earnings and raise guidance and still go down in price.
>>62098709the problem is, i dont think the market bit. sure the treasury and the fed pumped the markets, but the big trade desks are claiming to basically be doing nothing, and the volume seems to agree. theres been extremely low volume for the last like 5 trading daystheres also a lot of notable stocks still getting completely pummeled. its not a broad based rally. shits really weird, i mean the treasury/fed pumping markets is nothing new, but the level of awareness by market participants seems to be much higher since the scheme is so amateurishanyway, im still buying calls until it ends. 5 wins and 1 loss is more than good enough for me. ill switch back to more bearish when the loss comes
>>62098718I knew she was from Europe somewhere but I didn't expect her accent to be so thick.
>>62098709it's been obvious that oil was being manipulated and the insider trading has been brazen, but i wasn't really in the spoos are being manipulated camp. today was it. didn't expect the market to collapse on bad news intraday because we've finally found some positive gamma but holy fuck dude. kuwait attacked, airstrikes in lebanon, netanyahu coming out and saying OUT LOUD that he's not respecting the ceasefire and as the market is trying to price that shit in suddenly some crazy hedging demand shows up to pin it at 6830. as much as i like zero day optionality at this point i cannot fucking wait for it to go completely illiquid. so easy to just push the market around with as little as a quarter billion. i figure it opens alot of opportunity in the long run though. i'm so tired
>>62098725how about you reply to the question instead of reditfagging about ze spelling
>anon thinks the war in middle east is just going to be missiles and explosions>thinks market will recover>doesn't realize the next phase will be summoning the buried giant monsters in the desert to fight each other
>>62098701Its good for a pump run. Sell the top, let it dump, buy again, over and over.
You are reborn a billionaire but you will be a woman. Do you press the button?
>>62098718no, dracula lived near the black sea in romania or wallachia
>>62098730itll never go illiquid. 0dtes were made for this. the markets will just move when options cant trade and go completely barcode when they are open. it will stop regular people from being able to daytrade and will instead have to either gamble or move to futures. the market is for investing, not quitting your job to trade options. back to the cagie!
>>62098733absolutely. when there is a 25% pullback in chips pick up SOXL -75%.
>>62098735Ya, that's the Balkans
>>62098698Why would higher expenses be good for a company?
>>62098734Win twice?Yes.
>>62098698Its only forward looking on quarterly earnings guidance
>>62098742They're laying people off because they're losing money, not because their shitty LLM works.>>62098745Same.
>>62098736alot of MMs hedge their books with 0dte now. if the internet goes down for two days and something happens in between that they can't hedge they'll all be completely blown out. for three years i've believed short dated options were not a systemic risk at all but i've totally 180'd this quarter
>>62098731I think you mean "the" spelling, you dope
>>62098698employment is a legacy metric in the AI paradigm
>>62098741it will always be wallachia to me, babe
Kek, oil is ripping. GG to all the zogslave retards out there that shorted the bottom.
>>62098758Fuck are you talking about? Brent is still at 96
>>62098758>He can't recognise the most obvious right shoulder of a head and shoulders on WTI chart right now.Oil baggots get the rope. The oil will flow!
>>62098736> the market is for investing, not quitting your job to trade options. back to the cagie!But I did quit my job, two years ago. I never have to work again.
>>62098753>if the internet goes down for two daysYou're retarded
>>62098666Thanks Satan
This ceasefire is so over.
>TACO: Instant -25% nuke >"A civilization will die tonight": 2% grind upFucking piece of shit
something is about to happen... or not?
>>62098769>not the agreement we have>this is correct since there is in fact no agreement whatsoever
>>62098769incoming boomer shartbrown friday
>>62098761Rajesh, I thought you killed yourself?
>>62098767completely impossible then. that's nice, mongoloid
>>62098774And with KMB crippled
>>62098769Someone said his entire info feed on Iran is selectively fed to him through his handlers
>>62098759>>62098761Kek, don't forget to post losses when you get margin called.
>>62098730meds
>>62098753the internet cant go down unless something really crazy happened, and theyd just close the exchanges if there was a massive internet problem like that, because likely the exchanges themselves would be affected too
>>62098769I told you yesterday that it would only be a matter of time before Trump realized he didn't get the deal he thought he did.Likely just that he can't read and just has his dicksuckers give him the gorilla channel version.
The Internet was literally conceived to allow communication even in the event of a nuclear attack on the US
>>62098758This is like to 156th time in 30 days that "oil is ripping". then what happens buddy? Every time people magically appear on here crying and moaning how they cant believe it dumped and they lost everything. Will you be among them? Do you not see how this works? Is there something expiration of memory in your brain that does not allow you to see 48 hours into the past?
>>62098784The WSJ reported that the Iranians jad "landed" in Islamabad and Iran news rebuked them minites later lol. Normies are done for, but they deserve it for not doing research
>>62098758Kek already down.>>62098769Kek markets will still be green.You don’t understand. This is a sideshow. The Normans are waking up. It’s not a downturn.It’s the total loss in confidence of the financial system. The only ingredient you need, the both necessary and sufficient condition real true and honest collapse.
>>62098783yeah, crazy shit is happening. crazy thing happens in between happening. can't price it while it's happening. open markets to completely whoopsies. not saying it le happens but the risk is there and demented politicans do very oppressive, insane shit during wars>>62098782nigger
the cure to high prices is higher prices. buy calls retards
>>62098769>>62098780>>62098784I'm having fucking "conflict fatigue."At this time I really wish that one (or preferably both) sides would just get annihilated in the most retarded, yet inhumane, gruesome fashion imaginable.I'm sick of creation allotting resources to this fucking clown world, allowing for the biggest retards to sperg out to the max.End this fucking retarded spergmaxxing.Literally just fucking SHUT IT DOWN!Thank you for your attention to this message, asshole.
>guys im an oil market genius geopolitical mastermind bro. i read 420 things online and saw 69 videos. i know all about straits and boats. i know how the diplomatic talks are going. i can see the future also. its got to be satire bros
>>62098786This picture is so offensively gay I had to save it.
>>62098796wow how did you describe me so perfecrly? you should follow my advice if you wanna be rich too
>>62098796It's certainly tiring.
>>62098784I know but the market is staying retarded longer than I'm staying solvent
>>62098796it's only another two weeks of this
Oil is going straight up. Get fucked zogslave baggies kek. Good luck printing more oil, and have fun with those rate hikes lmfao.
The lack of bobos is concerning
I hope coworkers with family in the Philippines. apparently it is getting pretty mad max over there.
>fidelity downoh nononononono
>straight up
>>62098816>bobo gets fucked>mumu gains inflated away by the minuteOnly way is to cash gang, not to play in the scam brother. Most people are pulling out to cash rn.
>>62098826Cash gang
Please be financially advised that Passover ends tonight
>some jew was shilling this this morning claiming it was heckin going to the moon>down 25% by closeLmoaPeople really trying to scam people on stocks in this thread>israeli company
>>62098829
>>62098831Probably the GAUZ poster
Sell oil, buy silver
>>62098831thankfully everyone was too antisemitic to buy
>>62098830What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Be clear and direct. I have a feeling you should be banned.
>>62098505>dual*revokes ur american citizenship*What's with liberals trying to influence elections in places they don't lie anyway?>>62098510hope he crashes the market one more time.
>>62098833Oh it’s you.
so pakistan really rugpulled both the US and Iran huh>no direct negotiations were taken place, it was all done through the pakistan intermediary>pakistan, afraid of being dragged into war by their saudi pact, decides to just lie to both sides>tells the US that iran agreed to their demands then turns around and tells iran that the US agreed to their demands
>>62098839We are dumping tomorrow (bigly)
>>62098837saved
>>62098847I maded both of these :3
>>62098830>gigadump into april 9th last year, gigapump out>gigapump into april 9th....
>>62098844Pakis are Muslim Indians, of course they're scamming lmao. They probably made a fuck ton of money trading futures, what a bunch of chads
>>62098839>I have a feeling you should be banned.what
>this is who baggies get their stock market advice fromkek
>>62098851>>62098847Based
>>62098843>>62098829Yes.
>>62098851>3 arms
>>62098816Quietly sticking to the chosen financial strategy here.
>>62098864Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says yeah yeah
>>62098844also the pakistanis took 6 billion from saudi arabia for nuke aid against iran and never actually helped them.
>>62098846The market will be green until ATH.
>>62098856We have the hottest dudes
>>62098859Fear can make a man seethe. It do be like that.Why not sell tomorrow? Why not give me the chance to say I told you so?Well I won’t in any case, because I’m not a metathread fag like you, but you’ll still know that I would I was, and that will induce even more seething.
>>62098855Just sounds antisemitic
>>62098860Its a stylistic choice
What happened to SCHD anon
>>62098851You mean AI made it
>>62098851A wholehearted thank you, anon.The story might go even deeper.I first saw your NEH creation appear a few days ago in this post https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62060129#p62060168Perhaps it was motivated by the "tl;dr" post of the "original" a few entries above in the same thread https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62060129#p62060152If that was indeed the motivation, I'll have you know that it was unironically me who made the "tl;dr" post.The synchronicity... It's amazing sometimes.>>62098860That's the joke.
Do gaps even matter anymore in 2026?
America has made their parents angry.
>>62098510>charging feesI had no idea the Iranians were Jews!
>>62098894Honestly the last Khomeni looked like a Jew lol
how do I make 50k remote
>>62098898Sell feet pics
>>62098886Yes that tl;dr was the inspo, thank you fren you can have a co-creator credit on this one :3I think tomorrow is the last shakeoff before Monday retard rally :D
>>62098900whose?
>>62098904Yours or your sister's
>>62098898Get a software job pre covid and convert remote.
>>62098902godspeed, anon
>>62098736this is silly, if this was true people would just sell butterflies where price is going to pin daily. There isn't some singular MM boogyman out there setting the price exactly where they want it
Down it goes...
Trump gets his whole personality from the stock markethe will never let it tankalways be hopeful, as stocks must go up for you to be well liked for this I bought calls
My takeaway from this crisis is that target date funds are a mistake and my 401k should just be in broad market funds and not bonds.
KEK OIL BAGGOTS
we dipping tomorrow?
>>62098922You didn't learn that bonds are a meme from like the last 5 criseses?
It's over
IAmABagholder
>>62098915>>62098916>just print more oil, goy!Kek, keep on losing short squeeze paypiggy.
>>62098931I am glad he is not at The Masters this year
I'm from /his/. I only come here for economic news. Is the stock market doing fine lads?
>>62098889>ta
>>62098889that's not unfilled though.
>>62098937Everything is fine, goy! Pay no attention to the spot price of oil.
>>62098831as soon as i saw it was a penny stock i knew this would happen
>>62098937never better.
>>62098892do something about it. bet he wont. hes a pussy
>>62098910>There isn't some singular MM boogyman out there setting the price exactly where they want itit literally happens week after week lmao. look at weekly expected moves and look how the market behaves on fridays around them, lmao
>>62098936So no fried chicken or collared greens this year?
>>62098927nope. fed and treasury are pumping markets. they will pump them until morale improves. it doesnt take a lot to push the index up if theres no volume
Oh fuggg I forgor its CPI Friday tomorrow :O
