zesty edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62098439
>>62099080posting an actual fag as the op pic, pretty fucking fitting for the denizens of this place
Iran will retaliate and continue the war over Lebanon so we can get discounts we'll hold this time any day now... Allahu Akbar, right guys...? Guys?
A guy in a top hat driving a Rolls-Royce made fun of me for riding a bicycle. The world is so cruel, lads.
Unbothered, unprofitable, unvaccinated, uncircumcised and uneducated :3That reminds me, long UNH & NEH
> futures
boipussy
looking to become the next US presidentI will fix it myself, everythingsmg made me realize we have something special here, and I want to make sure we utilize it best for our great nationwhat steps to take to achieve this?
>>62099092Suck Jewish cock
the market is rigged, run by greater powers, its not a free market, its now too big to fail and moreover its now not allowed to ever go down more than 10% ever again because it would break the house of cards financial system. buy calls in EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DIP.
>>62099092Step 1)Take your meds
reminder to buy AMD
>>62099099reminder this is just the company selling itselfroadmaps are meaningless because all companies have them and it is just words lolamd hasn't delivered many promises it has made for years btw, their ray tracing is hideous
>>62099086Im glad I didnt have my penis slide protector and male gspot surgically mutilated as a newborn. How could you ever harm a child that way?
>>62099094I used to think that one day the stock market would crash completely and everyone would lose everything. I think that's what most normies believe and why they refuse to participate.
They're really gonna keep this sham ceasefire hopium going through the weekend, huh?
>>62099105shares went from $2 to $200 bro. sorry you missed it all.
>>62099112>I used to think that one day the stock market would crash completelyit is impossible, as that would mean the world doesn't existnormies do think stocks are risky though, it is only the case if you buy memeshit/specshit I tell my friends to keep it simple and just dont think, just buy nvidia and google and never care about price going down and never panicmore than half of them still dont invest
>>62099099The last time I bought AMD, it was at $230 and I instantly lost $80 from the drop. It was the first right on the first sell-off, if I remember correctly. My biggest loss until Micron's earnings call.
>>62099112i have strong indications that what were experiencing is pretty much a longer term bottom and the market will go up for the next year and a half. inflation is increasing. its time to resume the bull market in the indices
>>62099123It’s a volatile stock. I’ve made and lost money on the long and short side of AMD.
I start to feel like there's nothing really to invest in again.Tech is now normal, but not cheap and there's just too much debt and private credit to get in now.I already have oil.Uranium is crazy expensive.Mining crazy expensive and could crash for years on a recession. Staples are way over bought.Can the market crash already.
>>62099123Can you please use your powers to buy buy soxl so it dumps? I'm so short I'll be financially ruined if it keeps going up
>>62099099As a Poor child (Yes I am Poor as that guy wiping his ass with Benjamins likes to point out) I could only afford AMD processors so I've always seen them as budget even though they eventually leapfrogged Intel. Sempron was some real Poorfag shit, even worse than Celeron
>>62099127>I start to feel like there's nothing really to invest inwrongtech is still undervalued lola new dip may as well never occur at this pointthe markets dont even care about this charade anymore
>>62099130did you short assuming the war goes on for long, or did you short thinking chipmakers are not the future like a dummy
>>62099108Yea, you say that and in the same breadth you're on /pol/ shilling for zion don
im finna take this trade no cap
>oil longs
im gonna risk $200 and make $50k, get on my level
>>62099127In the UK there is no tech but everything is bargain bucket. That's why I shill BP here, it is trading cheaper than it's sales.
>>62099066injuns want billions for access to "their" land along the route
Why aren't you guys all in TQQQ FNGU SOXL?
>>62099149I mean it is their land.
>>62099154who did they buy it from?
>>62099127THE CURE TO HIGH PRICES IS HIGHER PRICES RETARD. MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE LEFT. BUY CALLS IN EVERY DIP
>was supposed to study for postgrad 8 years ago>was supposed to go to law school 6 years ago>never fucking did>in my mid-30sHow fucking OVER is it for my career?
>>62099156The crown through treaties
kek nice talks
>>62099140those are covered calls in the middle right?
>>62099163careers are for idiots anyway, inflation is so bad that any job havers wont make enough anyway. start working on survival skills and start scouting a place out in the wilderness to live in so you can more quickly adapt when everyone american born is homeless and all homes are full of mexicans and jeets instead of white people
>>62099171they went for sightseeing bro
>>62099094>>62099142>just print more oil, goy!
>>620991511) I hate tech. fucked up the world 2) got burned on 3x oil etfs. said never again>>62099156This >>62099164 A lot of them did sign treaties which were promptly ripped up by the Europeans. Ironically same as what is happening in Iran right now.
I'll never forgive them for the USS Liberty. Never forget. Never forgive
>>62099170If you search for this post in the archives, you'll see a bunch of netanyahu bots spamming it over and over again. What's next, israel bombing South Korea?
Required reading for those you who are reasonably literate
Well it’s day 43, soon to be day 44.Analyst chart here says oil should be $115-145.I’m also noting $115 was the price of brent before the giga dump happened.Strait’s still closed so… what happens now?
>>62099186most are probably waiting to see how the peace talks go tomorrow
>>62099188Friday Iran time, it's already 4 AM friday there. The Iranian delegation won't show up and the Americans just left too
>>62099186>Mr. President, your response
When are bobos going to admit defeat and finally fuck off. No oil is not going to $200. No the financial system is not going to collapse. You can fuck off now.
>>62099196>i'm bullish>all bobos need to disappearanon...
>>62099188>peace talks
>line goes up, dollar goes down>#winning #golden ageThank you, Mr President
The meme energy of us gigabash TACO bros and TWO MORE WEEKS BROS literally transcended time and space to convince Trump to TACO and TWO MORE WEEKS>tfw based TACO and TWO MORE WEEKS BROS literally saved the worldYour're welcome /smg/
>>62099132What tech is undervalued?
>>62099186if you EVER believe a picture like this and take it as fact you're retarded
>>62099188Wouldn’t it still be hardstuck at $115 regardless?I mean all the coming shortages are still proceeding in the background.Even if the strait opened today all the Asians buyers would be scalping each other because they’re half starved at this point.I’m not particularly emotionally invested in the day to day price of oil but I thought the predump pricing was actually pretty conservative.
>>62099198>JD Vance causes another international incident after demanding an apology from the Iranian delegation who deny his traditional Appalachian pillbilly offering of lil smokies and hot dog water
>>62099183I asked chatGPT for a summary instead, get with times gramps
>>62099202gee, i wonder who could be behind this post
>>62099172no, long calls vs short calls (selling).
>>62099212the people that set the forward curve prices don't change the curve quickly so the price is always getting pulled down by people who believe in that. The curve says Oil will return to $60 to $70 in a few months.
>>62099210google would be my go to right now EoY is minimum 370-380 region buy it around 300 region or pray it dips again to 270 region which I am not too hopeful
>>62099171don’t the talks start on Saturday?
>>62099220I guess that makes sense.It’s already been a month with change thobeit.
>>62099137Nothing smart like that i just figured it should maybe, like, you know, give some back after going up like 80% in a couple of days? Like you know perhaps straight up is not a pattern?
>>62099228why are you buying leveraged short term shit if you don't have a proper plan?legit gambling lol
>>62099080Ahold Delhaize seems to be a very stable stock
I seriously don't understand the market anymore
the final "before the war" tankers have safely reached port>don't be a panican
>>62099228It should pull back but it probably won’t because literally everything is fake and gay
2026 will end with interest rates at 8% and inflation at 20%. Screencap this kek.
>>62099248>rates at 8 After Jpow goes and the Fed loses independence its going to 0% Maybe negative
>>62099252>its going to 0%>Maybe negativeAHAHHAHAHsure bud
How did you get into trading? For me it was by buying gold because no-one would give me a bank account. Saw that I was making money on the coins so researched more about investing. When my credit became good enough for a bank account I chose a brokerage account instead. The original plan was to save a couple hundred a month in there until I had enough for gold as even fractionals were getting expensive by then. But then the war happened and I decided to go all in on stocks
>>62099255With Trump, anything's possible.
>>62099144I'm gonna risk 10 bucks I borrowed from my brother and make 2.5 mil Do you even study the talmud?
>>62099255They will do anything to pump it and save mumu
>>62099257gold isn't investingit is cyclical bullshit and at best it is to preserve money and usually not even that, it is mostly a hedge
Did you guys see that the wagie who set the warehouse on fire recorded it?
>>62099240There was srill 20k mariners stranded in the gulf yesterday I don't believe you. How much do they pay you to go on the internet and tell lies?
>>62099240Source?
They're bombing Tehran again, hope you went long on oil kek.
>>62099186literally same thing silver tards did before the bubble crash kek. pricing their shit now how it's going to be priced in the future.
>>62099292does it even matter at this point
>>62099292Nothing on Axios. Fake news.
>>62099292See >>62099278
hey all investing question: i want to invest in shit, like fucking fecal turds. what should i buy to long shit?
>>62099298It does if you ever want to see another barrel of oil come out of the middle east ever again kek.
posting the latest trump kikeout since nobody mentioned it yet. i actually laughed out loud when i saw the 80 IQ 200 word vocabulary dumbass cheeto calling 160 IQ most popular conservative figures with daily million+ viewers "low iq with third rate podcasts nobody cares about"surely this will boost his poll numbers with the voter base
>>62099308nobody is reading that shit dude, who cares
>>62099303HGRAF
>>62099303Indian stocks
>>62099308It was posted in the last thread.
>>62099308>160 IQ most popular conservative figuresno one mentioned in that post is above 110 IQ and even that's being generous
I have until 2041 to find a way to make some more money
>>62099308So obvious when some faggot staffer with grok writes this shit.
>>62099186all hinges on ceasefire, which has pretty much failedpulling guesses out of my ass for monday, i'll say approx $90 if ceasefire somehow asserts itself, $100+ if no progress, higher if Iran starts blowing shit up again
>>62099292fiery but mostly peaceful bombings in accordance with the ceasefire which has been made and ignored by all partiessomehow this is incredibly bullish for SOXL
>>62099308Super non relevant to anything discussed here You have TDS
>>62099308>Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, Alex Jones>160 IQI now declare /smg/s TDS terminal. There is no coming back from this. There is no money to made here anymore. One cannot make money while suffering from a terminal illness.
>>62099186Futures prices =/= actual price for physical delivery, brent spot price is currently $120, since the ceasefire only one non-Iranian linked oil tanker has passed the strait, it has 7,000 litres of refined fuel and is headed for India, registered in Gabon
>>62099321>>62099327Crashing the world economy for israel sure is what I voted for! Shalom!
>>62099298>>62099301>>62099302>>62099320
>>62099273You illiterate? He's saying that the tankers that left before the war have all finally arrived at their destinations
IRAN has so far done a HORRIBLE AND LOUSY JOB of PRINTING MY CALL! 200$ OIL was PROMISED to me a month ago! They better start NOW, MY CALLS AINT GONNA PRINT THEMSELVES!
>>62099341Just switch to the USO underlying. They'll eventually exhaust their ability to manipulate futures, and then it will squeeze.
>>62099337who this
>>62099339There are tankers that were in the Persian gulf before the war that are still in the gulf howsoeverbeitsan
>>62099344I'm calling USO, should print nicely when the squeeze happens. I thought I could buy options on CL=F directly but IBKR doesn't like that. Either way for this short term play USO tracks well enough
>>62099333No crying in the casino, sir.
>>62099308My fucking sides. It's a decade too late but the fat infowars faggots probably finally realize they got duped.
>>62099346Yes but no one said there wasn't, the comment is pertaining to the tankers that left before the war started
>>62099345Some random jew streamer that the sandniggers really like.
>>62099345His boyfriend.
>>62099345The source is vahid online https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vahid_Online
>The US and Israel stops attacking Iran and in return the Strait of Hormuz remains as it was before the ceasefire, under Iranian authorityArt of the deal baby, USA! USA! USA!
>>62099350Left from where Michael??They left their home ports and have not returned. He's not gonna fuck you simp
>>62099318>>62099363Panicans btfo
>>62099350NTA but I'm very confused with how this is worded
>>62099364Left from the Persian Gulf, are you a fucking mongoloid or what? You seem to be unable to understand that the ships that had left the Persian Gulf before the war have all now arrived at their delivery destinations, that in no way conflicts with there still being ships in the Persian Gulf
futuresbros
>>62099371FUCK this thing needs to dip already
>>62099371
>>62099292>hope you went long on oil kek.Why though? They've shown us multiple times they'll cook anything up if it gets to close the breaking point
>>62099371>futures
>>62099375>anything Anything but actually end the war
>>62099381The US can't end the war unilaterally
almost +10% in one day tf? SANDISK $1000 EOM??? $1 trillion mcap EOY??? thank you /smg/ for shilling this mounths ago
>>62099370Ok but what about all the "before the war" tankers still stuck in the gulf
>>62099384they tried, cmon give them credit
>>62099348>>62099354>>62099355>>62099366Uh oh, melty!!! Should have bought oil
>>62099391where do you think they went geniusidk what you 2 are even arguing about but you're retarded and so is the other anon for replying to you
>>62099339>>62099350>>62099370It's ok, they're just being contrarian, because I made fun of their panican meme, when you ask a llm about it, the llm almost refuses to focus on the shipping that got to leave the gulf before the strait was shut down, it only wants to talk about the ships still stuck in the gulf
>>62099388I remember looking at SNDK and WDC before they blew up but thinking 'well I guess they must be fairly priced'. Mad regret not knowing I'm smarter than the market.
>>62099393Is it a coincidence that all his IDs begin by 620993? That can't be
>>62099396I get regrets too seing those spikes, but I'm not confident enough to predict these seings and trade in such short intervals. I figure I'd lose more money chasing the ball than just holding
adjusted for dividends, this is an all-time high. if you have not apologized yet, this is basically your last chance to make things right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg
>>62099394I think they're still stuck in the strait where they have been since before the warWhich they are
>>62099397damn what do the numbers mean in geriatria?
>>62099405On behalf of every person in the world I apologise to pat gelsinger
who the hell is this Brent Crude you guys are always talking about?
>>62099399I was also eyeing Iren when they were $6-9 and OKLO before it gigamooned. It's so hard to know when you're early vs when the market is just unaware/ignoring something. And obviously I have hindsight bias too, I dont' remember the moves I didn't make that would've cost me. But damn if I held all the stocks I was looking at in Autumn 2024 I'd have 5-10x'd.
>>62099412He’s an asshole
>>62099412I used to wonder this back in '08. Apparently it's the name of an oil rig in the north sea
groceries about to assrape me tomorrow again
>>62099413The market is never ignoring something, it's always priced in, the market knows everything, you can't beat the market - smiggers
if the market knows everything? then how come it dont know the future price?if it knows the future price, it can price that as current price, no?I feel like the market doesn't really know shit
Bought the top of this stock today
>>62099424Lul wut. Time value of money dog, future price can't be todays price because time has monetary value.
>>62099424The market is a retarded hooker, too dim to spot a wooden nickel.
>>62099424this is the future of the stock market, eventually we'll just know the price at any point in time and stock trading will die to be replaced entirely by options
>>62099080What is going on?
>>62099419get used to cooking potatoes and beans, seriously. There's so msny different ways to eat em
>>62099436boomers using "meeting" funds to go eat at nice restaurants and play golf. Nobody at the top has any knowledge about what they're managing now, they're all career managers
>>62099424the market's unknowing is priced in
Kek Vance's plane is also leaving Islamabad
>>62099424The market is like a watch, a rolex watch to be exact. Only jewish fingers have enough skill to coax the truest answers from it's delicate machinery. And if there's no jews around it falls to arabs next, as you can see this dilemma is present in our current situation
>>62099436The Mythos model is so good it will rip open all the shitty jeetware boomers have forced on us for the past 20 years.
>>62099388BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>62099436Anthropic Mythos which they say they're not releasing to the general public has found system vulnerabilities in every software system you can think of, including some vulnerabilities that are nearly 30 years old that no one knew existed, AI is getting real now, lots of white collar workers will be unemployed in the next two years
my hooker told me she used chatgpt to help figure out why one her flowers weren’t growing. Is this bullish or bearish?
>>62099451Doesn't she mean something to you? Look in your heart, you already know
So how will the US government afford UBI for the millions of workers that AI will displace when the interest on their debt is already a crippling $88 billion a month
>>62099451bearish for her, hopefully bullish for her flowers
>>62099450fake and gayTrump n friends tricked the world into investing in the US right before we cucked the world with our oil supply.The US has completely secured itself as the monopoly of energy on the planet.ai and robots n shill will slowly fail away now."ai" is a fuckinjg auto complete porgram. adding infinite energy and data will never make it truly usable to any meaningful degree that a person can be removed from the position. It was all a scam to get everyone money before the oil trade happened.US needed those investment to not fail, america gets what america wants
>>62099451ok but why werent her flowers growing
>>62099459>UBI
>>62099465Those software companies have confirmed the vulnerabilities and patched them since Mythos exposed them, seek treatment for your mental issues
>the future
>>62099459UBI?those white collar workers are going to have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps you filthy socialist
Was selling AMZN at $204 retarded? I didn't want to spend another year in the cuck chair.
>>62099465AI is infinitely faster and cheaper at sorting potatoes than a human
