zesty edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62098439
>>62099080posting an actual fag as the op pic, pretty fucking fitting for the denizens of this place
Iran will retaliate and continue the war over Lebanon so we can get discounts we'll hold this time any day now... Allahu Akbar, right guys...? Guys?
A guy in a top hat driving a Rolls-Royce made fun of me for riding a bicycle. The world is so cruel, lads.
Unbothered, unprofitable, unvaccinated, uncircumcised and uneducated :3That reminds me, long UNH & NEH
> futures
boipussy
looking to become the next US presidentI will fix it myself, everythingsmg made me realize we have something special here, and I want to make sure we utilize it best for our great nationwhat steps to take to achieve this?
>>62099092Suck Jewish cock
the market is rigged, run by greater powers, its not a free market, its now too big to fail and moreover its now not allowed to ever go down more than 10% ever again because it would break the house of cards financial system. buy calls in EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DIP.
>>62099092Step 1)Take your meds
reminder to buy AMD
>>62099099reminder this is just the company selling itselfroadmaps are meaningless because all companies have them and it is just words lolamd hasn't delivered many promises it has made for years btw, their ray tracing is hideous
>>62099086Im glad I didnt have my penis slide protector and male gspot surgically mutilated as a newborn. How could you ever harm a child that way?
>>62099094I used to think that one day the stock market would crash completely and everyone would lose everything. I think that's what most normies believe and why they refuse to participate.
They're really gonna keep this sham ceasefire hopium going through the weekend, huh?
>>62099105shares went from $2 to $200 bro. sorry you missed it all.
>>62099112>I used to think that one day the stock market would crash completelyit is impossible, as that would mean the world doesn't existnormies do think stocks are risky though, it is only the case if you buy memeshit/specshit I tell my friends to keep it simple and just dont think, just buy nvidia and google and never care about price going down and never panicmore than half of them still dont invest
>>62099099The last time I bought AMD, it was at $230 and I instantly lost $80 from the drop. It was the first right on the first sell-off, if I remember correctly. My biggest loss until Micron's earnings call.
>>62099112i have strong indications that what were experiencing is pretty much a longer term bottom and the market will go up for the next year and a half. inflation is increasing. its time to resume the bull market in the indices
>>62099123It’s a volatile stock. I’ve made and lost money on the long and short side of AMD.
I start to feel like there's nothing really to invest in again.Tech is now normal, but not cheap and there's just too much debt and private credit to get in now.I already have oil.Uranium is crazy expensive.Mining crazy expensive and could crash for years on a recession. Staples are way over bought.Can the market crash already.
>>62099123Can you please use your powers to buy buy soxl so it dumps? I'm so short I'll be financially ruined if it keeps going up
>>62099099As a Poor child (Yes I am Poor as that guy wiping his ass with Benjamins likes to point out) I could only afford AMD processors so I've always seen them as budget even though they eventually leapfrogged Intel. Sempron was some real Poorfag shit, even worse than Celeron
>>62099127>I start to feel like there's nothing really to invest inwrongtech is still undervalued lola new dip may as well never occur at this pointthe markets dont even care about this charade anymore
>>62099130did you short assuming the war goes on for long, or did you short thinking chipmakers are not the future like a dummy
>>62099108Yea, you say that and in the same breadth you're on /pol/ shilling for zion don
im finna take this trade no cap
>oil longs
im gonna risk $200 and make $50k, get on my level
>>62099127In the UK there is no tech but everything is bargain bucket. That's why I shill BP here, it is trading cheaper than it's sales.
>>62099066injuns want billions for access to "their" land along the route
Why aren't you guys all in TQQQ FNGU SOXL?
>>62099149I mean it is their land.
>>62099154who did they buy it from?
>>62099127THE CURE TO HIGH PRICES IS HIGHER PRICES RETARD. MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE LEFT. BUY CALLS IN EVERY DIP
>was supposed to study for postgrad 8 years ago>was supposed to go to law school 6 years ago>never fucking did>in my mid-30sHow fucking OVER is it for my career?
>>62099156The crown through treaties
kek nice talks
>>62099140those are covered calls in the middle right?
>>62099163careers are for idiots anyway, inflation is so bad that any job havers wont make enough anyway. start working on survival skills and start scouting a place out in the wilderness to live in so you can more quickly adapt when everyone american born is homeless and all homes are full of mexicans and jeets instead of white people
>>62099171they went for sightseeing bro
>>62099094>>62099142>just print more oil, goy!
>>620991511) I hate tech. fucked up the world 2) got burned on 3x oil etfs. said never again>>62099156This >>62099164 A lot of them did sign treaties which were promptly ripped up by the Europeans. Ironically same as what is happening in Iran right now.
I'll never forgive them for the USS Liberty. Never forget. Never forgive
>>62099170If you search for this post in the archives, you'll see a bunch of netanyahu bots spamming it over and over again. What's next, israel bombing South Korea?
Required reading for those you who are reasonably literate
Well it’s day 43, soon to be day 44.Analyst chart here says oil should be $115-145.I’m also noting $115 was the price of brent before the giga dump happened.Strait’s still closed so… what happens now?
>>62099186most are probably waiting to see how the peace talks go tomorrow
>>62099188Friday Iran time, it's already 4 AM friday there. The Iranian delegation won't show up and the Americans just left too
>>62099186>Mr. President, your response
When are bobos going to admit defeat and finally fuck off. No oil is not going to $200. No the financial system is not going to collapse. You can fuck off now.
>>62099196>i'm bullish>all bobos need to disappearanon...
>>62099188>peace talks
>line goes up, dollar goes down>#winning #golden ageThank you, Mr President
The meme energy of us gigabash TACO bros and TWO MORE WEEKS BROS literally transcended time and space to convince Trump to TACO and TWO MORE WEEKS>tfw based TACO and TWO MORE WEEKS BROS literally saved the worldYour're welcome /smg/
>>62099132What tech is undervalued?
>>62099186if you EVER believe a picture like this and take it as fact you're retarded
>>62099188Wouldn’t it still be hardstuck at $115 regardless?I mean all the coming shortages are still proceeding in the background.Even if the strait opened today all the Asians buyers would be scalping each other because they’re half starved at this point.I’m not particularly emotionally invested in the day to day price of oil but I thought the predump pricing was actually pretty conservative.
>>62099198>JD Vance causes another international incident after demanding an apology from the Iranian delegation who deny his traditional Appalachian pillbilly offering of lil smokies and hot dog water
>>62099183I asked chatGPT for a summary instead, get with times gramps
>>62099202gee, i wonder who could be behind this post
>>62099172no, long calls vs short calls (selling).
>>62099212the people that set the forward curve prices don't change the curve quickly so the price is always getting pulled down by people who believe in that. The curve says Oil will return to $60 to $70 in a few months.
>>62099210google would be my go to right now EoY is minimum 370-380 region buy it around 300 region or pray it dips again to 270 region which I am not too hopeful
>>62099171don’t the talks start on Saturday?
>>62099220I guess that makes sense.It’s already been a month with change thobeit.
>>62099137Nothing smart like that i just figured it should maybe, like, you know, give some back after going up like 80% in a couple of days? Like you know perhaps straight up is not a pattern?
>>62099228why are you buying leveraged short term shit if you don't have a proper plan?legit gambling lol
>>62099080Ahold Delhaize seems to be a very stable stock
I seriously don't understand the market anymore
the final "before the war" tankers have safely reached port>don't be a panican
>>62099228It should pull back but it probably won’t because literally everything is fake and gay
2026 will end with interest rates at 8% and inflation at 20%. Screencap this kek.
>>62099248>rates at 8 After Jpow goes and the Fed loses independence its going to 0% Maybe negative
>>62099252>its going to 0%>Maybe negativeAHAHHAHAHsure bud
How did you get into trading? For me it was by buying gold because no-one would give me a bank account. Saw that I was making money on the coins so researched more about investing. When my credit became good enough for a bank account I chose a brokerage account instead. The original plan was to save a couple hundred a month in there until I had enough for gold as even fractionals were getting expensive by then. But then the war happened and I decided to go all in on stocks
>>62099255With Trump, anything's possible.
>>62099144I'm gonna risk 10 bucks I borrowed from my brother and make 2.5 mil Do you even study the talmud?
>>62099255They will do anything to pump it and save mumu
>>62099257gold isn't investingit is cyclical bullshit and at best it is to preserve money and usually not even that, it is mostly a hedge
Did you guys see that the wagie who set the warehouse on fire recorded it?
>>62099240There was srill 20k mariners stranded in the gulf yesterday I don't believe you. How much do they pay you to go on the internet and tell lies?
>>62099240Source?
They're bombing Tehran again, hope you went long on oil kek.
>>62099186literally same thing silver tards did before the bubble crash kek. pricing their shit now how it's going to be priced in the future.
>>62099292does it even matter at this point
>>62099292Nothing on Axios. Fake news.
>>62099292See >>62099278
hey all investing question: i want to invest in shit, like fucking fecal turds. what should i buy to long shit?
>>62099298It does if you ever want to see another barrel of oil come out of the middle east ever again kek.
posting the latest trump kikeout since nobody mentioned it yet. i actually laughed out loud when i saw the 80 IQ 200 word vocabulary dumbass cheeto calling 160 IQ most popular conservative figures with daily million+ viewers "low iq with third rate podcasts nobody cares about"surely this will boost his poll numbers with the voter base
>>62099308nobody is reading that shit dude, who cares
>>62099303HGRAF
>>62099303Indian stocks
>>62099308It was posted in the last thread.
>>62099308>160 IQ most popular conservative figuresno one mentioned in that post is above 110 IQ and even that's being generous
I have until 2041 to find a way to make some more money
>>62099308So obvious when some faggot staffer with grok writes this shit.
>>62099186all hinges on ceasefire, which has pretty much failedpulling guesses out of my ass for monday, i'll say approx $90 if ceasefire somehow asserts itself, $100+ if no progress, higher if Iran starts blowing shit up again
>>62099292fiery but mostly peaceful bombings in accordance with the ceasefire which has been made and ignored by all partiessomehow this is incredibly bullish for SOXL
>>62099308Super non relevant to anything discussed here You have TDS
>>62099308>Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, Alex Jones>160 IQI now declare /smg/s TDS terminal. There is no coming back from this. There is no money to made here anymore. One cannot make money while suffering from a terminal illness.
>>62099186Futures prices =/= actual price for physical delivery, brent spot price is currently $120, since the ceasefire only one non-Iranian linked oil tanker has passed the strait, it has 7,000 litres of refined fuel and is headed for India, registered in Gabon
>>62099298>>62099301>>62099302>>62099320
>>62099273You illiterate? He's saying that the tankers that left before the war have all finally arrived at their destinations
IRAN has so far done a HORRIBLE AND LOUSY JOB of PRINTING MY CALL! 200$ OIL was PROMISED to me a month ago! They better start NOW, MY CALLS AINT GONNA PRINT THEMSELVES!
>>62099341Just switch to the USO underlying. They'll eventually exhaust their ability to manipulate futures, and then it will squeeze.
>>62099337who this
>>62099339There are tankers that were in the Persian gulf before the war that are still in the gulf howsoeverbeitsan
>>62099344I'm calling USO, should print nicely when the squeeze happens. I thought I could buy options on CL=F directly but IBKR doesn't like that. Either way for this short term play USO tracks well enough
>>62099333No crying in the casino, sir.
>>62099308My fucking sides. It's a decade too late but the fat infowars faggots probably finally realize they got duped.
>>62099346Yes but no one said there wasn't, the comment is pertaining to the tankers that left before the war started
>>62099345Some random jew streamer that the sandniggers really like.
>>62099345His boyfriend.
>>62099345The source is vahid online https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vahid_Online
>The US and Israel stops attacking Iran and in return the Strait of Hormuz remains as it was before the ceasefire, under Iranian authorityArt of the deal baby, USA! USA! USA!
>>62099350Left from where Michael??They left their home ports and have not returned. He's not gonna fuck you simp
>>62099318>>62099363Panicans btfo
>>62099350NTA but I'm very confused with how this is worded
>>62099364Left from the Persian Gulf, are you a fucking mongoloid or what? You seem to be unable to understand that the ships that had left the Persian Gulf before the war have all now arrived at their delivery destinations, that in no way conflicts with there still being ships in the Persian Gulf
futuresbros
>>62099371FUCK this thing needs to dip already
>>62099371
>>62099292>hope you went long on oil kek.Why though? They've shown us multiple times they'll cook anything up if it gets to close the breaking point
>>62099371>futures
>>62099375>anything Anything but actually end the war
>>62099381The US can't end the war unilaterally
almost +10% in one day tf? SANDISK $1000 EOM??? $1 trillion mcap EOY??? thank you /smg/ for shilling this mounths ago
>>62099370Ok but what about all the "before the war" tankers still stuck in the gulf
>>62099384they tried, cmon give them credit
>>62099348>>62099354>>62099355>>62099366Uh oh, melty!!! Should have bought oil
>>62099391where do you think they went geniusidk what you 2 are even arguing about but you're retarded and so is the other anon for replying to you
>>62099339>>62099350>>62099370It's ok, they're just being contrarian, because I made fun of their panican meme, when you ask a llm about it, the llm almost refuses to focus on the shipping that got to leave the gulf before the strait was shut down, it only wants to talk about the ships still stuck in the gulf
>>62099388I remember looking at SNDK and WDC before they blew up but thinking 'well I guess they must be fairly priced'. Mad regret not knowing I'm smarter than the market.
>>62099393Is it a coincidence that all his IDs begin by 620993? That can't be
>>62099396I get regrets too seing those spikes, but I'm not confident enough to predict these seings and trade in such short intervals. I figure I'd lose more money chasing the ball than just holding
adjusted for dividends, this is an all-time high. if you have not apologized yet, this is basically your last chance to make things right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg
>>62099394I think they're still stuck in the strait where they have been since before the warWhich they are
>>62099397damn what do the numbers mean in geriatria?
>>62099405On behalf of every person in the world I apologise to pat gelsinger
who the hell is this Brent Crude you guys are always talking about?
>>62099399I was also eyeing Iren when they were $6-9 and OKLO before it gigamooned. It's so hard to know when you're early vs when the market is just unaware/ignoring something. And obviously I have hindsight bias too, I dont' remember the moves I didn't make that would've cost me. But damn if I held all the stocks I was looking at in Autumn 2024 I'd have 5-10x'd.
>>62099412He’s an asshole
>>62099412I used to wonder this back in '08. Apparently it's the name of an oil rig in the north sea
groceries about to assrape me tomorrow again
>>62099413The market is never ignoring something, it's always priced in, the market knows everything, you can't beat the market - smiggers
if the market knows everything? then how come it dont know the future price?if it knows the future price, it can price that as current price, no?I feel like the market doesn't really know shit
Bought the top of this stock today
>>62099424Lul wut. Time value of money dog, future price can't be todays price because time has monetary value.
>>62099424The market is a retarded hooker, too dim to spot a wooden nickel.
>>62099424this is the future of the stock market, eventually we'll just know the price at any point in time and stock trading will die to be replaced entirely by options
>>62099080What is going on?
>>62099419get used to cooking potatoes and beans, seriously. There's so msny different ways to eat em
>>62099436boomers using "meeting" funds to go eat at nice restaurants and play golf. Nobody at the top has any knowledge about what they're managing now, they're all career managers
>>62099424the market's unknowing is priced in
Kek Vance's plane is also leaving Islamabad
>>62099424The market is like a watch, a rolex watch to be exact. Only jewish fingers have enough skill to coax the truest answers from it's delicate machinery. And if there's no jews around it falls to arabs next, as you can see this dilemma is present in our current situation
>>62099436The Mythos model is so good it will rip open all the shitty jeetware boomers have forced on us for the past 20 years.
>>62099388BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>62099436Anthropic Mythos which they say they're not releasing to the general public has found system vulnerabilities in every software system you can think of, including some vulnerabilities that are nearly 30 years old that no one knew existed, AI is getting real now, lots of white collar workers will be unemployed in the next two years
my hooker told me she used chatgpt to help figure out why one her flowers weren’t growing. Is this bullish or bearish?
>>62099451Doesn't she mean something to you? Look in your heart, you already know
So how will the US government afford UBI for the millions of workers that AI will displace when the interest on their debt is already a crippling $88 billion a month
>>62099451bearish for her, hopefully bullish for her flowers
>>62099450fake and gayTrump n friends tricked the world into investing in the US right before we cucked the world with our oil supply.The US has completely secured itself as the monopoly of energy on the planet.ai and robots n shill will slowly fail away now."ai" is a fuckinjg auto complete porgram. adding infinite energy and data will never make it truly usable to any meaningful degree that a person can be removed from the position. It was all a scam to get everyone money before the oil trade happened.US needed those investment to not fail, america gets what america wants
>>62099451ok but why werent her flowers growing
>>62099459>UBI
>>62099465Those software companies have confirmed the vulnerabilities and patched them since Mythos exposed them, seek treatment for your mental issues
>the future
>>62099459UBI?those white collar workers are going to have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps you filthy socialist
Was selling AMZN at $204 retarded? I didn't want to spend another year in the cuck chair.
>>62099465AI is infinitely faster and cheaper at sorting potatoes than a human
>>62099474>>62099465To be clear for normies I don't mean chatgpt or anything, using LLMs for most tasks is retarded and I hope they fucking die. Neural networks still have many uses nevertheless, and the transformer is annoyingly useful
>>62099468Well what are they going to do? Not enough jobs for them to fill let alone jobs which entailed the same pay and conditions they enjoyed, if you don't placate these masses of newly unemployed it will lead to societal disruption
>>62099477There arw a lot of jobs but you won't hear about them cause it's boring stuff like sorting potatoes, killing pest without chemicals, controlling 5G networks, etc. It is annoying that AI is a fad even in academia so rotbrainned undergrads don't even bother thinking about if "AI" is the best tool for their problem
>they’re building ai and robots so we can get checks for existingpeople actually believe this
>>62099477>>62099479Oh I guess in terms of replacing humans at jobs, not that many lmao. Minimum wage humans are way too cheap currently
>>62099474give me an ai that can pick fruit
>>62099477There are tons of jobs out there, but the idea of their being multiple full-time WFH positions to manage a JIRA board are over and done with. Time to get a real job, professional scrum masters and agile coaches are over.
>>62099480kek the best part will be when people line up to get killed because they think they are being uploaded into AI to live forever.
>>62099484Yeah here's your AI meet Jose and Jesus and Andre and Pedro, our newest models
>>62099479There isn't lots of jobs though, as is the labour market is considered near full employment, you need some unemployed people as to keep inflation from being too high, the tens of millions that will be replaced won't all find work, the vast majority won't
>>62099459AI will create jobs idiot. But government will never give white men welfare. It can afford it but they hate us. Interesting to think, 39,000,000,000,000 dollars financed but you cant point to one meaningful thing all of that money has bought us, the people. Seriously, where did it all go? I guess to old people to be unemployed and healthy into their 90s but even that doesnt account for every dollar. Some catastrophe is gonna hit and they wont be able to do anything about it.
>>62099474AI doesn't have hands how can it sort potatoes
>>62099489It's unfortunate that people believe this at all but it's also their fault not knowing how to read
babe i love you. i know it's been a stressful month for you and your head is probably still spinning. try to compose yourself. the world and market are going to move forward now, it's important you do too. i forgive you for being so wrong, so nasty, so difficult and stubborn, i want you to forgive yourself for all that too, we all make mistakes. you're a sweet and wonderful girl somewhere in all that, and i want to spend time with her again. i miss you so much and love you with all my heart.
>>62099490>Actually Indiosack the jews and the tricks!
>>62099489They already do this in Canada and they don't even need to lie to them about uploading their consciousness. Just being Canadian is good enough
>>62099492>AI will create jobsNo, the only job it can create is researchers which 99.9% of the population doesn't have the intellect for
>>62099477We don't placate the masses already and things are fine, there's like 2 billion people globally that live under the poverty line and can't defeat the hoards literal mouth breathing retard consumers sucking their money
>>62099492>AI will create jobsYeah the 50 people needed to manage a data centre compared to millions laid off as a result, LOL
>>62099495thank you... Its been difficult. Sorry I havent reached out earlier. I lost a lot of our money this week. I was trying to figure out how to work up the courage to tell you. How have you been? I appreciate you thinking about me. I like you alot you know. dont do anything stupid, ok?
Thoughts on RPD for the AI cybersec bullshit coming up? It just hit all time lows today
>>62099501The West does placate the masses, what do you think welfare exists for?
>>62099493Instead of paying Pablo 30k a year you install a camera and a bunch of plastic pinball flippers to kick the bad potatoes out the way, at least it's one way of doing it. "AI" (neural networks) just makes identifying them more reliablehttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/3SfAUCFITqs
>>62099509Ok who’s gonna fix the potato flipper when it gets stuck?
>>62099505While they can afford it sure. As you noted when they can no longer afford it they will simply start living the lives of the aforementioned billions of people living under the global poverty line.
>>62099498>>62099502If you admit one AI can allow one person to do the job of ten, why would I scale down? I can keep the same number of employees but 10x my worker output. I can even scale up to make my firm more competitive. More employees at 10x return on productivity with marginal cost increases. Its economies of scale, its the jevon's paradox. Since when has an increase in a resources efficency (worker productivity in this case) ever been met with the resource being used *less?* Investment firms and universities agree. But of course, being a pessimistic doomer is free and smart sounding.
>>62099308
>>62099510One guy instead of the 5 needed to check as fast as the "AI". It doesn't need sleep, weekends or sick days either
henlo mister jeromethe world is scaryi am afraid every daymy life has collapsedwe all need ur helpplease lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
>>62099516>scale upin China maybe, good luck here in the US where profit maximization is king
>>62099513Which is why queried what their plan is going to be and wondered if UBI would even be feasible with the record amounts of debt that first world nations have, that's why I noted that there's real potential for societal disruption, which is something that even BlackRock CEO Larry Fink noted at the WEF when he said homogeneous nations in East Asia are going to fair better than Western nations with large immigrant populations when it comes to the AI disruption
>>62099474we have had potato sorting machines for centuries.how would adding ai to one make it better? 5% increase in efficiency of the mcahine? at the expense of energy rates going up 100000%?I am loving watching retards slap ai on anything "cause it will make it better"like everyone in the 90s thinking the future is everyone having a website
Ladies and Gentlemen, Donald Drumpf am I right?
>>62099503i am at all time highs and anticipating higher. i'm stronger than i've ever been. i'm buying another house. i don't believe this is her but that's what i'd tell her if she asked, and i'd tell her not to worry because i'll take care of you.
>>62099523you are actually a fucking moron lmao, scaling up increases profits. That is called growth, that is what the entire stock market is about.
>>62099516why don't you just scale up and hire 10 times the amount of employees already
>>62099516>Everyone has access to the same tool>I somehow become more competitive than my rivalsYour scenario only works if not everyone has the ability to use AI
>it was like a movie :( )
>>62099516it's like you don't even care about shareholders.
>>62099347UCO is more direct USO is exactly like its name states united states oil which is not affected directly by brent price only indirectly when the cost of everything other than brent goes up as brent buyers look elsewhere
>>62099531>Your scenario only works if not everyone has the ability to use AIKind of obvious. Apple admits it wont invest in AI, firms have varying amounts of AI roll out and investments, which neccesitates different outcomes i.e. winners and losers in AI usage.
>>62099311Like Microsoft, et al?
>>62099537Apple won't build their own AI but will just adopt the one that comes out on top, every business having access to the same AI means no one has an advantage
>>62099535USO seems to have way more volume, I think the prices should equalize similarily after the shock
>>62099530I have a robot mower at my house. I was wondering why there arent companies raacing at the chance to have robot come and do these jobs for them.but no companies are using robot mowers.idk if you could make a simpler use case for ai/robots and it still hasnt happened yet.cause the mower isnt perfect and you still need a human there. so now you just have more overheard and spending about the same on hours for employees.AI isnt going to happen, and neural networks wont or shouldnt cause that could actually get us killed.
>>62099541>different inputs = same outputsi think you might be retarded. good luck buddy.
>>62099538>SandiskDelete this
>>62099459imagine being so dumb you think kikes are going to pay the masses to sit around and do nothing instead of killing them all off with famine and bioweapons. boy you sure got a lot to learn about kikes anon.
>>62099419I just paid $35 for vodka that was listed as on sale for $15. Is that tariffs? Or did I get ripped off?
>>62099547We'll revisit this in two years, meet me back here at the exact same time and day, after I proven right you buy apologise and buy me a drink
>>62099477
>>62099529The origin history of stock exchanges is actually pretty kino and heroic if you read about them. Especially the Dutch. Shame that commies delete such stories from the textbooks.
>>62099553motherfucker the silver schizos were misled we should have all been stacking 100% DEET
Surely we dump tomorrow when cpi comes in twice higher than expected? Oil averaged like 95 through march
iranians confirmed to be niggershttps://files.catbox.moe/nhoubx.mp4
>>62099553>Put your arm in the box!
>>62099560I don’t think economic figures matter right now. We probably stay green until the end of the cease fire period at least. Then dump or nuclear green pump depending on what happens.
>>62099550wtf is the point of all the stupid shit WEF comes up with?
>>62099569Demoralization
Trump is rekt posting, is this bearish
>>62099532holy shit, how can the world's top militaries be this unprepared for what is essentially a flying lawnmower, this is almost the exact same kind of breakdown they had in vietnam where they thought there would never be a use for a gun on an airplane because all engagements would occur at bvr and missiles would never fail or miss, except this time it's for air defenseimagine if they're struggling dealing with the doritos, how poorly they would handle squad level fights against a trained and heavily supported fpv enemy drone unit, they would get massacred or have to call in 150 aircraft to bail them out
My algo I made on MooMoo has been running for over a year now and its made 106%.turned 30k into 75k. i'll let it ride till im a millionaire, i quit work and this is my job now.i think at this point i need to actually make a company for tax reasons. any anons know anything about that?if i grow it to over 1 million I want to open it up to friends and family so I'll want to structure it so people can invest. I live in Florida.
>>62099480only retards who dont know the nature of jews>>>/pol/532850945>>>/pol/532850945>>>/pol/532850945>>>/pol/532850945
>>62099532can we get something like this with a soldier getting droned in the distance?
>>62099451what do hookers talk about with their johns? just normal woman shit?
>>62099574he's /pol/ posting lol shit must be completely fucked behind the scenes, the meeting in pakistan must have been a disaster, hope it's fake
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>>62099580post in the /quant/ thread?>>62087321
>>62099580You quit work for 40k pre tax and no benefits?
>>62099582Best I can do.
>>62099583a hooker tried explaining astrology after I was done using her and I just ignored her yapping completely and left without saying anything
>>62099590footage of the missile that killed netanyahu, two weeks agovery nice
>>62099577>unpreparedwe aren't unprepared. the military is so well-prepared in fact that the only way their adversaries can fight them is with this. they're the ones pigeon-holed into this strategy, which is their only cost-effective way of fighting. notice i said cost-effective, because it in no way can be considered battle-effective or worthwhile in achieving strategic objectives, just forestalling that of their opponents.
>>62099571But it's too stupid to even get demoralized over. "All humans will wear a uniform by 2030" in 2023? You could pick any random 4chan schizo prediction and it'd be less non-sensical and likely more demoralizing than only 7 years left of fashion for the human race
Given that the ceasefire is certainly not going to hold, and that the sham ceasefire is the only reason for this market rebound, would it be wise to withdraw most my money from my Stocks and Shares ISA and put money back into it during the dip?I'm nowhere near my ISA limit for the year, so the only thing I stand to lose by pulling out is the profits of any potential further boom (assuming the ceasefire holds and the Hormuz strait reopens)
>>62099577>how poorly they would handle squad level fights against a trained and heavily supported fpv enemy drone unita recent NATO exercise against Ukrainians suggests "very poorly"
>>62099596And ours isn’t battle effective or cost effective unless we actually invade. The sand people will refuse to capitulate until it’s unconditional.
>>62099581kinda funny that a large portion of production has been taken offline for years to come and oil is only $100. seriously considering stacking physical oil for the mad max days to come.
>>62099599its just rich libtard euros jacking themselves off over faggot nonsense, its not worth paying attention to. They just sit in a room and huff each other's farts
>>62099593sounds rude desudid she do a bad job or what?
>>62099587yeah i dont really need to work much anyways.but a program that WORKS?thats the holy grail. since when is there a fucking quant thread?once you start making over 30 in the stock market it makes more sense to strucvture as a company. i been draggin my feet on it for awhile
>>62099583>marry or do not marry, you will regret both
>>62099596>it in no way can be considered battle-effective or worthwhile in achieving strategic objectivesexcept that Iran is literally achieving its strategic objectives RIGHT NOW by just chucking a few drones and ballistic missiles at the Straight of Hormuz
>>62099609>>62099586I dont really like to talk to quant people. They are weird retarded people most of the time.
>>62099609Well good luck. Doesn’t look like the smoothest ride to 75k
>>62099607i'm not paying money to listen to retarded faggots babble
>>62099609Deducting commission and data fees should be motivation enough
>>62099613well what's the gist of what your thingamajig does? what instruments does it trade?
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>>62099615In fact you’re paying her to not do that most of the time. If you wanted to hear some girl babble incessantly you could just date.
>>62099614yeah bro write a program that is a smooth ride to infinite money.wonder why no one ever thought of that.This was only a test account with a measly 30k. now 75k
>>62099599>>62099571>>62099550I've been waiting for "Future Uniforms" my whole adult life.Everybody talks about flying cars and shit, but we were promised Future Uniforms a long time ago and I want what's coming!
>>62099596I disagree, this is a major fuck up, this oversight has let an enemy win the economic cost benefit ratio of a conflict, this has been going on for four fucking years in Ukraine and nothing has been done to address it in western militaries, especially the one that spends the most amount of money preparing for every scenario, heads need to fucking roll for this catastrophethe strait's closed and many are saying iran will be a world power with the influence it can exert by having a toll booth for oil leaving the gulf, this is a major strategic win for the enemies of america and western democracies
>>62099611>>62099615how do you guys explain vtuber fans? listening to women yap is pretty much their whole thing
>>62099624That’s not what I said. If you don’t see the potential risks going forward based off that return data then you will learn.
>>62099099whats the gross margin?>>62099127you already know anon. It's tech, energy, and mining
>>62099635that guy just said he didn't want to listen to hooker babble, not that no market exists for it
>>62099646fair enoughhow much would you bet on the hooker babble trade being worth more than it is right now, five years from now?
>>62099466I have no idea I already came I wanted to leave>>62099533I’m fucking cackling hahaha>>62099583 >>62099611Yeah basically
stocks will continue going upright?
>>62099629it's an unavoidable problem though, and money is being spent to counter it. it's also the natural consequence of having a conventional military that is too formidable to counter, only russia and china can afford to invest at the scale required to keep up, everyone else is going to dronemax. considering we've scaled back our military deployments and are extremely cautious now about troop deployments i'd say we're already adjusting, but countermeasures to this are going to be difficult and expensive no matter what policy choices were made. finally the current force was built up over decades, before this problem existed, and we'd still need it regardless, we still need to force project over oceans and contend with china and russia's conventional forces as well as guerrilla drones from subjugated nations.>>62099635it's easier to overlook insanity when it's emanating from something cute. haven't you learned from experience?
>>62099621the main idea behind it was to do what spy does but better.it only trades the highest volume stocks in spy. eg i have 90k of amazon right nowit uses up to 2x leverage just buying/selling shares.i have certain entry points I like. My philosophy is to be right as much as possible and add a ladder structure.I found a thing that rarely happens 3 times in a row. so i have a 10x ladder structure for that thing.no stop loss.never ever.its for fags.only buying top spy stocks by volume "guarantee" you get your money back in long term.thats a simple way to put it without saying to much
>>62099649AI is already eroding the market. Short hooker babble futures
>>62099600fuck it, I'm doomping. don't say I didn't warn you guys
>>62099660>AI is already eroding the marketMaybe I'm biased because I'm a filthy /vt/ poster but I don't think AI slop can replace real woman babble. It's just not the same. No computer algorithm can be as dumb and cute as real woman.
>>62099585Is he fucking retarded? There is already a sorta disease that (I think it was a fungi) that makes you allergic to meat anywayReddit and tumbler militant vegans were all about itAlso what’s the FUCKING point?THEY don’t want to design a human that DOESNT need meat, but rather a human who stil NEED meat but is allergic to it?What type of psychotic shit is this lol
>>62099665dammit i keep wanting to say i don't listen to retarded faggots babble but i spend 12 hours a day on smg you're really backing me into a corner here
How did stocks do under Cyrus the Great? I heard Trump is the same guy.
>>62099676yeah but like, all the retarded faggots here are menso are you gay or something?
>>62099580>turned 30k into 75k.>it only trades the highest volume stocks in spy. >i have 90k of amazon right nowEven if you're doing 2x in leverage, unless you only have Amazon and one other thing, how?
>>62099659you should read this book
>>62099656MONEY IS BEING SPENT ALRIGHT, ENOUGH MONEY TO BANKRUPT A COUNTRYYou spent thousands of missiles, tomahawks and patriot missiles that could have went to Ukraine to protect an actual precious resource it's white demographics, instead you wasted them for no strategic benefit, lost the oil infrastructure and are letting the orange migapedo ask for even more trillions to keep the same failed strategy going...INSANEYou even depleted the jassm inventory, are you trying to weaken america to the point china has no choice but to invade taiwan, i think you are
>>62099665babe i love you. i'm headed to the gym though. have a good night and let's be good to each other tomorrow.
>>62099652over time, yes
>>62099689thanks babeposter
>>62099678man i wish, despising women is a lonely way to live
>>62099538Ajay Banga hasn't been CEO of MC since 2021
>>62099560They will cook the books, re categorize it, change basket, etc. to dumb it down. CPI hasn’t reflected inflation in 25 years. Also fed will call it transitory and ignore it and muh PCE>>6209958040k a year in stock market trading is not enough to form a business over. This is financial advice.
1,947 years ago today the Rome Stock Exchange (Borsa Italiana) dropped 37% when Mount Vesuvius erupted near Naples. It took two years for wheat futures to recover.
>>62099704Why didn't the Roman treasury simply short the paper wheat market?
>>62099700>40k a year in stock market trading is not enough to form a business over. This is financial advice.if it continues that rate of growth annually it definately is, why are you not intuitively appreciating the compounding
JD's planehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tyzt4N0XDUM
>whenever you point a finger there's three pointing back at youDoes ANYONE actually get this quote? Where do the three fingers come from
>>62099704It's reassuring to know that speculation is a vice as old as civilization
>>62099710Here we have a finger being pointed at (you) - who's pointing back?
oil having a little dumpy
>>62099716>>62099710the trick is that the fingers are their all along. they are YOUR fingers pointing back at (YOU)
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>>62099708What would forming a business do for you in that scenario? There aren’t any tax benefits for stock trading, nor is stock trading a business in most circumstances. Are you full time stock trading? Do you have acrush deductible expenses that exceed your 1040 deductions? There’s a lot of stuff that goes into this. It’s really a lot easier to do it from yourself, there’s nothing to be gained by doing this through a business.
>>62099733Oh, I didn't know you meant strictly as a legal/tax entity. I thought you meant 'business' as a more general term, like pursuing it full time as a source of income. There is a 'trader' tax designation in the US. And obviously if successful enough you could form a fund, the US is one of the easiest places to set funds up AFAIK. And yeah you can deduct data expenses if it's a registered business, and data cost add up extremely quick. So while I did misunderstand your original point, there are still some benefits of structuring it as a business, even moreso if you wanna invest in any local compute/hardware of course.
>Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell summoned Wall Street leaders to an urgent meeting on concerns that Anthropic's new Mythos model could pose a systemic risk, per Bloomberg>Futures>https://youtu.be/BCfsl3W-yB4?si=5F-VIG39ljcOc08z&t=730Bros I'm thinking we are getting to the endgame of the world economy
>>62099733TTS lets you avoid wash sale bs
>>62099733You can make $80,000 trading and not have to pay a penny in tax. You can make $100,000 and barely have to pay anything in taxes. $120,000 if you're married, and won't have to pay anything in taxes.The trick is use leverage to your advantage no just in trading, but in your financial expenses. Literally only cash out to pay your debt, and put your other dollars to work.Even if you're making multi millions trading, the amount of taxes you pay as a percentage is nothing compared to the average wage slave.
>>62099749>You can make $80,000 trading and not have to pay a penny in tax. You can make $100,000 and barely have to pay anything in taxes. $120,000 if you're married, and won't have to pay anything in taxes.This all assumes you're holding long term, correct? So dumb it's taxed per trade like this..
>>62099724That doesn't make any sense. I'm not pointing with those fingers.
Bullish?
>>62099754where the middle, ring and pinky fingers pointing then
>>62099757oh shi
>>62099756is it ayys?in the stock market?
>>62099756his final form is coming
>>62099757They're not pointing? If I'm pointing, I'm usually using my index finger unless I'm holding something
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