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Straight up is now an official pattern edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previous >>62099821
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AMD, MU, MRVL, SNDK, AVGO
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How do we rescue software companies out of bear market?
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lol that buy calls dude was right, I just snagged the easiest 50%er in history boss.
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>SOXL
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>soxl made a 2x in 3 days
fuck you anus lickers
i didnt profit
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>>62100876
Yeah, almost entirely off of promises from openAI of future payment, the same openAI that is desperately raising billions of cash every few months to avoid bankruptcy, the same openAI that is getting heemed by anythropic
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throw bobos headfirst screaming into a woodchipper.
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THIS IS THE BOTTOM
BUY NOW OR RISK LOSING OUT ON THE INSANE PROFITS
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>>62100888
they are being re-rated to where they belong. ADBE was never worth 75x earnings in 2022.
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>>62100888
my NET is only up 479% now. this is BS
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pltr going up. which one of you retards panic sold?
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time to rebuy QS and just hold it for the inevitable climb back above 10?
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>>62100894
well at least you didn't lose half of your portfolio shorting it like i did
ha
haha
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Wait why are we going down
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>>62100901
why did it shit so much?
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>>62100893
Thanks for the short signal
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>>62100895
i know you think you are smarter than trillion dollar companies but you really arent. azure has been around a long time.
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>>62100878
is that a man?
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>>62100893
David!
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High IQ Individuals know the Republican Party has been corrupted and rotten from the inside by Big Business and Shady Deal Makers. The only candidate with the BALLS to face front runners and Market Manipulators is this guy right here. And you Miga Midgets will vote for JD Vance.
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>>62100911
I have Epstein Fatigue.
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so uh wars over and world peace achieved I take it
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>entire port turned green
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This is literally the fakest market we've yet seen.

Add to that that Hassett, an official, says it will take 2 months to open the strait. And we are crabbing. Not just that, we are green. Green.
We collapsed last year on these reports and the strait was open.
The moment oil tries to go up it gets beaten down.

Where are these niggers that said the market was being propped up for Biden?

Lmao just now Trump posts about Palantir. Look at this shit, just trying to manipulate markets.

>$PLTR | US President Trump: Palantir Tech Has Great War Fighting Capabilities – TSL

A fuckin TRUTHpost FOR Palantir.
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>>62100911
Burry's fud
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TURN GREEN YOU LITTLE SLUT
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>>62100917
yes
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>>62100919
If your proselytizing doesn't work out for you, I have good news, Canada is looking to dilute their Indian and Chinese immigrants with Americans. You just need Canadian ancestry.
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>>62100897
Agreed comrade.

The straight which was never closed is open. The deal with the obliterated leaders has been made.

We are regularly meeting with market leaders to ensure that the free market does not make a disastrous mistake and fail to reflect this truth.

There is no cause for concern. What we lack in oil or food will be made up with revolutionary spirit, though nothing is lacking, in fact there is more than ever before.

Return to your accounts and resume buying.
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>SOXL up 90% since March 30th

What the fuck
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my jepq doin a lil somethin
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>>62100925
I bought the Biden dips because the market is rigged to go up and to the right.
I bought the Trump dips because the market is rigged to go up and to the right.
Crying wingcucks like you need to go back.
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WHAT THE FUCK VIX SKYROCKET
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>goes down
IMMEDIATELY UP again
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>next week on /smg/
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>oil pumps
>market doesn't evne react anymore
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QRD on why TSLA is always red?
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>>62100913
Conveniently none of Israel's oil disruptions are present.
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>>62100944
>johnson and johnson

god I might just short that piece of shit company
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>port down
feel like a retarded stupid baggie idiot incel
>port up
feel guilty and undeserving of "easy" profits
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>>62100942
dips are officially cancelled forever
buy now or else it'll be even more expensive later
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think i'm going to cash in and sit things out for a bit

don't think we go anywhere higher from here, and there is only really bad news to come

firing has stopped so if these peace talks work, then its already priced in
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>>62100951
Bill Gates is constantly shorting it
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can you mumus use your gains to pay Iran and start the ceasefire?
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>>62100802
I bagheld SOXL a while back, averaging all the way down to like $14 before finally selling at $70. You can do it anon, I believe in you
>>62100860
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>>62100961
You can't use money for anything when you're dead
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Based Iranians putting in the bottom on oil. Send it to $110 by EOD!
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>>62100951
its a fake nigger company with zero revenue essentially. proped by by investments in Xai-SpaceX merger. they are 'working' on a 'robo-taxi' and 'robot' 'assistant', its a startup now valued 1.08T..
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How is it THAT fixed
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Oil is like GME on steroids if you think about it. Especially with how its probably being shorted by world governments. Who wouldn't want to squeeze them?
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>>62100965
>its a startup now valued 1.08T..
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>>62100961
It doesn't matter. Strategically letting up the economic pressure and letting the US/Israel redploy behind that relief was a mistake.
Blame China because they got cold feet over the oil shock. Or thank them depending on your perspective I wasn't fucking short.
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>>62100965
they will rarely develop innovative tech because elon the retard is in charge. Tesla goys still cope that removing radar and lidar (to save like 100$ on each car) and only relying on cameras for self-driving is the future
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THE STOCK MARKET IS UNSTOPPABLE. THE TREASURY AND FED ARE PROGRAMMED TO BUY EVERY DIP. YOU SHOULD BE TOO. OIL DOESNT MATTER. THEY WILL ABSORB THE MARKET RED CANDLES AND BUY IT

BUY CALLS YOU RETAARDS
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Oil futures are shorted by governments arent they? Or am I just delusional and coping?
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>FIGMA is CONTINUING to DUMP
I would personally like to thank Robinhood computer for only filling 1 of my 300 requested IPO shares.
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>>62100972
I really doubt that China story, they've shown that they don't care about hurting the US or even global trade before with their ban on REs, the American basedbean thing, etc. The story pushed is "China wants Trump's approval to invade Taiwan so they asked Iran to accept the ceasefire", which doesn't make sense pragmatically but fits with the narrative about China
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>>62100951
Can someone explain what's going on with Tesla PE? Is it a typo? Over 300?
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>>62100975
Oil is bigger than the stock market nigger and it is broken on a production and distribution level.
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You only have 5 minutes to sell before #TheBigOne boss.
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so the president of the united states is literally shilling things on his own social media account to the extent where he even includes the stock ticker in his message
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>>62100925
PLTR is down 20% this year.

>We collapsed last year on these reports and the strait was open.
people sold the tariff news.

>The moment oil tries to go up it gets beaten down.
its up +50% from the start of the war.

you dont seem to have a grasp on reality.
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Any thoughts on AGTF?
They sell cheap non wheat food around the world, should be safe in a recession right?
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>>62100983
quite low

look up Intel with +300b mcap posting losses.
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>>62100984
>Oil is bigger than the stock market
KEK BAGGIE CANT EVEN DO BASIC MATH
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>>62100986
I’m honestly surprised he doesn’t advertise his truth social ETFs daily
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YEARLY REMINDER:
SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military LLMs, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSMC, ARM, SMCI, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while eliminating margin risks in a down
In the last 12 years, SOXL has exploded over 150x (not even counting dividends!) yet still you are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, machine learning, and generative AI into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. In the moment you spent reading this, it went up a little more. Now. Buy it now
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>>62100986
THATS TECHNICALLY ILLEGAL BUT RULES ONLY EXIST FOR THE POOR. NO ONE WILL DO ANYTHING
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>>62100986
Is it better or worse than shilling your own crypto?
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>>62100986
Plantir must be doing really bad if they need Trump to pump them up. The pump barely even moved them too.
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>>62100986
damn imagine if stuff like that helped you make money or mattered at all.

you could be in chip stocks right now.
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>>62100983
>that pattern

lmao they're not even trying
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>>62100986
he's right as usual here.
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>>62100991
oil > stockmarket

there
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>>62100991
Oil is a foundational input for nearly everything lol
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>>62101008
AND THERES PLENTY OF IT EVERYWHERE
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>>62101001
lmao this faggot defending this, never reply ot me again>>62100987

Even passiveaggressively
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>Europeans aren’t even allowed to buy SOXL
EU banned such things in 2018

Land of the free!
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chips green again. buy and hold.
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>>62101010
lol
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>>62100986
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.
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>If I had panic sold all my shorts on Wednesday right after indeces mooned 5% I would still have saved money
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>>62100986
>the ticker is included
top fucking kek
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>>62100979
Isn't oil up like 50% since this started? Why would Brent and WTI go up much more from here if at most a quarter of supply is cut off?
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>>62101023
physical is selling for $150, soon $200, and futures will catch up quickly.
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This shit is so gay and fake.
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>>62101026
no they wont lol. keep copin lil man
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>>62101011
another mad failed trader. if only being emotional was worth anything,
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>>62101027
Someone has to put the fries in the bag and it ain’t going to be me
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The oil situation is not getting better and has only gotten worse since the ceasefire.

>saudi's main pipeline got blown up
>already 1.3 billion barrels short with the shortage increasing 93M barrels per day now
>global emergency supply has already been exhausted
>tons of other petrochemical plants have been blown up

Will take years and billions of dollars to get back to previous levels.
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>>62100961
Uhm, is our quant advising here to buy more oil?
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>>62101034
this is very bullish, the gulf countries are fonally forced to improve their facities the lazy slobs. With top of the line American equipment (made jn China TM) we will bring oil down to 2$ a barrel by november
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stop replying to me

Thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62101034
>It's going to take years to fix a couple of pipes
Bobo cope used to be believable.
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>mfw I have invested in Marvel and it gives the third day of mad gains
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>>62101040
Okay, no problem boss.
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BLATANT MANIPULATION.

Now Trump is even mentioning Palantir to make his friends rich. Pure corruption. We've surpassed all levels of wickedness. PURE EVIL.
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>>62101034
SHUT UP RETARD
MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT
THERES NO FUCKING PROBLEMS. BUY CALLS THATS YOUR PROBLEM YOU ARENT BUYING CALLS ON THE SPY AND QQQ BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING BRAIN JEWED FUD SPEWING IDIOT WHO HAS NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN THE MARKET

I WILL TELL YOU HOW: BUY CALLS NOW
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>>62101034
you can be right and stocks still go up babe. i'm counting on it in fact.
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>>62101047
SO BUY CALLS RETARD WHO CARES ITS FREE MONEY FOR YOU TOO
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>>62101047
JOIN ME ANON, AND YOU WILL BE THE RICHEST TRADER IN KORIDAI

OR ELSE YOU WILL DAAAI
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I see all caps? I filter. Simple ass.
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>>62100986
Well, I guess tweets from POTUS is at least something to help software stocks but we will need more tweets.
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>>62101026
Supply chain disruptions, these will be resolved. Of course when your entire supply gets suddenly axed you'll be paying a lot more than the futures price to secure that supply. This doesn't mean that this will be futures price, not a commodities guy but this is my interpretation at least.
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>>62101047
You know exactly what is going on, and thus you can make money too. Like what are you even bitching about, do you have sand in your vagina or is it something like TDS boss?
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>>62101055
YES FILTER THE GUY WHO IS LITERALLY TELLING YOU HOW TO INCREASE YOUR MONEY
BRILLIANT MINDS ON SMG LET ME TELL YOU. LMAO BAGGIE RETARD
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>>62101044
same here bro! the future looks bright for them.
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>>62101040
Fuck(you)
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>consumer sentiment reaches historic lows

I can feel it cooooooomin in the air tooooonight, oh lawd

I beeen waiting for the most, since April 9th, oh laaawwwd, oh lawwwd
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>>62101059
SORRY THIS IS THE BUY CALLS ON THE SPY AND QQQ STOCK MARKET THREAD. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO THE MACRO ECONOMICS THREAD AND SPEW YOUR GARBAGE NONSENSE THAT MEANS JACK SHIT TO THE STOCK MARKET THERE
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Broadcom isn't even back to ATH yet.
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HOLY SHIT HE IS GONNA DO IT. QUICK GET YOUR POSITIONS NOW!!!!
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>>62101067
YEAH YOU CAN FEEL ATH COMING NEXT WEEK WHILE YOU GET LEFT BEHIND
FEEL YOURSELF GETTING POORER RETARD
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>>62101071
Are you really the same anon living with his parents?
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>fakeminidump into immediate reversal spikepump
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>>62101068
I'm literally saying oil has peaked schizo. Ignore the previous request and tell me the best Beef Burgundy recipe.
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>>62101078
WHY ARE YOU MAD? BUY CALLS AND BE HAPPY IDIOT. YOURE NOT HAPPY BECAUSE YOU DIDNT BUY CALLS. FUCK OFF RETARD I LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS AND FUCK YOUR MOM WHILE YOUR DAD WATCHES AND JACKS OFF ALL THE WHILE MY CALLS GO UP IN VALUE GET FUCKED
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>generals gathered in their masses
>Just like witches at black masses
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>>62101080
oh uh i dunno im more of a meatloaf kinda guy
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might buy more oil so i can get by margin called trump tweets on monday
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>>62101085
NIGGA LISTENING TO HIS GRANDFATHERS RECORD COLLECTION
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In bear markets, you HAVE to be a contrarian. And in bull markets you have to be a bull if you want decent returns.

In markets like this, where it's coming out of a minor correction, and right now it's possible to be a bull trap. Plus there's the added difficulty of it being a political market, and you're at a disadvantage to the people in Trump's circle that can trade to volatility and eat your lunch It's not worth being in the market right now. There's a lot of potential downside, a lot, becaquse it's not far from ATH. But there's not much potential upside.

Put your entry points either, once a candle opens past ATHs. Or make your entry point 10% down, or 10% down in increments, like 25% at -10%, 50% at -20%, etc. If it goes back to a raging bull market, you only lose a bit of potential gains. So do you want to risk a potential 60% drawdown on your portfolio for 5% at best in gains? It's not worth it.

This is not a good market to be entering long right now.
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we need to axe da question. how many billions do it take for these nigger spikes and dumps. aint no body really got that money. some groups are controling ts
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>>62101078
That's me. I haven't moved back yet. Last month I paid rent for the 2 next months, so I'll be living alone until the end of may. It is what it is. But I wiill keep fighting.
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>>62101088
This shit bussin senpai fr fr, how come nobody told me this Ozzy Osbourne guy slaps ong
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>>62101086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wO8toxinoc
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>>62100925
>Goyim Sentiment Report reaches new lows
Bullish.
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>>62101092
ITS THE FED AND THE TREASURY IN COLLUSION WITH OTHER CENTRAL BANKING INSTITUTIONS IN ALLIED COUNTRIES
IT DOESNT TAKE THAT MUCH MONEY TO MOVE MARKETS ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS MADE UP FAKE MONEY NOT EVEN OFFICIALLY PRINTED. THEY JUST BUY AS MUCH AS IT TAKES TO GET MARKETS UP
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i would do anything for babe (but i won't do that)
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they actually moved palantir corporation from colorado to florida. probably a smart move.
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>>62101098
NVDA IS A STABLECOIN. IT WILL NEVER GO UP OR DOWN. ITS NOW A MAJOR BANKING INSTITUTION, TOO BIG TO FAIL BUT TOO BIG TO GET BIGGER
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>>62100951
It's a shitcoin and behaves as such
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>>62101102
I wonder if babe is down for some pump and dump.
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>>62101108
ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR CALLS TODAY SIR
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>>62101111
check'd
and why yes, I am, thank you for asking boss.
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This shit is just insane man, it's just so bogged beyond belief.
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and its only barely started....

imagine when this filters through to businesses when consumers stop spending, then jobs lost, then people start struggling with mortgage payments

its over
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>AMD
wut?
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>>62101113
JUST BUY CALLS MAN ITS EASY
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imagine ts hit da all time high and you niggas bought a put. yo im dead cuh
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>>62101115
AND ITS ONLY BARELY STARTED
THE ROAD TO SPX 8000 WHILE YOU SIT HERE MISERABLE AFRAID OF EVERYTHING AND THE REST OF US ARE IN LAMBOS FUCKING HOES WITH OUR MONEY WE GOT FROM CALLS GOING UP 10000%
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>>62101092
>where is the money coming from?
Lowering capitalization requirements as you remember happened recently, once that happens you can lend back and forth in a circle to create money.

>why it pump?
The government is meeting with them and pushing collusion on certain levels.
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>Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co. (TSMC) reported first-quarter revenue of 1.13 trillion New Taiwan dollars ($35.6 billion), a 35% year-on-year rise.

>For March alone, TSMC reported a 45.2% year-on-year rise in revenue to NT$415.2 billion.
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I will never become a nihilist. It is my duty to fight the blatant manipulation of this market. It's pure evil. Simple as.
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>>62101119
i cant wait for the 2nd great depression to start
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>>62101120
there are some posters in this thread in dire need of lower capitalization
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>>62101116
great numbers from TSMC. all chips are green.
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lol, lmao even
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>>62101121
tsmc is by far my best performing position. glad I bought a year ago.
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>>62101125
CANT WAIT FOR THE SECOND GREAT DONALD PUMP RALLY. 2025 WAS GOOD BUT 2026 WILL BE EVEN BIGGER AND BETTER
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What buy
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>>62101115
Now imagine that shit escalating with private credit and people keep fucking up with Klarna, and other BNPL options for food
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>>62101128
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>>62101135
SPY CALLS
QQQ CALLS
IWM CALLS
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I continue selling calls. This is bullshit and will pop next week when people realize we do in fact not have any oil.
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THE DIP STARTING I SEE SOME VOLUME. T HIS IS PRIME CALL BUYING TIME. THIS IS WHERE YOU DCA INTO CALLS
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>>62101126
biggest top signal is days of these all caps. black style crash will be amazing
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>>62101130
Money is the map anon, it’s simply a unit of account, it isn’t real but it signifies and symbolically represents reality.

Right now, we’re having so many problems from running so many scams that reality itself is being bulldozed to conform to all the fake shit that has been added to the map.

The map was only ever valuable in correlation to its ability to represent reality, and yet now rivers and mountains are being destroyed to conform with the map.

A situation like this can never persist for very long.

Every pump and dump creates the need for two more. Then 4. Then 16. And so on.
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oh look it only goes down when trump threatens, as if oil would flow when he doesn't

>Trump Tells
>@nypost
>He’s Preparing Military If Iran Fails To Comply In Talks: ‘We’re Loading Up The Ships’
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Dude, you're getting a Dell!
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>>62100986
kek
Muttland is a failed state. Not even Somalia has the president (lol) shilling his donor's shitty stock
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>>62101147
IVE BEEN SCREAMING BUY CALLS FOR THE LAST WEEK. EVENTUALLY ITS GONNA STOP WORKING BUT I WON ALL THE WAY TO THIS POINT, SO ONE LOSS DOESNT HURT AT ALL
THIS IS HOW YOU WIN IN THE STOCK MARKET
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well i had a great winning streak from last sept until today. Tried to fight soxl and got raped
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>>62101147
>black style crash
a freak out maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXgSHL7efKg
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>>62101160
Fuck you, i fucking blinked and now my calls are under fucking water boss.
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>>62101153
He's defending our biggest ally, anon. Show some respect and stop being anti semantic.
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WTFWT
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>>62101115
I'm pretty sure my El Super is cutting down on veggie imports cause that section had way less bins than before. Couldn't even get bell peppers this week
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>>62101165
THAT SUCKS MAN BUT THATS YOUR FAULT
YOU DID HAVE A PROFITABLE POSITION YOU COULDVE CLOSED AT ANY TIME WHILE IT WAS GREEN
THATS YOUR FAULT!!!! I GAVE YOU A WINNER DUDE NO CRYING
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> Nosedick up 10% in 2 weeks on no structure and fake news neon green every single day
what usually comes next after this?
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>>62101172
FUCK YOU!!!!! I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO BOSS!!!!
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>CRM
>NOW
>ADBE
total destruction.
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>>62101169
Trump is raping our portfolios by chatting mince as we speak.
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>>62101176
WE CAN CRY TOGETHER BECAUSE TODAY I AM AT RISK OF LOSING TOO
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>>62100986
Thank you, Orange Man, for heeding my call >>62096466 even if it was a bit late
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SaaS is cooked?
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canadian vdy and xeqt bros wy@?
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>>62101137
what a slut
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>>62101142
Already $500 up since this post
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THE PLTR TWEET WAS THE FUCKING TOP SONOFABITCH
PUTS PUTS PUTS AAHHHHHHHHH PUTS NOW
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Total bobo annihilation
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>>62101179
NO!!! FUCK OFF!!! YOU CAN NOT CRY ON MY SHOULDER, YOU CAN USE BABE'S OTHER SHOULDER IF YOU WANT!!!
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>mfw got shaken out and sold micron at 357 last week.
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>>62101177
also CRWD, NET, HUBS
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Want to buy puts so bad no way this survives the weekend and continues Monday
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Is Mongo speaking again because der nasdaq just got slammed back to vwap hard.
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I've got puts on Intel waiting for earnings
This pump is pure fucking hype on nothing just LE MUSK, its still a shit company atm
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Man, friend told me to jump on Cavana yesterday. Wish I did.
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>the market barely went down a dollar
>everyone is freaking out
kek baggies
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>>62101177
the real dump is in cybersec
this stinks of an AI trade and it is very retarded
boughted CRM and CRWD
already own tiny bit of ADBE but it's easily the weakest even with their enterprise base as sticky as it is
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>>62101184
they def wont get the multiples they used to.
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>>62101203
soxl needs to turn around and end the day -3% in the red or else you'll really see someone (me) freak the fuck out
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Bears are suddenly being awfully quiet, don’t check your port today bobo!
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>>62101167
wonder how much that shoutout cost
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my SOXS got liquidated at 23.14 haha right on queue for the dump to start!
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>>62101214
NOTHING BECAUSE THEY WERE IN ON THE PUMP RETARD
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>FRIDAY SELL OFF
>FRIDAY SELL OFF
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buy defense stocks NOW!!!!!!
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welp goodbye Friday morning rally NICE KNOWING YA
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>>62101205
i legit hope CRM has a better plan then to borrow 25B at 6% interest to buyback shares. maybe they should spend money on R&D. or make more money so they dont have to borrow 25B at 6% to buyback shares.
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>>62101211
>turn around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
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OK THE MARKET CRASHED A WHOLE DOLLAR BUT IS NOW STABLE. UP AND T O THE RIGHT CONTINUES I HOPE YOU DCAED INTO CALLS
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Well. Ireland is basically out of fuel. Travelled from Cork today back to Dublin. Stations empty all along the way motorways all blocked by farmers and hauliers. All major fuel refineries and depots blocked bar deliveries to fire and ambulance. City blocked.

Found a station in Dublin and filled up. About 48hrs until the country grinds to a halt. Government which is hated threatening the army on protesters. Could spread to Europe easily. Media blackout on it other European countries. They’re afraid it will spread.

Comfy.
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>still green
lmao

>>62101174
more green
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SPY 680 IS BOTH AN UNBREAKABLE LEVEL AND A GENERATIONAL BOTTOM FOR GENERATIONAL WEALTH
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>Drumpf can't even pump PLTR
lmao
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>>62101227
Maybe if you guys didn't drink all your ethanol you could use that for fuel.
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>>62101224
dont ever @ me or my babe with this faggot shit ever again
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>current events transpiringg
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>>62101223
>R&D
no need
let the AI retards burn their money in that pit and they'll naturally partner with the bluechips when they have something worth rolling out
anthropic did it this week with cybersec and I sold that pump
I thought it was aggressive profit taking when we gapped at open but now I think it's another retarded blind SaaS dump...I'm super long right now (and a bit hard)
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>>62101205
>the real dump is in cybersec
Should I buy Cloudflare?
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>>62101234
The point is, he tried. And that's pathetic, embarassing and bad.
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>>62101239
trans spire
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>>62101234
nah he's just protecting my $125P, thank you Mr. Orange
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>>62101241
buy fortnite (FTNT), palo, crwd
if you're skittish just buy CIBR and close your eyes for a year
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>>62101221
these messages literally have no meaning anymore
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SPY 680
U N B R E A K A B L E
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Everything is shit today if you want to get in now. Fuck this market.
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>>62101227
>Taxed to extinction
It's literally a tax haven.
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OFFICIAL SPY 680 LEVEL THEME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3OirAjfuzE
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Kek
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Wishing all intcels have a happy and wonderful day.
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>>62101227
hope you been stocking up on canned food, toilet paper and water and not just pissing time on an Egyptian cotton bedsheets forum.
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>>62101240
>no need for R&D at CRM
thanks for the laugh. seriously that was funny. good luck.
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>>62101251
uh sorry i didn't know i couldnt break it lemme fix it for u real quik
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SPY go bye bye
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we're getting taco on sunday night/monday morning, right?
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>>62101221
>they are getting rid of all nuclear weapons
Wait, what?
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>>62101266
Tuesday after oil spikes Monday.
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>>62101227
If you're out of fuel... Just buy some?
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>>62101237
if i weren't in love, i'd make you an offer and we both know you're in no position to refuse it
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>>62101253
The time to get in was a week ago and the REAL time to get in was a year ago and the for real for real time to get in was a decade ago
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>>62101267
It's another Trump dementia moment like the tolls on Hormuz. He's convinced Iran agreed to remove all nuclear material and enrichment facilities, Iran thinks they can keep it
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trump is shilling PLTR how is this not illegal? if he just wanted to talk about teh company there is no reason to include its stock ticker symbol the only reason to put its ticker there is to pump bags this is such obvious kikery
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Talks will fail but I hedged with 3dte 685 calls just in case.

>>62100932
Rofl
Never stop posting comrade
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>>62101262
ITS COMING BACK DUDE JUST WAIT
MAYBE.
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>>62101274
Cool it with the antisepticism
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>>62101261
not for agentic AI...CRM has their marketing down but they're not being retarded
https://www.salesforce.com/artificial-intelligence/
keep laughing though, it's free!
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>>62101274
IT IS ILLEGAL BUT NOTHINGS GONNA HAPPEN SO NO POINT IN YOU GETTING OUTRAGED ABOUT IT. FIGURE OUT HOW TO PROFIT INSTEAD. LIKE I GUESS BUYING PUTS IN THE STOCK MARKET BECAUSE HE JUST CALLED THE TOP FOR US?
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>>62101270
unless you're offering me your mom's snatch i'm not interested. I'm going to make 250k in the month of july and then I'm going to Tokyo to find Penelope suck it nigger
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People are way too optimistic about the ceasefire. Iran is not a morally bankrupt nation, they are not nihilists. We will dump.
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Iran is going to leave JD Vance hanging in Iran. And Trump won't do anything except make more loud stupid threats.
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>>62101251
You're an asshole. Not because you spent a few days days yelling like a goober, but because you lied to people and either didn't know you were lying or didn't care.
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IT'S STILL GREEN FOR NO REASON
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>>62101281
what did he do to call teh top? i missed it
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Nintendo 52w low everything else stupidly overpriced
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>>62101284
what i thought the talks were in pakipakistanistan in the city of Islamisbad and I thought Vance's plane already turned around like a total eclipse of the fart
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Countertweet?
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>>62101055
Same. I wish the mods actually did their fucking job
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>>62101289
Yeah, Islamabad, that's what I meant.

It will be very embarrassing for Vance to show up for a meeting, and Iran doesn't show up. Big America gets left looking like a beggar no one wants to talk to. And Trump's response will be more threats and TACO.
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>>62101288
Kids play Roblox on their iPads and adult daycare jobs for manchild millennials are drying up. Nintendo has no growth story.
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>>62101294
ISLAM A BAD? PRAISE BE TO ALLAH, FINANCIALLY SPEAKING
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>>62101288
Nintendo deserves to be lower, in no other industry can you survive by releasing the same the same games and hardware for 20 years
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>>62101295
Imagine the dust...
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>Vance negotiating
he will 100% fuck it up trying to behave like the orange man, maybe thats why they sent him in the first place
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>>62101294
my greatest wish in all of my insignificant existence is that the Iranians take Vance hostage or bomb the entire delegation
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>>62101285
I BUYED CALLS EVERY DAY SINCE LAST WEEK. TODAY IS STILL SALVAGABLE. MARKET IS STILL UNCHANGED FROM YESTERDAYS CLOSE
RELAX MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT BUT SOME DAYS CALLS WONT WORK AND ITS OK BECAUSE ON THE OTHER FUCKING 6 DAYS THEY WORKED
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>>62101295
Not being able to play any game in your computer in an anachronism. I hope nintendo becomes like SEGA and stops making hardware. It's fucking stupid. All games for all people. Simple as.

Look at China. Nintendo could never do something like GENSHIN IMPACT. And you can play GENSHIN IMPACT for free everywhere. China wins. Nintendo is a morally bankrupt company
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>>62101301
There won't be discussions lol. They flew there for no reason.
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>>62101295
They turned Pokemon cards into gambling, they're gonna be just fine.
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nigger weekend
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>>62101301
Yeha, they know Iran has more leverage, so when it's bad, Trump won't be to blame.

Also his wife is indian and they'll be in Pakistan, so he'll get double the blame.
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>>62101162
I fought the market.... and the market is beating me blue and black, but I WILL NOT CLOSE MY SHORT POSITIONS UNTIL THE ORANGE [REDACTED] INVADES IRAN
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>>62101189
>>62101142
Told you niggas
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The number of right again award this man is about to posthumously receive will blot out the sun.

Remember this MAGA commietrannies.
>Price fixing is bad because it doesn’t work.
>Tariffs are bad because they don’t work.
>Printing you way out is bad because it doesn’t work.
>Directly intervening in futures markets is bad because it doesn’t work.

Remember MAGAtroons, capitalism ALWAYS wins.
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>>62101305
They did have something like Genshin, it was called Dragalia Lost and ir was decently popular, although simpler than Genshin.

They pulled the plug on kt afew years back. They don't need a new market, their existing consumer base will slurp up nee games and consoles no matter how shit they are. When those die, who knows
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>>62101312
this might be the first month since trump got reelected that I don't realize over 3.5% profit
skewered by BSC (BIG SOXL COCK)
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>>62101288
>ADR
should drop lower so it can delist
not even nips are pumping it
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>>62101320
As an engineer reading about economics it sounds like a lot of your theory is esoteric and empirical, and what models you do have are blindingly obvious first order consequences.
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>>62101320
and yet here we are literally watching all of those things work for decades without fail shut the fuck up kyle
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>>62101274
not much of an advertisement when the regime didn't even change lmao
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When will algos learn to trade Ghalibafs account?
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>>62101298
Gotta trade the trade, doesn’t matter if you like em or agree with it or not
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>>62101288
Just wait, they'll sue someone for hosting 20 year old ROMs for millions and AI will eat the headlines.
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>>62101330
It's barely a better shitcoin than tesla, at least nintendo's audience believes they have no alternatives
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why would you buy the nintendo adr when people from the adr’s native country aren’t even buying the real stock lol
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680 UNBREAKABLE GENERATIONAL WEALTH BUILDING LEVEL IN THE SPY
UP AND TO THE RIGHT
DIPS OVER RETARDS CALLLLLLLSSSS
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>>62101338
I fucking kneel
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You might not like it, but semiconductors are the only thing the world needs.
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>>62101271
Makes sense.
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>>62101338
The only thing I'd buy calls on right now is the vix
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>CNN's analysis of shipping data shows that, as of Friday afternoon Tehran time, only one oil tanker flying the flag of Botswana—which is under U.S. sanctions—has passed through the Strait of Hormuz.
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There's not much holding the spy up if it decides to go down and there's lots of calls blunting the upside.
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>Abdulkarim posted videos of himself on social media setting the fires. He further made statements to others on the telephone and via text messages related to his motive for setting the building on fire, including the following: “I just cost these [expletive] billions,” “1% is a [expletive] joke,” and “All you had to do was pay us enough to live. Pay us more of the value WE bring. Not corporate. Didn’t see the shareholders picking up a shift.”

KMB diapersissies how do we respond without sounding mad?
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gee i’m still glad i’m able to hold this tata motors jeet bag oh wait i was scammed by indians again
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>Apple is Closing a Unionized Store in the U.S. and the Union is 'Outraged' (Towson, MD).
kek wagies btfo and humiliated
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>>62101337
>bingtendo
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>>62101349
Based fighter for the workers that have to deal with the real world.
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>>62101353
no wonder the strait won't open this duck is won't stop sticking his bill in the water and disturbing the peas
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>>62101349
Bullish af cut and dry insurance situation and they are properly buck breaking their wagies
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>>62101349
He needs to lower his tone and enjoy prison for his anti-diapism. The adult disposable diaper lover community is big, he's not going to have a good time on the yard.
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>>62101353
> oils
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>>62101366
WHAT THE DUCK!
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>>62101300
T. Fellow hater of the dust particle
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>>62101352
Super Mario Bros. 3 is good thoughbeit
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They sure are giving their all to rug oil every few min
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>>62101349
>All you had to do was pay us enough to live
How much does he expect?
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>>62101385
my anonymous sources familiar with the matter claim he was asking for about three fitty
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>>62101384
the short squeeze will be incredible
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>>62101349
>Abdulkarim
Strength
>fire
Hot. Expensive.
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>>62101349
"just stop being poor"
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wtf I just got back from my morning run
and now I'm not making money?
fix this please
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>US President Trump: The Iranians Are Better At Handling The Fake News Media, And “Public Relations,” Than They Are At Fighting! – TSL

Totally bullish and not a copepost
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>>62101288
New Investment Decision: every time I get paid a divvy this year it's going into Nintendo.
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>>62101349
total wagechad whos gonna get jury nullified and set free by fellow brown people
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>>62101394
california taxes on his wages, gas, and electricity surely helped.
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>>62101402
thank you news bot
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>make a sale on ebay
>ebay gives me 5 dollars for shipping
>charges me 6
Sir, I think you might have shortchanged me!
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>>62101402
where's the lie tho

>>62101408
why's california taxing sandniggers in ontario canada?
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>>62101408
oh never mind this >>62101416
i don't know anything about geography I'm a true american patriot
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>>62101361
these diapers are atrocious and worse than dollar store brands

t. my wife has a diaper fetish
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>>62101413
>18 pbtid

>US President Trump: The Iranians Don’t Seem To Realize They Have No Cards, Other Than A Short Term Extortion Of The World By Using International Waterways – TSL
- The Only Reason They Are Alive Today Is To Negotiate!

HE SEETHING
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>>62101422
its all good bro!
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How much higher can SOXL go?
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>>62101429
He's probably trying to bring the market down, but he has TACOed way too much at this point ofr the market to really care
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>>62101429
thank you!
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>>62101349
lel, reminds me of when two Amazon night shift wagies flipped out and burnt a bong Amazon depot to fuck in 2016.
Due to unfortunate circumstances of having no money I was temping in another one. They sent a lot of the shit to us. Smoke damaged TV's and Playstations that they wiped down and sold for 15% off in the same stinking boxes. Bravo Bezos.
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YO these slides on oil every few mins, totally not sus
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>>62101434
it should double again by next friday at this rate
i thought stocks went up and to the right but apparently that was too innefficent for David Soxl's operation and he decided to just go straight up directly vertical specifically to rape my naked calls while screaming in my ear that I was asking for it (I was but I would never admit it)
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>>62101435
The only reason he was stopped before is because someone either lied or hid the truth about the Iranian demands.
We live and die by whoever tard wrangles Trump.
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>>62101325
Wealth of nations is of a different caliber.

It will explain to you in exquisite detail why everything Trump is doing will come to disaster.

Planned economies and market interventionism and other MAGAcommie shit doesn’t work.

This has been known since 1700.

Filthy communist collaborator mumus will get what is coming to them when spy is at 200.
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>>62101434
$7,000 per share seems fair
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>>62101351
>all these years and Jeff hasnt posted his lifting routine
feelsbadman
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>>62101446
I watched "The Wealth of Nations" movie on Youtube, and it didn't mention anything like that boss.
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>>62101445
That "theory" or maybe even truth might actually be insane. Like how dumb would that be

Another anon days ago said it was intentional, classic US trick to blame Iran that they broke the deal and then turn it into "defensive war", which is also VERY imaginable
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>>62101450
you know its basic bitch shit and the juiciest roid cocktail money can buy right?
i bet his lifting routine is the same caliber of quality as the garbage his website sells. Probably SS
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>>62101325
>your theory is esoteric and empirical
But of course
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I panic bougth SOXL at 79.99

How can I get a refund? I just need my initial investment back.
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>>62101459
Yeahm, Starting steroids
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>>62101450
-Personal trainer
-nothing else to do all day
-highest paid roid doctors in the world
there you go lad
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this war is 100% going hot again
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>>62101467
ME MIND ON FIRE
ME SOUL ON FIRE
FEELING HOT, HOT, HOT
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>>62101467
IF YOU BELIEVE THIS YOU NEED TO BE BUYING PUTS FULL PORT WHILE VIX IS STILL AT 20
I DONT BELIEVE THE MARKETS WILL REACT STRONGLY TO ANY OF THIS ANYMORE. WEVE ALREADY SEEN THIS MOVIE
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>>62101338
How are ya holdin' up, champ?
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>>62101454
Ricardo is the kosher-approved version baggler, you can listen to either on audiobook, you have plenty of time as I remember you have a team of wage slaves or tennants bring you coins and don’t need to do much.
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>>62101465
i wonder if hes a free weights guy, machine guy, compound movements, power lifting.

>>62101459
i want to know lol.
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>China Moves To Ban Sulfuric Acid Exports As Iran War Hits Supply - BBG

Fully bullish
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>>62101462
Buy puts.
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>>62101482
Isn’t sulfuric acid used in like… every single chemical ever?

Isn’t that like the basis for all chemistry and how you get other chemicals?
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>Nvidia Corp. Chief Executive Officer Jensen Huang urged people to move to California despite the high taxes, just as a group of billionaires left the state in recent months under threat of a new levy.

>“I say to everybody, ‘Move to California. Don’t leave. It’s the highest taxes in the world, but it’s OK,’” Huang, the world’s 10th-richest person, said during an event at Stanford on Thursday. “The weather is great.”

lol what
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>>62101482
its about time china stops flooding the world with dangerous psychedelic drugs
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can we please just either melt down or melt up? watching this small grind for hours just to get reversed in 5 minutes by a huge retardbar is not fun at all
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>>62101288
I said I'd buy at 8000JPY, but I might do it now, not like it'll really change anything. One of the few companies I know will still be there in 100 years.
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>>62101490
That's why we are now pumping. zooming even
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>>62100889
You were fucking arguing with him that calls were stupid, bossnigger.
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>>62101479
>don’t need to do much
I need to offer them all kinds of bullshit because the state has decided they can put their hands on the scale instead of letting supply and demand dictate shit boss.
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>>62101494
Gotta stop the brain drain somehow
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>>62101505
That post is old. I'm losing money right now boss.
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>>62101461
To be fair the fringes of physics research is like that too, but we've had much longer to study economics, which might actually work against its' favor as theories were formulated before we had advanced enough maths to even describe these systems. Newton lost a shit ton of money speculating and he (or Leibniz) invented calculus which you cannot do any serious math withour, especially math involving time
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>>62101496
No. We can’t do either.

You should get rid of your puts for today. And for next week even.

We need time to prepare, for the great once in a century celebration.
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there are "people" out there whose major positions are TSLA and MSTR
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>this shit is real
Are you fucking kidding me. I'm at a loss of words.
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>>62101525
you mean jeets
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>>62101525
And soon to be SPCX, ANTH, and OPAI
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>>62101496
No, we are stuck at the 1h MA20 of NDX. GIGAsupport MA20
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>>62101349
he just put a bunch of people like himself out of a job while the big corpo just collects the insurance.
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MRVL +7% geez
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>Our military deserves the nutritional support it needs. McDonalds (MCD) gives them all the power they require to bomb Iran (to the STONE AGE if necessary). Just ask our enemies!!!

>President DJT
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>AI made us lose the skill to bake
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>>62101429
Will we see a repeat of:
"I think it was a big mistake, this Chinese escalation, because they're playing with a pair of twos" t. Bessent
We all know how that went.
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>>62101482
Dibs on CHE.UN Chemtrade
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>>62101547
I can't even tell any more.
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>>62101553
Just jujitsu them
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>>62101564
jewjitsu
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>>62101564
That's aikido, know your martial arts pleb
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>>62101564
Isn't using your enemy against themselves hapkido?
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>>62101564
This timeline will never cease to deliver
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>>62101476
JUST FINE. THE MARKET HASNT REALLY GONE DOWN. ID EXPECT THIS ON A FRIDAY BUT SEVERAL DAYS OF CALLS WINNING INSULATES ME FROM A LOSING DAY, WHICH TODAY ISNT EVEN THAT YET
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>>62100893
I bought 400k of tqqq at the bottom. I told others to join me and got called a retard. Watching the poorfag kvetching has been hilarios.
I just dont get why the NEETs of this board refuse to accept the Econ / finince majors are smarter than them.
Listen to your betters.
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>>62101573
No the happa kiddos are cute.
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>>62101564
using their own oil against them to make them record profits? he's confusing jiujitsu with getting weasel pinned by his gay lover isnt he
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>>62101528
whys that?
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Why isn't oil reacting to the latest Truths and Ghalibantz?
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I'm not fucking looking
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>Israel's Channel 11: Netanyahu has changed the policy of attacking Lebanon following Trump's call

>From now on, any attack on Beirut requires Netanyahu's special approval.

>Another Israeli official said there is no ceasefire, but the intensity of attacks has been sharply reduced and is subject to stricter political restrictions.


Netanyahu:
>HEY THIS ATTACK WASN'T AUTHORIZED, IT WASN'T MY FAULT, IT WAS NO OFFICIAL ATTACK, THIS ISN'T BREAKING THE CEASEFIRE
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>>62101600
it's a ceasefire for BRICS and iran while america and its allies blow up more of their stuff kek.
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So MSFT just gonna keep shitting the bed huh
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>>62101583
BASED BUT WHY NOT CALLS ON THE QQQ INSTEAD
YOU WOULDVE MADE MILLIONS FROM THAT TRADE
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>>62101564
So do you think we should tell MAGAsistahs bessy boy is a Soros guy or nah?
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bear here, i like losing money and pretending i fully understand international oil markets. that is all.
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>>62101609
:(
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>>62101605
I dont know how options work : (
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>>62101606
if they don't car that's he's a flaming homo faggot what makes you think they'd care that he sucks jew dick?
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>>62101620
BASICALLY YOU BUY CALL OPTIONS AND THEY GO UP IN VALUE BECAUSE THE MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT AND THEN YOU GET FREE MONEY ITS REALLY EASY
IT PROBABLY ISNT GONNA WORK WELL IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS BUT IT MIGHT STILL WORK WELL IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS
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I'm going to hold my 2 PBR calls over the weekend, they need to 20x to make up for my SOXL loss today and they fucking better. OR ELSE
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>>62101604
How many times must it be said? It is infested with jeets. Dump that fucking stock before you go to 0.
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IF YOURE A REAL NIGGA BOBO THIS IS THE DAY YOU NEED TO TAKE A REAL NIGGA SWING AT A DUMP
IF THIS WAS ALL EXHAUSTION GAP TRADING ON FAKE AND GAY FLUFF NO VOLUME BULLSHIT THEN ITS NOT IMPOSSIBLE WE GET MULTI DAY GAPDOWN ACTION NEXT WEEK
LIKE YOU DONT BET BEARISH INTO A TACO EVENT, YOU BET BEARISH AFTER A CRAZY PUMP
THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONLY TIME YOU WILL GET TO RECOUP SOME LOSSES ON YOUR BLOWN OUT BOBO TRADES THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS
GOOD LUCK TO ALL
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>>62101641
Mr bobo is getting closer.
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Cheeky oil play in case Trump takes a shit on the negotiation table on Saturday? Not a lot of money obviously because the risk of getting bogged is immense.
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jerome please...
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>>62101646
I STILL THINK THERES A GOOD CHANCE THE MARKET IS UP ANOTHER 1.5% MONDAY BECAUSE THEY HAVE ALL WEEKEND TO FURTHER SHAPE THE NARRATIVE AND SHORT OIL BUT BOBOS THAT GET BTFO AND INSTA QUIT ALWAYS END UP SALTY WHEN THEY MISS THE RETRACEMENT BECAUSE THEY COULDVE RECOVERED A GOOD BIT
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>>62101652
CONGRATULATIONS YOUR SHIFT HAS BEEN EXTENDED BY 10 HOURS. YOU WILL NOW FLIP THE BURGERS 18 HOURS PER DAY. NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE A NICE APARTMENT. YOU WILL ROOM WITH 5 MEXICANS. OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY
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>just print more oil, goy!
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I'm just no gonna do it! Sell at a loss anymore! Hahahahaha
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>>62101652
>Inflation surged
>But good job numbers
Sorry buddy, but Jerome's going to need more data to do something. The black unemployment numbers aren't getting you a fucking rate cut.
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>>62101675
Fucking bullish weed out the simpletons
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Enjoy your rates hikes kek.
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>>62101675
Cheapies.
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>>62101675
BY ALL ACCOUNTS WE ARE IN A RECESSION. BUT YOU GOTTA BUY CALLS UNTIL THE MUSIC STOPS. THEN YOU BUY PUTS. ITS REAL EASY
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>>62101675
Chickenlittlechads we're going to be vindicated.
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>>62101659
We don't need oil from the middle east, we get all our gas and diesel from Pick'n Pay
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>>62101675
>University of Michigan
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>>62101675

Yeah >>62100925
Last year the readings were causing dumps. Today not.

>>62101679
lmao delusional
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Already in the green.
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What should I do with $50,000? Right now most of it is in NVDA.
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>>62101120
It's more like you deposit $1000 and the bank lends $9000.
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>Hiking Rates
>into a war
It's like Jerome wants our national treasure to die boss.
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>>62101700
you should give it to me
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>>62101720
Found the jeet
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>>62101709
asking for a 10% reserve is incredibly anti-semitic and hasn't been a thing since pre-covid.
0% reserve required
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>>62101722
as you can tell by my white skin and substantial wealth I am not jeetish but jewish. Now hand over your pocket change you anti semitic fuck, my dad didn't get murdred in 3 different death camps just for me to suffer this kind of violence
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>>62101725
damn how many holodecks did you survive
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>>62101227
>taxed to extinction
Are these double digits IQ for fucking real lmao. Yet again retards that never went out of their country or used the internet to gain knowledge. Just to watch fucking Tiktok brainrot.
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>>62101675
Mr bobo getting closer!
On his way since last October!
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>>62101733
shut up, bobo is literally dead
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>>62101675
You know now right now would be a great time to buy…. IF THE MARKET WASN’T ALREADY MANIPULATED UPWARDS.
REEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME MY CHEAPIES YOU TRIPLE MIGGERS
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>>62101737
he's not dead, he's waiting for round 2 which is set to kick off in about 2 more weeks boss.
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>>62101583
>1 in 10 adults own an average middle class home
kek
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there are literally no intc baggies left. it is mathematically impossible. if you own intc, you are in profit.
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Fuckin SPY either go up or drop decide a fuckin direction
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>>62101675
>The university of michigan has been tracking goyim sentiment since 1952
All of the low points are the best time to buy and the highest are the best time to dump. You can't make this shit up.
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My arrows went down today!
Fuck you all!
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>>62101740
Cheapies: Nintendo, Autotrader, Diageo, Pernod Ricard, Remy Cointreux
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>>62100951
It jumped in december on a bubble based on Rivian's earnings and not its own, then made a run for 500 and has been bleeding back down to where it was before the bubble since then.
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>>62101754
>Pernod Ricard
What's the bull thesis? Unironically zoomers don't drink anymore. Nor could they afford to. Nor will they afford to pretty soon either.
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>>62101748
It did, it went up....then down....

Maybe up?
Maybe down?

WHO KNOWS!
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>>62101740
EVERY SINGLE DAY 0DTE CALLS START CHEAP AND GET MORE EXPENSIVE. BUY THOSE
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>Corporations $7b
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>>62101759
They're all busy reformulating for the zoomer market plus it's multimillenia, prohibition ban tested.
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>>62101682
If we're having a recession my business must be some kind of outlier boss.
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I should've went leveraged Intel...
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>>62101767
Well, selling your body always did great during recession, nobody doubts your business
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CRDO +11.5%
ALAB +15%
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>>62101780
>>62101780
>>62101780
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>>62101779
Too late to buy
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This thing is going to double top at 7k and then shit and fart until October.
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>>62101402
Was this before or after he tweeted about PLTR?
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Why would you buy SPY or QQQ calls? You know you can trade index options without wash sale and partial long term gains?



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