Cerberus edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>62095567
>futures
the stock market will NEVER go down ever againspy 8000 this year. no theres no fundamentals. theres no investment thesis. the rulers will pump it with fake money and if you arent willing to just go along with it, then you will be left behindand yes it will all come down someday. but they are gonna fight tooth and nail to not let 2008 happen again.buy calls in EVERY dip
short oil
Oil up or stocks up? Declare your allegiance
Long oil
>>62096229buy tech
>>62096230Homura wants oil to go up
Shill me your photonicslop. I might as well hop into the trend.
>Israel company just cured dementia>and you are too full of hate to buy their $1 stockwelp
not a great week for lean hogs tbqh
>>62096238Without dementia Isreal wouldn't be able to control the US president Bearish
>oil and spy going uphmm
He didnt buy the S&P 200 ma touch.Ngmi
>>62096230Oil up!
>>62096230I am long oil, we have to wait til the end of the month to see real panic in the economy.That's already baked into the current situation but the physical shortage will become real around the end of the month due to the tanker travel time being around 40-50 days. The last few tankers carrying gulf oil are reaching their destinations this week. There's a lot of buffer room in oil storage but once we're under about 7.8 billion barrels of product in storage we will start seeing demand destruction from shortages and prices
>buy oil post taco short oil pre tacosimple as
>>62096238What coompany
>>62096238The goyim would rather be poor than give credit to a Jew.Doesn’t make too much sense to me.
>>62096254glmd
whats the best oil related thing to buy calls on
>>62096251Panic is already in, look at dated brent. Futures should follow shortly.>pic unrelated
>>62096263uso or bno
BLACK THURSDAY
>>62096264What a deal! Thanks, Don.
kek bears
>GDP data out>jobless claims data out>nobody is even talking about it>everyone ITT talking out Iran/smg/ has turned to shit
You guys make people monthly salary in a few clicks. How do you justify that?
>>62096260Buy an ad kike
>>62096276Go ahead and talk but I doubt shit numbers are surprising.
>>62096280shareholding isn't easy.
>>62096280Also losing their monthly earnings in a day
>>62096264
>>62096280i think really long and really hard about those clicks
>>62096280First time I made my bimonthly paycheck in one day, I realized the real world was fake and gay. I was disgusted with how much I had to work for half a month just for peanuts.
>>62096280some of my clicks also "lose" money. did I spend that money.. did I donate it?
I realized my portfolio is basically just Israel. I randomly bought a Swiss company only to find its parent is Israeli, and a Taiwanese one that turned out to have started as an Israeli SPC. Add some Israeli cybersecurity and pharma stocks to that.
>>62096228Cry
Yeah. I feel like I'm going to get bogged so I solded my oil for 10% gain. Holding this piece of shit makes me nervous.
>>62096276They aren't dealing in the real world.
>>62096285both of these are true
GODDAMIT I NEED TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY NOT SIT ON MY TRAPPED OIL LONGS
>>62096285oof, almost bought calls on oilthey were quite combative until now but I guess the ceasefire is happening after all
kek war profiteers BTFO
>>62096238Bearish but not because of antisemitism.Bearish because even if it’s real shit like ozempic then there’s going to be a billion knock off drugs using the active ingredient.Basically look at the 10 year on novo nordisk if you want a crystal ball for your future.I guess you could buy in if the hype machine gets as big as ozempic’s was. Just make sure you time the top right.
>>62096276what do these have to do with the stock market?
>>62096303It confirms my long held theory that the shipping route around Larak Island was due to the fact they mined the traditional shipping route, the US did destroy lots of mine laying ships but after they were already in the strait and the damage to that Thai ship was obviously from a mine
>>62096280I make half my early salary with a single click and waiting a year, then I lose it all again with a couple of clicks in a single day.
the market is done caring about oil. spy 8000 this year. calls in every dip. chart goes up and to the right.
OIL FINNA DUMP Y'ALL
>>62096285FakeIt's closed
dead thread, i guess a lot of baggies roped
>>62096312Trump told people to just go through the strait and they did, three people died on this Thai cargo ship that was clearly hit by a mine
>>62096321lmfao based ladyboys
>>62096309Thing is that it's not a classic drug, it's a nanotech that can slip past the blood brain barrier.
>>62096321Why is the metal folded out, wouldn't a hit from a mine cause the metal to fold inward or am I retarded boss?
>>62096327Inside job
>GDP (Q4) Act.: 0.5%, Est.: 0.7%, Prev.: 4.4%this.... isn't great
>>62096321>mineyou dont hit a mine with your stern while under power you retard, that was a USV
>>62096331literally does not matter. s&p 500. up. to the right. buy calls.
>>62096321Can crude oil melt steel ships?
There's nothing to buy
>>62096331ai though goy
>>62096327Iran has various sea mines, some lay on the sea floor and are triggered when a ship goes over it via magnetic, acoustic and pressure sensors
>>62096296Get (((traded))) bitch
>>62096332See >>62096338These aren't mines from WW2 that sit above water or just below the surface you retard
XAXAXAXA FUCKING BEARS
>>62096276miss me with that fake shitcall me when you have real numbers in 2029
WTI is sperging up and down, trying to get over 100.
>>62096327Supposedly, the ship was “attacked” and then the engine exploded. Questionable if the attack ever happened.>Thailand said 20 crew members were rescued by the Omani navy after the attack, which caused an explosion in the stern of the ship and a fire in the engine room.
>>62096347Hundreds of ships have been attacked since March 1st. Most of the attacks are simple drones. This is the damage of a simple drone
>>62096347Nigger there's plenty of photos of the ship on fire, there's been 18 vessels attacked and there's hardly any images of those attacks, are you saying the attacked vessels aren't real? Everyone is just playing make believe
>>62096353>Simple drone>Damaged caused under the sternYou're a retard
>>62096356Yeah everyone wants to deny reality because everyone wants to make money. They cherrypick news. Owell. Straight is still closed
>>62096338No mines have been deployed, retard.
>multiple unfilled gaps and shooting star candles>keeps going up
>>62096359>>62096359>Drones can't fly above waterline they must come from aboveStupid nigger
>>62096361Iran says otherwise you nigger see >>62096285
>>62096321Worked on decommissioned ships for awhile as saw this shit all the time. It's clearly an underwater explosion. Metal will look like wet torn cardboard paper with no burn marks, and you can clearly see shrapnel marks all over the outside of it.
>>62096364Unammned surface vehicle is not a "simple drone" you dense nigger and they cause A LOT more damage, they're able to sink battleships
>>62096366>Insider reportPerfect example of fake bullshit. Someone makes a post of what someone else supposedly saysUntil Lebanon is included in ceasefire pools closed
>>62096331>cook the books>it's all shit anyway
the bobo market is dying, the mumu pump struggling to be born. now is the time of crabs.
>>62096238>>62096325>>62096260my favorite part of /biz/ is when people tell you to long short squeezes that already are squeezing.
>>62096331they'll just print 0.2% less money ..r-right?
>>62096372Fuck, can I do spreads on futures?
60 today
>>62096276nothing matter to the market
>>62096238haha>>62096280I don't
>>62096306>they were quite combative until now but I guess the ceasefire is happening after allit's almost like having 100,000 of your military personel vaporized and your arsenals destroyed is actually.... le bad and that brown people online posting about how iran was winning are.... le stupid
>>62096315Told y'all cracker ass smiggasWTI closes at $88 tonight, trump will tweet that talks are ongoing and positive
Why the fuck aren't we down more at this rate we'll have one giga green bar on open and my puts will go to shit again shit nigger fuck why do i always lose money
>>62096380>100,000That's more than 10 times the highest estimate, you niggers are delusional about this entire conflict
>job app>click on it>workday>close app
After TACO tuesday comes diarrhea Friday
>>62096387>UMM ACTUALLY THE AIRANISN WERE WINNINGFilter all browns.
>>62096285https://x.com/emmamurphyitv/status/2042161411032338592/For anyone who wants to watch the interview. Considering what happened last year, people should have seen this coming.
Iran knows it can't trust the absolute nigger actors so it's settling in for the long haul while the US is on a political timer.
>>62096392Need some more straw for that strawman you've created?
> futures
imagine being an MSFT baggie
>msftkwab. redditors were lapping this shit up at $400 and it keeps dropping lmao.
>was so drunk 2 weeks ago I was still hungover on monday and didn't all-in that low before the tacoFuck myshit up senpai.
>>62096401Glad I solded this shit a while ago. I hated myself for holding it, anyway.
>>62096395All their leaders are dead and israel will nuke them if they step out of line, so will KSA, iran is a tinpot dictatorhip and all this fellatio for browns is gay unless you're brown yourself in which case ->> there's the door.
>>62096401AI bloated corpos will all crash except a couple at most.
Why kpop etf down?
>>62096410high on copium so early in the morning?
Trump isn't the president of only the US but of the whole worlddude has more affect on any single country compared to even their own presidents lol
>>62096373>Shares Short (3/13/2026) 4 17.37kAt least check before posting. This is a 6.7m float stock with the best news of the morning so far.
>OILhmmm mumusisters? why is it going back?
>>62096410Iranians aren't brown
>>62096412oil up
>>6209641>w.w.eeee won ok just because we killed all these people in a surprise attackHoly cope
>>62096417It's getting ready to directly jump to 115.
Green day into crab futures = ???
>>62096415Yeah you know how every class room had that one retard that would always shout and overshadow every lesson?Yeah that's your guy, mutt. The rest of us are just trying to pass the class.
any HGRAF anons still with us?
>>62096415That's China. You just don't think about them because their leaders aren't pants on head retarded.
>>62096422trump didn't fix the market?
>>62096426Gone. Murdered by their own hubris.
>>62096424BTC is down 2%, Nasdaq will be red
>>62096422lmao oilbaggie cope
>>62096264>>62096285Strait's closed, fuck off incompetents
>>62096433See >>62096393There's a video of an Iranian official in their own words and not some literal who twitter post of what they said
>>62096431>Digital nothing down>This will impact the NASDAQ during earnings week with an expected 13% YoY on the quarterCan't wait for the broad markets to divorce from your bitshit this week.
>>62096433HAHAwho would believe FAKE news websites?are you for real anon, like real at allUS always wins, it is just a matter of timethese are just other countries trying their bestall roads lead into the pockets of USwhat do you think happens if the strait is forever closed?you run out of money WAY FASTER compared to our great countrythe last man standing always wins, and that is always the great US.!
KEK OIL BAGGOTSI TOLD Y'ALL I FINNA TELL Y'ALL AGAINOIL IS NOT WORTH $100 A BARREL $70 MAX!
Am Yisrael Chai. Let's make some money today!
>>62096416>erm sweatie just buy this stock that's up 100% in premarketOh cool so you weren't following this beforehand, until now, to tell us to buy at under a dollar. Thanks for the heads up bro.
GREEN DILDOUP YOUR ASS
>>62096438Show us tankers transitingI'll wait
Crude rising wedge Target 95
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
WTFWT
>>62096439AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP IT! I'm losing real money here you bloody bastard!
WTFWT>>62096447Based
>>62096444and? this hurts EUROPE and ASIA wayyy more than the USyou are just shooting yourself in the foot lol!I win, the US win
>>62096224Lasting. Damage.To.Confidence.In.Markets.
>>62096447Based.
>>62096327the phenomenon of pressure differences
>>62096447based
its overrr!!!!!!!
>msftlol
The delusional optimism of the market pisses me off for some reason. I'm not even short, but it still pisses me off.
>>62096447LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!
>PLTRAIEEEE ORANGEMAN SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62096464>delusional optimismyour pessimism is depressive!how can they think they can win a war against the US of all countriesLOL
>>62096454D E N I A L
>>62096401Ah, the signal to buy, finally.
>>62096464I'm not short but I did sell a bunch of my ETFs so that I could lock in a lower price (tax purposes) with the plan to buy back in while stonks were low. Then this irrational optimism fucked me over so now I'm sitting on cash because I don't want to buy back in at a 5% increase
Longterm.Destruction.Of. Market. Trust.
another sell all software day>PLTRouch
>>62096447let us so go
>Falling for the bear trapWe close SPY 690 today smiggies.
>that call volume>no puts at allPlan for market makers washing retail accordingly.
>>62096447>Already beating the index by one entire point % at opening Ok, time to play some Yakuza 0 while bobo cucks fill 3 generals.
>>62096447based>>62096465also based
>>62096480Bulls getting too cocky.
>>62096464It's annoying because it's not in good faith. It's just a bunch of retarded bots and traders who can't wait to tap the sell button.It's nauseating and the media is in on it too (spreading fake news to move markets)One has to wonder...If another 2008 crisis happened and no onee told the market...would it matter?
>>62096480So.....7000 eod?RIGHT?NOT GOING BELOW 6800 RIGHT?
>PLTRwhat happen kek
>>62096443Why are you /ptg/ shills so fucking gay
Gold is climbing again. It's like Asia can't get enough of selling and west can't get enough of buying. Should it not be the opposite?
I don’t like this. I think we’ll dump
Question is, why do I keep postponing De David's soxl all in? Seriously, SOXL has been a consistent source of my income for the last 4 years. When do I all in?
>>62096377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM
HERE COMES THE TWEETHOLD ONTO YOUR ASSHOLESITS GOING TO BE A DOOZY
UUUOOOOO
>>62096260thanks just lost everything
>>62096499Do it now. Then you can live your life without regrets
>>62096489ON NO NEWS
>>62096503i already sold
>he bought calls?
>>62096488He’s coming.He’s on his way to you right now.No matter where you are.No matter where you run.No matter where you hide.He follows.He will find you. You cannot escape.Don’t look at him. Musn’t look. Don’t you dare look.
>>62096443LFG!!!! get those green cocks
Yeah, there is no appetite after yesterday
>>62096486The market will have to contend with reality at some point. I'm guessing there'll be huge physical shortages of oil and gas in Europe and later the US, and the market will violently correct. Then financial analysts will go on TV and act as if there was no way to predict this. Forward looking market my ass.
>>62096507Well 1. I said seriously, 2. I'm not a retard
>>62096510>he got yahoo'd
>>532802676FAGGOT!
I just tested my blood pressure, 153/63, 23 y/o, can do a marathon in under 3:30. I'm fucked. None of this shit matters anymore. I will die prematurely anyway from a heart attack. It was all a folly to keep me busy. Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
crab day it is
>>62096523my blood pressure was through the roof from alcoholism. after i backed off the sauce it went back to normal.
....is aluminium the current quarter cheat code? Both AA and CENX just going up regardless of what oil or stocks are doing
>>62096523Did you test it yourself or did you have someone administer it?
WTI reached 100!
financial markets were made by bears for bears. civilizations are the multiple stories of groups of bears who wanted to convey jokes to groups of future bears to have far surpassed them and those jokes have been markets. from the first to the last civilizations the last bears get all the bags, laugh, the pass bags on to some bull all so the joke could land again. there are bears and those who can't laugh
>>62096465cute
>>62096516Seriously, never go all in unless you're a retard. Happy now?
>>62096526Yeah, alcohol is not good
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>Oil at 100$ already...
>>62096515>The market will have to contend with reality at some pointit's called financial markets not scarcity markets
>>62096532Thank you, I've been working out
>>62096529used one of those machines at my local pharmacy, did it today and yesterday. More data just makes it even scarier
>>62096523>153/63just get on bloodpressure meds?150 is literally getting random hypertension headaches 7 24, no?
>>62096515You can keep the lie going for awhile before physical shortages
>>62096227did he died?
>>62096528is that young candice swanepoel?
>SANDISKGODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62096415>Trump*Netanyahu
>>62096541Don’t panic man. I did the same thing and it turns out I’m just too big of a giga chad for the machine. Get it tested by an actual nurse with the manual one. The one at Walmart made me think I was gonna explode
>>62096540I wasn't talking to you, and you haven't been working out. Just fuck off and don't @ me or my wife's son ever again.
>>62096264>>62096285shit on the "legacy" media all you want, but this new age "decentralized" xitter garbage media era is such a shitshow of fake and gay it isn't even funny.so which is it faggots?
>>62096528Holy fuck alcoa. I wonder if energy prices will eventually affect them. I wish i had bought 6 months ago
>>62096523babe are you surprised?
>>62096534(((alcohol))) is literal goyim slop disguised as "based"
>>62096537this, it's the opposite of a 2008 style crisis which was financial first and real economy latermarkets could be it later if industry starts busting or not be hit at all if it doesn't last long
>>62096554TRVKE
>MSFT
>TSLALol, Lmao
PLTR AAAAAAAAAA
We're reaching levels of fake and gay that should not be possible.
>>62096542>just get on bloodpressure meds?you must be american?>150 is literally getting random hypertension headaches 7 24, no?They asked me that, I don't get those though
My red lotto ticket almost ITM
>>62096557I just bought. What am i in for?
>>62096560NOTHING BUT DUMPING SINCE YTD ON NO NEWSAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62096234Homura makes my PP go up.
>>62096523check if one of your kidneys isn't doing so well, an abdominal US could be a start
>>62096523>tfw blood pressure is literally perfect, 100/60
occasional reminder that ALL strategic IEA oil is being deployed to calm the market
>>62096549thanks fren for giving me a sliver of hope (or cope)
>everything red >soxl upFucking dogshit nigger n8gger ni her
>>62096569My pressure is low. I get lightheaded easily. I've been thinking to take roids to compensate
>>62096561Don’t worry anon.Soon, very soon, markets will return to reality, the desert of the real. And the stay will be an extended one.
>>62096562>you must be american?hypertension meds are good, some people can't even stabilize back to fully normal values after some pointhow is it 150/60 anyways?150 is insane high, while 60 is extremely low compared to how high the former isdid they say anything about that?are you sure you are alive even?
>>62096576caffeine :D
>>62096533Happier but I'm also semi retarded, so when do I all in? I just want $3m in my account, now I'm at almost 1
>>62096576low blood pressure is good assuming it's attained through exercise and not congenitally
I just bought msft and I'm already red. Ask me anything
>>62096584Why
im going to reiterate this again you bobo baggie fucking dipshits who have not listened for the last weekthe market is going up and to the right. it does not fucking care about your oil. it does not fucking care about your cheeto man. it doesnt fucking care. its going to go up. deal with it. buy calls
>>62096579I drink crazy amount of coffee. I used to drink 2l diet coke a day but I've now switched to 4 cups of coffee a day. I think I'm immune to caffeine.
USO mooning but my options aren’t moving because of theta, kms
>>62096584Where are you REALLY from?
>apply for two jobs>one is a data job managing shit in sql 32 an hour>just submit your resume and cover letter>other is a medical office job closer to home 20 dollars an hour>medical office assistant job wants a degree, 2 years of experience, "only experienced candidates should apply" and an AI interviewWhy do medical jobs have so many crazy requirements? Is it because medical offices are like 90% female now?
>>62096592>300mg a day over less than five hours
>>62096588Limb.From. Limb.
>>62096417because the world is starting to realize that were basically gonna go at least 6 months without any oil from the middle east even if the strait were to open today and that were still essentially fucked
The reason microsoft is dumping is because these new data centers are a symbol of the suicide of the human race.Elon musk and microsoft want to scan people's brains, turn them into AIs housed in datacenters, and then kill them off. Then have the AIs being used as free labor. People will assume they've been put into data centers, but in reality they died. This is gonna be done in combination with canada's assisted suicide method. They'll enslave the copied brain of every person who they euthanize.Man made horrors beyond your comprehension.
>>62096601>because the world is starting to realizenahwas always priced in
>>62096596Every sector is doing that second thing now. That first job listing will also probably ghost you.
>>62096599youll wait 6 months and the market will be up 15% still posting this shit, still broke, still gay, still retarded
>>62096588While I agree the market is heading to the right, the actual direction is going to be down for a while. Telling people to blindly buy calls because of the market doesn't care about oil, or our dear leader is just an inaccurate statement. The market cares about these things, and since part of the statement is wrong we can disregard the whole thing, hence we shall move downward and to the right today boss.
>>62096596yes women but i notice its impossible to get fired from healthcare jobs, you basically have to either overtly perform multiple instances of malpractice, talk shit about the company directly on social media or have some negative cover story about you on news.
>>62096564YOU'RE KILLING THE HUMAN RACE IF YOU BUY MICROSOFT.Data centers are graveyards.
>>62096608you got your ass blown out in the last 6 days. its unfathomable that you can still even post here retarded tripfag. the archives chronicle all of your wrong calls for YEARS
What are some ethical stocks I can buy?
>>62096564Suffering
>>62096615Huh?
This song goes out to all my fellow baggies who got hooked https://youtu.be/g2i8IJOpwho?si=1jo1yjjourvtYUEw
I think the market is going to move to the left and have positioned myself accordingly
>>62096578The underpressure being low is explainable by my fitness I think. I'm in pretty good shape and got good conditioning.I do eat a shittion of red meat and salt, though, but I thought I was based for doing that? Still, it shouldn't have THAT big of an impact
>>62096546Hell yea bro bout to make it off this shit
>>62096596I've applied to 100 jobs and have gone to 20 interviews, still nothing.
>>62096615SOXS
>SNXX UP ANOTHER 10%this stock almost feels like cheating
>>62096616Every country in the world would be airstriking data centers if they were literate.
Wishing all intcels have a wonderful day.
oil
We need another ceasefire!
>>62096626*airstriking jeets
>>62096621Salt (sodium) gives you hypertension if you overdo it. Stop with those bullshit ((based diets)) that you watch on youtube
i never use stop loss
>>62096604nah the market is just hodling because it wants to squeeze out cash from trump tweets, but its gonna start being a slow bleed once trump runs out of good news. Hence why oil is starting to crawl up again, theres nothing trump can really tweet anymore for free money except for maybe a lebanon peace deal / full peace agreement. Then theres just the reality of the situation left
>>62096632Salt and sodium from processed foods aren’t even in the same universe. You’d have a hard time giving yourself hypertension with table salt.
donald trump sar please turning off and on the ceasefire
>>62096633
>>62096636nah those blood pressure numbers were hideous, anon has to hop off of something
up. to the right. calls. buy them on every fucking red candle you retards
>>62096632>Salt (sodium)WRONG
>>62096614The digits in my brokerage account and on my post both prove your statement is inaccurate. Can you stop spreading outright lies? Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>62096640Mine were that bad on the Walmart machine and it was just wrong
>>62096634The reality of the situation is that Iran has agreed to a ceasefire, pending a binding agreement. Has nothing to do with Trump tweeting. You're acting like this never happened. Suspect you're an oilbaggie
>>62096603>jews torture your mental copy for eternity because of things that were real in their minds
>>62096610>>62096623if I[m gonna be ghosted i'm not gona do a fucking ai interview>mfw mfw thinking about the time I was gonna DJT>TSLL around the 2024 election>would have 5xed and then 4xed again>wouldn't have to put up with this
>>62096644thin is healthy btw
>>62096638>name literally written in bloodbased
>>62096649I lift so my arm doesn’t fit in it. I’m not some pencil neck like you.
who's theta? is she cute?
is USD getting destroyed?
raj trump sar please telling iran to do the needful they must do the needful for my hospitalized microslop stock benchod market
THEY WERE SHORTING VIX TO LONG OIL HOLY SHIT THE MADNESS OUT THERE
>nintendo dumping againbenchod market
> PLTR
>>62096661>bingtendokys vidya goy
is we getting
>OILhmmm mumusisters?
>>62096666AIDS
>>62096632when I snack, I eat shit like hard cheese and dried sausage and cured meats. been doing that for so long, thinking it wouldn't be a problem if I counterbalanced it with exercise. Finally, the piper comes to be paid, it seems like :/
>>62096664I can't tell if this is AI or not. I've turned into a fucking boomer.
>>62096531Based
AMC 5 dollars
Well look at that, the guy who said to buy calls was wrong, and the guy who said not to buy calls (ME) was correct boss.
>>62096671the hand at the start gives it away
>>62096673LMAO BAGGIE RETARDS
>>62096670your education failed you
>>62096673I hope it pays for you, I love seeing stupid shit win out
realistically, how long will this ceasefire last? since it seems china is pressuring iran I think we're at least going to see 1 round of negotiations this weekend, probably won't last till next weekend though.
>>62096664>names the company after an evil surveillance magic ball used by Sauronif this is not a red flag, i don't know what it is
it's going up from here bros new golden bull rush of the generations
how the fuck is SPX flat while oil is pumping again?
>>62096680until taco monday
New thread>>62096683>>62096683>>62096683
>>62096645you're acting like you wont be coping and seething the next weeks. watch
>>62096681Bad guys always win
>>62096670Just cut on this shit and you'll be fine, fren
>>62096687Horrible bake neck uourself
>>62096687>he prematurely backed only to put his shitty screenshot as the OP pajeet
>even zerohedge is now posting gold fudYou don’t need technical analysis. The journalists just broadcast it
>>62096687dumb faggot
>>62096654She goes to a different school. But she's really hot, trust me.
>>62096687Kill this fucking nigger's troll bake
I don't want to post in the jeet AMC op thread
>>62096829Make a new thread.
>>62096829Well there's no this thread>>62097176
