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cloudflare is down 25% in a couple days. I wish I knew enough about to tech to know if this is just baseless fears about AI, or if they've got a real problem on their hands
>>62102656they're doing demolition work to make room for the ai ipo's this year.
Everything's going to go well until Israel nukes Lebanon on Sunday afternoon. They're already shorting DJI to squeeze a couple extra shekels out of it. Screencap this post.
>>62102662They bought UNH at $260
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQwEXmkHfgA&list=RDhQwEXmkHfgA&start_radio=1
>>62102662govt>t. landlord
this weekend should i make some attempt to read shit and improve myself or masturbate and get drunk? financially speaking
>>62102682latter personally speaking, financially
>>62102682There’s time for both
Let's set sail on a fairy tale
Are you ready for the next gap up on Monday when a deal is reached?
>>62102684where'd you get that picture of me
>Mad Money, Cramer warns of ‘incredibly overconfident’ marketstocks are going up confirmed
>>62102673bear theme for the weekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnEVnvWUJgM&list=RDSnEVnvWUJgM&start_radio=1
jesus christhttps://www.taxnotes.com/research/federal/court-documents/court-petitions-and-briefs/government-seeks-fbar-penalties-new-zealand-couple/7t8ly
>>62102720screencap it retard>>62102715been on my mind for two days now; where is the mechanism where people come to their senses?it doesn't exist this cycle. people will buy the snickers bar at the gas station for $300, and if it goes to $400 tomorrow, they will only be more confident in buying it for $400 because it only ever goes up in price. anybody who isn't a complete mouthdrooling retard will try to short it; which is just fuel for the fire. david hunter. melt up. it might happen bobros.unless the gulf starts blowing up again lmao circuit breakers idk FUCK i'm gonna start rolling 1dte calls if the tape supports it though. alongside long dated XLF & IBIT puts
>>62102720that's pretty crazy
>Bitwise w another update to Hyperliquid ETF includes ticker $BHYP and fee 67bps. Typically that means launch soon. HYPE is up 200% in past yr so they prob trying to strike while iron hot
>>62102673>>62102717not today bobohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-EtES9sQgo
He's gonna call Iran a faggot and cancel the ceasefire this weekend, isn't he?I'll bet he thinks he can have the whole thing wrapped up by Monday so that by the time the market opens it'll al be done.He is wrong.
If this Iran shit show ends but straight remains closed yet oil doesn’t pump just floats around 90-100, then what? What’s the play? Market will just crab like it has done since October. Wait until AI companies IPO and start shorting indices a few weeks after? Is silver or gold making a comeback? I just can’t see SPY pumping much with the energy situation.Shit bake btw op fuck u nigger..
I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD
>>62102734>long dated XLF putsshorting BAC at 13x, WFC 13x, JPM 14x. what a dumb idea.
>>62102752DUMP IT TRUMPDUMP ITTHEN MAKE PEACE 2 WEEKS LATER
>>62102770Nuclear nonproliferation?
>>62102715>Reverse CramerBullish
>>62102752IT LITERALLY DOESNT MATTER. HES JUST GONNA SAY WHATEVER LIE, THEN THE TREASURY AND FED PUMP THE MARKET AGAIN
Someone make a new thread with a proper OP
>>62102771THEY'RE BANKS MORONwhat, you think they should trade like fucking tech companies?
>>62102792apparently Ken Griffen hadn't been keeping up with his bi monthly anthropic fund raising tweets. basically it's more over than it was two weeks ago, and in two weeks it will be even more over.
im watching the spaceship thing, fuck ken griffey jr
>>62102797I take it back. please buy long dated XLF puts Monday. it is a very good idea.
>>62102812i will continue to buy as they go -33% off from my current basis tyvm retard
why do you retards want to short things when they are going up? just do it when they start going down again. being first will not make back your idiotic losses getting there and it could take another week or two anyway
>>62102815thats awesome. again, great idea.
>>62102825do you have anything to say?
>>62102788what mother/son shota incest does to a mfer
The more oil stocks go down the more bullish i get unironically
>>62102833>things a gooner would say for 2000
Donnigger
another great week thanks to our lord and savior, donald PUMP
So, considering all the bullshit we're seeing with obvious insider bets placed on polymarket 3 minutes before truthtweets, surely the big boys banks coded something to monitor all of that shit so they can do the same bets on the markets?I don't have a polymarket account, are the data in real time? I'm sure a /g/bro could vibecode some shit for us to monitor this shit so it can be replicated on the stocks and commodities markets
>>62102836hey gibs me dat i lost 2k in the stock market this week whilst gooning
>>62102842you are woefully ignorant sweet summer child, i will just let you be in your anime and ignorance
>>62102843me too but the real estate market, need to repaint the bathroom
this week:AVGO 18%AMD 12%MRVL 17%NVDA 7%MU 13%SNDK 17%WDC 13%CRDO 18%ALAB 27%TSM 9%INTC 22%im sure i missed some.
>Buy SNDK>Rally stops>CrashesOOPS dammit
>>62102717Mr. Bobo getting closer!On his way since last October!
>>62102876aahhhhhhh is that a google search i'm going insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane
I always thought it was better to buy during bad times/bad macro?my friend said I am making a mistake to buy stocks during war time nowdoes he make sense? I thought it was free discount season lol but maybe I'm just dumb
>>62102881If it’s a dip then it’s good. If it’s a correction then you’re the dip. No way to know
>>62102646even the bakers are done grim
>>62102881its alway a good time to buy stockstell your friend i called him a dumb faggot
I should have sold oil today. Trump is going to give them everything they want while saying he's a tough negotiator. It's only a dollar more per barrel and Trump proves his point that all our allies don't actually want to play at the scrimmage line
>>62102881doesnt sound like a friend, more like a person who is trying to deliberately keep you down because he is starting to notice how rich and powerful you are getting. think about it and do with that information what you will. this is financial advice.
>>62102891They are moving military equipment into Iran right now
>>62102884they were all bears. rip.
>>62102891>betting against the TACOOH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
>the "astronauts" didn't even land on the moonThis was obviously a DEI mission. Why didn't Trump shut it down?
>>62102895We have zero cards against iran closing the strait short of invading for regime change. He's going to take the 1 dollar per barrel fee and claim victory
>>62102900giga cope lol
>>62102656Baseless fear, but it cancels out the ridiculous tech sector general bubble and retarded PE ratios. If you believe the AI hype will die out while the general tech sector somehow doesn't, then go ahead and invest in cybersec and saas who all keep taking hits every time anthropic sharts out a new model.>>62102752He won't do shit as long as oil is sub 100>>62102792AI is useful and here to stay, but the massive bubble WILL burst and they will start charging a lot for the latest models and free-tier accounts will be either gone or fully enshitified with ads injected into every answer.>>62102891I'm still holding. The damage is done, the market is delusional and I can outlast its irritationallity.
>>62102906that would make an obnoxious sound like nails on a chalkboard and risk an in person confrontation. The talmud forbids this
i never once read the /SMG/ preamble. i'll just admit that now.
>>62102907Perhaps. But If they reach a more coherent ceasefire how far does oil fall? Iran can charge a dollar per barrel and open the strait and oil could drop to prewar prices + 1
>>62102720Holy KEK.
>>62102769I think the basic issue here (outside of the cultists) is that a lot of people still consider trump an aberration, a temporary blip of insanity that will be followed by a return to normal once his term ends.They are horribly, horribly wrong about this and the market will crash when they eventually figure that out, but we are going full clown market until that happens
>>62102906>damage your own floorslmao
>>62102682Try fasting
>>62102792back to your containment thread GME baggie
>>62102842The polymarket bets are anonymous, there is no way to know which individual insane longshot bet is trump and which are just random retards until its too late
>>62102900upside implieds have been absolutely bonkers>>62102915second. i seriously don't see a mechanism where people understand what's happening around them to prevent horrid catastrophe. they will cheer it on as it comes
>>62102911but it has the link for for future so you >futures posthere i'll show you how>futures
>>62102913It will take years before the gulf states reach full production again, assuming an actual peace is achieved.
It sounds like we’re going to war. So they’ll probably sue Iran for peace and end the conflict by Monday.
>>62102929I don't understand what's happening in this video
>>62102941She didn't use her knees to hold her self down, she was too light so the weights pulled her up, and when she let herself down she landed her butt directly on that metal bar sticking out.Also, hard to tell from the angle but she seems like a butter face
>>62102900that is NOT the expected move lmao wtf
>>62102941Bullseye
>>62102945if bank earnings and ASML, TSMC earnings are good its tough to see a huge market crash some are looking for. JNJ and Abott should be fine also.
>>62102947>according to the FinX community projection composite it's a joke, I just thought it was funny and it fits the clown vibes lately
>>62102952i mean itll probably play out that way and i will resume using all caps and telling everyone to buy calls
Alcoa bros. Did we sell enough aluminum foil?
>>62102941found the virgin
>>62102945thanks for the explanation I appreciate it
>>62102957i think it's more an issue of video comprehensiontiktok media literacy, if you will
>>62102957babe I have looked at the video very closely and nothing really sexual happened
>>62102960>tripfag doesn't know anything about foreplay
>>62102656>cloudflare is down 25%Felt cute, might slurp later
bears are getting desperate
>>62102961rubbing it between her asscheeks is not what women mean by foreplay
>>62102965It has to be a disgruntled redditor right? R-right?
>>62102880Mr. Mumu what's the amountHow man gap-ups can you count?
>>62102965Imagine Sam Altman jumping out of his Koenigsegg looking for you and telling you your deepest homosexual fantasies that he predicted based on your conversations
>>62102876When's the next shemitah cycle begin?
Financial implications of the straight being no go even if open?
>>62102965you cant even trade openai
>>62102973probably his sister.
>>62102975this is some serious cope. how bad did you get btfo this week? be honest
>>62102900this is the most retarded shit i've ever seen in my life.
Are there any established crypto tokens that aren't shit? BTC and ETH are still down bigly (I'm talking about the etfs)
jerome please
>>62102981Just send the BRICS tankers first
>>62102975So what do you think the diagnosis for pic related is?International banks dipping out? Or domestic banks slumping?
>>62102981>Strait will remain open, you will just have to accept the chance that a ship or two will blow up every once in a while.You got to lose some to win some. Market will continue to see this as bullish.
>>62102951>bank earningsthey'll be fine, good actually
>>62102981Just send ships through as normal. That'll clear them.
>>621029792028.
>>62102985Could also be a family or fren of that employee that died under suspicious circumstances
>>62102988that's how you know it's true
>>62102986The largest single day jump above the mean for the Feds outside-the-pharmacy-"scuuuuuuuuuze me, scuze me sur, hey how u doiiin, you see the thing is my ol' lady she dun took muh phone and sheeet i aint gotta ride so you know i was wonderin if you had you know like a dollar or sumethin cause my suuuun he at home wonderin where his daddy is but like i aint got no money cuz i got that apple pay you feel me so like i aint got no money for the bus you see what im saying serrr, i just you know my daughter- oh i meen muh boi got them ass burgers you know so i gotta get back he dont know how to cook a grilled cheeez you know what im sayin he starvin up there"-beggars window is cope?In what way Mr Mumu?
>>62103007yeah this is giga cope didnt even read
Islam is the only serious religion left and unironically deserve to be the 22nd century religion and future economy desu. If you aren't willing to get blown up by a JDAM missile and fast off bean soup between resisting AI drone powered attacks in your dusty water deprived hot climates with 7 kids then you aren't walking with jesus. Your just a poserass secular bitch.
>>62103014stocks?
>>62103007>Mr mumuHe's doing quite wellAnd it's pretty impressive That little boy is driving it well And putting it wellAnd he's doing everything it takes to win
>>62102981
>>62103021AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA POOLS CLOSED INDEFINITELY LM AO!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME FOR NOT BUYING SPY PUTS
>>62103021>resolving the mine problemthread themehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXQt7TrjoY
>>62103022Mines are bullish because it means we’ll need more ships
I listened to my god emperor and PLTR before close.
>>62102995i'm still rooting for your XLF puts. thats still a good idea.
>>62103026what did pltr say?
>>62103022they will just let the us or whoever bring minesweepers in to find them. its not really a big deal
>>62102973every redditor is disgruntled though lol
>>62103014Religion is for fags
>>62102976ga
I'm sure the Iranians won't draw out the negotiations to ensure they get the most out of the two week ceasefire and will come to a deal right away, what's that? They've had long drawn out negotiations with the US for decades, where they even deny to what they've said in conversations with American delegates which resulted in the US having everything in writing on a day to day basis during negotiations and made the Iranians sign it to which the next day the Iranians would deny it was their signature? Sounds bullish to me
iran doesnt have the balls to play hardball anymorethey were good for a little bantz to manipulate western bobos into getting btfo by donald pump but this conflict is over, oil is going back to 40
Jerome pls?
>>62103049Well every time Iran has had negotiations with the US in the past they sit in separate rooms(In the same building) and use go-betweens to communicate so if that is still unchanged then there's zero chance Iran is serious
>>62103021This is genuinely very funny and will result in some excellent memes. This is like the Evergiven being stuck. They can't FIND the mines.On top of that, no ship is going to risk it, so they're all stuck going the longer, shallower route that definitely can't possibly pass as many ships per day. Oil shock is locked in whether peace talks work out or not.Buy longdated puts. Recession is coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0assIBlNIB4
Xth for SpaceX and OpenAI IPOs are ballistic missiles meant to RIP AND TEAR bogleheads
>>62103035annon...https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/03/12/the-us-navy-decommissioned-middle-east-minesweepers-last-year-heres-what-they-did/
>>62103062>>62103021Don’t they have boat drones to deal with shit like this?
>>62103062Bullish
>>62103067The US still has ships that act as minesweepers they're just currently in the Pacific
>>62103071I mean like a 20 dollar rc submarine they can use to bump into the mine and detonate
>>62103062Dogzempic when? its a billion dollar market lol.
>>62103074I don't think those would work at the depths the mines are sitting
>CVX
>>62103067Nah this a job for the LCS BAYBEEEEE21st century naval procurements most spectacular redemption arc is officially underway
Was looking at politicians' trades to see anything worth copying, and this brown fucker from Cali made over 3000 trades in 1 year. Does he even pretend to legislate, or just trades all day?
The US also still denies there are any mines in the strait, if it is confirmed there are then that will be very embarrassing for the US as their statement is based on the intelligence gathered from their multi million dollar drones they've regularly had over the strait
OPEN THE MARKETS
>>62103074They use trained suicide whales to make the ultimate sacrifice and tank the mine
HGRAF has a double bottom. Heading to $15 now in next move. /smg/ won't notice until it's at $14, and they'll buy the top like last time.
>>62103083Ro is short for ranjesh right? R-right? Raj?
>>62102661Are big IPOs good to trade? I know some traders do nothing but IPOs, thinking this might be a good idear. Thoughts?
>>62103086>he doesn't go to Wall St bars and trade stocks in person on the weekendsrip
Karaoke night
>>62103094>Wall St bars and trade stocks in personNigga isn't that just called quickdraw? And if we're talking quickdraw I like to play a 2 spot game, no multiplier.
>>62102981Bullish prediction markets. I'm not a gambler but I can see the degens betting on this.
>>62103088using technicals for spec stock that purely moves with expected future newsare you this tarded?
>>62102981My PLTR algos running on NVDA hardware operating on CUDA ecosystem can find them.
>>62103067Water mine sweeping drone systems>The SWEEP System (Royal Navy)>Ulysses (USA)>Ocean Aero Triton>Lionfish / Remus 300 (US Navy)>Hydron DMCM (Saipem)
>>62103012Mr Bobo will visit you real soon, and when he gets here, you won’t be able to pretend you don’t see him anymore!
>>62103095pick our song for us, babe
>>62102646>The Federal Reserve is asking major US banks for details about their exposure to private credit following a surge in redemptions from the funds and a rise in troubled loans in the industry, per BloombergOk, anybody else legit fucking terrified of private credit imploding or am I just a pussy?
>>62103114spooky
>>62103083This is the guy who was really pro opening the epstein files BTW. >hey guy don't look at my stock trades! Let's look at epstein instead!I'm so tired bros
>>62103118this is when you should be buying BX, ARES, KKR, etc. but most won't. they will buy BX after it doubles. >Blackstone recently announced the final close of its Blackstone Capital Opportunities Fund V at over $10 billion in April 2026, marking its largest opportunistic credit fund to date. Other major managers raising new private credit vehicles despite rising redemptions include Goldman Sachs (targeting $10B+), Morgan Stanley (launching a new interval fund), and Ares Management
>>62103034"it's crabbin' time"
>>62103118who cares about private credit, wake me up when public credit goes tits up. Nothingburger
>>62103124just another grifter leeching off the citizens. Days of ethics are gone.
Today's agenda>Spain releases a Melonia Trump Epstein Hitpiece>We find out if the war ketinues in IranBIG DAY
i just visited /BBYQ/ bros. It was a weird place even by 4chan standards. im pretty sure BBYQ isnt even listed anymore lol.
>>62103138>We find out if the war ketinues in Iranwen?
>>62103149the peace talks supposedly start in 2.5 hours
>>62103151is anyone from Iran / IRGC even present?
She's divorcing him by June, amirite?
>>62103112Publicly traded companies on U.S. stock markets that design and manufacture mine sweeplng drone systems and components include:Teledyne Technologies Inc. (NYSE: TDY)Mine Sweeping System: UlyssesInternal Integration: Teledyne utilizes vertically integrated components from its own subsidiaries (Imaging, Sensors, and Engineered Systems) for the Ulysses system.Huntington Ingalls Industries (NYSE: HII)Mine Sweeping System: Lionfish / Remus 300Kraken Robotics (OTC: KRKNF): Manufactures the AquaPix MINSAS Interferometric Synthetic Aperture Sonar (SAS), an optional high-resolution imaging payload for the Remus 300.Teledyne Technologies Inc. (NYSE: TDY): Provides the Doppler Velocity Log (DVL) sensors used in the Lionfish/Remus 300.TE Connectivity (NYSE: TEL): Supplies the depth sensors integrated into the Remus 300 platform.Garmin Ltd. (NYSE: GRMN): Provides commercial GPS modules for surface navigation.Iridium Communications Inc. (NASDAQ: IRDM): Supplies the satellite modems and communication links for over-the-horizon data transmission.Amprius Technologies (NYSE: AMPX): Designs high-energy-density silicon anode lithium-ion batteries used to extend UUV mission endurance.Saipem S.p.A. (OTC: SAPMY)Mine Sweeping System: Hydron DMCML3Harris Technologies (NYSE: LHX): Supplies acoustic modems and underwater communication systems.Emcore Corporation (NASDAQ: EMKR): Provides high-performance Fiber Optic Gyros (FOG) and Inertial Measurement Units (IMUs) used for precise deep-sea navigation in the Hydron series.Trimble Inc. (NASDAQ: TRMB): Through its Applanix division, provides high-precision positioning and orientation systems for subsea robotic platforms.
>>62103156yeah, there are a lot of people.
>>62103093this is one of a kind, probably the biggest ever, i don't know if it will be good or not and even if it wasn't i'm not the person to ask. but i consider what is going on there a good omen fwiw, mowing the lawn now. they tend to have a negative effect on the rest of the market as they soak up liquidity. makes me wonder if the same thing will happen to industrials or the aerospace subsector as the spacex ipo draws closer.
>>62103156Yes. Some very well-informed and capable Iranians, all with PhDs (whatever that counts for in Iran) vs JD Vance and a few other bumbling cronies.And I say this as someone who voted for Trump. The B team was definitely sent and they are going to get laps run around them. Iran will get everything they want and humiliate the US.No idea what that means for markets.
>>62103118>being terrified of anything everwhy even live
>>62103168dying is scary
>>62103172living in fear is worse
jerome jeromeplease stop mewe need thislower the ratesit hurts so bad
have any of you smiggers tried this game?https://store.steampowered.com/app/4366260/Federal_Reserve_Simulator/
>>62103199>https://store.steampowered.com/app/4366260/Federal_Reserve_Simulator/No but<https://store.steampowered.com/app/1539140/STONKS9800_Stock_Market_Simulator/is comfy.
>>62103212Looks pretty comfy. I'll check it out. I thought the federal reserve looked interesting because of the historical scenarios.
>>62103115Nothing else matters
>>62103212looks very uncomfy. Will not check it out.
>>62103094manhattan is the gayest shit on planet earth
>>62103160>buying DFEN shitcos>with Trump on the way up>when your bags have already been bumped 100% in a single yearSome of you are so retarded it is literally impossible to take seriously as either organic posting or bot posts.I assume posts like this simply appear out of the ether due to magic or quantum randomness.
>>62103229*on the way out
>>62103229>implying war ends with Trump out of officeAnon...
>>62103234normally im game for whatever but i just dont even have the energy to argue with a position this dumb desu anon.good luck.
>>62103118But they said yesterday that Powell and Bessent were meeting to discuss Claude Mythos
>company that accidentally leaks their source code creates super intelligence to find all vulnerabilitiesI'm skeptical
I think Trump is preparing to cut a bad deal and claim victory, his rhetoric is signalling he wants out desperately, he even started to create the new angle that Iran doesn't have nuclear capability because of the strikes from Operation Midnight Hammer in 2025, he has recently been referring to the enriched uranium as "dust" and making out like Iran doesn't have nuclear capability, even though the core reason for the War with Iran was due to their enriched uranium stockpile
>>62103246man my puts are toast then
>>62103246>Strait re-opened under Iran's control>Uranium remains enriched>Regime changed>Total military victoryMission accomplished
>>62103247Sorry bro, its my fault, I assumed the war would get worse and moved to cash. On the plus side, I know the moment I buy back in the peace talks fail and war breaks out, so if anything I deserve a peace prize for my sacrifice
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>>62103246>remove all of the deeply buried (B-2 Bombers) Nuclear “Dust.” It is now, and has been, under very exacting Satellite Surveillance (Space Force!). Nothing has been touched from the date of attackThis is the first time he has started to refer to the enriched uranium as "dust", I think he might try and claim that Operation Midnight Hammer accomplished the goal of preventing Iran from having nuclear weapons, though that raises questions since that was the main casus belli for the recent attacks
>>62103251don’t care, just pump my stocks
If dubs, China missile spams Taiwan this summer.
>>62103271why cant we just make nuh vidia in america?
>>62103118its intentional and planned to demolish the system and conduct a the great reset
>>62103125hmmm BX is under 200wma atm leaps 12 28 give 4x thanks anon for the idea
>>62103251Looks like a likely outcome. The angle will probably be that they've changed the regime to more reasonable one, crippled Iran's ability to create nuclear weapon and claim that the strait disaster is NATO's problem and fault. Should cover all bases.
>>62103310>Should cover all bases.Missing one important one there. You can hoodwink the base, but Netanyahu wont be so gullible. I dont see how these talks end in peace unless Iran is cucking (in which case I sold the bottom like tard)
well how are the peace talks going did Iran kill Vance yet
>Buy INTC in 2024>It keeps dumping and retracing every pump for 2 years>Finally get to 100% ROI>Sell it>Gigapump a week later No other asset has traumatized me this much, fuck, I am not even mad
>>62103271its crazy how much china gets away with because our diplo corps has gone to shit and is full of literal retards who think that the only thing China cares about is taiwanit another cold war and we let them capture all of Africa>>62103324damn that's actually a great false flag im sure they're mad they didn't think of that.
>>62103335lol china is finding out the hard way about niggersI'm sure the pakis know Vance has an Indian wife and no doubt they want to kill him
>>62103310That is absurd. I'm no longer a fan of his but he was, prior to this, a very skilled politician. He see's where things are going. If the war is actually over he has basically two options.He has two options>A) blame israel for everything an go full kanye (never going to happen in a million years) (anything short of this will never track and he knows it)>B) accept reality, lose midterms badly, when this happened iron grip is broken, gets impeached but agrees to go quietly without tossing smearing Epstein file names (almost certainly just people who knew the guy and maybe played poker with him but who would be damned for life just by association) and other state secrets, avoid jailtime.B is the correct answer. As far as PR goes, he's exceptionally good there, he doesn't make mistakes like brining Epstein back up via Melaninias little stunt, when prior he was always trying to kill that story.He is reminding everyone that he knows where the road is headed but that if he's dealt with too harshly, he can bring a lot of folks down with him.
>>62103351I don't see Iran giving up their enriched uranium, in fact I think this will just accelerate their development towards nuclear weapons, it's the only thing that will prevent a future attack like this, since Operation Midnight Hammer Iran had already started digging for their newest underground nuclear facility which was their deepest yet which would render it immune from American bombs, throughout all this the US has been shown to back away from its maximalist demands, for instance the US went from Iran not having a missile or drone industry to the US asking for a 5 year pause on the construction of missiles and drones, US has also offered a lifting of sanctions and the return of frozen assets as "reparations" for the damage
My GOOGL $292.50 CC option was assigned. How humiliating. Now sure if i'll take the immediate L and buy them back immediately for a $2k+ loss or try to ease back in with CSP sells.
>>62103363We're heading to a world where you can buy nuclear weapons at a Walmart in Texas then go down to Dallas and trigger it to kill 100k people instantly. Things are only to get worse and society might not collapse but it will get pretty bad. I'm not sure if the stock market will survive.
The SECOND stocks became interesting again this week, literally the SECOND of it *flopp* happens and you're served Saturday.
>>62103313netanyahu has very few options if trump, and the rest of the world, are pushing for peace hard enough
jd vance will introduce magic the gathering to persia and it will be like the kruschev pepsi moment. this deal will get done.
you already know his sons play with legos
>>62103386What format though? Don't tell me he'll try to make them experience the horror that is CEDH.
>>62103391he will get a sealed box of arabian nights from the national archives and they will have a booster draft
>>62103394Sounds pretty awful. These early sets are not designed to be drafted. Imagine someone casting shahrazad, though jihad hitting the field would've been pretty funny.
NIO bros we're finally cookin. If you want a second tesla success story then jump on. Well it probably isnt going up like tesla but a decent 2-4x should be possible in the next few years.
>>62102646RIP, IT'S OVER>PAKISTAN BAN ISRAEL FROM US-IRAN PEACE TALKS — LOCAL MEDIA
>>62103420ok, Israel won.
>>62102682Reading won't improve youreself, but most likely the contrary. The other option neither.NIGGERS
i cant wait to purcahse another 100 barrels of oil the second they leave without a deal
SOXL is a bubble waiting to popbut Nvidia is a nice price right now below 20 pebuy Nvidia If you're sad you missed your chance to buy it. Now is your chance. SOXL doesn't have more room to go up, but Nvidia has plenty.
>>62103351>he can bring a lot of folks down with him.He's been waving the idea of signing premptive pardons for his entire admin lately. Dunno if he'll actually go through with it but the mere mention of it might incite his staff to just commit more crimes knowing that their potential freedom hangs over them. Shit's fucked.
>>62103484>below 20 PE??????? It's below 4040 is the new 20 maybe, unironically
Iran says they won't even begin negotiations unless Lebanon is included in the ceasefire and Israel stops attacking it and Iran's assets are unfrozen
Yeah, I was right, Trump is going to take a shit deal and cave to Iran
My model of the market is screaming false breakout right now.
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>>62103351>I'm no longer a fan of his but he was, prior to this, a very skilled politician.In what WORLD was Trump a 'skilled politician'?
>>62103237>no argumentYou lost tranny
>>62103386I tried to make my iranian gf (straight out of tehran) play MTG. At first she was into it, but she claims it's too random who wins. She only wants to play backgammon and weird persian card games.She really loves sorting my MTG cards by color and casting cost, though. She's definitely on the spectrum.
>>62103021Is this really an issue if the route they're using right now making ships go around that tiny island can be used?Not that I didn't had doubts about that route in the first place, as mines can very well go there in due time, but it has been used by ships tolled by Iran, so what do I knowClown markets will find ways to make it go green anyway
>>62103570They're going to play Mahjong in Islamabad. Winner takes all control of the Hormuz strait.
I'm not wrong.The market is wrong
>>62103574Large part is pricing in strait being open in the future and conflict being over (I doubt Iran would go for de mining if it were to continue) with at least part of the path being usable immediately. The previous reports were that Iranians would allow only ~15 ships per day, so I assume that that's tied to max capacity for the safe passage that Iran's aware of, which should still be a huge reduction to amounts of passing ships. I don't really know how difficult it would be to clear out all the mines, but with NATO + allies help you probably just need to sweep part of the strait to get back to close to full operational capacity, which should take like weeks at most, with rest being taken care of over time?
>>62103563The one where he took over one of the two major political parties in America and became president.
kek bobo retards. the us will cave to iranian demands, claim they didnt, and markets will go up and to the right
>>62103570These are the iranians who want regime change.They move to the west and racemix as soon as they can do so to exterminate their heritage but they also care so much about Persia and farsi.
I don’t understand why Enron, Chevron etc. dropped last week. Their prices shouldn’t be associated to oil so closely.Shouldn’t they be rising because of the rebuilding phase that will follow the peace deal? And Venezuela is still untapped
>>62103610Oil supply recovering and conflict stabilizing devalues defensive stocks compared to growth stocks. It's not just Oil prices, though it's part of it.
Wait, Enron still exists or am I back in 2000?
>enronkek baggie
My investments into mega millions tickets have been a disaster
>>62103623you have a better chance at just buying 0dte calls at the open of any given trading day to profit
>>62103610most energy funds have a lot of weight in oil lol
>>62103610should’ve bought USO
>>62103623take your lottery ticket budget every month, or week, or what ever and put it into hail mary options trades lolthese trades are so out of the money they're cheap as fuck and your odds are an order of magnitude better than lottery tickets
>>62103548KEK.
>>62103643homerun 0dtes are stupid, just buy near the money. if a big move happens its still a multibagger anyway and youre much more likely to profit on non big move days
>>62103671he'll sell the second there's some decent money. he needs those lottery numbershe isn't looking to make a little money. he wants mega millions, or loss it all like a lottery ticket
>>62103692same thing would happen anyway if hes not gonna trade timeframes
>>62103539I see the russian and iranian delegations, where's the american one?
>>62103610Why the fuck would any American company invest in Venezuela just to have their shit seized by the government for a third time? The Trump administration cannot give guarantees to anyone who invests in Venezuela it's all done based on good will, things can easily change in Venezuela, the next American administration might not even continue the relationship with Venezuela or try and push actual reforms which could lead to a breakdown between the US and Venezuela
>>62103705The companies want a framework for international arbitration, something Venezuela probably grant eventually. They WILL attract capital.
What was the point of the Maduro operation again, besides waste american military resources?Is america stealing their oil? I know american companies told trump to fuck off when he wanted them to go in and build up the infrastructure againI saw someone reply the country will most likely fall into civil war soon, don't know the basis for that opinion though
>>62103728Don't ask questions, goy.
>>62103728>Is america stealing their oil?yesif america is there, china cant get it. thats it. its all about territorial control
Trump confirms Iran DID mine the strait, something the US had denied as lies by Iran, something that American drones and software were unable to detect which is why they said Iran was lying
>>62103738I can't imagine that's legal, is america paying venezuela anything in return?
>>62103744why do you retards still go >muh legalitythats not the world the rulers and rich live in retard. legality is for the poor ONLY
>>62103743i dont know why you read any of that deranged bullshit. the price action will tell you what matters. everyones lying. everythings fake and gay. there you go, stop being amazed and acting surprised and/or outraged every single time this is reinforced by the actions of the elite
>>62103728venezualan oil is unironically being shipped to israel now
>>62103743Yes I believe everything this guy says on twitter and make my financial decisions based on what he says. He's never lied before.
>>62103745Apparently, some people call it stealing because the money from the sales to america is being held in qatar, why there i have no idea, and only available to be used to pay public salaries and essential services
>>62103743looks like PLTR and Anthropic are utter shit then
>>62103754because they are c r o o k e dtheres no mystery dude. you wont do shit but be a good little goy, why think about it, waste of your time honestlytheres no edge in markets by thinking about any of it, the price action happens before you could ever do anything
>now hezbollah won't stop launching shitwhat's goin on big guy?
>>62103751>>62103753His previous statements had been that the strait wasn't mined, so something has caused him to change his rhetoric
>Taiwan officials alert Reuters: China has deployed ~100 vessels in East & South China Seas -- roughly double the normal presence -- all running with transponders off. The naval surge coincides with the Islamabad talks and Hormuz standofflmao what are they even trying to do now. Either way, don't forget to buy your RTX 5070Ti before the end of the year. It won't be any cheaper. Same four your DDR5 sticks.
>>62103722>something Venezuela probably grant eventually. They WILL attract capital.Not for years. Then it will take years later for that oil to even reach the market. And if oil goes right back to $60 then no one will want to spend billions to break even in 20 years.
>>62103758do you not understand the ceasefire is fake and gay? its all a calming mechanism for markets. the narrative has been decided. markets are turning the corner on all of this, whether the reality matches it or not. get onboard or get left behind>>62103759yeah, the day changed. analyzing his tweets is peak retard bro
>>62103761buddy look at the price of samsung 9100 pro 2tb computer!
>>62103761ngl i would piss my panties with joy if china invaded taiwan this weekend
>>62103766lma what the fuck I didn't even look at SSD prices as I bought the ones I needed (+one to make a big USB key) long ago, these current price prices are fucktarded. I think I bought my 2TB Samsung M2 SSDs for 100 bucks.
>>62103757having a bad week, rabbi?
>>62103728It was less about stealing the oil and more about rescuing the oil from china.The Venezuelans were in a debt trap where they were basically giving away their oil for free and exclusively to china because they couldn’t afford the interest on their chink yuan loans.Getting rid of maduro was convenient to the venezuelan deep state because it A) got rid of maduro who was kind of a retard anyways. B) let them get out of the petroyuan system they had been debt trapped by.It was a good move in the sense their are a lot of countries that are essentially being given NINJA loans by china, so this shows them that you can just walk away from the debt trap and if you have a leader who’s too corrupt or too pussy to do so they can be removed.
>>62103774price fixing and gouging in full effect. dunno what retard would buy these when datacenter construction is collapsing. most of the hardware already bought for these datacenters will be out of date and need to be replaced by the time they are completed lmaoits just a market with insane levels of slop and filth right now
>my machine learning model is .9992% confidence score it's picked the right categoryI don't get this shit it blows, it's accuracy is way too low
>>62103776>) let them get out of the petroyuan system they had been debt trapped by.Is venezuelas debt gone though?
It was a terrible financial decision to buy a non electric car.
>>62103776Will it come back to bite america in the ass, making a south american country stronger?
>>62103759>so something has caused him to change his rhetoricCould be a chemical in his brain, he's 80 years old and not as sharp as he was 15 years ago
>Enronffs, I meant Exxon>>62103705Simply because the US/Trump won’t allow any Venezuelan or foreign companies to operate the oil fields or be involved in exploration. That only leaves American companies
>>62103784THEY CONTROL IT RETARD
My trading model thinks you should buy these.
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>>62103789>any Venezuelan or foreign companies to operate the oil fields or be involved in exploration. That only leaves American companiesAnd why would the venezuela people want american rentier companies owning their countries resources? Its the exact reason why they all got nationalized in the 1900s.
>#BREAKING: NYC Mayor Mamdani says the city is “worse than broke,” facing a deficit; he’ll cut housing vouchers, library funding, and other plans.
>>62103801Fair point. But I think Trump plans to transform Venezuela into the next UAE. Make it a big oil economy and pump in a lot of money from America and the rest of the world. This will keep the citizens happy and rich for the next 40-50 years.Eventually, Venezuela will buy up some of these subsidiaries to create their own Aramco, but that’s in the long term.America has much to gain by having a staunch and resource rich ally in South America, much like the Middle East.
>>62103782No but they should be gone soon.The way the loans were so inescapable was because they were “oil backed” and if you didn’t make quota then interest would kick in an the chinks would “restructure” the loan to keep extending indefinitely what was in practice a free line of oil.Once US majors come in and boost the country’s oil production, or even just letting the country heal itself and increase production on its own, they’ll be able to escape the debt trap and china gets no more free oil.
>>62103794chips arent a fad. easy buy and hold. been that way for years.
>>62103763>>62103789There's reports from Axios(I know) that two US warships just recently crossed the strait(Without Iran's consent or knowledge) so it may be that the warships the US sent have confirmed the presence of mines in the strait, which would be an indictment on the ability of the drones and software the US has been using that led the US believe there were no mines
>>62103812>But I think Trump plans to transform Venezuela into the next UAE.So they should just stay poor and wait for Trump to get around to air dropping them money from their own oil sales? Just sit by as Exxon takes all your oil. Kek bro this is just repeating the 1900s oil history. >>62103814>nce US majors come in and boost the country’s oil production,theyre not going to kek. prior to this war oil was at $60. Thats not worth investing billions of dollars worth and not even breakeven yet. Especially when there is plenty of easy oil in west texas.
>>62103021>>62102981Based retards pumping oil computer
>>62103818Meant for >>62103786
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>>62103548kek
>>62103801American oil rentier companies who display all their data publicly is vastly preferable to chinese oil rentiers who don’t even publicize their backroom loanshark deals with the Venezuelan government to the Venezuelan people.
>>62103792Is that the logic they used when they shipped all the manufacturing to china, they owned it
