weekend edish>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62102646
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baggie weekend
Is oil really not as scarce as I’ve been led to believe?Why would the markets panic so hard then? Why would countries like Philippines and Indonesia introduce oil rationing?
>>62103835Just in time global economy. It takes a while to get production ramped up. Even in existing mothballed facilities.
>>62103835If the strait is mined and there's no settlement in sight then oil inventories will reach critically low levels guaranteed
>>62103835oil isnt as scarce but its all underground and the rate of oil produced is based off of expected demand. if supply is cut suddenly, production cant scale that fast to replace it. It takes months to add barrels and thats assuming each company immediately tries to add. Many wont because they see the price just coming right back down.
>>62103835geography matters a lot. some places rely on the strait heavily and have to scramble to figure out how to get oil elsewhere. others are less impacted but the amount of oil out there is enough to keep everything going. so basically enjoy your higher prices when supply is only growing and demand is short term elevating. make sense? of course it doesnt. the true answer is oil is now going to cost twice as much because fuck poor people thats why. now everything will cost more. why is this happening now? because after housing, they need to squeeze the poor somewhere else and oil is the best place to do it
kekAmerica lost so hard their leader is praising Allah in every tweet
>>62103842and you read them like the good goy braindead cuck slave you are
>>62103835Philippines has been importing oil from Russia, Indonesia is looking to do the same, but the markets have the mindset that this will be resolved shortly, only tell will tell
ariba>>62103830>no STX
America is even losing its AI industry to the EUFrance 2030 has gathered over 30 million euros in investmentforget your anthropic or openAI IPOsfor AI invest in Stoxx 600
>>62103835For all the talk of oil being a “global market” it’s more like a series of regional markets.
>>62103835>Is oil really not as scarce as I’ve been led to believe?bingo. wait until you find out about OPEC+ and how markets respond to higher prices for products.
>>62103844kekseething fattieyou lost the war with Iran and the economic war to Europe and China
>>62103853>doesnt deny it
>>62103848No it isnt. People need oil and cant get saudi oil so theyre buying american wti pumping up the price here. Its completely a global market that rises all ships.
>>62103846my bad! my coworker owns a lot of STX actually. i always forget them. anything but QCOM basically works lol.
>>62103847kek
>>62103847lmao thinking Europe with its crap salaries, overpriced housing and multicultural capitals is the first choice of any worth its value and self-respecting researcher>t. lisboner (and I can't wait to escape this shithole)
>>62103840>i win times infinity
>Though the two teams will be in the same hotel, they will not come face to face for the negotiations, officials said.>Instead, they will sit in two separate rooms, with Pakistani officials shuttling messages between them.So Iran is still using the same tactic they have for decades and not meet face-to-face with the US delegation it seems, doesn't seem like Iran is going to give in to US demands at all, this is all on whether Trump gives in to Iran
>>62103853EU has been a declining share of world GDP for decades. California is larger than Germany today lo.
>>62103860I have a friend who lives in margem sul and he says the entire metro area is a giant turd world shitholet. your vecino :)
>>62103863>The US and Iranian teams were meant to be in separate rooms, with the Pakistani mediators passing messages between them. However, according to our sources in Islamabad, there has been a major shift: the two teams are now engaged in direct negotiations, with the Pakistani mediators also present.Not since this morning.
>>62103863>The US and Iranian teams were meant to be in separate rooms, with the Pakistani mediators passing messages between them. However there has been a major shift: the two teams are now engaged in direct negotiations, with the Pakistani mediators also present.I stand corrected, this is a first, shows Iran is serious to actually negotiate
>someone says this which i cant personally verify>someone says that which i cant personally verifyOH BOY WHICH WILL I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE
>>62103875Proximity talks has been the standard way Iran has negotiated with the US, it was set up to be the same this time but the US had already said they wouldn't put up with that shit, it's actually a major change
>>62103878but youre not there, you cant verify it, and it doesnt matter either way anyway. tickers?
>>62103875keep in mind you also get the information after all the real traders lol.
Bros, I feel devastated, my fucking boomer father was scammed with the oldest trick in the book by some shitty "financial advisor" that made him sign into some shitty structured product. Full of fees, of course. The complexity of this product is off the charts, you need a fucking PhD to understand the documentation. And I say that as someone that knows some shit about finance, and my brother is fucking working in the field and is fucking devastated as well. Took us an evening to finally understand this dog shit packed into cat shit. tl;dr this shit is even more risky than putting your money on a broad index ETF. And for a boomer having an aversion to risk, at that.I know our father did this in preparation for the inheritance, but he knows we have knowledge in finance, he knows my brother's job, but NOOOOO he had to trust some fucking crooked banker even though he knows these vampires should not be trusted. How in the FUCK do these scam still work is beyond me. And is it too fucking hard to ask his sons about it, for FUCKS SAKE.I looked forward to my comfy holidays, now it'll be time we'll have to spend to unwind everything that's been done, and that's if we can do anything about it (should be possible, but may have to go to courts, which sucks balls).I'm fucking tired already.Bros, as an advice, prepare that shit when your parents still have their full head. I know it's not easy to already talk about this when they're 60, but when they're close to 80 it's already too late, they'll fall for every scam trick in the book and will trust anything. They're indeed like fucking kids, it's devastating to watch when he was the one (alongside our mom of course) to teach us about all the traps in life. Makes it feel even worse.
>>62103835>Is oil really not as scarce as I’ve been led to believe?in what sense?
>>62103884thats why the only real truth that matters is price action
>>62103881I can't verify most of what the news reports, does that mean I should disregard it?
>>62103885sorry to hear my manhope it works out for all of you
>>62103884What you say is clearly wrong because headlines about the war and posts from Trump have been moving the market, news headlines in the past has also done this, a recent example(Late 2025) being Blue Owl not backing Oracle's Michigan data centre which caused the stock to dump, you're one of those retarded niggers that act like the market is omniscient
I talked my dopey relative out of buying SWMR. Imagine, investing in a drone software company with less than 60 employees.
>>62103885My dad did something similar and thinks I should give all my money to a financial advisor kek.
>>62103896yes. theres no edge there for you. trade the chart
>>62103885it's ruff out there
>>62103908Most traders have no edge, they trade with the headlines as well, you're a dense nigger
>>62103911THATS RIGHT THERES NO EDGE. wasting your time letting the jewish newsfeed program you is fucking retarded. trade charts, ignore news, fuck hoes in between, shitpost on biz as wellyou newsfags need to go back to /pol/
Watching weekend crypto charts now for big reaction to talk results: either up or down.
>>62103916nothing will happen. get fucked cryptofags. your shitcoins are worthless
US warship in the Strait of Hormuz confirmed, all while the Iranian delegation, over 80 people who are now the senior leaders of country are in Pakistan unable to do anything
>>62103911good morning babe. can't believe iran and usa are on track to make up before us.
>>62103903and you get that information after (this mean later than) the real traders. >you're one of those retarded niggers that act like the market is omniscientthats not what i am saying at all. learn to read?surely you are not profitable +93% of the time like Goldman Sachs traders. gee is it an asymmetry in information in any way?
>>62103885What's the broad outline of the structure? Like... what's it supposed to be doing, surface level?
>>62103918If the talks don't open the strait, crypto should fall in expectation of oil rising on Monday.
I don't get leveraged etfs. Are you supposed to buy and sell at the same day since it resets daily?
Confirmed US navy ship was in the Persian Gulf, turned its tracker on some time after it had crossed the strait, has cleared the mines, shows US drones were shit and unable to detect the mines, Trump used the negotiation to carry this out as most of Iran's senior leadership are there
>>62103825FYI, theres a fvg down 55% from ath of sandisk
>>62103934interesting developments. wouldn't worry too much though, iran is going to keep the strait closed or at least throttle it as much as it can during negotiations to keep it's leverage, and it makes sense for the usa to do everything it can to deny it that. little games like this aren't too worrying, it's still a de-escalating trend. the iranians showed a lot of backbone but even they know it's best to talk things out in the end.
good morning, my black, african niggers. >>62103934gots to be misinfo that shit is way to risky. >>62103885interesting, it doesnt sound super risky, but im guessing he was ass raped by fees and iran drawdown?
>>62103825Why do /pig/shitter pol shills insist on shitting up the template and baking early, funny you're the same faggots defending trump on /pol/, must be confusingly difficult to try and bash america while never mentioning trump
>>62103930Hard to explain in a few words, but the best I'll do to explain it to my boomer father is to think of it as a "bond, but indexed on the stocks market". It's structured to deliver the equivalent of a 9.5% yearly coupon (because OF COURSE delivering such a coupon/divy is risk free) depending on an index, for a duration of 12 years, and you'll be forced to sell after these 12 years (much like a bond). It's based on an index which itself is mirroring a stocks index basket (what exactly is in this basket I don't even know, shit is obscure as fuck, but at least I know it's indexed on big companies while excluding a few sectors. Not great, but at least it's not indexed on small caps).That coupon is given each year or not depending on how the market behaved. Just know that if the market does +20%, you'll only get 9.5%. but if the market does 5%, you'll get the 9.5%. If the market does -4%, you won't get anything (though you preserve your capital, up to a certain point obviously). As a nice bonus though, if the next year the market does, say, a +8%, you'll get the bond payment you missed + the new one. I won't delve into details, it works on a "barrier" bullshit basis.The REAL issue (definitely not highlighted but hidden in small lines) is how the index is constructed. It first started at a 1000pts basis. Standard. Each year, the product removes -50pts from its index. Meaning -5%. So let's say on year 1 the stocks market does 0%, your index is now 950 points. And so on, and so on, each year. The issue is how everything is based around this index that DECREASES over time, be it your coupon payment or your ability to get out without losing your capital. Obviously, it's indexed on the stocks market, so so far so good, it went up and goes up in the long term+divies. But a crabbing market will devastate you more that it would normally. Not to mention a crashing one.Oh yeah, it's a Morgan Stanley product. That alone should trigger every fucking warning in the book.
>>62103934heres a tweet from walter bloomberg an hour ago about a US ship in the straitmy question is, with what capabilities can a US ship clear the mines? any military golems know?'A US vessel turned back after receiving a warning, a senior Iranian military official told state TV.' Another headline about the ship turning around after 30 min in the strait.
I'm holding oil over weekend. What will happen on Monday?
>>62103956Sounds like an equity linked note. The memory component where you get past coupons not paid make these pretty interesting products in my opinion. They're closer to options strategies than anything, sounds like this one was meant to be hedged with downside risk protection so you collect a spread mainly, shame on the advisor for not setting that up right.
>>62103968USA is desperate for a deal, I expect one to be made despite the roadblocks. a deall will be made reopening the strait and removing the uranium. main issues: Israel wants to colonise southern lebanon. instead I think they will just colonise more of the west bank and gaza.US has no leverage outside of threatening the leaders and their families with death. its a strong mafia tactic. I think it will work, but may allah have revenge for such a jewish manner of negotiating.
>>62103934love you babe. what you're doing isn't working though, you still need me to rescue you, and that's ok because it's what i want to do and i'm so ready to. have a good day darling.
>>62103968slight drop or steady while markets bleed
>>62103968It will dropThe US will obviously surrender to Iran's demands in Islamabad
>>62103964Iran is coping because tracking data shows the US warship was in the Persian Gulf meaning it passed through the strait, it purposely turned on its tracker publicly broadcasting its location to let Iran know they have at the very least mapped the location of the mines if not already destroyed them
>>62103934Lmao. Mine sweeping is an incredibly time consuming and perilous process. You need to effectively be under zero threat and it takes AGES even with highly trained crews and ships built for the purpose.This is another scam manufactured headline which you can discredit with 5 minutes of research.
>>62103997shit that didn't happen for $800
>>62104000They use drones to get rid of mines now unc
so i calculateded the math and i need eighty thousand five hundred and eighty seven (80,587) more shares of schd to never need to deal in the real world ever againeven if i boughted ten (10) shares of schd every day i will never reach thisits become clear that im going to die alone and not even my stock bags will mourn me :(
LETS GOOOOOOO
>>62103931You know, oil futures open sunday evening right?
>>62104007did you calculated compounding growth over 30 years bitch ass nigga? 7 years for 8% growth to 2x, if im not mistaken
>>62104007No one’s dying alone anymore, we have ai women
>>62103933No, but you shouldent hold them long term. Think of it as holding them through a rally.1. You identify that the stock you are watching(which has an equivalent leveraged etf) is breaking out.2. Instead of investing in the company directly, you choose a cheaper alternative(the leveraged etf). This allows you to pump more money into the rally or conversely mitigate some risk for you as you dont put as much money into it.3. You ride the rally up and exit when you want to take profit.This could be days or weeks.
> futures
>>62104018 > Mitigate risk by buying with leverage???
>>62103997I think you need to do more than just quickly pass through the general vicinity if you want to find and destroy mines
>>62104014you can lie to your brain but you cant lie to your soul>>62104012still not enough to live off of in my lifetime
>>62104007do a portfolio of 50% SCHD and 50% higher yielding stocks to drive the 2M number down?
>>62104022the etf is leveraged, not you. you mitigate by requiring a lower principle investment. since the equity is leveraged, and not you, the max you can lose is the principle, not 3x the principle as if you bought the underlying equity with leverage. aka retardation
I'm the only person I know, other than my sister, that has parents that constantly want money from their children. Just want, want, want all the time. Meanwhile, I'm competing against people that have their parents buying them cars, buying them houses, paying their rent for them, and giving them thousands of dollars.
>>62103956>>62103971Sounds like one of those "boomer candy" investments... but with even more steps involved. You can get the same effect yourself if you want but then you have to manage the investments yourself. I understand the point and appeal of those types of investments, but it does sound like this one is over-engineered to shit and thus they're raking in fees
>>62104030im a broke brown immigrant but at least we have tight knit families. my dad would rather die or sell a kidney than to ask money from me. and he would do the same for me if I ever needed money. are your parents druggies or some shit? what's their problem?
>>62104022Poorly worded. You are investing less cash overall.A good example is MU/MUU because tje go up and down at roughly the same rate. I can invest half the money in MUU and make the same gain. Less risk.This is skewed with other leveraged etfs, but then principle remains. I can ride the rally for less cost(risk).
>>62104028only schd is based enough to simply never think about. i would be too stressed with anything else aka still dealing in the real world when you hit that number you just live comfy off the dividend, maybe reinvest 1/4 quarters to keep up with inflation or whatever i feel guilty for wanting this because others have to work hard for a living. but i can't force myself to make a living for much longer when i have nothing to live for
>>62104038>can invest half the money in MUU and make the same gain. Less risk.anon u are retarded.
>>62104032>You can get the same effect yourself if you want but then you have to manage the investments yourself. It depends, many of these funds get instutional pricing on these assets due to their scale so they can eek out profit margins on top of increased returns on top of custom indexing that you just can't compete with as an individual with an options account. The rebalancing index sounds like the most complex part of this, I believe that was how they used to issue these notes alot though. Overall would buy these if you are concerned with the market going down and can structure it so you don't lose on the downside.
>>62104043I think you should go look at the charts buddy. If the cost of MU is 400 and the cost of MUU is 200 and they both go up 20$/share tjen what does that mean? Because thats what happens.
he truthed again
>>62104040>only schd is based enough to simply never think about.you said yourself you will never reach this goalgood luck
With stuff like scams and data breaches and shit becoming more and more normal, I wonder if the USA will eventually convert into a functional low trust society, or if our institutions will just collapse first. Having to bribe people for society to function is still preferable to it not functioning at all
>>62104049how come he doesn't mention the six billion dollar pallet he's giving iran
>>62104050why would you say this to me
>>62104049>tune to CNN>its niggers >tune to FOX >its niggers
>>62104049>soon™
>>62103885My dad has all his shit in CDs when he died. Diversified across different institutions. Honestly pretty smart given he had a medical condition that was going to require him to live in a facility for an unknown number of years.Boomer teir but 4 percent on a million bucks isn't bad and my sister and I were able to close the accounts and walk out with ~500k each in 2 days. Thanks dad. I miss you.
This is the end game of the stock market. Just a global slum with trash everywhere. This is what the god(s) intended for us. Just wake up everyday in a poop infested garbage dump. Smelling burning trash and bathing in poop water. And it just gets worse every other day noisier and noisier and you die and spawn trap here again.
>>62104007I am increasingly seeing the logic in taking high risk high reward plays. Sure it might totally bankrupt and destroy me, but the safe and steady play means slaving away all your best years to hopefully save up enough to retire, but by then you are old and likely physically and/or mentally retarded and your willpower increasingly drained. Whats the point? Does it even make sense to identify with your 80 year old future self (assuming you even make it that far), I don't know I consider my ability to thing (somewhat) rationally and skeptically to be part of "me". Would the old boomer version of me, even be "me"?In short fuck index funds, I am going all in on bitcoin and leveraged longs on Anthropic when it IPOs
>>62104026Have you considered just being poor?
>>62104004just remember i'm not the one that made you this way, that hurt you and turned you into this. you got this way without my input, and you've gotten worse by being contrary. the best and happiest i've ever seen you was when you loved me, and that was only a little while. there's better things waiting for you when you decide to do what's best for you.
>scam altman
anyhow /smg/ the plan is still get rich with intc. seen a lot of you have lost faith and gotten off the ride. way too early. for those still holding, try to have the same discipline on the upside you did on the downside.
>>62104094yeah I can tell I'm using his scam almost every day and pay for it on a monthly basis for a long time now
War's over
What do i do here bros?This is a situation I wasn't expecting. I don't really have the space or facilities to store this.
>>62104111Please be real lmao
>>62104111HEAVY oil bags.
>>62104111demand to provide barrels, you bought BARRELS
>>62104111for a senior prank, my brother ordered a bunch of boxes from the post office with plans to fill a classroom with them, apparently they are free, and one day a whole bunch of angry postmen showed up at our house and dumped several truckloads of boxes off in our garage. mom was so mad. your situation sounds worse though.
>>62104111>monday 5pm sharp, baggie
>>62104111Unfortunately fake, but still funny.
Negotiations hit deadlock.Crypto moons.Why are they like this?
>>62104111Become an oil baron, build your oil empire.
>Stalemate>Oil crasheswhy?
>>62104136>>62104142lol lmao
>>62103885 >How in the FUCK do these scam still work is beyond me. Its a moral imperative for every son to check in on their boomer parents online activity and I mean sleuth through their entire computers and phones for anything fishy. People have no idea just how perfected these pig butcherings have gotten at manipulating boomers around their fingers. They'll even manage to convince these retards to hide it from their families
How can this market be so fake and gay?
>>62104154I don't know, but I'm about to go insolvent
>>62104111KEK OIL BAGGIE
I don't think Monday is going to be fun for anyone.
Financial Times: The negotiation has reached a deadlock over the Strait of Hormuz issueMore details: Iran insists on maintaining control over the strait and collecting fees from ships, while refusing joint management of the strait with the Americans>burgers really think they’re owed control like literral niggers
bobos probably getting mad right now because weekend futes were red for like 10 minutes, kek baggies
>>62104161I thought they made a deal with Oman?
>>62103885>Bros, as an advice, prepare that shit when your parents still have their full head. I know it's not easy to already talk about this when they're 60, but when they're close to 80 it's already too late, they'll fall for every scam trick in the book and will trust anything. They're indeed like fucking kids, it's devastating to watch when he was the one (alongside our mom of course) to teach us about all the traps in life. Makes it feel even worse.>>62104152>Its a moral imperative for every son to check in on their boomer parents online activity and I mean sleuth through their entire computers and phones for anything fishy. People have no idea just how perfected these pig butcherings have gotten at manipulating boomers around their fingers. They'll even manage to convince these retards to hide it from their familiesThis is good advice. My father loves going to the bank because the banker is a lovely young woman and she always convince him to buy some stupid financial product. Thankfully, it's just pocket money because my familiy's money is all in real state, but I always check everything without him knowing it. It's pretty sad to see but it is what it is. I wonder if that will happen to all of us. I have to admit that seeing how fast my parents have changed creeps me out. They are already starting to say a lot of "senile" shit and forgetting things that happened in my family.
The Perian gulf, including hormuz, as seen from the ISS.
>>62104180i dont get that webm
>>62104179>uhhwowoaah so beaautiful>*land and exit*>it’s all niggers
>>62104111one of these rigs will haul 17000 galyou'll need a convoy of 5 of em to get ya going
>>62104180based granny knows what's up
>>62104049The unclosed straight will soon be open.We are accepting the surrender of the long dead leadership this weekend to bring and end the the not war.Ships are on their way to collect the oil which we never needed and which has always been flowing, but which will now bring much needed relief to all of those who did not need it.There is no cause for concern. Resume buying US equities immediately.
>>62103885>Bros, as an advice, prepare that shit when your parents still have their full head.I convinced both of my parents to invest their pension into spy which I will inherit one day including the house. This is good advice.
>>62104184It's a zoomer thing.
SDNK is just going to dump soon, they just started early yesterday by accident. Open shorts.
market goes up and to the right. all of your puts are dead LMAO
>>62103885My dad gambles a lot and sometimes I have to lend him money but he always pays back and when he wins big I get a piece
>>62104184>he doesn't know about diced spice
the charges officer?
>>62104152Yep it only takes 3 minutes to install uBlock for them
>>62104136It isn’t a serious negotiation.A serious negotiation will involve a major Israeli delegation and the GCC states in larger month long peace conference.They are making a car deal without the husband present. Just more misdirection to stall the collapse of the financial system for a week.
your move bobo
>>62104212A negotiation including Israel is by definition never a serious negotiation.
>>62104197omg he's literally me
>he's using the trump effect
>>62104213Now we can afford gold leaf for the ballroom
>>62104215Witkoff and Kushner are taking part in the negotiations, therefore Israel IS at the table.
>>62104197>>62104207Come on, don't be such cunts and just tell me. I'm curious to know it
TRIPS AND THIS FAGGOT FUCKING GAYASS MARKET MEGA DOUBLE DIPS
>>62104218And then who knows what we can do fren
Hormussy status?
>>62104221it's a joke, anon. It's literally nothing. A liefhack about nothing
>>62104213Don’t care about steak, but I still hear goyimcels screeching about beef prices
>>62104161>>62104170If I were Iran. I'd agree to joint management of the strait.Doing that is thinking 2 moves ahead. For the US to manage shiing in the str5ait, that means they would need to send some of their navy into the straitIf the US violates the ceasefire with shis actively in the straits, in range of Iran's most owerful anti shi missiles lolthat's strong incentive to stay true to the ceasefire
>>62104227wide open for anyone brave enough to make the run now stop asking
>>62104230The peasants never ate meat. Just make more money. We literally give it away for free ITT
>And then he told me to short oil and buy tech
>>62104221watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71QrPbamNZc
now what
>>62104247sell it to intermediair for massive profit
>>62104227It's open, but you'll get blown up if you travel through the open hormussy. It's just how the world works
>>62104247I know a guy who wants to take the oil
>>62104247lmao
>>621042272 us warships went through and they are beginning to clear mines
I sold Amazon at $204 because I didn't want to baghold for another year.
>>62104247already posted redditor >>62104111
>>62104261so now you wont. theres no guarantee amazon will be up in a year. but they want retail to buy it for sure
kek bobos weekend futes blistering green
>>62104240damn I think this video got me pregnant
and of course a hearty kek to oil baggiesiran is going to make a deal to put themselves in a better financial situation. markets will be green. up and to the right. shouldve bought calls retards but i told you the entire way up to do it and you didnt
Isn't it the time to buy gold now?
>>62104274You're right, there will be a deal, but you are also incorrect, the markets will bleed. It already pumped in response to a potential ceasefire. Now it will be suffering while the oil shortage erodes the actual economy. I'll hold something solid for the next quarter, but I'm not expecting gains.
>>62104278imagine thinking the market is going to go down while its going up. theres no place on the chart ever where what were currently seeing turns into a sharp down move at any point. youre gonna have to wait 6-12 months for any sign of the market rolling over retard KEK bobo get fucked
>>62104280We'll see on Monday. I don't think I'm going to make any serious moves until at least midterms.
>>62104280>muh chartShut up astrology nigger
markets are closed but i just made another americano to stay alert just in case
>>62104294seriously we’re doing turkey now bibi? sit the fuck down
thank god i never fell for the SaaS subscription stocks.
>>62104277Yes, pump my rocks
>>62104301All potential threats to Israel will be neutralized
>>62104294for people wondering this is the real reason the US is distancing itself from NATO fastErdogan's Turkey is threatening Israel and they're a very strong regional power + turkish people themselves hate Israel so it's not a hard sell
We got some escalation
>>62104321That's not the right attitude. He should provoke Israel, and when they attack, he should smash that big Article V button.
>>62104321and then the US will have to leave NATO to defend Israel from Turkeyit's the perfect set upand the AIPAC controlled congress will authorise this measure anyways
>>62104321never in my lifetime did i think i would be rooting for the turkroaches
>>62104303I don't get the absolute doom and gloom about SaaSDo people really think their AI slop machine can recreat photoshop or premiere pro?really?
>look at google earth of china to get more intuition on Chang>it basically just America with its own southwest and Rockies mixed out of order>only unique bit is a bit of jungle at the bottom which is technically PR counts forThis is bullshit. I thought it was all pagodas and crooked wonky trees but it’s pine trees and cactuses and kfc Globohomism and its consequences have been a disaster for the asthetics of the human race.
>>62104330It’s guaranteed in a year or two. Right now only the small apps are being hunted
do i buy oil stocks on money?
>>62104161Link ? All google gives me is a 3 days old article from the FT. hilarious if true
>>62104335monday**
>>62104330do you really not get it? serious question. -subscription model based on seats doesn't do well when tech companies are laying off tens of thousands of people-market is forward looking and AI keeps improving-AI is making software cheaper aka less valuable
>>62104321FUCKING DO SOMETHING PUSSY
whats happeninggggg
>>62104349nothing, same as it ever was
Xth for SpaceX and OpenAI IPOs are being designed solely as tactical nukes against 401ks and bogleheads
>>62104330I cancelled my TradingView sub because I had ChatGPT build my same layout which I now get for free, forever. It took about a month using a free account and only vibe coding once a week
>>62104358never stopped you from supporting russia
wtfwt?
So now that's it's confirmed the strait was mined where are the RETARDS who denied that this was done by a mine? They have even specified what mines are laid, the manham 3 and manham 7, a sensor and magnetic mine respectively that lay on the sea bed, where are the RETARDS that for weeks denied the strait was mined even though I said that was clarly the reason they were using the route around Larak Island, also how about the three mariners from this Thai cargo ship that denied because the RETARD Trump told ships to go through the strait and repeatedly said there were no mines
>>62104364Nice non sequitur you kvetching retard lol
>>62104358>negotiations between USA and Iran>lebanese army must act against HezbollahHow does that work?
>>62104368this picture did something to me... im trooning out now fuck
>>62104368right there >>62104353
>>62104161The biggest thing you're overlooking is that the deadlock and the four "red lines" given by Iran there isn't a single mention of their enriched uranium or anything related to their missile production. Iran has completely conceded having nukes, now it's just control over the strait, this is MONUMENTAL
>>62103847>30 million euros
something just happened.
>>62104368that looks like my shorts after i fart powerfully
huge day mondaythey're going to announce full conductors
>>62104376the nukes were a foregone conclusion since last year, Midnight Hammer actually destroyed most of their enrichment capacity - I was sceptical myself at first but its now almost unanimously agreed those facilities were in fact heavily fucked by those strikesBibi just got greedy and wanted to topple the whole state which obviously failed. They dont have nukes or a way to make them anymore
>>62104381yeah the nasdaq weekend futes are up a quarter percent. kek bobo
Also where are the RETARDS that denied that Iran could lay mines with speedboats despite the fact they have long shown the ability to do so in videos they have released, which is how they mined the strait, why are there RETARDS here that think sea mines are all still huge pieces of metal that float on the water like it's the 1940s
>>62104321Good riddance I say, the Jews have had it coming for a long time. Turkey also has a proper military compared to shooting unarmed terrorist children that Israel is used to.
>>62104388It's not just that, Iran is said to still have 440kg of enriched uranium which can make 10 to 16 nukes, none of their demands are about keeping that, that's HUGE, their only contention now is about the strait, Iran is going to capitulate
>>62104381If you primarily consume childrens cartoons from Japanese men with arrested development issues it's not the translators fault nobody thinks it's a deep art style
>>62104399I for one enjoy loli and loli accessories. trannie washing authentic oriental culture should be a crime
>>62104376>>62104398the quran and the talmud let jews and muslims lie
So the conflict is pretty much over. Man, the oil trade was fun. Everybody knows a good happening. Let's see what is the next thingSarabada, Iranu
>>62104403so what retarded faggot? everyone lies are you daft?
>>62104376>this is MONUMENTAL>ff 20 years>*Insert latest jew enemy here* HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS, GOY MERICA, DO THE DEED
If Iran's ability to create nukes has been demolished, then they're pretty fucked. Even if they can hold unto the strait and charge tolls for passing, it'll just incentivise everyone even further to try to avoid the strait to use it to get transport oil. While it may take a while to execute, you can probably devise alternative way to transport oil to Europe and Asia and Asia may just turn to USA for their oil instead.
>>62104406I'm a human, not a parasite like you
>>62104381There literally has not been a decent VN in 20 years and the Tsukihime guy himself said it’s a dead medium How are you supposed to make a bunch of Japanese middle school girls overreacting to things in the greater Tokyo metro area interesting or “art”?
>>62104404Well the IRGC aren't happy about being sidelined, they're mad that civilians are the ones leading the negotiations and even got people to go to the foreign ministers house to protest, they claim he has too much power nowhttps://x.com/IvanAtHome/status/2042408661403017501
>>62104404Who says it's over? No deal has been finalized yet.
>>62104409iran would love to be able to bypass the strait, why don't they just build a pipeline from tehran to beijing? you don't understand the situation or the stakes.
>>62104404>the conflict is pretty much overyou're going to feel very silly a month from now
>>62104412yeah it will be interesting. the reason they are negotiating is for fear of their lives. they are much more westernised and dont believe in jihad to the point of embracing death like the IRGC. uprising is possible post deal making
why are you all talking about geopolitical shit instead of the market going up and to the rightlet me guess... you didnt buy lmao
>>62104412>>62104414The markets all agree. This is pretty much over. Don't get me wrong, I would love this to continue, it was fun, but everybody is looking for a way out, the Iranian with a Japanese man is a peaceful guy and Iranians are not those spiritual soldiers like in Dune that some wanted to believe. Everybody wants a way out (except Israel).
>>62104404>So the conflict is pretty much overI'm getting really fucking sick of you stupid brainless trump supporters. This war isn't over. The straight is still closed and peace negotiations failed again
>>62104420if they are looking for a way out its not overit is over though you are still just falling for the newsfeed and political theaterits 100% fucking over. market goes up and to the right, relentlessly, and all you retards missed it
Like I said, nobody gives a shit about some turd nvidia chips.>28 next week>back to the 30s soon afterAlso watch Dell since it is caught up in this too.
>>62104425if it wasnt over, the market wouldnt have went up, period. the bottom is in, they know more than you do. war is over, everything is fine, up and to the right. seethe tranny
>>62104425post your account with hundreds of thousands of dollars showing how smart you are
>>62104415What the fuck are you on about? Strait is about controlling the flow of oil from other countries, not of Iran's. The issue with strait being closed is not losing on Iran's oil, but everyone else's.
>>62104420>>62104426retarded white house internsdon't you have some mcdonald's that needs fetching
>>62104426dont give me a you, schizo. Your reading skills and your understanding wasted my time.
>>62104432>seethe trannyI genuinely hate you retard schizos
>>62104425see this confuses me a lot. is this babe? is that babe? did you switch ip's? is this your brother? help me out babes.
>>62104436>>62104438>>62104439https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-us-tech-100-e1seethe
>Israel under my leadership will continue to fight Iran’s terror regime and its proxies, unlike Erdogan who accommodates them and massacred his own Kurdish citizens.>Netanyahu posts this1 hour ago>Weekendmarkets greenok
>>62104425>Peace negotiations failedIt's day 1 and the only issue is around the strait, Iran aren't even mentioning keeping their enriched uranium, you know the entire reason the US started this war, Trump would probably agree to fund the rebuilding of Iran at this point
>rambling facebook boomer timeSee you monday, /smg/
>>62104444The negotiations are between the US and Iran, not IsraelNo one cares about browntanyahu says
Us >>62104409Americans are rich as hell because of Hormuz shutting down for a few weeks. Everyone is coming to buy our oil.We are living in a new golden age.
Trump knows he fucked it up and wants a way out. The war is over. OIL will go back to its natural price. Loved this happening but in the end, it was a big nothingburger in the markets apart from the oil trade which was even less fun than the silver trade
>>62104420The market is only pricing in optimism. There's still a chance for it to blow over.
>>62104448seethe you monday
>>62104449>No one cares about browntanyahu saysamerica cares so does europe because of something that happened 100 years ago. europe is literally forced to care or else...
>>62104435at the moment. but if we were at war with china or they were conquering india or something we would want the strait shut. and we wouldn't want any oil getting out any other way. if iran had a nuke they could prevent us from doing that or tax us extremely hard, nuking a carrier group or tel aviv. if iran had a nuke nobody could stop them from building a pipeline to beijing. this is what the conflict is about and you had not even considered these ideas.
>>62104452maybe we can all forget about the war failure like he wants if we start thinking about the epstein files again instead
>>62104448good plan. im out too. later boys.
>>62104455>so does Europeyou mean just GermanyIsrael is irrelevant in non-german european politicscountries like ireland and mine are openly hostile to Israel
nasdaq up half a percent alreadyimagine not buying calls on friday kek
>>62104443the jeet sector is a mess, just like your pathetic adherence to get farming, you'll always be a spiritual third world faggot no matter what you do or who you parasitically attach yourself to
Imo Trump wants to escape from the fuck up and focus on the next elections because he could get impeached, in his retarded brain that means posting shit about immigrants and how great things are now.He sent Vance there to ensure a peace agreement and also a scapegoat.We go up and to the right this week as some anon said on Friday.Long term who knows.
what does a female vagina feel like?
>>62104456>you had not even considered these ideasCan you even read? My post literally started with >>62104409>If Iran's ability to create nukes has been demolished, then they're pretty fucked
>>62104461wish I could post my honest opinion here as a german but that would be literally illegal.
>>62104451“Americans” The vast majority of people are net short oil and gas. People are energy consumers and have little to no energy company exposure on average, even those who are heavily invested in markets overall. Very few benefited from this directly, and the majority of people lost spending power, even if this money is internal transfers rather than buying foreign commodities. I made a shit ton, but you’re kidding yourself.
oh excuse me, up 0.6% now
>>62104467Adult or underaged? Experienced or innocent?
>>62104465cant hear you over this blistering green (blue)
>>62104470no worries frenwe'll push Europe against Israel for you :)
>>62104333China is even more of a desert as the US. The difference is the US has enough farmland to sustain its population.And seriously, what the hell is wrong with that spam filter?
>>62104475so now that the war is over, what's the next move?shorting oil?
>>62104479Buying gold.
>>62104478China is even more of a desert as the US. The difference is the US has enough farmland to sustain its population.China does not
>>62104479calls every single day in the spy like i say every day
>>62104432Down and to the right soon, big boy
>>62104475you're retarded
ITT: Absolute pussies crying about blompf
>>62104449shut up we all know Israel controls the US ultimately
>>62104487JUST 2 MORE WEEKS RIGHT???? GET FUCKED RETARD
>>62104488I BOUGHT CALLS AND MADE MONEY HOW AM I RETARDED? GET FUCKING REKT RETARD
>>62104488he's making europe can you say the same?
>>62104483Mmm, the golf states are going to be forced to sell their gold to restore infrastructure, buy weapons to convince the expats that it's sure to go back etc.
>>62104444man, the kikes really want a war with turkey nextand drumpf is gonna leave nato so they can have it
Yeah, the war is over lol
winners don't need to negotiate
>>62104503based!techtrannies win!nazigooner dividend dummies lose again!
>>62104497They were forced, once the oil starts flowing again and normality gets restored the slurping of gold by central banks are going to push the prices back up. Not to mention that once bear market comes and USD weakens people will flock to gold.
>>62104504winners negotiate in every war thoughno one wants an endless guerilla warrome negotiated with carthage after both punic wars
>>62104467bags of sand
>>62104513that's boobs
>>62104376Are the people in the negotiations making these concessions even able to enforce this, or will IRGC just behead them?
>>62104509You don't pay reparations though or let the other collect money as "reparations"
I can't believe they pay people to come in here and embarrass themselves like this lol
>>62104503War's over chuds
>>62104519I said winners negotiate not that they negotiate shit terms and concede to the enemyyou said winners don't negotiate which is just not true
>>62104517Seems that's a situation currently brewing, the people doing the negotiations are from the civilian government and the IRGC is unhappy about being sidelined
>>62104503very nice however gas prices won't come down is as much be it
>>62104506Long term I agree, short term they have to cover the lack of oil profits, while repairing, while buying weapons, and they were net buyers of gold... I have gold btw, long term looks very very good, but if I had to buy know I would dca for 4 - 6 months.
>>62104524here you go, you forgot this
>>62104526in my country they take like a week or do to come down but when they go up they go up immediately after crude does lol
>>62104503the war is over. enjoy your doubled oil price its here to stay because fuck you
>>62104529I'm not wrong though
imagine buying oil like a week ago at the top.
>>62104525Is Israel also not present in the negotiations this weekend? That's seems odd if so, since the war is primarily between Israel and Iran.
>>62104536120 fucking dollars for a barrel of black shit KEK fucking baggies
>>62104531they will go down further as the peace process moves along
>>62104527That's what I meant by buying, it's a longer term play. I'm fairly bearish on the markets overall and while they may rally over the end of the conflict, I suspect we're not too far from something pushing it back down to stagnating, but I suspect that we may never see gold as low as this ever again.
>>62104540No, no, Kushner and Witkoff are there
NEW>>62104538>>62104538>>62104538
>>62104533unconditional surrender
>trannies market fud got blown out and they are now spamming about how we actually lost the warYou never had a portfolio to begin with kek
>>62104543wrong. they are going to keep oil high to drive inflation and intentionally devalue the dollar
>BREAKING: Iran has formally submitted its four "red lines" for peace talks with the US today, per Iranian state TV:>1. Authority over the Strait of Hormuz>2. Payment of war reparations>3. Unfreezing of all blocked Iranian financial assets>4. Securing a comprehensive regional ceasefire>In-person negotiations are ongoing as we speak.How is that going to succeed?
>>62104573none of those things matter to the usa and are easy asks. the strait toll will upset people but it's not worth more blood. the usa has strategic interests in mind here, not economic. we were always ready to pay for a nuclear free iran.
>>62104595>we
>>62104416I was pretty pissed when they didnt continue the series(raised by wolves).
>>62104595goyim are such cattle lmao
