The rise of Otto and end the of American corporate influence in Europe edish>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62103825
I'm trains btw and love CP Rail
>>62104541post bussy
POOL'S OPEN!
>>62104538Why do /pig/shitter pol shills insist on shitting up the template and baking early, funny you're the same faggots defending trump on /pol/, must be confusingly difficult to try and bash america while never mentioning trump
KEK OIL BAGGIES KEK STOCK BOBOS JUST FUCKING KEK RETARDS
Winners don't negotiate especially after they demand unconditional surrender
>>62104557another failed get attempt, you can fuck off back to /pol anytime now, bitch
BREAKING: IRAN UNCONDITIONALLY SURRENDERS TO US, ISRAEL
LOVE WON OIL LOSTOIL BAGGOTS GET THE ROPEREVERSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS ON MONDAY
>>62104562YOUR LIFE IS A FAILED GET ATTEMPT I DONT CARE ABOUT POST NUMBERS YOU RETARDED SCHIZO. SHOULDA BOUGHT CALLS YOUD BE IN A LOT BETTER MOOD AND HAPPY LIKE ME
yes the war was a failiure and humiliation for trump. they will never win another presidency in the next decade. why am i glad? I bought calls on frigoy.
Fuck Donald Trump you Jew mothafucka
>>62104564cute chuddie
DONALD PUMP MADE YOU SO MUCH MONEY IF YOU BOUGHT CALLS LIKE AN INTELLIGENT PERSON
I believe niggotiations will fail and the US will launch a ground operation to open the strait.
Time to make a certain kind of baggie mad>SOXX5 Year Return: 159.59%>SOXL5 Year Return: 71.74%Nice of you to tip Direxion
>>62104575YOU WILL BE WRONG. THE MARKETS HAVE SHOWN YOU THE OUTCOME. YOU COULDA LISTENED A LONG TIME AGO BUDDY
>BREAKING: Initial details are emerging as the US and Iran conduct their first direct meeting since 1979.Details include:1. The Strat of Hormuz remains a point of "serious disagreement"2. US military says 2 US warships have transited the Strait of Hormuz today3. "Mood swings" are being seen on both sides in talks, per Pakistani mediators4. The US will be assisting Iran in removing mines from the Strait of Hormuz5. Talks are expected to continue tonight and may extend into tomorrowWe expect to receive much more detail in the coming hours.
trump destroyed the u.s. ecomony with his retarded tariff policy and sent the country into a great depression with massive amounts of stagflation
>>62104575Trump promised the death of an entire civilization for last Tuesday night than he presented the biggest taco the world has ever seen. There's no coming back from that.
>>62104579NO HE DIDNT YOU JSUT GOT BRAINFUCKED BY YOUTUBE AND CONVINCED TO NOT MAKE MONEY BUYING CALLSGET PROGRAMMED AND REKT RETARD
>>62104579Yeah but he powned the libs XD
>>62104575pray
>>62104577Don't believe the hype.
>>62104578I think Trump might actually chimp out here. His advisors didn't talk back when he said he wanted shared custory of the strait, and that's not going to be on the table.I think his dementia is going to win out to his fear of turning this into a larger debacle.
Twitter experts saying if negotiations go south $630 is on the menu for EOM.. We were at that price like 10 trading days ago, lol.
a serious negotiation (which winners who demand unconditional surrender don't do) wouldn't involve jared kushner
>>62104586THERES NO HYPE THIS IS THE MOST HATED RALLY OF ALL TIME. THATS WHY ITS REAL
Trump is gay and retarded and a nigger but still 1000000x better than tranny biden or kamala
>trump destroyed the u.s. ecomony>stock market barely off athPICK ONE
If Israel and the IRGC are not present for negotiations, what's the point?
>>62104578They will all compromise. The Iranians that are negotiating are a 100% westernized. They just want to live peacefully and they will all reach an agreement. War is over. Now, we wait for the next thing. It wasn't that much of a happening in the end.
>>62104594TO PUMP THE MARKET RETARDARE YOU DUMB??? READ MY FUCKING POSTS FROM THE LAST 2 WEEKSBUY CALLS THE MARKETS ARE GOING UP BIG
>>62104592whatever you need to tell yourself to cope, please go ahead with your therapy session
>9 filtered posts by this IDkek
Is the roach king dead yet??I figure they’ll take him out in 5-7 days that country is so corrupt
IMAGINE BEING SO MAD YOU GOTTA FILTER THE GUY GIVING YOU WINNING STRATEGY THAT HAS WON DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY LMAOSMG ARE TRULY DOOMED TO BE POOR LOSERS LMAO
the stock market is not the economy, rip bozoyou made sure of that when you turned into a schizo gambling and insider trading platform that doesn't reflect reality only lies and memes
> futures
With all headlines about sulphur, it's both blocked in the steait and export restrictions from china, should not CHE.UN chemtrade logistics be rocketing. They're pretty much NAs only sulphur provider. I'm really considering grabbing some, but it's a business I know very little about.
>>62104579It wasn't the first time, if anyone paid attention he printed the most money of any single president in modern history and blamed it on Biden lol
>>62104603WELL THIS IS THE STOCK MARKET THREAD AND IT GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT. GO CRY ABOUT ORANGE MAN ON POL RETARD
>>62104604chat, is this real?
VOO and chill
>>62104596that's not who controls the country lol
>>62104606
After Iran it's gonna be Cuba, isn't it?
>>62104613HES DEFINITELY INCREASED MY MONEY SUPPLY
>>62104614don't forget greenland
>>62104538>Europe is mad at America for supporting Israel and its wars>so they will simp for Germany, literal Israeli thrall state Kek yuros are delusional
>>62104614Yup, I just wonder how soon. Less market fuckery though unless there is something I don't know.
>>62104614Can you keep me updated on ship movements around Cuba so I can long this time? Thx bud
>>62104614CUBA WOULD GO FASTER AND EASIER THAN THE MADURO SHIT
you lost money because of the dollar losing it's value
>>62104622I GAINED A LOT MORE DOLLARS AS TO BEAT INFLATION, EASY
Remember that gay bear that was trying to spook us with ambiguous horror posts? I member.BULL SEMEN IS THE MOST VALUABLE LIQUID ON THE PLANET PER MLAND MUMU IS ABOUT TO CUM!
If you were making money the caps lock would be unnecessary
>>62104614people are saying this, and it's possible, but cuba does not have the strategic importance that venezuela and iran had. if we do go for cuba next, it's excessively worrying because the only strategic value it has is a place to base drones from and harass caribbean shipping during wartime, it would be a signal that a taiwan conflict was imminent. i think the next big thing is the trump xi face to face meeting, if that goes well then maybe the trajectory can change.
>15 PBTIDThe only retards that blog like this are pajeets
trump only prefers finely aged jewish semen, he hasn't made the transition over to an indian cuisine
>>62104611I thought Iranians would put on a harder fight. After they got so many of his leaders butchered, including their spiritual leader, but in the end, I guess they are quite reasonable guys. They showed what they were capable of but they didn't look for a total war, which also proves they are not those fanatics that some wanted us to believe. So this is pretty much over. RIP to all the innocent that died and now we move to the next thing
>>62104622That's why you have some assets like gold or copper. I suspect that when the strait is opened the safe haven to dollar will be reversed sending gold prices temporary to moon.
>>62104626NEW MONEY IS LOUD YOU LOUSY OIL BAGGOT
>>62104614Yes they’ve literally said on Fox News this is the next thing
>>62104614Cubans would literally benefit though.They’re up on that cross not protecting their own poor but the rest of Latin America.In 10 years the economy would be half resorts and the other half would be made into financial masters of all Latin America, if they will but kneel.
>>62104628nah its not all about military strategy. its 90% economic. the islands economic borders extend like 100 miles past its shore. oil, fishing, etc. not to mention real estate developers (kushner) salivating at the money and power of developing and controlling that beautiful coastline.
>>62104629CRY HARDER BABY MEANWHILE THE STOCK MARKET IS LEAVING YOU BEHIND WITH BLISTERING GREEN CANDLES THAT GO RIGHT UP YOUR BUTTHOLE
>down 30kBeing a bear is suffering. I'm still not closing my positions until 2 more weeks™, though.
>>62104628With the Ukraine war and Iran i start to wonder if China really can take Taiwan without nuking it. Water and air drones seem to be an extremely cheap way to drain your enemy on resources.
>>62104643WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST WAIT FOR THE FUCKING MOVE TO END AND GET SHORT WHEN THE MARKET TURNS IDIOT WHAT ARE DOINGTHERES BEING A BEAR AND THEN THERES BEING AN IDIOTYOU DONT HAVE TO BE SHORT 100% OF THE TIME IN THE MARKET TO BE A BEAR JUST SO YOU KNOW RETARD
>>62104631go back, you have to go backthe irgc is still in control of the country, just like the maduro regime is still in control of venezuela, the only thing that happened is trump using up all of the region's air defense and then begging for a ceasefire, trump lostiran won, it pains me to say
>>62104643KEK BIG GAY BEAR OIL BAGGOTS KEKPAHAHAHAHAHow many times over the last 10 years has the lamestream media said that this time old Drumpf is finally done for?And yet, each time he wriggles out of it, old sly Don has the mandate of heaven and the next 3 years will be volatile and gloriously green.
Sit the fuck down and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>>621046431pbtid, yea this sure isn't the spammers larping at all lol look at that reddit spaced reply go
>>62104643The market is wrong.Bears are right.Bulls are fucking retarded.
>>62104652 kek i love these psychotic fuckers. literally ragebaiting erdogan into war.
>>62104644well the island isn't uniform in opinion, the kmt is actually a pro-china party now and they are gaining in popularity, a lot of people want reunification now. they don't necessarily need to do a normandy style invasion, all they really need to do is win a few elections, or foment a crisis with a blockade or a missile barrage or a decapitation coup that breaks their resolve. we're definitely at a moment where defenders have the advantage though when it comes to naval warfare, moreso than ever probably, which is good for taiwan. but china has a lot of men, a lot of missiles, a lot of ships, and it's their home field, we have to move stuff across the pacific.
>>62104657NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPENMARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT. NO CHANCE OF ANY HAPPENINGS
>>62104655??????
>>62104648Brother, it should be clear by now that Maduro was betrayed by his own regime. Delsy betrayed him in exchange of becoming the new president and safety. Give the oil to daddy and let her do as she wants. But that's normal becausse latin americans don't have values. Their countries are a mess in all aspects, racially, culturally, they don't have any legacy. Iran is different and that's why they put on a good fight that allowed them to get out of this mess stronger. But they are quite reasonable and have seen a chance to get out stronger than before and they will take it. The conflict is over.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WTFWTFWTF WTF WTF
>>62104643There's only one rule. LINE GOES UP.
>>62104664GET ANNIHILATED BY GREEN CANDLES
>>62104662posting your paper trading account, cuteyou can fuck off now and take the other two dipshits with you
>>62104663cringe, you forgot to praise allah
>>62104660That do sound more realistic.
>>62104667YOU DONT HAVE TO GET MAD HERE BECAUSE YOU DIDNT BUY CALLSYOU CAN JUST SIT QUIETLY AND BE SILENT
>>62104666you forgot this, satan
>>62104614Yes but that's nothing, Cuba is on the brink and Trump doesn't care for regime change just for the regime not to be hostile to the US
>>62104671Cringe? I'm just telling it how it is. Delsy betrayed Maduro and that's why the operation went so smoothly. Iran was different and they have come out of this stronger. For them, this treaty is a blessing. A short war that have made them stronger. And they're gonna accept terms. You seem to be very neurotic, so don't give me any (you). I feel sorry for people like you. I assume you must be one of those latin americans without a culture and a legacy.
>>62104648IRGC is not in control and they're mad because they've been sidelined
>>62104681FACEBOOK BOOMER SHIT
what a mindfuck
Hello? Any thoughts about the che.un play?
>>62104685the irgc is in control of the country, the guy they are talking to is powerless
>>62104687They were though, in the sense that war is peace, freedom is slavery and ignorance is our greatest strength.
>>62104682iran was on the brink too, ground water shortage, currency hit zero, mass civil unrestif america isn't careful they might lose florida and the entire gulf coast states
>>62104688its interesting, how much do you know about the US's Sulphur suppliers and if the war ending would play out? I recommend asking claude or any AI model to investigate
wow what a shit thread
>Qatar has announced the full resumption of maritime navigation for all types of vessels starting Sunday, according to the Ministry of Transport.>In a statement, the ministry said navigation will resume on April 12, 2026, from 6:00am to 6:00pm for all maritime vessels and ships.
>>62104694ME IN THE MIDDLE, BAGGIES ALL AROUND
>>62104691Well that powerless guy just allowed the US to remove the mines in the strait
>>62104701NICE COPIUM RETARD. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IN REALITY, WHAT WILL BE REPORTED WILL BE POSITIVE AND BULLISH AND THE MARKETS WILL GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT AND OIL WILL BOG FURTHER
>>62104695Its about to get a whole lot worse frendo, say why don't you log off for the eve and paint the town red, it is saturday night after all champ. Who knows, heck, you might even meet a girl :)
how do you guys filter people? Like I can't stand the all caps dude giving me a you
>>62104707YOUR ANGST IS A SIGN OF LOW IQ AND LACK OF BUYING CALLS INTO AN UP MARKET
>>62104684I just don't share your addiction to jewish semen and fairy tales is allCan't wait to hear your version of the pilot rescue that totally wasn't a failed nuclear material extract
My late oil short printed 42%, do I really close though?
>>62104692surprised you didn't mention the russian extras, what self control
>>62104716Well, I wouldn't until the things gets officially concluded. It should drop oil quite a bit, though I would expect for prices to bounce, stay elevated and then slowly decrease over long period of time, but I'm not a financial advisor giving financial advice.
>>62104720Thanks, you are my financial advisor now.
>>62104576You idiot, that’s because the underlying index is different
>>62104694I have, and it seems as a pretty safe play. If you look it up they're even the largest producer for chip makers, not that I'm into AI plays, I'm more for the industry and mining. Oh well, I guess i buy and ifvit goes well I'll let you know otherwise I'll never post about it again.
>>62104700interesting, i haven't been able to tell if destroyers crossed the strait or not yet, seems like the story changes depending on who you talk to
>>62104716IF YOU ARENT CLOSING 42% WINNERS YOU ARE PROBABLY RETARDED
>>62104707don't insult the janny, he does it for free
>>62104727Should I close -37% losers?
NIGGER MONDAY SOON
shift change
>>62104733UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOSE THE REST OF IT PROBABLY, OR AT LEAST ROLL
>>62104726The evidence is clear, two US destroyers are in the Persian Gulf, the brownoid cope is that they were there before the war because they only turned on their tracker when then were in the Gulf, this is despite the fact the US cleared their vessels from the Persian Gulf on the 26th of February and if those destroyers were in the Persian Gulf docked in the UAE during the 5 weeks of war then it would've been targeted and damaged, the other cope is that they can't clear mines, but the Arleigh Burke -Class destroyers are actually used for mine clearing operations using drones, the US no longer has dedicated minesweepers
>>62104727Sometimes you gotta do a retard move to get money so you act less retarded next time.
>Negotiations had positive results. Stalemate persists regarding control of the Strait of Hormuz - CNN, citing Pakistani sourcesPOSITIVE RESULTS BABY. UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62104716what's your entry price? leverage? I think we'll hit 75$ on monday
Iran will end up with nuclear weapons and taxing all the oil passing through the strait of hormuz at the end of the war. America can drag it on for decades or surrender now and go home.A democrat president would have surrendered already though. Unfortunately oil is dependent on going up if the conflict continues, if there's peace it's different.
>>62104750is this what the six billion bought
>>62104764if oil goes up, just tell a lie and it will go downEZblown up oil infrastructure can be repaired by magic
>>62104576they dont realize how bad an -85% drawdown kills SOXL gains.
why would you build a bunch of AI data centers in the literal hottest part of the world anyway?its just cope after cope after cope with themwhy do gulfnigs want so badly to cope and pretend that there is any future prospect of utility whatsoever in them continuing to live on the surface of mars?the only reason anyone ever lived there was to support a now extinct trade route. they should really save up that money and buy alaska so they can all move and inhabit an area fit for living organisms.
Uh yeah like TRIPS and we like frickin RIPS or something haha like.
>>62104776because cooling isn't really much of a problem for them, it's the energy and energy is cheap there
>>62104776the nat gas for the power plants is right there
>>62104776the surface of mars is actually cold
>>62104779>because cooling isn't really much of a problem for themI think that is incredibly unlikely, given that the hottest my laptop ever gets is running stable diffusion for 10 minutes.
We need more troops so we can take the Strait.Who wants to enlist with me?
>>62104788>Cooling AI data centers typically consumes 30% to 40% of their total electricity, as high-density AI chips generate immense heat requiring constant cooling. While efficient systems may use as little as 7%, less-efficient facilities exceed 30%, making it the second-largest energy user after IT equipment. yep i knew yall retarded.
>>62104789Nah I'm good Moshe, I'll hang back with the war wives and soon to be widows. Cool medal though, a little purple heart made of real genuine tin, wow!
>>62104576What kind of fucking retard holds leverage for 5 years?
>>62104799THE TIMES WE LIVE IN NOW PEOPLE LITERALLY INVEST IN 3X ETFS LMAO
>>62104576>>62104799NGMI (Not Gonna Make It)
>>62104799lol my bossi think its funny i tried explaining it to him but he said leverage is the way to go why wouldn't you want to maximize gains so i said "ok"
>>62104809UNIRONIC STOCK MARKET TOP INDICATOR LMAO IM BUYING PUTS MONDAY
Lmao all of you PANICANS fucking LOST
>>62104814Already posted >>62104696The poors get mad when you post stuff that destroys their narrative
>>62104803now if only you had a time machine. the last 5 years have been brutal for this strat.
Trump: We've won, that's why we're negotiating. But we don't have to negotiate because of how badly we won, either way we won. Stay tuned for how much more winning we already won.
>>62104817My bad. Don’t really browse /smg/ on the weekend
>>62104814As I said, it's time to wrap it all up. These last few weeks were fun. we all enjoy a good happening. But it's time to pass to the next thing. The Iranian season and the oil trade is over for now. OIL will go down to it's natural price.The message is clear. Trump won't let the stock market crash. So we remain bullish for now.
>>62104814Is this for real? Any other conflicting reports?
Imagine getting made fun of by these two faggotsAnother trump L
>>62104821>Of Iran's four demands for the negotiations two relating to money, one relating to a long lasting regional ceasefire agreement and the last relating to the strait>Iran giving up its enriched uranium as a starting point means it's winning
>>62104814>>62104817you guys invested in the Qatari fishing industry?
>>62104187Iranians are Aryans. That's why they are winning. They are at least one standard deviation higher in IQ than amerimutts.
>>62104832It's not just fishing vessels, it's all marine vessels, their previous announcement after the ceasefire was declared was specifically for fishing vessels
Americans are obsessed with China storming the taiwanese beaches Normandy's style, meanwhile the pro chinese parties in Taiwan are growing in votes every election and the younger generations are more and more neutral to Winnie and co.Winnie doesn't need to invade, just wait while the US gets more and more deranged, and the orange nigger is in full retard mode, pedal to the metal, 24/7, extorting allies and destroying 8 decades of diplomatic bi-partisan agreements.
Market is gonna double-top at 7000 for the Shit and piss 500, and trump sneezes the wrong way, Iran does something incredibility based like sinking a U.S warship(or false flagged and sunk by Israel), and it all comes tumbling down with oil spiking to 150, and going down, floating between 120 - 135, lebanon gets the gaza treatment for the next 3-6 months and turkey goes full retard and attacks Israel once the U.S leaves natoscreencap my postt. schizophrenic bear who currently has 80k on oil, nat gas, and fertilizers
always funny watching degenerate options gamblers pretending to be for stability, but then again, this place is full of larping shillsyou got some of trump's pubes on your chin. btw
>>62104827Donrack HUSSEIN Trumbama is literally financing the biggest State Sponsor of Terror!!
>>62104835did Qatar build a portal that bypasses the stait? i'm confused
>>62104843Based schizo bear bro. Lets short this shit, we either go broke or get rich
>>62104799why not? Sure, it’s not a true 3x, but it’s useful as a smaller bet. 33% of your portfolio should be in leveraged funds
>>62104844Stay seethingOptions trading is based
>>62104849See >>62104750https://www.centcom.mil/MEDIA/PRESS-RELEASES/Press-Release-View/Article/4457220/us-forces-start-mine-clearance-mission-in-strait-of-hormuz/Poors are coping that CENTCOM is lying and believe the Iranian claim they forced the ships to turn back before they even could pass the strait
>>62104843SPX 8000 EOY SCREENCAP THIS POST AND REMEMBER HOW YOU DIDNT BUY CALLS
>>62104856obviously not as based as seeing how much of trump's junk you can fit in your mouth, if this thread is anything to go by, srry i don't have trump in a speedo pic to go along with this for you, faggots
>>62104837AgreedThe Taiwan bait to misdirect Washington while the Chinese take over the global south is pretty humorous.The US had to put up with Canada remaining in The Empire they seceded from until they were already global hegemon, its a nothingburger for them and our government totally eats it up while they lock down all the rare earths around the world.
>>62104864Absolutely seething troon
>>62104862the mines barely even matter, if Iran says it's still going to send drones/missiles at ships then a few mines make no difference. Iran probably isn't going to attack during negotiations, that's more of an american-israel thing
>>62104793these new-era centres get higher efficiency cooler than but the trade off is extreme water usage
average bear experience>i am confused>i dont understand what is happening>what news did i miss?>what does this mean?
>>62104866>baitthey've gone from essentially nothing to the world's largest navy in 20 years all the while saying they want to take taiwan, like looking us directly in the eye and saying taiwan is theirs. if they are bluffing it's the world's most expensive and wasteful bluff and they are amazing actors, they'll be sweeping the oscars next year.
>>62104873I think Iran is actually working with the US to clear the mines, I think Iran is posturing about turning back the ships, there's clearly some internal divisions with the civilian government and the IRGC
>>62104870you post this so much, it's basically avatarfagging at this pointmar a lago's courtyard btw, troon centralwanna see the bathroom
>>62104879yeah there's clearly a difference between what we hear reported and what's really occurring. based on media reports these peace talks were never in the works until they were. we're being lied to to say the least
I think the oil ride is over Pool is still closed but I think both US and Iran are serious about peace and if the USN is in the strait as the white house claims it won't take more then a few days to restore traffic
>>62104870here you go, buddythe heart of magathe lady's bathroom at mar a lagoit's troon time, when are you castrating yourself, faggotyou won't be missed
Holy shit everything that's coming out is completely contradictory. And Axios cements its position as a propaganda tool at the level of Tasmin and Fars.
>>62104890lol, it's going to take years to restore traffic, they blew up all the shit that produced the stuff the ships are meant to carry
>>62104876THE 40 Y/O CONFOOOSER
>>62104662lmao i've made 18k ytd on a 50k account
>>62104900Free flow of traffic will stop oil spiking even if the oil fields took a hit . They didn't get all infrastructure and this will help the shortage greatly . Its not going to 60 but jumping past 100 is over soon will the 90s crab
Strategic reserves will have to be resupplied for months anyway
>>62104910new oil baggie cope just droppedwhat stage is this?barganing?
>>62104907It's going to take months for the tankers to reach their ports of destination
Are you ready for the war to start again?>b-but the peace talks, the war is overOh really? Al Jazeera keeps reporting that Iran refuses to budge on post-war control of the strait. This is the one thing that both the US AND THE EU agree to be completely unacceptable. And you know what happens when multiple large countries strongly disagree on who controls a certain piece of land or sea? I think you can guess. I hope you like seeing the color red!
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU /WSG/WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??
>>62104890yeahnothing ever happened again
>>62104920The US and EU will concedeit's overIran controls the strait now, who cares really
>>62104920The war is over, my frendo. Iranians are pretty reasonable and they have come out of this war stronger. They have the cards, unironically. And they don't need to say thank you to Vance.In a few hours, it will all be over. Oil will go down slowly and this will be a thing of the past.
>>62104876fucking kek
>>62104924>>62104925Mumu cope. These are the same countries that will invent fake reasons to bomb the middle east, and you think that they'll back out on an actual real issue? LMAO
>>62104843How will it take for you bears to accept that the war is over?you faggots did the same thing with the 12 day war last year
You don't need a deal, when you've already won
>>62104925Oil won't go down slowly, it will plummet to $70 and by EOY we will be even lower due to OPEC production increases. The war will prove disinflationary over time.Maybe the real Strait of Hormuz was the frens we made along the way :3
oh my god please tell me it’s actually ending, if so Monday we are gapping up hard and hitting ath the week after, full risk on
>>62104621>He doesn't know about the B-52 bombers circling Cuba today
>>62104928Oh look, a new update on the peace talks just dropped.https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/11/iran-war-live-us-negotiators-due-to-arrive-in-pakistan-for-ceasefire-talks>The talks have entered their eighth hour. This is probably the longest negotiation yet. What we’re hearing from the Pakistani side is that they are still pushing for more flexibility from both sides. There has been progress, according to sources we have been speaking to from inside the room.>From what we are hearing, there are going to be multiple tracks covered: security, diplomacy, economics, and one other issue reported from Washington is the release of prisoners. The Pakistanis are working to build confidence measures across all of these areas.>Sources are telling us this third round is at a critical phase, but there seems to be a lack of flexibility from the American side – at least that is what Iranian sources are saying. They say they are willing to budge on a few things, but the demands they are hearing, especially on the Strait of Hormuz, are maximalist.>Pakistani sources are quite hopeful that something will come out of these talks. What that looks like – whether it is an extension of the ceasefire, continued free movement through the Strait of Hormuz, or something more substantive on the nuclear programme – still remains to be seen.>I was speaking to a diplomat just a few hours ago, and they told me that the best diplomacy is run behind closed doors. If diplomacy is done on headlines, it is very unlikely to succeed.>After eight hours, information is coming out drip by drip, but anything substantive remains speculative and sensitive. There is also a gag order on Pakistani politicians, so no shadow is being cast by the hosts. We are expecting a news conference from the Serena Hotel, where these talks are still ongoing.Umm mumubros? I thought that the war was over?
oil is going to $0
>>62104935>aljazeeraOf course they won't admit that TRUMP WON and that the traffic through the strait will FLOW BEAUTIFULLY and everyone will make SO MUCH MONEY.
>>62104935If trump was serious, would he have sent two clowns like witkoff and kushner
Trumps is ending the war with Iranending foreign wars was a key promise of his administration
>>62104941ITS ALREADY OVER. THE MARKET HAS SHOWN THIS
>>62104942I know but that makes /smg/ bobos sadlet's all pretend the war isn't over so bobofrens stay with us
>>62104941who started the war with iran?
>>62104942>ITS ALREADY OVER. THE MARKET HAS SHOWN THIS
>americans think Cuba is next Not anymore
>>62104944mark knopfler
>>62104944Israel
>>62104930>water boats
if everyone acts and believes down to their bones that the war is over then it will basically be
>>62104951
if everyone thinks the war is overits not going to be over.
>>62104947Cuba is actually playing ball. Small ball since We haven’t invested much diplomatic capital (distracted by Iran)I expect things to ratchet up, but we won’t need the military. They know not to fuck with Trump.
>>62104955not only is the war, the pool is also wide openlet Israel deal with the real world
money for nothing and the chicks for free
>>62104950I hope they don't tell him that chinese air boats landed in iran
>>62104947Would say if the Cuban government collapses there's really no way to stop the massive refugee crisis that'd take place on the US florida coast
Listen, when this war started, I was also worried that this might be the real deal. I went short the first 10 days. But it became obvious this was gonna end pretty soon when they started crashing the oil price every sunday/monday. Jesuschrist, I know for some it takes a longer time. but the evidence is clear. Stop being so steadfast about your prejudices.It's over. Now, to the next thing.
>>62104961yeah the sultans that play creole
>>62104961>dumb song about some faggot music in eavesdropping on hard working blue collar workers
>>62104968musician*
>>62104968fuck blue collar workers
>>62104961you get what you pay for
>>62104964MY PREJUDICE NOW IS MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62104975would
>>62104975Huh i don't remember seeing the bulge in the movie. Maybe I watched a pg13 cut of something
>>62104975> close up of a fine shit tranny big ass cockthe jews did this on purpose imagine how many disgusting trannys this shit created
>>62104877The CCP is about 75% theatrics and 25% behind the scenes activity. Just like the USA, China likes to keep the suffering Chinese people distracted with foreign enemies. But when it comes down to an actual shooting war, China doesn't have much of a stomach for it. They get their asses kicked every time. And they are still visibly terrified of Japan. Taiwan is more a propaganda theme than anything else. Besides, I wouldn't count on Taiwan not having nukes and in an existential crisis, they will have nothing to lose.
I say it is time to tariff China
>>62104986I SAY IT IS TIME FOR MARKETS TO GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT, FASTER
>>62104986The tariffs are over and so is the war with Iranit's time to move on anon
where are our grandkids anon, lol
>>62104958This post is Facebook boomer tier cringe
I have literally never seen the level of blatant shilling and market manipulation going on right now. The situation must be pretty fucking dire for our Jewish overlords. Wake me up when the war starts back up
>>62104982if you're not grossed out by it you're a faggot and you'd be a faggot without this movie especially as it came out in the current millennium where fags have been socially acceptable for decades already.I didn't mean to arouse you I'm sorry.
>>62104992in my balls waiting for women's rights to be repealed
>>62104996JUST BUY THE CALLS ON MONDAY AT OPEN. THE MARKET WILL BE GAPPED UP ANOTHER 1.5% BUT YOU CAN STILL MAKE MONEY WITH CALLS
>>62104996you will be asleep forever thennothing ever happens
>>62104999kek
THIS ENRAGES AND CONFUSES THE BOBO
>>62104564
>35 schizo rambles by this ID
>>62104996Its always been there. Its just easy to see now. The fact that its easier to see means its easier for you to take advantage of. Let's make some money.
DOW IS GOING BACK TO 50K
>>62104996>t. dumb nigger who just barely opened his eyes
>>62105013Can those things do a bj without scraping yet? That's all I need in life.
>>62105017Pam Bondi won
>>62105020is this real?
>>62105023A TRIP TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE AND PERHAPS A START TO AN ONLYFANS CAREER
>>62105023>dow under 50K >even the first lady is still talking about Epstein >still fired Don't think so
can we finally finish this whole tariff, war thingy and switch over to the 2-3 bullish years?
>>62105029THATS LITERALLY WAHT JUST HAPPENEDDO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE MARKET JUST MARKED A MULTIYEAR BOTTOM
I honestly don't give two fucking standard deviating shits about normal distribution curves and shit this shit blows fat chunks
>>62104707press settings in the top right at the top of the page and you'll see the section for filters
>>62105029no, the tariffs and war are bullish anyways if they want it to be. definitive bull market starts again by the summer with the rate cuts i'd imagine.
is Rapidus a scam or can they do it
Trimming TQQQ, $50k worth from $250k. Do I buy SOXL or USD ( 2x semi )? Or just plain ol SSO?
I knew i should have bought more at the bottom of the BDCpocolypse
>This post is Facebook boomer tier cringe
>>62105039Alex Karp has a PhD in mortality. Palantir stock is moral right?
>>62105013It’s the same guy as the oil spammer isn’t it
rip
>>62104593ok, the first one
>>62105068futures posting this outside of market hours should be bannable offense
this is my first post in this general, are you guys serious investors, like do you wear suits and look at stock charts in your NYC apartment?
>>62105080Every single one of us, yes.
COME ON ISRAEL JUST FALSE FLAG SOMETHING THIS IS LIKE YOUR FUCKING SPECIALTY>>62105080SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
>>62105080>this is my first post in this general, are you guys serious investors, like do you wear suits and look at stock charts in your NYC apartment?I usually am just wearing a diaper when I buy my KMB shares.
>>62105080Yes
>>62105080I shine professional investors shoes and am just here to work on my small talk routine
>>62105024the cake surely isn't
>>62105080I unironically bought a suit and read the Financial Times print version. In London not NYC though. Why not? The LARP motivates me.
>>62104985>nothing to losetaiwan loses very little, it's just a leadership change for them. they will lose the chip industry but be brought into the world's largest economy with people of the same background, there's people on both sides that want to be reunited with family members. it's not a cut and dry choice and their conflict with china is dead and buried, they're just trying to calculate what's best for them now. i see your points about china, but they have a lot to gain strategically from taiwan, us a lot to lose, and it's their point of leverage where it would take less for them to succeeed than it would take us to prevent it. our intelligence services aren't freaking out about chinese rhetoric, they are very familiar with that, they are freaking out about chinese naval tonnage and missile stockpiles and imagining what they could be used for.
>>62105083It's joever m8. Even Bibi has given up. Oil is gonna rug on Monday.
>>62105092>you will never be a 1960s NYC socialite
>>62105020Wtf
>>62105099>Even Bibi has given up.Source?
19% Of my gross goes into SPY every week, 4% of that is free from my employer. Rate my investment strategy, I have 25 years to go
If a peace deal is truly reached, long ZIM or what?
>>62104996Mr. Bo bo get ting clo ser!On his way since last Oc to ber!Blame the towel heads, blame the jews!S T I L L ON Y O U R S P I N E A N D G U T S H E C H E W S !!!!!
>>62105106But anon... The SPY will not exist in 25 years
>>62105108long literally anything
>>62105093When you’re only worth $3000 you absolutely should not be buying a suit for a larp
>>62105108anything new with the buyout? Price is still around $26-$27
>>62105092>faster than light travel is I'm possiblestupid bitch
There's still a significant chance Monday could mark the start of total collapse. No deal being made yet seems like a bad sign. SPY is too high given oil prices, strait closure ramifications and fed signaling a desire for rate hikes..>>62105117I didn't know they were bought out, is the company still the same functionally and economically?>>62105114kek, except for oil I guess
>>62105111god dammit
>>62105105
>>62105124its fine just remember to cash out in 24 years and 11 months from now
>>62104579Yeah but dude there are trannies in blue cities thousands of miles away from me
>>62105115£3,000, Mr Trust Fund.
>>62105128>citiesdon't you mean ***holes, libtard? why don't you go to your whole foods, maybe use a waymo to get there, then catch a show after dinner, maybe go to a farmer's market tomorrow and a nice cafe? i bet you can't even smell manure.
>>62105126Yes he means after he kills every last one of them, since that's the only sustainable peace deal to them. Hasn't he said the war continues?
>>62105080I have a closet full of bathrobes
>>62105080im a concrete foreman and make 150k a year and live in a flyover state with super cheap real estate
>>62105133Why are U.S cities rich but rural areas poor? It's the opposite here.
War is over. Both sides are playing tough, Trump is obsessed with optics and just wanna make the goyim believe he won. They will compromise and tomorrow, the ships will start crossing without a problem.I know it's hard for the bears to accept it but you gotta trade the market that is in front of you. Leave your emotions aside. Iran won and Trump just wants to end this stupid conflict. It's over.
>>62105142no it's not
>>62105145im starting to think bears want to lose money
>>62105136Why is anyone poor in America? I heard even fast food pays 50k.>>62105145I've accepted but there's no way out seeing as it's the weekend.
>>62105145What about this https://x.com/2020reborn/status/2042986717448425535I feel like Trump wants this, otherwise he wouldn't have approved the war to begin with..
>>62105142i prompted gemini with this "why are american cities rich and rural areas poor while it is the opposite in the uk? compare the different incentives that led to different outcomes and describe the situation" and got a very good answer.
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>>62105156london is far richer than rural england. salaries and cost of living are higher in cities.
>>62105133that sounds wonderful, maybe I’ll even hit the barcade. Get this, it’s like an arcade from when we were kids but with booze!!
>>62105080What you described is a Wall Street wagie. We all trade in our bed rooms and try not to kick over the piss bottles.
>>62105150Maybe our cities aren't so poor any more but our rural areas are definitely full of rich people. The constant American talk of "rural poverty" is bizarre to me.
>>62105177there are a lot of wealthy rural areas actually, especially in california and the northeast, but a lot of that is associated with dixie generally, a whole region where agriculture used to make people wealthy but has been in decline for over 100 years, people that still live there are usually dumber and poorer and there's a distinct accent and culture from the region so it's more visible. we have country estates too though.
>>62105123No idea, all I know is there's a buyout and all existing shares will be bought at $35 so it makes for an easy arbitrage setup assuming it goes through.Normally when this happens the price moves to the buyout price and stays there, but it has not done so yet with ZIM
>>62105236Oh wow, thank you for this information. They seem well positioned with shipping demand being pressurized and about to explode once the roads open, too.
so, oil calls are a no brainer?
