peace in the middle east edish>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62104538
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I will post this again because I think many people need to hear it War is over. Both sides are playing tough, Trump is obsessed with optics and just wanna make the goyim believe he won. They will compromise and tomorrow, the ships will start crossing without a problem.I know it's hard for the bears to accept it but you gotta trade the market that is in front of you. Leave your emotions aside. Iran won and Trump just wants to end this stupid conflict. It's over.
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>>62105164Mr. Bobo is real! Please don't say Mr. Bobo isn't real anon!Mr. Bobo HATES HATES HATES when people sat he isn't real.
Dear buy bp name fag. You’re broke, get a job, stop worrying about the market, work more hours and invest in some big tech names for some above average market exposure, do some research on the side and keep stacking your cash love, guy who wipes his ass with 300 dollars
Miggers could be here...
>>62105170AhMeD™
>>62105164nope sorry baggie, SPY to $600 EOM
>>62105175hey md
>footurs
Idk why people are disagreeing with me. Rural England is full of rich people. I find the American talk of "rural poverty" to be strange.
>>62105186In Europe rich people have large estates in the countryside while in america they have penthousesit's a cultural difference, Europe has higher culture than america
>>62105189I'm guessing it's because land is more expensive here.
>>62105186>>62105189heres some info to help you guys
>>62105193>why is anyone poor in AmericaThey are either lazy or retarded or just live in a job market where it is impossible to get ahead, like a 1brdm is 2000 a month type shit so you never can accumulate any savings.Seriously though how does someone in San Francisco or Vancouver that works at Starbucks even exist??
How do I cancel this?
>>62105199they are generally right though, aside from london. there are a lot more cities in the uk and they're all dumps. and the rich people really do live in country estates outside the cities. their mistake is the scale of things, we have the same phenomenon in sf and new york, rich people in the cities, even richer outside, but the rest of the country is more how they characterize. you guys really should just ask gemini like i did, it clarified things, highlighted exceptions, and gave really thorough reasons. it would save you an argument too.
>>62105186>>62105193haha babe you changed your name, but please listen to me, we can get through this together >>62105173
I’ve been taking a few days off to unplug and ignore everything. What the fuck happened with SOXL?
>>62105209incomes are clearly higher in the cities than rural areas. its the same in the US. the Hamptons having rich people does not mean = rural areas in the US are rich. same in the UK.
>>62105211is that me in the garden? and my princess front and center. love it.
>>62105199Uhh this proves my point... You can see the cities by the orange and yellow patterns they make. London is an exception but not by much. Most of it is the same as the Home Counties. That big black area in SW London also proves my point since it's mostly Surrey and Middlesex postcodes.
>>62105207Pray it gets blown up coming through the straight. Call Iran and says it’s an Israel ship fly a Bermuda flag.
I can feel it. This time for real. Something is about to happen.
Is the nigger war over yet
>>62105210Trust fund bro? Yes Oil is finished. BP is done. I will never be as rich as you. Send me pictures of your lambo so I can cry myself to sleep.
>>62105186>>62105189>>62105209In my city (Lisbon) rich people people live in the city center and the poor working class live in surrounding satellite cities like almada and amadora but the real filthy rich people (industry leaders, football players, high profile politicians,...) like in the outskirts of the satellite cities (places like Aroeira, Azeitão and western Sintra)in the actual rural countryside there are regular farmers and large rich people estates where they larp as farmers and wine experts (places like douro valley, ribatejo and alentejo)rich people in rural areas really do love the farmer larp, like the southern european version of that clarkson farm show
>>62105225it's just getting started retard stop being a doomer.
>>62105220>Uhh this proves my point...think harder bro. you can see Glaswgow and Edingurgh in purple up top. Manchester is easy to spot London no shock also the highest salaries.
>>62105222if nothing happens i might be financially ruined
What do you call it when the stock market reaches ATH while an oil crisis is brewing?Is it Dollar devaluation?
>>62105226Yeah it's the same here pretty much. The dead centre of London is full of billionaires, Then you have the ghettos about five miles out where I live and then maybe 15-20 miles out you have footballers. In pretty much all the other cities however it's all ghetto until the city limits. I took a bus from Solihull to central Birmingham once and the surroundings got progressively worse as the bust got closer until there weren't even buildings anymore but piles of rubble in Digbeth lol. Just before that was Sparkbrook, fucking hell, streets covered in trash, crackheads got on the bus, everyone in a burkha. Ain't no footballers living there.
I'm back options bros. Those faggot jannies had me blocked for weeks. Cant wait to shit post again.
jd vance about to get a press conferencewar is overoil going to zero dollars
>>62105241KMB thirty days out or you're a pussycallsaim for 98
>>62105164Yeah I was bearish in the past three weeks and now I'm bullish. I am choosing to believe in reality of events, not taking a side.
>>62105232Glasgow is orange... Edinburgh yes you're right, Manchester is the same red as the rural areas, everywhere else is orange or yellow. The map even points them out, Sheffield, Blackpool, Hull etc. They're all shitholes.
KMB CALLS OR YOU'RE A PUSSY30 DTE 98GOGOGOGOGOGO
I dunno why I find it funny that Iran actually mined the straight. Thought they were bluffing.
>>62105242How do I kill myself in Bongland? No guns here.
>>62105241up or down, bossnig?
>>62105241>ID: GME Joy 8+niggerbros is it finally happening?
>>62105248>The Hormuz Letter
>>62105247Yeah that was the weirdest news from the U.S, that they were clearing mines. So the strait was mined.
>>62105248>hormuz letterkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fwqBgAhZPo
oh hey Trump is at UFC
>>62105248gibs live link
>>62105154Relatively new to investing, and I'm basically a turbobear.What solid reasons are there for me to believe that all stocks don't just go to zero?
All oil longs in the month of March are terrorists. They should all be sent to the gulag.SIMPLE AS
fuck. college radio just played a killer jam that went on for like 15 minutes. it wasn't allman brothers but it sounded likea heavy allman brothers song. sounded like "everything just a fool for..." but i think i'm wrong on the lyrics i can't find it. halp
>>62105186its because your country is tiny therefore having huge tracts of land is a flex
>>62105260they should split screen this >>62105259 with this >>62105260
>>62105262Constant flow of money comes in every friday from wagie invooosters
also janny is upset that trump rpaes kids
>>62105248>islamabadislam a bad. ?
>>62105262>Relatively new to investing, and I'm basically a turbobear. What solid reasons are there for me to believe that all stocks don't just go to zero?Companies have a legal obligation to maximize shareholder value. Stocks going to zero means a company and all its assets would be free. Short-to-mid term the bullish thesis for the major indices is political manipulation going into midterms, there's strong incentive to keep prices propped up. But I'm also a bear rn.
>>62105250draw a cartoon of mohamet
>>62105262Because society will collapse.>>62105264I hate it when the DJ doesn't give the song name.
>>62105262Keep believing it and put your money there. You'll change when your broke.
>>62105272now say it with an italian accent
>>62105262Literally the entire international financial system is built around making that not happen
>>62105275they never do. retarded fucks. they're playing a bunch of stuff ona loop now so i'll hopefully hear it again. someone likes carol king there too.
>>62105262US Boomers or their equivalents in other countries have made everything since 2008 bend the knee so that that never, ever happens.The world will be a mad max wasteland with humans nearing extinction eventually but the SPY and QQQ will be at ATH.
>>62105262how about YOU give me a reason why this isnt going to keep going up? I wait
>>62105282call into the station and ask them dipshit
>>62105243When NBIS was about 110 last week I sold one CC for 8.19 expiry 4/24. Then NBIS ripped and the same call is now selling for 33.91. I bought a few hundred shares for about 36 and with the AI bubble hype been selling off and this was the last 100 shares. I sold calls on PLTR and bought to close for a nice profit, I want to get my money out to start wheeling again because of the Trump VIX
>>62105285Why has volume been dropping since 2008?
do bears understand that equities have actual intrinsic value?equities have balance sheets, revenues, IPs,...they're not shitcoins that "go to 0"well some do but you get the point
BAKA puts or you're a bitch
>>62105291I find it hilarious that /smg/ is now preaching about fundamentals.
>>62105292wew fucking retarded filter
>>62105291on a long enough timeline all companies go bankrupt
>>62105287oh yeahit's saturday though so there's noone there. i left a message on the website
>>62105256I bought BP calls for strike 45, 46, 47 expecting crude to hit $150 and stay there but BP's price faltered so I sold them. War is not over and they are not done destroying each other's energy oil/gas production so I expect oil prices to surge again. I don't think the lesbian BP CEO can hang with E, TTE, CVX, XOM, SHEL, or EC so I am looking for december calls for those instead.
>picrel was my best trade of the week Ignoring shipping, I paid $2 per unit on a 5 lot of these specific tan circle lego pieces that currently only have 3 listings for $7, $15 & $33 per unit. The Item No: 68325 market is swinging like wti crude
>>62105291*squinting, chewing wheat stalk**spits*well let's have a looky here then, "T.S.L.A." now there's a eh-kwuh-teesays here I pay $323 for every $1 this 'ere compney brings in its coffersmaybe i was raised simple but somethin don't add up right docthis what you city slickers call intrinsic value?
>>62105262Brand new to investing and already a turbobo?You have a knack for this!
>there are anons itt are relying on JD Vance to broker a peace dealLmao
>>62105291>do bears understand that equities have actual intrinsic value?Terminal value of equity in any firm is zero. The hack has been to obfuscate bearishness by hiding such trades behind "indexes".It is just a recent (since 2008) phenomenon that equity cycles have been treated as illegal, disgusting things.
>>62105262>What solid reasons are there for me to believe that all stocks don't just go to zero?Shorting stocks tastes so good when ya ain't got a janny in ya ear saying its nasty
>>62105308i'm relying on the iranians to murder the american peace delegationnot for money, just for laughs
>>62105307that's a bottom signal ya ass. i'm bearish but i seriously think we might do the david hunter melt up.>>62105308don't forget kike1 & kike2. the fact negotiations have even started and gone on this long means there's probably a deal here. which will of course be broken later but whatever there's a ton of upside reflexivity just like this exact same time last year (fucking insane) and i can't imagine anybody is positioned for ATHs
>>62105291>they're not shitcoins that "go to 0"Did you fail you accounting class Mr. Mumu?Do you know how shareholder's equity works Mr. mumu?Don't you know that shareholders are paid out last in a liquidation Mr. mumu?Are you stupid?
>>62105303Didn't know rare lego was a thing.>>62105299I lost faith that they will post profits in two weeks because they didn't in 4Q 2025. In fact they did worse than 3Q. I don't think oil has been high for long enough to make a difference to this. I heard the business was turning around with the lesbian CEO at the helm but Ive seen no sign of this. In fact they are still bickering over climate policy at the AGM. I stand by what I say however that if they did make a profit they'd be one of the cheapest oil stocks.
>>62105309>It is just a recent (since 2008) phenomenon that equity cycles have been treated as illegal, disgusting things.?>>62105308I really hope the live stream starts with JD being waterboarded live
Redpill me on Fidelity, Merrill and Schwab. You can buy stocks in a matter of seconds but who are you buying it from? Is this some kind of artificial scam?
>>62105318>lesbona ceoholy shit this just gets worse and worsejust when i thought i couldnt possibly respect you any less
>>62105308>JD Vance to broker a peace dealTaco sent Vance to fuck him over and blame him for the failed 'negotiations.' Taco is going to ruin Vance's chances for POTUS
>>62105316Mr. Mumu, Mr. Bobo has been on his way to you since October. And when he gets here, you won't be able to pretend you don't see him anymore!
>>62105322Why do you hate me?
JD is LIVE!
>>62105267>>62105260White man bros.... We just got defeated by a LVTIN KING...
>shortcomings of the negotiationits over the war isnt over
>>62105319>?Central banks, following the Fed, now backstop equity with purchases of debt. This has the effect of making equity now correlate (instead of anti-correlate) with bonds. Bust cycles clear out unproductive firms leading to more efficient markets for the next Boom.This has been made VERBOTTEN and ILLEGAL.
THEY DO NOT ACCEPT OUR TERMSTOTAL MUMU DEATH
no agreement
NO AGREEMENTSCEASE FIRE IS NO LONGER ON TABLETERMS NOT ACCEPTEDBLOOD RED MONDAYFUUUUUCK YOU OIL FAGGOTSI HATE YOU OIL BAGGOTSFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUI WANT 8000 SP500 RIGHT FUCKING NOWFUCK YOU VANCE FUCK YOU NIGGER TRUMP FUCK YOUFUCK RED MONDAYI'M FUCKED
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1dKrPEmRPryJXvance is speaking
>No agreementLMAO
NO DEAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUY S M H PUTS!!!
>>62105334MARKET WILL BE GREEN AND GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT. THE MARKETS HAVE TURNED THE CORNER. THIS SHIT IS REALITY TV AND DOES NOT MATTER FOR CORPORATE EARNINGS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62105326because you're a tripfag babe
YEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBULLS BTFOOILGODS WIN
lmao the negotiations were a shitshow you can tell how frustrated Thiels Fleshlight is
>>62105334Mr Bobo getting closer!On his way since last October!
OIL-BARON CHADS WHERE WE AT????????????????
>>62105344FEELS GOOD TO HOLD XLE BABY
HE WALKED AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>62105341>20% Oil supply cut>35% Helium supply cutYes, it does not matter
>>62105341sources tell me the market is stableplease god
>>62105351MARKETS DONT CARE BRO. CALLS IN THE SPY AND QQQ. THATS WHAT WORKS, NOT YOUR COPIUM
Wait not even a round 2? Vance is just straight up leaving? LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAOWOAHXBUSIQHQHAHAHAHA
>HE THOUGHT THE RANK 1 TERRORIST NATION WAS GONNA CAVE WHEN THEY HAD ALL THE CARDSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THANK YOU JD VANCE I'M GONNA BE RICH
>>62105318>lesbian CEO at the helm but Ive seen no sign of thisPaul Singer bought a lot of stock and demanded an got the former CEO and Chairman ousted and demanded BP go back to polluting the environment and maximize shareholder value. They announced the lesbian to be CEO but then also stopped share buybacks and had some other issues with a refinery strike but I think they agreed to sell it. I figured with much higher oil prices BP could get its shit together with the extra money, but maybe CEO is too busy eating clams to make the necessary changes including firing all the people who wanted green energy.
>>62105357told you it wasn't over retard!!!!!
>>62105318>Didn't know rare lego was a thingI just found out about it myself. I guess Lego the company bought out a 3rd party marketplace akin to eBay but specifically for lego reselling. And some of the pieces, like the tan circle, only come from the blue spiny shell set. So for me to get 5 of those pieces, 5 blue spiny shell sets needed to be parted out and sold individually which is why the cost of that piece is so much. Kinda cool you can track the price of the item over time and see where your sale falls in to the fray. It's cool seeing an actual market play out that results in PHYSICAL DELIVERY of MATERIAL GOODS that were acquired through GENIUS & LABOR
YOU GUYS ARE ON SOME REAL COPIUM LMAO, KEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62105348>>62105349WHAT CAR YOU GONNA BUY?
did Vance even say thank you to Iran? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>62105354this nigger hold callsGET HIM
Despite everything, this is gonna be bullish.
>>62105164What makes you think so?
Mr Bobo on his way!Mumus must come out to play!Mr Bobo’s games aren’t fun!But there’s no time left to run!
>No dealKEK SPY BAGGIESOIL GOING TO MOON
No deal and Vance is going home. WAR is on again! Oil futures to rip!!!!
So pointless for Trump to beg for negotiations when he wasn't read to make concessions to Iran
>>62105236ty to this anon btw, just saw and replied. Read this post anons, seems like a great trade to grab Monday?
now that negotiations failed Trump will be forced to begin a second 60 day SMO that doesnt require congressional approval
>>62105369Trump will say something late sunday/early monday and nothing will happen. Trust the plan, anon
>>62105350This has to be some weird "playing hardball" bs, right? Lmao. I'm a bear but I have to assume they announce go back to negotiations by Monday morning at the latest
>>62105363are you fucking kidding mei'm not even a oil faggotVance sipped his fucking jug of boiled hotdog water, went on stage and said "yeah no agreements lol war is still on" and fucking walked off stageMonday is gonna dump, all we can hope for is a pitful pump on a trump tweet, and crab.
>>62105358Interesting, thanks for the heads up. probably still gonna print monday, I'll hold it for another week but will probably dump it before earnings call just in case.
>>62105164>No agreement made, per JD VanceYou were saying boss?
>>62105383THE MARKET LITERALLY DOES NOT CARE. OIL IS BACK TO LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE YESTERDAY KEK BAGGIE
>>62105376yea bro i'm sure you know better than the market. Just two little anons on 4chan sniffing out free money that the entirety of the market is just overlooking for no reason at all
>>62105374>Oil futures to rip!!!!What happens when you hold a /CL overnight or over the weekend? Asking for a fren
>>62105363KYS RAJESH. IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR YOU. OIL TO THE MOON.
imagine having Kamala Harris during president as this
>>62105394Kamala would have sucked off the entire Iranian delegation and got what she wanted
>>62105378Bullish for my shorts
Nice.
its so fucking over
>>62105391I'm phrasing it as a question for a reason, I haven't looked into it all but mergers do happen exactly like this. If it's a long ways out, and only speculative currently, it'd absolutely make sense it isn't trading at $35. I think it's a good trade because ZIM is gonna pop once the strait opens up, due to pent up demand and the way their company works where they essentially auction off their services to the highest bidder. If you think markets are perfectly efficient, you haven't been paying attention.
The dumbest war of all time
>>62105383>Vance sipped his fucking jug of boiled hotdog waterAPOLOGIZE YOU
>>62105361Nice. Sounds like a cool hobby.
I warned you. Why didn't you listen?
>>62105392>when you hold a /CLI dont know what that is. I am not smart enough for anything more than covered calls and cash backed puts.
>>62105403>>62105391So to be clear, it's kind of a double whammy trade right now, since it's probably gonna pop when the strait opens up, and has existing speculative pressure to drag it to $35 if the merger looks increasingly likely. If you weren't so retarded you'd understand trades like this can be worth investigating further.
>>62105403you were supposed to buy calls in january before the buyout offer lurk more
this doesn't even make senseso nothing happened?the war is back on?this fucking sucks
>>62105393I DONT THINK SO. THIS NIGGA GOT DELIVERY AND WOULD GLADLY SELL HIS PHYSICAL OIL FOR MUCH LESS I GUARANTEE YOU >>62105207
>>62105403babe, shipping rates are elevated because of the conflict, they'll come down after the strait reopens. and when you see arbitrage opportunities with fat spreads, it usually means there's more opportunity elsewhere with more risk and that markets are very depressed, or that the arbitrage risk is high. you do what you want, but i want to make sure you're reading this right first.
>>62105403>ZIM is gonna pop once the strait opens upWar is back on. Iran let US send to destroyers through the strait so now Iran can sink them there, so Trump and declare all out war against Iran. This shit show is just getting started.
>>62105381possibly. there's so much upside fuel that normally world events/macro just fucking fall in line to market postitioning. i really don't see how anybody is positioned for ATHs. but at the end of the day so long as the pool is closed there WILL be a massive liquidity crisis.>>62105376no - trust me, steer clear. so long as the region is tense israel will not let it go. i made good money on that buyout but not what i was expecting when i heard $35 lmao. didn't really get close. haven't been keeping up with it since i'm out but if there's a fall through that fucker is going well below $20. the odds of the deal happening have fallen sharply and it's being reflected.
>>62105400For you, nigger. I am going to party on Monday.
OK OIL IS KINDA GOINGU P NOW..... SHORTS GETTING BTFO LOL
>No dealYou know this basically guarantees the total economic chaos scenario right?
>>62105411>has existing speculative pressure to drag it to $35 if the merger looks increasingly likelyas you saynow lets watch it continue to not move toward 35 what could that possibly meanstraits closed nigger
we-we're just setting up for the mother of all taco tuesdays right guys???
>American-Iranian negotiations were suppose to last into Sunday>Vance and his american delegation are already on the plane and leaving>It was the "final offer"fuck you all fuck vance, fuck orange niggerfuck this entire administrationcosting me my weekend holdsalso fuck all you bears and oil faggots i hate you all
>>62105422FUTURES WILL OPEN FLAT TOMORROW NIGHT. A COUPLE OF DONALD PUMP TWEETS WILL FIX THIS. MARKET DOESNT CARE... UP AND TO THE RIGHT
Somehow Israel was responsible for the failed talks
>>62105409>I dont know what that isNigger it's the fucking ticker for OIL FUTURES.
>>62105412I blacklisted ZIM after getting burned awhile ago so it wasn't really on my radar until I needed to cope with the strait possibly opening soon. Fortunately it looks like that's not happening.>shipping rates are elevated because of the conflict, they'll come down after the strait reopens. and when you see arbitrage opportunities with fat spreads, it usually means there's more opportunity elsewhere with more risk and that markets are very depressed, or that the arbitrage risk is high. I'm aware, but ZIM is an Israeli company and earnings will look good the quarter they handle they handle the backpressured demand. So combined with the merge it's not a bad trade, imo, but everything I know about this trade is contained in the post I was replying too currently, which is why I asked the question.
>>62105428HEY FUCKASS. IF THE POOL IS CLOSED FOR MUCH LONGER THERE'S GOING TO BE A LIQUIDITY MELTDOWN.
>>62105431No shit there were two mobbed up jews leading the talks
>>62105426send /smg/ bears in, we could have made the deal
>>62105393Mr oil mumu, that’s not right at all!Oil will be down on Monday and stocks will be flat. All will be calm.Why aren’t you listening to me :( ?We are preparing for Mr. Bobos big party! Mr Bobo only holds a party like this once a century! Because you can only see Mr Bobo once you stop believing in markets Mr mumu! That’s when Mr Bobo shows up and we have a big BIG B I G party!We need time to prepare! No one still living remember the last one! But not much longer now!
>>62105343>tripfag>doesn't use a tripdumbass
>>62105422GOOD.
>>62105436KEK OIL BAGGIES ALREADY FELL 2% FROM 5 MINS AGO
Where are you nigger retards reading that Vance is walking? Everything says they'll continue tomorrow.
>>62105419>>62105418>no - trust me, steer clear. so long as the region is tense israel will not let it go.>War is back on.Yeah, I was looking at it as a position to grab if the deal tonight actually went through, since I'd be bleeding out of my ass from my puts. Thankfully that's no longer happening.>>62105424>straits closed niggerIf you could read, you'd understand I was only considering this position if this peace deal went through, or once I speculate it'll be opened up. I'm short SPY and long XLE right now, if the deal went through I was gonna look into it more. But thankfully it did not.
dubs confirm israel gets nuked
U.S. Intelligence Shows China Taking a More Active Role in Iran War>China is sending war material and manpads to Iranhttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/11/us/politics/china-iran-war-missiles-supplies.html
Literally nothing is going favorably for the markets.The markets will still be up on Monday.
>>62105441i hate anyone that isn't named anonymous and i dont respect the board enough to give a shityou're asking me to differentiate between big wide nose niggers and tall skinny running niggers
>>62105439man you are an annoying ass poster holy shit
Cocky mumus will PAY for their HUBRIS
>>62105448>manpadsis this bullish for KMB?
Estimate for SPY EOW? WTI?
>>62105432>Nigger it's the fucking ticker for OIL FUTURES.I dont trade oil futures. when I look at nigger oil futures on Yahoo I see pic
>>62105436doesnt matter. america will just short oil and LITERALLY print digital oil out of thin air. no questions asked
>>62105458Probably this modelhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QW_missile
>>62105446well look into it more nigger and you'll figure it out if you're not braindead (doubt)
We've gotta be looking at sub $630 at this point? Maybe the volume will finally come back.
>>62105439>me googling stock market manipulation in 2021
>>62105426BULLNIGGERS GOT THEIR SHIT PUSHED IN
>NO DEAL oil chads!
>>62105460100, 700
>>62105467make me babe
OIL WILL BE BELOW 90 SUNDAY NIGHT AND YOU RETARDS WILL BE LOSING YOUR MINDS AGAIN, MARKETS WILL BE GREEN AND WILL CONTINUE TO GO UP AND TO THE FUCKING RIGHT
Doesn't Turmp only have like TWO WEEKS to put a permanent period on the Iran question since even Congress isn't cucked enough to hang themselves with this shit war??? You'd think they'd throw Iran a bone to keep some sort of permanent ceasefire going til they get another do over
don't look at weekend oil computer
>>62105464>america will just short oilPlease give me a heads up so I can help absorb some of those short deltas to reduce your burden. Thanks.
>>62105475I'm bullish long term but you are delusional.Is this stage one of grief, denial?
>>62105475cope, the only reason it's up is because of endless lies, they'll stop working now as oil moons and the physical reality sets in
>>62105475>OIL WILL BE BELOW 90 SUNDAY NIGHT AND YOU RETARDS WILL BE LOSING YOUR MINDS
That fateful decision on Friday afternoon. After the crash I lost all hope and sold. But I thought, "this can't be over, not now" and bought back the same day.
>>62105480he's been buying 0dte calls since ~ march 30th
Is it possible to filter people that post in all caps?
OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>62105164So when will gas be back to the $2.75 it was before this insanity started? (It's $4.25 now.)
>>62105473oh i bet you'd like that if i forced you to against your will you kinky little bitch
>futures open tomorrow
>>62105480>>62105482>>62105484OK ITS TIME TO UNVEIL MY SECRET WEAPON TO PUSH MARKETS BACK UP. YOU ASKED FOR IT CRASH CANCELED
>>62105488Trump already said again today he doesn't care about the strait. I'm thinking some people have SDS (Strait Derangement Syndrome).
>>62105491
>>62105492FUCK
SCOTT BUSSY IS NOW CONFIRMED SHORTING OIL, SO EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE. MARKETS WILL GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62105488>OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>62105498this but unironically and without caps and for real for real
why did the talks fail?
Get your fucking reading glasses on btw I can tell this nigger is furiously tapping away on his phone as we speak
It's so fun being delusional euphoric on the weekend but I need to remind myself that Trump is gonna rug us by bullposting on Truth social
>>62105505Vance has an indian wife It's all Vance's fault
>>62105154Trump is going to hell
>>62105512>It's all Vance's faultNo it's all peter thiels fault for enabling this CHUD into prominence in the first place.
Oil is not even pumping a lot. I already told you here >>62105164You gotta trade the market that is in front of you. Don't try to be a smartass
>>62105505vance put his dick on the table (literally).
>>62105505I suspect it was never meant to succeed>>62105517Hey now, Im sure Thiel would have been happy with a deal where Iran gets everything it asked for, but has to buy a 99 year contract with Palantir (PLTR) to help Iran track down dissidents
>>62105521Oil isn't trading
>>62105517bet you ten bucks Trump's gonna tweet a novel about Vance's failure before monday
the JD AI gen memes are gonna be pretty sick
Is SPY $640 realistic for next week? I have some 4/17 put spreads that hit max payout at $638, bought them before we gigga mooned last week and didn't bother selling. I might sell at open on Monday before Trump can tug it back up. WWYD?
>>62105525anon...
>>62105512>It's all Vance's faultThere was never going to be a deal, it was just a farce so US and Israel could prepare for another sneak attack. Bibi will not let Trump stop, Bibi has too much dirt on Trump. Even Milania is panicking now.
yeah, it's overyou doomer oil faggots won, for now
by the way, if we're gonna hit circuit breakers on monday you would expect futures to be green and mumus to be engaging in MASSIVE gloatposting overnight
>>62105527I think he is going to back him up actually. Vance wouldnt torpedo the negotiations without Trumps okay first. Question is simple if this is a bluff or if its back to war
Strange developments. Looks like a temporary setback with strait getting cleared of mines, but we shall see. I don't even think the declared two weeks are over.Hopefully we'll get at least a couple of amusing Truth social media posts before this is concluded.
what are you fags up to this weekend
>>62105492Fuck me....
>>62105478synthetically fake and gay but compellinglike AI futa
>>62105544waiting for markets to open thinking bout taking a nap but then i'll be awake til 4 am
>NO DEAL
>>62105545THATS ALL FOLKS, CRASH OVER. YOU DIDNT THINK IT WAS GONNA BE THAT EASY DID YOU
>>62105487yes but probably not with 4chan native extensionit's always one guy though so can filter ID
NDX 25K IS THE UNBREAKABLE BOTTOM, BUY THERE FOR GENERATIONAL WEALTH
erm mumufags you told me to short oil wtf?!??!!!? im gonna lose my heckin funkopop collection and my car i habent even finished payments on FUCK THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PEACE DEAL I WAS GONNA MAKE IT WHY TF DID YOU TELL ME TO SHORT OIL AAAA
I full ported my entire poorfag portfolio into USO calls after the ceasefire because I knew it wouldn't last. Might have 100 grand next week when this goes deep ITM. Easiest play ever.
>>62105532Bearanon, please be careful! Be patient, Mr bobo is almost here, and once he gets here he’s going to stay for a very long time!Mr Bobo isn’t coming because the straight is closed! You know they will pump it away, as they did in April and in October and last week! He’s coming because>Longterm >And >Lasting >Damage >To >Confidence >In >Markets
>>62105544>what are you fags up to this weekend
>>62105562YOU ARENT GONNA HAVE SHIT. OIL IS COMING BACK DOWN BY TOMORROW NIGHT
>>62105494>SDS (Strait Derangement Syndrome)kek
>he didn't close his oil long because he got trapped and was hoping it would go back up so he could flip it
>>62105566You're coping hard. Why would it go down? War's back on.
Hey mumu, I know you're hoping for a little short covering once we hit limit down tomorrow night. Got some bad news for you...
>>62105562I'll be honest I was kinda worried that there would be a deal that would retard the oil pump until a few months later. I'm glad I bet on the US being retards lmaoI might become a millionaire if all goes well. Enjoy the ride anons, and thanks for holding USO calls
>>62105564pack it up boys literally the entire wageslave class is gonna stop the 401k contributions with free match and go back into CDs it's literally never been more over
>>62105569kek save some from me anon I wanna roleplay the baron
>>62105572Good job. How long are you going to wait to sell your USO options? Just ride it out until near expiry or sell when you still have some theta left?
>>62105557>4chan extensionShame the thing breaks whenever I dont need verification lol
>>62105570I LITERALLY HAVE PUTS ON THE MARKET RETARD. IT CANT POSSIBLY GO DOWN, AND OIL WILL DUMP
w-what if the Iranians accept the final offer?
>>62105557if you use the violentmonkey extension in your browser you can just ask AI to vibecode you a snippet that will block/hide all caps 4chan postspros: workscons: requires code and other confusing script kiddie yuckiness, might turn you trans
>BREAKING: IRAN ACCEPTS US FINAL OFFER UNCONDITIONALLY AND SURRENDERS TO ISRAEL
>>62105505Vance didn't say thank you or have the cards
>>62105584he's saying this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTbYuIKibk4
>>62105576Probably way before expiry (Jun18) if it pumps well, I'm expecting the shock in mid-may and if WTI pumps to 200 USO should be around 280 and make me a millionaire
HELLOI AM UNDER THE WATERPLEASE HELP MEE
>air force 2 has taken off from Pakistanuhhh bros?
>>62105592Very nice, how big was your long position on Friday?
OH NO SHIT WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHTWHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT HAVING A NUKE AFTER THIS FIASCO WAS ONE OF IRAN'S MAIN GOALSWHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THE US DOESN'T WANT MORE NUKES, AND THERE WAS NEVER GONNA BE A PEACE DEALWHO COULDVE KNOWN???
>>62105594Dude, just swim upwards and pop your head above the water.
>>62105595just another insider trading event, nothing to worry about :)
my bull cope: this is a misdirection. a deal has been made, but it was unsavory enough that a sweetener had to be thrown in for the chosen people. they have gotten their headlines, and are now running the scam, but before the opening bell rings on monday iran will have a change of heart before another bomb drops.
>>62105595Just playing VERY hard ball. Trust the plan
>>62105595on his way to deliver the news to SPY baggies
>>62105596It was over 100k at the start of this week, dropped to 35k at the lowest and I'm sitting at 40 now, a bit below my average price. I was really lucky and almost bought the bottom
IM GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER. I EXPECT OIL DOWN 5% WHEN I GET BACK AND WEEKEND FUTES BACK TO UNCHD
>>62105562I know it’s a buzzkill but don’t forget to set aside some for the taxman..I’m nearly full port short SPY right now so hoping for -5% week.
>>62105594you see any mines down there?
>>62105562Did a similar thing during the covid when prices went negative, picrel was the end result.
>>62105550at what time do they open?
>>62105623Sunday afternoon, can't remember what time exactly. I think it's around 4-6pm EST
>>62105573Perhaps you are to young to remember little zoomymooo, but int he late 80s there was an empire called the soviet union.They hand guns and bombs and ships and tanks and even really really really big bombs!They had millions and millions of soldiers too!And then on day poof! All gone! Simply fell apart.Why Mr. Mumu? Belief!Because of belief Mr. Mumu!Belief is the only thing that matters. It is what makes TSLA worth 4000x Earnings and Ford at 8x.Without belief, the strongest most tightly controlled systems in the world can fall apart over night! A lack of faith in markets is both the necessary and sufficient condition for a depression.Soon you will believe in Mr. Bobo too anon, because he believes in you :)
>>62105623>>62105624Oh for NYSE in general I think pre-hours opens Monday midnight EST. Oil futures open slightly earlier
>>62105623no idea i rely on smg anons to give me a count down sometime sunday afternoon>>62105625k
6pm eastern fuckasses
jesuschrist anon, how are you not gonna sleep until market opening lol. get some rest, bro
>>62105627I want you to remember what I've said Mr. Mumu, as I want you all ITT to remember.Because when you stop believe in the market, you'll finally be able to see Mr. Bobo!When that happens in the coming weeks, I want you all to say:>I CAN SEE HIM! I CAN FINALLY SEE MR. BOBO!That's Mr. Bobos game! If you see him before everyone else, you win!
>tfw i have no idea how to options trade to take advantage of this shit
Well no agreement was reached, and oil price on hyperliquid is ripping right now. Don't know what's happen on monday but all these big pumps were thanks to hopes on this negotiation producing at least something. Probably will still see a 9am truth social post to try and lessen the blow but I don't know.
>>62105619jesus nice job, wish I had capital around that time
>>62105634just learn bro
>>62105608so excited for this gal to get liquidated
market will go up just to spite bobos.
>>62105562Look at this nigga counting unhatched chickens
MISTER JEROMEPLEASE SAVE USGET TO THE TALKSWE NEED YOU
>>62105243Did KMB have insurance?
>>62105634Options trading is gambling. Don't do it.
>>62105291Corporate balance sheets not only go to zero, they can go negative. IP can expire (patents in 20 years) or become worthless (there used to be a popular diet chewing gum called Ayds). Even hard assets like machinery can become obsolete or break down and have only scrap value. Suppose the corporation's only asset is a piece of software that ends up not working. What are the corporate assets then? So the value of an equity CAN go to zero.
>>62105645He cant save you now little anon
>>62105650if you win it's called good investing
NEW>>62105647>>62105647>>62105647
>>62105299Funny that the predecessor of BP really started the problems in Iran back in 1953.
still a lil bit of life left in this one
>>62105557I figured it out, I just asked gemini to make the filter>filter IDI'm doing that, but its annoying to have to do it every thread. Filtering 2 ids in the last thread filtered over 100 posts
Oil baggies will be in for a rude awakening come Sunday night when it gets shit on by that sloppy bussy.
>>62105524>but has to buy a 99 year contract with Palantir (PLTR) to help Iran track down dissidentsAs a newly fomented PLTR bagholder, I too would welcome this
>>62105564>>Longterm>>And>>Lasting>>Damage>>To>>Confidence>>In>>MarketsI can help with that... For a hefty fee... Now I'm going to open up some positions tomorrow night (I'm not telling you what) and YOU WILL make them print and I WILL make YouTube vids selling guru trading programs to goyim.
>>62105573>the entire wageslave class is gonna stop the 401k contributionsIf they are wageslave class before and after 401k contributions then what was the point of the 401k? Just a carrot on a stick with you on the hamster wheel?
