jet fuel edish>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62106852
first for Magyar Péter
Trade blockages are good actually. Our oil is being sold all over. Trust the plan.
>>62107335
>>62107343>I want that treaty SIGNED
Two (2) more weeks.
>>62107339This tripfag is gay btw, act accordingly when you read his posts
We should rename the strait of whore mumu’s to the strait of chad bobos
>>62107343it will be interesting to see if the EU or Asia do anything. EU will probably just sit there and suffer under record energy prices lol.
>>62107352He’s just a namefag
>>62107346you just know... I wish a woman would look at me like that
>>62107356>EUThey'll draft (but not send) a sternly-worded letter in 8 months
>>62107356EU only exists to serve US IRL and post uppity posts about US on the Internet
>>62107359you either got it or ya don't
>>62107359i thought the "orban will lose" shit was just a bunch of coping shills but this magyar guy is handsome, so he's gonna win.
BRENT OIL up 10% since JD Vance press conference
>>62107361haha.... its too true.
Quality ladyboy porn, oil skyrocketing, life's good.
>>62107356China is going to shit-test Trump on this, and drive a CCP boat through it. Trump will obviously TACO
>>62107356EU doesnt get screwed enough to really give that much of a shit. Only around 7% of the fuel supply for the EU comes from the Gulf. The blockade is lethal for Asia tho.
>>62107356im pretty sure its been 4 years for Putin effing with their energy prices btw. UK has still dont nothing lol.
>>62107362True, but they may finally rebelMacron getting back French gold is a first step
>the Pope AND Alex Jones think Trump is a demoncan they both be wrong??
>>62107370Yeah how is this blockade going to work? Is he really going to blow up a Chinese ship?
The ships in the straight are packed in>ASS TO>ASS
>enlists a bunch of landlocked 3rd world countries to help blockading the straitWhat's the plan here? Does he get Bolivian shamans on board a Zimbabwean canoe to do voodoo shit?
>>62107370the US and China want the strait open obviously. everyone but Iran does.
>>62107378Literally how are they still sitting there inside the hormussy. It's been over a month what are they eating
>>62107381Trump is collapsing the middle-east oil/LNG market so people buy from him. He doesn't want the Strait open
>>62107371>As of March 2026, Qatari liquefied natural gas (LNG) is a critical component of Europe's energy mix, supplying roughly 9–14% of its LNG importsits probably more LNG. time will tell if Europe tries to do anything or if they just sit there and pay.
>>62107381It was already open for China though, only now is US going to close it. Allegedly
>>62107335>17:00 CEST>record 74.23% turnoutyeah Orban is fucked LMAO, VANCE IS A DUMB NIGGY NIGGER
>>62107389have your parents explain this to you.
what if israelis are just leftover pure neanderthal trying to genocide homo sapiens and anti semitism is really just homo sapien survival? I mean beebee does have some neanderthal phenotype traits and neanderthals really really hated homo sapiens.
>>62107391oil is a global market. -100 ships a day off the regular is why prices are higher around the world.
>>62107397explain what? America has dominant supplies now with Venezuala
>>62107365lesson taken from this: just be tall and piss your pants
> futures
>>62107375Why are Catholics such faggots?"Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”t. based protestant
>>62107371Arbitrage
>>62107365Why did he pissed his pants? Afraid of foids?
>>62107404Venezuela is less than 1% of February 2026 global oil production. Even if Venezuelan production suddenly returned to its historical peak, it would only be 3.5%
>>62107390Here's the full breakdown:https://www.consilium.europa.eu/en/infographics/where-does-the-eu-s-gas-come-from/>Norway: 30.9% – 89.3 bcm>United States: 26.2% – 75.6 bcm>North Africa: 12.7% – 36.7 bcm>Russia: 12.5% – 36.0 bcm>United Kingdom: 4.4% – 12.8 bcm>Azerbaijan: 3.9% – 11.3 bcm>Qatar: 3.7% – 10.6 bcm>Others: 5.7% – 16.4 bcm the good thing about LNG is that reserves are pretty large and were entering spring to theres plenty of time for the situation to resolve itself before peak demand
>>62107385A month is nothing. In the past they had ships stuck for 8 years in the suez canal.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Fleet
>>62107404>explain what? America has dominant supplies now with VenezualaThats not how oil works. Whys WTI so high? Because theyre all buying from us oil companies. thats good for us oil companies but that doesnt help prices of gas or consumers.
this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded
>>62107407>"You know, Mike Johnson is a very religious person," Trump added. "He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch in the Oval >"I don't know about me, so I hang around him because I feel unprotected a little bit," he said, chuckling.Knowing this first of all, that scoffers will come in the last days with scoffing, following their own sinful desires.>t. fellow prot
>>62107375Don't know about Pope but Alex Jones must be on to something
Glad I closed my SPY 690 call on Friday because of chatgpt. Gonna be listening to AI for trading advice from now on
Feels like there is no way this blockade goes through, but this is bad either way because things aren´t de-escalating.
Am I the only one that lurks these threads that doesn't day trade? My entire 200k portfolio is in ETFs and mutual funds. The market going up or down doesn't matter since I won't start taking dividends for 5-10 years when I have 500 to 700k (I invest almost my entire paycheck)
>>62107419seems like he is
>>62107402This only affects the US because trump hasnt limited gas exports yet.Personally I think if oil hits average $5 from around $4 currently, that will be on the table.
>>62107436Smartest anon in this thread.
>>62107419You better believe it, spybaggie.
I prefer light hearted and silly happenings
>bro we got venezuala now!niggas really think you can just pop up multibillion-dollar infrastructure in a matter of weeks while there's no financial security in place for investors huh?
>>62107436Many dont day trade here. Plenty just want to talk finance and stuff.
>>62107436I don’t day trade at all. I buy options for fun a few times a year. When I’m in the market, I’m 90% ETF, 10% stocks I personally like.
>>62107441You'd be more likely to see the EU put in a price cap for oil buys on the continent than you'd see the USA ban exports. It would still have the same effect and cause shortages in the EU, but critical industries wouldn't be as impacted since Europoors don't have free will so they could force oil rationing on the consumer side much more easier.
>>62107448>>62107451It's R*ddit copypasta.
>>62107436I don't trade, I just come here the economic happenings
>SAUDI ARABIA SUMMONS IRAQI AMBASSADOR OVER 'THREATS TARGETING KINGDOM VIA DRONES LAUNCHED FROM IRAQI TERRITORY' - SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTRDo they still do beheadings in Saudi Arabia?
i blame gamergate
>>62107436I packed my bags years ago and I just watch them go up and down every day. At best I'll sell 5% of a bag if I'm bearish and buy 5% if bullish, and even that only happens like twice a year
>>62107465>video game journalism I can’t believe something so retarded and so irrelevant started all this
Orban will winSorry yurosissies
>>62107459Pretty sure they switched to just sending 5 dudes over to your hotel room with Ali Baba swords and a giant garbage bag to carry you out.
any plan trusters here?
So /biz/, which stocks will you buy on the Monday dip?
Is everyone having a good time?
>>62107436I don't trade at all, I just have fun watching the bullshit market. Especially now that it's so openly corrupt.
KEK BAGGIES
Copium?
got daym boymichigan sentiment survey
>>62107473>BuyCan't buy if the circuit breaker is tripped.
>>62107454Their gas prices doubled despite rationing. You can’t fucking ration harder. Like not sure what their game plan is here doing absolutely nothing but wagging their finger at trump.They don’t have nuclear, gas, and lets not forget they thought wind and solar was gonna save them. EU as a whole has little wind and sunlight to utilize and they wasted billions on that.Also they pissed off trump for not letting the US use their bases at least so I feel like gas export limits are likely on the table for EU if nothing changes.
>>62107473I'll just buy qqqi. I want to get my monthly dividends up to $500 a month before I start shifting my portfolio to growth.
>>62107479wrong because their goal was to buy cheap puts since the vix has been stupid high for a month and a half and then rug this piece of shit market
>>62107471Right here, brother
>>62107483Does anyone actually not think we're entering a recession worse than 2008 than year
>>62107474no
>>62107483>university of michigan's goyim sentiment index is down Great time to buy.>>62107485>Their gas prices doubled despite rationing. You can’t fucking ration harder. They can ration much harder. With the amount of surveillance and data available now, it'd be trivially easy to allow only a few liters per car on certain days. We'll see if Europe gets to that point or not.
>>62107494It will be fine. So far it's only affecting the real world and not some financial magic trickery.
>>62107483>tfw the 2020s are so bad that you're starting to have nostalgia for the 2010s
>>621074792nd order derived copium Mr. MumuCopium for copium.The markets are being manipulated directly by circular trading and price fixing.This is a bargaining copium in an attempt to believe market forces are still at play with an ex-post-POMPto rationalization.They aren't!
I'm tired of jewish nonsense boss.
>>62107500Can't wait for Monday XOMGOD.
What the plan here for trump, is he really trying to exhaust american oil deposists before the one's in the middle east
So....What happened, what will be affected Monday immediately at open, etc etc
>>62107494We're already in a depression, it's just a matter of how great it's going to be
>>62107510Without a TACO and a rationa, forward looking market: oil up, stonks down.In reality: any other combination.
>>62107510correlation goes to 1, everything sells 5%
>>62107500Nigger I know over 99% of them cucked on the vaccines but I’m pretty sure any normalfag would riot if they don’t get to enjoy modern day shit like fucking basic electricity. They would be stupid to ration harder. That’s why I said gas export limits may be on the table.>>62107509Idk maybe he’s trying to force desperate EU gas companies to speedrun venezuela investment despite getting screwed over many times by the government there.Again I feel like gas export limits are on the table.
Am I gonna get some delicious tech dips tomorrow? I need to feast!
>bobos trapped>mumus trappedthanks for playing enjoy your broken leg
>>62107436have a seven figure dividend focused portfolio, i just come here for entertainment and to gauge sentiment. I've found that /smg/ gets annoyingly political and retarded at market bottoms, and I've actually used it a few times now to time my buys.
OILGODS, I'm going for a bike ride.
It's not a question of the stocks crashing, it's a question of will the circuit breaker trip.
Gold will go to 4.2k tonight. Not sure what spy will do. Probably erase last few days of gains. Tech getting btfo. The annoying thing with Trump is that you never know when he 360 and market rockets again. I don't want to buy tomorrow i want to see how things plays out.
This is the kind of guy who shorted oil
>>62107542>L’ABUSO>LA BUSSY>LA BESSENT>Shorting oilChecks out.
>>62107542Why do you simp for muslims so much?
>>62107552Why do you simp for kikes?
less than 24 hours before the /ptg/trannies and /pig/shitters descend back into the general to celebrate the market manipulation and green monday
>>62107540i had 0dte GLD puts friday i lost 40% on. immediately dumps after close which was just super duper
>>62107557Because they are based
>>62107558If Monday is green and Trump TACO's again i might just have a meltdown. I can't understand how the fuck the markets still play along with Dumpf's bullshit but this has gotten beyond ridiculous
Would you still invest in ETF's in this case?In Ireland there is a deemed disposal on ETF's, so every 8 years from first purchase of ETF, you have to pay 38% on unrealised gains. so like from year 8 onwards, you're basically paying taxes every year. Can't offset lossesOr invest in individual stocks thats taxed at 33% on realised gains. and you get 1270 Euro tax free every year.Don't really have time to be researching this stuff all the time and keeping up with the news.Would you just accept the deemed disposal thing and go for ETFs anyways?
>>62107570Because the war is over, chuddus
Why should we feel bad that israel treats muslims who constantly commit terrorist attacks inside israel and martyring themselves poorly. Do you expect us to have forgotten about all the attack muslims have committed against europeans over just the last couple decades It's not like these poor muslims don't dance in the street when jews die or try to strive for some sort of lasting peace, no they make constitutions and flags promoting war and extermination of jews and israel, this is like the most basic eye for an eye shit, but you want us to be sympatheticIs it all the cousin fucking and inbreeding muslims do that blinds them to this reality, supposedly jews are the inbred ones, but im not so sure
Ratings:>NBC: Up 15%>CBS: Up 6%>ABC: Up 1%>CNN: Up 52%>MS NOW: Up 18%>Fox News: Down -20% Is it worth shorting FOX?If they're down 20% during a war, isn't that super bearish?How much of their revenue comes from news?It dumped 3% in a day but can it go lower?
Let’s hope Hungary does the right thing so they can send money to Ukraine to fight the ruZZians
>>62107594Looks like there was a pretty big correction in January but it was at 30$ in 2024, so basically -50% seems easy enough. Movie biz is fucked by AI as well, so I think maybe a good play?
>>62107594CNN is so shit and promotes the far left and far right dynamic too fucking much, this should scare the shit out of everyone, CNN should die for the betterment of mankind not see a fucking resurgence, this makes me ill i want to fucking barf
WE STILL HAVE TIME THE CEASEFIRE ENDS APRIL 22
>>62107436I have about 60% in indexslop, mostly because of some stuff that ballooned recently. Maybe I should reduce my individual stocks to 10-15%
OIL TOP IS INMARKET BOTTOM IS INFUTURES WILL RESUME UP AND TO THE RIGHTOIL WILL RESUME DOWN AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62107473SPX put spreads
>>62107485>They don't have nuclearIs this the average knowledge and intellect of the average /smg/ poster? Fucking grim.Learning from the 70's, the EU energy balance is fairly diversified, if anything.
>>62107607I agree, sad that that new investor/CEO guy couldn't save them.However I also want to make money, and FOX had been trending down for a while even at 30$If they can't are hemorrhaging viewers during a war, which is what (R) viewers love, then its insanely bearish unless I am missing something.Long-term AI poses huge risk to movies and media generally as well.All 20th Century makes is high production value CGI slop, so they have basically no moat against AI if it can make similarly good looking special effects stuff from content creators.
>>62107585>Why should we feel bad that israel treats muslims who constantly commit terrorist attacks inside israel and martyring themselves poorly. Do you expect us to have forgotten about all the attack muslims have committed against europeans over just the last couple decades>It's not like these poor muslims don't dance in the street when jews die or try to strive for some sort of lasting peace, no they make constitutions and flags promoting war and extermination of jews and israel, this is like the most basic eye for an eye shit, but you want us to be sympathetic>Is it all the cousin fucking and inbreeding muslims do that blinds them to this reality, supposedly jews are the inbred ones, but im not so sure>t. Sabrina Carpenter
>IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS SAY MILITARY VESSELS APPROACHING STRAIT OF HORMUZ WILL BE CONSIDERED A CEASEFIRE BREACH AND WILL BE DEALT WITH STRONGLYcan't wait for futas opening
>>62107576>Would you still invest in ETF's in this case?What happened to all of Ireland's tax benefits for companies to put their HQ there? From your info seems like the best option is to go with stocks. Just look at the ETF holdings and you can invest in the same stocks and create your own 'ETF' consisting of the same stocks to get the same performance and reduce risk. You are going to need to pay higher taxes to pay for all the africans you imported that don't work.
silly bobos we still got 10 days of ceasefire left. Since I don’t deal with the real world like the rest of you goyim, I’ll give you the script. First deals don’t work out, next there will be signs of rising tensions and escalations maybe even some attacks and then on the last day of the ceasefire a deal will be struck and it will all end. It all ends April 22
>>6210743680% in equities etfs and 20% in stocks of companies I believe in. I'm still young (30) so I haven't looked into investing in bonds or safe haven assets like precious metals. Been occasionally buying options but I'll be switching to a low risk wheel options strategy to generate income.
>>62107618Fox's viewership demographics keeps aging into the grave and even they can't put a positive spin on this catastrophe, at least not till there are boots on the ground and then can embed reporters, since everything is being done from the air, plus everyone still remembers because it was burned laser etched style onto their brains how disastrous gas prices rising was for biden and wondering why the same criticism isn't being levied towards trump since he directly caused it and are just tuning out the new completely hoping it just goes away, the right hates accepting responsibility so my guess would be their just tuning out completely to ignore all the L's they are taking waiting to unbury their heads in the sand waiting for some W's to come rolling in
>>62107634>but I'll be switching to a low risk wheel options strategy to generate income.Who wants to tell him?
>>62107629>What happened to all of Ireland's tax benefits for companies to put their HQ there?Yeah the country is good for companies to setup here but you're fucked as a retail investor.Yeah a lot of taxable events to try and re-balance shit constantly. There's no winning really and if I was to go that route, probably would have to end up keep an eye at the stocks constantly. Guess I'll just have to set aside time for that.Everything is taxed to shit here, gotta love it
>>62107626
>>62107576Wow, that tax scheme sounds like they really don't want normal people to build up wealth.
wouldnt be suprised if we just crab tomorrow because everyone has gotten so used to getting tacod
>>62107615Little late for that, no? I need to decide whether to sell mine at open or to hold.
>>62107605What a centrist chad look.Just standing calmly next to the clown ads your opponent makes of you, let their hysterics embarrass themselves.The only people who threw money at a gold toilets was whoever paid money to put one on a billboard.Kek, it gives the same aura as mocking baggies.
>>62107641Who's been destabilizing the middle east for the last 80 years and creating the rapefugees?
Imagine getting shaken out by the weakest FUD in a lifetime. Why don’t you buy NRGU?
>>62107657russian jews
>takes your money
>>62107371Bro more than 30% of german natural gas imports stem from american LNG. We are absolutely getting fucked and will become more and more reliant on the US if Europe doesn't start to decouple.
>>62107600What a plot twist.
BEARS KEEP WINNING
Results coming in already. Orban is winning lmao
>>62107631Blame the Muslims or Blame the Jews!Your spine and guts Bo Bo still chews!
>>62107436I definitely don't day trade, but around 70% of my portfolio is in different stocks that I like. Maybe I should invest in ETFs more but I just find them too boring
He's threatening to starve iran to death with his naval blockade
>>62107377>Release a navel drone>Blame Iran's mineProblem?
>>62107663kekhttps://youtu.be/YBDc1UZkee4?si=xKl_ZemLZOAi6hYj
>>62107639Hundreds of billions of dollars of tax payer money are spent on 'homeless' and 'immigrants' but the money is funneled into 'charities' and 'non profits' where the owners are getting fucking rich. As fucked up as it is might as well join the game and get some money. Look into setting up your non-profit (or whatever they call it in Ireland) and figure out how to get on the gravey train before it ends.https://www.ireland.ie/en/irish-diaspora/emigrant-support-programme/
Tomorrow morning right at open Trump is going to say "just kidding. I'm not blockading shit" and the market will go into full euphoria despite the fact that absolutely nothing has changed.If you can't see this then you are lost.
>we are gonna block the strait ourselvesI still cant belive this admin is real
>>62107652I have a position open. Just not longing this market is all. I'll probably take profits if its down Monday. I also bought put spreads for TSLA and PLTR.
>the goyim shorted oil
Not so fast donald.
So wait, the IRGC is letting ships through, but now the US is blocking it? Is this a joke?
>>62107680He's already mentioned blocking the strait some time ago, so it shouldn't come as that much of a surprise.
>>62107681I'm just gonna keep buying put spreads when the market pumps off retard tacos
>>62107692it's modern day comedy, it's why stand up is dead and they have to rely so much on crowd work
>>62107692Trust in Trumphttps://youtu.be/7P3_Rw2bsvQ?si=b5XEbkaR1NrISuuI
>>62107692we have come full circle!!
>>62107692Midterms cant come soon enough.
>>62107692>y-you cant fire me! I quit!
>>62107692Maybe Trump should try telling them he doesn't want the uranium anymore.
>>62107700Big beautiful bill covers it all baby
>>62107649The fuck that even mean?
>>62107407it is though babe. part of why i want out of here. it's hurting me. it's doing the same to you but you just don't see it. good morning, good afternoon.
>>62107702I think at some point he will just leave the iranians with their israeli friends alone
>>62107690>its open! its open! you dont need to send battle ships.lol
>>62107677I have witnessed this numerical occurrence
>>62107710Israel has Trump by the balls for some reason. Aint gonna happen unless Israel wants it.
>>62107692lets dispel the notion that donald trump doesnt know what hes doing. he knows exactly what hes doing.https://youtu.be/_sfS1sytbps?t=5176
>>62107690>IRGC says it's open to the harmless passage of civilian vesselsThat was fast.
>>62107628>CEASEFIRE BREACHThese retards still think there's a ceasefire when the talks completely collapsed? How many times are they going to fall for fake peace talks
>>62107720Just because he has a plan doesn't mean it's a good plan
>>62107436>I invest almost my entire paycheckHow to investormaxx?
>>62107695Yeah the VIX seemed so low on Friday compared to the potential actual volatility. Made more sense to buy premium than sell it.
>>62107692
>>62107720You guys still think boots.Boots are off the table.
>>62107692My guess is that Trump wants permenant control of the straight.
>>62107720I am 100% convinced he is just stupid. Jiang is a good analyst, but sometimes he goes too much into schizo-land.
>>62107690>>62107692The real question, is do civilian vessels still have to pay Iran?
>>62107638Already got $300 usd last month from selling csp's on RKLB tho. Don't care if I get assigned either way.
>>62107692He’s blocking everyone and that includes iran’s allies, it’s not that complicated.
>>62107737if only you knew...
>>62107747Iran just gets to play with the strait for a bit, when the hormussy is ready to settle down, it'll be America to wife it up.
>>62107322Not me heckin' £75 round trip 3 day mini break to Turkey!Oh the humanity.
>>62107750They are obviously just lying because they know the western media will say the strait would be open if not for Trump.
if you go to NYC you can trade OTC 24/7.
Nobody knows how blocking the strait really helps
>>62107757is this scene real? I refuse to believe a human wrote that
>>62107737Then why do they keep surging manpower to the region
>>62107764It would be insane if he TACOed on that before open
>>62107764It’s going to raise prices for ching chongers
>>62107765jews, wrote it as a humiliation ritual
>>62107764Stops Iran from being able to sell its oil.
>>62107706Babe would never make such an insanely retarded post, you fucking moron. If you think babe is that dumb then you have shit taste and should kys.
>>62107771So? Iran entered this war assuming they wouldnt get a single oil sale off. So whats Trump going to do? sit on the strait for a year or two and wait for Iranian currency to collapse further?
>>62107774No money is better than some money. Wouldn't be surprised if we are just prepping to take some islands in the gulf or strait though.
>>62107765
>>62107777>take some islands in the gulf or strait though.To do what with though? Its not that the US cant do this, its that why would it need to do this? It doesnt move anything.
>>62107777Look at those digits
>>62107781To take control of the strait long term.
the uk and france are putting together a naval coalition to demonstrate a freedom of navigation action through trump's blockade
>>62107778this makes me sick to my stomach. actually getting angry reading that shit.
>>62107781I guess the US wants control of the straight forever.
OIL status?
>>62107774>Iran entered this war assuming they wouldnt get a single oil sale offNo they didn't you fucking retard the fact that we haven't started blowing up their gay island / tankers is the only reason they still exist. If we cut off that source of revenue for them a full blown chimp out is their only option.
>>62107790it's about to go up
>>62107793They aren't buying anything with that money.What use is cash when you can't use it because america blows up all shipments?When trump is done accumulating oil then he'll restart the war and continue it.
>>62107764It ends the one-sided nature of the blockade and cuts off Iran's exports, that puts pressure on its currency and is likely to cause monetary inflation
>>62107322Total normalfag DEATH
Bullish?
>>62107793Theyre funding their gov with sales from last year likely. If you enter a war you dont expect to be able to casually sell your oil. The fact that its been this long is bonus money for them. >>62107789>>62107785I guess but not sure how or where you build a base when the bases currently even further away from iran got hammered and evac'd out. How do you defend a base even closer to them?
>>62107790rape
>>62107811plus the Iranian rial isn't worth dogshit, combined with all the sanctions I doubt Iran was that reliant on foreign income
>>62107436I don't day trade......anymore
>>62107811>Where and how you build a base and defend itI don't know either anon.
>>62107816because you already made enough money, right? right?
>>62107683Jews are short oil in this conflict thoughbeit
OIL TOP IS IN MARKET BOTTOM IS INBOBOS GONNA GET REKT AGAIN TONIGHT
>>62107785>>>/fit/77189330my latest fitness progress. it's a week old now, i've gotten even stronger. i'm excited for intc earnings, getting rich with that company was always plan a for me and it's beginning to play out. you know i love you and i'm thinking about you.
>>62107811I would imagine they would be heavily defended by the navy. They tried their best to hit the carriers and failed each time.
Extremely bullish?
>>62107831Is that real?
>>62107824the navy doesn't dare go within 1000 miles of the coast
>>62107790Cognitively dissonanced
>>62107821>doesnt apply clown world filterwe going green on all channels bro
>>62107831if oil doesn't gap to 100 then the market simply is not effecient or forward looking.
I want oil to spike and tech be buried. Is it too much to ask?
Interesting developments if Iran claims that the strait is currently open. I guess that may not be permanent and the assumption was that Iran would've wanted to toll and control the strait long-term, which USA wouldn't want. I think now that it's pretty clear that Israel won't end this until Iran gives away its enriched uranium as strait of Hormuz being opened seems like a very plausible part of negotiations. Now I'd assume that the goal is to take away the uranium somehow, which may prove very difficult, so USA may just want to take control of the strait now and deal with getting the enriched Uranium later on as it'd probably remove much of the urgency.Either way I think that oil getting through Hormussy is still very likely to happen within a couple of weeks, though the conflict self may take much longer to resolve. Maybe, just guessing, would make sense to me.
slow and steady progress
>>62107819.....no
>>62107846SaaS has been in a death spiral for a year.
>>62107840>oh, i hope no one rapes me again when i walk the>PACIFIC COAST TRAIL ALONE ON TUESDAY AT 1230 AM IN THE LITTLE SHED AT 33'24'98 12'23'99
Why is everyone assuning Iran dropped the toll? Are you just hallucinating? The strait has always been open for countries Iran approves of, if they pay the 2 million $ toll
>>62107848This is going to make Bernie Sanders cry
>>62107848RUMBLE ON
>all those bobos assuming it will crashThe market is no longer trading in the real world. Epstein was right. Nothing matters, other than betting, shorting and all this kike stuff.
Bros.. is this it?
>>62107855Bernie should pass a law banning anyone in VT from using Google, Meta, Amazon, Microsoft, OpenAI, Anthropic, etc lol
uh oh bros... I'm actually in EUROPE
have you heard of "what three words"?every location can be easily found with 3 words.its such a great system but has 0 use in todays world.thank you for your attention on this matter.https://what3words.com/limo.reserve.skews
>>62107862what three words you at?
>>62107848>relentless demand>HALF OF ALL AI DATA CENRER PROJECTS CANCELLED
jerome pleasesummon the tacowe need itthank u mister jerome
>>62107862How did you buy 2000 oil barrels?
>>62107860there is no more music, just clown honks
>>62107875That's what an oil futures contract is
>>62107806>>62107692there must be some kind of seriously compromising blackmail in CCP's hands or they wouldn't be behaving like this
kek tek bakkies
>>62107831>no more carrot, only stick now
>>62107885gotta be aliens running the show and they love humiliation rituals as much as the jews or the jews are the aliensthis kind of global destruction can't just be about fucking babies on camera
>>62107848>going to school to become a journalist and save le world, going $200k into debt, and then becoming a hack for hire literally writing lies to make the average wagie lose their life savings to make the salary of a McDonalds regional managerNo matter what kind of faggot you are, or tranny, or kissless handholdless incel chud, or how brown, no matter how much money you lost in the market or have beclowned yourself, it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to be more pathetic than the average journo.
>>62107846Doomer fags get the rope. Imagine not making barrels full of money because you hate tech.
YOU GUYS ARE GETTING SLUGGISH. KEEP UP WITH THE LATEST NEWS ITS REALLY IMPORTANT!!!>If Trump acts against Strait of Hormuz, he'll lose Bab El-Mandeb Strait - Press TV citing Iran Report.
>>62107806I remember about 4 years ago I talked to one of the managers of the largest Chinese equities fund in the West and he was talking about how he expected it to take 30 years for the Yuan to overtake the dollar as the global reserve currency. Just absolutely amazing how much our politicians have fucked the country. Obama and Bush bailed out the elite class with tax payer dollars setting up the slow pitch for trump to hit it out of the park with his Covid bills and now tariff and Iran chimpouts, just amazing.
>>62107916i think some people really do want to be here forever
I also talked to the vice president of Nintendo
>>62107918strange how all empires seem to have the same expiration date, must be a coincidence
He's setting up another taco
>>62107852America is blockading the strait. Iran will collect $0 and america will profit instead. We will let tankers through that we approve. We're basically hijacking Iran's hustle.
Keep calm and trade 0DTE puts
>>62107939What’s lil mohammed gon do?
>>62107930What do you mean? The western Roman empire lasted for like 500 years, clearly it's doable.
>>62107939If that's the case, I hope the US Navy let's the ship cross for free.
>>62107944Vast swaths of ships will be let through freely at controlled intervals
>>62107939most people here and on reddit just post "why??? this cant be happening?? retard??? this is crazy???" its scary really.
>>62107939>By the way, Iran. There's a $250 mil minimum. That could be a lot, or a little. Depends how much you work on it.
>>62107945Nice, I'm not happy how the war started, but I'm not crying for Iran either.
>>62107875Not my picture (stole it) but that's the meaning of futures afaik.
Anons, I am requesting the bear with Rolex over a purple nostalgic image if you have it.
>>62107955>Niggers
This market is too fucking tiring bros, im fucking done. DONE! I'm just gonna hold my ETFs and let whatever happens happen
Priorities
>>62107939>>62107944>>62107945fucking retards, holy shit
I fell for the deal meme, where is my refund?
>>62107967I don't think Iran has much of anything left. Maybe a few mines and drones.
>>62107972They have lots left but in comparison to what they will be hit with it may as well be nothing
>>62107970
>>62107824how can i make it better if you won't tell me what's wrong babe? how can you doubt now that i would? there's no real obstacles between us, it's all in your mind and we can talk through everything. you've never met anyone like me before and you still don't know what i can do for you.
>>62107939/smg/ is dumb but not this dumb
>>62107970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmENMZFUU_0
hmmmmmm
>>62107996ok reddit
Sometimes my stoploss getting hit at a profit before it keeps moving without me is much more painful than losing money.
>>62108001The iranian embassador to Thailand fucks ladyboys every day
4 oclock and no one posting but glowies, not bobos not mumus, yay!
>futures
>>62107614>OIL TOP IS IN>MARKET BOTTOM IS IN>FUTURES WILL RESUME UP AND TO THE RIGHT>OIL WILL RESUME DOWN AND TO THE RIGHT
Love sitting at $41 soxs for 2 weeks
>>62107966He's a gayboy and that's what's in the Epstein files. Evidence of him blowin' dudes.That explains both why he doesn't want it released and why the Dems also didn't release it. Being turbo-gay is not a crime and would not hurt him politically. In this world it might even help him.
>>62108015I would too if I lived there
>>62108034What'll really get exciting is when indexs don't move either.When the underlying's move but theres so much stability pumping go one the leveraged funds stay flat.
If markets go up on Monday it'll be proof that it's all fake and fraudulent. I'm going to sell everything immediately and buy property to rent out.
>>62108040big if true
>>62108048No you won't silly Mumu!You already know that's true from last week! You're gunna stay in and wait for Mr. Bobo!
2 hours to doom
>>62107668>>62107468L M A O Shouldn't have let JD Vance campaign for your boy. He's a jinx.
>>62108063>twitter melty incoming
>>62108055>jeeted
>>62107366should've opened a polymarket
What did he mean by this?
>>621080562 HOURS TO PUMP AND BOBO BTFO AGAIN
>>62108055oof
>>62108072God I hope you lose a lot of money kek. Post oil puts.
>>62108072you forgot this
>>62108071they have to pay an additional toll to the us
>>62108074I HAVE PUTS ON SPY RETARD. IF IM WRONG, THEN I WIN
>>62107668-ACK
5d chess
> oil computer
>Bump limit reachedWho's going to make a new thread?
Why aren't there polymarket VIX futs available? Could be a moneyprinter.
NO NEED FOR A NEW THREAD THERES NOTHING TO DISCUSS. MARKET WILL PUMP VIOLENTLY AT FUTA OPEN AND RESUME GOING UP AND TO THE RIGHT. ITS BETTER TO NOT GIVE THE BOBOS A NEW THREAD SO THEY CAN SPEND THEIR TIME ROPING
>>62108091I BELIEVE THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL SIRHYPERLIQUID IS ALL YOU GOT
So Trump blocking the strait is just so he can act like he's in control and unblock it at his whim to pump the markets, right? It just gives him a pump button?>>62107734Completely agree, could not believe the VIX was below 20.
You guys don't get it, do you? Trump can sustain a naval blockade against Iran indefinitely without need congressional approval. The 60 day congressional war powers deadline was been replaced with one that expires when Trump leaves office. Gg no re for the global economy.
>>62108098*without needing
OIL OPENS IN 2 HOURS
>>62108071>it's realwhat the actual fuck? this doesn't make any sense at all. Is Trump being possessed by an Iranian-aligned djinn?
holy fuck Orban got heemed
THE 100 PUT WALL ON OIL IS ABSOLUTELY UNBREAKABLE AND INDESTRUCTIBLE. TICK TOCK LESS THAN 2 HOURS TO OIL DUMP AND MARKET PUMP BAGGIES
Make new pls
JUST POST WHAT YOU WANNA POST NOW
anybody remember the last obnoxious "oil will go down" retard? what's he up to these days?
>>62108117Bussyent is waving his little shorts around, absolutely BEGGING for them to be smashed and raped, sending crude to $140.Leave Bussyent a gaping mess where his shorts used to be
>>62108071Kek I saw this coming. Theyre gonna start attacking ships that go through the Strait
I bet UK Labour govt uses this as an excuse to pull some WEF shit, banning people from driving or leaving the country.
>>62108107Are you ready?
>>62108115what happened and what or who is orban
>>62108098They already known Iran may try to wait them out which is why congress already prepared to extend the war
>>62108134Hungarian electionsChud incumbent btfo
>>62108134JD Vance and Bibi shilled for the current Hungarian PM ahead of elections and now he just lost in a landslide to a pro EU and Ukraine canddiate
NEW>>62108139>>62108139>>62108139
>>62108140Hungary is about to get BLACKED.RIP
