Waaaaaa waaaaaa cry and delude edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>62110950
MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT NOW AND FOREVER. BOBO BTFO AGAIN
> nows
short oil
The journey is the true gain, the time elapsed our true losses.I love you smiggers, whenever you feel alone remember my love is with you.
Boring when my thing stops going up!Just jump another .80% and I'll be happy today
>>62111389Basedfuck bobos
>>62111393shut up faggot
I live in Greece and local banks charge 3.5% annual fees just to put your money into a trash mutual fund that invests in a basket of big name stocks and some bonds. Plus a 2% entry fee and a 2% exit fee.And people lap it up because they don't know about alternatives.
>>62111393THE JOURNEY TO POVERTY. THE JOURNEY TO 0 BUYING PUTS EVERYDAY LMAO. THERES SOMEONE FROM ISRAEL RIGHT NOW HAVING A GREAT LIFE BECAUSE OF THE PUTS YOU BOUGHT FROM THEM
crab day is fine
>>62111391>we are the sultans of TACO
>nypost journo>posts this hours ago>goes nowhere>suddenly picked up and boosted>news tickers pick it up>markets go up on the back of it>literally clarifies this is a rehashed analysis from the weekendgrimhttps://x.com/CaitlinDoornbos/status/2043657176435277898
>>62111403kalispera my proto-turkish fren
Some you saw the price action today and are seeing Mr Bobo for the first time!Isn’t he cute!
>>62111410yeah well who cares, it workedbobos lost
BOBO IM GOING TO MAKE THIS SIMPLE.YOU ARE IN A MARKET CRASH STYLE MOVE RIGHT NOW. ITS CRASHING TO THE UPSIDE. YES CRASHES HAPPEN IN BOTH DIRECTIONS. YOU ARE GETTING CRASHED ON BOBO AND YOU ARE THE EXIT LIQUIDITY
>monitoring the ballet of C-17 & KC-135 near Tel-avivlmao if the market doesn't believe missiles will rain soon, it's completely delusional.Incredible how this market is not pricing reality, but pricing an alternate universe prompted from orange nigger tweets.
>>62111410Shhh you! Don't pull back the curtains! We love our illusory shared delusions don't we folks?Every minute the ceasefire lasts is a minute the markets think its going to resolve.
>>62111414you forgot your shitty google trends screencap
>>62111420This poster is really smart and really cute and deserves to get all of the gains in the world
>>62111420keep monitoooooring fren and keep us posted
>>62111414Don't you usually post these with the goyim search trends? What happened?
>>62111420
>Trump: Iran will not be able to sell oilFUCKING BASEDBASED BASED
>>62111418>>62111421kek this was her clarification after that short headline went out, after waiting an hourstate of itthis is why i'm sitting this out, when it all hits, which it will, it'll be a disaster.... all that pent up fud released all at once downwards...
>>62110981Lmao this guy was so buttblasted by a completely innocent joke he made an entire thread because of it
>>62111410the market pumped 1% because the blockade started and there was no shooting or response from Iran
>>62111440WELL THIS IS WHY THE MARKET DIDNT REALLY DO ANYTHING. IF YOU THINK A 1 DOLLAR MOVE IN THE SHIT AND POOP IS A BIG DEAL THEN LMAO
God Emperor Trump, please, please save my bags
>>62111449bears never learn because they cant learn lol
>>62111435I had no idea they were allowed to until recently. They have better things to do than sell oil such as making missiles and digging tunnels under mountains.
>>62111410She has close links with Trump and has reported things that turned out to be true in the past, she confirmed that the Iranian official the US was talking to when rumors of talks first began weeks ago was indeed Ghalibaf
>>62111453BEARS ARE TEH BEST. THEY GO BROKE BUYING PUTS, THEN COME BACK LATER AND GO BROKE AGAIN BUYING PUTSGOTTA HAND IT TO ISRAEL FOR PAYING ALL TEHSE YOUTUBERS TO MAKE PERMABEAR CONTENT, ITS WORKING WELL ON ALL THESE MINDLESS RETARDS
This euphoria is just completely delusional. Even the oil jeet changed personas.
>>62111375Discuss your Ukraine obsession on Reddit
fucking whore is going to jail lmao
SNDK and CAR is the current thing, MU and SOXL is for trannies
>>62111464WHAT EUPHORIA. 90% OF YOU RETARDS ARE PERMABEARS IN HERE LMAO
>>62111466HANDS ON HIPS WHORE MOVES MARKETS MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL
>>62111465Russia is an irrelevant backwater that needs to hurry up and die already
>>62111467I kneel to SNDKGODS....well I'll just hold on to this sack of potatoes
>>62111466>woman>consequencesname a less iconic duo
>>62111467im not transmy entry for soxl was 10 bucks and 52 cents
>VIX at 20you can call him a retard all you want it clearly works
>>62111474A COUPLE OF DICKSUCKS AND ALL IS FORGIVEN
>>62111469The oil euphoriaOver 100 again baby, the party never ends
>>62111466lol, the seethe in her repliesnothing is going to happen to her
I don’t want a job I want to either be payed to do nothing or payed to kill sandniggers so pick one
>>62111466But you smiggers keep saying everything is priced in, and the traders already have the inside information already, so why would this move markets :^)
DONALD PUMP SAVED MY FINANCIAL FUTURE
>>62111483IT DIDNT REALLY MOVE MARKETS. THEY MOVED A DOLLAR. LMAO
WHY IS LITTLE MARKET STOPPED?PUSH LITTLE MARKET!
>>62111466THESE COMMENTS ARE BY DESPERATE BOBO BAGGIES LMAO. THERES NO HOPE OF THE MARKET GOING DOWN ANY TIME SOON. THOSE FOOLS NEED TO HAVE THEIR PUTS COMPLETELY WIPED OUT
>>62111466>oh no my actions had consequences
>>62111486But they shouldn't move at all using the logic that insiders know it all in advanced and everything is priced in
>>62111488CRAB AT UNCHANGED IS ALL IT TAKES TO DESTROY BOBO PUTS. IT WILL GO UP LATER AFTER SOME BOBOS HOLD THEIR PUTS FOR TOO LONG HUFFING HOPIUM ALL DAY
I should just keep buying ETFs and chillin right
>>62111494IN THAT CASE YOU WANT TO LOOK AT OPEN AND CLOSING PRICE EACH DAY. MARKETS DO RUN ON SUPPLY AND DEMAND YOU KNOW
Uhhhh we’re going the wrong way
*sigh*
>>62111501BOBO COPIUM POST LMAO *BUYS DIP*
>>62111482whoa, army recruiters on /biz/
>>62111501There's no right or wrong way. There's only one way and the way is up.
>>62111466Who cares about goyim getting wrecked by that? Why would people buy like that?
>>62111491a whole civilization of bears died on that +0.44% move. i wish i was joking lol.
>>62111509The Tao Te Ching speak of this
>>62111472>muh ukraine
>>62111511NYP is literally a tabloid. anyone who traded that news knew that.
OFFICIAL BOBO REKT THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm36Z4yWRkc
I didn't sell 90dte spy puts at the beginning of the month and now I'll just have to wait until may
>>62111501SO ABOUT THAT. I MADE MONEY ON CALLS BTW FROM THAT LIL DIP
>>62111519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0&list=RD4ahHWROn8M0&start_radio=1
>>62111514Based
ITS STILL JUST AMAZING TO ME HOW COCKY BOBO GOT LAST NIGHT AT FUTURES OPEN. THEY WERE TALKING SOOOO MUCH SHIT. THEY ARE ALL GONE NOW, AND BROKE
>Jefferies initiated coverage of Credo Technology with a Buy rating and $175 price target. Credo offers a "meaningful opportunity to invest in a premium growth name at significantly discounted valuation,"
>>62111536they doom and gloom which the entire world is looking for solutions lol. its a very asymmetric bet.
DUNNO WHEN I LOOK AT JEF I THINK YEAH THEY ARE COPING
>>62111544YOU JSUT CANT SHORT THIS MARKET UNTIL MORALE IN HERE IMPROVES
When does the fighting start back up again. Blockades are great, but they don't provide any kino boss.
WHEN SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME GETS EXCITED ABOUT BUYING CALLS AND MAKING MONEY ON THEM DAY AFTER DAY, THATS WHEN I KNOW ITS TIME TO TO LOOK TO BE MORE BEARISH
>>62111410cope, seethe, dilate and panic tranny. Algos are smarter than you and can parse false information as well
Donald Trump... please... Donald Trump if you hear this... Donald Trump.. please... save me... pump my bags Donald trump.. One truth post.. Donald Trump...
>>62111557>O algo
>>62111559THE PUMP ALREADY HAPPENED. NOW ITS JUST A SLOW BLEED UP FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. SPX 8000 EOY
>>62111508Think of how much SOXL you can buy with the signing bonus.
IM BACK BITCHES
>>62111466LOCK HER UP
MSFTChads we are coming back
>>62111555yeah, big boat battles when?
GENERAL MILLS IS LOOKING PRETTY FUCKING COOKED NGL
>>62111466Someone post what she said before?
>>62111518When everyone knows Jiang Xueqin and others have predicted that the war is not over so why do stupid goys think it is?When people who are barely ever wrong predict that the war can't end then why do people doubt them?
>>62111579CRAMER SPOKE OF THIS BUY KROGER INSTEAD
>>62111580She was the author behind the "Iran is studying surrendering their enriched uranium" fake news
>>62111537>techyawn
Have any of the bobos who bought 0DTE puts already committed suicide?
>>62111588intredasting
>>62111585IM DEFINITELY BUYING A GOOD BIT OF GENERAL MILLS TODAY FOR THE OL LONG T ERM 'FOLIO. YOU GOTTA BUY STUFF WHEN ITS DEEPLY DISCOUNTED. THEYLL REBOUND IN A FEW YEARS. LONG TERM INVESTORS ONLY
>>62111581>JiangEverytime I wonder how bears can be so retarded here I remember that this is where they get their "research" from.
>>62111594THEY ARE STILL HOLDING, NERVOUSLY, DREADFULLY, AND THEY RAGE CLOSED THIS THREAD
>>62111579Calls on masturbation.
>>62111603IM FEELING PRETTY JACKED TODAY SO I MIGHT BUST A NUT LATER TO CALM DOWN. GONNA LOOK AT SOME PICTURES OF NASTY HOES
>>62111601That cant be real, lol.
OK THATS ENOUGH TIME CRABBING AT UNCHANGED. TIME FOR MARKETS TO GO UP. IF YOU CANT BRING MARKETS DOWN, THEN THEY HAVE TO GO UP
>>62111601Most ANALysts are wrong 80% of the time, Jiang is only wrong about 50%. I'd say that makes him a great ANALystWho do you trust anyway?
>>62111601>a russian, a hatian and a chinkinteresting how they're always non whites while defenders of the west like Magyar Péter or neolibs in western europe and USA are always white
>>62111606nm, my joke was about Kellogs.
>>62111617OH, IDK THE MEME OR WHATEVER. I DONT EAT KELLOGS BUT I DROP LLOGS
>BTC green before market openThis is all you need to know how the Nasdaq is going to be, despite the futures being red after open the Nasdaq is green, despite this known connection people still choose to ignore it
>>62111599That works on indexes not necessarily single stocks
>>62111619>BITCOIN 50% FROM ATHIS THAT ALSO THE CONNECTION? LMAO RETARD
>>62111620TRVTH NVKE
>>62111624What? Your post makes no sense
>>62111620YEAH BUT RETARDS WILL ALWAYS TRY TO TELL YOU NOT TO BUY A SOLID COMPANY WHEN THERES BLOOD IN THE STREET. GENERAL MILLS IS ONE OF THE BEST VALUE PICKS YOU CAN FIND IN THIS MARKET. AGAIN, LONG TERM INVESTING ONLY. I DONT CARE ABOUT NEXT MONTH OR EVEN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS
>>62111616>Magyar Péter>whiteIs this cultural appropriation
>>62111427>all yall goyim oughta learn ya place, tradin round in here, best time ya buy is when an unchosen monkey thinks he’s bout to lose it all, dumb cattle don’t know nuthin! Chop to it goyboon! Where’s my sanich from Katz’s!?>t. (You), a mestizo catholic
>>62111629ZOOM OUT AND USE BIGGER TIMEFRAMES RETARD. YOUR TIMEFRAME IS 1 MINUTE CANDLES FOR CORRELATION. IM SAYING ZOOM OUT AND TELL ME IS BITCOIN GOING TO PREDICT A 50% MARKET CRASH SOON? NO OF COURSE NOT. YOUR SHIT IS ALL RETARDED STFU
NOOOOO BUT THE FRICKEN NOOOOS IVE BEEN READING NOOOOS ALL WEEKEND AND THE NOOOS SAID IT WAS GONNA TURN RED TODAY WHY IS IT GREEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62111483The top traders do have connections.Small average Joe traders don't.Retard traders follow everything that gets posted, just look how the wverage smigger behave.
>>62111618Cornflakes was invented to stop sexy children from masturbating. This is not a joke.>>62111616Really makes you think. My favourite is how many poltards Praise Putin and his son in law pictured here.
>>62111630Not sure I’d call it blood in the streets just looking at the numbers. Probably closer to fair value now. Good luck with your cereal though.
>>62111624>BITCOIN 50% FROM ATHZamn we were up at 143k? Why didn't I sell??
>>62111634>One minute candlesBut it isn't though you dumb nigger, you can look at BTC before market open and track that to whether the Nasdaq ends the day up or down
I HATE STUPID SANDISK!YOU CAN'T EVER GET IN, IT'S SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE AND JUST GOES UP UP UP!
this isn't a yahoo board, let's town down the caps lock if you aren't AAAAAAAAAAA posting
AAAAHHHHH WTF WTF WTFWTFWT????
TIME TO BUY ANOTHER ROUND OF 0DTE CALLS AND PROFIT FROM ANOTHER TINYDIP
Anyone else doubling down on oil today
>>62111643>he didn't use price lock on trezor
>>62111647>instead of buying SNDK during the dip, I bought more MU>could have been up 50% instead of 15%I'm never gonna make it
>>62111642DUNNO MAN ITS TRADING AT AN EXTREME DISCOUNT TO EARNINGS HISTORICALLY. YOU CANT ACTUALLY EVER SEE IT THIS CHEAP ANYWHERE IN THE LAST 20 YEARS. I THINK THEY ARE JUST BRUTALIZING IT BECAUSE STUFF LIKE SANDISK AND WDC AND SEMIS AND TECH IN GENERAL IS JUST SUCKING IN ALL THE MONEY THEY CAN. THE BIG BOYS SELL INTO SELLING AND BUY INTO BUYING, SO T HEY WILL RUN GENERAL MILLS AS FAR DOWN AS IT TAKES BEFORE THE SITUATION IN MARKETS CHANGE, EVEN IF THE VALUE IS GETTING TO BE PRETTY DAMN GOOD
>>62111630they have declining earnings. thats a huge problem. you are really betting on them turning the entire business around. its not a crazy bet but i wouldnt call it value in any way. its a turnaround bet.
>>62111653you just convinced me to buy another thousand dollars of PBR calls
why doesnt the computer algorithms care about Iran's' final final final final final red line or whatever?
>>62111653I was somewhat tempted for the Nov oil futures but they are $73 gor a reason. I'd love to hear why fracking to $60 is off the table first.
>>62111653i'm longing VIXit's at fucking 20fucking 20
>>62111657>>62111647Alright fuck it I'm moving from MUU to SNXX tomorrow
what happened to $200 oil?
>>62111630>general millsthis nigga investing in luxury cereal in a time of store brand dominance
>>62111661YEAH THE ECONOMY IS PRETTY FUCKING BAD RIGHT NOW DESPITE WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE. IT ALL MAKES SENSE. REMEMBER ITS ALWAYS HARD TO BUY BOTTOMS AND ITS HARD TO SELL TOPSBUT ACTUALLY I JUST MADE SOME MONEY ON 0DTE CALLS AGAIN SO I CLOSED THOSE OUT WHILE WRITING THIS POST
>>62111657gains are gains bro. we are all going to make it.
>>62111375Rumor has it trump is going to nationalize pebble creek to circumvent the EPA and open pebble creek. Buy NAK now.
>>62111671
That psychopump was strange
>>62111678>2026 Economic Report of the President ReleasedNOT AT ALL. IT WAS NEWS BASED
>>62111674Hard to buy bottoms, hard to sell tops...OK, I'll ask my sister then, she's a fashion expert.
>>62111672zoomers don't even eat cereal. it's over.
>>62111671Who would be paying that much when everyone still has oil reserves saved up? Come back in a year when the 'ussy is still dry but so are the reserves
>>62111440>tweeting isn't publishing
>>62111674tons of companies have growing earnings right now. GIS may be a fine buy here but its speculative. its not "ONE OF THE BEST VALUE PICKS YOU CAN FIND IN THIS MARKET."
>>62111689YOU CANT FIND ANOTHER COMPANY WITH A TRACK RECORD AS GOOD AS GENERAL MILLS AT A VALUATION AS GOOD AS GENERAL MILLS ANYWHERE. NAME ONE. YOU CANT
>>62111674here is Pepsi btw. earnings are forecast to grow. similar market.... probably better brands and pricing obviously. buying PEP on the dip makes more sense as its business is growing.
FUCKING RETARDS IN SMG CALLING 100 YEAR OLD COMPANIES SELLING AT HISTORICAL LOW PE MULTIPLES SPECULATIVE LMAO AND THEN THEY BUY MICRON OR WHAATEVER
>>62111695>YOU CANT FIND ANOTHER COMPANY WITH A TRACK RECORD AS GOOD AS GENERAL MILLS AT A VALUATION AS GOOD AS GENERAL MILLS ANYWHERE. NAME ONE. YOU CANTKMB makes better products and has been getting hammered by the hormussy for absolutely no good reason. It's a better buy.
>>62111698Micron is a value play doe
>>62111696GUESS WHAT IM GONNA DO. IM GONNA BUY A PUT BUTTERFLY ON PEPSI FOR THE EARNINGS. TIME TO MAKE SOME EASY MONEY IN A BAD ECONOMYI WILL BE BACK TO RUB THIS SHIT IN YOUR FACE THIS AFTERNOON
>>62111695if earnings go down the PE goes up. inflation eats the dividend etc. >the pastyou cant go back there>the futurehere is what you are interested in
>>62111703you sound mad
>>62111706ALL I HEAR IS COPE FROM A RETARD NEXT
>>62111707NOT AT ALL I JUST KNOW THAT PEPSI IS NOT A SAFE HAVEN RIGHT NOW AT ALL. AND MOST OF RETAIL IS RETARDED
>>62111703at least you have something to think about now. KO is forecast to grow earnings also. now you just have to ask yourself why
Excuse me, I bought SNDK, thank you very much.
coconut water bros wtf
>>62111712>AI IDAIGODS
>>62111709trust me i feel the same way>share price go down, me see value nowLOL
>>62111711KO IS A PILLAR OF THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM BASICALLY. ITS MORE THAN FUNDAMENTALS. WHEN SAFE HAVEN STOCKS STOP BEING SAFE HAVENS YOU WILL SEE THE TRUE VALUE. AND IF PEOPLE ARENT BUYING BRAND NAME SHIT, PEPSI AND COKE ARE ALSO NOT SAFE
>>62111713did they get caught enslaving monkeys again?
>>62111715NIGGA TALKING ABOUT SHARE PRICE WHEN MY ENTIRE THING IS PE MULTIPLE. YOU ARE THE RETARD TALKING ABOUT SHARE PRICE LMAO STOP REPLYING TO ME YOURE GARBAGE KID
here comes the lunch hour spy pump
fuck pepsi and fuck GMbuy COCO, they just had a fat dip on their inclusion in the SP smallcap 600.Cum flavored water is the future, name one thing zoomers love slurping more than cum
>>62111721AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA
>>62111667Ain't it more about export capacity?
Why is the market going up and instead of down? I don't understand at all how the market is reacting this way to the blockade.
>>62111721Big market in russia for something like that
>>62111721I'm not buying some nasty seedwater company named after some autistic gorilla that pretended to know sign language.
>>62111726why would US markets drop over some irrelevant middle east shithole are you fucking stupid>>62111730nigga what it's named after coconuts not koko are you nuts?
were gonna crawl back up to 110 - 119 oil (just below 120) and dump again over the next weekend. The only difference is I don't see it giga dumping for sp500 or nasdaq, just a slow crab down.just saying, did you not pay attention ? look at the chart, and news every weekend and market week. Natural gas got giga fucked too, strait blockade, and its at a 2 year fucking low.nothing ever happens, market is just undumpable at this point, and the only thing that is a "real dump" is -20% or lower.
>>62111726prices go up on the expectation that prices will go up regardless of whether price increases are necessary due to supply chain issues or not. Because of this, many companies will be making even more money with larger profit margins.
I want to get back into SNDK but at this point it just feels retarded
>silver
>>62111737>higher prices equal more profitssasuga
It's okay, you win today Mumu, but we'll be back
>>62111739It would be retarded desu. If you want memory exposure then HY9H is the play right now.
AA and CENX continuing their stealth upwards creep
>SOXL
okay i keked
>>62111752wtf Tintin is jacked?
THE HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP OF THE MELTUP IS HERE>THE HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP OF THE MELTUP IS HERETHE HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP OF THE MELTUP IS HERE>THE HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP OF THE MELTUP IS HEREBUY BUY BUY
>>62111747YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE NEXT MONDAY. MONDAY AFTER OPEX CAN BE FREAKY. MARKET IS GOING UP THIS WEEK THOUGH. AND ALL OF YOU RETARDS ARE GONNA BITCH AND MOAN WHILE MY CALLS APPRECIATE IN VALUE
>>62111601I used sneako and professor jiang as bottom signals
How is today my best day when it's supposed to crash. Even copper is up magically.
>>62111765>I used sneako and professor jiang as bottom sstopped reading right there
IS WE GETTING TACO MONDAY?
Turns out 0DTE calls were the play. Based
>>62111754lmfao
>>62111771well we aren't ending any civilizations that's for sure
WTFWT
>>62111779He seems like a jovial fellow
>spy @ 681 for lunchdelicious
>>62111779He's a BIC guy
I need spx at 6860So close
>>62111789Marco milkies?
im makin a lil bit of money 2day
the PAAAAAAAAMMMMMMPPPP
Nobody needs oil anymore. It’s over
WHY AM I STILL RED WHY AM I STILL REEEEEEEEEEED
And just like that, Oil is below 100 againthe market does not give a fuck about imaginary shortages, everything is fine. The war is already over. Move on. Oil going to 60 this week.
>>62111742??
Easy 1350 on SPX. Thanks retard caps lock nigger
Surprise Trump announcement soon? Seeing people on Twitter talking about it.
>>62111801>The war is already over.It's not over until the Iranians surrender, unconditionally boss.
EASIEST CALLS DAY OF MY LIFE
>Trump says 34 ships passed through Strait of Hormuz on April 12
BREAKING:>TRUMP RECEIVES DOORDASH MCDONALDS TO THE WHITE HOUSELONG MCDICKS NOW FUCKING NOW ASAP DO IT NOW BAGGOT NOW
>>62111807I'm not there yet...
>>62111809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilvUABpmzgU
>>62111614>Jiang is only wrong about 50%.He has been 0% wrong since late 2024.
>>62111771nah playa this just the market n shiet, we getting a fr fr taco Tuesday tomorrow ongg
Every news headline is nothing more but propaganda to suppress oil. I even read Japan wants to use part of some $1 trillion dollar fund they have to short it. Oil is GME on steroids, squeeze the govies!
Trump says 34 ships passed the straitI dont see any data that corroborates that so it may be more market manipulation and thats it
Hope you guys got out
You know what, I'm part of what's making this general more retarded than even, say, a month ago. I'm sorry
>TRUMP: WE'LL GET NUCLEAR MATERIAL BACKBOOTS ON THE GROUND HERE WE GO
>>62111826>Every news headline is nothing more but propaganda to suppress oilTHATS RIGHT! SO YOU BETTER NOT BET AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT. THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT. AND THERES FREE MONEY FOR YOU IF YOU TRADE WITH IT
>>62111833what else is there to do besides trump smearing and /bant/ posting?not like you can trade when markets are like this
SPY going up!
BUCKLE UP SMIGGASITS ABOUT TO FUCKING DUMPLOOK AT THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS ON SPY
>>62111842Well okay. Thank you anon
>>62111843CALLS ON EVERY RED CANDLE SET BUY ORDERS SO YOU CAN GET FILLED BECAUSE YOU WONT BE ABLE TO DO IT MANUALLY
>>62111826Imagine thinking you can beat the U.S government... imagine thinking you can beat the U.S government... and other governments who have an interest of keeping oil down.Look at what happened to the silver and gold faggots. Silver and gold are now controlled.You are going to lose, retard. All the arguments OIL fags are making are a 1 for 1 that silverfags and goldfags made about their boomer rocks.OIL will be printed digitally, and it will be the new reality.We are never seeing oil above 120 ever again.
>>62111845cope seethe STOCKS ONLY GO UP
@K9SsmNSHstop screaming, you retard
>>62111854MORALE IS IMPROVING LETS GOHERE WE GO COME ON PUSH IT BUYIN THE DIP BUYIN THE DIP
>>62111854I pray for your sake that it is cope
>>62111855>He doesn't immediately filter the all caps sperg
>>62111845>goes to 682based
>>62111865That's within margin of error broski
ITS TIME FOR YOU SUCKERS TO BE AWARE THAT THERES ECONOMIC WARFARE BEING WAGED. THEIR GOAL IS TO MAKE THE STOCK MARKET FALL AND OIL GO UP. THE US IS NOT GOING TO LET THIS HAPPEN TO THEIR MARKETS. YOU BETTER BUY FUCKING CALLS THIS IS ONE OF THE EASIEST TIMES YOU WILL EVER HAVE
>spy bounds and starts to trade for 30 seconds off of the state mandated rails for price action today>immediate slam calls gigga pompWhy don’t they just nationalize the spy an get it over with.
why are we pumping? kek
>>62111882WHY DONT YOU JSUT BUY CALLS AND BE GRATEFUL FOR THE ABILITY TO MAKE MOENY TOO
>>62111885BECAUSE MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT RETARD. THATS WAHT THEY DO
>>62111885Trump speaks.
>>62111885because stocks only go up
>SNXX NONSTOP POOMPIN
>>62111467>CARwhat's even the story here? short squeeze?
>>62111885My Micron is crabbing...
ITS DYING!!!!!PUMP HARDER YOU FUCKS!
>>62111885hormuz is open, but not really because US closed itIran called in the morning wanting to make a deal, but if they won't make a deal in 2 weeks it won't be pleasantwar is over desu
Lately I've gotten the impression that it doesn't matter what the individual investor does and the stock market is completely manipulated by a few dozen big players who all work together.
it's the jews
> market is retarded> so is smg
FUCK EVERYONE HERE!WENEEDMOREPUMP!!!!!!!I NEED MY CALLS TO HIT MONEY TODAY!!!!!
>>62111905manipulate this*whips out weener*
>>62111909never listen to pink IDsgot it
>>62111909Now THIS is schizopostingThanks for your service soldier.
>>62111912>local anon not so smartass since being molested
there are 4 active /smg/s in the catalog, dumb asses
>Trump on depicting himself as Jesus: did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor, and had to do with Red Cross, as a Red Cross worker there, which we support... It’s supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better."
>>62111924*kisses you*
>>62111924you can go shill you crappy coins elsewhere jeet
spy @ 683 for 3:00est
>>62111925people who dont like trump obsess over him for some reason. i have never looked at his twitter in 10 years.
>>62111935i really don't mind himhe's just bad for my portfolio
We dumping for a little while
>>62111909did you manually tally all of these geg
>>62111909>> so is smgYes.
>>Three tankers — the first to attempt a transit of the Strait of Hormuz since the US announced a blockade — have successfully cleared the waterway. After sailing near the Iranian coast, the trio have now emerged into open waters.>Among the successful transits, the New Future, which has no clear links to Iran, and the US-sanctioned Auroura began moving northeast early Monday from waters off the United Arab Emirates, ship-tracking data show. The medium-range tankers appeared to have taken a route just south of Iran’s Larak island, a passage that Tehran has in recent days said vessels attempting an eastward transit should follow.>New Future has navigated the bend in the strait and is now off the coast of Sohar port in Oman. Auroura is near the exit of the waterway in the Gulf of Oman.>The Panama-flagged Auroura is signaling that it has Indian crew on board, in what has become a commonly seen tactic that vessels use as they transit Hormuz to show their affiliations. The ship was sanctioned by the US in December for its links to the Iranian oil trade.Nice fucking blockade LOL
>>62111943dump this*squeezes out a triple flusher*
Was there news? What's up with the green dild
>>62111935Trump won 50% of the vote and now he's at 63% disapproval. That means at least 15% of voters who previously either voted for him or voted third party have since started disliking him for losing his mind.
>>62111959oh wow a 15% dip, its literally nothing
>>62111955See >>62111949 from Bloomberg, US can't even blockade known sanctioned Iranian shadow fleet ships
>sndk still going up somehow>im sitting 220k in cash (only got about 100k invested was waiting for dip).dont even know what im waiting to dip anymore this market is insane.
>>62111938i wasnt talking about you specifically. more of an observation on society. >he's just bad for my portfoliothe market is flat ytd. positive over the last 1-2 years, up huge since 2016 when he was first elected. SP500 declined 20% in 2022, 20% last yearidk its all good for me
>>62111959>>62111960>Trump won 50% of the vote and now he's at 63% disapproval. That means at least 15% of voters who previously either voted for him or voted third party have since started disliking himmore like 30%
>>62111959Turmp got 50% of the vote from people who voted. It's a little different
I JIST WANT 6860 TODAY, LIKE RIGHT NOW, SO I CAN MAKE MONEY FOR ONCE!!!!
>>62111897Next earnings in june 24thish. Im just buying all dips until that date and then selling everything 3-4 days before earnings call.
>>62111955literally all fud>they want a deal>we're still talking>they want to give up the uranium (they don't)>rehashed snippets from the weekend released as newsit's like last week, only he's not forced himself into a TACO deadline like he did with powerplant day... so this will just drag on
>>62111965it's not a double leverage etf it doesnt work like that
>>62111909IM THE FUCKIN MAN LOOK AT HOW MUCH IM WINNING
>>62111959but what if you yourself got a life? i'm sorry i dont care about trump as much as you. youre just proving my point.
>>62111971Alright alright I'll continue to hold...I am a cultist after alll...gotta be patient
>>62111955yeah, trump is crashing out on twitter rn kek
alright i'm gonna go huff paint in the garage try not to dump
I would feel smug but I am detached
>>62111946no>>62111948llol~
>>62111968The Disapproval is from voters. Polls don't ask people who don't vote what they think.
>>62111986Okay, ya got me
>>62111983BASED CHUDDHA
what is the price of oil capitulation? below 80?
>>62111978You can have a life and disapprove of Trump's retardation. I know MIGAtards can't think in anything but absolutes but it's true.
>Oil baggots are longing here>At the right shoulder of an enormous and obvious head and shoulders>As Iran & US have a ceasefire and are 90% done with peace talks.All oily foileys will get the rope.
oil baggettes... show yourselves
Who cares?!SPY 690?!
fyi: there is no need for a new bake>>62111430>>62111430>>62111430
>>62112009youre going to a "fake as fuck" competition and your opponent is god
Gonna be a china/us conflict soon if blockade continues. I need to profit from this
>>62111588which kinda retard is selling and buying due to ny post??
>>62112019I don't think that China will want to overstep too hard. Current developments already seem to benefit them well enough.
BREAKING:>Trump Sets New April 27 Deadline>Speaking from the Oval Office, President Trump issued a fresh two-week ultimatum to Iran. He warned the situation "won't be pleasant" if Tehran fails to reach a deal by April 27.https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/commodities/articles/oil-price-slides-below-100-190028120.html
