Tech is green edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
Jesus. My 400 shares of AMZN are finna get exercised away in the next 2-4 weeks. WTF type of run up is this?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We're reaching levels of fake and gay that shouldn't be possible
> nows
Is everybody enjoying taco Tuesday?
GREENDILGOOFPEACE
So why are we even going up so much? Is this all because there's talks between Israel and Lebanon? (Also why does it take like 2 minutes for captchas to load now)
Panicucks getting baited into calls over and over. i hope this never endsKek baggies
>AMZN stagnated for 1.5 years while other tech companies boom>now suddenly it goes to the moonhate this retarded nigger market
>>62115321> Panicucks getting baited into callsWhat did he mean by this
Enjoying the nothing so far? Wait until the nothing that happens next
let's poooooomp
I figured we'd hit a new S&P high by mid june but we are well ahead of schedule.
why are my world indexes pumping so hard?
ai is deflationary
TACO being priced in
Tech was oversold; it was only a matter of time.
OoooooooooooOOOOOOooooo
>>62115356and that's a good thing.
any info about the pattern day trading rule change?
where is everyone? Was there a mass suicide of bobros?
>>62115371I haven't seen anything yet but it's not like it was due by market open. Hopefully we get news before 5PM EST.
Has 4chan been hacked again? There are no new posts.CHICKEN JOCKEY
TQQQ and chill
>only made 10k so far this year>half from stocks>70,000 in cash>if I wasn't a pussy and rolled Micron profits into Sandisk into Gush into MUU into SNXX like I planned I'd be up 100,000Did my taxes adn realized being unemployed 7 months last year also cost me another 30k I could have made, on top of fumbling easy stock/crypto/precious metal miner plays like Gold minors.And I can't even post hot girls on /biz/ to make me feel better because someone keeps bullying me for it.
Bobos… this is why being a doomer never pays off.
>>62115403>there's even less oil leaving the strait now>this is bullishuh?
https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q12327008777
>>62115383I'm a poorly positioned Bull and I think about killing myself every day the last 2 years.
oil is now lower than last week somehow
>>62115414How can price go up if there's no oil to buy? Checkmate mumus
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62115414>>62115423Bros you don't understand. IMAGINE a Mexico oil blockade, a Brazil oil blockade, and a China blockade of the Hormussy blockade of a blockade.IMAGINE for a minute, we would have oil instantly drop to 40$!Clearly you're too retarded to understand the ways of the 260 IQ markets.
>>62115414The US is only blocking ships headed to/from Iranian ports. I'm not sure what the Iranians are blockading currently, if anything.
kek oil baggies
EWY sisters, we are snacking today
Panicans in hellLibtards in shamblesIran in handcuffs Patriots in control
>>62115478This twitter post convinced me that America is not weak and in fact very strong
Aside from the RSU/ESPP shares from the place I work at, I've sold all my remaining semi stocks today.The run up overpriced shit like Marvell (one of the ones I sold) is having is beyond retarded considering bad news about data center delays keep piling and Taiwan is one of the most vulnerable places to oil price increases, which will have an effect on the profit margins of all semi companies that get their shit manufactured there.Maybe it is an overreaction but I feel the entire semi sector is one bad earnings and guidance from a major player away from the mother of all red candles.
>>62115483>acting as if he hasn't been clapping like a retard to fake xitter posts for the last month
>>62115363>KobeniGOD>>62115483Honestly hilarious thinking about it"Wait, we can built a blockade around them!"Now imagine if another country comes in with a blockade even around America...
>Nothing allowed to go to and from Iranian ports>Normal traffic resumed through the strait, otherwiseI guess that’s it then. The war is over.
>>62115521In Patrick's voice: "AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST"
>>62115521>normal traffic resumed???
>>62115521hats off to the 13 american retards who died for the worlds most boring ''''war'''' yet, hahahahai'm sure their mothers are real proud of the two-week entrance liquidity they provided
>>62115529Ehm, there is no war. It's just a regime change.
How do I make a lot of money by EOM?WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.
>>62115483it’s pol and x third world bots that convince you America is a weak country. Don’t worry I fell for it too. I thought America was weak for letting Russia invade Ukraine only to realize by fighting this proxy war Russia is losing so many resources for such little gain.
>>62115536BUYING THE SOXS COMPUTER
>>62115536There's no wrong answers
>>621155360DTE CALLS RETARD
>>62115486mistake!
>>62115529To be fair, it was only boring because the sandniggers turned off their internet so all we got was AI slop.
I'm getting fucked pretty bad here staying in cash and the bit of long oil I have gets ass raped as well. Not a great feeling.
>>62115552SHOULDVE PARKED YOUR MONEY INTO 0DTE CALLS RETARD. MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT
spy pumpin
Thinking about getting out of MU now. Not 100% sure.
>>62115557Total gains (as of right now) would only be about $200.
>>62115557The cult has treated me well thus far so I will stay....for another 5%. That gives me breathing room for my investing goal
spy 694 ^>
Chip gods i kneel
>>62115557Set a stop loss and let it roll up. If it triggers down, then let it exit you. That's how i usually do my positions. Im comfortable with the profit, but if there is more to be had, then let it roll. If not, the market gods will exit me.
>portfolio now big enough to start growing more on its own than what I put into it every year>mfw I struggle to just be an office yes manIt's only going to get worse (hopefully) as my work income becomes less and less relevant but I don't know if I can keep my mouth shut.I don't want to lose my job but how do you pretend to be an NPC when you start needing the money less and less?
>>62115561>>62115569Just feel like MU has gotten the short end of the stick in the memory shortage
>>62115575Sure there's a bit of a squeeze concern with competitioon and SNDK has a smaller market cap, but I think a lower PE is a good enough of a reason to cruise on it
>>62115571I wish I knew. I'm about halfway there to have enough money to not have to work but I don't know how long I can go on. I'm really tempted to just quit and draw down my savings for one or two years.
>>62115571at this point you start working less. 32h/24h per week.
you can only win
>>62115575Skhynix and Samsung are partially insulated from the US fuckery going into MU. Skhynix also has more direct exposure to the bubble because they're more of an hbm manufacturer in an absolute and relative sense.
>>62115586With jews?
I sold $40k worth of MU on Monday morning because I thought it would crater this week.
>WTI lowest since the end of MarchWhat a strange detour from the proclaimed "real" 200$ price of oil.
>>62115594Stay in the cult brotha
>>62115571Just speak up but be professional about it. Confidence speaks and if you """know your worth""" (i.e. make way more outside of work) generally speaking you'll be that much more desirable. Think in npc caveman terms>grog make many gold>grog work at my rock factory >grog make many gold at rock factory In the long run it's an untenable situation. Start preparing yourself to jump and do so with grace.
>>62115594I was the guy who partially liquidated at around 400 to overhedge and sold the puts plus bought back in for a profit.
Wasn't even worried
>>62115557MU sissy …
>>62115606IF YOU PUT ALL THAT IN 0DTE CALLS YOU WOULD BE A MULTI MILLIONAIRE
Bear status?
the 50d SMA of the SPX was allowed to have a -2.10% "downturn" from ATH before every imaginable lever was pulled to it to go up again.40 days it took
LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO WIN IN THIS MARKET. YOU SEE A RED 1 MIN CANDLE. YOU BUY 0DTE CALLS AT THE BOTTOM OF IT. ITS EASY
>>62115612
I had 1.4mil at the end of FebruaryI have 1.2mil nowI'm extremely stressed and continue making increasingly risky trades
>>62115611When do you stop buying 0dte calls?
>can't even keep 694 on a zero volume manipulation pumppfffft nice rally, bulltards
>>62115616^>
>>62115622WHEN IT STOPS WORKING. IF YOU ARENT ALL IN ITS NOT A BIG DEAL WHEN IT STOPS WORKING. THEN YOU STOP BUYING 0DTE CALLS AND BECOME CAUTIOUS. BUY 0DTE PUTS INTO DOWNWARD MOMENTUM
I have exactly the same today that I had end february.I could have made 50% if I wasn't so depressed and suicidal all year.
>>62115623THEY GOTTA DISTRIBUTE AT THE HIGHEST PRICES POSSIBLE, JUST COOLING OFF UNTIL THE NEXT RALLY
>>62115623>manipulation pumpit's going higher, fyi
>>62115571the fuck you need a job for call the hr lady a nigger and tell her to suck it you'll probably get a raise
>>62115630ID:CRYLOLLMAO even
HERE WE GO COME ON PUSH IT, BUYIN THE DIP, BUYIN THE DIPOH MY GOD WHATS HAPPENING
>>62115611If I was fucking around with 0dte calls I'd be as broke as you. Also I'm already a millionaire. This is just my fucking around account.
>>62115623>bearish green candles
now that we've had a snooze we can get back to pumping^>
>>62115640>internet reply
UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62115640NICE COPE I MADE 6 FIGS WINNING EVERY DAY ON 0DTE CALLS. I DONT SIZE LIKE A RETARD THOUGH, SO WHEN THE DAY IT DOESNT WORK COMES, ITS NOT A BIG DEAL. IM ACTUALLY A LOT SMARTER AND BETTER AT THIS THAN YOU. YOU LITERALLY LONG-TERM INVEST LIKE A RETARD, JUST WAITING TO GET RUGGEDI CANT EVER GET RUGGED. IM 99% IN CASH EVERY DAY. VERY LITTLE OVERNIGHT RISK EVER
Boomer rock train is loading up and about to leave the station. I know ifi buy AGQ right now ill get hammered and if I dont buy, ill be left behind.
>>62115645I SEE A RED CANDLE, I BUY IT, SIMPLE ASS
we are all going to make it.
should I double down on PBR calls i'm down 40% on ?yes or hell yes?plz respon
>>62115647is that ai?
>>62115652
>>62115655no that's not ai, asian girls really are that tight and docile
>>62115655no
>ADBE
BX, ARES, APO, KKR
Looks like SPX is hitting it's top. Soon we'll get the news that Lebanon talks collapsed, and Israel bombs Iran again tonight. Iran bombs our blockade, circuit breakers tomorrow.
>>62115659did they get AI'd again?
>>62115663is that your wish or your fear babe? i'm hoping for better things.
>>62115663INSANE COPE. IRAN DOESNT WANT MILITARY CONFLICT. THEY WANT TO WIN THE LONG GAME. ISRAEL IS BLOODTHIRSTY THOUGH BUT THEY HAVENT STOPPED WHAT THEYRE DOING, EVERYONE IS JUST SAYING THEY DID WHEN THE REALITY IS DIFFERENT
>>62115670My uncle works for the state department
AND JUST LIKE THAT, THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM IS IN, BUY CALLS
its over
>>62115676babe i wouldn't want anyone in your family anywhere near diplomacy so i hope that is not true. you have more of a soldiers spirit than diplomat.
>RETARDGODS>>62115679SAY IT WITH ME:NOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
>>62115663Don't think too hard anon or you will have a stroke.
>>62115679THE SPY WENT UP 65 DOLLARS IN 2 WEEKS. ITS ONLY DOWN 2 DOLLARS OFF THAT HIGH. LMAO. 63 TO GO EH BOBO? LMAO ROFL KEK BAGGIE
GENERATIONAL WEALTH BUILDING BOTTOM IS IN. YOU MISSED IT. 0DTE CALLS CAN STILL MAKE YOU MONEY THOUGH.
>CBP caught and apprehended BP AnonIt's so fucking over.
>>62115687This post is pure copium. The fact remains the market trend has shifted from up and to the right to down and to the right, and there is no amount of cruise control for cool or shilling that will change this fact boss.
HEALTHY PULLBACK TO VWAP. ITS SUFFICIENTLY COOLED OFF FOR THE NEXT RALLY. 0DTE CALLS, NOW!
>>62115690NIGGA THE MARKET WENT DOWN 2 DOLLARS IN A FEW MINUTES AFTER NOT SEEING VWAP FOR 2 DAYS. ITS NOT A BIG DEAL. THE MOMENTUM HASNT CHANGED. YOU GOT A BUYING OPPORTUNITY AND YOURE GONNA MISS IT BECAUSE YOU HAVE A RETARD PERMABEAR MINDSET. THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE MONEY BUY CALLS IN DIPS
ALREADY MADE A HIGHER LOW. DIP BOTTOM IS -CONFIRMED-
Someone call the oil bottom please. It just keeps going down.
>>62115701OIL WILL CONTINUE TO DRIFT DOWN INTO THE FUTURE. THERES NO REASON FOR IT TO GO BACK UP. AMERICA HAS PLENTY OF OIL. THE MIDDLE EAST IS IRRELEVANT
>>62115678i did the thing
>>62115701Anon i....
BTW THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT GOING TO WHIPSAW BACK DOWN THIS WEEK. ITS LITERALLY NOT POSSIBLE DURING AN OPEX WEEK. GAMMA HAS THIS BITCH PINNED. BOBOS WILL GO BROKE
>>62115697IT IS A BIG DEAL MAYBE EVEN THE BIGGEST DEAL
Are the captchas not loading for anyone else?
>>62115701$60-70 aka the price before Iran
>>62115697>implying the dip is done dipping>implying there isn't more dip beyond this dip*YAWN* Wake me up when the blood is running like river in the street boss.
I HAVE A PASS, IT JUST TAKES FOREVER FOR THE POSTS TO GO THROUGH NOW. IMAGINE DOING CAPTCHAS LIKE A KEK, LMAO
>>62115714Slow loading
Finally I can post.Is there any marine traffic between GCC countries and the Indian Ocean, or have the markets gone full retard?
>>62115716GONNA WAKE YOU UP IN 15 MINUTES WHEN THE DIP IS FULLY BOUGHT AGAIN JUST LIKE IT GOT BOUGHT SUNDAY NIGHT AT FUTURES OPEN YOU FUCKING BAGGIE RETARD KEK
>>62115701Anytime I think this is the bottom it just goes lower
>>62115716KEK DIP GOT BOUGHT CHIEF. YOU SHOULD REALLY BE GRATEFUL I TELL YOU HOW TO WIN IN MARKETS. YOU HAVE SCAMMERS ON YOUTUBE THAT CHARGE YOU STUPID AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR BASCIALLY WHAT IM SAYING HERE
>>62115714>>62115720They're extremely slow today for some reason.
>this marketidgiI mean... I'm not a bobo or anything, I'm making money... but idgi
>>62115721Nope. People are pricing in the peace talks working out. Just your usual load of cope.
A toast--to nvideo computer!
WHO IS BUYING THE DIP? TO THE RIGHT GUY PLEASE STOP BUYING
>>62115729the captchas have been blockaded
>>62115732thank you chip gods
>>62115733ME, SORRY. *BUYS DIP AGAIN* YOU CAN DO IT TOO, ITS EASY MONEY
IM SWITCHING TO CAUTION MODE IF THIS DIP BUY FAILS BTW. IF THE BOTTOM OF THIS DIP DOESNT HOLD, YOU CANNOT BUY CALLS UNTIL A NEW GENERATIONAL BOTTOM FORMS, SO LIKE AROUND SPY 691.90
>>62115723The $SPY is down about fifty cents since this cope-e-copium was passed around boss.
>sudden 14k volumewtf was that? insiders loading up on shorts for the "israel/lebanon peace talks going well" headline?
>>62115738That reminds me of the Hello Kitty "Changing Our Clothes" edutainment video where they wing the song"It's not so hard to do and you can do it, too!"
>>62115741LOOK MAN IM GIVING OUT THE TIPS TO SURVIVE IF THE DIP DIPS AGAIN. IT CANT GO LOWER THAN SPY 691.90 THOUGH. ITS AN UNBREAKABLE LEVEL AND SO YOU CAN EASILY BUY CALLS THERE STRESS FREE AND MAKE AN EASY GAIN
Slammies are here taking profits.
>futures
>>62115741DOUBLE BOTTOM CONFIRMED. CALLS!
>Give three (3) references, not relatives or former employers.HORSESHITAlso I hope SNDK goes the fuck back down to 700. It's nothing personal, just business.>>62115729Youtube is also fucked up.
>>62115754JUST LIST FAKE NAMES LIKE JORGE MARTINEZ OR SOMETHING AND THEN GIVE A RANDOM PHONE NUMBER FROM MEXICO
>>62115754Youtube was a bit sluggish, but it seems fine now for me. The captcha is a little faster, but it's still noticeably slow
>We're still in fearThe run to 9,000 is going to be littered with uncummed bear corpses. We're at the hope stage right now, that's why we're running on hopium.Oh and we just double bottomed for the day, we close at 6,970.Captcha is killng me today ;_;
Not a TA fag but I expect some reversion to the 200MA (blue) and 30 day rolling VWAP. I'll be adding the last of my shorts today. This is either the most legendary lockout rally ever or it's going back down.
>26 posts / 163Fucking insanity, can this retard be banned again
>>62115760CNN says nootrail
INTRADAY BOTTOM IS IN. CALLS!!!!!!>>62115762WHY CANT YOU WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY OPEX? LIKE SERIOUSLY JUST STOP RETARD. THE MARKET WILL ----NOT---- GO DOWN UNTIL AFTER OPEX. ITS PINNED. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT TO GO DOWN, IT WILL COME RIGHT BACK UP, EVEN IF THERES AN OIL SPIKE
>>62115762>everswitch to log scale and compare. it's not even close.
>>62115762THE APRIL FOOL BEARTRAPS HAVE BEEN GLORIOUS. I FUCKNIG LOVE THIS SHIT
>>62115763I think he has a new prescription from his doctor or something. Feels very pharma'ish.
>>62115741HELLO? BAGGIE?
>>62115767What are you suggesting was a more significant lockout? We're probably just using that term differently. What I mean is a lot of people were expecting another bounce lower or that this was a bull trap, instead it's a lockout. I wouldn't consider the liberation day or COVID drops a lockout type rally personally
HOPE YOU FUCKED BOBOS AT LEAST SOLD YOUR DEAD PUTS IN THE MINIDIP, KEK
TRIPSWERIPS
Why did nvideo decide to not be shit today?
>>62115778YOU HAD ONE JOB
Solded my MU, so thank me when it shoots up to 600 at closing. Decided I'd rather settle for a measly 200 than potentially lose more. Also tired of having money tied up in a stock that really won't make me much even if it does pump (I started buying at 390 and bought more at 448).
I hate that this ended up being right. this is peak clown
My fomo sense isn't tingling. No through 6965.
>>62115778^> is the only way
>>62115716HELLO? DIPS ALL GONE CHIEF. YOU DIDNT BUY IT. RETARD. KEK BAGGIE
Why yes pumping 3 weeks in one go is totally normal
How can the AI age continue if Anthropic are being a bunch of stingy kunts who have nerfed Opus?
>>62115789BUT DUMPING 6 STRAIGHT WEEKS IS? LMAO RETARD STFU YOU GOT FUCCCCCKED
Imagine how ass raped this faggot has been over the last six weeks for him to act like this
Why yes pumping 3 weeks in one go is totally normal>>62115783The most retarded shit is mostly right
>>62115792I LITERALLY SPEND THE LAST 2 WEEKS TELLING YOU RETARDS TO BUY AND YOU DIDNT DO IT AND NOW YOURE MAD AT ME? BE BETTER RETARD. YOUR FAILURES ARE YOUR OWN. YOU HAD EVERY CHANCE TO LISTEN BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE A PERMABEAR REDDITBRAIN BAGGIE DESTINED TO LIVE IN THE DIRT EATING ROADKILL AND BUGS, YOU DIDNT BUY 0DTE CALLS EVEN ONE TIME. YOU PROBABLY DIDNT DO IT BECAUSE MY POSTS BOTHER YOU MENTALLY AND YOU JUST WANTED TO INVERSE ME. NEVER DO THAT. I AM BLESSED BY DONALD PUMP. GET FUCKED BAGGIE
>>62115790local models ftw, I think Apple's gonna be the winner of the AI race after everyone's done lighting their money on fire.
>>62115741Baggie! Good to see you.Are you still banging that asian chick?
Everything is already higher than where it was before the war dip
>>62115789Just emerging from the teddy bear, kid
W BOTTOM FOR [W]HY DIDNT YOU BUY 0DTE CALLS???
Stay seething fag bot, no one is reading that shit, even funnier you didn't know this bake was up while you were shitting up the trash one, almost as funny when you disappeared when oil went back up
>even NKE is greenwow
been out all day....what the fuck is going on with the market?all i've seen on xitter and the news is constant economic doom not from the eternal doomers but from various governments, treasures and the IMF warning about energy shocks, recessions and potential bond risks not to mention rate rises being mentioned... plus the strait is still super closedyou could see it coming, but they are getting spoken about by the people that tend to send things south when they domy bags are green, but i have no idea fucking why... am i being a spastic and missed something? or are things just completely abnormal?
>portfolio made more money than my contributions so farWhew, but with all this discourse around the world, aren’t we all going to be hanged by the general public for being bourgeoisie?
>market does the thing where it rallies after the resolution of a crisis>except the crisis hasn't been resolved yetDid they forget a step?
my net worth is up 30% in the past 2 weeks and my scrum master coworkers all got laid off late last year/early this year. things are going pretty well.>>62115783bobos are such subhumans drawing random lines on a chart and making something up is enough to impress them kek.
>>62115782Good call I believe, the next leg on the MU journey I believe only starts near summer
>>62115809> pic: jap into gook
ABSOLUTELY BLISTERING GREEN FINISH. 0DTES WIN AGAIN. SHOULDVE LISTENED RETARDS. GET FUCKED BOBO
>>62115808David SOXL has been appointed new fed chairman and his first promise is to get interest rates to - 5% and get that money printer BRR'ing
>>62115815I hope my fellow MUbros make good gains. I only had 7 shares but I know some of you guys bought when it was dirt cheap.
You know things are bad when they're spamming both bakes with their faggot reddit larps, grim
>>62115813Real talk, why don’t those people ever save? I have a friend who loves to go to restaurants and events. But dude lives paycheck to paycheck.
>>62115733I just can’t help it
>Hormuz strait still closed>Iran digging in>oil price crashesWhat the fuck is going on? Is everyone really this stupid?
>>62115812You can blame whoever you want Mr Mumu.You are still coming to the party!You every single person ITT is still coming to the party! No one is allowed to miss it!
>>62115790>>62115797Gemma 4 being so fucking good at such a tiny size sold me on google winning. The amount of data they must have to train on is no joke.
>>62115827he is living his best life
DIPGODS EATING GOOD TONIGHT. BOBO BTFO AND HOMELESS>>62115829YOURE STUPID. THATS BASICALLY IT. IMAGINE THINKING ANY OF THAT AFFECTS THE US STOCK MARKET IN ANY NEGATIVE WAY. ALL OF THAT MAKES THE US ECONOMY STRONGER AND COMPANIES MAKE MORE MONEY. ITS SIMPLE
>>62115830Stop
>>62115830>ShikiBased
>>62115827They dont have a concept of "what if". Its completely in the moment. In the final analysis, im kinda jealous of that. Not that living paycheck to paycheck is nice, but being ignorant of "what if" is a huge releif.
>>62115809Looking at how things went since 2006, I have zero faith in the proletariat having any effect in society beyond being cattle. There was decade where populism and activism was dominant because of media trends but they wasted it not on class struggle but on race and gender privileges; in the end they did not redistribute wealth, instead redistributed privilege which does nothing about class imbalance. Now that media dominance is ending and the proles have nothing to leverage.
>>62115822the market is literally acting like that is happeningthe only news I see is bad news, and its getting increasingly bad and spoken of by central banks and governments nowand things like the strait closed are cumulatively bad, not one offs, and its still fucking shut
I'm going to be honest, I'm surprised the stocks rallied.
So I guess Iran is going to keep the strait closed until the Epstein market world finally has to collide with the goy real world? Is that the play? Make the manipulated Epstein markets so absurd that they finally collapse?
>>62115831Are these Gemma models going to save open claw now that Anthropic locked poorfags out?
>>62115813I have never had someone being only scrum master. It's usually on top of being tech lead. If these guys were only hired to hold 15m of meetings a day then no wonder they're gone. If they were tech leads as well then I have nonidea, maybe because tech and scrum master gets paid a lot and it's an easy way to save money.
>>62115760Did you listen anon? I spelled it all out for you.Some of you won't realise we're in a parabolic bullrun till we're well past 7,500.Some of you might.>>62115830This disgusting baggot won't.It is going over 9,000.
>>62115827Because they are soft little creatures who have never been hot or cold or hungry or dirty in their suburban lives. Those of us that grew up poor understand that money is not luxury; it is security. It is ablative armor between you and a great big world that absolutely does not give a flying fuck about you at all.
>>62115841that little faggot (me) is a millionaire
EVERY SINGLE RED CANDLE IS A GIFT. IF YOU ARENT BUYING 0DTE CALLS IN TO EVERY DIP NO MATTER HOW SMALL, YOU CANT EVEN BEAT INFLATION NOW
>>62115842LOOK RETARD. MARKETS REACT MUCH LATER TO THE EFFECTS OF WHATEVER THAN YOU DO WHEN YOU DECIDE TO PROCLAIM "EVERYTHING IS FUCKED" WHEN ITS NOT ACTUALLY FUCKED YET. YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO SLOW YOU ROLL AND WAIT 6 MONTHS FOR ANY KIND OF POTENTIAL TURNTURN IN THE STOCK MARKET. ITS UP AND TO THE RIGHT FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF SUMMER. BUY CALLS EVERY.FUCKING.DAY
Ok, I'm selling and holding a bit more cash. I think we're topping and we might get a correction soon. Good luck longers
>>62115854Ban this bot. Seriously, fuck off.
>>62115783wtf at this rate we'll reach a new ATH tomorrow...
some kinohttps://x.com/IraninSA/status/2043757392010076666
>>62115856>correction-1.25% from here at max
>>62115842>>62115829Stop getting your news from retards and read actual news sources like Axios if you want to make money. You're going to keep getting blindsided reading shit like the Kobussy letter and watching Jiang.>>62115830You should always invert goyim sentiment. This is basic market fundamentals.
>>62115822big if true
I missed out on 5k in pure profit because I didnt hold for another 1 single day. idk how im going to sleep tonight
>>62115849There might be some truth to this, I grew up poor.
>>62115858BE LESS MAD RETARDED BROKE ASS BOBO BAGGIE KEK
>>62115831>google winningthen why is gemini unusable?>>62115859we are $3 below it right now
ANY TIME THE STOCK MARKET MAKES A MOVE THIS BIG. IT NEVER GOES DOWN RIGHT AWAY. ITS GOING TO TAKE WEEKS, MONTHS, AND POTENTIALLY YEARS DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH DONALD PUMP BLESSES UP TO EVER SEE ANOTHER RED DAY IN MARKETS EVER AGAIN
I want to point out I called 6965 basically since open and that I made money doing it and you could have too.
>>62115864Lol the same spam again
>>62115848You’re coming to Mr Bobos party.Every single one of you is. Your family. Your friends. Normies. Jews. Muslims. Nordics. Meds. Cissoids. Faggots. Trannys. Ancaps. Commies. 4chinners. 2channers. Redditors. Xitter critters. Insta thots. Facebook boomers. African pygmies who have to drive their wooden scooters through the jungles of the Congo 3 days for petrol are coming. Somehow, the North Sentinel Islanders make it.Everyone is coming to the party.It is no meme.There is no hyperbole.A party like the one Mr Bobo has in store can’t be missed.You will be in attendance.
I had April 17 QQQ calls I bought a few weeks ago for 30k.Just sold them for 42k :)
>>62115871COOL I JUST SAID BUY 0DTE CALLS IM NOT SOME NERD WHO CARES ABOUT ANY LEVELS OTHER THAN VWAP
>>62115847scrum masters are just jira cheerleadersIn our place we have more people talking about work and doing frameworks and creating more processes than do actual fucking work, and they're the area that is still fucking growing which means even more time is taken up by whatever batshit process these new people come up withworked out the other month that about 30-40% of our sprints are lost to this shite... random calls, communities, reviews, checklists, frameworks etc - as well as the usual agile crap
>Burry is short NVDA and long ADBE
Are 0DTE calls on SPY the way to go? Prices are cheap because theta decay while also playing off gamma. I bought a 690 call for $40 bucks yesterday before close and it is now up by 1000%.
>>62115866If you made money at all, that is cause for rejoicing anon.>>62115870No, those of us that took a shellacking in February remember very well how the market can spook itself on no news of anything. Also, quit shouting on allcaps.
>China just goes through Trump's blockade, gaping his asshole and forcing him to clean the cum and shit afterwardsHoly shit, America is IRRELEVANT.
>>62115808You have to understand that the market is trying to get profit for as long as possible, down to the last picosecond. They know it'll all collapsing but they know it isn't now. That means between now and then is a time in which profit can be extracted.Pic related.
Spamming this place to make idiots fomo into calls, while you load up on putsHow many more days of this faggot trash jeet larp spam do we get before the crash, lemme guess two weeks
man I cannot wait for bears to have their week/month.
>>62115879Burry is a retard.
trump actually fixed the market? it was all a nothing burger just like tariffs from last year?
>>62115866Anon, I sold 1500 shares of SOXL at $55 after buying at $52.
>>62115876BASED>>62115882LOOK MAN THE CAPS TRIGGER REDDITORS I CANT HELP MYSELF. JUST REMEMBER IM NOT SHOUTING, IM WHISPERING LOUDLY
>>62115888No, real price of oil is actually 200$. it's just that markets are still delusional.
>>62115889Could be worse, we could've lost money I guess. Not that that's making me feel any better, just makes me want to FOMO back in but I can feel it cliffdiving the moment my order fills.
I’m not having very much sox-sess
Is that anon who was talking about ipo nukes or whatever in indices a few threads back right? Should we be worried indexbros?
BLISTERING UNRELENTING GREEN. BOBO GOT FUCKED AND IT WILL TAKE 10 YEARS FOR THEM TO COME BACK
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62115892You should let OIL anon know who these "$200 oil buyers" are before he has to store this shit in his basement.
>7 weeks since the market started dipping>2 since weeks since the bottom>green ytddid everyone survive the great depression of 2026?
>>62115896if that becomes a thing they'll just stop adding them to the ETFs unless you mean something else
>>62115898>+.51%
>>62115898+5.8%
>>62115815>tfw had 100 share call for 435 and it ran over thatstill got 230 shares but eh>>62115898forgot to sell before 4pm, fucked tomorrow.
>>62115898+5.56%Like the shitty american guns.
But how can I eat stocks?
I just sold SOXX Jun 18 calls for $7, literally free money lmao
>>62115898Today: +2.29%This Week: +4.01%This Month: +12.03%This Year: +0.83%the despair is ending, finally
HY9H 900 EOM trust the plan.
>>62115886*Decade, Mr. Mumu.Bears to have their Decade.
This "ADP weekly employment change" number is a cheer leading psyop completely detached from reality, isn't it?For the feel-good only...>US private employers added an average of 39,250 jobs per week over the four weeks ending March 28, 2026, according to the ADP Research Institute. This represents a sharp increase from the 26,000 weekly jobs created in the prior period and marks the fourth consecutive week of improvement in hiring. Job creation reached its highest level since weekly tracking began in September 2025.
>>62115898+13%no options too, stocks only
>>62115898+11.23%
>>621158983.52%, chiefly due to good old MU. We'll see if it continues to live up to its sterling credentials, but I am pretty goddam gunshy still. Keep those trailing stop loss orders in place anons, and average back in a bit at a time.
>>62115910Oh, forgot my chartfucking captcha lag is distracting me
>>62115903I was talking about this>>62113748>>62113817>>62113904
Putting all my money in China. Petro yuan soon, Pooh to the MOON!
Tranny avatar closing the day, grim
>>62115898+7.24% today. Sold MUU and of course it's still blasting off into outer space without me, naturally. Consoling myself by repeating that Rothschild quote about how him and all his buddies were rich because they bought late and sold early
>>62115915Do you actually have specific information about why the market would meltup and then meltdown, or is this just another schizo LARP?
>>62115917ADP were the ones that correctly identified the labor market being shit starting in 2024 way before BLS revised it. ADP is usually on point because they're a private company with actual data and not some poorly run government office still mailing out surveys.I can see the job market getting better right now, although NOT FOR CODECELS. Get a REAL job you fucking losers.
>>62115924Right so index fund trackers like voo or spy will simply exclude IPOs from their holdings if they prove to be detrimental. they're not stupid they want to make money. this is just retarded doomer fud
What's with the super slow loading of captchas today, the site is barely useable.
>>62115923bro....
Eight days ago I sold 1000 shares of SOXL for $52 a share and thought I made money. Oh, to be young and naive again. Take me back frens. >>62115898-0.38 redDid we lose another ding bro?
Sizzle index seems pretty high on SPY bros. With a distinct call bias.
>>62115907Seething parasitic ivan
>>62115923how do I read this chart? What is each curve?
Is the play to swap between SNXX and MUU every day? Maybe... *sniffs* Maybe...
Mumu's are too cocky right now, it will be their undoing
>44 posts by this id>15.12% of the threadJesus, give him some medication already. Or are his pills too pricey already?
spx closes at 6969classic
>>62115944MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT. YOU WONT EVEN GET A DIP TO SELL YOUR DEAD PUTS INTO. YOU WILL HOLD YOUR PUTS TO 0. NO NEWS WILL DROP TO SAVE YOU. NOTHING. YOU GO TO 0. YOU LOSE
>>62115944I agree but look screamanon said it was Opex week so we lichereally can not dump
>>62115944>Mumu's
>>62115536How do I make a lot of money by EOM?RIGHT ANSWERS ONLY THIS TIME.
>>62115934An impressive V, no?>>62115941Just look at the dates. One is my performance since 1/1/2025, the other is since 1/1/2026.
>it only took until tuesday
>>62115951ASHQUAR NO
>>62115930Well, then everything's awesome, I guess.
This is wonderful!We managed to double the all time high of prior years!Mr. Bobo is ahead of schedule!
>>62115952short oil futures and those overnight bank loan rates. the vix will also spike once more sometime in between tomorrow and 30.04
i am heading out. i dont plan to bake. glta.
>>62115953>Just look at the dates. One is my performance since 1/1/2025, the other is since 1/1/2026.Don't @ me like this was obvious. Why do you have two different curves if they're both tracking the same thing?
>>62115963>>62115963>>62115963>>62115964likewise
>>62115946he made some real.. connections today
>>62115870stairs up, elevator downi hate your dumb spam
>>62115968ngmi
>>62115971More like elevator up 100 floors.Stairs down 8.Back into the elevator for another 100 up.
>>62115970kino datavizualisation
>>62115968They're not tracking the same thing. They're two different years. Also, neither of them are total performance over all time. I don't have daily data going back for that though, so I can't really chart that.
>>62115928>de-dollarization>shiller p/e ratio>consumer confidence dropping>hawkish stance>private credit fiasco>stagflation>ai bubblecould be any one of these things could be a catalyst. probably others too. buffett is still in cash.
I hate this market
>>62115860>palmer luckey repostedi'm nooooticinganduril ipo WHEN??
>>62115989>They're not tracking the same thing. They're two different years.No wonder you're doing so poorly if you're this retarded. they are tracking the same thing, one just has a longer history. The information from the 2026 curve is contained completely within the 2025 curve. Displaying both is redundant.
>>62115791STRAIGHT FUCKIN REBOUNDS INCLUDED YOU FAGGOT. WHY DID WE EVEN DUMP PRIOR OT THE WAR AND AND NOW RECOVER BACK TO IT DESPITE THE EFFECTS OF THe waRAS IF THIS RETARDED PUMPING ISN'T HAPPENING TO UNFUCK THE WORST CONSUMER SENTIMENT SO THAT THE REPUBLIKEKS CAN WIN THE MIDTERMS BECAUSE AMERICANS WILL VOTE WHOEVER PUMPS THEIR 401k THE MOSTThe PPI was 4% and that iS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLISH because it was wasn't 5%
>>62115975ironically it is you who is ngmi, the chart could've been something more interesting like arbitrage
>>62116007Yes, obviously, but it's neat to be able to see YTD performance.
>>62116055it would make more sense to bold the vertical line where the new year starts and consolidate into one line, or to stop printing the 2025 curve once the year ends. otherwise it's confusing, I thought you might've been running two separate strategies that were 100% correlated for whatever reason or something or that it was some stat arb thing
>>62116072Well they aren't actually the same numbers. You'll notice that the dip at the end March is deeper for the orange than the blue line. That's because the blue line already started at like -47% in 2026. Yes, they're going to be completely correlated, but the percentages aren't exactly the same.
kek HGRAF baggies>>62116114*kills you*
>>62116126he really does talk to himself. jfc.
