panicans baited edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previously on /smg/>>62115282
> futures
can we please get a -1% day tomorrow that's all I'm asking at this point please just spare a bear some crumbs
STOCK MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT. BELIEVERS MADE MONEY TODAY. BOBOS GOT FUCKED
Anyone else long hood? Also wtf is going on with the captcha? Israel getting bombed again?
Looks Mr Mumu! DOUBLE the all time high!In New York and Washington DC they can already see Mr Bobo!Why can't You!? When Mr Bobo gets here you aren't going to be able to pretend he isn't real anymore!
Hyperinflation is rugging the dollar. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
buy GRRR sirs
Shiki poster needs to go
>>62115982would anyone please post bobinas?
>futures
>>62115963Baited no one, fag
>>62115982stop this fag shit please retard
>>62115982You have no specific information about why you think the market is going to meltup and then meltdown. I asked you last thread and you didn't respond. You're a LARPer and you should kys you'reself.
>>62115982BASED ANIME GUY
>China orders refiners to keep running at 2025 levels regardless of costsPuts a government mandated floor on crude demand>Airlines ask EU to mandate 90 day jet fuel reserve for each countryPuts a government mandated floor on fuel demandDo you see where this is going
why is Palmer Luckey of all people reposting Irani ai memes?
>filing my taxes>owe over 120k>20k in my bank accountITS OVER
also that nano nuclear got back to 23 was not without thought to it
>market being irrationally green brings all the spamming schizos out of the woodworkwhat's the correlation here, does money make you retarded or something or are they poorgay larps gone wrong
>>62115991buffet is like 95 years old. he should be in cash.
>>62115982Stop!
>>62116005TIME TO STOP PAYING TAXES. THE SYSTEM IS GONNA COLLAPSE ANYWAY
>>62116008Retard market brings out the retard posters who think they're geniuses.
I want to see a decade-long 80% stock market crash just for the faggots who've turned the S&P500 into a fucking religion to get egg on their dumb faces. Stupid fucking morons who don't have a single clue about value don't deserve gains. These people are why abominations like Bitcoin and Michael Saylor exist.
The JPY is fucking imploding in real time and everybody is looking elsewhere at clown shit that doesn't matter.
I think faggot shills who make up words like panicans and unironically support trump should be banned for trolling
>>62115898+3.26%. Unlikely, but if TSM goes up another couple percent tomorrow, I'm taking profit instead of holding through earnings.
>>62116003Prices will rise until demand destruction happens somewhere
>>62116005it's literally possible to ask the irs to have delayed tax payments and not via bankruptcy either. there was a form, 4868 for income taxes but there were others. it's literally not tax evasion if you warn the government you can't pay your taxes and send them some percentage of funds in good will or something. in general the government doesn't care about getting back money it'd issued but would care about goyim staying in linehttps://www.irs.gov/filing/get-an-extension-to-file-your-tax-return
>>62115983I thought the handle was "gigamilei"
>>62116016no it's not
I gavd in and bought ASML for earnings so be advised SOXL is dumping 20% tomorrow because i simply cannot win
>>62116014I want to see a decade-long 8000% stock market pump just for the faggots who've turned Boboism into a fucking religion to get egg on their dumb faces. Stupid fucking morons, etcetera etceterathe whole point of a business is to increase value retard>>62116025>>62116005just talk to the irs give 'em the "ahh my leg hurts best i can do is 5 bucks a month"
>>62116025from https://www.irs.gov/payments/get-help-with-tax-debt"Make a paymentPay what you can, then consider other options here."the irs literally doesn't care so long as there'd not have been crimes involved and there had been warnings in advance
>>62116016Old economic saying. There are 4 types of economies: Developed, underdeveloped, Japan, and Argentina.I just wish my grandfather was still alive to see the yen become worth as much as half a fucking penny lmao.
>>62116032>"ahh my leg hurts best i can do is 5 bucks a month"
>takes 3 minutes to make one post nowhow do I short 4chan
Who is making money on the spread between paper futures and spot crude?
>>621160254868 is just an extension to submit the tax return, not an extension to pay. Setting up a payment plan is a different process.
>>62116040Scott Bussy
why the FUCK is oil dropping
>>62116037what a vicious act of anti-semitsm by that anti truck of peace barricade. Tehran deserves to be nuked for this
why is s&p 7000 lol
So, is the end of the conflict already priced in by now? Surely we can't go that much higher too soon?
>>62116044Hopium
I capitulated on my puts and went full port into calls. Do what you like with this info. I care not.
>>62116045White lady acting sanctimonious at the end really tops the whole thing off
>>62116040https://www.nbim.no/>>62116041knower
>>62116046>>62116049I think they are trying to create fomo to unload bags on retail ath
>>62116051it's over
>>62116038The israeli government is DDoS'ing 4chan. They're going to launch false flag attacks on the United States to force us into a ground invasion, and they can't afford to have us talking about it. Buy oil.
KEK OIL BAGGIES NEH
Just turned all my money into yuan. The western world is over, America is over, Europe is over, Israel is over.
>>62116061that's why it takes long to post? i thought it was just meit fucking sucks
TSLA earnings next week btw.
is the 4chins sperging out atm?
>>62116061>>62116065that's not how clearwebs work. cloudflare serving the captcha and infrastructure to have run websites use separate computers
>European oil refining margins turn negative, bucking global trendPeak clown world.Google the reuters article yourself. Fuck you stupid ass spam filter for not allowing me to post the link, even with removing the dots and shit. Somehow you don't mind when it's a fucking Axios link. Really fun to have to make the post 5 times with 2 minutes fucking captchas.
>>62116067It was me.In all seriousness it may have been. I informed the jannies of an issue regarding the captcha and anti-vpn method a couple of weeks ago.They may be trying to implement some kind of fix for that but have simultaneously mangled it in the meantime.
>>62116070>>62116038>>62116065xitter was down too just now for a bit
>>62116025>>62116033Thanks. I didn't wanna take out my gains thats been on a huge dip lately to pay these theft wages. this will buy me some time
Kek, I've spent the entire day playing Yakuza 0 until my gf came and sucked my off, and I have 4k USD more than yesterday, 12k up from pre war levels.More days like this please.
>>62116066TSLA is finished, that's why Muskrat is rushing the SpaceX IPO to unload his space bags and lock in some liquidity as his TSLA is about to plummet.
are there still missiles and drone bombings going on in the middle east?>>62116071that's demand destruction, bearish for oil
My NVDA bag is almost at breakeven
>>62116080>Its over for real this time!I can't tell if people are serious or being ironic anymore.
>>62116071Jesus fucking christ. How can I play this?
>>62116071SO THEY JUST DESTROY DEMAND ENOUGH THAT THE SPOT PRICE GOES DOWN, EASY. STOCK MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT. BOBO BTFO KEK BAGGIE
>>62116071>fuck the futures market with a load of government money>subsidise the refiners with more government money to cover the gap you created so they keep refining>spend a lot of money just to make things look better than they are with a fuck ton of overhead and additional effort despite the situation remaining exactly the same with the strait closed
>>62116088DO NOTHING. ACCEPT THE ESTABLISHMENT ALWAYS WINS. THERES NO PLAY FOR YOU, RETAIL BAGGIE
>>62116070to refresh the page without caches for example via private windows being faster than getting captchas would have been one example. the website would have run faster than the captcha service>>62116075whenever pressing f5 on a private window would return a webpage faster than clicking on buttons to have interacted with such page would there'd have probably been problems on what computer networks would have run the uploads, not the downloads
>>62116086They are facing quite a lot more competition now. I routinely see adverts for electric car companies I'd never heard of up until about a year ago on UK TV and they're starting to appear around the place in person.The fact he's rolling the AI into spaceX as opposed to Tesla is also interdasting.
>>62116081They never stopped, we're just pretending they did. Israel already said they aren't stopping until the whole region is theirs.
>>62116081>are there still missiles and drone bombings going on in the middle east?Yeah, in Lebanon and northern Israel
>>62116089It's not demand destruction, its supply destruction and the supply has already been destroyed quite a bit as we are nearly 2 billion barrels short globally right now.
>>62116088kek go long on oil over a cope post, retard. Do it
>>62116041Which, by the way, since I know a bunch of you were buying Teucrium ETFs like WEAT and CANE earlier this year - you're going to have to file a 4868 in 2027, because these guys are physically incapable of producing a Schedule K-3 before June.
>>62116088Long crude contracts but july/august/September ones, and short SPY.These retards at the treasury thought their 3 days military expedition would be over soon, and their little tricks would work and no problems would arise. Would have been true indeed if it didn't last long.Now, problems are popping up. And they're popping up fast. The level of dysfunction of the markets is off the charts. Expect even more funny counter-intuitive shit in the next few weeks.
>>62116086we're post-irony anon, keep upanyways i switched my racehorse to AAPL from NVDA too early today
>>62116100stunt on these hoes anont. shorted oil and will do it again faggot ass fund baggies
>>62116094In America there have been multiple EV competitors and almost all of them have gone bankrupt trying to copy Tesla.As for AI, he might just want to separate focus of each company, its hard to say but I don't think its a bad or good thing.
>>62116106The US market is a small fraction of the EV market. The US market isn't even the majority of Tesla's sales despite Tesla being headquartered in the US.
>>62116116Not only are you wrong with a simple Google search, anon was talking about the UK. You're literally just retarded.
>>62116102Wouldn't it cause a squeeze in gasoline and jet fuel futures, not oil?>>62116091>>62116099Gas yourself you desperate fucking shill.
>want to brag to mom about how well i'm doing in the market>ask her to guess my net worth to add to the drama>she overestimates by a lotx.x
>>62116102yea bro those idiots are the treasury of the United States of America sure stand to get BTFO by EUROPEAN refineries experiencing demand destruction. You might want to read the article fuckwit>By contrast, in the U.S. Gulf, heavy sour coking margins strengthened last week compared with the March average, IEA data showed. In Singapore, similarly, medium sour cracking margins were also stronger last week than their March averages. The squeeze in Europe reflects rising crude costs as Asian refiners compete aggressively for cargoes
>>62116132Your mom looks like that? o_O
>vix bleeding>/smg/ slowing down
>>62116136BOBOS COMPLETELY BTFO
>>62116132well no mommy sex for you tonight you big old disappointment I'm sure you'll be blogposting here to your imaginary gf about it all night
>>62116132she wants your dih bro>>62116136nah it's the shitty fucking captcha that takes a minute to loadshit's broken
>>62116132Never go full port disclosure. Only enough to be mildly impressive.
>>62116071>check map >there's a road that's not on the map>bring in a team of excavators>rip up the road and burry it>???>profitEveryone knows its the little green slips of paper, and not reality that matters silly goose.
I want you all to know that I made a lot of money today, fuck the bears!God bless Trump and the USA!
Sndk is going back to 600 right? Right?
>>62116140>nah it's the shitty fucking captcha that takes a minute to loadI just had to clear my cookies and it got rid of the annoying 30 second wait to get the captcha. Give that a shot.
>>62116132You're supposed to tell nobody about your net worth. I never told anyone how much I had until my parents freaked out about getting fired.
>>62116136It's the fuckass captcha
>>62116125What is wrong?In 2024, 11% of all BEV sales were in the USSource:https://www.iea.org/reports/global-ev-outlook-2025/trends-in-electric-car-markets-2Tesla's sales in 2025 were 1.64m. Tesla's sales in the US were 589k, which is 36%.Sources:https://ir.tesla.com/press-release/tesla-fourth-quarter-2025-production-deliveries-deploymentshttps://www.coxautoinc.com/insights/q4-2025-ev-sales-report-commentary>anon was talking about the UKI assumed he meant Tesla was facing more competition in aggregate and mentioned the UK as an example. You then mentioned the US market, as if that was the market that mattered.It's worth noting that the US EV market is not only a small fraction of the global EV market, the US EV market is also quite unique because it has fully banned Chinese competition, including many Chinese components, so success in the US market does not predict success in the global market.
>>62116132I will get a big YTD % so my mom will be proud of me!>>62116147That was the bottom sorry anon it's going right back to 300 after it's 1:10 stock split
>>62116135no, that's a metaphorical representation of my feelings when that event occurred>>62116139with luck. where is she?>>62116141that's what i'll do from now on, i lost my cool for real and it's my fault.financially speaking, we're gonna go up unless china blockades taiwan, in which case we'll go down but (you) won't have time to react.
DONT THINK JUST BECAUSE ITS AFTERHOURS THE UP AND TO THE RIGHT MARKET HAS STOPPED. BOBO WILL BE CRUSHED TO DUST BY EVERY BLISTERING GREEN CANDLE
>6970
bobinas with big boobs scare the shills
ITSSSSSS TIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEE
>>62116157What are you shills going to do when the pumps run dry and there's no food on the shelves?
YOU WILL WAKE UP TO SPY 700 AND YOU WILL ASK YOURSELF WHY DIDNT I JUST GET CALLS AND I WILL CALL YOU A RETARD FOR NOT GETTING CALLS. BUT 0DTE CALLS WILL WORK TOMORROW AS WELL AT THE OPEN AND ON EVERY RED CANDLE. BOBO COMPLETELY DECIMATED
>>62116156same place she's alway been schizoin your imaginationweird my ytd went from 40.85 yesterday to 44.46 today but I was down .58% on the day. Must be a day lag
>>62116161ILL JUST GET 0DTE PUTS INSTEAD, LMAO. GET FUCKED PERMABEAR BAGGIE
>>62116071I know there's some major fuckery going on with the price of oil right now, but there are so many biased, political hacks on the interwebs spreading misinformation (see >>62116162 as a tiny example) that I have no clue how to profit from the situation. I think I just have to accept that I'm too much of a brainlet to see through the bullshit and make a profit. Congrats to anyone that can time their short/long correctly though, they're going to make generational wealth.
I gooned 3 times today, did ZERO work and lost 2K on an oil trade while missing out on another 3K because I had hegded my SPY.The peptides arriving tomorrow better fix me back up or I'm gonna kill a nigga...
>>62116167i have a weird feeling the 0dte puts won't be very liquid on the way down
Uh guys we are pumping backwards in AH
>>62116153i will stop mr bobo posting for only one moment to give anons an important safety reminderif you ever EVER under any circumstances encounter a woman and notice the top of her sclera above her iris, you need to runevery single woman i have noticed this with ends up hospitalized for mental issuesour companies front desk lady quit last week and is now is now apparently in a restraint vest at a university hospital, and she regularly made this facewhite above iris, you run
>>62116171bears living their best life
Bears become bear rugs, bulls become bull braps
>>62116172SPY OPTIONS ARE THE MOST LIQUID THING YOU CAN GET IN THIS MARKET, BID ASK IS ALWAYS A PENNY WIDE. WEIRD BOBO COPE LMAO
>>62116155That was the bottom? What 900? I have a feeling after this massive move for 2 weeks and nothing but straight up that there's going to be some serious sell-offs. R... right?
>>62116173OIL CERTAINLY IS. I HOPE YOU WERENT GETTING EXCITED FOR 20 CENTS ON THE SPY OR QQQ THOUGH THATS SOME EXTREME COPE. ITS ALREADY HIGHER NOW ANYWAY
>>62116180Yeah>>62116182take a chill pill it's all in good fun only 1% on my little MU
>trading SPY options instead of SPXdo people really?
>>62116132I'd tap your heroine
>>62116175sanpaku
aKeK is so euphoric on the day he smoked 10 bowls of crack
wise market advice
>>62116175yang sanpaku, really bad signyin sanpaku is common especially nowadays>>62116178take a deep breath & read what i said again to try to put the meaning of the words together
Iran struck a cargo ship a couple hours ago.There has never been anything so bullish.
>>62116016I know it's great I'm buying so much anime merch but then I get fucked by higher shipping costs anyway so it basically doesn't matter.
>>62116186Spoiler alert, don't sell SPX puts. If you wanna buy calls fine, but selling is a catastrophic loss realization machine.
You know Pam Bondi is going to be relieved once the DOW beats ATH
>>62116172You're talking to ranjeet, anon, you're wasting your time. Look at who loves their 0dte shit.
>>62116192thank god i was starting to worry about my pibber calls or should i say praise allah>>62116196what why would selling puts be worse than buying calls? i thought selling options was the big brain move
GO DOWN BITCHLOOK AT THAT BEARISH CANDLEGO BACK AND FILL THE GAP
>>62116201because you sell a put, you open yourself to be anally raped. when you buy a call, you only lose your initial principal. a lesser form of anal rape.
>>62116201>i thought selling options was the big brain moveanyone peddling this nonsense is retarded
>Come back to work after month-long hiatus>immediately start binge-eating and procrastinating behaviors again
>>62116201>i thought selling options was the big brain moveIf you sell puts on stocks, you're picking up pennies in front of a steamroller. You're being bullish, but you don't participate in the upside. You just say "it won't decrease further", but generally stocks go either up or down. They don't really hover that much.But SPX is not a stock, it's an index. If you get assigned, you just lose the money. You don't get any shares you can sell later.
BEARGODS IT'S OUR TIME THE DUMP IS HAPPENIN
>>62116209>rising saars
>>62116207but when you get assigned you've bought the dipthe lines gonna go back up sooner rather than later>>62116211o i c that's an actual explanationnot gonna stop selling puts on stocks that i'm bullish on tho
>>62116213alright, you made me look
>>62116221>MU -1.63%It's tru doeAlso WOW she is really preeettyyy Mommy mommy mommy MOMMY MOOOOOMMYYYYY
>>62116215thats true. I don't sell options generally unless its part of a spread.
>invest in SPY>make decent money>invest in SPMO>it's just more moneywhat's the catch with SPMO? rebalances every 6 months, seems legit, should I abandon my beloved SPY for it? expense ratio is only 0.13% too
>He didn't buy NOWDespite all the >NOWS Posting.It has been a memetic sign from kek herself.NOW is our next meme stonk. I'm going balls deep.
>>62116210I'm still 'self-employed'
>>62116209It’s not so simple, when you are young, you should be a an optionsfag just like you should be a democrat.With age an experience you learn the error of your ways. But the core must be there. If you were never a gambler at heart, you’ll never make it in the market.Every wizened GOATed investor billionaire preaching patience and steady returns started out as either as n extremist gambler or bobo.Buffet made his bones on cigarette butt companies no one would touch with a ten foot poll. Howard Marks made his on risky debt.Those guys are now the pillars of the “slow and stead” investment community.
Quick reminder GDP is a derivative of energy availability
>>62116228Generally, it's better, but not always, especially if there is a market regime change, and it's not always enough better.
>>62116236no, this is all irrelevant and it is indeed as simple as I said. there is not intrinsic edge in selling options the skew of the returns and risk is just different.
>>62116242>market regime change>SPMO re-balances every 6 monthsisn't this the exact scenario where SPMO would win though?
>>62116243>>62116236You two are talking past each other. One of you believes the other guy advocated for being in stocks, no options, only. The other guy thinks the other guy advocated for selling no puts, but buying options.
Reddit spacing faggots make the worst posts
>>62116248Yeah, that's why I said it was all irrelevant. But I'm not advocating for buying options, just saying anyone preaching selling as if there's edge in that alone is retarded and wrong, since the original anon said>i thought selling options was the big brain moveTo which I replied >anyone peddling this nonsense is retardedAnd that other anon gave me that reddit spaced slop post in response.
>>62116238If the market were rational, it would be downBut the market is not rational
>>62116192BULLISH FOR THE STOCK MARKET. UP AND TO THE RIGHT FOREVER
>>62116238thankfully we have solar and wind to power the data centers and don't need oil anymore. thank you greta , I mean it
>>62116153There was routinely 10+ smgs a day for weeks during this "war", so no I don't think its the captcha
I'm poorfag and I'm thinking of investing in purely Israeli and Taiwanese companies because I think US stocks are overvalued and I see israeli stocks are doing pretty well even considering the war. I have 20,000 to invest immediatelyOr should I just not be a retard and dump it all into a Vanguard ETF like VOO
HOOD is back
>>62116238QUICK REMINDER THERES PLENTY OF ENERGY AVAILABILITY. AMERICA HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH OIL
>>62116233I will gladly short NOW>>62116256Kino
The Hormussy is not laying her eggs as much as she used to... Menopause kicked in, bros
>>62116268NOW OVERLAY THIS ON THE CHART OF THE STOCK MARKET GOING RELENTLESSLY UP AND TO THE RIGHT AND NOTICE HOW MUCH THIS STUPID STRAIT DOESNT MATTER
>>62116268Before this started, it was said if it goes on more than three weeks it'd be the worst energy crisis we've ever seen. Thankfully the market forward-looked past that and we're back before it happened.
The US financial system is a scam. Long precious metals and yuan-denominated assets.
>>62116268>Hormussy is tighter now>menopauseThat's not how anything works
>>62116271Ban yourself you spamming faggot larping jeet russnigger janny
>>62116273LMAO THAT BLOKE WAS PISSED M8 INNIT VEGEMITE
>>62116275New cope just dropped
>>62116277BE HONEST. HOW BAD DID YOU GET BTFO TRYING TO SHORT THIS RIP YOUR FACE OFF RALLY?? BOBO BTFO AND BROKE
>>62116275what's up chinkleaf
>>62116273Why are they just sitting there
>>62116282>1PBTIDNot playing your rigged game. Enjoy hyperinflation.
>>62116283Forced meme is stale and boringKill yourself faggot janny
HYPERINFLATION ENJOYER HERE *BUYS SPY 0DTE CALLS AT OPEN EVERY DAY AND PROFITS BIGLY*THANK YOU DONALD PUMP YOUVE CHANGED MY LIFE
>>62116286>imblying
I'VE COME TO RAPE AND PLUNDER YOUR VIRGIN MAIDEN PORTFOLIOSHAND OVER YOUR FINEST TICKER IN TRIBUTE
>>62116289Nothing ever happens
>>62116290SORRY ABOUT YOUR PUTS. YOU CAN BUY CALLS ANYTIME. WELL ANYTIME DURING MARKET HOURS HAHA
>>62116291This is spamming/flooding.
>>62116294NOT IN AMERICA IT ISNT. PLENTY OF OIL HERE. STOCK MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRIES THAT CANT GET OIL. ALL OF THOSE COUNTRIES COMBINED ISNT EVEN WORTH 10% OF NVIDIA TICKER SYMBOL NVDA
>>62116299YOU ARE RETARDED/BROKE.BUY CALLS NEXT TIME WHEN I TELL YOU TO BOBO
>>62116294Will SPY break 700 tomorrow?
>>62116289I’m just walking my dog. And yeah it’s rigged. But so are pms and China.
>>62116294So what you're saying is, number should go up tomorrow???
>>62116302YES. IT MAY EVEN GET THERE BY PREMARKET. 0DTE CALLS SHOULD WORK AT OPEN THOUGH. MAYBE SPY 710
Your spamming is proof of how corrupt this sites moderation is and how biased the bans are, anything negative about trump or russia gets banned and labeled off topic
absolutely insufferable spamfaggot. kill yourself after you discover grass
should I load up on T and MO
>>62116275>long something easier to manipulate than markets>long something the government can confiscateThis is not the way.I unironically think longing Persian rugs for example would be a good idea.Its an inflationary hedge, many will be destroyed, its too small of a market for the US government to intervene and will never seriously challenge a failing dollar.(physical) Art in general will do quite well. Though, you will have to know what\ you are doing to avoid getting heemed.As with any market right now you want to be a pig not a hog.If art goes up too much they will find a way to financialize and fag it out - fractional ownership shares of a Matisse. But art is kind of sacred to elites as its one of the main legitimizers of wealth since time immemorial, so its fairly protected from that sort of thing. (For the same reason if things really go tits up, you're still safe, as Chinamen will want it for this same reason).>>62116000You have bitched at me for ages to throw you a spoon. Here is one example of how you should be thinking.
You must be having a sore troath from yelling all the time. Here, have some cum
Your spamming is proof of how corrupt this site's moderation is and how biased the bans are, anything negative about trump or russia sends you faggots into meltdown mode bantime
Well Howdy smiggers and smiggettes. I was just roaming through the prarie and thought I'd drop by.I'm fixing to shoot me a heap of NOW & IREN calls, whaddya say to that, partner?WTFWT OIL DUMPING
>smiggettes
>>62116314Not trueFUCK TRUMP AND FUCK RUSSIASee?
>>62116314hey, I was banned for using parenthesis
>>62116284Good catch
>>62116314Jannies also seem to have a problem with picrel
>>62116306try talking about stocks or markets in Stock Market General.nothing you have posted is on topic at all. not even close. >>62115996>>62116017>>62116253>>62116277>>62116290
>>62116316FYI a smigger in a dress is every bit a smigette as a biological smiggette, bigot!
>>62116315>WTFWT OIL DUMPINGNEWS????WHAT THE HELLY
oil bros....its over
I think I will be unsubscribing.Sosnoff was their Michaels,everybody else on their team is a Jannetty.
>>62116310sure go for it. i bought a few VZ shares today.
>>62116326INSIDERS LOADING AHEAD OF A TRVTH NVKETRIPS WE RIPS
Not only has this faggot spent days on end spamming and flooding the general, he's in here begging and trollingFuck this faggot mentally ill larping jeet vatnigger janny, jerking your lil faggot mutilated snownigger kike cock for the attention your shit coin threads fail to produce, just turning this place into another dead thread on this dead boardsmigger, panican, baggot etc your faggot slang is lame but I guess that's how you get around the bans when you're intent is to blatantly break the rules and then kike pilpul your way out of it
>>62116328THE GOVERNMENT LITERALLY TOLD YOU THEY WERE SHORTING OIL!?!?!ARE YOU IGNORANT OR RETARDED?Oil is abiotic,created infinitely from the earth its real price wlshould be about $5 a barrel.Admit you were outsmarted by trump for siding with stinky brown goat fuckers and Trading based upon hate.
OIL IS COMPLETELY DONE. ITS GOING TO 60>>62116335STAY MAD BAGGIE KEK
>>62116247>>62116332dear /smg/, i'm sorry for double posting, i booted up my pc from sleep and the reply box said connection error so i posted it again without realizing it actually did go through i will do better, thank you for your time
>>62116334>>62116326oil charts looks too perfect of a>le head and shouldersfor it to not invert whatever you thought it would be doing
>>62116323Eat shit you ball gargling faggot, making excuses and deflecting for your faggot discord tranny boyfriend
>>62116323lol brutal
>>62116341>This green light is actually telling me to stopSometimes it is too obvious because it is just obvious.
>>62116335
STOCK MARKET GOES RELENTLESSLY UP AND TO THE RIGHT, BLISTERING GREEN CANDLES WHILE >>62116342 CRIES INCESSANTLY AND THE REST OF US GET RICH
come on guys coach is right
>>62116335You're mad about russians when you should be mad about israelis. That poster is an israeli, and so are the people whispering in Trump's ear. The whole Trump-russsia meme only happened because people were too chicken to call out his actual connections to israel. I'm going to be slurping oil calls tomorrow if it drops further btw.
>>62116337Retarded Bullshit!!!! You’re from the 1800’s kek
>>62116336>no mention of Techron™Good for engines, good for me.
>>62116342haha you are so mad you are malding and just throwing stupid insults at everyone, it's hilarious, did you just lose a bunch of money on oil? (btw it just broke below $90) In unrelated news to the loser bearsES IS OVER 7000 WE DID IT REDDIT!700070007000CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES!
>>62116337debt and currency are abiotic toooil is - despite of it all - going to ~$200 stillwhich doesn't necessarily mean that stock murketts won't be reaching new ATH after ATH after ATHi wonder at what you'll seethe more.the truth or my reddit spacing.
>>62116349>he's israeli I would be willing to be a lot of money that he is Latino.
>>62116357Whatever he is he's making me money
how it feels lately to hold oil
>>621163537000 on shaky legs just like last time we were here. I actually became break even on my crypto holdings today, so thats how you know im tapdancing on nitroglycerin
fuck, can’t efile prior years? Just realized I never filed 2022 taxes and tomorrows the last day to claim a 2022 refund now I have to deal with the obongos at the post office
>>62116362WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHAKY. ITS BEEN SITTING ABOVE 7K ALL POSTMARKET CALMLY AND STRONGLY. SPY 700 TOMORROW MORNING EASILY
Will reality start caving in on itself when oil futures go into the negatives while physical oil is 250+
>>62116354Seeth? Im celebrating my wins today and this month and the blessings lord jesus gives me and my family and the big brain GOD gave me to make excellent financial decisions and to know better than to trade on hate Or to ever side with any stinky brown people of any type on any topic.Im celebrating that my plays will continue to compound over night and over the month. BTW, let's see your portfolio anon....
Gets called out have your faggot russtranny butt buddies scree the largest most asspained wall of reddit spacing possible
Getting real tired of pseuds talking about hyperinflation. I think I have armchair economist fatigue.
>>62116369I am also thankful to Jesus every day that America can bomb brown people in the middle east and suffer no consequences from it boss, my portfolio is higher now than pre war.
>>62116373JUST BUY SPY 0DTE CALLS THEN. LET HYPERINFLATION WORK FOR YOU
>>62116374Post your totally real portfolio then, Moshe.
>>62116369>>62116354Oh yeah and my gold play as well.Any retard could see the flip coming,but I guess you're not your average retard.
thanks for playing everyone. have nu trent and atticushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUBSWdNKxxM
WHAT BE YOU!MAN, OR BEAST?A MINOTAUR,AN ABOMINATION,A JUICY FILLET STEAK.THE OMENS ARE NIGH AND TRUEENTER MARKETS & GO BIGLY ALL IN, CASH IS TRASH.
>>62116315Saved. The jews are coming!
I got a feeling tomorrow will be the top. There was some early birds leaving the trees today. If its green on open im gonna set tight stoploss and let the market man decide.
>>62116374Sounds like you're the only one seething with your effeminate passive aggressive bullshit.Youre either brown or some fucking tranny I suppose.Either way you lose!
>>62116382Thanks frendo, that one there is one of my works also. I've been enjoying the Western theme with striking landscapes, you Americhes really do have a beautiful country :3I love AI, I have the artistic vision but lack the dexterity and talent. Now with AI assistance as a tool my memes and right wing twitter propaganda output is up over 10,000%BVLLI$H FOR AI STONKS
I hope all you bros make it fr fr no cap
>>62116387>one of my worksI supplied you with the original image, give me some credit too
>>62116373Not a huge concern right now.Some things are very concerning thoughbeit.
OWL
>>62116391look up deflation
0DTE worked today I just don’t know about tomorrow
>>62116388Thanks smiggy wiggy I pray you make it as well, more than that I pray you know what to do with yourself once its been made. Lord knows I don't. I'm still here making silly pictures of frogs and chuds and such. You really are here forever. Oh well, there's worse places to be and worse company to keep.Where's my wife and family?What if I die here?Who'll be my role model now that my role model is gone, gone.
>>62116373But bro they printed like a bajillion dollars! Can't you tell by all of this money everyone has!? It's Zimbabwe all over again.
>>62116388unfortunately you "make it" and then you look at your portfolio and say, maaaaaaaan I need another 2X to really make itthere is always another level of wealth above you
>>62116389We all helped the collective consciousness in our own special way, I'll split the proceeds with each and every one of yee when it goes to auction.
>>62115982Your post suggests capitulation from retail aka bottom signal
>Printing infinite money to rig commodity markets during an extreme supply crisis will have no effect on inflation whatsoever, goy. >Go back to dealing in the real world.
>>62116399>Can't you tell by all of this money everyone has!?still boggles my mind regular people will go a quarter to a half million dollars in debt over a home as if we all didn't think millionaires were big shots growing up
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62116401do one like this
>>62116402>Your post suggests capitulation from retail aka bottom signal>>62115982Yeah, New York, and if you zoom in to subregion, New York city.Home of the retail investor.
>>62116238>two population-proportional features are correlatedOMFG NO FUKKIN WAY!!!!
>>62116379i saw that coming as soon as it started recovering the day it put in that hammer on the low but didn't buyyoour welkom
>>62116406What is the point of these bot posts?
>>62116404People love spending money they don't have. Just hoping those property values keep going up and they remain employed or worse think they're a big shot investor/land lord/ tiktok influencer and bury themselves in debt.
>>62116403YOU HAVE THAT HALF RIGHT. THEY ARENT OFFICIALLY PRINTING AND MINTING MONEY. ITS JUST NUMBERS ON A SCREEN. THEY CAN JUST PUT WHATEVER THEY WANT INTO THE SYSTEM. ITS LIKE HAVING CHEAT ENGINE LMAO
FIG and ADBE cooked
>>62116004I think he took special interest in the hairstyle. He of course runs a defense company as well.>>62116410Yeah, big money quants are definitely googling that and looking at holographic charizards.
>>62116409Your wish is my command squire.When 4Chan IPO?AND WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO FIX CAPTCHAS AH FUCK I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND THEY ARE SO SLOW TO LOAD THEN THEY EXPIRE FUCKING GAY AS SHIT
>>62116417rumor is opus 4.7 is too dangerous to release to the public.
What the fuck is a Figma anyways lmao
>>62116410NYC has 5 boroughs and upstate and Long Island, besides manhattan specifically under 96th street on the east and under 110 on the west side has money. The rest of nyc is paycheck to paycheck or slightly above average means. WAIT YOU THINK HEDGEFUNDS AND INSTITUTIONS ARE GOOGLING ALTERNATIVE INVESTMENTS HAHAHA YOU ARE RETARDED HAHAHA. HI IM A BILLIONAIRE JEW IM GONNA GO ON GOOGLE DOT COM INSTEAD OF ASKING MY FELLOW KIKES HAHA
>>62116417>>62116420toppppppp
>>62116420>Was trained to predict the n word in a sample of 40 gigabytes of internet text
>>62116422figma neutons
>>62116422FIGMA BALLSThey make the popular figma balls, a tasty melt in your mouth treat that's fun for the whole family and not too harsh on your wallet or waistline :3
Would the implementation of a toll system on the Hormuz raise the global oil price? Would other places sell oil below the price that you would get for arabian oil + toll fee?
>>62116420>too dangerous to releasezomg scary chatbots
OH NO NO NO NO BAGGIES
>>62116434pack it up boys, war's over
>bought 100 shares of $AMC at .99>now up to $1.54If it gets to 3-4, I'm selling it all.
>>62116387I removed the watermark
Test.Seethe>SeetheSeethe >SeetheSeetheTest obba.
>>62116443when I make it, the original version will be one of the paintings I buy. I love the colors
>>62116428>>62116430>UI prototypingYou know I think a lot of the AI fud on software is overblown. But this does seem like a company that might be cooked long term.
>>62116449Looking at Japanese yields over the last year looks like the market's already decided
>>62116147The rally stops and it falls every time I attempt to enter. I'm sick of day-trading it and missing rallies. I'm staying this time, so yes. It's over.
>>62116454Based taste :3My HOOD, RDDT, IREN, GRRR, MDAI, DAVE, TEM & NOW doing a lil summin :D
>>62116454
>>62116473Howdy smigger, mighty fine gains we're having huh?I love Trump Pumps as much as I love Trump Dumps, its all volatility to play baby :)
>>62116477>Howdy smiggerkek
UP RIGHT DOWN DOWN DOWN
Bears loseGg no re
Reminder last time we had a dip this time last year we rose 33%. You always here about people being bearish but you don't hear a lot of them profiting. Motherfuckers will take a hit during these corrections, say im still holding and then get ground to dust by the slow drift upwards
>>62116492
>>62116492He's not even tacoing anymore. He's just making things up.
>>62116492ah cool, we got the enriched uranium then? ballistic missile program status?
>>62116477lol stop saving the watermark
>>62116492Damn, it's over...again?
>>62116499the perfect steadfast bear maneuver is to short the whole way but then give up and go long at the very top just before the next bear market starts, eat the loss and double down short on the bottom of the rebound
>>62116492NEH chads undefeated
>>62116418the hairtsyle thing makes sensefunny I haven't heard anything about anduril antics assisting american aggression
>>62116505I don't know how ;_;
>>62116509this is my plan, I know we won't drop yet because I still have hope for my puts into 5/01. Probably sideways until a real collapse in June when the market can no longer ignore it. That would be maximum pain for me.
Silver is rippin and tearin. Should have bought, sonofabitch!
Baking
>>62116525My AGQ cost basis is 314
>>62116526please do one with the falling devil for an op
>>62116526sweet
>>62116492oil didnt drop, must not be over.
>>62116492How many times has he said that?
>>62116527lmao i love seeing retards like you get fuck by leveraged etfs
If I had known taxes would rape me so hard I would have taken risky trades even with retards in /biz/ trying to fud me out of them. I would have been able to pay my taxes easily, but putting an additional 10k into silver miner calls two years ago could have made me so much. Holy fuck. Why are people here always so bearish. Why is this country so gay. If I made 250k and had to pay 70k I wouldn't care as much but this is just fucking horseshit.
>>62116537this is victory #39 I believe.
The real shit is that I shouldn't have been a pussy and shouldn't have listened to 'classic' stock investors in 2020. The first time I hit 5 figs I should have dumped it all in GME.>>62116492
is this the bottom for oil?
NEW!!!>>62116546NEW!!!>>62116546NEW!!!>>62116546NEW!!!>>62116546
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>>62116544i think we are on way back up but who knows? we are never that far away from big fat short or tweet
>>62116570yeah I just learned trump is going to give a speech in 8 hours, guess I'll wait
