Global fuel crisis spreads throughout Asia edition.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/:>>62115963
>>62116546>futures
First for SOXL at 85 per barrel
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some say it was the greatest bake ever, the greatest bake of all time.
>>62116550Nwords tongue my anusLast 2 weeks have sucked for me if I had grabbed the market low I'd be way up but I was too drunk that weekend to catch the bottom fuck me fuck my shit and fuck america.
ASML earnings tonight SOXLbros letsgooo
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>>62116550>he doesn't take delivery of 100% pure semiconductor
bobos, we love our bobos don't we folks
>>62116555i love bangs so much bros... checked
hmmmm
>>62116555
i had a guy come to me, very smart guynamed bobohe's so smart, he knows all the indicatorshe said to me it's gonna go down, it has to go down... i said i don't think so
Oil approaching an 80 handle
Reminder to never bet against America
new moon on friday
Whats the best deodorant for traders? Nothing works ever since i started taking testosterone.
>>62116565bump>>62116574consider the years 2007 and 2008
>>62116579i saw a post on twitter a while back that buying the s&p on the new moon and selling on the full generated some pretty good outperformance. things change though. for the last year there's been volatility during every mercury retrograde though, which if not meaningful is at least amusing choreography.
>>62116565>>62116589OWL is up too.
>>62116587alum crystal
Is posting slow for everyone else?
i am once again making too much money>>62116589*buys the dip and gets rich*
>>62116587Every other day, shower with this. Then wear normal deodorant. Works great.
>>62116593no it's just you
>>62116593ya*took 5 mins to post this*
>>62116593It takes me 1 minute to load captcha, 1 minute to post something
>>62116593yeah its sucks!
Realistically speaking, is SPY 705 on the table end of Friday or should I set a more realistic 700 target?This week has been insane so far but market doesn’t seem to care about being overbought (rsi etc).>>62116593It’s unusable
>>62116593I like the slow posting. Feels like each post has more thought put into it. Less spammy.
>>62116603i will drag that average down
Now I really regret getting four new tires in march just so I wouldn;t have to think about them.Every time I've thought "I should go in big on this stock" I've been right. There has not been a single time in 3 years where I've been 100% certain a stock will be big in the near future where I've been wrong. I'm not a good trader but I'm a good predicktor if Only I trusted my fuckin gut.>>62116587estrogen
>>62116592sounds fake>>62116595i think my biggest issue is actually antiperspirant. I was trading in my underwear all morning pouring buckets of sweat out of my pits.
>>62116593cloudflare interns had too much fun yesterday for sure>>62116603returns on spam would have increased in time on screen and time before being pushed up on threads as well though
how high does silver have to go so I can get out of AGQ at 314?
>>62116606if you were 100% certain you would have made the trade. also its impossible to actually predict the future so idk how you can be 100% certain of anything. >3 yearsweird posts man. invest in some therapy.
>>62116610It would have to go past its ath (~$133) and that's assuming it goes there in a straight line. You're gonna be bagholding for awhile
>>62116607alum crystal is natural, cheap and lasts forever if you buy anything else it's a mental disorder
>>62116614>its impossible to actually predict the futurengmi
>>62116614cope faggot. You're exactly the type of ultra-gay poster that fuds people out of Life Changing Money (TM) while shilling the worst retarded garbage to ever be posted on this dumb thread.
Are the "buy the dip" retards "backing up the truck" on a true /smg/ meme CPB or have those retards always just been momentum traders?
Finally, world peace and eternal bull market
>>62116620i knew you were going to say that
>>62116615I literally took out a double reverse mortgage and did an inverted layaway on the wife to afford this one share tho. Are you saying I should go all in with the kids college fund?>>62116614>he doesn't know >how to read the turtle bonesQin Shi Huang promised me silver would hit 200 eoy 2026 5000 years ago
>>62116624smg only has vix traders. no one here trades on numbers the goyim can see on google look ups, it's all bespoke volatility metrics and var thresholds on options
alright boyshere is some bear copemidterm years usually have a drawdown of -15% on averageand the market is pretty crappy and sideways until november, when they then recover and start going up
>>62116628>Are you saying I should go all in with the kids college fund?Yes, and make sure to use margin when you do it
>>62116627touche, you beat me
Just did my NW calc. $280k stocks, $80k Crypto, $10K PM. Fuck me, i'm 31 I ain't making it in time aren't I?I wanna retire by 55, but I feel like AI gonna fuck me over at 45.
>>62116633here is the chart of the performance over the year"sell and may, then go away" is pretty good advice.then start buying in november or maybe octoberanyway, the -9% drop in SPY makes me think we could go back down to retest those lows, but not in a big wayand a predicted -20% will now be a -15 because the oil shock flushed a lot of people outif the number was really -15, then that will now be a -10so I think we could revisit the lows, since there is a long time to go until november.but I won't be betting on any big drawdowns. retesting the lows of -9% is it.
>>62116634mom won't let me use margin anymore>>62116633sell in may and go gay for pay (GRNDR) then jump back in for the midterms after GRNDR posts a massive earning beat due to all the republican conventions?>>62116636debtmax and rely on AI to save youyou are a white male right?it's not AI if it doesn't have free will
>>62116640what is interesting is that the advice to avoid midterm years, then buy in november after the election is reversed for non midterm years.average 7% gain in midterm years, and 14% gain if you buy at the end in novemberbut 14% for non midterm years, and a 7% gain if you buy in november
>>62116636buy AMD and retire in 7-10 years. or MRVL, AVGO, MU, CRDO, etc
>>62116636how long did those 280k take to have been come up with apropos of calculations please? also cash out on an apartment and go to college for maths, physics or chemistry
>>62116625since we have constant weak hand shake outs/corrections/invented terminology designed to explain obvious lies, we are due for a sustained long term bear shake out on the order of going up for a month straight or more but it won't happen as nothing ever happens and everything is fake and gay. I have a pink id which means the illuminati will crash the market if I don't stop posting. the board is slow because they're rigging the system again. have a day.
here's the website if people are interestedhttps://www.ftportfolios.com/Commentary/Insights/2024/4/8/midterm-election-client-resource-kit---march-2024>>62116642>average 7% gain in midterm years, and 14% gain if you buy at the end in november>but 14% for non midterm years, and a 7% gain if you buy in novembernvm, it's 7 and 17% for midterms, and 14 and 7% for non midtermsbut you get the pointforgetting about any buys in a midterm, then buying in november is good. Very good!but non midterm years are the opposite. buy through the year, but forget about buying in novemberwhat's interesting is that year 4 quarter 1 of a presidential cycle also has the same volatility. Just in the front of the year, rather than at the end, for year 2 quarter 4.
>>62116648omg
>>62116587Africa.>>62116593Must be too many new members checking this hot new site.>>62116579Would love to shnaffle her stink hole.
so does japanese not have genders? like sensei desu means they're a teacher or is there another word to throw in there to clarify the gender?
Goyim dealing in the real world are going to get laid off because of fuel shortages while the Fed and Treasury bail out the stock market to protect G*d's chosen. They call it the "Financial Passover". We're going to make bank while you cattle end up jobless and drafted to go conquer our promised land for us. Goy lives don't matter.
>>62116651here;s the same shit, from lplhttps://www.lpl.com/research/blog/do-midterm-elections-matter-for-markets-a-historical-perspective.htmllooks like their chart is even more bearish for midterm years. not sure whymuch more downward sloping line over the year, with a bottom in october, leading to a big rally through november.so that means buy in october basically. not november
>>62116633and here is their chart for what happens when you buy at the election. the returns for the next year.and they say you get 15% average for buying on the election, in the 12 months following. and the other 3 out of 4 years get 7.8%.
>>62116661I know this is /smg/ but charts like this must have the BTC fags getting real excited. October is the prophesized bottom and that aligns perfectly with this stock market astrology.
>>62116660jews better hurry up and make it happen human soldiers are on the brink of obsoletion you'd think they'd reign in ukraine if that was their plan
>>62116636>AImight as well worry about cancer or getting stabbed on the street
>>62116662and here is the classic chart of each year, with its max drawdown, and the total year to date return of the calendar year.and despite there being big drawdowns, most years have a much bigger return than you would think even with a big drawdown.okay, that's it. I feel better now. My shorts will be sold at a profit, and the year will end on a positiveI will see the volatility. It will be a wave that I ride, up and down. I will see the right opportunity to sell, and the price will hit my perfected calculated limit order. All according to keikaku.Then, I will use the lowered prices to buy up longs, and go back to a 100% long portfolio.I will especially remember the NOVEMBRU IHAN TIMINGU. The special timing, known only to the sages. I will buy in october, when all others fear all is lost. But I will smile in november. Then I will profit. I have become the ultimate creature, the bear-bull hybrid, able to profit in any market condition. My portfolio will surge with plenty and abundance. And I will remember... until the next midterm year in 4 years. I will remember.
Anyway I'm now determined that my gut feeling is and was right and I'M going to trust it on my next BIG trade and if I get raped without lube then LOL whatever at least I tried.>>62116661sexy chart
>>62116663>I know this is /smg/ but charts like this must have the BTC fags getting real excited. October is the prophesized bottom and that aligns perfectly with this stock market astrology.yes, and it is for the same reason. bitcoin basically follows this midterm cycle and business cycle thingy/liquidity thingymore or less exactlyand remember brotha. Bitcoin is a stock now. we have many ETFs from the fine bitcoin ETF emporium.
SPY will hit 700 by Friday because 700 is a nice number.
https://www.juniorminingnetwork.com/junior-miner-news/press-releases/1934-tsx-venture/bhs/201161-bayhorse-silver-announces-brokered-life-offering-for-gross-proceeds-of-up-to-c-4-0-million.htmlYet another dilution... WOW i'm not sure if I can hold this stock much longer smg... This was supposed to be a top silver pick
>>62116674Buying calls now
>>62116670>my next BIG tradeBiz rules clearly stipulate that when a power pounce or full chimp in is declared the target must be stated.None compliance summons a bogging.
>>62116671So long-dated IBIT calls in September and October then? Going out 2 or maybe 3 years if they're available?
>>62116633>>62116640>>62116642>>62116651>>62116661>>62116662>>62116669thanks for listening to my ted talk. Posting pictures on the interwebs made me feel better about my portfolio and the shorts in it.I will make money, and I WILL time the market. And we're all gonna make it.
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>>62116677me fucking your mom.
>>62116680some more stufflooks like I was only missing out on 5% gains anywaythough the other websites said midterm years get 7%, but whatever. Not as much as non midterm years for sure
>>62116680why are you thanking me? I didn't read shit.
>>62116680why were no value at risk numbers posted?
come on ya old bitch pump my CSP bags
and it turns out we haven't seen anything yet. midterm years usually have more volatility starting in june. the whole "sell in may then go away" comes backwith volatility finally decreasing in october/novemberso I have plenty of time to sell my shorts, and start buying longs>>62116678>So long-dated IBIT calls in September and October then? Going out 2 or maybe 3 years if they're available?This IS financial advice, and yeah going long on bitcoin in sept/oct sounds good. I will be doing the samebitcoin is currently in a massive bear flag, trading in that slowly ascending channel, and I am waiting for it to collapse again just like the last bear flag did.to like 50k. Then I will start buying. it will probably do chopsolidation until october ish. so I will have plenty of time to buy in around that price range.
>>62116702but volatilititty is where real niggers make money
>>62116678>So long-dated IBIT calls in September and October then? Going out 2 or maybe 3 years if they're available?the bear flags in question
>>62116704>but volatilititty is where real niggers make moneyyeah and I will be buying in that region
My dad gave me €20k as a deposit for an apartment… but honestly I’m thinking of just yoloing it on options and trying to run it up to 100k. SNDK and Micron calls? toughts /smg/?
>>62116702>>62116705I was hoping we'd see it under 40k. Following previous cycles we should. Is it too risky to hold out for that price?
>>62116710>SNDK and Micron calls100% you lose moneythey already ran up expecting the war is 90% over and all the tech good newsthere is no more upside in the short term
will it... will it go up again tomorrow?i hope so, i like making money
>>62116702in response to your other post as well correlation is not causation, few data points and we’ve already had a 10% drawdown. I wouldn’t make any trades based off any of that information personally. Trump being an anomaly renders most that historic data moot too
>>62116675anon this is a meme from like 6 years ago kek what are you doing
>>62116711>I was hoping we'd see it under 40k. Following previous cycles we should. Is it too risky to hold out for that price?it could flash crash down to 40k or even 35k but I won't count on it in my own plan.I think it will drift around 50-60k for some time and my plan is to buy it in that range as it does a shitty sideways motion for monthsif you want to wait for the big flash crash to 40k then yeah you can try it. but yeah I think that could be a little risky
I'M LOCKED INI'M STILL LOCKED IN YEAHI STAY LOCKED INI'M REAL LOCKED IN YEAHhttps://youtu.be/pnM-N2kLdBY
My stocks futures are red but they ran up so hard these past few weeks so it’s ok :)
anywaysdid bobos go extinct yet?
>>62116715evonik and cisco will probably pump if you really need the money
>>62116726Yes. No line will go down ever again
>PDT reduced from 25k to 2kthey shoulda never gave smiggas money
Market is fake and gay
>>62116738>Market is fake and gaynot only that, it has become the fakest and the gayestbut it will all work out
>>62116736>we gotta stop people from losing all their money really fast, quick ban day trading!>you want 1000, $100 strike put options on spy dated for 4pm today? Go right ahead!
>>62116742what would prices have been on those puts real quick?
another day another potentially buying new/close to ATH's while the normies are scared shitless they will miss out on more gains
>>62116680So basically ride up the rally until May, sell, then buy the dip in October/November...?
Market will be mildly red tomorrow.
>connection error
>>62116736then why does my gambling account still say Day Trade Equity Call: $21,377.99riddle me that
>>62116749>So basically ride up the rally until May, sell, then buy the dip in October/November...?more or lessthe timing of course could vary by a month or two. in other words, I would be selling now since I think we're already at the peak. we are close to ATH again, so that's a little freaky
>>62116751>mildly red tomorrowmore like it either crabs for a while or even slightly upno bad news is good news it just shows that the markets were right in assuming the war won't escale/will be over soon
>>62116752stop gangstalking me
ASML TANKING AAAAAAAAA
>>62116751Hope so. I mildly gambled on a 0DTE put spread for tomorrow.
>>62116751Nope rally will continue.
>>62116756Nah, IMO it will mark the beginning of it water falling back down and becoming sensitive to bad news / fearful. A little overdue for incorporating some reality into the markets and I think we’re gonna see some news selling regarding the war, earnings, etc.
>>62116759the market is beginning to outsmart itself
>>62116766they need to bait retail to go long before the shift down.
>scared when stocks are falling >scared when stocks are pumpingyou guys never participate in the stock market and just post?
>>62116714what should i buy then? the itch is too strong
>>62116675just two more weeks
>>62116773>you guys never participate in the stock market and just post?post portfolio
>>62116773>I've been found out
They´re rounding up the bears.>>62116593God promised me this tradwife slut.
>>62116773Yes I do bitch I lose money all the time
>>62116742stop giving away my strats
Imagine if Iran folds in over the weekend, knowing that the blockade will mean they have to shut down their oil wells which take a minimum of 3 months to a year to restart, and may require expensive parts to be replaced due to over pressure.Everyone who sold will FOMO in. SPX is going over 9000 before the recessionary crash. You aren't hyper bullish enough.
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>>62116773i've literally never invested in anything in my entire life anon
>>62116773>My crypto crashes 50+% losing me more money than I save in a year>I feel nothing>My index funds crashes a couple percent losing me less than paycheck of money>Panic sell it allMy brain rebels at me investing in normie stocks
>>62116797>this is what amerilards actually believe
>>62116773>you guys never participate in the stock market and just post?this market is Irrational, it's pumping when freaking ww3 is trying to start !!
>>62116773/smg/ is always at extreme fear.
how long has this site been broken ? ffs
SHORT ANGIE
I've been out of the market for a few years due to a mental breakdown. Could I get a quick rundown on the state of the economy? Interest rates, greed/fear, etc.? Any good podcasts I could start listening to? I lost track of the investing related ones I used to listen to.
How come my Google stock was up bigly? Did they announce something? All of the AI hype seems to be around OpenAI/Anthropic these days so I hope their next model is good
>>62116813line only go up now, this is positive for google because of fundamentals
>>62116825quantum hypenvidia hyped up with some AI bullshit something quantum so nvidia went up a bitand every quantum shit rallied big
someone took a sh*t in my street today
>>62116773shitposting about minute to minute fluctuations is the best part of dcaing into spxl thoughdesuestlyi couldn't do it without you guys
>>62116813>I've been out of the market for a few yearsgrim>mental breakdownget well soon anon>state of economyinflation so stocks are forced up, still good growth, tech is doing beyond amazing and is the core reason why general etfs are up, interest rates should be hiked slightly BUT it don't even matter lolthere was very big fear during march related to oil but nobody cares anymore, oil is trading at 90 but the stocks are acting like oil is at 75usd region
>>62116813the hormussy is double stuffed no seamen can squeeze through and this is crashing the price of dino goop.Semi-conductors are still crack in all but name.What more do you need to know
>>62116837So the AI bubble has another year or two before it pops and crashes the market?
>>62116842Gross. Why does she have india running down her leg?
>>62116847she didn't buy KMB
Not even the $2000 limit?How pathetic can you get Mr Mumu? You're so strapped for liquidity you had to rush this through with no limits?!I suppose you think this will somehow prevent Mr. Bobo from showing up, thinking he lives inside the bank vaults and in the numbers.Unfortunately for you Mr. Mumu, Mr. Bobo lives somewhere else, and he's coming in any case!
>>62116847Is AI taking our jobs even that bad of a thing if it puts India in the middle of the ocean?
>>62116854What's the point even with such little cash your cash will be waiting to settle 99% of the time
Remember that shopping is the most patriotic and Christian thing you can do to show those communist Muslims the power of freedom and democracy
