Jeb is a Mess edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>/thread/62116546
Nigger market
stupid fucking jam boy needs to learn how to wait until we're at the image limit or post limit to make new threads, this place is quickly becoming a shithole like Haiti or the Ukraine boss.
>>62117406you probably longed oil HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
Bought some Equinor, will buy more tomorrow as well as Friday.
fucking jam boy didn't even link the previous thread and fucked the whole continuity of the threads up for the archive. i hate this fucking jam boy so G_ddamn much boss.
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62117406
>>62117459If Iran really wanted nuclear weapons why didn't they just buy them from the North Koreans boss?
/smg/s on /bant/ were more fun than this
short oil
>they didn't watch>they didn't learn
>>62117465>>62117459North Korean shills in here
CRDO
Aryan market
>>62117465did you know that Korea had the longest recorded run of slaverly in the entire world? Really shows you the kind of people Koreans are.
Panicans go ahead and stick with mutual funds and ETF’s
>>62117465you can turn off your bot, no one cares
>burry bought fisev>it suddenly goes uplolalso why is avgo skyroketing?i cant postthe tranny captcha is expiring until the post goes throughdeath to chinkmoot subhuman
the internet is breaking
Reminder that war isn't over yet and oil should be 200$ by now.
>be Allbirds >failing shoe retailer>rebrand to Allbirds AI>stock explodes 300%I don't want to hear anyone say there's no AI bubble. This is a literal clown market.
>>62117514weird how this suddenly started becoming a routine almost weekly phenomenon once vibe coding became a thing
MU bros...
g-goodbyemr jerome
Howdy smiggers, what did I miss?Did they get that gat dang Persian strait open?And yay! They fixed captchas, today will be a great day :3
>>62117524It's called progress.
This is so incredibly fake and gay
>>62117523bro has never heard of a short squeeze on a failed retailer
Godbless everyone and your poorfolios WAGMI
>green dayB-but I wanna load up on more intc
>>62117576>says to buy the SP500 dip at 2,800guy is a hero
damn bobos getting DESTROYED
I for sure am never going to short this market as long as Trump is president. Fuck that manipulated shit
If the market is green why are my longs getting raped?
the US is now exporting more OIL than it has ever exported before, USA USA
>>62117625>If the market is green why are my longs getting raped?IV crush?
>>62117639My little MUU
>/smg/ was bearish on MSFTlmao, did the same play as when you retards were bearish on Google in june last year>/smg/ is bearish on oilWhich is now my next play. /smg/'s retardation is invaluable.
>>62117672That do be a good play doe
Tesla makes no fucking sense. Niggas are talking about cyclical memory stocks with a forward p/e of 3.5 like they are a major risk, granted, they are, because this time might not be different. Yet there's a whole class of investors that will long tesler purely on Musk promises (lies). The same CEO is basically a state welfare queen with all of his companies but also ran a government agency to cut foodstamps for the poorest of America.
Its going to double-top 7000 and crash down to 6100, and oil goes to 130 or something on some very in-your-face bad news by orange nigger like israel sinking a u.s warship again and blaming it on iran or something.
>>62117672please long oil you fucking faggot, I’m going to laugh at you so hard. Screen shot this, you will never be able to post it because you’ll have roped yourself as oil keeps dropping
>>62117683
>>62117714I remember when this nig was on the front of my AP European History textbook. Hundreds of pages dedicated to European history and they put one of the few paintings of someone's blackamoor retainer
>>62117634Still can't fill in the gap if missing oil barrels though even though it increased slightly lolyou cant just magically make more oil storage facilities and ports. Takes 3 years at best , 7 years for a realistic timeline of construction.short term gains for the USA, this kicks the can down the road for maybe a month or two, and long term everybody is still fuckednot even an oil fag btw, im more into miners and boomer rocks, when oil inflate prices on everything to hell, boomer rocks are the first to recover and win in the end.Look at copper right now, its mooning because the chemicals required from nat gas and oil are not coming, so pure copper is more valuable, silver is a by product of copper. So Silver, and gold will have its all time highs again by end of the year.
>>62117729babe, my world history course was a vietnam vet telling war stories and playing "we didn't start the fire," and that was considered a good education because my brother went to a different school and they just watched rocky IV, the one where he fights the russian guy.
>>62117753I remember teachers playing we didnt start the fire in history class lmao, mustve been a standard go-to
>>62117756I remember me and a bunch of my friends trying to sing we didn't start the fire while we were all drunk standing around my friend's computer with the youtube lyric video playing boss.
>>62117753>>62117756>playing "we didn't start the fire,"is this really how they brainwash you, mutts? JFC
>finally get job after being unemployed>try to save 90% of salary>get a second job>make good trades, try not to take massive risks like 50k into something that could go to 500k or crash, make like 30k~>government rapes me on taxes>only 75% of saved money left after food and rent and taxesAh I see, I get it now. I shoulda done the riskiest to rewardest trades possible like gold miners and ram letfs. Because anything less than absolute total victory is a total defeat anyway.How are normalfags managing to be alive. Like how do they put mony into their fucking 401ks and spend 4000 bucks a month on credit and eating out in this economy. I know the "less than 50% have 1k" but I thought that was just money in their bank account.Chilling to think, with my low 6 figure net worth, I'm somehow top 90% for my age group.
>>62117753USA USA USA
Only QUAD SEVENS will save this market and allow us to breach the 7,000 resistance.LEND ME YOUR POWER SMIGGERSNEW ALL TIME HIGHS COMINGTOUGH TIMES NEVER LASTONLY TOUGH SMIGGERS LAST
>>62117756>>62117753>tfw you were too young to miss out on this and were instead just given the "whites are bad" and "the JFK assassination was an inside job" spielIt's over
>>62117771You need to climb the ladder and get more raises, it's the only way.I used to make "ok" money for my age and saved very little, but then I got raises and my spending did not increase as much, now I save and invest almost 50%. I've decided that if I get another raise I will not save and invest any more, instead if I will get a mortgage.
>>62117777checked based>>62117779not even close, if my calls get fucked because some stupid fucking jam boy failed to roll quad sevens I am going to fucking lose my shit boss.
Made $1300 with oil and lost it all again. Should I keep trying or is oil done now for good?
I sold INTC at 50 before EasterI feel so fucking bad right now
>>62117807>IntelGODS
>>62117807The good news is you'll probably get to buy it again at like $45.
>>62117799You only lost because you are impatient and have a stupidly tight stop loss, be a man and take a risk. Peace this weekend, oil back to $60 in no time.
>>62117799The only time to play oil was its first runup as with all memeshit
>>62117814I'm counting on it and have some puts lined up for earnings but it still feels humiliatingI did make 2x though but I got scared the orange nigger will fuck it up
I was thinking yesterday that I should sell some of my QQQ to put it into tech stock picks. Should've known that was the top.
>>62117828it will shoot back up when the war starts again, next target is $150
Iran has almost no way to block the red sea. This is just flailing at the moment, how can /pol/ say they are winning?
>>62117898where did you hear that? axios?
>>62117779>>62117789G_D DAMN FUCKING JAM BOY!!!! MY CALLS ARE DOWN 50% YOU FUCKING ASS CLOWN!
>>62117777checked
Yo, why don't we just kill the fucking homeless and feed the junkie fucks to farm animals to help our farmers out? Fucking sweet idea right guys? Am I fucking right or am I fucking right boss?
>>62118018>how did you lose all of your hogs bill?>welp we got a bad batch of nigger bums and they all od'd on fentanyl
>>62118018https://davidzmorris.substack.com/p/jd-vance-wants-to-turn-poor-people
Shoe company turned AI, stock rises 700% in a day. Is it over?
>>62118024>feeding dark meat to the other white meatishygddt
My TQQQ calls are up 200%________________________Signed The Anonymous
>>62117483>recorded>didn't happen if you don't know how to writeniggers love this one weird trick!
>site is still broken
Lmao as expected NVDA barely stayed above $200
The economy is fully back while gas prices are still high. Proves once again that oil is irrelevant to the economy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DluvUoDAW40For me its retiring comfortably
Im feelin kinda toppy. Might sell before close.
>>62117799dino oil is going the way of whale oil now that the hormussy is double stuffed so tight not a drop of seamen can squeeze through. The world runs on SOXL now>>62117898the houthis could shut it down as they have done before they're just terrified of getting smacked by a real military
I hope SNDK dumps some more so your boy can buy in
I am heavily invested in space and space accessories
>>62118187I solded some CCPs on sandick this morning
HOLY SHIT SPY IS RIPPING
>>62118197Nah it's kind of the worst case for bulls. Better if it consolidated today and ripped through the call wall tomorrow when it was stronger. Then you'd melt up as the hedge buying piles up. Instead it's got no legs.
>>62118187Just buy the top like me. All lifetime earnings gone currently.
WHY DID SNDK GO DOWN TODAY
>>62117753topkek
>Iran war isn't over>No formal agreement between USA, Israel, and Iran>Iran is blockaded>Company earnings are not good>Economy is not good>Jobs are not good>Stock market hits new all time high>Market is run by niggers and jews
>HOOD>Dave computer
>>62118206im going into puts thursday at close if green tomorrow
>>62118216Desperation inflation is being priced in. Lots of leveraging.
spy will hit 710 eow, just saying.
we gaan
>>62118027You act like it's the mysterious powers of "the universe" doing this, but really it's your own government doing it to financially oppress you. They're inflating away your earning power to subsidize the easy lifestyle of the (((ruling class))) who own all of the stocks. Go deal in the real world.
bad day for lean hogs desu
what the FUCK is up with 4chan, why is posting still so fucked? are they actually fixing this?Fucking spastics
>>62118216>let the pooryim deal in the real world
SPY ABOUT TO HIT 700! UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62118231
I bought CRDO two days ago and I am scared. It keeps going. Pullback coming?
