business as usual edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62116546
Time to be stuck under 7000.
>futures
>>62117372FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES
short oil
we pumping again?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
GREEN DILDOUP YOUR ASS
>>62117386>there's more than one side to the market
bank earnings were good. BAC +3%.
>>62117372If you intend to hold a stock and are watching it closely, do you also swing it?For example with SNDK and MU this week, I knew it would dip after such massive green days and I was tempted to lock in some profit. However, I believe these stocks will continue to go up. I'm afraid of selling and trying to buy a dip, even though I am fairly aware of this pattern of profit taking by now. I just don't think it is worth the trouble and taxes if I intend to hold it. And I worry I will end up with less scares. We see higher lows each time.
I solded VZ at 50 and gonna slurp at 45 HOLY YUMOLA
>>62117386There's an obscene call wall at 7000 and semis aren't going to be very strong off of ASML earnings this morning. I personally don't see how the index dildo's through today.
The straight is permanently straight
>>62117396LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62117423
>bought bird at 6.15>sold bird at 7.60>it got circuit breakered at 8.42 nowlmao see ya tomorrow boys.
>>62117426The straight aint even been straightened yet
BUY CALLS SAR, BUY OUR BAGS SAR, CRASH NOT COMING SAR, ISRAEL NUMBER ONE SAR, TRUMP GREATEST SAR, MASS MIGRATION SO GOOD SAR, INDIA SUPAPOWA SAR
>>62117396
>>62117417I admit that swinging MUU was not the answer and I would've made much more just holding it>>62117428CUTE
>line goes up and to the -ACK
>>62117447Give it time...trvst the plqn...
CRDO +3.44%. bro has no chill.
>>62117396BasedGookmoot get your shit together
echo
I'm hoping for a bright day in the future where the US and Iran can resolve their differences and work together to block the Strait or Hormuz.
AI will become EVERYTHINGOil will become NET OBSOLETE and then become AIThe line will remain GReEn.... FOREVER!!
>>62117471>AIGODS
>>62117469If bears are top predators, why do they have ears like this?
just pump each day with zero pullback haha
>>62117478It's a young bear. Unlike humans they do all their ear growth in year 1 and then grow into them.
>>62117478If they came out the sides they wouldn't be able to hear as well when they're inside their caves and shit boss.
This is the top, time to purchase QQQ puts options ahead of #TheBigOne this afternoon boss.
>>62117488
>>62117488It pulled back for a month straight, what more do you want?
More fortunes have been lost betting on the world ending.What don’t you bobos get, either have a small playing account for funsies or go perma bull.Stop being fucking retarded.
>>62117396>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
I don't even know if bears are carnivore. Jesuschrist, my education is so bad lmfao. School was pointless
do we have timelines for the oil supply shock hitting different regions/sectors?
>>62117507Thet are omnivores, they eat alot of shit.
>>62117507bears eat berry too
>dumps>immediately spikes back upAll day is going to be like this gradually going higher, huh, waiting on the next talk headline
>>62117516Bears love Honey and Xi's a Pooh Bear, So he'll climb there
you did remember to buy MSFT, didn't you?
>>62117504Between inflation and population growth, there's no reason for the stock market to be ever be bearish besides for short periods (Covid, Ukraine war start, Iran war start and so on). At this point, so many people are invested in the stock market, either by directly owning shares, ETFs, or by their pensions / 401ks / IRAs and so forth. The stock market is an expression of the economy.When the country ceases to have growth in GDP, it makes sense to have a bear market. But the US has consistently excellent GDP growth for a while now
Voog almost to aths fuck it's been since October
>>62117527You can be short term bearish, but these bobos are asking for an apocalypse. Most didn’t even buy.
When should we short oracle again?
lol just hit an all time highfunny how quick we pushed out of that pullback
Why did Google pump yesterday? All the AI hype is about openAI/Anthropic lately
>Hezbollah Lawmaker Ibrahim Al-Moussawi: Iranian and regional efforts could lead to a Lebanon ceasefire soon.Yay, peace and love won again :3Thank you Hezbollah, very cool!Who's coming on the smigger fieldtrip to the smg beachside mansion in Phuket? First rounds on me!>Connection errorI rescind my optimism, today will be painful.
SILVER
The 6 month bear in tech has officially ended
>>62117526I am still down -0.1% on this great stock as we speak. Do with this information what you will.
>Stop limit triggeredSNDK getting raped today...
>>62117556half of the techpump is semis. Sandisk getting into the Nasdaq 100 lmao, has negative EPS.
>>62117526I did nigger, two and a half months ago so I'm still red on that peice of shit. Anyway, didn't sell despite all the jeet naming because I know damn well the same happened when GOOGL was down in 2022 and I sold because of that and look at it now huhNigger
Can't believe I had the presence of mind to get the fuck out off META at $733 on that january spike.Rare win for me
Uranium is getting a decent move today. World waking up alternative energy sources.
>>62117563they made profits the last 3 quarters and are projected to make $100 a share in 2027.
TOTAL US OIL EXPORTS JUMP TO RECORD HIGH, EIA SAYS
>Gooks weak todayWhy can't they even do a 5 day tour de force? There's always a stinker day inserted
So uh what happens when the S&P 500 hits 7000?
>>62117599Panic of the bears
and just like that Nvidia will never trade under $200 ever again (until the next split in mid-2027
>>62117599When the pump to 7000 ends, the pump to 8000 begins.
Will we break 700? Honest opinions
>>62117599CELEBRATIONS IN INDIA SAR, BIG NUMBER MEAN IMPORTANT SAR, BUY CALLS SAR, BUY OUR BAGS SAR, NO CRASH SAR, NO OIL SAR NO PROBLEM, ISRAEL NUMBA ONE SAR, TRUMP GREATEST SAR, ECONOMY IN SHAMBLES GREEN LINE GOES UP SAR
yahoo girl got her tits out bros
>>62117599You're gonna see some serious shit
>>62117607>todayYes>tomorrowYesyes
>TSLA +5%What is the fuck
>go cash and take a couple of weeks out>come back>literally everything is an ATH>no apparent reason for doing soI'm never getting back in the market this shit baffles me.
>>62117615who
Up and to the right I suppose...
>>62117599we've already been to 7000 tho
>>62117619Electric vehicles are doing well because there's a gasoline crisis coming boss.
>According to the announcement by the Director of Development of Downstream Petrochemical Industries, the export of all Iranian petrochemical products has been prohibited and halted until further notice.Really bullishIs this webpage fucked or why do I have connection errors and all kinds of bullshit for a few days no?
>>62117620You need to stop reacting to headlines
I am genuinely afraid because of how irrational this market is. Nothing but up on pure bad news and a coming oil shock that is 4 times worse than 1979.
Just applied for health insurance since I'm going to be an independent trader/investor now and don't have a "job".Gonna cost me $500/mo... FUCK
My Japanese onahole is now a WEEK late at customs due to tariff shenanigans. Please Mr Powell remove the fucking tariffs
>>62117630I reacted to the possibility of losing all my ralised gains (correctly, might I add as my holdings continued dumping and I would have gone from +15% to -5%) with the intent of catching the upwards rise once the war was over.I didn't expect the market to rocket upwards to an ATH while the war is still going on. Complete fucking insanity.
>>62117631It's not irrational. You just don't understand it. Most of all the market punishes uncertainty. That uncertainty is now lower. Supply chains themselves can handle a bit less oil floating around. We had an oil glut.
>>62117635AT LEAST YOU'LL HAVE THE BEST PATIENT CARE INDIA HAS TO OFFER SAR DONT MIND HEAVY ACCENT SAR VERY PROFESSIONAL SAR
Why are only memory stocks getting massacred today while pure-AI and semi-conductor stocks thrive? Is there a hidden analyst note somewhere?
Wallah, and just like that the SPY was never able to get to $700 boss.
>>62117626Tesla is no longer an electric car company, it's an AI and robots and microchips company
>>62117631>on pure bad newsIt's pretty simple, you've been fooled. Maybe even fooled yourself.
>goes down a bit>OMG NO I'M GOING TO V IMMEDIATELY BACK UP
>>62117647It has been 2 weeks in the making but it feels like only a few days
>US, IRAN SAID TO WEIGH EXTENDING THEIR CEASEFIRE BY TWO WEEKS
>>62117645I'm actually going with the same insurance plan I had with my last job. My doctor was a nice asian lady. However... my last visit wasn't great, so I'll probably pick someone different. Maybe I'll find an Indian guy this time. Either way, I have to wait till May 1 for coverage to take effect... better hope nothing ever happens between now and then lol
We are breaching 7000, sisters
>>62117640>I didn't expect the market to rocket upwardsoops!
>>62117640This is why we trim. Remove risk. But keep some in the game so you dont lose out.
>>62117478So the potential pray thinks it's some kind of cute cuddly animal and then BAM, get top predatored.
>>62117646They are decoupled. Hardware and software pump on different days.
at long last, a new S&P high.
The market is controlled by illuminati gay nigger faggots.I'm done.I quit.I cashed out.
David SOXL, where are you?
I am suffering from “mommy wrist”
Bears are terrorists, that is why they will always lose, because evil never wins
>>62117675
when bears give advice
>>62117681Holy, oh my goodness. These are the so called people who are shorting this market? Well fuck them I am closing my puts and buying calls. Being morally right is better than being on the same side as these fucking ayatollah cock sleeves boss.
nigger I cant post anymore
BUY CALLS SAR, BUY OUR BAGS SAR, BIGGEST FINANCIAL FRAUD IN HISTORY SAR, GREEN LINE GOES UP BEST PSY OP IN HISTORY SAR, ISRAEL NUMBA ONE SAR, TRUMP GREATEST SAR, INDIA SUPAPOWA SAR
Its going to double-top 7000 and crash down to 6100, and oil goes to 130 or something on some very in-your-face bad news by orange nigger like israel sinking a u.s warship again and blaming it on iran or somethin....
You can't do this to me!
>>62117691Generational bottom signal. Shart and Piss never going below 1000 ever again.
>>62117631>The market is irrational>All the bad news from the telegram channel I lurk, the discord channel I'm in, the Kobussy letter I'm subscribed to on X, Jiang's latest video, and all the podcasters don't seem to be impacting the marketYou're literally spoon feeding yourself bad news because it makes you feel better about your sick sad existence. Read some ACTUAL news please, you and your portfolio will thank me for it later.
>>62117604Good thing I cashed out.
nvideo cpmuterbros...we can't stop winning!
>>62117691Thats fine, I need to reset my positions so I can ride up again and make another huge barrel of money. Litterally a huge barrel in my living room absolutely stuffed with money, gold coins and jewelry.
>>62117704>7fig net worth>invests in nvidiaare you 45?
>>62117631I was like that 2 weeks ago but it's clear we are entering into a bull market now. War news get stale after a while and market becomes desensitized to any bad news. It's forward looking and it's pricing in optimism.
Is SPY $750c 12/31/26 a dumb idea?
thank you chip gods
Wow I made a lot of money on IONQ. Always invest in the future!
>tesla suddenly 7%????????????
Evolutionarily speaking humans have hard time understanding exponential growth.Imagine a bottle with 1 bacteria in it that divides into 2 every minute. You watch that bottle fill up from market open to market close time. When was it at 50% mark? That's right, 1 minute before closing because that's when all bacteria divided into 2. When was 3% of the bottle filled? 5 minutes before market close.
>>62117716\o/
>>62117631I thought like that 2 weeks ago but it's clear we're entering into bull territory now. War news gets stale after a while and market becomes desensitized to any bad news. Right now it's pricing in optimism
>>6211771034, but I bought shares 10 years ago
I'm a black nigger cause I got that moneyI'm a black nigger with a long red dickI'm a black nigger and my dick goo runnyI'm a black nigger with a damn dog dickI'm working on some raps what do you think
I told you we’re going higher bearanons!A party of epic once in a century proportions is in the works!We can’t just bounce! Please don’t buy any more puts and lose your excitement! The party is coming but we still need time to prepare!
>>62117695There's a thick sell wall at 7000, the algos wont let us breach it.
>>62117727We ar going back under april levels after the banks cash out on a new ath. Didnt you learn anything from 2008?
>>62117726Not enough drugs, violence, bitches, or lyrics about being arrested to be a proper rap song.
Robinhoodingz!!
Uhh you guys did listen to me and bought into Klarna, right? You didn’t miss the boat now even though I warned you several times?…
When it hits 7k I'll buy
>>62117746ill take a look. thanks bro!
Reminder that nothing ever happens.The happening was a slow grind up to new highs every day for the last 4 years.They wont let a bear market like 2022 ever happen again.
>>62117669AMD, Intel, and Nvidia are hardware stocks.
Will SPY break 698 already
>>62117730We can spend it. At one time we will breach it
>>62117727Yeah, but the party is going to be over at midnight and none of the clocks at the party have any hands boss.
>>62117592>OILStill can't fill in the gap if missing oil barrels though even though it increased slightly lolyou cant just magically make more oil storage facilities and ports. Takes 3 years at best , 7 years for a realistic timeline of construction.short term gains for the USA, this kicks the can down the road for maybe a month or two, and long term everybody is still fuckednot even an oil fag btw, im more into miners and boomer rocks, when oil inflate prices on everything to hell, boomer rocks are the first to recover and win in the end.Look at copper right now, its mooning because the chemicals required from nat gas and oil are not coming, so pure copper is more valuable, silver is a by product of copper. So Silver, and gold will have its all time highs again by end of the year, maybe for a lot longer cause of the insane inflation oil is going to cause.
>>62117768cut and paste spam
So is the war over or not? Wondering what I should do with my oil...
Where is the Gauzy spammer? Is it time?
>>62117768Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong thread. The schizo shiny rock baggies discussion is 1 page down.
>>62117726Hell yeah brother this slaps
CAM ON MEN, WE CAN BREACH THE 7000 SELL WALL
>>>62117740Silly bear anon, you think it’s bobo who is coming. That’s MR BOBO to you! Mr Bobo takes his time, he only shows up once in a hundred years, and you can’t speed or slow his coming one bit!>62117764You’re right Mr Baggot!Once the sun sets on the day of Mr. Bobos once in a generation celebration, we won’t see it again for almost a decade! No one will remember what the sun looks like, because they’ll be having too much fun at Mr Bobos party!It will be a night to remember!
If spy could stop rejecting 697.40 that would be cool
>>62117806ask and you shall receive^>
>$25,000 minimum restriction for day trading eliminated>Requirements to become an accredited investor ($1,000,000 net worth and/or $250,000 salary) still in placeSo we keep the poors out of actual ROI projects but allow them to lose their asses at gambling
>7know what?
>claude not workingNIGEEEER I WAS FINALLY DOING SOME WORKwell, guess I'll just go goon in the meantime
>>621178238k
>>62117741Kill white niggers cause I can't wear a suit (no tailor!)Kill black niggers cause I can't learn to shoot (pow pow!)Kill brown niggers cause I can't eat dey food (too spicy!)Kill all women, got the incels running looseThe incels running looseMade a million posts now the incels running loose
>>62117826our company is ending it's contract at the end of the money. now we will have to go back to working for a wage instead of selling our credits.
Why does everything have to be so fake and gay all the time? Why can't we have good companies with good, decent earnings that aren't based on temporary fads or memes whose stock prices grow at a steady, reasonable rate commensurate with their earnings potential?
>>62117823probably 7127.23 on 13 May 1:34pm
>Snap set to announce big layoffs tomorrow. Some teams halved or more.>Specs subsidiary will gain employees ahead of the glasses' imminent launch, which will loosely follow Apple's rollout of the Vision Pro.>The $400m deal with Perplexity is not happening.
>>62117417no swinging, i hold the underlying, especially if theyre underlying shares, and acoomulate more on dips. if i think a rip is too rippy, sell a covered call
The US of A is powered by cloud technology and this is completely independent of this little oil hiccup, we keep mooning boys
>Rumors are swirling that Scott Bessent got into a physical fistfight with Kevin Hassett this morning over economic policy disagreements.LMAO
>>62117858Maybe Kevin told him to stop shorting oil and he freaked...
What should I do with $50,000 of NVDA?
>>62117847>will loosely follow Apple's rollout of the Vision Pro.Lmao. Getting into a dead market 2 years late. Even more embarrassing than if Microsoft were to make a big "metaverse" play right now.
>>62117871Write MWF calls
Is it time to do a final quintupling down or is it time to capitulate?
> nows
WHY IS POSTING SO BUGGY? THE PAST TWO FUCKIN DAYS
ASTS finna boutta get raped and gaped by my boy big buff buttfuckin jeff bezos
>>62117871This anon is cute and smart and rich
What's the next company on the verge of collapse that will announce a pivot to AI? I need that quick 500%/day gain
>SEC removes pattern day trader rule for accounts under $25,000Will /smg/ survive now that there's no limits to blowing up our accounts?
So S&P broke 7000 and the whole market decided to take a shit, or did something else happen?
yall bought the blow off top of the AI bubble?
God fucking damn it.I've been shorting for 4 years straight.I just went long at the top and got dumped on.
>BIRDlmao>>62117889Ok so it isn't just me
>>62117906....Maybe...
>>62117904>down 0.1% from ATH>the market is taking a shitcalm down, anon
>>621179047000 seems like a lot. Hmm.. let's stay under for for a few more weeks zzz
>>62117896If anything it'll make little blowups happen LESS if the little guy can spread their trades around more and not worry about the PDT rule. So more slow bleedouts over time, rather than some retarded high schooler dumping $15k on one play.
“I was about to buy SanDisk calls but some random anon stopped me. I almost did something I’d regret, but I still feel like buying. What should I do?”
>>62117906im not saying we arent in a bubble or that we might not explode downwards whenever it does pop. but this is not the chart of a blowoff top. if you disagree, youre coping because your puts are underwater, bigly
>NVDA dumping nowAre you fucking kidding me?Fuck this marketOrange nigger did something didn't he?
>>62117904It's the classic triple top Nasdaq crash
WTFWT
>>62117916I think he's referring to the recent lows as the 'blowoff' of the prior top, asking if we've bought into it. Obviously a chart at ATH isn't a blowoff top, since it hasn't blown off (yet).
>>62117896fake news i still have Day Trade Equity Call:$21,763.54 blaring in giant red letters on the top of my gambling account
Also what did gookmoot do to the site?It's so slow
>>62117916nah i transferred my 401k out of index funds when bondi called the dow at 50k so im hoping this is "return to normal" on the meme charton paydays it still buys index funds, so i will still have exposurebut i would be happy if it were to go down
>>62117928I can't even post
Is the market pricing in Our Leader nuking the fuck out of some 3rd world country or something boss?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62117931Buy MU or SK Hynix instead.
>>62117928There's not enough oil to power the server generators any longer, we need to ration posts
>>62117933return to normal is a lower high friendo
>>62117940>MUGOD
They seem desperate to breach ATH
This is like that time at the start of Covid when everyone was still acting like it's a nothing burger even though the ass raping was already inevitablePeople just don't believe in ass rape until their ass is actually raped
>>62117941Under Big Brother's wise leadership, party planners have increased the ration of victory posts to once per hour!
>>62117946>bear gets cockyBrown people being bombed is nothing and we have an energy export surplus
>>62117934Fuck hiro and rapeape
Test
>>62117940Im full SK Hynix. MU feels heemed desu
I think I found the catalyst. fellow baggots. Apparently, the NASDAQ website's bots accidentally thought WDC's earning's call was yesterday, so many investors went into their "I should be a millionaire!!" anti-AI phase early. Explains yesterday's early pull back.http://archive.is/pe1K3
What about my minors?!
I still can't believe this shit.
Powell is going to resign from his position as federal reserve chairperson over his involvement in an extramarital affair with a NYT reporter named Jenna Smilekek because this post is dubz boss.
WE CLOSE 715
>>62117963my LEAPS are with mature minors. they are accumulating. they will grow up.
>>62117946I agreed with you but its clear the market doesnt care about this 'war' so its best to get out of this mindset.
>>62117968>Smilekekshe should make up her mind smile or kek
>>62117959*isgh* I suppose I should find a way to invest in it
>>62117968
UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62117934Holy shit I posted
>>62117979Until it suddenly does, just like it did for COVID in March 2020 (obviously price action isn't' identical but psychologically it's behaving similarly and ignoring the elephant in the room until it can no longer do so).
This sucksBecause the stock market was crashing, I decided it was a good time for me to start trading.But I couldn't just begin trading immediately. I had to wait for funds to reach my accountAnyway, the day before I could start trading, the market hit bottom. And I really wanted to buy then. By the time my funds were ready to trade, the market had like a 5+% bounce. But even still, I bought in with 25% of my cash, like 5% off bottom. I was hoping for a pullback again so I could put in the rest of my longsbut it's been nothing but fucking big green lines. And I'm not going to fomo into buying ATHsIf I had been able to do what I wanted, I'd be up like 50% now.I was literally there, watching the intraday day bottom of the bottom day wishing I had my funds available. I would have bought almost the exact bottom before the market closed higher that day.
>soxl negativeLooooooolWhat happened??
Niggers
>>62117992Well yeah sure. Everyone currently sees that both parties are looking to de-escalate and thinks that shit will resolve soon-ish. If that doesnt seem to happen we MIGHT go down just as fast again.Let the goyim deal in the real world and all that
Thanks for selling me your cheapies my cute sweet little bears
60 cents, SPY. Is that so much to ask?
Uhhh mr david? Why are we red when nasdaq is bright green?
>>62118002>both parties are looking to de-escalateIsn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>62118004I just want another 3 buckies on the Q's boss.
>>62118004I hope it hits it then on the very next tick collapses to $620
If it can't breach and stay above 7000 by Friday, its dropping Monday, even worse, orange nigger news weekend to make it crash all the way down.
NIIIIIIIGGERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS
>>62118005I think we all know the answer to that one boss.
Accidentally bought oil on margin. Please drop bombs sirs.
Bros when do I go back into memory stocks? This is a decent dip but I feel like it will go down more once the entire market inevitably has a red day.
>>62117548Google owns 14% equity stake in anthropic
>>62118016MU is going to $1,000 this year. Just get in and don't overthink it my smigga.And get some IREN for smigs sake.
Will we ever return to reality.
Every single Mumu is a gay nigger faggot for supporting this scam market.
>>62118002Both sides wanted to deescalate from day 1. They just have different demands on what terms it should happen so the conflict goes on. Same in Ukraine-Russia. Both wars would end instantly if Russia left or the US left, they just don't because they're there for a reason.
Read picrelated,check the dates,check the charts,admire the accuracy.I can predict other peoples lives with incredible certainty whilst having trouble getting out of bed in the morning myself.>inb4 tl;dr or other sperging
What is envideo doing kek
>>62118025sounds like you're the gay one getting assfucked
Oh shit SPY hit a new high score.
>>62118022yes, in 2 more weeks
>>62118027Lol I screenshotted that and posted it in here too
I got blessed with 0.39$ of MU dividend. What do I buy?
OOOOoooooooooOOOoooooooo>>62117993timing the market is hard. welcome to the circus.
>>62118034OK hopefully they got what they fucking wanted and can go brag about it and restart the war with that behind them. Need this shit to fucking DUMP
>>62117994soxs is up at least, thats why you diversify
financial implications of god sending striking Israel with literal plagues?
>>62117993:( *holds you tightly*
RESTART THE FUCKING WAR YOU COWARD I NEED TO BUY ANOTHER DIP
NEW ATHWE FUCKING DID IT SMIGGERSUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>BIRDIn spite of all the shouting about "muh AI bubble", it's been a while since we've gotten an honest-to-God mania phase.
HOW ABOUT WE FUCKIN DUMP (and not recover 70% of the dump in one go only 1 hour later)
>>62118037Thank you.I have actually made numerous calls like these in the past, which in all fairness should've enticed the universe to lead me to a easy life of monetary wealth and happiness as well.Picrelated is another genuine multi-billion-dollar call.I do these effortlessly.I kind of feel like Al Bundy when visited by the aliens.
>>62118048NOT THE BEES
>>62118052war? what war? the US hasn't been in a war since the 70s. We're all peace and love hippies now
>>62118056slurperinos are unstoppable
>>62118060Why don't you follow your own advice oh wise sage?
I slurped early but this is good news to my ears
>>62118061Murder Hornets boss.
I was about to buy SNDK calls but some random anon stopped me. I almost did something I’d regret, but I still feel like buying. What should I do?>connexion error
>>62117994Blows my mind there are people dumber than reddit gambling in SOXL.
>>62118071Denounce Netanyahu and curse Israel lest yee and gookfu be stricken the ten plagues!
THIS WEBPAGE HAS BECOME A LAGGY PILE OF SHIT WTF DID THEY DO
>>62118021>And get some IREN for smigs sake.I forgot I had a grands worth of IREN in my account, I cashed that out yesterday for the easiest money ever. I gotta go back in tho.
>>62118068I'm a aging, crippled, disabled, forever aloner with no upside mobility in life, no wealth, no inheritance.
MUgods...our divvies just hit. im getting a drink with this absolute PURSE
>>62118076Cursing Israel gets you cursed boss.
>>62118080>MUFUCKINGGODS
Why’s the lending between commercial banks been spiking so high this month in the FRED data big brains?Who’s broke?
>>62118077I think they do it purposefully to fuck with bang/ding anon
>>62118080>MUGODS
>>62117963/NAK/ brothers will be upgrading our Hondas soon in Valhalla
In this moment, I am euphoric.
>>62118080I got 52 bucks.And now anyone can reverse engineer our positions. Or at least what of my MU is long stock.
up and to the right bros we are winning
>>62118101Give it a minute, we'll be moving down and to the right soon boss.
>Iran could consider ships being able to sail through Oman's side of Strait of Hormuz without interference or attack as part of a deal with US - source close to Iran.Peace this weekend, reverse circuit breakers monday SPY closes 730 next Friday.Cap it smigger.
>>62118098>$52i kneel. thats a night out for one
completely unusable
I want to take a moment to thank the oil Jeet who kept mocking people who were long oil, and I want to thank caps lock bro for his high energy. And I want to say a big fuck you to that anime freak who’s bearish.
>>62118101I'm not going up and to the right...
if it stays above 7000 on friday close, you niggers are good. If it close below 7000, you niggers are gonna get dumped on.
>>62118109The end of the war is priced in. We won't go much higher. What isn't priced in is if the war restarts and oil goes back to $120
>>62118113>Jeet and screamingGOD
>>62118111Don't forget that tax man cometh. I have to squirrel away some of this windfall.
There it is, the down and to the right movement. This starts the new trend, and this time, the trend is not your friend mumu and boss.
>>62118128I meant to say boss posting it's over for me just delete my post
>>62118109Yeah and they could consider letting Israel glass them too. Doesn't mean they will.
>>62118122dont forget tip (for your broker, the irs, and your waiter)
Wow the Iran war must be over.
>>62118131I don't....believe you...
Someone spoon me
>>62118048didn't they have a fuck ton of crows show up too a few weeks back?
>>62118136the stock market is not polymarket prediction lottery on whether the war is over or notwe have conquered all obstacles, America stands supreme over the islamic terror regime.
>>62118095kek just 40 more years retard
Come on, Iran. I need you to do something squirrely here. Do not give up yet!
>>62118128Tripfags are already worse than signature posters by virtue of needing to attentionwhore on an anonymous site.Tripfags get the filter immediately because nothing they say is of worth.
>>62118141I will
how do I invest in niggers?
>>62118141i'll hold you closer tiny dancer and i won't let go cuz i dont wanna miss a thing babe
smg gas
>>62118144>the stock market is not polymarket prediction lottery on whether the war is over or notstatements to this effect probably don't get posted enough
STRC bros...how does it feel flexing on index cucks, cash cucks and especially covered call cucks?
>Our forces continue to strike Hezbollah, we are about to conquer Bint Jbeil. In parallel, yesterday I gave instructions to the IDF to continue thickening the security zone. Our American friends are constantly updating us on the contacts with Iran. Our goals are identical. In anticipation of the possibility that the fighting will resume, we are prepared for any scenario.>Netanyahu>Yeah we just keep on bombing them against ceasefire haha>no impact on market>any ceasefire related shit pumps market though
now is the time to get in on Blackberry btw.
>>62118027You act like it's the mysterious powers of "the universe" doing this, but really it's your own government doing it to financially oppress you. They're inflating away your earning power to subsidize the easy lifestyle of the (((ruling class))) who owns all of the stocks. Go deal in the real world.
do not bake a new thread, instead redirect to this one>>62117391
>>62118150Nah, you're the worst kind of poster because all you do is bitch about shit that doesn't even matter, and if they didn't want tripfags and namefags why did they put a field for it boss?
>>62118152buy a sports team
>>62118164Is this bozo giving you trouble babe?
Lmao as expected NVDA barely stayed above $200
>>62118083Interdesting I ran it a few different times and Opussy is pretty sure it’s Flagstar and Zion that are broke.
>>62118131Uhh boss….
I don't understand why we are pumping so hard
>>62118145It only strengthens the case to see the usual dalit /smg/ shoe shine jam boys scoff
SPX 14000 EOY
>>62118184Pool's openLove wonTax cuts = more liquidityTax refunds = more liquidityTrump accounts = more liquidity Fed cuts from new guy = more liquidityYou are simply not bullish enough.Forget 8,000 we are going straight to 9,000.
>>62118184The dollar is more worthless by the minute, and equities are denominated in dollars
>>62118157unfortunately I have fallen victim to it myself so I'm trying to remind myself
Can you even call it a correction when you dump for 2 months and repump in 2 weeks? How is that a correction? Feels more like the correction was wrong
>>62118155gas?
Why is the Mr Jones not at 50000 yet, but Mr 500 and Mr NASDAQ are at all time highs?
>new ATH with higher oil pricesYeah ok, now it will just stay here. Not move, not even in AH, just flat.
HELLOOO RETARDS. DID YOU BUY 0DTE CALLS AT THE OPEN? DID YOU LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAID MARKETS ONLY GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT? FUCKING RETARD BOBOS MISSED A WHOLE ASS 10% RALLY IN 2 WEEKS BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKBRAINED RETARDS LMAO KEK BAGGIES
>>62118083ITS BOBO. BOBO IS FUCKING BROKE. HE SHORTED THE BIGGEST FASTEST RALLY IN STOCK MARKET HISTORY ALL THE WAY UP. LMAO
IM GLAD TO BE HERE TO CELEBRATE SPY 700 WITH WHOEVER IS LEFT. THREAD LOOKS PRETTY DEAD BECAUSE ALL THE BOBOS GOT SHOOK OUT. GOOD GUYS WIN IN THE END. SPY SEVEN FUCKING HUNDRED. GET FUCKED BOBO. GET COMPLETELY UTTERLY BUTTFUCKED
>>62118239>>62118234I bought SPY $705 calls for Friday just so the bullshit stops boss.
>>62118239I think it’s probably ZION and FLG, look at that bizarreo price action.Bear Sternsy for sure.I don’t think that’ll be the cause of the real crash but it might crash it back down to 600.
I MEAN USUALLY WHEN A MARKET GETS THIS ROWDY THIS FAST ITS A SIGN THAT THINGS ARENT GOOD. BUT YOU STILL CANT SHORT IT, EVEN AT SPY 700. ITS GONNA BE WEEKS, MONTHS. YOU MIGHT -MAYBE- GET A 1% PULLBACK DAY SOMEWHERE IN HERE BUT THATS IT AND THATS NOT EVEN LIKELY. ITS GOING TO JUST BE LOW VOL SLOW UPWARD DRIFT FROM HERE ON AGAIN
>>62118245we are in here buddy >>62117391
>>62118245Where were you all day?
>>62118109>source close to IranOkay
Robinhood Is Pumping! So There Is Hurry!
>>62118391*curry
