Jeb is a Mess edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>/thread/62116546
Nigger market
stupid fucking jam boy needs to learn how to wait until we're at the image limit or post limit to make new threads, this place is quickly becoming a shithole like Haiti or the Ukraine boss.
>>62117406you probably longed oil HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
Bought some Equinor, will buy more tomorrow as well as Friday.
fucking jam boy didn't even link the previous thread and fucked the whole continuity of the threads up for the archive. i hate this fucking jam boy so G_ddamn much boss.
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62117406
>>62117459If Iran really wanted nuclear weapons why didn't they just buy them from the North Koreans boss?
/smg/s on /bant/ were more fun than this
short oil
>they didn't watch>they didn't learn
>>62117465>>62117459North Korean shills in here
CRDO
Aryan market
>>62117465did you know that Korea had the longest recorded run of slaverly in the entire world? Really shows you the kind of people Koreans are.
Panicans go ahead and stick with mutual funds and ETF’s
>>62117465you can turn off your bot, no one cares
>burry bought fisev>it suddenly goes uplolalso why is avgo skyroketing?i cant postthe tranny captcha is expiring until the post goes throughdeath to chinkmoot subhuman
the internet is breaking
Reminder that war isn't over yet and oil should be 200$ by now.
>be Allbirds >failing shoe retailer>rebrand to Allbirds AI>stock explodes 300%I don't want to hear anyone say there's no AI bubble. This is a literal clown market.
>>62117514weird how this suddenly started becoming a routine almost weekly phenomenon once vibe coding became a thing
MU bros...
g-goodbyemr jerome
Howdy smiggers, what did I miss?Did they get that gat dang Persian strait open?And yay! They fixed captchas, today will be a great day :3
>>62117524It's called progress.
This is so incredibly fake and gay
>>62117523bro has never heard of a short squeeze on a failed retailer
Godbless everyone and your poorfolios WAGMI
>green dayB-but I wanna load up on more intc
>>62117576>says to buy the SP500 dip at 2,800guy is a hero
damn bobos getting DESTROYED
I for sure am never going to short this market as long as Trump is president. Fuck that manipulated shit
If the market is green why are my longs getting raped?
the US is now exporting more OIL than it has ever exported before, USA USA
>>62117625>If the market is green why are my longs getting raped?IV crush?
>>62117639My little MUU
>/smg/ was bearish on MSFTlmao, did the same play as when you retards were bearish on Google in june last year>/smg/ is bearish on oilWhich is now my next play. /smg/'s retardation is invaluable.
>>62117672That do be a good play doe
Tesla makes no fucking sense. Niggas are talking about cyclical memory stocks with a forward p/e of 3.5 like they are a major risk, granted, they are, because this time might not be different. Yet there's a whole class of investors that will long tesler purely on Musk promises (lies). The same CEO is basically a state welfare queen with all of his companies but also ran a government agency to cut foodstamps for the poorest of America.
Its going to double-top 7000 and crash down to 6100, and oil goes to 130 or something on some very in-your-face bad news by orange nigger like israel sinking a u.s warship again and blaming it on iran or something.
>>62117672please long oil you fucking faggot, I’m going to laugh at you so hard. Screen shot this, you will never be able to post it because you’ll have roped yourself as oil keeps dropping
>>62117683
>>62117714I remember when this nig was on the front of my AP European History textbook. Hundreds of pages dedicated to European history and they put one of the few paintings of someone's blackamoor retainer
>>62117634Still can't fill in the gap if missing oil barrels though even though it increased slightly lolyou cant just magically make more oil storage facilities and ports. Takes 3 years at best , 7 years for a realistic timeline of construction.short term gains for the USA, this kicks the can down the road for maybe a month or two, and long term everybody is still fuckednot even an oil fag btw, im more into miners and boomer rocks, when oil inflate prices on everything to hell, boomer rocks are the first to recover and win in the end.Look at copper right now, its mooning because the chemicals required from nat gas and oil are not coming, so pure copper is more valuable, silver is a by product of copper. So Silver, and gold will have its all time highs again by end of the year.
>>62117729babe, my world history course was a vietnam vet telling war stories and playing "we didn't start the fire," and that was considered a good education because my brother went to a different school and they just watched rocky IV, the one where he fights the russian guy.
>>62117753I remember teachers playing we didnt start the fire in history class lmao, mustve been a standard go-to
>>62117756I remember me and a bunch of my friends trying to sing we didn't start the fire while we were all drunk standing around my friend's computer with the youtube lyric video playing boss.
>>62117753>>62117756>playing "we didn't start the fire,"is this really how they brainwash you, mutts? JFC
>finally get job after being unemployed>try to save 90% of salary>get a second job>make good trades, try not to take massive risks like 50k into something that could go to 500k or crash, make like 30k~>government rapes me on taxes>only 75% of saved money left after food and rent and taxesAh I see, I get it now. I shoulda done the riskiest to rewardest trades possible like gold miners and ram letfs. Because anything less than absolute total victory is a total defeat anyway.How are normalfags managing to be alive. Like how do they put mony into their fucking 401ks and spend 4000 bucks a month on credit and eating out in this economy. I know the "less than 50% have 1k" but I thought that was just money in their bank account.Chilling to think, with my low 6 figure net worth, I'm somehow top 90% for my age group.
>>62117753USA USA USA
Only QUAD SEVENS will save this market and allow us to breach the 7,000 resistance.LEND ME YOUR POWER SMIGGERSNEW ALL TIME HIGHS COMINGTOUGH TIMES NEVER LASTONLY TOUGH SMIGGERS LAST
>>62117756>>62117753>tfw you were too young to miss out on this and were instead just given the "whites are bad" and "the JFK assassination was an inside job" spielIt's over
>>62117771You need to climb the ladder and get more raises, it's the only way.I used to make "ok" money for my age and saved very little, but then I got raises and my spending did not increase as much, now I save and invest almost 50%. I've decided that if I get another raise I will not save and invest any more, instead if I will get a mortgage.
>>62117777checked based>>62117779not even close, if my calls get fucked because some stupid fucking jam boy failed to roll quad sevens I am going to fucking lose my shit boss.
Made $1300 with oil and lost it all again. Should I keep trying or is oil done now for good?
I sold INTC at 50 before EasterI feel so fucking bad right now
>>62117807>IntelGODS
>>62117807The good news is you'll probably get to buy it again at like $45.
>>62117799You only lost because you are impatient and have a stupidly tight stop loss, be a man and take a risk. Peace this weekend, oil back to $60 in no time.
>>62117799The only time to play oil was its first runup as with all memeshit
>>62117814I'm counting on it and have some puts lined up for earnings but it still feels humiliatingI did make 2x though but I got scared the orange nigger will fuck it up
I was thinking yesterday that I should sell some of my QQQ to put it into tech stock picks. Should've known that was the top.
>>62117828it will shoot back up when the war starts again, next target is $150
Iran has almost no way to block the red sea. This is just flailing at the moment, how can /pol/ say they are winning?
>>62117898where did you hear that? axios?
>>62117779>>62117789G_D DAMN FUCKING JAM BOY!!!! MY CALLS ARE DOWN 50% YOU FUCKING ASS CLOWN!
>>62117777checked
Yo, why don't we just kill the fucking homeless and feed the junkie fucks to farm animals to help our farmers out? Fucking sweet idea right guys? Am I fucking right or am I fucking right boss?
>>62118018>how did you lose all of your hogs bill?>welp we got a bad batch of nigger bums and they all od'd on fentanyl
>>62118018https://davidzmorris.substack.com/p/jd-vance-wants-to-turn-poor-people
Shoe company turned AI, stock rises 700% in a day. Is it over?
>>62118024>feeding dark meat to the other white meatishygddt
My TQQQ calls are up 200%________________________Signed The Anonymous
>>62117483>recorded>didn't happen if you don't know how to writeniggers love this one weird trick!
>site is still broken
Lmao as expected NVDA barely stayed above $200
The economy is fully back while gas prices are still high. Proves once again that oil is irrelevant to the economy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DluvUoDAW40For me its retiring comfortably
Im feelin kinda toppy. Might sell before close.
>>62117799dino oil is going the way of whale oil now that the hormussy is double stuffed so tight not a drop of seamen can squeeze through. The world runs on SOXL now>>62117898the houthis could shut it down as they have done before they're just terrified of getting smacked by a real military
I hope SNDK dumps some more so your boy can buy in
I am heavily invested in space and space accessories
>>62118187I solded some CCPs on sandick this morning
HOLY SHIT SPY IS RIPPING
>>62118197Nah it's kind of the worst case for bulls. Better if it consolidated today and ripped through the call wall tomorrow when it was stronger. Then you'd melt up as the hedge buying piles up. Instead it's got no legs.
>>62118187Just buy the top like me. All lifetime earnings gone currently.
WHY DID SNDK GO DOWN TODAY
>>62117753topkek
>Iran war isn't over>No formal agreement between USA, Israel, and Iran>Iran is blockaded>Company earnings are not good>Economy is not good>Jobs are not good>Stock market hits new all time high>Market is run by niggers and jews
>HOOD>Dave computer
>>62118206im going into puts thursday at close if green tomorrow
>>62118216Desperation inflation is being priced in. Lots of leveraging.
spy will hit 710 eow, just saying.
we gaan
>>62118027You act like it's the mysterious powers of "the universe" doing this, but really it's your own government doing it to financially oppress you. They're inflating away your earning power to subsidize the easy lifestyle of the (((ruling class))) who own all of the stocks. Go deal in the real world.
bad day for lean hogs desu
what the FUCK is up with 4chan, why is posting still so fucked? are they actually fixing this?Fucking spastics
>>62118216>let the pooryim deal in the real world
SPY ABOUT TO HIT 700! UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62118231
I bought CRDO two days ago and I am scared. It keeps going. Pullback coming?
>>62118236ye I was kept from a couple of very important posts
How much of a meme stock is NBIS?
>>62118236I can't post any pics
>>62118257actually I could but it's all fucked
How long is this retard pump going to go?
i'm getting fucked in the ASK
>>62118250I suggest you exit while you can still come out with a profit and just watch it for the bottom. Better safe than stuck hoping for a rebound.
>>62115478link to the tweet next time:https://x.com/InsiderWire/status/2044069258448253326>but thats from a bunch of threads ago.I don't care. This site has been shitting itself preventing me from posting it sooner.
>>62118263Posting is completely fucked, I think it has something to do with 4chan being removed from some country's internet for being a platform for hate speech and other degenerate shit like gambling on the index or tranny porn boss.
i knew /smg/ being in mostly cash when polled 2 weeks ago was the bottom
SPY 700 GET FUCKED BOBO GET REKT GET COMPLETELY FUCKED. MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT. THANKS TO THE OTHER NIGGA THAT POINTED ME HERE. I SEARCHED /SMG/ WITH BOTH SLASHES IN THE CATALOG. WELL DONE IT WORKED ON ME.ANYWAY GET FUCKED AND BIG UPS TO ALL MY MILLIONAIRES WHO GOT RICH BUYING 0DTE CALLS AT OPEN UNDERSTANDING THAT MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT AND DONALD PUMP BLESSES US
Part of the illuminati playbook is doing the most retarded shit that doesn't make any sense.You're not wrong.They're wrong.But they control the money.
>>62118275based ^> bro
Buy China stocks
Wallah, and just like that the $SPY never made it to $700 boss.
>>62118277how is the schizo investing working out so far
Come on, come on, lovin' for the moneyCome on, come on, listen to the money talk
>>62118180More like the stock market isfull back up while gas prices are still high proving the stock market is not the economy
>>62118277A good leader must be unpredictable. Everyone should be confused wondering what the fuck you're even doing, with no idea what you're going to do next. You may not like it but that's peak performancet. Prof Jiang
>>62118277this is why I'm expecting SPY $620 in a 4-5 days
Are we here or nah?
>>62118292ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN, 4-5 MONTHS DEFINITELY LIKELY BUT ITS NOT COMING BACK LMAO ALL THOSE PUTS ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not wrong.The market is wrong.
>>62118291jiang doesn't know anything about market. he's a political thinker.
>>62118277>Want to make money>Make decisions that lead to me losing money>I'm not wrong
>>62118284YOU WERE SAYING?
How many of you are seething that you didn't buy the TSLA dip?
>>62118301And that quote was about politicsBut being a confusing fuck is useful on the market too because only your buddies get to make money
Even SOXL casually recovering the intraday dump in 2 hours. Shit that never happens on green days
>>62118304THE FUCK CARES ABOUT TESLA. 0DTE SPY CALLS IS THE ONLY THING TO BUY
I sold TQQQ covered calls so I'm making a bunch of money and also losing a bunch of money.
>He didn't buy GRRRAll my smiggers love GRRRWe gon be gorillionaires fr frAnd you can too!
SPY 700 ^>
>>62118297Realistically I agree, but it would be peak clown market to now gap down and there's fear everywhere. Given we're in a decidedly clownish regime, it makes it more likely than it otherwise would be.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SPY 700 RETARDS. I TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING TODAY.
>>62118287Babe your instincts are amazing. No wonder that one guy is so infatuated with you.
SEVEN HUNNNA
8 /smg/ threads... what the fuck are we doin here? this board is dead
>>62118321can't even captcha and everyone isn't image posting
SEVEN FUCKING HUNNID BANDS
>>62118321reaching ath and creating generational wealth
everyone is in here but I don't thinks anybody can post boss.
Continuing to financially rape the general population of the United States like this is going to end in pitchforks. They're destroying everyone's lives with inflation to inflate assets held by (((wealthy and powerful individuals))). People can't even afford to reproduce anymore, but the government and Fed keeps printing money to inflate the stock market. This is robbery.
should i buy spy puts here or wait til tomorrow?
this site is a simulation that runs on your device. fix your device. nothing is real. it's not the Jews it's the illuminati. they use divisiveness as a tool of manipulation. the stock market isn't real. it's just some guy who lives on your street running a local simulation from their home PC. be nice to him.
Average US market session>>62118334lmao shut the fuck upt. bobo
Sell.
>>62118339how much
>>62118339My stop loss triggered earlier today. Maybe I buy back in, maybe not. It's up to Mister Indicator
Y'all might be celebrating SPY 700 but my minors are still down 29% since the start of Epstein Fury.
henlo mister jeromeplease fix the websiteand lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
We went from the bottom of the correct to new all time highs in 2 weeks without a formal end to the end.This is bullshit.I quit.
>>62118334Have you tried not being poor, asshole?
>>62118352GET COMPLETELY FUCKED BOBO
>>62118338Look at the CPI nowcasts. Inflation is currently over 5% annualized because of the global fuel crisis, and the government's response is to print even more money during a supply crisis. They should be hiking rates, but they will never do that because they would rather impoverish an entire country than cut off the stock market welfarebux for the (((ruling class))).
>>62118352Thanks for playing, come again!
>>62118352just buy bro
>>62118339Thats a man
>>62118352Yeah >>62118204
>>62118352um sweety its called preparing for the big rug pull after the 250th birthday partyyou think all these companies moving their assets to israel is so they can spy on you??
>>62118352It won't stay up here, give it two more weeks before we see #TheBigOne boss.
It’s been a glorious day for Mr Bobo and those who eagerly await his coming!We have regional banks deep into private credit gapping down only to be pomped!We have failing shoe companies going parabolic on AI vapor!We have a SPY over 7k in the worst energy supply shock in history!Can you see him yet /smg/!? Can you see Mr Bobo?! Do you have your party hats ready!?
I am down ~95% since end of March.
They're blatantly doing QE during an inflationary crisis because the (((ruling class))) isn't allowed to lose money on their stock market bubble, while sending the expendable goyim into poverty has no such restriction.
i fomoed with a x10 leverage into micron technology ™. the itch was too strong i couldn't help myself
>>62118369unironically a good thing. back to the drawing board. you will come back stronger (and poorer)
it's been going too well for me the last couple of days so it's time to get btfo again
Might actually be bearish, look at end of january of NDX. This is when it started dumping. They buy calls as a hedge. But who knows.>BREAKING: US call option volumes have surged to 47 million contracts per day, the 2nd-highest reading this year. >Call volume has surged +75% since the beginning of the month.>At the same time, put option volume has declined -15%, to 32 million contracts per day.>Yesterday, the call option volume in the S&P 500 surpassed 3 million contracts for the first time in history.>By comparison, fewer than 500,000 contracts traded for the index at the beginning of April. >As a result, the CBOE total put/call ratio is down to 0.68, the lowest since the mid-May 2025 low.>Risk appetite is surging at a record pace.
>>62118378I will document my recovery in the DING DING DING posts.
Haha we did the unexpected of pumping all day haha, totally new playbook
>>62118383THE MARKET RUNS ON OPTIONS. NOBODY IS GONNA SELL THE UNDERLYING STOCKS RETARD. ITS JUST UP AND TO THE RIGHT FOREVER NOW. THE TREASURY SHORTED OIL TO BUY SPY/QQQ CALLS ITS A PAIRS TRADE OF INSANE PROPORTIONS. ITS GONNA BE UGLY WHEN IT UNWINDS BUT HEY, SPY 700, WE ARE SO BACK NIGGAS
i bought spy puts
>>62118334Their greed is not going to end well for them, instead of very slowly boiling the frog in the pot they're cranking the oven up to 500 degrees. Living conditions are declining so fast that despondent violence against elites is exponentially increasing. A population that has no children and no job has nothing to lose
>>62118370You talk like a communist, and (((your))) post is antisemitic.
Is the dump in the room with us right now bearanons
>>62118390RIP bozo
MUFUCKINGGODS THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING AT US
where's the ding ding ding?
>>62118352Thanks for playing, retard
>>62118400already up 50 bucks suck it
Ding dong wtf is going on?I made 20k today about 3%, hbu
Euphoria like this never ends well.
Can we post normally yet?
Any bad news?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62118404FUCKING TRYING GOD DAMMITFuck it, I'll try posting without an image...DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>62118390ITS NOT THE WORST PLACE TO DO IT BUT THE MARKET IS PINNED HERE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK SO I HOPE YOU GOT SOME DURATION
>>62118414It's ONLY bad news.The market is up anyway.
>>62118420we looking at 710 spy tomorrow?
>>62118417>>62118418ding ding twins I capitulated my bearish positions (except VIX calls) and I regained 20% of my recent losses. Hallelujah
>>62118355Are you implying the admin expected tariffs to get cancelled by the supreme court so the companies could just charge the customers more and then even receive refunds haha
How did they fuck up the site this badly?>>62118418+1.09%, +8% on the weekSold MUU yesterday and sold puts on SNDK today. Tune in Friday for the exciting conclusion to "will anon get assigned"
>>62118418>>62118417-43% today, -97% YTD. I will be ryuk posting my way back to 100%.My paper algo account is up 10% today.
>JUST IN: Allbirds (BIRD) stock jumps over 400% after announcing shift from footwear to AI.>Allbirds announced it is effectively exiting the footwear industry to become an AI compute infrastructure company. >After a few rough years for the brand, Allbirds has decided to completely reinvent itself. The company plans to change its name to “NewBird AI”.>Instead of selling wool runners, the company will focus on GPU-as-a-Service. They intend to use new funding to acquire high-performance GPUs (like those from Nvidia) to lease them to enterprises and AI developers facing compute shortages. Ah, yes, the good old dotcom shit just like in the old days. And people will tell you the market is behaving fine.What's next, Nike announcing they'll enter AI too?
>>62118418Up 4% for 12k today and finally back in the green YTD. A full 43k up this week alone. If the don can really make Iran bend the knee the market is going to go parabolic. Red tsunami for votes but not the market.
What does this big last 1min candle mean
>>62118436Daddy? What happened?>>62118437They should. You know they could take up golf clubs again and copy what Callaway is doing with their Ai Smoke branded drivers *kisses you*
Mr. Dicksy found support
>>62118441Bogged.
>>62118441the last candle is always the biggest candle, it's just when a lot of volume transacts.
>>62118441NEWBIE ALERT ITS NOTHING SPECIAL. EVERY DAY LOOKS LIKE THAT
>>62118418Good so far!
>>62118441+2% tomorrow
>>62118418+3.8%
>>62118440>If the don can really make Iran bend the knee the market is going to go parabolic.Why? It was already slumping pre war. >>62118442>Daddy? What happened?I went too hard on shorts and got BTFO, then doubled down, rinsed and repeated during the most nonsensical and outlandlishly bullish rally I've ever seen. I will recover. Didn't cull winners when I should have and a lot of potential profit was turned into a loss by factually incorrect Truth social posts.
>>62118441-5% tomorrow
>>62118418Today: +1.61%This Week: +5.69%This Month: +13.98%This Year: +3.22%this is truly some insane shit
>>621184181% If the ceasefire lasts forever will stocks go up forever?
>>62118418+0.319%, some of my stocks soared and yet SanDisk, MU and RTX went down enough for my portfolio to crab lot
I'm still "short" (75% sgov) and just doing random gambles on 1-2 day dte spy options. I sold soxl at 52 10 days ago or whatever. I am ruined. Been nice posting with you all.
>>62118418+6.98%. I choose to believe that we'll all make it.
>>62118462what did I tell you about your shitty as chart retard
>>62118418+40%left a lot on the table too cause im a massive pussy
>>62118479You told me a whole bunch and I'm ignoring it because, honestly, you sound retarded, no offense
>MSTR owns $57 billion in BTC>Market cap is $49 billionLiterally free money
>>62117391700.... UnnnnggggghhhhhhhhhhSure glad I bought all that TQQQ at the bottom.
>>62118485you will learn the error in your ways eventually
>>62118441no purpose but to dab on bobos.
>>62118486They have liabilities.
>>62118456Because the market hates bobo retards
>>62118409It's not going to go down in AHkek it just pumped
>>62118456But seriously I think it's timing and the implication of America taking out the biggest bottleneck to global trade.
>>62118495You don't think the Iran peace deal is already priced in? Seems like market is pricing everything as if oil is flowing uninterrupted and running at full capacity.
