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Death to Israel
stop buying stocksyou're going to crash the market
> futures
Does anyone know where I can go to look up the price of an actual, physical barrel of oil right now? I want to see this gap I keep hearing about between futures and physical but Google is being unhelpful to a frankly suspicious degree
>CubaIs he actually going to do something there?
>>62119683don't worry I keep buying putsI alone am reponsible for the past week of blinding greanhave you even said thank you once? (you haven't)
>just print more medicines, bro!I am relieved by the fact that half of our geriatric zogressmen will die at the their own hands, having cut off the medicines that they need to animate their decaying corpses well past their natural lifespan.
>>62119693Just call around like you’re trying to buy one
Are we going to get another random pump today? I don't understand why things have been pumping so hard
>>62119695Yesnot sure how to profit other than investing in whoever's shipping oil out of the gulf of america
>>62119699So what call up BP and ask for a thousand barrels?
hurry up and report already TSM
>>62119695Probably yes, he's bored with Iran now and needs something even bigger to get his fix of narcissistic supply
>>62119713it already did, you thought it didn't but it didI also thought it was in 9 mins, but it started pumping earlier and at :45 the data was out
>>62119681/smg/ was way better when we had country flags. Too bad that german nigger, the leaf, and the rest ruined /bant/
>>62119721chinkleaf still posts here most days. his posting style is screamingly obvious.
>>62119720ah shit you right, pumpin bigly now
I NEED TO SPLIT MY MUU INTO TSMX AND MUU
this is fine
>snp back to all time highs>some of my gold mining stocks still down around 20%Gold prices still arent back to prices before the war thats fair enough. But you'd think there would be some lead given to gold stocks given the uncertainty.The favoritism to regular stocks is bizarre, they didnt even drop that heavily during the downturn. Just protected all round, not allowed to fail
>>62119729looks bullish to murricah now that everyone's gotta keep buying USD for our delicious sour crude. sucks for everyone else tho.
Just pumping AGAIN
TSMC HOLY FUCK, TECH BVLLS
I'm not a bobo, so this is playing out in my favor, but it still sees retarded as fuck and I expect it won't end well
WTF TSM IS DUMPING WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>>62119733During times of actual crisis gold always dumps the most and pumps the least. It's a midwit retard fucking Buy and you need to go back to the shiny rock general thread where your schizo retarded ass belongs.
>>62119734A VLCC can load 2 million barrels.The US is currently producing 4 million barrels per day for exportIt takes an extra 30 days of transit for oil from the US instead of Hormuz to reach AsiaThere are 60 VLCCs headed towards the US
>>62119744NVM OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Got wrecked by SOXL, it's over for me. Thanks for playing. This is the top.
kek, tsm also making other semis pump decent good
>>62119744>Barclays price target $75 above current>dumps like a shitcoinam I the only one tired of the pre earning pump after earning dump regardless of anything else presented?>stock finds cure for cancer and solves mortality, dumps after earnings callthe stock market is purely mental illness
>>62119748How are you getting wrecked by soxl? It’s been going up for days
>>62119751It’s pumping famalam
>>62119745>assYour source is my shitsmeared broken anus. Gold rebounds first in a crash and outperforms stocks. He's talking about mining stocks, not the commodity. Considering 30-50% of operational costs in a mining company is energy costs, an oil shock is not bullish for the miners to say the least.
>>62119734The majority of the oil the US produces these days is light sweet from fracking not sour crude
>>62119753just wait it will be down at least 1% in an hour
>>62119752>How are you getting wrecked by soxl?bunch of trannys have been buying soxs for weeks now. i tried to warn them but the cnn host was super persuasive.
>>62119746to re-emphasize my point, that sucks for them. USA relationshiip with the world already abyssmal might as well make some money.At 4MM / bbl / day we fill 14 VLCCs in a week, rest queue like any port. Also coping something comes out of that fuckin venezuela move and oil can move out from there too.
>>62119598per Claudechud investigation to explain this:>Average short-term borrowings rose from $3.02B (2024) to $4.73B (2025) — a 57% year-over-year increase in average daily wholesale fundingPeak month-end balance of $6.31 billion during 2025Year-end 2025 balance scrubbed down to only $700 million — a $5.6 billion reduction from the intra-year peak for reporting purposes>2. Zions Bancorporation — Second-Most-Likely ContributorZions showed the same pattern as Fifth Third but at smaller scale:Average FHLB borrowings doubled from $1.67B to $3.84B year-over-yearPeak month-end balance of $5.5B during 2025Year-end scrubbed down to $2.0B — a $3.5B drawdown in the final weeks of the yearPledged collateral at Fed and FHLB grew to $43.2 billionBuilt $18.4B in Fed discount window capacity (up from $17.7B)Total contingent liquidity buildup to $41.7B+October 2025 fraud disclosures ($110M combined) and classified loans tripling from 1.66% to 4.82%>3.Flagstar Bank / Flagstar Financial — Most Structurally Fragile but Already ResolvedFlagstar is in the worst absolute condition of any bank we analyzed, but their acute crisis was 2023-2024, not 2025:Deep junk credit ratings: Moody's B1, Fitch BB — five notches below investment grade at Moody's$9.87 billion in deposit flight during 2025 (13% decline)Cash at Fed dropped from $15.0B to $5.3B — 65% reduction in one yearBrokered deposits collapsed 77% from $10.22B to $2.40BStill reporting $210M annual losses$29 billion residual multi-family NYC rent-regulated exposureEntirely dependent on FHLB ($11.15B of $12.18B total borrowings) because no one else will fund them cheaply$2.5B in FHLB advances prepaid in December 2025The GSE custodial waiver alone places them in a category nothing else in our analysis approaches. This is a bank operating with an acknowledged inability to meet standard counterparty requirements, relying on discretionary accommodations from third parties.
>>62119761Sorry first one got cut off:1. Fifth Third Bancorp — Highest Probability Contributor to the H.8 SignalFifth Third is the single best match for the specific anomaly we were tracking in line 37 and line 31 of the H.8 release. The critical evidence:Average short-term borrowings rose from $3.02B (2024) to $4.73B (2025) — a 57% year-over-year increase in average daily wholesale fundingPeak month-end balance of $6.31 billion during 2025Year-end 2025 balance scrubbed down to only $700 million — a $5.6 billion reduction from the intra-year peak for reporting purposesFHLB advances specifically dropped from $4.1B at year-end 2024 to $300M at year-end 2025, but averaged much higher during the yearAt $214 billion in assets, Fifth Third is large enough that its funding shifts meaningfully move the aggregate dataTheir $1.7B year-over-year increase in average short-term borrowings alone accounts for about 15% of the total $11B H.8 line 31 spike we identifiedDeposits averaged $2.2B lower in 2025 than 2024, replaced almost exactly by increased wholesale borrowingsNone of this was flagged in their public narrative, which emphasized solid earnings and capital strength
>Spain’s Repsol to resume operations in VenezuelaHow is this not bullish for oil stocks?
>>62119765imagine them investing millions and venezuela nationalizing their stuff right after
New to investing, what's the idea catching flavor of the day? It seems like quantum was all the rave yesterday but how do people catch that so quickly? Do I just eye the volume and if I see a steady increase do I all in then sell at the end of the day? I'd dump it all into semiconductors/dram but that seems boring as fuck.
Leaf media that I have access to seems to be doing everything they can to curtail investors from buying the dip. This is a buy sign for me. Can any leaf posters confirm?SOBO, TRP>>62119721It was good while it lasted. It did prove that some moderation is necessary. Some people just can’t walk the thin line between entertaining and annoying.
>>621197604 weeks to fill the tankers currently diverted from the Hormuz and the trip from the US back to Asia adds 30 days of transit. If the strait opens tomorrow that still leaves a big gap in Asia's supply. An open strait doesn't automatically revert to pre-war traffic, the ships aren't thereVenezuela's oil goes to Texas to be refined I believeBullish for oil either way and bad for the american consumer
Neon green. Is bear ready for another big throbbing green candle? Slut.
>>62119748What are you on about? SOXL is kicking ass.
>>62119768>I'd dump it all into semiconductors/dram but that seems boring as fuck.It won't be for the holders when it vertically corrects.
>>62119773couple of dyslexic trannys bought soxs and have been seething and coping since. pretty pathetic to witness.
>TSM right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lexLAjh8fPA
>>62119767How many ruthless female dictators exist in history?
>>62119772My saving plans execute in 2 hours, so after that we go back to red
>>62119755>Considering 30-50% of operational costs in a mining company is energy costs, an oil shock is not bullish for the miners to say the leastI still think they're oversold compared to the rest of the market. Even in Australia, we've already had statements of guarantees on fuel for miners. They'll let the npcyim suffer at the bowser before any big business gets into trouble. I guess ill just have to be patient.
>>62119681Missed AAOI. Had 100 shares at $29 a share. Sold a dip and lost out on a cool 10k.HGRAF better blow
>>62119767Won’t happen. Venezuelans are glad that Maduro is gone, and all the wealth that foreign investment is gonna bring. Plus, they fear Trump and America now.
>>62119771agreed whatever happens will end up bad for the consumer and bullish on oil.
>>62119756What are the majority of global refineries designed to process?
The numbers on your screen don't mean anything. Time is running out to buy supplies for surviving WW3 before the shelves are empty.
>>62119793thoughts and prayers with you Hans if only your ancestors had immigrated to the new world>>62119792i have no idea
>>62119793More bullshit bigmouth talks from our President (with all due respect)
>>62119789sure, but we won't really know in 5-10 years
>>62119784The problems is basically PM's are inverse of oil and miners loosely follow the price action of PM's so it has little to do with operating costs from oil. The reason PM's are inverse of oil is the metals are sold for liquidity due to high oil. High oil can't go on forever so the miners and PM's will recover.
>he really psy-oped himself into believing the oil situation is as dire as it is playing out in his head
>>62119793So buy up industrials, defence and manufacturing?
>>62119798nuh-uh, you're psy-oped
>>62119793I'm sure you'll forgive me for no longer taking anything he says seriously.
>>62119781Our grandchildren will read about she was the insider that helped America capture Maduro in exchange for her remaining in power and doing what Trump tells her to do. No worries here.
>>62119794>>62119795>>62119799>>62119801You know that's a fake tweet?
>>62119798according to science, brics is collapsing in 2 weeks.
>>62119803does it make a difference when I don't believe a word he says anyway?
>>62119792medium and heavy sour crudes according to my sources familiar with the matter, not the light sweet that the US exports. Further bullish for the price of oil>>62119803ok but how does that affect me personally?
>>62119806Believe the stock market.
I want to give a big fuck you to that faggot who called me a Jew for saying oil isn’t going to 250. Faggot was bragging about how he caught the tariff lows and super micro dummping. I hope you’re broke . Fuck you the bunker you will never use you faggot collapse fag. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>62119812Aryan beast moment. millions of Jews left the Soviet Union for the same reasons.
>>62119812Sorry for the spelling mistakes, I got heated. I will meditate on it
>>62119761Ok I have it figured out now Mr Mumu.Private credit problems have been massively understanded and we are essentially going through multiple 2008 level bail outs under the table, which is why we needed this pump.Many regional banks are being rescued behind the scenes with FHLB funding (what Silicon used) and have been since October when we should have crashed.The scale of the problem is much greater than this though, which is why there has been zero repo usage to prevent a panic.Like Silicon they are getting creative with ways to try and find liquidity without alerting anyone.
I continue to be bullish on PBR benefiting from Asian demand shifting away from the middle east more than US companies. They export medium crude mostly to China.GTE could also run up significantly
>>62119817know pain bobo
>>62119721turk-roach i believe does post in biz under swiftie
>>62119812Imagine talking down to someone over three standards of deviation smarter than you lol. You'll see what happens soon.
It's really coming down out there thoughbeit
>>62119781Female rulers are vastly overrepresented as violet, genocidal warmongers.
>>62119790Consumers can suck it. They have access to the same markets as us. If I owned a car, my oil dividends would cover the increased prices as well as any rising costs associated with oil prices going up. Since I don’t I can spend the money on other things.
>>621198242 more weeks! TRVST THE PLQN,WWG1WGA!! PATRIOTS IN CONTROL! OIL TO 2.50!
>>62119817literal toxic sludge hyper jewry. anything they touch turns to shit. regulations on pe are overdue. we have to go through another financial crisis just to get something to change. Wonder if the government can afford a bail out at this rate lmao, you cant justify it this time. oil shock, inflation up, AI capex, pe nuke. it is the perfect storm
>>62119830anything but a little bit of personal responsibility am i right?
>>62119744Taiwan is running very low on LNG reserves. Chip sectors relies heavily on it. Also things like helium may be getting delayed as the supply chain dislocates further every day.
is today for puts ? soxs? loooong oil...
>>62119812I'm bullish on oil but 250 is absurd I wouldn't even bet on the price of the raw commodity paper market to crack 125>>62119835you were supposed to buy puts on SPY at close
>>62119744Wow it is almost like none of the global issues have actually been resolved yet the market acts like the strait is flowing like it is pre-war.
HE THOUGHT SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN
>>62119833intc goes straight up if China takes Taiwan right
This market is so fucking stupid it hurts. I sort of agree with the marxists now, that owners of capital are scum and should be rounded up and shot.
>>62119835yes buy every deep otm put on semiconductors you can and do long leveraged calls on oil. take out loans, sell your home, ask your friends for loans, rob banks, etc. you will be filthy rich when semiconductor industry evaporates overnight, ww3 breaks out and you stand for delivery on physical barrels of oil (you'll need at least several thousand gallons to make it).
I hadn't looked at my portfolio for a while since it started getting molested but seeing all the bears getting blown up gave me hope. I checked today and I had no idea Intel was pumping like this.I'm making it bros...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX3TRj0_2Ys
>>62119831can you blame them? we are cattle. goyim cattle, even. I might start looking into a trade on PE. Blackstone shorts maybe. I dont know yet, its hard to get exposure to as the name implies.
>bing bongShops open. Come get your joblot.>No cards / No tap to pay / No haggling / No nonces / All pasty sales final
>>62119843if I sell my house where do I store the oil
>>62119849you will be a street tough with a wagon filled with oil barrels you sling on the street
>>62119843This, but unironically. Screencap me, even.
>>62119817Yes looking at the options activity and the other things I have posted I believe I am correct Mr Mumu.Puts outpaced calls at 1400% on regional bank ETF two weeks ago.This is what's going on I think.
>>62119842>didn´t think that beforengmi, if the end conclusion of an ideology isn´t that millions must be rounded up then it isn´t worth thinking about.
>>62119840If TSMC and the like have to reduce capacity. The knock on effects are actually hard to calculate. Given how many things required semi conductors these days. Messy is not the word.
>>62119849pour one of the barrels out and sleep in the barrel like a philospher
>>62119842so bitter, life’s good man, we’re all saved at the end
>>62119849Storage unit or a Walmart parking lot
>>62119849you just stack the barrels up like legos
>>62119846It's literally always the goyim's fault. They will vote retarded republicans that will do anything for Israel because "muh white genocide" instead of just having sex and producing white children. JUST HAVE SEX YOU NIGGER AND DON'T VOTE REPUBLICANS THAT WILL MAKE IT WORSE FOR YOU OR AT LEAST BETTER FOR YOUR ENEMY.Imagine voting Trump because you hate BIG MONEY/BIG BANKS and BIG TECH and exactly these companies GIGAPUMPED after Trump becoming president. Like, you are just a literal retard, your skin is white/light but you are retarded, that's just how it is.
>>62119854Look at Zion Bank for example Mr. Mumu! (Claude says of all the 10ks we looked at it is the biggest pile of shit, still has steam coming off it)Each day at open it DUMPS during the highest volume hours to take advantage of Mr. Donalds Communist state sponsored buying.This going into the historic pump for the same reason.And then throughout the day it gains only to DUMP again from 930 to 1030.
i was mostly sidelined because no one expected a new ath in a war situation, just like you non of you bought the dipbut what now? they are still at warhow do we position?
went long on microng technology™ with a x10 leverage before close. i will finally make it
and don't @me with "I don't vote or voting doesn't matter"
>>62119863> your skin is white/light Caught ya Juan/Guiseppe
>>62119868i'll vote for jews over infinite niggers and tranniesat least jews will genocide sand niggers
tsm gains starting evaporate as predicted and yes the prediction was tsm is crushing it and profitable by every conceivable metric and are personally handing every holder $1000k usd and will still dump cause post earnings ya know
SPY will hit 950 before midterms. Bears will be pessimistic until September, when they too will pile in for the final 150 points.
>>62119873I'm european, not an american retard. We at least have real democracies and not a 2 party system
>>62119817>>62119854Why do you keep posting communism the anime in a hyper-capitalist /biz/ thread?
>>62119878yea that makes sense dont you have a vatnik to get raped by or is it solely nafris these days?
>>62119878you mean permanent coalitions of same old retards with 10-30% of vote each?
>>62119877Rich people don't actually do the the folded sweater thing Mr Poorfag.That's something we invented to spot blue collars on the make :)
>>62119881Retard, your country is literally 45% brown. You count Arabs as white. Pipe down, you faggot
I work in Fortune 500 and just got an email from the CFO - air travel restricted specifically citing the Middle East and oil prices. I don't think they did this since Covid. But yeah I am now starting to see the effects of this all around me. It seems they figured out how to do an economic crash without tanking the S&P500 this time around so you'll just be poor without the free money exploit this time, thats for the ruling class only.
>>62119884Thanks for the tip for when I make it. I was just posting from my /fa/ folder.
>>62119880kek i didn't even think of that! vampires get accused of being vampires for a lot of things anon, capitalists by commies, commies by capitalists, women by men, men by women, jews, and so on.imagine not liking vampires! what a fag!
>Futures>https://youtu.be/R6yW3CL6-Xk?si=5QL0PLooIbGcP4-F
>>62119863I didn’t vote for Trump idiot. But it doesn’t matter. Republican/democrat, It’s two different flavors of Israel first. white women are clinically demented and incompatible with white men.>>62119865>zion bankThey really do leave Easter eggs for us
>>62119888it will filter through eventually
>The Pentagon has approached automakers General Motors and Ford about shifting some capacity to 'make arms and military supplies', according to Wall Street Journal>https://youtu.be/zhIScvlFn2w?si=45EGYyD5P6n3D0sxVIXBROS ASSEMBLE!!!
WHAT ARE WE BUY
>>62119895i know kek!i thought the same thing.i don't dare short it because i think the probability of a global banking collapse coming from ZION bank due to the war for zion is probably not going to be allowed to happen.indecently thoughever its not Jooishly related at all, but a Moorman thing.
>>62119900This is bullish.
>>62119878>democracyLmao get a load of this retard who thinks voting does anything
>>62119900what's vix? should buy ford gm ?
Are you ready for force majeures from Australian miners?
>>62119887which one of these bitches did you vote for?
>>62119900they're just replacing what they used on Iran and boosting the American economy to do it
>>62119907>Russia attacks Ukraine>It's the women's faultNigger, your president said he'd end the war in 2 weeks or something, it's 14 months now.
And Russia still can't beat Ukraine, lmao.
>>62119910Ahem.24 hours. 53 times.
>>62119910you sound mad
>>62119909why would they ask auto companies to get when USA already has a massive MIC aimed for that unless it was critical
>>62119901turtles
>>62119907>European female leader>Look up "(European female leader) 20s">not hot>literally never the case that they are hotWhy are euros so ugly?
>>62119915the same reason they asked manufacturers to make k95 masks and other things during covid even when companies like 3m exist. Demand.
>>62119915help out struggling auto makers? it makes them look good helping the American economy.
I can´t stop chuckling at bears. You ever just think of the baggies and have a light hearted chuckle?
>>62119919>>62119920good points boosts USA domestic production
>>62119917Because they're boring bureaucrats not Fox News thots like in the US.
>>62119917{sensible chuckle.wav}
>>62119917Twas the beauty and the culinary skills of the European women that drove European men to colonize the rest of the world
>>62119922>People laugh when they need to project dignity and control during times of stress and anxiety. In these situations, people usually laugh in an unconscious attempt to reduce stress and calm down, however, it often works otherwise.KEK away future 30yr baggot.
>>62119913Thanks for correcting me. I actually didn't know anymore what timeframe he gave.>>62119914nice pic, but got nothing to do with what we were discussing
>>62119901I'm long silver miners.
>>62119928
>>62119922It’s been so good these past couple of weeks. They keep trying to cope, then they rationalize and finally cry about how the market makes no sense and it’s rigged. The market makes perfect sense, IT GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62119932I was discussing the inherent inferiority of the peasants that failed to seek a better life across the western sea. No idea what you were talking about I wasn't listening
aightwhat is the next play? I'll inverse whatever anons tell!
>>62119937Soxl
Its never been more over for oil bulls
45%, arabs not includedPicrel is a guy I had an argument with on twitter, and he called me a nigger and was in general racist. These are the people that consider themselves white, will tell you they hate blacks, but are probably 10-15% african.
>>62119884No problem mr /fa/g!As a general rule only brown rich people and upstart blue collars dress like the man in your photo with the plastic buttons not done on the collar. This is how an NFL plater seen in a 30 for 30 coaching pop warner from his trailer after he blew it would dress.Most people who walk around in suede horse bit loaders are gay hairdressers, not Eton/Phillips Exeter alums :).People are just going to assume you're a faggot. Though you mat bamboozle and pull an Applebee's waitress or two into giving some dome.
>>62119943Even if peace happens today we will probably see more than what it is now. Possibly shit out of luck if you longed 120 or something though
>>62119949meant for>>62119890
>>62119949You weren't wrong though, I guess I am an upstart blue collar. Only have a few million in liquid assets. I still dress like a blue collar.
>>62119943Iran is going to close off the Red Sea in response to the US blockade. Oil is going to $150+ soon.
>>62119965>can't even keep their own strait closed>we'll close the whole red sea instead
>he walks around like this guy where even the homeless looking guy thinks you're retarded or something
I don't get bears. Why are they doomposting on reddit about oil prices, inflation, and market manipulation when they could be riding the rally like everyone else and exit when they need to. At this point if you're loading up on puts you're either a retard who can't read the writing on the wall or you hate money that much
>>62119970would still rather be the guy on the left thoughbeit
>>62119973Buying puts after a ridiculous rally like this one is actually an excellent way of protecting gains. All it'll take for a 10% crash is one bad headline about the war (which is pretty much guaranteed). Easy come easy go.
>>62119980You lost tranny
>>62119982tourist
>>62119961that's the right moveclimbers always want to show off due to insecurity of having been poor at some point, but richfags distinguish themselves through education/familiarity with certain topics of discussion and interests.a conspicuous knowledge of nautical terminology is better than dressing like sherlock holmes/reviewbrah or like some arab draped in perfume a logosgood luck fren hope u make it
>>62119681Closed another small trade on AZE.BR for some pocket money. Trying to shut down most of my long positions while things are green and hope something big explodes after the next deadline.
>>62119992Good until next Wednesday, no?
>>62119992that with a 7k investment or what
>>62119995Sure, but you never know how things might fluctuate before then so if something is looking good I'd rather take it than leave it. I'm a little paranoid that if things start going wrong at the negotiation table then administration insiders will rape the market before anything gets officially announced.>>62119997Yep, just under 7k.
>>62119878You're being exposed as having ever more diminished ability to project power and influence global events. It's going to be a kill shot to European influence if something significant comes out of Lebanon-US-Israel engagement while deliberately snubbing the French. And the consequences for Europe will be seismic if Trump pulls off something diplomatic with Iran.
So, it's very straightforward. Now that SPY is back at its ATH from Feb 2, ask yourself. Is your portfolio higher or lower than it was Feb 2? If your answer is lower, then congratulations, you're retarded and suck at trading. I would recommend you hang your trading hat up, full port VT and chill. If you disagree with this assessment, please articulate why the market was wrong and you were right (even though you lost money) and how things will definitely be different going forward, even though you refuse to change your losing strategy.
>>62120008But do you really believe that the US-Israel axis is likely to come away with a market-friendly solution to either of those? Israel and the US just want to bulldoze Lebanese villages to make way for more Haredi settlements, and the best possible situation for them in Iran seems to be a repeat of the Obama administration's deal. In fact, it looks as if Trump would settle for a lot less.
>>62119943>Israel in talks with Lebanon>When it is Hezbollah who is in controlLol?
>>62120011>repeat of the Obama administration's deal>In fact, it looks as if Trump would settle for a lot less.Genuinely what the fuck do you know about the Iran Deal? You tell me what you think you know about it first.
>>62120015We're six years into orange rule and you still believe anything they say?>OPEN THE STRAIT YOU FUCKIN' BASTARDS!!!!! PLEASE!!!
>>62120014Is that why Beirut just ignored Hezbollah whining about the Washington meeting and went ahead and did it, because Hezbollah is in control?
>>62120018And why would that stop Hezbollah from continuing their attacks? This is like the exile Iranian prince going around denouncing the revolutionary guard. It literally means fuck all if they can't force Hezbollah to quit hostilities.
>>62120018Hezbollah is in control of Hezbollah and the President of Lebanon can't do any more to them than those Israeli Merkavas could.
>>62120018Beirut has zero authority in the south. If they were able to disarm Hezbollah, they would have done it years ago when they agreed to Israel's demands. As it stands, Merkavas are exploding in Shia territory while the Lebanese Armed Forces garrison buildings on the Syrian border.
>>62120017They said they effectively control Venezuela, and that is what's been happening since. Are you going to argue against that? You also didn't answer the question.
>>62119985Thanks for the advice.
>>62120008Yeah, good job on the US on killing their "white brothers", literal golem.
>>62120026The successful kidnapping of a Venezuelan bus driver is what gave the cretins in the White House enough confidence to believe Netenyahu's bullshit about a two day special regime change operation in Iran. How many times has he claimed to have won the Iranian War now? Nine times?
>>62120021>>62120022>>62120024You do know the situation today is vastly different, right? Syria is not helping Hezbollah anymore like it did during Assad. And if Hezbollah had as tight of a control as you claim over the Lebanese government, none of this would've proceeded in the first place. You are familiar with changing conditions and how we live in linear time and the conditions of today are static forever?
>>62120031You still haven't answered what you think you know about the Iran Deal. Answer that question first or shut the fuck up.
FUCK, I MISSED THE LAST TWO DAYS. I MISSED A NICE MOONINGARE WE GOING TO PULL BACK TODAY SO I CAN BUY IN? I JUST GOT PAIDIF ONLY TRUMP KILLING THIRD WORLDERS KEPT HAPPENING RIGHT BEFORE MY PAY DAY
>>62120036>>62120040A real delusional orangeman worshipper in the wild, beautiful. Hopefully they put you in an enclosure and feed you generated Trump TRUTHPOST™s so that future generations can enjoy similar interactions.
>>62120036Again, how would the Lebanese government stop Hezbollah from continuing their attacks? Hezbollah is just going to ignore whatever deal they sign with Israel.
>>62120036What are Hamas and Hezbollah even doing? Their resistance is so laughable they might as well just do nothing. At this point they are just a controlled opposition by Israel so it has a justification to grab all the land inhabited by non-jews around them. How much worse at fighting can they be than the Taliban?Israel knows everything, infiltrates their fuckin beepers or manipulated their batteries yet when they are about to go do a raid Israel sleeps, sure lmao.
>futures
>>62120051holy shit is this real
>>62120010I will repent for my hubris
Look at this shit, that's neither war nor resistance, that's not worth the hazzle, it does nothing but justifies Israel attacking everybody around them.Taliban manages to kill more soldiers, while two retarded resistance organizations can't kill more civilians (it seems like they don't distinct, so you can see them as equivalent to soldiers)
>after delaying forever finally invest everything at once literal days before the start of Epstein Fury>now finally for the first time in greenI don't expect much of a growth now with bear market/stagnation coming soon and pushing prices down, but it feels nice and vindicating not being in red, at least temporarily.Now I'm deciding between saving for some DIPS or investing into gold ETF's.
>>62119906Kek. Also, fuck. But also kek.I live pretty close to Vicky so this is going to be a pain in the ass, but at this moment it's not enough to offset how much joy I feel that our retarded fossil fuel dependency is finally starting to hurt the corpos' wallets, and by extension the politicians.
>>62120060Its in-keeping with the proud Palastinian history of playing the weakest hand the worst possible way.
>both oil and world indexes are going up
>>62120061you miss out more the more you wait lol
The US market is literally sitting at ATHs and yet this stock market general is full of salty euros and brown middle easterners salty at the US and Trump LMAO, keep losing losers.
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62120010I just never sell and only buy more whenever shit goes down.Might be leaving extra profits on the floor, but at least I also can't miss the timing.
>>62120044They can't on their own. That's why they are reaching out to Israel and America and potentially Syria for help. And the Great Satan having been bombed for 40 days straight and taking on $250 billion in damages at least, damages they cannot even afford to begin with before the war, funding will be an issue going forward.
>>62119729>looking at stock price instead of the financialskek don’t quit your day job/school>rapeseed rapes oil
>>62120071Possibly, though I'd like to get some financial cusion and DIPS cash. Weirdly enough I don't mind portfolio going down that much, but not taking advantage of lower price of admission feels pretty bad, though I wouldn't expect gold to get much lower and possibly quite soaring if all the information about national banks hoarding gold and USD being weakened and ceasing to be the global reserve currency being correct.
>>62119729yeah it is. it even says it in your chart in BIG BOLD NUMBERS 218 million barrels down, from 8 billion in reserve and now 7.73 billion. i'm just gonna believe your chart but i thought there were less in reserve. but the fact remains that you bears miscounted and imagined/wishcasted a crisis that never was or will be.if you're going to get afraid about arithmetic, at least do the arithmetic.
Never, ever, underestimate my ability to buy the top. If there is a top, I will buy it.
tsm falling amigos, its starting, buckle up
>>62120110Buy high, sell low. That's the way we roll.
>>62120113Good, because I sold too early at 300 dolla.
11 days winning streak on the NASDAQ-100 happened 4 times in history>Oct-Nov 2021>Dec 1999>Dec1991>Oct 1990
>>62120118ok but how does a 90 day win streak sound?
>>62120117boy SOXL puts at open then if you feel like you need more money
>>62120118>Dec 1999Incredibly bullish
BWET kings are we buying the dip or are we doomed
>>62120124Kek boat baggies
>>62120120UP AND TO THE RIGHT
tsm free falling
>>62120124Rest in pieces, it's joever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EAtqgC8JK4
any soxl put buyers here today? strike price?
ALWAYS BET ON NOTHING
TSM IS CRABBIN
ok based on state propaganda mainstream media the war is still going on and the us/the west is losing it but when I open up my portfolio I am greeted with neon green numbers. so whats going on?
>>62120145nothing
THREADLY REMINDERTHE ONLY MATERIAL GAINS YOU MAKE ARE EXPERIENCES & RELATIONSHIPSTHE ONLY TRUE LOSSES YOU SUFFER IS PRECIOUS FLEETING FINITE TIMEADJUST POSITIONS ACCORDINGLYI LOVE YOU SMIGGIE WIGGIES :3
>>62120124>still 80 PEwew
any other shoe companies that will become AI companies?
up and to the right brosare we gonna make it today?
>>62120145Market has moved on after all the panicians sold as nothing ever happens.
>>62120124what happened
>>62120156check nothing happening in tsmremember bros market is, has been and always will be completely gay, jewish and fake, make the most of it
>>62120148love you too, wise Chuddie
>>62120142why? arent the numbers good?
>>62120153I'm selling Olive Oil, but I'm considering rebranding, name will be AIoli.
tsm beat expectation market dumps it to 365sasuga
Lets just face the facts it doesnt pay to be a bozo bear
>>62120157>Freight Futures reflect market expectations for the future cost of transporting crude oil.It seems that the market is expecting the cost of crude oil transportation to go down
>>62120148Ive been shorting relationships my whole life. My own stock was destined to bottom out the minute the IPO hit.My quarterly reports are nothing but missed earnings and failed mergers.
The fucking Nikkei doing +100% in a year is fucktarded. Granted, the JPY went down, but come one.Warren, I kneel, you were right somehow.
>>62120163it already tapped 380 and general market is pulling it down, it will be more resilient to the tech crashyou really thought this double top was natural and not lutnick stealing from us?
>>62120163When everyone knows a stock will beat expectations (it sounds like a contradiction, but you know it isn't), everyone prices it in long before the report comes.
Fun fact: this V was bought by le smart money, and not by retailchads. In exact reverse from April last year.
>>62120177While their 10y yields almost also +100% and they haven't even really hiked. They hiked rates by 0,25% in that time (jan 2025 til today)
>tfw your quantumslop is finally coming to life kek
Germanstan magazine now lets you see if your ancestors were truly based. Stocks for this happening?
>>62120158There's only one rule, overall market goes up over long enough period of time. If you want to capture that, then just get a diversified portfolio of assets or you can buy single stocks if you feel lucky enough to try gambling.
>>62120188For those who don’t read Turkish
>>62120188>reeee your family signed up for national socialism guilty!!what will happen to all the kamala and trump tards, they are guilty as sin
>>62120191Don´t worry, Newsom will round up the miggers.
>>62120196newsom will burn the country down like his own. although suburbanites will deserve it. I hope we delete the red vs blue team clown shit already.
>>62120188Few days ago I had peak german situation. About to cross a street (with cars) with lights. On the way to the crossing there is a bike lane on the pavement which people have to walk over/cross to get to the lights as it is parallel to the street with cars but on the pavement. One of the people behind me standing on the lane looking back to the right talking to others, away from the direction a bike would be allowed to come. From the left a blonde german woman (maybe 40-45) driving her bike without slowing down passing the guy and loudly complaing while driving past him and the others. Forgot what she said though. Guy shouts back "you could have used your bell". I was itching so bad to tell them this was a peak german situation, but they were all german except me, so I didn't. But I laughed internally at this unnecessarily risky maneuvre of the woman on the bike and her getting mad while also not being fully equipped or at least doing what would have been appropriate in this situation (slowing down or RINGING THE BELL) and her not caring that at this part of the bikelane there are a lot of people going to cross it to reach the lights.You just know this woman would have been a member of the party.
>ath after ath Alright im back to all cash again, the market can run without me but I wont be around when this gay nigger shit plummets
>>62119877this is what i've been thinking - 10,000 spoos by september. then the obvious economic collapse can become obvious
>>62120212You sound... fearful...BVLLI$H
>>62120215buy the topsell the dip
>>62120212put like 10% into OTM quarterly calls. so you're only risking 10% but if the upside gets crazy you actually make even more money than you would by being invested. VIX up market up is a good probability imo
>>62120222What is currently also happening, basically.
>>62120188Rheinmetall
>>62120209Haha, classic bikendingercrossgescheisen.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62120224based. ironically this creates the very conditions for a stall or worse
Bulls sound euphoric
>>62120236>Ignoring the cheese>Caring about the trapNGMI
AEHR fucking pooooooooooooompin
The market is a song and the beats' about to drop.
>markets up>vix upwar?
>>62120241One last VIX pump before it returns to $14BUY THE DIPTHIS IS THE LAST DIP YOU WILL SEE
>>62120246>euphoria and skeptism high but hope lowkek, perfect embodiment of the clown world
>>62120239Fuck sake I bought it for 14 and sold when it hit 20.
>>62120254That's got to sting when it's run up so much. How big was your position?
Robinhood! Is Pumping!
BX, ARES, APO, KKR
>>62120256Like 3000 dollars. Now I´m praying for their downfall.
WATCH LIVE: Pentagon provides update on Epic Fury, Hormuz blockadehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_QNglx4yE0Quiet Plebs, Hegseth is about to speak!
>>62120257my hypothesis that the American economys final form will just be taxpayer scams and gambling is paying off.
>>62120261I’ve already seen it, he says two more weeks
>>62120261don't need it anymore thowar news doesn't affect the stock market
the market is flat for the year and yet all the bears died lol.
>>62120260Time in the market man. You could've 6x'd that 3k.
>>62120261same energyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=084irEAQrLQ
hidden all the way at the very bottom of the page kek people actually pay for Blomberg
>>62120261>trust me bro you dont wanna miss out on this nothing, its even more nothing than the previous nothing!
i know hegger is a mouthpiece and a soulless golem but has he considered that maybe we see the iran war as negative because nobody wants it?
URANIUM
>>62120261>Kegsbreathhttps://x.com/clashreport/status/2044720988869292038
>>62119697thank you for your sacrifice, anon-sama
never forget the 62 million
>>62120273Peak internet bubble vibes
>>62119729it is. spy 700. up and to the right. get fucked bobo
Remember that buying stocks is the most American and patriotic thing you can do to show those Muslim communists the power of freedom and capitalism.
the market is actually fraudulent
>>62119744i told the retard yesterday it might sell off on good earnings. he didnt believe megood earnings was already priced and expected. liquidity event to sell intodont worry, tsm is still a critical part of the semis and will continue to do well but profits get taken along the way too
>why did investors buy in the middle of the war instead of waiting until it is 100% over? This sequence of events would have allowed me to buy safely and then the market can go up. i would have made so much money. average bear/reddit post
>>62120290do you have the one of the girl feeding sugar cane to the water buffalo? post bovines.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omq3kJLcriw
>>62120320
it would be funny if this pump is basically the equivalent of the msft pump into its earnings dump and shits about to get crazy
>>62120257Mostly The Woman Is Here!!!!!!
>gme is creating more baggies because that one faggot e celeb is posting on his twitterThis has happened like a dozen times now. It just gives exit liquidity and screws them over more
thinking about buying more orcl.. dont know why i sold so early on it
>>62120339good morning beautiful. how are you feeling today? did he really tweet about gamestop? i was going to trade igv today but i'll buy that if you think it's a good idea.
Robinhood Keeps Us At The Very Top!
Good luck americunts. I'll be waiting for a green opening when I get up in the morning so I can do a Friday sell off before Trump does something silly on the weekend.t. Ausfag
>6 weeks of jet fuel left in yuropYuropoor mismanagement is the funniest shit I’ve seen. The constant gloating was all cope for shitty governance lmao
>>62120360>doomp it>he bought ze dip?>doomp it again!
>>62120365fuck up cunt
>>62120366I don't think Yurop expected Trump to go full retard without even informing the ones he claims to have been allies.
>>62120320had to go over and rip this one from r*dditare you sure you saw this one here
>>62120375he's a retard but he literally called them out in a speech way back thenhe told the germans that their reliance on cheap russian energy was a mistake but the krauts just sat there smugly laughingand now they have their own wikipedia pagehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_economic_crisis_(2022%E2%80%93present)
>>62120346ORCL is so hot to me rn. I managed to get an average of 142 just by some lucky dip-buy timing. Have calls+shares. I think Larry is determined to make it a 1T+ market cap or die trying, and he is the kind of guy who can make it happen.
>>62120378maybe, i only look at naked girls over there though>>62120339let's make today the day. lean into my love again and let's be happy together.
>>62120212What positions will you be selling?
White Kid Bootyhole Doomed Itself Into The Matrix!
>>62120378stop rural yellow fever psyop-ing me
ah so, me so solly webby siteu so srow kys gookmoot
>>62120381what's eith krauts and terrible politicians? after almost 100 years are they still afraid to pick someone competent?
>>62120398You think gookmoot just handed over the reigns to his FBI handlers after buying the site from moot? I can hardly imagine he is actively monitoring the site.
>>62120366germans voted to shutdown nuclear power plants for no reason. they want to rely on other countries for energy it seems. >>62120375they missed russia too. some management talent there.
MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT. 0DTE CALLS WILL STILL WORK. WE ARE ALL UNDER THE BLESSING OF DONALD PUMP BOBO BTFO KEK OIL BAGGIES
>saudis ending LIV golflol sandnigs burning money again, i knew that shit wouldn’t last America wins again
>>62120381i don't know how to fix you now but i know that i can. you know that too and i know you're afraid. you don't want to feel guilty, i'm not sure why yet but that's your biggest problem, it's blocking you from repenting and learning. i know in your heart you don't feel this way, it's a means to an end, i'm not sure about it either. but babe i understand people better than they understand themselves and i'll help you in ways you don't realize yet. i know i've hurt and offended you before and i hope you'll forgive me, and i know you've done that before too and i hope you'll do it again. what we can achieve is worth the effort. i know you're gentler than this.
bake for me, peasantI tire of this thread
>>62120414they should just buy the total world index lol. i wonder how that mega city The Line is going.... lol.
>>62120411thank you for your blessing ^> chad
>>62120417Its really confusing how they had mountains of wealth and instead of going into practical industries they just bought entertainment stuff
we pumping again today?
>>62120424^>
>>62120424we're going up until investors stop complaining about israel, even ultra bigoted bad investors that have never had a double digit year in their lives like babe. you know a petite portfolio isn't cuter right?
White Kid Bootyhole Mixing With Minorities. And His GF Is Being Stolen By Bootyholes!
I'm about to sell my oil I just need it to pump a % or twonot buying back until Iran fires a missile
closing in on another Mother’s Day that you still haven’t made your mom a grandmother
>>62120423Most of the people with the money don't think practically, they flex their wealth by owning, for example, fleets of tacky gold-plated sports cars and the like. General lunchtime rowdy with money behavior.
Im gonna yolo $500 on QBTS $30 calls expiring in 4-6 weeks. Wish me luck friends.
Waiting on m1 to explain how they calculate margin availability (mine looks kind of funny) and if they are adding chpy If everything goes well I'll transfer over about 60k, they're the only brokerage with a sub-8% margin rate whose app doesn't get shit on all over recent reviews
you know i'm going down
Open the booty hole!
5 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itzQmwbB3Y0
prepare your anus (in all caps)
tsm will tank as soon as the market opens
God damn it, not my gains
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Garfield's Owner Now Has All These Minority BFs!
>>62120467based
>>62120467LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62120467Been missing you, gains frog
>>62120467Based
https://www.amd.com/en/newsroom/press-releases/2026-4-16-amd-and-the-french-government-announce-plans-to-advance.html
>>62120473I've been here, it wasn't my fault I couldn't post
>>62120446ive had M1 for years. i dont use margin on there but otherwise ive never had any issues with them.
>>62120477Based azumanga poster
SNXX IS RIPPING HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
I am a retard with 30k USD in S&P500Please explain to me why did numbers go downAnd why now are the numbers up
Robinhood! Is Good2Go!
>>62120488Did you just place them in sp500? Then yes.Numbers down because recession and rate hikes. Now numbers up because people think no recession and nobrate hikes
MSFT GREEN
>>62120424stocks only go up
is it time to short?
I want to sell and get off this carousel but my winners are only up 10%, it feels wasted to sell for such small gain.
What time do the talmudic algos start the pump today?
i'm sorry again.
WTI status?
>>62120467Holy shit. We're being blessed today. Incredible gains coming.
>>62120498I bought it last year in autumn. Was in green before of the conflict. I have seen it go down beginning of the conflict and was told it's because of the conflict. Now the conflict is still ongoing but it's in green higher than before the conflict. It looks fake and gay to me.
>>62120503No. Tomorrow. TGIF rule. When a week is all green, it usually corrects 20% on the weekly move on Friday.
>>62120483RIP to whomever bought my short dated puts on Sandisk yesterday
>overnight repo swaps up bigly this amI FUCKING TOLD YOU THERE WERE LIQUIDITY PROBLEMS MUMU!I AM LITERALLY THE NEXT BUTRY
>>62119681VUZI short covering going to be epic
>>62120517inverse yourself and make money for once
new thread>>62120533>>62120533>>62120533
Best Macedonia makes best threads. Until next time …
im up bigly but im lonely so i still feel like a dumb idiot baggie
if I hadn't been drunk/hungover/depressed on March 29th-april 3rd I would have bought so much SNXX. Fuck my wigger ass.
>>62120036>Syria is not helping Hezbollah anymore like it did during AssadThis was always the Jewish accusation, but Jews have a hardon for taking greater Israel so they make shit up.>if Hezbollah had as tight of a control as you claim over the Lebanese government,I didn't claim this.
