ALMIGHTY PUMP edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Alternate Investmentinghttps://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-legohttps://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htmhttps://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing>Misc:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://bad-dragon.com>Anons in troublehttps://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-mattershttps://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention>For Swiftiehttps://youtu.be/m8xJxPlmlxc?si=YHKbUk6rXNIxaptC [Open]Previously on /smg/>>62120533
8000 SPX WHEN?
If you call the suicide crisis hotline they just politely tell you to call someone who cares
LETS MAKE LOTS OF ﷼
Post your portfolio sector
>>62121183bobo pls
thank you chip gods
>>62121188Checked.We will see massive gains today, inshallah.
Soxl rise
>>62121189100% Defense for the last few years.
This is fucking bullshit, how did blockading someone else blockade cause such a reversal. It blatent market manipulation. What the actual fuck.
>it moved when I wasn't lookingDamn I thought 7050 for the am move but didn't see the entry early.
>>62121189
>>62121200Imagine if chyna did a blockade of the blockade of the blockade, the market would instantly price oil at 50$!
>>62121200advanced economics.
>>62121200If you subtract a negative number, it's like addition.
>>62121200Iran only let their ships pass so now their ships can’t pass
>>62121209BASED AND ADVANCED MATHS PILLED>He didn't buy GRRRI'm LMAO'ing at your life.
>>62121213The US also intends to seize Iranian oil on the water thus increasing the supply
>>62121200They know it's riggedYou know it's riggedThey know you know its riggedThey drop little clues and tweets so you know where to do the rigging. Dont fight the rigging, make money on the rigging. Be one with the rigging.
TRIPSANDWERIPSTO7,111
>>62121200The iran war is irrelevant you fucking troglodyte. I told you 2 weeks ago to buy or stay priced out forever you dumb cunt.
BB is now my only hope to recover my portfolio from shorting this rally, please hit $6 in the next 3 weeks.
>>62121222CHECKED
amdbros....we can't stop winning!
>>62121222
>>62121200You gotta pay the troll toll if you want the little boy's soul boss.
Are you enjoying all the nothing so far anon
>oil pumping Yeah I'm thinking that's bad
>>62121236
>>62121236She cute. I wish she would jump on my back hard enough to almost make me stumble but I regain my balance and she says she loves me
>>62121236no now i'm bored those two weeks of happenings in march was the best time of my life
>>62121249Oh boo boo earning money is boring
>>62121230>AdvancedMoneyDoublerGODS
Now we get to laugh at TSMC baggieskek baggies
Advanced Millionaire Direction
>>62121248I like her shirt. I would wear it next I want to make gookfu go crazy boss,.
>>62121183But is there still water in the pool?>>62121222Awwwww shit son!
>>62121183Just be on the moon side, dingus
We’re tapping emergency bank funding despite 12 neon Green Days!Do you hear ME BUSSYYYY!!!!!!!!!POOOMPPPPP! POOOOOOOOOOMP IF YOU LOVE THE GODS!
>>62121255i'm not making any money anymore and literally not being bored is the only thing I care about
>>62121221You got to understand that when /biz/anons were told to leave their emotions at the door in order to start trading they completely ignored it and have no one but themselves to blame. I'm not rich enough to slurp all the opportunities but there was so much stuff you could buy and then sell a week later for a tidy profit or hold for longer just by looking at what the indicators were doing.
>>62121269Why aren't you making money- exactly?
Soxl that's the wrong direction
GOODBYE MICRONAHAHAHAHAH
>>62121271because I'm not a buy and hold nigger I actively day trade. I make a lot more money off volatility then I do when the line goes straight up. I also lose a lot less money when the line dips
>>62121196bismillah bobo will not let me go
>>62121290Well maybe that's why you're not making money. Scalpgods lose in this market
>RUGS>IMMEDIATELY RECOVERS
The absolute winning streaks record on the S&P500 is 14 days, between March 26 and April 15 1971.
>>62121298Last Friday was red though
>>62121301True
>>62121269But is making money entertaining or does it not help against being bored. You aren't exactly clear on that
>>62121298Is it still considered "Winning" if it's just a V-shaped recovery back to where it would have been?
>>62121290>I make a lot more money off volatilityWell it's been _extremely_ volatile. Why aren't you making money?
UHOH STINKY POOPOOWHO'S GONNA BE THE BIGGER BAGGIESPYJAKS AND VOOMERS OR OILCHUDSTAKE YOUR BETS
>>62121298How the FUCK did the markets go up for 14 days during the middle of the Bangladesh Liberation War? Was the market rigged back then too?
>>62121301Fug that's right. Well, NASDAQ-100 just had a 11 days winning streak, the record is 12 days in March 1992
>>62121293Yes that's exactly why I'm not making any money that's what I said.
>>62121312Are you going to change it?
>the marker is riggedIs there a bigger cope then this? Just admit you're fucking stupid and didn't call it right
ceasefire is fake and gay and Hezbollah didn't agree to it. Israel said they wouldn't withdraw or stop bombing the biblical towns anyway
>>62121306It has been an unvolatile past 7 days. I'll make about 1800 bucks this week but that's from trades I opened last month. I haven't opened very many new trades this week
>>62121219That doesn't increase the supply. The Iranian oil was going to be sold anyway, to China if no one else
>>62121312is Melania smart
uuuh bros, why is oil up +3.4% suddenly
>>62121316My therapist says if I have to change anything about myself it means my partner doesn't genuinely love the real me>>62121328Women are generally peak midwit so it's possible she's smarter than her husband the magic retard
>>62121308>Was the market rigged back then too?yeah, but not as efficiently as it is today.
>>62121328She married a billionaire. That was pretty smart of her boss.
>>62121331That is really gay
>>62121323>It has been an unvolatile past 7 days.no it absolutely as not lol it's moved 4%
>>62121330don't worry about it
>>62121323>1800 bucks this weekFor me that was Tuesday.
>>62121320it can be both babe.
brent passing 100$ again even on hopium
>>62121316I'm slowly acccruing south american oil companies at this time if you must know. But it is boring>>62121337as I said it's a boring week for me
>>62121331>melaniaidk whether to feel bad for her or not. that gif made me feel bad
>>62121333At least you were smart enough to marry a woman that can turn a rat and a leather belt into soup since that's all youll be eating with those shitty puts you bought for the next 2 weeks.
>>62121331>Mentally ill faggot who sees a shrink thinks Trump is a retard.lmao
>>62121335moving straight up isn't volatility according to my friend Mr. VIX
We need another peace deal
>>62121350
>>62121350at least I was lying about talking to a therapist and you're genuinely truthfully a tripfag out in public for everyone to see for like the past 8 years shut the fuck up baggot
market's shit, I'm not buying back into oil before Iran fires another missile
>>62121352we literally just got one
>>62121360If that was true oil wouldn't be going up
MSFT is still 22% off its ATH
>>62121200It did nothing. That's the point. America lost a war and surrendered all their demands to iran in order to save the stock market. I cannot think of something more bullish.
Don't worry, bloodthirsty nihilists. Just a round of post of Walter Bloomber, Axios and The Kobeissi letter and we'll have another pump.This is gonna end so bad.
>>62121359Today was unironically the pivot point though. Screenshot this post. If that wasn't clear enough, 90s is the low point in the foreseeable future. It will go down at some point, but this is the floor for the coming months. Not saying it'll go to 150 either, that was always dumb and wouldn't last anyway, demand destruction would occur. But buying oil companies that got dumped -10% recently, and will have good earnings AND good divies + exceptional divies is a comfy play for the next few months.
>>62121351VIX being low just means realized vol has been greater than implied, ie calls were cheap on the way up since the move wasn't priced in. This is the kind of situation I thought you'd make money in since the market has been more volatile than expected. What are you doing exactly? If you're SHORT vol I'd understand not making money on this volatility.
Wtf is going on with Polaris? Wild pumps and dumps recently.
>>62121364>it did nothing It put more economic pressure on Iran to end the war by stopping them from selling their oil . an opposite move to their clown policy of unsanctioning Iranian crude at the beginning of the war . Not a ton a big difference but still something
>>62121189I'm poor and not stupid: ALL IN SOX
>>62121358>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A MENTALLY ILL LIBERAL BUTT PLUG WEARING JAM BOY BOSShahahahaha
>>62121368i'm buying back into oil if we go under 92$ again
entire global market depends on israel not attacking muslims for a few days. not judging just noticing and no, muslims arent better I dont trust either of them. how come its always these two somehow its never christians... really makes you think
why is ukoil at 100 bucks? thats insane
>>62121365So this is the allcaps guy
>>62121360It's an Israeli ceasefire. They will keep bombing anyway.
>>62121370yea miss me with the nerd shit VIX goes up when market goes downI am short vol but also I sold my calls too early and I'm scared to jump back in
>>62121390>Israeli ceasefirethere needs to be a wikipedia page that explains what this euphemism means like this one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning
>>62121393It's never too early to sell, only too late boss.
>>62121371They are heavily exposed to tarrifs the affect the Canada US trade . Trump will have to TACO on Canada though due to the cost of living rises caused by epic furry so buy the dip and also long DOO
>>62121385I know right? Absolutely insane. May is basically tomorrow, and futures are still pricing the Hormussy open in 15 days. Should indeed be at least around 120 to be closer to the physical prices.
>>62121397post gookfu tits or GTFO
>>62121393>I am short volthen you don't make money when it's volatile! you do the opposite man lol. so not making in the last week makes total sense, you need implied vol > realized vol, and last 7 days we had the opposite and it was more volatile than expected.
>>62121396cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>62121344ha nah Slavic women only marry for money she’s in paradise
>>62121402yea sure thing buddy that's why my svix csps are appreciating in value since the line started going up last weekyou sound like you read books you dumb nerd
>>62121401I will do neither, jam boy.
Uh gays, CHECK OUT OIL COMPUTER SERVICES!I got a BAD feeling bout this one sarge, a real bad feeling.
> I literally baked this thread at the top I’m sorry bros
>>62121421Still closed
>>62121423It's okay, I've been telling all you retards to get your puts, I'm sure at least somebody listened to me, and is therefor winning, boss.
I'm genuinely worried for Iran. They're fighting two of the most barbaric, savage nations the world has ever seen and literally nobody is helping them. The US would happily bomb every single power plant in Iran and suffer zero consequences. It's just not a fair fight.
>>62121402VIX is weighted towards puts though I thought, so you don't make money really even if vol technically increases to the upside.
FUUAACK I'M LOVING AI AND BUYING AND LONGING TSMC.
Don't buy oil yet until we get at least one strategic truth releaseThat's the dip you buy
Any invested in the critical earth / rare minerals sector? UAMY lookin good recently with all this tariff heating up between CN and US
uhoh looks like relief tweets and truth posts are not working, bussy working overtime to short oil with the japanese
>>62121435why the fuck would I invest in something called anti-money??
>>62121441Because when the value of your money goes down, antimoney rises.
>>62121427They could of course, give us all their oil, and stop praying to the East. What they are going through is entirely a result of their own stubbornness boss.
>>62121423The market is bisexual and bipolar, the best fuck. Today's top is tomorrow's bottom. So sayeth Biztrodamus.You will always regret selling, you will always be pained holding, you will always be too eager to buy. Accept that emotional toil is the true cost of playing markets, sit back, long GRRR and let it all play out.The chuddha's not laughing because the world is going his way.He smiles, because the world is just going.
>>62121427Pretty sure bombing back the GCC states' oil industry would make the US, and everyone else for that matter, suffer consequences. A lot of people would then be advised to make sure they get a good place under a bridge to pitch their tent, those places are far and few between
>>62121444damn son I just immediately got BTFO by logic and facts
>>62121421I really like this picture. Mind if I save it?
>>62121441but what if anti-money is pro-profit
>>62121448and digits, you got BTFO by digits too boss.
How do you guys deal with market swings?
>>62121452that was implied in the facts part dumbassdont you have a trucker to suck off or something
me when sndk goes down
>>62121453When stock fall I sell, when they recover I buy. Simple as.
>>62121453Swinging is basically NTR bro
When I buy the historical top it's supposed to keep going up what is happening
It's over.
>>62121453i buy stocks i want to buy at lower prices.
>>62121457Too busy watching my put options go TO THE MOON boss.
>>62121453>A reputable happy ending dealerlmao what?
Pump the oil tooo!!!! Pump it all!!!It alll has to go up or it’s fucking over do you hear me bussy!!!! Itlll be fucking OVER!!!! Everything must be neon fucking green or the whole things is going to roll over!!!!! Do you hearereeee me busssyyyy!!!! All of it green!!!!!!!
>>62121453I buy low and sell high but I recommend you do the opposite
NIGGER THURSDAYYYYYYY
>>62121416How you profit will depend on what you're trading of course. Obviously if you're short VIX it keeps dropping, then yeah of course you'd make money on it. But VIX is implied vol not realized. And any rate this is all short vol.When you said 'I make money on volatility', I assumed you meant you made money when it's volatile, so it didn't make sense initially, but it sounds like you're a thetagang style vol trader where you're actually short vol.. >>62121428Part of it is the weighting doing that (a lower strike ends up being a larger weight since it's calculated as 1 / strike^2), so OTM puts get more weight than OTM calls) but as you know puts also naturally run at a higher premium (for equities anyway). IDK much about VIX trading but I do know it has weird second order effects that can make it particularly complicated / special cased. But you're saying calls on VIX wouldn't print if VIX spiked?
WTI +4%, just sayin'Eagerly awaiting for the Axios "news"
>>62121453Have cash
>>62121453I buy high and sell higher
>>62121472thank you jerome
>>62121453@grokdoes this place offer reputable happy endings?
this can't keep happening to me
Mr. President my stocks are broken please do the needful
Why do idiots think it's even possible for Oil to go to $200? The USA will hook up the treasury computer to their broker and start printing infinite shorts before it even reaches $120.
>>62121478i talk a lot of shit but i appreciate your nerd shit you're such a babe i love you
Ten day ceasefire to start today at 5pm.
>>62121453i gave up on trading because i did a seven year performance review and it indicated i underperformed the market for the trouble. if i worked really hard and was really careful I could beat it slightly. some years. and not long term.so i just dca now. 2x because it's slightly less boring.
ceasefire part 2: the pump starts tomorrow
+4.20%, BESSENT, WHY AREN'T U SHORTING OILBESSENT?
>>62121478No I'm just saying I think that anons point of VIX only making money on downside vol is correct, your saying it's been volatile because you see volatility increasing on calls, which while true does not translate into realized volatility on VIX is my understanding due to the put weighting. So yes, calls on VIX would print if it went up, but it doesn't go up when the market goes up, and anon probably incorrectly said he was short vol.
/NAK/ brothers, our time is nigh
>>62121503two blockades = positivetwo ceasefires = negativeTWO MORE SCOOPS
>>62121507kek please i'm begging you check in to gloat when it hits 2.50 so I remember to short it for like the 8th time in 8 years
Today was the top until early 2028.
>>62121511>its just my harry potter and star wars movies
>>62121506>your saying it's been volatile because you see volatility increasing on callsI meant that the SPX itself had been very volatile in the last seven days. Calls were therefore cheap. I didn't realize he was trading and referring to VIX until he mentioned it. But yeah otherwise in agreeance there
What crazy to me about bobos is that they don’t even buy. That the crazy shit.They are all expecting 60% drawdowns.
>>62121511What dumb movie is this? Why does he need to explain the basics of interest rates and credit availability to these people?
GTE posts earnings April 30th including revenue up to March 31stthey be shipping that sweet medium heavy crude that all the refineries in Asia love so muchcould be a beat
KNEEL
>>62121200Bear market rallies are a killer, best to stay out entirely.
>>62121517That's every movie. The writers think they're smarter than everybody else and everybody else needs everything explained, preferably by nude celebrities in a bubble bath but bearded character actors can get the job done too.
>>62121515my favorite ideological bobo path is when they eventually come to the conclusion that fiat currency is also doomed to fail and therefore they need to be trading metals and crypto only and also building bunkers and filling them with MREs
brrrrrrrrrrrrr
Is RESTORE Britain useful for Brent?
>>62121510Will do, brown brother
>>62121527reminds me of an old linux meme where the linux user sees a friend on a bus and he explains he's in community college for the last 4 years and spergs off about freeware and the apple chad gives him this look
>>62121517It’s called “Too Big to Fail” Giamatti plays Ben Bernake.
Man, I hate thisOpened calls expecting great wealth today, like the last 3 days.I am now double digits, who fucking talked? Trump? Fuck this market unless I'm making money, fuck you all!
>>62121531>will this one issue party be good for the economyNo
>>62121517it's a show about how hollywood writers think hedge fund managers act. Just hors of the biggest self-fellating honkies all jerking each other off about who's smarter (hint: all retarded).
>had a irresistable nap>missed the dip while the napfuck me
>>62121531they gonna take power? Nothey gonna drill the north sea? See above.
>>62121538oh shit i thought it was Billions. I got a viseral reaction to even just imaginging that slop posted here
>>62121492I've made my mistake?
Damn I wonder if I should sell all my SOXLI'm up 145% on it
>>62121541>self-fellating honkiesThat's cute.
I hate dips, it's never enough to buy a reasonable call and make giga money. Fuck today, fuck Friday too, it'll be shit as well!
>oil pumping along side indexesyeah just pump everything except metals hahapump it to za moon haha!
>>62121555checked and rekt
>>62121552kek wait til you find out why Israel bars genetic testing for the diaspora (they're all european)
>>62121555I hate dip buyers and slurperinos who have permanently removed the fear and ability for the market to really crash. the fact it's structurally unruggable makes is so fake and far from equilibrium
>>62121550if you have to ask yesi didnt sell my 155% coinbase gains and had to sell it for break even then
>>62121557You didn’t dump your silver at $115 and put it in stocks?
>>62121511The courage to act
I'm going to become an Uber driver
>>62121285Lol, lmao even
what is happening? there is a cease fire in lebanon too now, peace seems close. why is oil going up?
>presents
>>62121563no fuck mei bought at 108 ishx3dont ask how red i am
>>62121543Ive been sick with what feels like might be Wuhan Virus for three days now, the 1 hour nap I just took was more satisfying than the last three nights of sleep
>>62121568That's a great ambition. You can't be a jam boy or shine shoes forever, kiddo.
>>62121526>everybody else needs everything explained, preferably by nude celebrities in a bubble bathThat’s based though.
>FULL FUCKING SEND DO UOU HEAR ME! PPT! CIA SLUSH FUNDS! DUMP YOUR WITHHOLDINGS! REMOVE THE PDT RULE! FHLB LOAD! UNSECURED OVERNIGHT LENDING! STANDING REPO FACILITY! 13 (3)!WE NEEED FUCKKING LIQUUUUUIIIIDDDDIIIIITYYY HEREEEEEEE!!!
>>62121568you wanna buy my 2016 prius for 14k?
this is what will happen
>>62121560>equilibriumplease define what you think this is in the market context
>>62121590Based
700 is the new bottom. yeah yeah I dont like it either but it is what it is.
>MU
>>62121600HAHAHAHliterally biz
>>62121590I enjoy some squiggly cheapies
>>62121590BASED BASED BASEDSO BASED
>>62121600>paper traders vs real traders
I am pleading with you people to take some profits. The gains in the past 2 weeks are outrageous. You are witnessing something that is exceeding a 3 sigma event.This happens exceptionally rarely and does not persist afterwards. The market is not going to let you keep what you have if you stay in it.
>>62121603noooooooooooooo you cant just use AI to do your job better
>>62121590
>>62121617But I just bogled.
>>62121590So we should buy the dip in August?
I sold shortly before easter, took a lot of profit but I missed out on almost double that by nowHow do I stop feeling suicidal
>>62121633kysing ends all suicidal thoughts 100% guarantee
>>62121176WHOOOP WHOOP AIRSPEEDPULL UPWHOOP WHOOP
>>62121630whatever you do, avoid taking my advice at all cost. I'm gonna keep buying put spreads here with laddered expiries from May to July.
>>62121600I always feel sad for that girl, have this instead
Edging bobina this hard is going to lead to the single largest spine bending spine quivering hip bucking squirt in market history.
>>62121617current level isn't that far above the range of the extended crab leading in to the initial war uncertainty dive. it isn't overextended as such despite the speed of the rebound.
>>62121617>take some profits
>>62121642thank you :)
PLANET CHADS ASSEMBLE!
>>62121646What is concerning in the move is the lack of volume following through, see >>62121590. The golden line is a 30 day rolling VWAP. It hasn't even bounced back since the lows, and the spread between the 200SMA (blue line), 30RVWAP and price is huge right now. These eventually all converge, so either price comes down a bit or the volume over time gets pulled up, either through prolonged crabbing or more bullish activity. But given the extreme movements and total lack of volume following the move, I'd bet on price mean reverting down from here..Note I'm not saying these indicators have any predictive ability, just that they do technically have to converge eventually and that when considering the RVWAP, volume has not been buying into this rally.
>>62121642bless
>>62121511kek academia is so gay and retarded
>>62121639RETARD RETARD
>>62121659this is the one stock i hate selling puts on i should just buy calls
>>62121660Also OPEX is this Friday, so dealers will be repositioned going into the next four weeks, which puts a plunge back on the menu..
>SPY: -0.000034%Holy fuck the desperation kek
>>62121590you forgot to factor in TACO tuesday
>>62121681>>SPY: -0.000034%
>>62121662ok ok, that one was not bad.
Excuse me why is SPY not at $710 already
>>62121688Buy the rumor, sell the news.
>>62121686It actually is though.Pumping that hard on zero volume is worse than -1% on moderate volume.
someone wake up jarome
>>62121685Another anon pointed out it will be a nigger TACO this time. Makes sense to me with markets being at ATHs, Trumbo knows he has room to dump.
MY THREAD WAS THE TOP SIGNAL AHHHH WTF WE’RE RED ALMIGHTY DUMP
>>62121701Inshallah
so I should double down on my SPY puts is what you're sayin?
>>62121681Yeah....Wonder why after 3 days of fucking UP, this shit happens. Fucking killed my entire DAY, this was my fucking ticket!
I got nothing to sell. I got oil and metals. Can't sell oil because war keep grinding. Can't sell metals because low when oil high.
bobobros.....
Are you wearing your SOXS, anon?
I don't feel so good Bobo bros...
>>62121686PLEASE STEP ON MY COCK MOMMY MOMMY PLEASE TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY
>>62121731why put on SOXS when you can go naked SOXL calls?
>>62121739Many say this.
>PL
>>62121687Why does everyone toy with the penguin girl's emotions so much?
>>62121709You really shouldn’t be able to handle money in the first place if you’re buying calls at these levels.The casino does not make money on low volume constant rises.It should be extremely obvious you that there is a massive 2008 level shortage of liquidity and that making money doesn’t matter, all that matters is that on the books these assets are valued at a high enough price not to trigger total financial meltdown and margin calling
>>62121435Currently looking into it since there does seem to be a recent increase in interest in it. The big man himself, Rick Rule, has mentioned uranium but it was alongside more common stuff like copper and silver. I've been watching uranium recently and it has been increasing steadily though it has always been volatile; good purchase if you're playing the really long game I'm guessing. I also know scandium is hot amongst some penny stock redditors so think of that what you will.
>>62121748>PlanetFUCKINGgods
>>62121750she likes being bullied
>>62121757Please stop it makes me sad
>>62121757Post the one where she gets boiled alive
should I sell?
>>62121183That's the kind of volatility you can squeeze some profits out of
SOXL wont drop and even if AI is a bubble as that doesn't stop the millions of data centers being built. Only thing stopping it is China taking over Taiwan, but that means the perfect time to sell AMD and go all into INTEL.
>>62121764We can send the whole ship to the moon
holy shit BB is just gapping up nonstop today
>>62121770>half of all data center projects cancelled>still going up >soxl will go higherBased liquiditypig
>>62121590im thinking itll fill the gap and retest the 200 then back up, barring a black swan. im happy in 25% MU 25% spx 50% cash
>>62121709710 is a bit aggressive don’t you think?
I'm bagholding 50k silver shorts 98% underwater since december. When the fuck is silver correcting? Fucking rigged market
>>62121770half of 7 trillion dollars worth of ai datacenters is still 3.5 trillion dollars
>>62121777damn I slept on blackberry good job anon
Wtf I'm not +2% today?What a disappointment.. feels like the market is losing steam
>>62121797someone made a joke a few threads back about them announcing AI and going 500% so I grabbed some lol
>>62121801i saw it mentioned, looks like their getting involved in military applications. sucking that sweet MIC tit
>>62121800Steam isn't a public company retard
>>62121804HL3 confirmed when Steam IPOs?
>>62121801A shoe company transitioned to AI and actually went +500%
Oil looks really bullish. I wonder if they ran out of shorts. We'll see.
>>62121807There's never going to be a half-life three. They did the first half and then the second half, how do you get a third half? Chinese riddle boss.
>>62121785Yeah I definitely see more downside than up here in the short term. I'll have to read the room if/when it drops and decide from there.. Plunge protection team has made it pretty clear they don't want this to tank, especially with midterms around the corner. Seems like the war can't come at the expense of the markets. But with volume so light it's hard to say what the market is really pricing right now, aside from elevated uncertainty. I don't put much faith in the resiliency of current prices with volume being so thin, and all the factors that caused the drop in the first place are still there and only worse now, but market will just forward-look past whatever it doesn't like...
>Mumu-kun, I had shorts on every business in my village.
>>62121809yeah exactly lol. im hoping spirit airlines does the same just cuz that'd be funny. they are apparently on the verge of liquidation with oil prices where they're at rn. >>62121803oh nice I didn't even see that. that's great news. maybe my $100 invested in calls will turn into $1k. I was surprised to see TSLA wasn't mentioned in the that recent news of automakers being prompted for defense contracting.
>>62121814We could get a Blue Shift 2 or Opposing Force 2 though
the 3:00pm money printer being turned on again
I'm up 20% on GOOG, does I cash out yet
>>62121592an equilibrium would be when there's not actors that can single handedly inject infinite liquidity and prop up the markets indefinitely, and manipulate the real world for the sake of keeping up the markets
>>62121221Based and rigpilled
CRDO -5% today. its ok bro. you go up when you want to.
>>62121823No, what we really need is a new JRPG where the protagonist is trans and you have to help them get gender affirmation care boss.
>>62121365inb4 they kill the lebanese guy on his way to or in the white house
>>62121842I hate lib anons as much as anybody else, but you're not supposed to shoot the messanger boss.
>>62121833Transocean?
I pretty much don't enjoy a single person around me in my personal life and think millions need to fry to be happy. Any tickers for this feel
>>62121849PLTR
>>62121849Just buy a fucking rope and be done with it you miserable self centred prick.
You guys use Claude for analysis?
>>62121851Thanks will open the long shortly>>62121852No everyone else is the problem not me.
>>62121200priced in
ORCL continues to do nicely. What I can't understand is why, and why now.
>>62121849STZ, MO, PG
>>62121856You will have the blessings of the POTUS in doing so
>>62121854so I sold my remaining company tokens to some Indian before they drop them.
>>62121854We haven't posted any of our highest IQ stock analysis material yetStocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will begin to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have changed from positive to negative. Because returns are currently positive, that means the value of stocks is growing rather than shrinking. However, if returns switch to negative, then the value of stocks will shrink rather than grow. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. Until then though, stock values will continue moving upward rather than downward.try now
AMDAVGOMRVL
>>62121854I don't see any mention of the n-word so I don't really trust this analysis
>>62121861How did that work out for victor orban?
I literally coulda made 600k this year if I wasn't a huge pussy I hate myself holy kek fuck me IGGER>>62121200PAY THE COAL TOLL
>>62121874he was too hungary for power
WOOOO WTFWT
>>62121877>I wasn't a huge pussy>IGGERyou learned nothing
>>62121823>all the randy pitchford expacsHow about no and Gearbox should be shuttered. Also, how is he staying afloat without private equity? Embracer bought them, divested at a loss, and now they're owned by TTWO. You fags should get into gayman stocks if you want a real ride.
>Essenpee reaches 7000 milestone in sudden market reversal>Blockade the blockade>China doesn't care and sails through anyway>Israel "agrees" to a ceasefire with "Lebanon">Trump pitching military production to Ford and GM>Marines still sitting tight, just sitting there>Oil suddenly starts creeping toward 100 againLooks like we're setting up another wacky weekend.
>>62121236I want to go back 6 monthsOr a yearOr 5 yearsReally any time back is good
Kind of what I expected, with it running out of gas.I thought it was better for yesterday to consolidate below 7000, then ram through.
I didn’t realize baggot was so famous that even opussy knows him.
>>62121886there is no going back, you must accept the present reality, anon.
>>62121889are you seeing a pullback from here?
>>62121893
>>62121890he's a central attractor in this threads smg family photo too
>>62121885Why is it so bad to ask ford and GM to do military production? Didn’t companies also made shit during WW2 and WW1?
If you're so bearish, just short.Its at all time highs.What could possibly go wrong :)
>>62121908me on the left
>>62121890I don't know what the number is for, but I should be way higher than 3 boss.
>>62121911I'm actually blowing up my gambling account doing this
Iran is cooked…
>>62121921You are inadvertently fuelling all time highs and I salute your hubris good sir.>MFW $GRRR>MFW I'll soon be a gorillionaire
>>62121924this has been the status quo for weeks. US massacred a bunch of unarmed Iranian sailor sin the Jeet Ocean
there's no possible way SOXL keeps ripping tomorrowI've missed out on so many consecutive days of braindead easy day trading it's unreal
>>62121924I'm waiting for Iran to announce a worldwide blockade of US ships
>>62121926What now?
>>62121590Looks like my benis after I cameAlso Emilia in tight bodysuit is bullish for the markets
>>62121932>"peace talks going well">+2%hopefully not fr though. getting pretty sick of this garbage. markets gotta face the music at some point.
>>62121932https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_IRIS_Dena
>>62121932US blew up an Iranian tanker that departed from an Indian port at the very start of the SMO
>>62121941>>62121942Ty anons.
>>62121924There it is.
>>62121926>>62121941>>62121942Who cares lol
>>62121941>They could have delayed this action to spare India this embarrassment.Won't you think of the izzat for once?
>>62121921I'm blowing up my solvency for thisI'm the more irrational one
>>62121941>>62121942The frigate i knew about. What's this about a tanker?
>>62121874Delet dis
last chance to get on pl
>>62121947literallly no one but the anon was asking
>>62121942It wasn't a tanker idiot
>>62121960it was in my mind it felt real to me no bully
WTFWT
my mum's coming to visit and she'll be here tomrrow :)
Should I stay or should I sell now?Should I stay or should I sell now?I I go there will be no trouble.And if I stay there may be double. So come on and let me know.
>>62121973Have fun. I miss my mom boss.
Got a good feeling about Netflix today
>>62121890baggie is actually a good trader. he already made it so he just keeps trolling with that whole “boss” nonsense. Prime Baggie (2020-2023) used to share tons of his spy calls/puts. honestly, anyone could’ve gotten rich just by following his calls
>1 MINUTE OIL CHART HEAD AND SHOULDERS 1 MINUTE OIL CHART HEAD AND SHOULDERS >KEK OIL BAGGIESKEK OIL BAGGIES>1 MINUTE OIL CHART HEAD AND SHOULDERS 1 MINUTE OIL CHART HEAD AND SHOULDERS >KEK OIL BAGGIESKEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62121978F
>>62121978cheers Bagssorry if your mom is gone (not walking into a classic Baggie joke setup)my dad is dead (mentioned in an old Rocker video before the nuke) but idc because he was a cunt
>>62121981Pretty sure he lost it all on SIGA calls when he thought mpox was going to be the new COVID lmao. Baggler is a fucking panicky gay retard that consumes MSNBC like he consumes shit out of a diaper. Unquestioningly.
>>62121983>>62121985She's not dead, she's just far away. I should call her. Thanks boss.
>>62121981wtf i wear the same kicks as baggie
Forget it Jake, it's niggatown
>>62121590We all want this, so no it wont.
>>62121992see i knew that was comingpattern recognition
my spy puts are cooked boss i might have to step down as CEO
8 minutes to bell, we getting a new thread?
AMD +7%
>>62121997you think it's just gonna slow crab upward from here or what? I dont' know if the market will continuing ignoring the bad news once the war actually escalates and so far it's looking increasingly likely. Maybe we don't see the downtrend into mid July and drop so low but I'd be surprised if we don't retest $650 on actual bad news.
>tsm dumped>fake reason given for dump>real reason: post earnings dump>same outcome every time no matter what happens at earnings for every major stock
>PBR
>>62122011>once the war actually escalates and so far it's looking increasingly likely.reality is the opposite. its wrapping up.
>>62122009no we still have some rollover minutes
Wallah, and just like that, the $SPY was kill boss.
>>62122017Im starting to think Iran really did lose boss and this is all political theater…
>>62121991>implying I watch MSDNCThat shit is for homosexuals and single women. I watch Larry Kudlow and Sean Hannity boss.
>>62122028we all know you stream MSMDNC in your miata
>>62122017What makes you say that?
>MFW $GRRR
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62122011Crab is king. Market will do what hurts the most people. I expect a slow crab down. Down 4% for two months from now.And real talk, how many 2 more weeks until you are 2 more weeked out? Go visit bant and you can discuss QAnon and the vaccine apocalypse with smgs finest.
>>62122039hey I can post today! Up 0.38%
I HATE EVERYONE HERE, FUCK YOU ALL SUPER SIMPLE, LINE GO UP, GREEN, NO REDYOU STUPID RETARDS CAN'T FUCKING DO EVEN THAT!FUCKEVERYONE HEREI'M FUCKING DEAD BROKE NOW
>>62122039-1.03%+33% over the past month though so I guess I can't complain much
>>62122039Today: +0.63%This Week: +6.36%This Month: +14.76%This Year: +4.18%After the last few days... a bit of a letdown oh well
>>621220390.08% up on the day, I keep sitting out like a tard
>>62122046>LINE GO UP, GREEN, NO REDyes?
NFLX AAAAAAA
>>62122032iran got bombed thousands of times. its long time leader is dead. its navy is destroyed. the fighting has basically stopped. we are now to the talking phase. its not rocket science.
>>62122039Trimmed 1000 shares off my TQQQ stack. Im feelin toppy, but still have skin in the game.
>>62122031I don't even have a Miata boss. I would never buy a rice burning piece of shit car because I am a fucking American and we make better cars here in America boss.
>>62122039-16.36%
>NFLX
>>62122058lmao
>>62122060it's 2026 the hormussy is talking phase with at least 5 other guys
>>62122021it was like mike tyson beating up a child
>>62122060but I was told that when you kill your enemies, they win
>>62122039poorly but I will hang in there. thanks for asking.>>62122044Market will also react to events that force repricing, right now it's pricing in the oil supply shock being a nothingburger. >And real talk, how many 2 more weeks until you are 2 more weeked out?Not sure what you mean, 'two weeks' is what's been holding the market UP, not holding it back. Once two weeks loses its luster and boots are actually on the ground over the weekend, it can drop back to $650s pretty quick imo.>>62122060>we are now to the talking phase. its not rocket science.The strait is still closed, terms untenable and Israel is bloodthirsty. We're moving the Navy in and pulling more troops over there. To me this signals escalation, not resolution.
>>62122039Your portfolio is having another productive session today, Thursday, April 16, 2026, building on the significant gains from earlier this week. Based on your "Stocks" spreadsheet and current market data your total gain for today is approximately $36,835 CAD, representing an overall increase of +0.82%.Daily Performance SummaryThe gains are broad-based today, with your Canadian core holdings and leveraged tech positions leading the way.
NFLX double beat EPS (bigly) & Revenue (just), its going to open green.I'm slurping.
>NFLXWHAT THE FUCKI don't own any direclty, but is this going to fuck with everything else?!?!
>>62122082>what is forward guidance
>>62122083it's the N in NASDAQ retard
>>62122060Talks happening without Irans sovereignty or regime under threat means the thirdies won actually
>>62122039up 2.00% todayup 25.94% YTD
>>62122058>beats earnings and loses 9%CLOWN MARKET
Hi 0dte spy ChadsSo fidelity wont allow me 0dte, but i bought a 1 date for tomorrow at 700 strike, should be all kosher....right??
>>62122083OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK SELL SELL SELL
You finna make new or what
>>62122098read this in carl's voice
>>62122095thank you for your sacrifice
>>62122039Up 6.5%
>>62122076I dont think boots on the ground would hurt the market. This stalemate is what will kill it.Anything could happen, but I've been here too long and seen too many Anons disappointed the dip never came.Nothing ever happens.
>>62122039+1.2%
>>62122039+1.23%, automation and robotics ETF doing pretty well
>>62122076dont say people didnt try to help you
Well tomorrow is do or die. Either the market goes down, or my name isn't Big_D boss.
> futures
JEROME FIX THIS NOWWE NEED QUANTITATIVE EASINGFOR NFLX SUBSCRIPTIONS
>>62122106>This stalemate is what will kill it.Kill what? The market or the bearishness of the war? >Nothing ever happens.I mean it happened last month. It only stopped happening two weeks ago. To some extent, the energy crisis should cause some forced, mechanically driven repricing that I don't think is being fully reflected right now.. >>62122109I'm fine with maintaining my own opinions and risk, it's how the market works. Not sure why you'd think otherwise.
>>62122090i invest to make money. maybe some people care more about their egos. "im right", "so and so won" lol.
>>62122111
>>62122113>pasts
>Tens of thousands of bees have filled the skies over Israelwar is entering it's next phase
>>62122120Why do you keep assuming anyone who doesn't agree with you has an ego? A bit ironic.. The market runs on disagreements.
>>62122127>>Tens of thousands of bees have filled the skies over Israel>war is entering it's next phaseyou could call it bee-ological warfareisrael has unleashed thousands of bee-ological weapons
>>62122111we are in this together
>>62122132the bees are declaring war on Israel
>>62122134this aint high school musical nigga
>>62122134>xSOBx idkek i was just about to go sit in the shower and sob
>>62122138the bees betrayed beebee
Bake baker.
>>62122127antisemitic bees
>>62122138AHHH BEEJAMS
>>62122128why do you respond to posts that arent to you? is an ego thing?
>>62122139>>62122140lmao good catch imma do the same. if next week is green im cooked
fine... baking
>>62122147>is an ego thing?I don't have a fucking ego, that's a good way to get yourself rekt boss.
>>62122146>>62122145>>62122142jamboys solve this problemcrank open the jeet faucet
>>62122147You are the one projecting ego onto an otherwise anonymous forum. Conversations here are implicitly public and anyone can respond to anything.
>>62122152let the goyim deal in diversity
ok baked>>62122157>>62122157>>62122157
>He didn't slurp NFLXLMAO. LOL even.
>>62122093Earnings are just an opportunity to take profit the day before and buy at a discount the day after. Amzn got schwacked after a 25% eps beat, pltr beat by like 40% and still dropped hard despite government contracts
>>62122115Stalemate would hurt the market, a lot.I hear your thesis, I dont think its bad. I just know 9/10 dips Anons call never materialize.I'd agree 20% odds it comes off 20%. There is more downside potential than up.Its just Ive been here since 2007 and biz since 2017 and I can not stress enough nothing ever happens, except when it does.
>>62122127>biblical disastersSo now the demiurge entered the game?
>>62122181>I just know 9/10 dips Anons call never materialize.Yeah I know, I see it too and I've been here since the pre-/biz/ days. And I know I'm right on the cusp of being a narrative baggie waiting for my promised event to materialize.Initially I thought a stalemate would be the worst case, and I think in terms of oil supply shock it is, but the market keeps loving the 'two more weeks' posts from the POTUS.. So there's a disconnect there.I'm not expecting a giga-happening, but this run to $700 can fade easily on bad news. All I'm holding out for is the eventual forced repricing of the oil supply shock. I suspect it will hurt SPX's price, but it's possible it doesn't. Right now the situation is still totally unresolved so it's worth waiting out and at least having downside protection. I'm net short right now though.
>>62122200100%, and I definitely see more downside than up.
>>62122145zyklon bees
>>62122127A DEADLY BEE WEAPON !BEESMY GOD
>>62122238That's a pretty good one I have to admit.
