hellenic edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GOn the last episode of /smg/>>62125645
first for bears
>>62126420TRUMP IS LYING!!!!
wait should I buy NVDA now or wait?
> nows
Any post saying that Iran is voluntarily giving up its uranium can be safely dismissed, along with everything else that it says. That would be the single stupidest thing they could possibly do.This will re-escale for that reason and also because Israel wants it to.
>>62126424It appears that we're dealing with two Irans. One of them has a future, while the other does not. This Iranian Foreign Ministry that claims there is no plan whatsoever to transfer the enriched uranium to America is obviously part of the Iranian regime which does not have a future boss.
It's all so tiresome. Let it be over already.
>>62126430What car open doors like that?
>>62126428NVDA has a lower PE right now than Walmart. I don't know what else to tell you.
>>62126434Au contraire the IRGC has a glorious future, 72 virgins each in the everlasting eternal presence of Allah
>>62126436It's AI!!!
>>62126424War's over chuds
>>62126434you too can be drafted
SOXLbros I'm getting nervous
we are so(mewhat) back
>>62126437babe walmart employees can all be replaced by AI robots
something just may or may not happened! sell or buy everything!
>>62126438You know that was all made up by the Mullahs to convince rejected jam boys to blow themselves up right boss?
>>62126436Mazda RX8. Although it's not nearly as wide as the door shown in the video.
>>62126447Nothing ever happens.
>>62126447Nope. Not until person of color Monday.
Can someone please summarize the best posts from the previous thread. I'm too tired to read it. ty
>>62126455you might be right... or not?!
> still holding my shorts this weekendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgDX-tPKoVg
Nikkei 225 is +12% ytd.
>>62126463All you need to know is SPY and SOXL just go 80% up, 20% to the right
>>62126465Just close and switch to shorting Sandisk.
>entire market moving up>my port AI infra/memory port is completely flat
KEK OIL BAGGOTSLMAO
>>62126442Draft jews first
just made an americano for power half hour lets go
>>62126438You’re confusing Sunni Wahabis with Persians. Very different people.
chip bros
Hello anon, did you buy BONDS today?
>>62126477That would be considered racist.
>>62126477
>>62126420White Woman Bomb Themselves!
>>62126442I would never be drafted because I'm not poor/child boss.
@grok when was the last draft
>>62126432
>>62126484I actually don't even respect anyone in the middle east enough to be more precise with my racism. Now if you want to bicker about native americans I know all the tribes and why you should hate each one specifically for being nasty little savages
I am legally retarded (sub 70 iq). "They" are not allowed to draft me.
>>62126486i own some RIG bonds. they yield 7% and now trade over par. i'll gamble that RIG debt will survive.
>>62126494That's a very good bear image I like that.
Genghis Khan is my hero and I'm mentally unstable. I can't get drafted because I want to commit war crimes too much
>>62126493Doesn't matter as long as peace remains in Lebanon .It will be Bibi that make the move that closes the straight again
>>62126483nice>>62126473is that a good move?
>>62126493Welp looks like diplomacy isn't going to work. Time for round 3 of bombing the fuck out of them. I hope we hit the oil this time. Stupid fucks playing stupid games and are now going to win some stupid fucking prizes. F-A-F-O boss.
>>62126493$65 a barrel next week panicuck
>>62126505Americans won't do shit They are pathetic just like namefags Line will continue to go up
>>62126447Why do Worst Korean biofems put clown tier quantities of white makeup on and how can I shekelfy this knowledge?
>>62126496That's enough IQ for infantry.
>>62126487racism & tribalism are alive and well, sadly, and heavily amplified by jews/glowies
>>62126495>im actually to stupid to learn anything about the real world.
My hero is Gaius Julius Caesar. He genocided the french and because of that the next 2k years people have been idolizing and imitating him
too much pol crap in here though c'mon guys
Apparently the bob-al-vagana straight (Yemen) will be closed tomorrow.
LINE GO UP FOREVER AND EVER!!!
>>62126519Take the Ayatollah's cock out of your mouth when speaking boss.
>>62126526Why would this happen while PEACE is making gains?
>>62126498Sounds like you may have made some good profit on price action. Never a bad idea to take some profit once you're up depending on maturities and your portfolio structure.
I made a lot of money today :)
>>62126473>*splits*>*pumps*
>Investors placed a bet worth about $760 million on a falling oil price around 20 minutes before Iran's foreign minister announced on Friday that the Strait of Hormuz was openhttps://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/traders-place-760-million-bet-falling-oil-ahead-hormuz-announcement-2026-04-17/
>>62126534america can blockade all waterways in the region if need be
>>62126536i do listen to Jeff btw. hes way smarter than ill ever be on fixed income.
>>62126526>Bobin-al-vageneso that's what they call it in sand speak, learn something new everyday boss.
>>62126505Bombing Iran more probably just reinforces Iranians' conviction that they need enriched uranium
>>62126537i'm gonna make $40 from my initial $420it's not enough & i still need to get a job ;-;
>>62126548They don't call him the BOND king for nothing
>>62126496Prove it. Show us your HGRAF long position
>>62126545From who?
>>62126550They've lived 1000s of years without it and without the Americans bombing the fuck out of them.... Now that they have it we are actively bombing the fuck out of them.... Maybe they could put two and two together, ahhh nevermind they're just a bunch of jam boys, like their fathers and father's fathers
>>62126519Sorry I don't respect your culture mohammed
>>62126563>>62126566fuck off to twitter
>>62126560they depend on the strait for revenue they block it to control it america blocks their block depriving them of control and resources ie they can't do shit
>>62126569and give the saudis free ad revenue? Yeah fuck off Mohammed. I ain't falling for that shit.
>>62126563Iran is getting bombed because Isreal exists not because nukes exist
I'm still bullish on new world oil co.s
>>62126577this is a stock market general thread on 4chan biz, i just hate these vapid glownigger meme posts about dicks and shit and race
>>62126541Barron is on good tracks to become richer than Musk by this summer!
The market is so gay.I tried to short this morning and lost -$1200Zero pullback. Not even retesting the previous high of day or previous close.GAY
why are you guys so obsessed with shorting/longing oil? get a life
>>62126552Please get a job anon, its the best investment you can make in your price range. You can do it!!!
>>62126582I could do a post about mohammed and the zut butt stuff. That way we get dicks, dicks covered in shit and race all in one post boss.
>>62126563Iran's nuclear program is not the cause of the threat. Iran's nuclear program is caused by the threat. Netanyahu has wanted to bomb Iran for 40 years. The ability to build and deliver nukes is the Iranians' guarantee that US/Israel won't try to genocide them
anyone buying the dip in NFLX?
I swear to God if SPY does a rip to 715 in the last fifteen minutes, I'm going to shit.
>>62126526Why X that out? I mean, really, what's the point?
White Woman Will Suffer!
Just bought the oil dip. What am I in for?
>>62126590;-;i will...thought about climbing towers or something, but maybe i should try a fast food job just to become less socially retarded>>62126592very trueidk if anyone else was watching when that meme started on pol but it was very obviously/aggressively astroturfed, and it didn't catch on very wellit was strange to watch
>>62126599PAIN
Like three days in a row of>institutions rig the market pumping the futures so the index will open above and into the positive gamma exposure>number goes up after open>everyone reshuffles and makes a new call wall for tomorrow, as the makers have been forced to delta hedge by the institutions >intraday runs out of steam in the morning>repeatBut you can see the intraday morning is getting blunter and blunter as a move each day.
>>62126598why you chudding out?
>>62126594Just buy SPY/QQQ/SOXX bro
>>62126593>implying the guys who have chanted death to Israel and death to America for over 40 fucking years wouldn't nuke Israel if given the chance.No, you're just wrong. I'm not even going to entertain this further.
>>62126599Trying to find the truth in propaganda from both sides
>>62126560>From who?no the CDC
>>62126582I know how you feel newfag. I used to hate baggie too but one day, when you yourself have become a baggie you will understand and learn to appreciate his posts as a warning. Trying to help you get away from this gambling problem that is gonna destroy your lyfe ITT
almost like there's a cult of defilers who want everyone to be ripping each others throats out & invoking dicks & shit all the timegood thing i'm paranoid, though...
>>62126599Most likely after 6pm or 8pm close they will say no deal and market opens limit down Monday.
>>62126608true. true.
>>62126593You’re arguing with the lowest IQ poster here.
>>62126613i barely have a life in the first place, anonor at least it feels that way
>>62126603Remember, you don't have to work a job forever! You can always try to get a different one later!
>>62126609No, they would not. US/Israel have more than adequate deterrence. Marg bar Amrika is a slogan, not a literal policy statement.
>>62126599Please tell me you are joking? Oil is not a stock, its a commodity which has an actual "true price" people will pay for, it will normalize eventuality and I can tell you the real value is much lower than it is now.
>>62126609>Over 40 years 40 years ago today Iran and the US were allies and the Americans were supplying them with weapons to fight the evil Iraqis
Robinhood! Standing! Still!
>>62126622that's what a HS friend told me, it's not much of a commitment so i should just try things until something sticks for nowidk why i'm apprehensive
>>62126599Realistically: a big red candle on Monday What will probably happen: iran/israel chimp orange nigger party green penis to the sky
Strait more like strait upDOW 50k waiting room get inHaha get rekt DemofagsMAGA MAGA MAGAWINNING
>>62126622I've never held the same job for more than 4 months
i fomoed and bought soxl calls. what am in for?
look at this guy having profits lol. i'm always in the pre-profit stage.
Dozens of ships have turned around!Expect a Truth tweet any minute now announcing the straight is once again closed
>>62126636i just bought soxs. one of us will win and one will lose.
>>62126609>They chantSo the fuck what? Israel believes they're going to rule the world, regularly justifies killing babies, and they teach their kids that the other nations are just cattle.Iran swore off of Nukes. They're a signatory to the non-proliferation treaty. If Israel would give up their nukes, there wouldn't be an issue.Israel's literally making all kinds of deals with the Sunni Arab countries, loves them some sunni theocracies, and their demand that these Muslim countries recognize them could be accomplished in an instant if they'd stop violating their own laws about protecting religious sites and stop protecting the Baruch Goldbergs of the world trying to invade the West Bank.
>>62126640my uncle works at nintendo and told me soxs will be filing for bankruptcy in just two more weeks
>>62126641>implying Israel isn't currently ruling the world>implying non-jewish babies are human>implying other nations aren't just cattleLook it's not my fault you're just wrong on all of these accounts boss.
>>62126539Oh! Crap. Someone pumped.
>>62126638this is why I like dividends it's like a little profit taking occurs for you automatically
>>62126646full mask off tonight huh
>>62126650What did you expect from the resident chicken swinger.
if you haven't realized baggot's a glowie here to bait you into doing antisemitisms i dont know what to tell you boss
>>62126628Over 40 years ago Iran was in the process of getting backstabbed by kikes for not being progressive enough. You can find quotes from the Shah saying this outright. You can find quotes from Nixon driving at it more politely. >>62126609Iran's capable of risk analysis. Israel has over 100 nukes and much more mature delivery systems. The point of Iran having a nuke is to have the nuke as a backstop to deter conventional strikes, so Iran can play its proxy fighting games free from direct retaliation. If you stop listening to outright propaganda you'll find this is the basic bitch basecase analysis of the US and Israeli intelligence. Israel obviously doesn't want Iran to be able to redirect their efforts expended in conventional defenses into offensive positions like into Lebanon. They don't want them to have a nuke so they have to keep defending the homeland from conventional strikes.
boys, Zuck isnt messing around...>The Facebook and Instagram owner will lay off about 10% of its global workforce, or close to 8,000 employees, in that initial round, one of the sources said.
Let ever mumu witness, let every glowie hear, I will find out how you are doing it.It isn’t just the SPR rule change freeing up 1 trillion April 1stIt isn’t just the loans to commerical banks %over season ballooning 3000%. It isn’t just 182 billion from TGA these last two weeks.I was on to you with borrowing the Gallipoli JM Keynes oil shorts play from WWI.I will find the historical scam you are using if I have to go back to the Venetian merchant banks.I will find out how you are doing it.You cannot hide.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
I had 150 SPY 1dte calls expiring today that I bought yesterday at open. Thought yesterday felt toppy so I sold them all for a loss of $3000 yesterday. Had I held them I would've made $50k+ today. How do I cope with this? Like I cannot stop thinking about it. This was my revenge trade for being a bobo retard and I still manage to lose because orange man pulled one last pump out of his hat.
>>62126659surely glowies could do better
>>621266631.2% today :))
>>62126663+1.01% good day
>>62126663a lot of chip gains
>>62126663Almost all out of the market because its toppy, but i left some crumbs and still make just under 1k$. Im gonna leave it in and let it blow in the wind.
>>62126663+1.32%
>>62126663my oil longs are fucked
>>62126663>MU closing redShit stock+0.00% for the dayLiterally I was 276.75 United States Dollars in the green.
>>62126663Closed 90% of my positions. I will not keep holding in this clown market.Up 4% for the year and waiting until things aren't retarded anymore.
>>62126663-22.46%SPY puts at close was NOT the right move
>>62126663+4.7% day+20.3% week
>>62126663Today: +2.13%This Week: +8.62%This Month: +17.39%This Year: +7.42%this seems... unsustainablebut whatever
>>62126675this guy is living proof anyone can make it
>>62126640i will win
>>62126639post sauces
>>62126663>How did it go today?!?!Bad>How did it go this week!?!?Bad
GET OUT WHILE YOUR STILL GREEN FFS THIS DANCE WILL END BAD
>>62126661this is good. I hope they fire mostly zoomers, they deserve NOTHING
>>62126665It's all fake and gay. Pumping from 630 since the ceasefire that never actually occurred.Now it's the straight 100% open that is actually still closed.
>>62126691omg
>>62126663+3%. The rich get richer.
>>62126665that's what you get for being an antisemite
>>62126663+0.42%
I'm only $30k from $1m
>>62126688Haylo! Who Is This??
>>62126663+1.95% total portfolio today, missed the mythical 2% bonus trophy today
>>62126515Every country on earth does this, even in europe and North American.
>>62126702She's not into jam boys. Now if you'll excuse me.>>62126688Well hello miss, may I ass you a few questions?
>>62126665>felt toppyYou need to, with hindsight, look at your analysis. If your analysis didn't actually say toppy when you go back and look at the setup then its psychological and you need to work on not being a twitchy moron. If your analysis did say toppy then you're in the harder position of working out if your analysis is just bad or if the market simply moved against your legitimate edge.
>>62126683damn solid week brudda
>>62126706you're excused tripfag
>>62126665sorry but this is funny
>>62126713See you laters. ^_~
>>62126713Embarrassing!
>>62126710Don't think there was anything wrong with my analysis. After it started going down and crabbing at 702 yesterday, that felt toppy. Didn't expect a decline but needed a pump up to 705 to be in the money and thought a crab day today would make them expire useless. Couldn't possibly have foreseen Trump doing pump truths on a Friday. Honestly I was expecting these tweets of peace and straight open on Monday or Tuesday next week. Oh well now I wait for a red day or two then go degen again.
>>62126702did you really just post a photo you took of yourself for tinder back in January?
Missing out on NVDA and then SNDK kinda hurts, that was generational wealth and now I'm forced to be underclass forever
All-cash europoor with a rapidly depreciating currencyHow do I afford to live for another 5 years?
>>62126663>How did it go today?!?!+39.32%>How did it go this week?!?!+103.81%we eatin good this weekend
>>62126663Up 1.30% today, 4.51% for the week, little bit of oil drag
>>62126665>This was my revenge trade for being a bobo retard
>>62126720Who are you trying to get crazy with, ese?Don't you know I'm loco?
Oil calls
>>62126663This week37.40% on my margin account where I gamble on options. Made $2500 USD on SPY calls, some small gains on selling CSP's on SOXL and RKLB.8.21% on my RRSP (most of the gains from buying and holding TQQQ this week, and some gains from buying XEQT during the dip). Already exited my entire position on TQQQ, I will see how next week goes if the rally continues.Lastly, 3.75% on my boring broad market index fund portfolio.Best trading day of my life so far.
>>62126713Goofin Around!
>>62126599a good time
Trump cucked out HARD and now MIGAtards are attacking Europeans for not wanting to be part of this shitshow. Hilarious.
>>62126742I reckon after we're done taking the uranium from the mullah's we should just take greenland and cuba. Cuba for shits, and greenland for the lulz boss.
>>62126663+0.38%Could have been more but my defence stocks continue to be retarded
I solded the stonks I boughted 2 weeks ago for 30% gains :)I will buy back in after the reverse TACO next week.I LOVE VOLATILITYOH YEAH BABY I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SLIDE UP AND DOWN FOR ME MHMM
i am officially a coinbase baggy now (again)bought in at 206
Up 36% today but I only play with a Robinhood account with $1k
>>62126665Maybe since you're a bobo fucking goycattle retard you shouldn't trust your gut the next times things feel "toppy" because that's your natural instinct the second you see a green candle you fucking shitbrained addicted-to-losing-money redditcuckoldfaggot burned 3000 dollars for no good reason no bitches having ass loser.But really though, you deserve it. You made the trade.bitch..
>>62126749
>>62126713Farhan Thinks White Woman Is This Retarded!
So wtf happened today? Strait is open, but it's not actually right? This rally is fucking unreal and so gay.
>>62126744The only thing that will be taken are tolls by Iran.
Should I slurp Xiaomi?
>>62126759How are they going to collect tolls, when they're all dead boss?
>>62126665orange man defeated bobo it's over..... boboxisters.
>>62126747please no AI pepe mousesis nothign sacred?
I'm kinda scared to 100% my networth on battery stocks but I'm tired of missing out on new technological innovations. Should I just stop being a pussy and do it?
>>62126713Farhan Picked The Stock! He Already Got The Fucking Money 4 Fucking Years Ago!
>>62126757Just like the ceasefire that actually never happened. Stop noticing and buy.
>>62126765The AI slop will continue until morale improves
>>62126663Today: +1.42%This week: +3.26%This year: +4.63%t. index fag
This was posted a week ago as a joke, it literally happened. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. People are not FREAKING OUT enough about this. This is a CRASH to the upside. There has never been such a violent and delusional pump. This is new paradigm stuff. WHAT THE FUCK
Strait is still closedTrump is a lying cuck kekarooo
>>62126762they need nickels on their eyes to pay the ferryman to jam with Styx so they can get them 72 virgins tho boss
Oil is going to go back up but the market shook me out sigh
>>62126781Of all the things to hold through the weekend oil would be the worst one
OWL
>>62126665should’ve shorted oil
Advice smgger anons? >>62126727Stay in cash?
>>62126757Both sides have said it's open but Trump is blockading Iran's oil and iran is only letting a trickle of ships through
Vessels are still being limited crossing of strait and must pay the tollCOMPLETE TRUMP HUMILIATION
Hack all his accounts while he's sleeping. Empty them all to zero. Have him run over and killed by an indian uber driver the next day. Respawn him as a gigamanlet jeet in an indian village as a lesson for his greed. If he rugs himself in a shitcoin scam mercy kill him with the traincide. Respawn him as a gigachad working in the twin towers. If he degens out gambling with the big boys then give him a stacy gf at work but place them both on the top floors during 911. Televise them suicide jumping for the lolz for us.
>>62126788SPXL
I work in shipping and when the tweet first came out we all read the part that said "coordinated" and we thought: bullshit, the strait is still closed. A few hours later and ships have all turned back and no one is transiting. Strait's closed.I have no idea what markets are thinking.
>>62126792But if this was pump and dump week?How long?
>>62126784Sure but you have 0% gains if it opens up 10% and then buy back in
Cruise ships bros, how we doing? Cruising good this summer.
>>62126794>I have no idea what markets are thinking.Same.
>>62126794You work in shipping but you don't know how to look at AIS traffic?
>>62126803By shipping he probably means that he ships shit in his adult diaper. I do the same, which is why I hold KMB. I'm an expert in "shipping".
i can not wait for all bull niggers to have their accounts zerod out. so cocky, and they think bears are the dumb ones here.
White Woman Don't Achieve Anything! Already They Are 64 People!
>>62126803Yes because I can read that map unlike you.Strait's closed. Iranian shadow fleet ships of under 10k dwt do not make the strait open. All the important traffic is either stopped or turned back.
>>62126810OH NO NO NO NO POORFAG
>>62126519As Big J-Ep once said, "Let the goyim deal with the real world."Words to live by
>>62126810You're gambling against market makers with access to dead man portfolios for collateral, how fucking stupid are you
bears have no profits or women
Why would anyone care about the strait when AI will make work optional? Seems silly
>>62126816>with access to dead man portfolios for collateralDead man portfolios?
Watch the video bull cucks. ZERO ships went through today. Nothing has changed. Oil will be back in the mid 90s by midnight burger time.
Trump is a weak cuck.
>>62126803Dumb ass your map shows a closed strait
>>62126821Hmmm no 12 ships in past 24hrs and 8 rn
>>62126822strong enough to gape bobos, bigly
>>62126821>by midnight McDonalds shift The US admin timed this well enough that the markets will be closed by then
>>62126827Is this really all it is?
>>62126822the BVLL is cominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkobIFk0Buw&themeRefresh=1
I think the only way out of poverty is crude oil right now
Blue wave cancelled
>>62126822we're here to make money not cry about politicians.
imagine being the egg guy
>>62126812>>62126823oh yea that's why there's all this seamen smack dab in the middle of the strait under transit
White Woman Hate Working! Like Ngger!
>>62126821why are they scared?
>>621268373x leveraged crudge oil. do it! I bet you are stinky mumu!
I invested 173$ into 3 ribeyes. Its a fancy pants butcher. I over paid, but i got a ton of money.
Bobos should have won by now, what the actual fuck.
Why are bobotrannies bearish over spy? It’s rigged and jewish. You should be bearish on oil
>>62126844Can you show actual transits instead of just posting cope arrows?
