poor little miserable bobos edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GOn the last episode of /smg/>>62126420
>>62126991oil baggots how are we feeling?
>4/20 Monday>Hitler’s Birthday jews are rug pulling red open on Monday
>TRIPS>WE>DIPS
Good week of trading lads. Heading off with the missus for the weekend down in the Cotswolds. Proper little getaway sorted.Take it easy, yeah? Laters.
> futures
>>62126996What’s this cope? Iran and the US are gonna sign a boring peace deal this weekend that will end direct hostilities.Markets are gonna skyrocket on Monday as people will be looking forward to more positive news, such as >Claude Mythos>SpaceX IPO>Venezuelan oil investmentsThe war will be forgotten in two months.Do you see anyone talking about Gaza anymore? Exactly.
Which broker you fellas use?
>>62126993
>>62127008Fidelity for the boring workplace/consolidated shitRobinhood for the gamba and the credit card.Don't need anything else.
Dated Brent, which is actual physical oil.Hormuz is still not open so why is physical crashing? Why bid on cargoes if you think it will be cheaper tomorrow?Clearly buyers and refineries are not panicans and they can afford to wait a little bit.
>>62127008anyone will do, they all just make you broker
>>62127018occams razor mr coping bearthe war is OVERdeal with it
This is a vision of your future.Next week - Hawkish Tump, destroyer of worlds returns after Iran rebukes his statements on their total capitulation and uranium handover. Oil begins to rise, stocks selloff.Last week of April - Oil tops at $130, SPY bottoms at 640.May - A real actual peace is agreed and we fucking moon to 8,000 and beyond.
>>62126991top signal
>>62127018>Hormuz is still not open so why is physical crashing?Other sources are delivering
>>62126991Next week on /smg/Please look forward to it
>>62127018Oil really isn’t as scarce as the media wants you to believe
>>62126993oil is going to $0
Uhhh how come people can't read between the lines?This war is over, why are people still thinking it going on?
>>62127028some big names there. let's see how they do.
>>62127028>Tesla>Intel>RTXlfg
>>62127018I like how today's newsflow just come right in time for the April 21st futures rollover
>>62127039I think we have to wait till next week to see
>>62126999You'll see, you'll all see!
White Woman Surrounded!
nat gas closed up today while the rest of the energy complex was bleeding ina ditchspeculators most short and commercials most long since march 2020watch for a breakout
so you bought kmb right? at least a couple calls?
Someone redpill me on FRMI
>>62127028oh look a bunch of shit that will pump pre earnings and dump after like clockwork every time then ai will generate an explanation other than the exact same bs market mechanic every time
>>62127028Wow, a bunch of dog shit that will dump on bearish pre earnings and then vee back up the next day.
>>62127008Fidelity is my primary broker but I'm actively working out a full move to m1, waiting on m1 to confirm if they are adding two equities and as soon as they do I'm switching my taxable over
The duality of /smg/
>>62127028I hope servis first dumps hard, those guys are fags
>>62127059Its lame and gay unlike GRRR
>>62127028>TSLAi feel like the guidance is gonna hurt bad. unless they're going full fraudmode before spaceX which i have no idea why they wouldn't at this point
I FEEL CHEATED NOTHING HAS CHANGED>Iran has told mediators it will continue to limit the number of ships allowed to cross the Strait of Hormuz and charge tolls for the remaining period of the cease-fire, officials familiar with the matter said. Vessels that pass through the waterway will need to coordinate with the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. The IRGC would still be able to block ships that belong to countries Iran deems hostile and is still insisting on a new management system for the strait after a final deal is reached with the U.S. that would allow Tehran to collect tolls, they said. >Iran Rejects Claim It Would Transfer Enriched Uranium to US>Trump: ‘Don’t Think There’s Too Many Significant Differences’ With Iran
>>62127004what watching too much bilibili does to a man...
>>62127036The war isn't over by a long shot. It's clear if you actually know anything about the players involved. >IranThe IRGC calls the shots there at the moment, and their leadership will happily die and see everyone else in Iran die too before kneeling before the US. These people are religious fanatics and will fight to the death.>USA Basically a one-man-show led by Trump, who HATES Iran for overthrowing the US-backed Shah and has wanted to see them humbled for a very long time. It's important to note here that even if Trump wanted to sign a deal that's similar in essence to the JCPOA, he couldn't because of years and years of hardline rhetoric, both by himself and the Republican party. It would be political suicide for him to give Iran the major concessions needed to make a deal work.>IsraelBasically evil: the country. They like blood, a lot, and have a lot of influence over the US and Trump. They will fight a peace deal that lets Iran have some nuclear capacity tooth and nail. In short, the nations and personalities involved here make a deal very, very unlikely.
>>62127018Intertemporal arbitrage (i.e. hoarders selling and buyers holding off on buying)
>>62127079You're forgetting Big Red China homedawg
Strait is still closedCOMPLETE AND UTTER TRUMP AND MAGA HUMILIATIONThe only win you've had in 6 weeks is massive institutional market fraud and mass media fake news manipulation, while the country is falling to pieces around you
>>62127075something changed: price went up!!!
>>62127086the "war with iran" fud already happened last yearit's over dude, the war is overthis isn't about Trump anyways
>>62127079>Israel>Basically evil: the country.So, how long until one of their mossad cover agent acting as a high ranking IRGC cell operative start firing missiles on Gulf countries as a flaseflag?I need to place my money accordingly, not too soon, and not too late. Just at the right moment.
>>62127075>Iran has told mediators it will continue to limit the number of ships allowed to cross the Strait of Hormuz and charge tolls for the remaining period of the cease-firelul wtf is this crap you keep spamming? Iran is cucked. they can't do anything. if they try and send or receiving anything from the strait they'll be destroyed. america has ships and air support remotely locking the down strait. Iran has zero control of the strait
Wait the crude oil??
>>62127093Thursday
>>62127093the war is over because iran will forgive israel for committing every war crime under the sun to iranian citizens and totally let them get away with it
>>62127095being diluted with environmentally friendly and renewable whale oil
>>62127079>The war isn't over by a long shot. It's clear if you actually know anything about the players involvedVery true. The rest of your post shows you basically know nothing, though. Holy shit it's like amazing how little of anything you are aware of.
If all the risk disappeared and the dollar is strong, why are precious metals pumping alongside equities?
Weekly wrap up
>>62127107lmao
>>62127101>no rebuttal
The Strait of Hormuz is open. You might disagree. You might even have some evidence to the contrary.But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over?The Strait of Hormuz is open.
I have $20,000 to invest what do I invest in?
/biz/ should have an /Iran/ general like /GME/ general. this will let people talk about it for years after the rest of us moved on. >its about to escalate>evil shorts are suppressing the price>MOASS soon brothers >two more weeks its the same lol.
>>62127114Breddy gudd, replace job witb port and its 10/10I think next week bears will get to cum a little.
Fuck me for supporting Iran absolute cucked of a country
White Woman Think They Are Smart, But Really They Just Do Nothing!
>>62127119there is one on /pol/ called /pig/bobos should go there instead of flooding /smg/ with their copeit's getting annoying
>>62127107That candle would actually make sense
>>62127118oil companies and oil barrels.TAKE PHYSICAL DELIVERY OF THE OIL
>>62127127And then I drive around in a van and deliver oil to people?
>>62126991i was going to sell bear credits spreads at close today but i went skiing all day instead :/
>>62127124I can explain the oil movement with eschatology.The religious fundamentalist extremists in charge of israel and united states aren't allowing the oil to rise because it would turn the public against the war, first they need boots on the ground so the war cannot be stopped. Once that has happened yahweh is pleased with them, then the jews will buy the oil and let the goyim deal in the real world.
>>62127024>i missed the dip but if i get a second chance i will buy it and then make money this time
>>62127118Yourself.But in all seriousness GRRR is at the end of its 14 month descending wedge pattern and is about to break out into its next Elliot Wave, price target $60 peak and will bottom out between $25 - $30 before the next wave past $100 probably 18 months time.I'm in bigly, 11,000 shares and will soon be a gorillionaire.
>female colleague who is always broke said she needs to start investing for retirementI said nothing. I know nothing.
>>62127131they won't be able to give you the oil at that price because they don't have it so they'll settle in cash.
FIG and ADBE didn't like this news
>>62127024this is what happens
>>62127135I actually made 30% buying the dip and selling everything but GRRR today :)I now have a good amount of cash for the next dip, pools actually still closed.
Quant has spoken my long shall again open
none of your doomer fantasies will ever happenOn a deeper level even you know this
>>62127153no one cares about the sand war anymoretime to move on bobo
Even talking heads on CNBC are dumbfounded by this move.We have gone from oversold to overbought.The only rational explanation is the market makers are just trying to fuck retail traders and anyone that trades off of technical levels.I'm not buying SPY puts anymore.I'm just gonna go back to trading small caps and large caps that are oversold like software stocks.They will do absolutely anything to keep the market pumped just so Trump can say "The market is at all time highs!"
Shiller P/E ratio above 40 again
I’ve been trading 50pt wide OTM call spreads on SPX options dated 5-7 days out. While keeping a far OTM put spread open for June. Its already paid for the insurance and then some. In fact its worked so well it’ll probably crab all week and kill me
>>62127158I'll keep scalping oil in this fake and gay market
>early 1980swhy would i touch the stock market? that's retarded.>nowwhy aren't you max long? are you retarded?
>>62127143>FIG market cap now half the value of the original ADBE buyout Thanks Lina, very cool.
>>62127167You think market won't rally again next week and wipe you out?
>>62127136I’ll look into it. Thanks.
>>62127165Its crazy because I have complete tunnel vision on Tesla shorts when this happens
What's your price target for AMD till eoy?
>- Head of Iran's National Security Commission Ebrahim Azizi:>"The time has come to comply with the new Maritime Regime of the Strait of Hormuz.>These regulations are determined by Iran, not by social media posts!>Under this new system, only commercial vessels with authorization from the IRGC Navy are permitted to navigate through designated routes after paying the required tolls.>If the U.S. attempts to create any disturbance for Iranian ships, this situation can easily be changed."literally nothing has changed. trump just pumping the market like crazy. im waiting on Israel to strike, you know god damn well they don't take orders from their slaves.
>>62127173I’m winning as long as it rallies because I’m long delta with the shorter dated call spreads.
DOW is on track for 60k by EOY
>>62127178maybe $300-350 depending how earnings go. AMD said they will make $20 a share in 3-5 years. if they do that x 30 multiple is $600. 35x is $700. thats my take on AMD.
You're an idiot if you didn't buy oil calls today. Yes, I mean you specifically.
>>62127178Either 500 or 150
>>62127024kek picrelated is what's going to happenonly green from herethere's going to be an unprecedented debt creation binge
>>62127178$1000
>>62127199Yeah we have to destroy our currency to make America great once again
>>62127136GRRR doesn't look good to me, but I should thank you for pointing me towards david computer.
>>62127202unironicallygolden age of golden ages
>>62127136So what about the other 7 times it made a similar move and went down even more?
blompfenstein will win the midterms
>>62127220SPY is gonna be 900 by midterms isn’t it
The market does a V bottom and reverses to the top but they will never do a V at the top and go back down.It will crab in the same spot for 3-5 days before they go down.
Btw, they have to stop manipulating the stock market or else there will be a civil war soon. The goyim won't accept these conditions for much longer while the Fed-Treasury-banking complex continues to economically rape those of us living in the real world, all so they can provide welfare for the big nosed oligarchs.
>>62127205The range was too wide, its now contracted after coiling. Classic descending wedge and starting to pick up momentum and chatter on fintwit as well as Reddit, retail will pump this one hard I'm just letting you know early, I've been in and out since 2024 and the company has gone from strength to strength.Expect an Nvidia investment in their SBV's for Asian data centres through Gorilla Finance once the Shackleton acquisition has gone through which was recently approved by UK regulators. Will go parabolic very quickly now that this range has been broken.
>>62127176You are way too rich for /smg/
>>62127231>The goyim won't accept these conditions for much longerPFTHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
>>62127223my meme TA of incredible accuracy sees the SPX...>opens tradingview...nearing 8100pts late January 2027
>>62127231you wontdoshit!
>>62127183Why only 60k and not 6 gorillion, goy?
where did /bant/ smg go? i was asleep a few hours. someone needs to bake me a thread.>>62127165so what babe? that's backwards looking. are you gonna spend another bull leg complaining and sitting in schd? stop being stubborn my love, it's time you make some changes.
None of the issues that were making the market crab and behave shitty since november are fixed but now that the unrelated self-inflicted issue has been "fixed" suddenly we're making all time highs
>>62127231>or else there will be a civil war soonlmao like you'll do shityou won't be fighting and so won't anybody else>inb4 well i'm already le richgfy buddy with your civil war shityou'd be pissing your pants like the preppers did during the ronapicrelated will be you but with a sissysoy physiognomy without meme gunsdon't even reply to meyes i'm off my meds and a can of monster deep (not in anus)
>>62127246We love you babe and want you here
>>62127203No worries my smigger, I solded the 100 DAVE shares that I had accumulated at $180 today at $252 before close as I think I can get back in closer to $200 before the next run up to new highs after earnings start of May. What is your average for DAVE?
>>62127237>PFTHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!this unironically absofucking lutely wtf basefd basefd basefdlet the goyim deal in the real world kekekekekekekekekekekeke>keep on dealing in the real world>keep on dealing in the real worldsomebody edit this into the song with AI do it now ffs
>>62127234Interesting. I’ll take a look. Thanks.
>>62127235Yeah but it took me over 20 years to get there so it doesn’t count.
First peace deal shouldn’t hold! That is not what is supposed to happen! I feel like it’s only happening so that I can’t buy the dip. It’s happening to me.Why though? I’m not especially sinful
>>62127246>>62127249IM NOT YOUR BABEIM NOT YOUR BABEIM NOT YOUR BABEIM NOT YOUR BABE
>>62127249this place is not suitable to my special needs.
>>62127250190. I'm going to do the same thing basically. Sell soon and look for a buy back when the volatility takes it down again.
>>62127250i'm afraid i can not tell you this
SPY never goes down.Small caps never go up.Totally shit market as usual.
Isn't Monday going to be blood bath?
>>62127237>>62127242>>62127248>>62127253There have been three attempts on Sam Altman's life in the last week, and now shook long nose oligarchs are spewing FUD about UBI in just two more weeks, trust da plan. "K-shaped economy" is code for goy financial oppression, and it won't be allowed for much longer. Just letting you know.
>>62127264because of a tweet?
>>62127231this is cope puts bro. but i have been thinking about this exact thing for over a year now and it is exactly where this leads. this country couldn't go without a real estate bubble for less than two decades. insane. SPX could quite easily go to 10,000 by september. this is the real world.
>>62127264NICE TRY FBI
My only complaint is that I didn't buy more. But more seriously I'm skeptical now because /smg/ is being bullish and the situation is still not resolved clearly.
>>62127264we've had radio of the usn turning around Iranian ships for days now. old news. agreement is reached or Iran remains cucked.
>>62127269No because of naval radio communication
What the fuck is going on? I keep reading that the war is over and the strait is open, then it's not, then it is, then it's not, what the fuck is happening
>>62127147>>62127024in reality this niggershit will probably crab around 7000 to work off the overbought then pump straight up to 900
cheers to our boy who made everyone bank.
>>62127257who is then? why are you doing this? i don't think babe sells options anyways and i don't think she would say a thing like that.
soon
>>62127269>>62127275>>62127277You wut mate? https://files.catbox.moe/qe1yoe.mp4
People keep saying that this is all just to get more forces in place for an invasion. I’m a deluding myself by believing this? I envision a dip. A glorious dip. Is it all just a mirage?What about Cuba? Would an attack on Cuba cause some sort of a dip? Cuba is obviously irrelevant but it’s at least some kind of world instability.
>>62127277>USN >Iranian ships Neither are shown in that post
>>62127266Meaningless stuff. We can’t go back to a world without AI anymore
>>62127289i hate the antichrist
>>62127266>Just letting you know.pls don't affix "just letting you know" to vague bullshit which isn't letting anyone know anything useful, ty
>>62127289Attacking Cuba is double not worth caring about because it wouldn't effect markets and it also is no longer happening
Real world status?
>>62127299B-but…>https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2045267596841247215?s=46
>>62127289cuba? no. iran? yes. the question is how long will the "ceasefire" last. last time it was 10 months; anyone who can't see global banker war 3 has gone hot by now is probably mentally handicapped.>>62127300goofy
>>62127300undealt with!
>>62127272>>62127292>>62127295>>62127300The goyim living in the real world are starting to resort to actual violence against the oligarchs. In additions to the attempts targeting Sam Altman, there have also been multiple goyim burning down warehouses and causing billions of dollars of damage. The stock market rocketing upward while everyone else is forced to deal with fuel shortages and hyperinflation will cause actual pogroms in the United States. This is a fact. Extreme financial manipulation to benefit the long nose oligarch class while everyone else gets thrown under the bus will cause violence to boil over. They need to stop the market manipulation for their own good, but they won't.
AI is fucking garbage.Nvidia is fucking garbage.It's been 3 years and I haven't seen 1 change in the world besides ChatGPT, Gemini, and Grok apps for cell phones.Somebody explain to me where there are real world applications of AI because I don't see any.
>>62127289Why would the US directly attack Cuba? That would lead to millions of undocumented Cubans flooding into Florida. There would be no real way of stopping them.
>>62127302Actions > Words
>>62127310I guess you never browse /gif/
>>62127300>REAL WORLD'S GOT ANOTHER WEEK COMING UP TO DEALIN' WITHINnnnnnnnn>FOR YOUuuuuuuuuu>YOU SHOULD'VE BOUGHTED THE DIP>THE DIP>THE DIP>THE DIP last weeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeek
>>62126999Please god... I need new positions.
i'm such a lyrical gangster
>>62127312You assume they would want to keep such natural conservatives out. Besides the Cuban regime would fall in like 2 weeks. There wouldn’t be that many refugees
>>62127319kek
>>62127313>you: *two weeks before the iran war*
>>62124268>you should have a clear goal that's not just "more"What is your clear goal anon?
>The goyim living in the real world are starting to resort toPFTAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>62127127When i was a kid in the 80's I thought they actually came in big steel barrels. I always thought, man, thats a lot of barrels they had to make. Kinda nice you get a free steel barrel with your oil.
>>62127300No such thing
>Think I am in a clown market>start to realize I was the clown in the market all along
tomorrow a deal will be reached and we hit green on Monday. We will hit hit green Tuesday. We will hit green everyday until we get mass media attention and normies get involved to break the record and that’s when we start to dump. The Jews will dump on every man woman and child that deals with the real world.
anyone buying Chipotle?
>>62127329It was really dumb for me to say that when he had actions against Iran less then a year before this war
>>62127332and all the barrels were called "gulf" for whatever reason
>>62127336Nah it always gives me the shits. But it is tasty.
>>62127336Yeah I'll have a burrito bowl please with extra guac hold the cheese
>>62127335>and that’s when we start to dumpthat's probably the only thing not coming to fruition
>>62127118Save up for a house or condo.Or lose it all on some smart trade that doesn't pan out.Or put it in QQQ and SPY and wait 50 years.Or put it into MSTU on October 5th, 2026.
>>62127305THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE HYPERINFLATION. FINANCIAL REPRESSION.>>62127310have you used it for financial analysis? it's a pretty incredible productivity boost. not that the capex isn't a bubble because it clearly is but it will be around for a long time and be a huge benefit for quality of life in general. i was a huge skeptic a couple months ago.>>62127335based. PDT rule ends june though so it will stop before then, probably will coincide with spacex/anthropic/openAI IPOs.
>>62127335Nonsensical post
>>62127305>The goyim living in the real world are starting to resort to actual violence against the oligarchs.ARG LARP>fireboltfirebolt>fireboltfirebolt>fireboltfirebolt
I bought BX leaps today AM I FUCKED?
>>62127335Things will turn over the weekend for the worst, and Iran will get bombed even harder. On Sunday night a historic peace deal will once again be reached to extend the cease fire for 2 more weeks.
>>62127305>They need to stop the market manipulation for their own goodthey'll just m0ve, niggaand the civilians will rip each other's throats outwhat do you think the point of globalism is? they can move, they have no vested interest in the conutry, unlike (You)this is a big difference since even 100 years ago which people never seem to take into account in their revolutionary fantasiesthe faggots in suits have no reason to fear violence anymore, for the most part
sometimes the SeekingAlpha comments are legit funny. here's this guys comment on Meta layoffs lol.
>>62127347>Madison Air Solutions surged 18% in its IPO on Thursday after raising $2.23 billion, pulling off the largest U.S. industrial IPO in nearly three decades.
>>62127347I have invested in a investment fund that owns some spacex and openai. Should I invest more in anticipation for them going public or are they all overvalued and will dip immediately? Can’t imagine spacex is worth what they’re saying
>>62127339Yup
>>62127350no
>>62123071
>>62127355Why not? There’s no real hedge against private AI companies anyway
>>62127355i dunno. probably yes to dump on baggies
>>62127357Thank you jesus.
>>62127355>>62127363>>62127362no retail investor will ever let go of their beloved spess axe shares ever under no circumstancestrading will be paperthinwill do x100 in one yearbut nobody will sellonly 5 shares traded per dayyou read it here first
>>62127347>>62127349>>62127352Trends in human behavior tend to exist in log space, i.e. they tend to explode exponentially. The warehouse fires and attacks on Sam Altman's house are like the first few isolated cases of covid before it turned into a proper shitstorm. If the market keeps pumping while the fuel situation gets worse, they will explode into rights, and then possibly armed fighting.
>>62127373Given tho covid riots market that it bullish.
>>62127373*explode into riots
>>62127313he already did iran and venezuela, what more fucking proof do you want?
>>62127373the extremists will be hunted down by PLTR computer
i'm telling you, gang...the world will be so fucking drunk on paper gains and winning and partying and doing drugs and winning some more and partying and paper gains and lower interest rates and lower mortgage rates and car loans and vacations and more vacations and disney cruises and boomers finally dying and leaving a little inheritance for them and gta 6 and gta 6 and gta 6 and niggerball and baseball and hockey and basketball americans and kid rock and limp bizkit and ath after ath after ath after ath after athok what i'm getting at>THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENEDTHE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENED>THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENEDTHE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENED>THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENEDTHE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENED>THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENEDTHE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENEDprotip: you're the goose
>>62127373Tell that nigga Powell to lower the interest rates so they can get jobs
>>62127381Hell yeah, fatten me up bro
>>62127336Yes I had it for lunch
>>62127373that's nice and all but please consult picrelated
>>62127381what if I hit sell
>futures
>>62127391then tomorrow your cash will be worth less than todayYOU DON'T WANT THAT DO YOU !?!?!?!?!thought so
>>62127381This post is irrefutable
>>62127362>>62127363>>62127368Alright might as well then. Especially since most of the rest it owns is Klarna which i believe will keep going up for a while now
>>62127388checked.
The strait appears not to have opened due to a timezone miscommunication complication, so it will open
>>62127388
>>62127388checkd
>>62127395Then I’ll hack into the market mainframe, sell the top and short with maximum leverage!
SOXL chads where you at?
>>62127394savedpure suicide fuelpicrelated is what they deemed as adequate to what they thought the goyim would deserveoh ho h oh oho ho ho holy fucking shit i got chills from the sheer darkness and despair of my own post
>>62127410I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE
>>62127394>>62127410gayest most retarded thing ive ever seen in my entire life, get a grip
>>62127416i can see you crying and seething in loneliness through your post alone
>>62127409here bro! i posted our boy here >>62127282
So the strait didn't actually open after all
Yeah it did
>>62127407kkeep us posted
>>62127417right me. not the guy wishing for the pedophilic vtuber anime girl friend daughteryour words do nothing to me>>62127418fuck yes brother feels good to be right
Some say its openSome say it was never closedSome still say there was never a strait at all...
>>62127419but y oil futures go down by 33% doe
Is there something weird going on in the market?Because I have been insatiably horny lately.
Me looking for nuggets of gold in this cesspit.GIMME YOUR FAVE TICKERS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>62127434Games Workshop
>>62127434Im leveraged into BX and I am terrified.
>>62127434BMPSbesides the financial aspect it's just really cool to own part of the world's oldest bank
>>62127373completely agree and i believe those in power are willing to go there to stay in power. but those are just stupid headlines that don't affect corporate profits yet. i don't think we've approached the threshold of where societal turbulence begins to cause problems and the market is really good at looking through that shit.>>62127434TKR RGR WFG DTM
babygirl, i love you with all my heart, you're my dream and all i want. i dunno what made you so upset with me but it's the worst feeling knowing you are. i'll take care of you and make you happy, it's really that simple, all you have to do is let me love you.
>>62127438Why though? Because of the fed comments on private credit lately?
>>62127434depends what you wantblue chips? BX, V, PEP, PG are all down chips? all the names you knowprivate credit rebound? ARES, KKR, OWL, APOrandom gamble? BULL
Remember: all trends of human behavior exist in log space. Things are right and truly fucked, even if they try to hide it with market manipulation. This is the first of many bankruptcies, but no amount of printed monopoly money will be able to synthesize more hydrocarbons so they can return to normal operations.
>>62127434food stocks have been wrecked if you believe in those.
>>62127394Who the hell makes all these? Is this what trillions in AI spend was for?
>>62127448theyre just going to have their assets purchased by one of the big boys. their planes are already getting stored at victorville airportthis is not an investable event unfortunatelygood photo for discussion but what you typed is stupid though
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>>62127437I solded my GW prematurely, the spike once the WH40K Prime show comes out will be biblical, I'll try and re-enter next time the UK economy crashes, maybe May when Starmer is ousted. For being such a good sport, have a ticker AT Ashtead Technology, UK based global provider of offshore oil & wind & other renewables equipment supplier, silly cheap.>>62127438Yeah its not looking too good 4 u pal.>>62127439That is cool and it has just been on a tear since 2023 very interdasting.>>62127440Will investigate.>>62127447I like Owl's big fat dividend and limited downsides at these prices :)
