hormussy edition>I'm a poor bobo incel who wants to bitch and moan about the strait of hormuz and sandwars>>>/pol/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62130456
oil is literally almost infinite, how the fuck can it even be allowed to sit above 70usd lol
Wtf does the chad part even mean? Mehmed became Sultan when Constantinople was already basically dead. Some very brown hands made ts.
Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards
>sure you were smart enough to by the dip, but i am even smarter and i blew my account up.>the market is rigged to go up but i still shorted it.>everything is fake but my losses are real.
>turks are white saar please let glorious ottomans (who genocided millions of anatolian europeans but we don't have to talk about that) into EU saar
>>62131453It's a meme you autist.
>bears were literally creaming themselves over a tiny dip
> futures
death of an entire civilization back on the menu?
>smg on saturday, no jews because shabbat>smg on sunday, all jews and no christians
>strait closed>both sides threatening more fighting>/smg/ still insane euphoria greedpostingGuess what happens next.
>>62131463they thought 200% of the worlds energy went through the strait of hormuz. they thought 1B people would starve.
I saw someone mention this in a earlier thread, but the constant state of ambiguity over the straight of Hormuz’s openness is the most dangerous outcome for markets as the duration it which these on off negotiations can happen for is much longer then any high intensity sustained conflict >>62131469If the intel about the IRGC takeover of Iranian leadership in the past 48 hours is true then maybe
>perfectly
>>62131476>I saw someone mention this in a earlier thread, but the constant state of ambiguity over the straight of Hormuz’s openness is the most dangerous outcome for markets as the duration it which these on off negotiations can happen for is much longer then any high intensity sustained conflict>If the intel about the IRGC takeover of Iranian leadership in the past 48 hours is true then maybe
>>62131473Nothing?
I held oil through all of Trump's bullshit only to sell at a -35% loss after Iran said they would open the strait.I fucking hate how bad I am at timing everything. I always get it wrong, no matter if I do what I think it's right or if I go against my instincts.I guess the only way to solve this is to stop engaging in the stock market
>>62131505place your bets, uninstall your broker app, do a 360 and walk away. its that easy
Way too much Mumuposting for their own good.
Negotiations on tuesday. Ceasefire will be extended another 2 weeks. Oil to $75. Stocks keep going up.Your playbook for the week.
>>62131508180
>>62131511Soxl calls it is
>>62131515Newfag
>>62131519nice!
Something really weird happened to me today.I had sex with my wife last night. Then we went to sleep and I was constantly thinking about oil prices going up. Somehow I had a dream where I met a white woman and had sex with her but then instantly regretted it because I thought I cheated on my wife, I couldn't get away from her because we had to stay in the same room or something and I felt really bad about it and there was massive sexual tension between us. After that I went to sleep and woke up in my own bed and realized that it was just a dream and I didn't cheat on my wife with a white woman. But right now it feels like I did have sex with that white woman. She was a solid 5 out of ten. It feels like it happened but I know it didn't.
>>62131505Looks like you didn't watch professor Jiang Xueqin. He said the ceasefire is a scam.
>>62131534What ethnicity is your wife
>>62131444When is Trump’s deadline?
>>62131537Probably asian
are ADBE and FIG cooked lads?
>>62131534ew white women. You realize they’re mid when get older and realize media affects a lot of your taste. People genuinely find Sydney Sweeney hot. She like slightly polished trailer trash
kek remember when bears said that the US would run out of oil supplies by april 15th (and europe and asia even sooner)?what happened to that?
The bear has been mercilessly beaten out of me by massive losses shorting these last couple of weeks I am now a 100% converted mumu, even if we dip tomorrow because of the hormuz FUD I'll just be retardbuying calls on open. I no longer believe the market will go down anytime soon.
>>62131548And Whats wrong with that?
how come I have never seen an actual doomer/bobo post their portfolio. how do they make money because as I can see the market is more often on a upwards trend than it is on a downwards trend. is there really a lot of money to be made as an contrarian?
MRVL rumor
>>62131544I've been buying $2000 of ADBE every two weeks for several months now. People are out of their minds if they think professionals are going to replace tools like Photoshop and Illustrator with AI sloppa.
>>62131536>looks like you didn’t watch chinese jordan peterson
SPX is going to the low 6k region minimum before a bounce, and eventually to the 200 WMA before eventually breaking through that as well. This is the blowoff top before an extended bear market. Feel free to screencap this if you like.>t. bullish on liberation day
>>62131563clearly Anthropic is coming after their market/customers with intentional products (Claude Design as the title says). Other AI companies will follow. i'll keep watching the stocks for now.
>>62131568to laugh at later? i already have some of those lol.
>>62131573Please do so and please post in Q3/Q4 of this year.
>>62131444Is crying about /pol/ the new OP template?
>futures
>>62131579faggot baked half a dozen threads to shoehorn that one in there. always 1pbtid>>62131466most accurate>futurespost so far
>>62131579/smg/ is no place to keep bitching about a random third world body of waterI will stop doing it when you faggots leave
>>62131584imagine being this brown
>>62131559Same, I've lost more money being a bobo than being a mumu. Seems like any bad news gets shaken off by the market and climbs back up again. This is how you know we've entered the bull market. Bears can stay coping and seething.
>>62131584strait status?
>>62131597as open as your mom
>>62131522Also newfag
Where's the link to help anons with objects stuck in their ass? Please use the correct template next time OP
>>62131562Why didn't I buy more. Oh well, 1k might be all you need in a decade.
Why is blimp suddenly rushing legalizing Psychedelics? Is it because he knows the average goyim is looking to escape the real world?
I'm buying BNWMblack niggas with money
>>62131605i had 20k and sold half for a huge profit.... i probably fucked up lol. ill be buying on any dips over the next few years.
>>62131519
>Trump to MSNBC: Our delegation in the talks with Iran will include Wittkoff and Kushner, but Vance will not participate for security reasonswars back on>>62131610dammit i figured this was going to happen and i thought about buying those stupid memeshit stocks. i figure it opens a window where people are alot more malleable to stimuli.
>>62131639Keeping Vance back home shows he's more serious now. War is getting ended soon. We'll pump again this week.
buy the monday dip. this is financial advice
>>62131650Tuesday will be the real dip, Trump will ramp up rhetoric before announcing the navy has withdrawn the blockade a few hours later.
>>62131563Just like accounts, ammareet!?
There is only one thing I believe in. And that is the TACO. TACOBROS WW@?
Bombing resumes on Wednesday
>>62131639>i figure it opens a window where people are alot more malleable to stimuli.I figure it'll just create more schizo homeless niggas sorting gravel on the side of the road
>>62131639Sending two jewish guys to negotiate on behalf of America with a country that can't stand jewish guys is the new shart of the deal?
Greatest peace deal ever will be announced at 8 am Monday.
>GRRR TIDDLYWINKS *FIDDLES BOWTIE* NO MORE MR NICE GUY!Leader of the free world is a corny redditor. Time to short.
>>62131667Iran hates Israel, not jewsthey said so themselves
>>62131519>TSLAIt’s gambling time
>>62131669>GRRR
Get drilling bitch.
Nega-TACO Tuesday, he TACOs out of peace and starts the war again.
>>62131678Uh??/smg/ told me europeans were all about being green and gay
>>62131656>Bombing resumes on WednesdayA bit earlier please, theta is killing me.And as expected; yesterday I thought stocks would puke monday. Now I start to think they will moon again.
>>62131686we are, darling
>>62131486Correct.I dont think we will see any sort of correction or sanity in the markets at least until tech earnings season.
>>62131678What's that ticker again anon
Last week I realized $2500 profit from short-term QQQ calls. In the same session, I also paid $2500 more for more short-term (expires after 4 trading days) calls, increasing my leverage even further.So, in the end I'll be slightly net negative? Because I won't sell them early eating a 80% loss if the probability is high that this escalation has no teeth. But they might expire worthless.
>>62131639>Witkoff and KushnerLord have mercy. A random hobo picked off the street could probably do a better job. These two are legitimately retarded, to the point every conflict they’ve been “”””negotiating”””” in had diplomats complaining that they don’t understand the very basics of what’s going on.
>>62131686UK did ban new north sea drilling permits for purely environmental reasons. read into that what you want.
>>62131682>bad taco>market drops 2-3%>good taco >market pumps 10%Perpetual motion machine has been achieved, equivalent exchange has been debunked, line only go up, buy buy buy
>>62131687Best I can do is Tuesday night
chat is this reali thought trump wanted a weak dollar
>>62131709you're assuming Trump isn't more retarded than the average 6 year old
>>62131699If it’s all profit and you let the next position expire worthless, you are break even not counting commissions
>>62131698There's a few. BP. AT. HBR. Will all benefit from any north sea announcement.
>>62131710Please do not assume my assumptions you sick fuck
>>62131519not sure of the best ways to play earningscan you buy options weeks ahead & sell them the day before to profit from more volatility? is that how that could work?>>62130552someone tell me about LLMs pls destroy my understanding of them
>>62131713AT? do you mean ATLA? atlantic petroleum?i like the chart but it's not easy for real people (US citizens) to buy
>>62131701I'm betting shortages will rapidly cancel that ban. Leading to big upside for those battered north sea oil players.
>>62131715you said "I thought Trump wanted X" which means you assumed that he isn't a moronTrump doesn't want anything, like any good whore he just wants attention
>>62131718Ashtead technology.
>>62131720>retards cannot desirethen you shall escape samsara easily
>>62131678That's a pump my baggies if ever I saw one. As soon as the oil starts stabilising again that'll be scrapped to the fuck it bucket before a single drop leaves the sea bed.
>>62131717That’s already baked in. Options will be losing value up to earnings because of time decay mainly. A popular strategy for harvesting earnings volatility is a calendar spread. You sell the near term and buy the same option dated further out. It profits if the option you sold gets crushed harder than the one you bought.
>>62131701There's a fairly limited amount of available oil left in those fields.Also, the UK is now on a new hot path to re-bond as closely as possible with the EU. Which is far more likely to increase climate control measures than it is to decrease them.
>>62131723oh thanksI don't like that chart at allI like HBR, schwab has it as HBRIY
>>62131650how can he dip
>>62131733>That's a pump my baggies if ever I saw one.It was hidden in an article about something else yesterday. Was lucky to spot it. Doubt too many are aware yet. I'm holding HBR currently just incase of this. It got destroyed 12% on trumps latest lies when oil dumped.
>>62131735>That’s already baked in. Options will be losing value up to earnings because of time decay mainly.ah shit :/makes sense>A popular strategy for harvesting earnings volatility is a calendar spread. You sell the near term and buy the same option dated further out. It profits if the option you sold gets crushed harder than the one you bought.might look into this, ty
>>62131719that would be smart. that ban was a terrible idea from day one and the UK paid the price.
>>62131741most of the time it dips upwards
>>62131748most of the time?
>>62131747>that ban was a terrible ideaI live in north east Scotland. That ban was brutal.
>>62131733>As soon as the oil starts stabilising again that'll be scrapped to the fuck it bucket before a single drop leaves the sea bed.Probably. The government are retarded. I'm just looking for a poompa when announced.
>>62131643Vance is leading the delegation. You are an hour behind the news >>62131670Ah yes, mudslimes say it so it must be true!
>>62131739when i think of bad energy policy i think of the UK and Germany. but they do like to bitch about high energy prices. if only bitching was literally energy.
>>62131746that's not true at all IV tends to increase the week of earnings. If you have strong conviction in an earnings beat you want to buy calls 2 or 3 weeks before earnings. I rode PL calls from 2.5 to 11 after last earnings.You can also sell csp the week of esp on major players that often tank -10% on release only to mostly recover the nexxt day but there's probably some math nerd with a bunch of fag words about why not do that
>>62131700You got any details on those complaints? Don't doubt, just curious
>>62131764aren't muslims super religious? that means they can't lie and they respect women and nonviolence
>>62131765oops idk where my image of him bitching about energy prices went lol! i dont feel like looking for it.
>>62131766He asked about buying options before earnings and selling them right before. I know you can make money on options through earnings lol.
>>62131505The important thing is consistency. Even if you are consistently wrong you can use that to your advantage.
>>62131755bad policy can do impressive things. germany shutting down their nukes is another example. unforced errors.
>>62131766>that's not true at all IV tends to increase the week of earnings.this i knewand then it drops after earnings are released, right?>If you have strong conviction in an earnings beat you want to buy calls 2 or 3 weeks before earnings. I rode PL calls from 2.5 to 11 after last earnings.pretty nice...i just wonder how much the drop in IV after release really matters, assuming you predicted whether up/down correctlyhow much does it eat into the profits?i guess not enough to matter if the price goes up/down significantly>You can also sell csp the week of esp on major players that often tank -10% on release only to mostly recover the nexxt day but there's probably some math nerd with a bunch of fag words about why not do thatnoted, tyty>>62131776this lolstill interesting though
WTI futures expire in 2 days
>>62131785Ooo. A shiny. >Saved
>>62131678By the time the permits are approved, licenses purchased, and contributions to BBC are final, this will all be over. Oil will be priced at whatever Trump wants and UK will be a third world mulim slum.
>>62131567THAT'S MY SURROGATE FATHER OF THE YEAR YOU'RE TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
>>62131785its got to beat beyond the predicted IV move to cash out. The value of options drop at next open as IV is repriced if it doesn't open outside of what IV was pricing in. At least that's what I understand but i'm kind of retarded. I'm too retarded to make any habit out of playing earnings, I just happened to see an opportunity with PL due to their previous performances and cooperation with the USMIC during the Iran SMO>>62131776fair enough
>>62131774He's a duplicitous tit. For many reasons.But one example is literally a couple of weeks ago he was talking about rejoining the EU (which will increase climate controls) and it was himself (this labour government) that introduced the ban on new drilling permits a year and half or so ago and here he is now complaining about high energy costs and how they're going to "fix" that.
>>62131785you might find this interesting>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW6MHjzxHpU
>>62131653If the beaches of the AI future are really covered in diamonds like debris and gold you pick right off the trees, then where is the transformative medical/physics discovery?Surely if someone with lawyer/financier tier intellect had access to the entirety of human knowledge and could think at inhuman speeds, there is 1 (one) thing we missed?
>>62131809thumbnail does look pretty enticing to my greedy layman assi will check it out ty>>62131799>I just happened to see an opportunity with PL due to their previous performances and cooperation with the USMIC during the Iran SMOhmmm>its got to beat beyond the predicted IV move to cash out. The value of options drop at next open as IV is repriced if it doesn't open outside of what IV was pricing in. At least that's what I understand but i'm kind of retarded.yeah that's my understanding tooit's annoying having to worry about IV, it's not something i have an intuitive sense for yet
>>62131810there's a different book by the guy that wrote Dune about AI. A crew of astronauts on a ship unlock real AI in the ship's computed and the ship instantly becomes god and does nothing to help humanity, it just spends a couple millenia tormenting people demanding they figure out how to worship it lol
>>62131810Ai (deepseek in this case) solved unsolved (or very lengthy) biological problems, like protein folding structures
>>62131810>The internet is basically just for a handful of nerds>Only investment banks own mobile phones>Why would I want to send an electronic mail when I can just post a mail>A 17" TV is more than enough>There's no point to digital TV when analogue already exists>Why would I want a computer based music player when I have a perfectly good CD collection>LLM are basically gimmicks <--- you are here>Who even does paperwork anymore>Remember the olden days when they used to have people doing this?>Why's my robo kitchen assistant only phase locked at 7.2GHz, my cortisol levels of totally about to nuke max any nanosecond agoYou must be very new to the tech game.
>>62131810>Surely if someone with lawyer/financier tier intellect had access to the entirety of human knowledge and could think at inhuman speeds, there is 1 (one) thing we missed?that's not what an LLM is obviouslydoesn't mean they're useless or "autocomplete", but keep it in mind, they're not AI in any sense>If the beaches of the AI future are really covered in diamonds like debris and gold you pick right off the trees, then where is the transformative medical/physics discovery?computer vision seems inevitably able to robustly automate a lot of medical shit, and probably other tasks in the worldnot LLMs but are neural networks, so they're under the same umbrella & both rely on similar hardwarei don't really know what to do with this info
>>62131669>another few days...>OR ELSEMight as well replay Frenchslop in the meantime. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKuO-KGwQ3M
America will end the ceasefire just to allow the Israelis to continue raping Lebanon.This is your warning. Do with it what you will.
making novel discoveries on their own is something LLMs would not be good at>>62131827those sort of problems are just very tedious problems, though, right? not really "discoveries" as such?there were similar systems which designed weird-ass optimized shapes for fusion reactors a few years agoseems like they'd be good for this but again, it's not really making novel discoveries, keep in mind the differencecorrect me if i'm wrong
>>62131804thats super funny
>>62131833>making novel discoveries on their own is something LLMs would not be good atThere's nothing stopping them churning through palletes of bioassays and chemical reactions.The pharmaceutical industry already does this just at a slower rate. They also don't tend to create entirely novel things, they tend to iterate on something that already exists or at least is already known to science.It's even true if art. A lot of artists iterate on other people's songs or image themes and styles.
>>62131810LLMs are better than most people here lol. ask people here a question and they yell "retard". they hallucinate more than LLMs also.
the fake and gay part of the AI bubble is not language models. its the infrastructure. just like every major tech bubble before it going back to railroads. AI is here to stay.
>>62131846>There's nothing stopping them churning through palletes of bioassays and chemical reactions.that's fair but you could say the same about a search engineit's significant, i'm not saying it's useless, i just think there's something missing from the idea of an actual autonomous intelligence making new discoveries, and this will always be a limitation of LLMs>The pharmaceutical industry already does this just at a slower rate. They also don't tend to create entirely novel things, they tend to iterate on something that already exists or at least is already known to science.fairi could see how it might be useful for that, wish i knew more about pharma shit>It's even true if art. A lot of artists iterate on other people's songs or image themes and styles.perhapsfor the comparison to a search engine, i think they could certainly help a person with some clear direction/ideas reach a discovery much faster than they would otherwisequickly getting an overview of a bunch of disparate information seems very helpfula good LLM with the right dataset might be a step above a search engine for certain tasks, but search engines will always have their place & i'm say they're getting bricked...
>>62131851>>ask people here a question and they yell "retard"Turns out the real trick to making an AI that passes the Turing test was to make people dumber
>>62131851>LLMs are better than most people here lol.it's dumb to compare them to people like i saidthat's like "an engine is better than most people here" like what the fuck are you on about>ask people here a question and they yell "retard". they hallucinate more than LLMs also.true but it's much harder to tell if/when an LLM is bullshitting you, unless you double-check everything it says, which costs some productivity for the user
the comparison to AI is only for the sake of scaring retards and governments into getting on board, but it's completely misleading to how the technology actually works, and only leads to getting tripped upi'm not trying to FUD or whatever i'm just telling you how the shit should be thought of
>>62131869>how the shit should be thought ofLine go up????
>>62131865>it's much harder to tell if/when an LLM is bullshitting youThat's only because people currently assume that because it's a computer, it's always correct. And the current models are designed for large scale user interaction in a general sense.I mean a comparable example is if someone walked into a room and there were several people in there that they believed where all totally above board PhD chemists and doctors, they'd tend to just automatic believe them even if they can out with some fairly whacky stuff.One interesting example of it is whether or not anywhere here could actually legitimately say for sure whether they think a LLM is responding to them in the thread or not. The reality at this point is they can't.
>>62131505Sheeeet you didn’t know? We gunna finna dab on dem speculators while printing nigga.Liquidity.It’s what economies crave bitch.Fuck you mean inflation pushes money into speculation and unproductive consumption?Read my lips pussy.What.Economies.Crave.
>>62131865i really dont care if you dont agree with me lol. go ahead yell retard. you only prove my point.
>>62131869>retards and there is it
Bloated Origin finally launches a rocket, and to deliver an ASTS sat to orbit. But bloated origin's rocket failed to acheive the correct oribt for the sat. FUUUUUUCK. ASTS should have gone with SpaceX
>>62131858>this will always be a limitation of LLMsIna similar manner, humans are limited by only being able to process information in a purely classical sense, at a biological, neuronal level; i.e. there's currently no known mechanism (or expected to be one) for a human or animal brain to function in a quantum state, because the conditions don't exist to create one inside someone's body.That's not true for an AI system though. It's almost a given that they'll be augmented with some level of quantum processing ability within the next ten to twenty years. Which will make them an entirely unique thing in terms of information processing. Regardless of what the outcomes of that are.
>>62131827I am not doubting for a second that AI plays directly into managements hubris in thinking that they are very much (DIRECTLY) responsible for a companies success instead of being indirectly responsible by creating the culture via hiring/firing, that they really believe it is their genius direction which reaps results instead of in spite of it, and that now management can simple get rid of the drones.But in reality this is not the case, the opposite is true in fact.
>>62131873perhaps, it depends>>62131874>One interesting example of it is whether or not anywhere here could actually legitimately say for sure whether they think a LLM is responding to them in the thread or not. The reality at this point is they can't.if anything that supports what i'm saying, it's very difficult to tell when a thing is making shit upi don't think the comparison to a bunch of people pretending to be PHDs is similar enough, for reasons i don't have the words for rn>>62131876>>62131879retard
>>62131891>Which will make them an entirely unique thing in terms of information processing.I.E no longer LLMs, right?which is cooli haven't heard about what ur saying but it's interesting
>>62131886this bald roid tranny did it on purpose didn't he
>>62131828thanks for including the cortisol level meme, i enjoy that one
>>62131548she looks better than 99% of usgo to the grocery store sometime, anywhere
Who wants to buy tesla at 300x PE if you can buy SpaceX at 800x PE?
>>62131909I enjoy that meme. I also enjoy this anons>>62131561penguin memes.
kpop etf vs weeb etf?
>>62131772>muslims can't lieTheir holy book makes it a religious duty for them to lie to non-muslims.
>>62131851As any /vst/ sperg playing EU IV makes clear even very small marginal gains in efficiency stack massively.AI is certainly useful for small agile teams, but for giga exhange listed corpos to abandon the search for tiny gains in speed/throughput by eliminating non bottom line/customer facing people to implement sloppier stuff fast for cash now is a silly move.
is AI + GPU the new fad?will coreweave 10x?
>>62131936I believe the same shit is written in the tora. As long as it benefits them its allowed.
>>62131939Which is why middle east wars are hilarious. They are both the same.
>>62131894I think AI is also often an excuse to dump full time employees and shift work to cheap contractors. They can say that AI allows the contractors to accomplish the same or more work than the existing employees, even if it doesn't in practice.More often than not the people making these decisions dont actually care about the quality of work, they just want to wring short term gains out of the company before they leave without making it obvious thats what theyre doing.
>>62131937The same is currently true of the robotics hype and it being hype. Currently.I mean as a for instance, there's absolutely no point buying a fleet of massively expensive, beta testing mode, clumsy, battery intensive robots to move items from point A to B in a factory when a conveyor belt with a pneumatic sliding arm or vacuum picker upper could do the same thing five times faster for one tenth the price; 24/7, year round.The smartest thing Amazon could do would be to just have some big overhead gantry thing that can pick the products up and load them on pallets on the back of a hgv with a removable cover. Like one of those grabber machines in an arcade.
Where do you guys park your cash? Just in a HYSA? R*dditors are convinced CASH.TO is the way to go, but its not CIDC insured so I question it desu. Might as well just go stable coins at that point for the much better yield rate, though I cant do that with money in tax sheltered accounts. Short term government bonds?
>>62131950I have some in HYSAs, some with my bank and some with the Goldman Sachs one. The rates are pretty god. GS is better than my bank, but my bank is more accessible in case I need it. I'd move some to my brokerage and put in a money market fund, but the rate difference and amount isn't worth it, I'd rather have the accessibility.
>>62131950I park mine in TQQQ and SOXL, and from now in I'm starting to buy QLD and USD. Going from 3x to 2x. Total portfolio $900k
>>62131950I use SGOV cause I use Schwab. But I’m considering switching to Fidelity.
>>62131950Sgov or spaxx
>>62131765I think the bans had the exact consequences they wanted. They just can’t celebrate about in public.
What is going on with oil? Temper tantrum?
>>62131958Marcus is a total cunt about getting money out. We had emergency fund there and it took 3 weeks for them to finally move it to Fidelity, after denying the transaction several times. Not talking a large amount of money here either. Fuck Marcus.
>>62131906>this bald roid tranny did it on purpose didn't heBezos, like his rocket, came up short.
I cannot understand why bears exist. How stupid do you have to be not to realize that in the 21st century the stock market cannot crash. IT LITERALLY DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. With not only the US but a sizeable chunk of the world staking their retirements on it, with the elites dependent on it for obtaining credit against their valuations, with humanity on the cusp of a technological revolution the stock market can only move up. Yet there are bears betting against it and losing, time and again quoting their shitty obsolete literature that stopped being relevant half a century ago. The stock market in 2026 is a surefire way to multiply your wealth, a vast reservoir of economic advancement you only need to tap into to better your life. This post is the best advice you've read on /biz/. Yet it is pearls before swine and the retard bears who insist on betting against themselves and losing money. So be it. Enjoy being LOSERS and your sad, fucked up lives.
Guys I’m scared. What if the second round of talks don’t go well, and Trump does bomb Iran’s core infrastructure?I’m sure he wouldn’t do it all at once, it will be phased.Markets would still react very badly, as it might be the start of a new refugee crisis and a perceived energy crisis.I’m thinking of selling tomorrow, as a Black Tuesday/Wednesday may be forthcoming.
>>62131950SPY. anything else is for trannies.
>>62131975Well, your first mistake is you're trying to use logic. Second, shut the fuck up and buy TQQQ
>>62131469BILLIONS MUST CRY(in the casino)
Oil is pumping hard. What is going on? O_o
>IRAN'S IRNA: IRAN REJECTED TAKING PART IN THE SECOND ROUND OF THE TALKS WITH THE U.S.
>>62131968Really?When I was unemployed, I was withdrawing each month for expenses. Never had any problems. I never did any huge transactions though.I have heard that the software for managing the savings accounts is total pajeet tier though. They wanted to offer checking accounts too, but could never figure it out... like... couldn't figure out checking accounts...
>>62131950SOXL for bull times SOXS for bear times
>>62131984where have you been every sunday for the last 6 weeksAxios will fix it by tomorrow morning
NIGGER MONDAY
I think it's pretty clear by now Trump is negotiating with a literally who Iranian who has zero motion with the actual button pushers aka the IRGC who are all in the caves and the ONLY person who can order them to stop is the Ayatollah, full stop. 2nd round of negotiations denied, oil bros we're back online
>>62131996But sundays at this hour we were usually preparing for the futures market opening. This is not good.
>>62132000i thought the ayatollah died, idk why
>>62131975I'd just say "that's diddly it, my short-term calls expire jack-less. Shucks, at least a new opportuniterino comes when the next Trump-Iran chimpout (verbal or actual), happens."
nothingbros whats gonna happen now?
>>62131948>The smartest thing Amazon could do would be to just have some big overhead gantry thing that can pick the products up and load them on pallets on the back of a hgv with a removable cover. Like one of those grabber machines in an arcade.i think they kinda do that in some facilities, they have a bunch of cubicles with an arm that moves them around or some shit
>>62131950>Some forensic chemistry literature references PCP samples remaining analytically intact after 20–30+ years in storage.Realistically anon there is only one asset with zero counterparty risk and which has zero regulatory risk of the government intervening to devalue it should it rival the dollar and drain liquidity- in fact they are constantly working to inflate the the price.Question is, you a real one or nah?
>>62132009EVERYTHING
>>62131990Yes. The handful of small transactions. I did went through fine. They just didn't want me close the thing and pretty obviously had mechanical barriers in place.
never forget that iran is basically a 4th world country with a really high literacy rate. their collage education is basically at best what you would expect from someone with a high school degree in the west. on top of that they are fanatic, religious fundamentalists. thats the kind of people the west is trying to make a deal with it. imagine trying to argue with a child who is driven by emotions. just saying, keep that in mind.
Also they definitely killed this guy or at very least imprisoned him.>Last tweet 2 days ago said the strait is officially opened>IRGC says its not and calls him a retard live on air
>>62132013bruh
>>62132016Interesting, thanks for the heads up
>>62132015it can't be
>>62131476>the straightopinion discarded
>>62132017>are fanatic, religious fundamentaliststhey're more cultural and racial supremacists than they are religious fundamentalists, as Persians have always been.
why is oil surging agin
>>62131975He will bomb a few bridges which creates great problems in a country where it almost never rains (they will just drive across the dry river beds). Even mentioning "bridges" in the context of the sandbox tells me he's preparing to not hit them hard. What he would do to solve the problem for real, is hit the IRGC navy bases on the islands and coasts of the Strait of Hormuz. Hunt down their fast boats, drone launchpads one by one. Do some electronic warfare to triangulate the radio stations they use to bully the passing ships, and take them out ffs.
>>62131950>cash
>>62131996>>62131988okay let's dip this shit >mfw missed the march 9 and april 1st dips
>>62131975Iranian infrastructure ETF when?
>>62132032iran rejected second round of peace talks and trump says hes gonna blow everything up if they dont accept a peace deal within the end of the ceasefire (tuesday)
>>62132018bullish desu he was mogging westerners way too hard
lmao fuck these faggotsjust fucking negotiate so we can move on already
CRDO
>>62132013You jest but stacking Kilos of yeyo in your basement is indistinguishable from doing the same along pmg schizo lines of thought.If the promised pmg schizo future which justifies continued investment at these prices comes to pass, owning the two will be functionally identical.
>>62131978VOO is better for buy and hold
>>62131974Bears look smart, bulls make money, buy EVERY dip
N's and J's .Buy minors.
>>62132050
>>62132018That guy was too westernized. He obviously wanted peace and bring the new and degenerate ideas from the west to Iran. Look at his mannerisms. Probably homosexual. Fuck it, he was the embassador in Japan. He's probably a weeb. Good riddance.
>>62132013>Not sheltering your cash in a white mans drug like methaqualone. (Quaaludes)NGMI
BULL may legit 5x
>>62132050Oil faggots and bears won? How fucking boring.War is going to end after Iran gets invaded anyways, so keep coping baggies.
>>62132059>File: IMG_6715.jpg (45 KB, 250x374)what the fuckthat happened?
>>62132087Yes, and the libtard Democrats all turned in their gold and reported and Republichads who didn't
So whats the deal with that whole thing where the impacts of the closure of the strait are delayed for America due to the time it takes ships to reach us? Are things still going to get way worse in like a week or was that just trolling
I was really tempted to post a Pic of the dump i took in this thread
remember this?bears are ALWAYS wrong
and they're ALWAYS lying
>>62132087Yeah. PMG schizos unironically think simultaneously that every problem with the USD is because we left the gold standard, despite the fact that same standard caused gold price fixing, confiscations, and massive government intervention to simultaneously allow for sound monetary policy while backing it with a FUCKING ROCK.
>>62132099i wouldn't have thought they could pull something liek that so early in the 20th century xd
>>62132103Every day the strait continues dribbling out like 8 ships instead of 150 is really bad for anyone not inside trading
>>62132109bears were "tariff" experts before becoming "oil experts". i wonder what they will become next!
>>62132118I believe the word you're looking for is "wealthy"
>>62132118midterm election experts
I saw a billboard on the interstate today for AI boner pills.
>>62132103chances are it's a "2 more weeks" trolli heard a guy say even the peak oil people aren't falling for it, which gives me confidence>>62132114hmmm...
>>62132118private credit experts
>>62132086>War is going to end after Iran gets invaded anywaysIran is a country of 90 million people 3x the size of Iraq fortified by mountains. Iran is larger than France, Germany, the United Kingdom, and Italy combined, you fucking retard.
>>62132122smarter bears for sure. i have never seen a bear post profits here.
>>62132133to be fair european countries are fucking tiny
>>62132118They're helium and urea experts now.
>conservative europoorfolio of 50% S&P500, 25% GOOG and 25% MSFTShould I sell it all when the eurofag market opens in a couple hours? Or would that be antisemitic? And what snack should I buy at the supermarkt to much on 2nite?
>>62132123>>62132126too true lmao
>>62132139yeah I believe they're experts in urea given how much they drink daily from us BVLLS
>>62132109If the shortages don't do anything that effects normies this week I'm going back in. Luckily I sold almost the top 6 weeks ago so I haven't missed a lot yet. Gas near here is back under $4 again which seems unlikely with a physical shortage. It's not like gas companies care about how hard they rape us at the pump.
>>62132139
>>62132138>to be fair european countries are fucking tinyfuck your own face
>>62132140>calls himself europoor>his entire portfolio is 100% USwhat causes this?you live in the continent with the highest quality of life in the world, great public services and negligible wealth inequality
>>62132147>>fuck your own face saar
>>62132155i hate the antichrist
>>62132151I lie a little bit about my poorfolio to stay anonymous. Some people I know may be lurking here. But at its core, my post is true.
well it's a good thing i post on /smg/ and not /smg
>>62132151muslims abusing our social welfare system, high taxes. the only reasons we have "neglibile wealth inequality" is because everyone who earns good money is taxed to death and the money goes straight into the pockets of perma unemployeed foreigners.
will microsoft hit its ATH anytime again? like within this decade?
>>62132166it might go up in the next several months when people realize their azure moneyprinter is still running
I'm really forward to markets reacting to strait of Hormuz being closed....again, after it not being open at all the whole time to then soar once any positive news arise. Honestly might just move to Cuba already.
BRK.B vs SPY 1 year chart
>>62132171>I'm really forward to markets reacting to strait of Hormuz being closed....again, after it not being open at all the whole time to then soar once any positive news arise. Honestly might just move to Cuba already.Not even your heroes actually move to Cuba anon. Maybe just stop getting your worldview from retards.
MSFT is on the verge of collapse. No one is happy with it anymore. Customers are pissed that Azure and the products are so unstable lately, shareholders are pissed the company has no direction and continues blowing money on AI stuff, leadership is pissed that no one below them can do anything right, and the employees in the middle and bottom are pissed that priorities change every few weeks and that everything is falling apart. The only people happy with MSFT are the pajeet employees who are just happy to have a job and a visa.
>>62132163close one fren! have another cuppa to celebrate your mental health
>>62132178Trump himself already mentioned they might stop by Cuba. Not that it means much, but it's not completely baseless.
I longed oil with leverage on Friday lol. THANK YOU BASED IRGC!
>>62132189Iran won't do shitClosing an open water way by military force goes against international law
the level of retarded gloating in /smg/ seems proportional to amount of shit about to hit the fan, up or down, it's weird
>>62132189Don't forget to close it before Axios, Walter Bloomberg and The Kobeissi Letter start posting all in caps on twitter tomorrow morning
>>62132193that's just how it be when things are volatile, ain't it?
>>62132165Sounds like we must be neighbours. Shall we leave this shithole?
>>62131444How come I haven't seen anything here about CAR? You guys think it will continue to run for a bit?
I can't wait to slurp Monday.
>>62132198I have been through this for the past few years. There is nowhere to escape to. Pretty much every western country suffers from the same problems. For us its muslims, for canadians its indians, for the us its something else. you get the picture. just stay in your own lil bubble and hope the world around you changes for the better.
Let's go
>>62132215saaar
>>62132213Iran finally figured out that Trump is lying, huh
>>62132215virus dont click
>>62131519What a boring week holy shit.
>>62132213>kobussy letter
>>62132215Why though?What would be the difference there and here?
All this hype... And tonight/tomorrow... Oil crab. Vix crab. Futs crab. Theta bleed.
>>62132208Reee I can't slurp much because IV is still elevated and I only buy options
>>62131548As a med european, to me American taste on women is weird as shit. Women that would be seen as goddesses here are seen as just above average there while women that you wouldn't even turn your head for here are considered sex symbols there.I've read that this is common when the two races are very different, because people generally like novelty and overrate the appeareance of races they are less used to seeing around, but it happens with white women as well so idk.
>>62132213>futures open in 4 hoursHmm. Why mention that? Is that meant to be somewhat connected?
>>62131605>>62131612It's not going to move that much because of those news. At irs current valuation, deals like that are already assumed to happen in the future and priced the fuck in.
Smiggers how are you feeling about netflix? They rent movies out.
>>62132239The kobussy letter is designed to pump 100% pure turd world copium into gay bear veins. My personal theory is that it's secretly run by Israelis who take the other side of their positions to make money off of retards, but I don't think making a few hundred bucks off retards that watch Jiang videos all day is worth it. Good humiliation ritual though, so maybe they're not doing it for the money.
>>62132231>>62132239>>62132213Remember OIL baggies and stupid bears... if opening future is green on OIL.... it will dump pre-market monday morning, and we will be green and giga pump again.or did you forget last weekend.... and the one before that topkek
>>62132244You mean that DVD by mail thing?
>>62132253Such a stupid idea, its never going to be profitable. What next, a shoe company cobbling together an AI?
anyone going long on nvidia? heard they make gpu's for gamers
What are "the bull" arguments for next week? The situation is still fucked and getting worse.It was still bad last month and the stock market has not reflected the material reality, but the market and material reality can't be disconnected permanently.
>>62132260Sure, why not? They just got off on the wrong foot.
>>62131919This feels like Thunderball Fantasy but with animal puppets kek.
>>62132264Market will ignore the war that it already priced in, and continue to pump.
>>62132263i <3 my gtx 1080ti :D
>>62132264What argument do you need? Just trust the plan
>>62132264>What are "the bull" arguments for next week?tons of huge SP500 companies will report earnings and give guidance.
>>62132264>but the market and material reality can't be disconnected permanently.
>>62132264Government could always just bring back covid lockdowns to drive down oil prices (I think asia is already doing this to some degree?). The supply issue isnt unsolvable, its just not easily solvable without governments first having to admit its a problem
>>62132264The argument is this:The pump so far has been unjustified nonsense.The market does not need justification to pump.It will continue up even though common sense says it should go down.It's just that easy.
>>62131937>but for giga exhange listed corpos to abandon the search for tiny gains in speed/throughput by eliminating non bottom line/customer facing people to implement sloppier stuff fast for cash now is a silly move.Those kinds of corporations have been doing this for over a decade now by offshoring work to india and south east asia, and the industrial titans from pre-tech times did the same by offshoring manufacturing to china.If it makes short and medium term sense, the corporations will do it, long term consequences be damned.
>>62132264Things are about the same as they were previous week. Strait still closed, ceasefire still in effect with endless barrage of social media posts losing effectiveness and market's been already soaring, so why not continue?
bears do know its earnings season right?
>>62132264>The situation is still fucked and getting worse.Iran is in a chokeholdThose guys what decided not to go to negotiations? They can very easily die this week, there is nowhere to hide America can't reach. The next batch will be all smiles and will say please and thank you sir
>>62132284
>>62132264>What are "the bull" arguments for next week?Glorious TACOs
>>62132253Thats the one.
>>62132253nah the money laundering program
>>62132264As a fully capitulated bear, who gives a fuck? I'm buying.
NEW>>62132283>>62132283>>62132283
>>62132264It's a bullshit twitter war.
I have half a mil and I just got through my first year as a litigation associate. All I think about is quitting. Sometimes winning a motion is fun but I'm so stressed its unreal. I'm living at home and stacking bread but I think I'm fucking stuck doing this shit. What is the way out anons.
> Weekend OILhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCS0kq5ynDg
>>62132317>What is the way out anons.be opportunistic & find another way to make money lolit depends on your life and current situation, people you know, local area, etc
>>62132151Just look at the list of highest market cap european companies. It is almost all infustrial titans from the post-ww2 era. Europe has missed the boat on industrializing every technological innovation since the 1980s. Why the fuck would anyone invest on this continent?Also>highest quality of life in the world, great public services and negligible wealth inequalityAs other anons said, wealth inequality is low because the system is made to force everyone into roughly the same income and quality of life.That's alright when the quality of life is good or at least improving, but it is falling off a cliff across the entire continent.Same goes for the public services which are all getting way worse and are veibg maintained by taking in debt at a pace that everyone knows is not sustainable but no one wants to be the ones to stop it.Europe has 10ish good years left until governments start being forced to choose between painful solutions to deal with the issues that aren't being adressed at the moment.America is an ultra capitalist corporate hellscape with no safety nets, but it is still the "land of opportunity". There's always some way you can climb up the socioeconomic ladder until you are shielded from most of the bad parts of the country.In Europe, if the ship goes down, you go down with it. There's no way out unless you are old money or part of the political class.
>>62132317Is the half a mill from inherittance or from your income? If the latter, then just slug it out for 5 or so years and retire somewhere cheap or get a more chill lower paying job to pay the bills while your 2-ish millions compound.
>>62132236There is no diff between Amerilards and Poors, we both like naturally blonde big titted breeding hipped bimbos the most.
52 minutes for the >futuresto open.
