taco hazard edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62134336
>LWLG>ONDS
my oil shorts are fucked
> nows
SOXLSTILL NEW ATH EVERYDAY
Alright HOODsisters, be straight up with me:What’s the likeliHOOD(heh) that any of this shit will 6000000x in 5-10 years?
Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards!
>The US Government has begun refunding up to $166 billion in tariffs charged under President Trump after the Supreme Court ruled the policy unlawful.>Beginning today, businesses can file claims through a new customs system.>Over 330,000 importers across 53 million shipments are expected to be eligible.>Once approved, refunds plus interest will be paid within 60 to 90 days.I'm surprised it's only 53 million shipments for close to 166 billion. Seems a bit steep so maybe they're not actually refunding near that amount.
HEY NOW, HEY NOW!HEAR WHAT I SAY NOW!HAPPINESS IF JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!
How do I invest in funkopops?
I'm going to eat a crab salad sandwich for lunch just to spite the market today.
WTFWT
>>62135151Are they going to make us give back our tax cuts boss?
>check CAR>it's still up top kek
>>62135155
scamwicks on the spy noweverything is trading like a shitcoin lmao
That candle on SPY had the kind of volume where it's like somebody with a ton of money invested in the ETF just noped the fuck out of the market boss.
Forget the piano. Should I use my gains to buy a home organ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7wS7h94n_I
I'm such a retarded fuck, I paid my taxes twice.
Bobos back in town
>>62135162>everything is trading like a shitcoin lmaoActual good companies like KMB are holding steady and slowly marching up and to the right. Stop investing in bad companies and you'll get more consistent returns.
>>62135168im a poorfag so i got bessentbux
WHAT IS GOING ON? WHY IS OIL PUMPING AND THE S&P FALLING?
>>62135162the shitcoinening of the market since covid will have terrible ramificationsyou just know some of these stocks are as bad ponzi schemes as alt coins
hope you prepared thy anus anon...
My folio just took a precipitous drop. What happened?
This whole FOMO move will be retraced to gap fill around the 6615 level
>>62135173The market is realizing the ceasefire was fake all along
>>62135173Just phoned Donny and Bibi because I needed a dip, they said sure.
S&P is heading to 6650
TRUMP HAS DEMENTIA???
TIME TO SLORP
>>62135155babe if you're upset you just need to tell me why and i'll work on making it better.>>62135166we just sold our upright and i'll get you whatever you want. how about a vibraphone?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB7ixfPbvYA
>>62135173They are harvesting my anus for exit liquidity
>>62134838>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
So is this going to be the daily V, or is it genuinely falling?
>>62135191thats a marimba you fucking retard.
>>62135194
This is all because Trump wouldn’t let Jerome finish the upgrades to the Fed building
That scam wick liquidated my position
>>62135194Genuinely. Lowkenuinely even.
>>621351947100 magnet methinks
Trump is considering lifting the blockade! Oh happy days
BARON SOLD, FLY, YOU FOOLS
>>62135191will this help me vibe trade the markets better?
>>62135202You misspelt lowkirknuinely
>>62135206We’re just gonna leave. Regime changed. Strait opened. America wins.
what are the financial implications of having a fat cock
buying opportunity
>>62135206TRUMP PLEASE TWEET IT OUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE MAKE THE NEWS GOOD SO WE PUMP
>>62135210i wouldnt go that far m90
>>62135151Has there even been a court order to refund yet? Trump probably wants to hurry up with dispersing refunds in order to stimulate the economy before the midterms
Lmk when we bottomed I need to buy back in
>>62135210maybe he meant Lowkirkentologicalockedinlowstate
DRAAA I'M NOT FUCKING LOOKING
AXIOS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
This is the dip you all wanted buy now
>The United Arab Emirates has opened talks with the U.S. about obtaining a financial backstop in case the Iran war plunges the oil-rich Persian Gulf state into a deeper crisis, U.S. officials said.>U.A.E. Central Bank Gov. Khaled Mohamed Balama raised the idea of a currency-swap line with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Treasury and Federal Reserve officials in meetings in Washington last week, the officials said. The Emiratis emphasized that they had so far avoided the worst economic effects of the conflict but might still need a financial lifeline, the officials said.>Emirati officials haven’t made a formal request for a swap line, which would give the U.A.E. central bank inexpensive access to dollars to support its currency or shore up its foreign reserves in case of a liquidity crisis. In talks with the U.S. in recent days, they have portrayed the proposal as preliminary and precautionary, the U.S. officials said.>But they have also argued that it was President Trump’s decision to attack Iran that entangled their country in a destructive conflict whose effects may not be over, some of the officials said. Emirati officials told the U.S. officials that if the U.A.E. runs short of dollars, it may be forced to use Chinese yuan or other countries’ currencies for oil sales and other transactions, some of the officials said.https://archive.is/75jzE
there are no scam wicks, only scam positions
>>62135218He wants no such thing. His advisors are using the tariffs to patch up the budget which is more of a running joke now. He immediately put up another 10% blanket tariff but that's temporary and expires in July.
rip to that smigga that bought SOXL calls today
>>62135230it's amazing how many tickers are just shitcoins disguised as etfs
DEPLOY THE MINI V RECOVERY
>>62135229The Gulf states financed Kushner's acquisition of EA and Ellison's acquisition of Warner Brothers, so it's only fair payback if the US taxpayer has to finance the Gulf states
>>62135115Read your own post againWhat does that tell you
>QQQ now 0.8%Techbulls I don't feel so good right now
>>62135169Strait's closed
>>62135233SCOTUS has already determined that the tariffs were illegal, so the money needs to be returned; the only remaining question is when.
>>62135251Sandisk was just added to QQQ, how much further does Sandisk have to run?
>>62135251Trvst....
My VIX call spread finna do a lil sum
>barely down .5%nice dump nerds
>>62135251>bet you regret your choices now techtranny
I think I recognize this pattern. The same shit happened last month when the whole war of American aggression started boss.
>>62135169>>62135252>bobo's back in town
SELL REDDIT SELL
Bought the dip as usual.Magic mango won’t disappoint!
I am surprised the market is down considering Tehran just re-opened two airports, if Iran was about to go back to war why would they do this? This signals a deal is about to be struck
>>62135254>Customs and Border Protection said successful applicants can expect refunds, as well as any applicable interest, to be paid in 60 to 90 days.
Cool now I get to finance Israel AND the UAE
>>62135269Those two airports are going to be closed for renovations as part of the US/Iran Infrastructure deal boss.
>>62135266I'd be shorting reddit on principle but i vowed to never emotion trade again
>>62135269yes this is defiantly being over looked and i am someone who is bullish on oil
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO PRESERVE YOUR CAPITAL, THE BIG EVENT IS GOING TO BE HUGE, GIGANTIC, THE BIGGEST WE'VE EVER SEEN. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN ANON, YOUVE BEEN WARNED.
Looking to sell a put with 1900 collateral. Shill me a stock.
>>62135154There used to be a link for that but most anons delete it now. I knew it would come in handy someday. Check the bant /smg/ thread. It’s still there.
This dip is so lame I actually took a position in TECS just for the day so I can scrounge a few hundred dollars. Pathetic. Not worth buying long yet.
>>62135260>under 20yawn
Donald pump.... please. .. we need a relief truth post... Donald pump if you here us... Donald pump... pump my bags... Donald pump...
>>62135257>how much further does Sandisk have to run?i think the female series holders at invesco would know better than some CHUDS...
>>62135269The IRGC clearly doesn't care what that government wants to do so nobody knows what is going to happen.
>>62135276It's never going to stop pissing me off that reddit>Had a successful, hot IPO >Literally gave shares to the users with the most pointsI'm sick to my stomach that fat moderator fucks have been genuinely financially rewarded for their habits. >>62135279My stop loss triggered a while ago so we can go ahead and dump. But movement today looks like standard cause-and-effect shit about will they won't they escalations like we've been seeing.
>sold down a bunch when I was green>now market is redI unintentionally timed the market, nice. All I was trying to do was to get ready to transfer shares away from Fidelity now that they aren't universally commission free
Jerome just shot bobo. Crash is over
>>62135279generational baggies will be created
well...i fomoed at the top with a x15 leverage thinking it will go even higher. i beheemed myself like a retard
instant recovery
>>62135237Thanks, but I'm good.
>>62135135AND THE V HAS LIFTED OFF
>>62135296upvotes = free stock???and I'm here trying to get (You)s for FREE like some kinda janny???
Bulls got bailed out by Axios. Classic.
>>62135279no i will let the casino close my position
>>62135280I'm also thinking of just buying NVDA or some shit. Two years ago it was around $80. I wanted to get into accumulating gpu stocks a few years ago but I used to be so shit at saving money. I'm slightly more responsible now so I can afford it but I'm worried I'm a bit late to the party.
>>62135321based
>>62135320Don’t fight the market anon. Line WILL go up
IRGC affiliated media has said they are still not planning to attend negotiationshttps://xcancel.com/Tasnimbrk/status/2046236586111557730#m
>>62135270Yes? 60-90 days is well ahead of the midterms.
beyond insanity
>>62135329Guessing they saw the fuck off huge us army airlift coming into the middle east and realized what comes next
donald pump please save us
>>62135334Cope and Seethe
If you forgot to sell the top, the market is giving you a second chance.
>market chimps out and hard reverses every time it goes down .2%Logically I feel like this shouldn't end well but logic flew out the window a couple weeks ago
DVPLOY THE V
I think these negotiations are in fact Our Leader's greatest blunder. Only a stupid fucking liberal would actively seek to negotiate with terrorists boss.
>>62135209it couldn't hurt. when pythagoras found people with troubles, he would sing to them to fix their problems.>>62135196in my picture, but that is a vibraphone in the vid. a marimba is made out of wood and has a different timbre.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXmiVo3jjdw
ISHYGDDT
>>62135329They would have been killed if they had attended the """negotiations"""
>>62135313Glad you’re okay
Did axios say something?
>>62135344shes stalling captain, cant take much more
Why is everything going down today?
>>62135355cuz i fomoed anon
Donald make the tweet
>>62135349it got worse when they scrolled up
>>62135348>implying i opened the videoI didn't open the video boss.
>>62135320The news wouldn't just write stories that confirm their existing beliefs, that would be unethical.
Is the blockade leaking?
I’m panican
Trump to Fox News: An agreement with Iran will be signed tonight>Trump to Fox News: An agreement with Iran will be signed tonightTrump to Fox News: An agreement with Iran will be signed tonight>Trump to Fox News: An agreement with Iran will be signed tonightIT'S OVER>IT'S OVERIT'S OVER>IT'S OVERIT'S OVERKEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62135364How can trump going to sign an agreement with Iran, when all the iranians are dead boss?
>>62135361if this is true then no wonder irans (reportedly) not feeling the pressure to negotiate at the moment LOL
Trimmer here. You should trim.
>>62135365
it begins
>>62135364nice, buying the oil dip
>>62135349>-3,460%
>>62135367does an agreement need to actually be signed? can't he just say one has been signed?
W formation incoming
>>62135369I highly doubt the US government is less informed than some random xitter account
Is there a career mor ambitious than smoking meth and collecting scrap.Thinking of quitting law to take that on.
>>62135375Shit, someone leaked his 500IQ plan?
It's over
>>62135375yeah he can say whatever, and he will
Is it worth buying only 100 shares of a stock you know will go up? I've exhausted my money other than a couple thousand dollars buying up different stuff so I won't be able to buy as much as I like.
>>62135151that's pretty funny
>>62135364I am buying back oil when we cross 90$ again brent
>>62135375Can't he just forge Ghalibaf's and Araghchi's signature?
>>62135375For it to be binding? Yes, it also gives each side a chance to claim victory
why dont we take over iran? like make it america at home. what are they gonna do about that?
>>62135380There's being informed and then there's willful ignorance.
>>62135309Where would one get a x15 etf? Looks like I have some reading to do.
>>62135375agreements /= contracts
>>62135375He already did that on friday I don't think it'll work again
>>62135398>willful ignorance.but whaie would they do that?
>>62135390which stock?
>>62135364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1onLwdJ88
>>62135392why not buy now? not as far down when it dumps another 10% on an allcaps twitter headline from an anonymous source
Bro wtf is this?It was going up..
>>62135408because I sold this morning at this level
>>62135380>Doesn't even know who tankertrackers areYeah, you're an ignorant nigger who needs to shut their mouth
i can't buy SPY calls until my deposits clear
>>62135361Iran linked can mean anything. But in general I think Iran is a very naive country and it will take a few more hits before it realizes that trump is willing to betray anyone he can to win. I think that's why you guys have another chance to sell everything.
>>62135402Politics. The Republican Party through Bush Sr. negotiated with the Mullahs to hold the Hostages through the election in 1980 to deny Carter a badly needed W that year. >>62135401How many times has he done that in the last month?
>>62135422He wanted to airstrike them in the negotiating building. But the goyim don't yet know which is why you have another chance to sell.
>>62135424>Iran linked can mean anything!>Why do 397 tankers that have links with Iran sanctioned? Nobody knows! It can mean anything!Kill yourself
>Trump says strait is open>oil crashes 15% >turns out strait is not open and the situation is getting worse>oil up 5.5%Make it make sense.
>>62135436Why are*
>>62135403Whatever, I'm too poor to make use of it right now anyway. It's USAR
>>62135434this webm makes me really sadit's like worse than watching gore videos, idk why
Here we go, here comes the V
STOP FUCKING NOTICING!!! (bearish or bullish?)
>>62135443Nothing has changed in Venezuela, what's he talking about?
>>62135397As I understand it, if you're an American, the weather in the Middle East is quite bad, with a strong tendency toward "missile rain"
>>62135443>the goylem thinks it doesn't have "Emet" stamped on its foreheadcute
>>62135443>the didn't force me to suck their dick!>I did it because I wanted toolmfao. about to go all in on 3x
It’s over
>>62135446They're selling oil to the US now and not China, they also can't be used to host weapons that can be used against the US(Cuban missile crisis)
>>62135446>what's he talking aboutNothing. He's just rambling
>>62135229>he thinks the Arabs asked for thisKek just like the request for peace talks drafted by the Pakistan PM referring to himself in the third person.
>>62135421In comparison with US intelligence, yes it's some random xitter account to me
So what's the deal with all these dead scientists and shit boss?
>>62135459Mossad wants all Goyim with an IQ over 100 dead.
>>62135441
can we just finish this 3000 year old war already.this week would be good
>>62135446Yes it did. Venezuela now has to pay the troll toll and put oil revenue into the US Treasury, lest unfortunate incidents befall the ships carrying Venezuela's oil
>>62135470someone really needs to come up with a final solution to this problem
>>62135316LAUNCH FAILURE
>>62135458US outsources its intelligence to private firms all the time, TankerTrackers are a maritime intelligence company, they're widely used and considered the best in the business, apparently the US government is somehow infallible or incompetent depending on when it suits people, US intelligence has never failed, nope, not at allNeck yourself
So, we going up to green eod today after all this read?
>>62135470Trump just needs to build a hotel in Jerusalem and the war could end the next day
YOU WON'T NEED TO STRIVE FOR GREATNESSBELIEVE IN MEEEETHAT YOU DON'T NEED TO SUFFER FROM ANYTHINGNO MOOOOOOORE
>>62135432>How many times has he done that in the last month?No ways he's that retarded though he does it again on cooldown
Who gonna play Trump in the movie about how we won world war 3?
>>62135486>I WANT TO BELIEVE!
FUG
>>62135469:D
>>62135494lmfao
>>62135482Part of the nuclear deal better be Our Leader Towers in Tehran and Shiraz boss.
Reminder the US only started to swap oil from the strategic petroleum reserve with oil producers who will give back the equivalent lent by 2028 this month and it's expected to run through May, this has helped keep the price of WTI suppressed
>>62135513I guess they thought it was a good price then, huh?
>>62135170Uhm that chart is literally going down and to the right for an entire year and at best sideways since at least 2017... How are you this delusional?
>>62135513>using the strategic petroleum reserves to keep gas prices low into an election year.If it would keep gas prices low, why don't we do elections every year boss?
>>62135361Trump's clitty is leaking
>>62135513explain to me like im a 6 year oldis that good or bad
>>62135523>is that good or badFor whom?
>>62135522bro that one is unironically NOT ok.
>>62135494fucking retard lol
>>62135523He’s talking out of his ass, ignore him
What is this chinese penguin shit?
I’m up around 3% today how is everyone else doing
>>62135538i dont know but its cute and i hope anon posts more
>>62135494kek
Slightly down today so far, but my oil hedge is down too. This doesn’t make sense
I keep coming back to that $286/barrel Sri Lanka paid for a prompt delivered cargo. Sri Lanka thought the war would end soon, so there's no reason to commit to buying overpriced oil ahead of time.A trader bought the oil instead.The war didn't end.The trader brought the oil to Asia and sold it to Sri Lanka at $286/bbl because it was prompt.The traders are pocketing the differential between the artificially suppressed headline price and what Asian buyers are willing to pay for a prompt cargo already shipped to their doorstep.Imagine the bonuses.
i'm getting bored with the ceasefire bros. either nuke thee niggers or move on. I doubt anyone would even care if the usa just left and acted like nothing happened.
>leave schizo market general for hour>treat self to fried eggs, sirloin and potatoes>nothing happened
up 2% today but i can't sell anything withu a day trading penalty till tomorrow so idkwould've bought SPY calls expiry 3 days but my deposits haven't cleared
>>62135538It's literally called Goo goo ga ga, not making this up
>>62135535Why do the most clueless niggers always say shit? Where do you get your false sense of confidence you fucking faggot cunt?https://archive.is/ssZ7Dhttps://archive.is/VasqZ
>>62135513Reminder also that everytime we empty it we damage it and it can only be done a few more times. It's supposed to be an absolute worst case "we're in world war 3" situation
>>62135559>gugu gaga
>>62135560You lost tranny
goo goo gaa gaa im -2% today im retarded goo gaa gaa..
>>62135561Meanwhile, Japan's strategic petroleum reserve is just floating, so it can be easily moved onto where oil actually needs to go (ships).You can just do things.
>>62135566As I thought, completely clueless faggot talking shit, kill yourself nigger
>>62135561A lot of our SPR is actually floating around the middle of the oceans on unlisted tankers to control the global supply.
>>62135561We're in ww3
>>62135529about half of the new ones are like that. some are way worse
Why does the US even need a spr when we are exporting oil now, just drill more lmao
>>62135522hey, anon, we like to keep /smg/ family friendly, so i'm going to have to issue you a warning, okay?do better>>62135558lol just sell you retarded bear cuck
>>62135568>10 $50,000 drones fly in
>>62135520You might be onto something there
>>62135360> older women are in demand by younger men> The news wouldn't just write stories that confirm their existing beliefsThis is actually true, for a hagchad like me. I've been treated well by the early-mid 30s girls I've spent time with. If fate allowed it, I would move in with an ambitious aspie career woman in Asia who has little social life, and knock her up if I could.
>>62135578These creep me out because I'm too used to bait and switches where it'll randomly get gorey
>>62135580how am i a bear wtf
>>62135579Explicitly to prevent oil price shocks from sudden supply crunches like what we're seeing in the Gulf right now.
Alright, I realized my loss on my QQQ calls to fight another day.
Is this whole war just a panic response to foreign stocks killing it last year? Does Trump just want American companies to have better returns than foreign companies, and that's why he's hitting global energy since he knows America will still have relatively cheap and abundant energy no matter what happens in Asia?
>>62135592>1pbtid>begging the question formati'm thinking shill/bot
>>62135592You’ve added an extra zero onto trumps IQ that doesn’t exist trying to explain shit.
wtf is BlackBerry’s problem anyway?
>>6213559810?
Also the 172 million barrels to be released from the SPR accounts for 41% of current reserves, this will be used up by the end of May so if Trump does decide to release the remaining 59% or 243 million barrels that will only last 3-4 months
Ceasefire is ending on Wednesday evening. I hope the market doesn’t react badly
>>62135601>BlackberryGODS
>>62135607Don't worry the negotiations are planned for Tuesday(The ceasefire will be extended even if Iran doesn't attend)
lmao bears said there was going to be a massive crash today?where is it?
>>62135552>You have 17 new voicemails from “Benjamin”. Press 5 to call. Press 1 to avoid another sniper. Press 3 if you don’t want those pictures of kids you fucked leaking….
>>621356152 more weeks
there's always these stocks that blast double digits, is there a signal that this is gonna happen on market open?
>>62135548Maybe time to sit in cash for a few days. And watch.
>>62135148wait a minute, Revolut isn't publicly traded right? are there plans for an IPO?
i assume the bear who was buying XLF puts is dead now
>>62135550No one thinks the war is going to end soon.If they thought the peace talks would be fruitier, they wouldn’t have sent their oil tankers en masse twice the distance to get to the US, taking 60 days to get there vs like 20. The markets will go up in any case thanks to printing.Until Mr Bobo arrives of course.
>>62135622no and no one on /smg/ who is an insider if there are any anymore will tel you because this place is gay as fuck.
>>62135628But money is always printing...
>>62135622Yeah. Nancy Pelosi bought some 5 weeks before.
>>62135628>Until Mr Bobo arrives of course.Google maps says he's 2 weeks awayit said the same thing 2 weeks ago funnily enoughIt's almost like you tranime doomer incels are always wrong
>>62135628if peace talks were fruitier, who is the fruitiest negotiator we could send?
>>62135628The ships cost money to just sit still in the ocean. They set out for the long way around as soon as it kicked off.
>>62135628Recessions are always announced after the fact but have you seen even a glimpse of any slowdown IRL?I live in Europe and I haven't seen anything. Literally no effect so far, except I pay 100€ for gas every month instead of 70€. Big fucking deal. People are spending like crazy, shops and restaurants are packed, summer holiday prices are insane, all the good spots fully booked - rents, house prices, car prices, used car prices all sky high. I don't see Mr. Bobo anywhere.
>>62135633Not like this, not fed pump Fannie and Freddy pumping FDIC pumping and SLR rule changing.You can see it ongoing as the dollar dumps against the Shekel and Brazilian Real. The Japanese Yen thing was probably manufactured to support, and Euro will always be taken care of by the treasury, but you can see they can’t hold it off everywhere. Fridays DXY dump was reality cracking through for a peak.
>>62135628>>62135550I don't understand why your thesis is that it will get worse if the blockade of Hormuz continues. The initial shock is over. The longer the blockade of Hormuz continues the less relevant it will become to supply lines
We need a bear market so i can buy cheapies, ok?!
>>62135637Obvious choose. >oooh achmed. You can bury that big dirty rod in my hole.
>>62135645all i can think off is that the last tankers from pre-war just arrived in europe not long ago, then you have reserves and so on.unironically 2 weeks, if there isnt a TACO of course.
>>62135628>No one thinks the war is going to end soon.The markets think the war will be over by the end of April, there's dozens of articles about this featuring talks with market strategists, hedge fund managers and economists, this is the current consensus
>>62135581KEK
>>62135645This guy turns on the news. Sees there’s a catagory 5 hurricane due to hit his American balsa wood house in 48 hours. Looks out the windows and sees it’s sunny. Calls meteorologists panicans. He is of course, an idiot. Like most whores and fools. He likes others to know it too.
>>62135653One such article as an example, you can search for many others that say the same, the market is pricing in an end to the war by the end of Aprilhttps://www.barrons.com/articles/sp-500-stock-market-iran-war-08226eac
>>62135651>nuclear waste>challengeOur nationwide waste, if stored in one spot, is the size of a football field. They are stored in the safest containers known to man and will last for hundreds of years and require zero maintenance lol
>>62135648My thesis has nothing to do with the real world. There are many Bobotastic facts to consider but ultimately the real world does not cause the arrival of Mr. Bobo (Sr.). Real world concerns only summon bobo the younger.Only a long term and lasting destruction in confidence in markets can do that.Belief is the thing as I have said many times.
>>62135660
>>62135648The shock hasn’t even hit. They are running down emergency reserves to cushion everything. But airlines in Europe are being as clear as they can without panicking people or shareholders. >Supplies of aviation fuel cannot be guaranteed of situation continues into May.
>Whole portfolio green except oneBullish or Bearish?
>>62135669>The shock hasn’t even hit.Two more weeks, right?
>>62135621why hands look like that
>NokiaThe steady compounder
>>62135667>goyim search trendsIf you had just bought VOO when you started larping as an anime troon you'd be up 6%
>>62135674So what? You think Ryanair is making that up? Are you fictionally stupid or is it’s just performative ? Even if it all wrapped up today. We are going to see an acute contractive supply even now. And not just oil.
>>62135681>VOOFUCKINGGODS
I feel a TACO coming this evening.
>Sandwich chain Jersey Mike’s confidentially files for IPObros
>>62135681>goy goy goy!Your revitagoylo isn’t real uncle Epstein, you’re not a Jew
>>62135683> RyanairLmao bro I do not care what you yurotards think. Your entire continent is mismanaged by cuckold bureaucrats
>>62135690While yours is managed by an orange clown.
>>62135686the one time I went there they made me clarify that I actually wanted a number 1 "mike's way", not a half italian with everything, before completing my orderbearish
>>62135601after years I'm almost not a BB baggie anymore. Only a few thousand $, but I refused to sell.
>>62135692You need to gb2/r/eddit
>>62135686It's been ruined by private equity for a while now. Nowadays they sell more bread than they do actual sandwiches.
>>62135690>Yo duuude. Dont give me like. Useful financial information that I or any sane investor know you can synthesise into a world model and help you make sound decisions that lead to gains. Do you know how I know your a penniless /pol/ tourist?
I CAN'T PUMP
>>62135628Goi, why not trade shipping container futures then you dumb fuck? Let the goyim deal with the real world.
>>62135653>the consensus is that you should continue buying the things we sellKekhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkbdjetlY8
>>62135699post your gains
>>62135621>You have now to kiss the hand of the king
>>62135695Using Rich Pianna's body like that is a crime. Whoever made this edit going to h*ll.
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>>62135701NIIIIIIIIGGERRRRRRRSSSS
>>62135621Those hands have to be a sign of liver or kidney disease or at least heavy alcohol abuse. Wtf is going on here?...
>>62135704xd
Here comes to meltup into green eod lmao
>>62135709Order 66
>>62135695Where the miga came from when they got banned there?Nope.
>>62135699I'm not sure Americans understand the scale of ryanair.
>>62135674look up how long it takes ships to reach their destinationI'll do it for youTo Asia>Average round-trip time: 45–55 days To Europe >Average round-trip time: 50–70 days
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>>62135779And how many days has it been since the strait was blocked? 51 days
>>62135592This war has been predestined since 2001, shut your goy ass up.
>>62135779>>62135783Nothing but bad news every day. Why would the market be down?
