biggest nothing burger edition>I'm a poor bobo incel who wants to bitch and moan about the strait of hormuz and sandwars>>>/pol/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62135135
short oil
EARLY BAKE NIGGERS
> nows
1A is so gay, sand niggers shouldn't be allowed to have twitter accounts.
>>62135702Everyone please avoid and ignore that mentally ill anime troon bear. They are the gayest poster in /smg/ right now and you don't want to catch their super AIDS.
Buy coffee
>im too smart to get on the boat
>>62135718kek this
Agreement with Iran to be signed tonight. Load up on calls if you want ez money!
How much longer before something happens?
MICRON YOU BITCHBASTARD DO SOMETHING
Mr Bobo is on his way to see you.All of you will attend the party. He has come such a long way.I hope that you all have your party hats ready.
>>62135727earnings season is going well
>>62135726Now THIS is a bot post.
Vance never even left for Pakistan. No chance of talks. Truce ends Wednesday. But expect something as early as tonight or tomorrow. Gotta get the element of sneak in these days. Keep Shapiro and Levin happy.
>>62135702I need an advice - do you think that the space stocks still have a lot of room to go? I also think whether I should put around 20k into LUNR or should I spread it evenly between LUNR, RKLB, ASTS and PL? I sold LUNR for a 8k profit predicting that people will start cashing in after such a pump but these fucks just keep going. I'm also a bit afraid of them diluting after such a run up.
>>62135702>I need to hijack OP posts to seethe about bobos every single day of the weekIs this retard ever going to stop seething, it's embarrassing
>>62135702Just want to say that the picture of the Sun in this OP is really cute!
>>62135734>da j0000z!Seek help
>>62135721Literally fake news. Tech still can't pamp.
>>62135718explain yourself or no, i won't
>>62135735idk about LUNR, but get some RKLB
>the nasdaq streak looks to be overThe bears have won.
>>62135748HOWEVER
>>62135741Very good. 100 shekels have been routed to your account.
>>62135743You know which anime avatar troon I'm talking about. I don't need to explain further then even that on why you should avoid that gay attention seeking weirdo.
Is today a good day to exit? this shit can't go on forever
>Straight closed: oil doesn't rise>Fake opening: oil dumps>Straight now really closed: oil does nothing>Fake maybe hope that it will open: oil dumpsIf this continues we'll all get free oil eventually.
>>62135726The American delegation is already flying home.There will be no peace.
Am I the only one who thinks NASDAQ sounds very similar to nutsack?
>>62135761Well, it's been going on for quite a few decades by now.
>>62135735RKLB git. Stock is getting pricey,but they are a good fully-vertical space play.
>>62135762It's been already priced in. Did everyone forget the "priced in" meme and how the market gets "priced in?"
>>62135768shut it down
>>62135762the oil markets have been manipulated for decades. there is even a public oil cartel (OPEC). good luck to all oil traders trying to make money in that market.
>>62135760this is meant to be an autism website, not a social media popularity contesttell me why he's wrong, not why he's gay
>>62135761Consider that currently the market is pricing in iran exiting ceasefire, if things change what do you think happen
>trump signs historic Iran peace deal
>>62135777I genuinely don't know anymore, lol
>>62135782>trump signs historic Iran peace deal>iran says they don't know anything about the dealand so on
>>62135786Have you ever thought your manic TDS is why there is no peace?
>>62135782>believe it or not it's a great deal>some might say it's the best deal
>>62135788>they said it couldn't be done
lel
>>62135774I just did with the fact every avatar fag that's ever existed here is a fucking retard. Maybe you are fixated on the fact I called him a bear and there are good reasons to be bearish but everything he has said shows a very poor understanding of basic commerce, trade, and how the world works. Last thread it was clear he doesn't even understand how shipping containers operate and thinks they are just literally sitting around with their dick in their hand. He is probably just a /pol/ tourist schizo who wants attention.
>>62135777Checked. Prepare for the TACO pump
>>62135787Yes we’re part of the negotiations.
I'm losing money today, how can this be happening to me
>>62135795i'm only losing a lil bit so i'm not feeling too bad
>>62135795You made your mistakes?
>>62135791wat the fuck...>>62135792well tyhonestly if the fed is printing dey trillions again i plan to trade around that, even if it's true he's a retard
>>62135761Zoom out
>>62135785Well given the upside gaps I think the probability you will be able to buy back in lower in the future is higher than a coin toss, so hit it sell it all and chill
Short oil
>>62135770There is nothing of value in space.The moon like mars had anything of value sink to its dead core in ancient days, it is a poisonous radioactive dust ball made of carcinogenic ceramic abrasive that eats through Kevlar space suit like paper being intermittently shelled by kinetic artillery.You can put things of value up there in space if you so wish but contracts are unpredictable and volatile.Investing in space is an IQ tax on midwitted Redditors who need to believe in some sort of rational materialist eschatology in order to abstain from suicide.
>>62135791Nothing to worry about.
/smg/ is a certified hagchad threadjust wanted to remind everyone if they forgot
>>62135801She cute. I'd spend my oil bags on her.
>>62135801>silver alert>name DJT>last wearing Powerpuff girls T and hello kitty shorts>last seen wandering the streets of telaviv
>>62135805>Investing in space is an IQ tax on midwitted Redditors who need to believe in some sort of rational materialist eschatology in order to abstain from suicide.u do sound like you're attention baiting honestlybut that could be said for most people in these threadsit's just so tiresome
>>62135808asians dong really count for hagmaxxing. half the grandmothers look better than zoomlets.
>>62135805Why are you so pessimistic?Space is cool. Even if we don’t find aliens or some new physics , at least we’ll have datacenters and future human colonies in space
>>62135770Fuck, I can't believe I'm priced out of RKLB. Is it even worth buying into anymore?
>>62135811
>>62135808>1770934344067506.jpgbullish
>>62135818>GTGODS...
I slurpded voo
>>62135815He doesn't understand that space tech isn't literally about us wanting to meet ayy lmaos. He has a childish view of what space development looks like.
>>62135818ehehsaw a cardboard cutout of that fuckin thing in an auto repair place with my dad once, left an impression on me, thing freaked me out a bit
>>62135762You can’t make money on something everyone knows about. Paper oil is not real oil and 70% of investing is about separating other people from their money, Not actually investing. Hope this helps you in your journey. Reddit spacing.
>>62135791Zoom out
>>62135815that shit is retarded but satellites are obviously extremely valuable/importantit's not some new speculative industry, a lot of it is like infrastructure at this pointthe question is more which space companies will beat out competitors & get the opportunities
>>62135805>who need to believe in some sort of rational materialist eschatology in order to abstain from suicide.i dont like redditors but this type of thinking is why religious people get genocided all the time
>>62135722I’d rather die on a boat crash than be that bobo desu
>>62135805You obviously don't know about mining the moon for helium-3
>>62135830I always thought he looked more like a marshmallow man which made me want marshmallows. Luckily my parents called me a retard and told me I'd rot my teeth out and get fat if I ate too many marshmallows so I never did. I still get marshmallow cravings from seeing it even though I never indulge.
reminder SHAITAN will FUCK the market hard in the near future
>UAL>DALWhich Airliner should I go BALLSDEEP if I'm TOP BULLISH on airliners?>pic quietly related
seems like you're all missing the point of space, which is currently satellites (critical infrastructure)
NEW TRVKE
>>62135837You had good parents. Rocker's parents let him eat all the marshmallows he wanted and look how he turned out boss.
>>62135840She is crashing japan with no survivors.
>>62135768Tastes the same too
>>62135708>>62135804>Short oilShorting should be illegal. How do you sell something you don't even own
>>62135768I for one just always call it the 'Daq.
>>62135837i seethat's based ur parents stopped you from eating retardedly, seems like a blessing these daysi had really good nutrition till like age 12, then i started eating tons of sugar till around age 16 or 17my parents gave me a sonic toothbrush & gave me good tooth brushing habits at leastmy teeth could be better, but could be worsemay be prediabetic though
>>62135842> tweets like a statesman that will made a better deal with Iran> mocks Obama for being Muslim in the very same postJust fatiguing, at this point
>>62135843Thanks Baggie, I appreciate them for setting me on the straight in life. I know if I do ever have the rare marshmallow every few years here and there then I earned it without compromising my health, teeth, or finances!
>>62135847>How do you sell something you don't even ownjewish ingenuity
>>62135842Pumping american dollars into a country to have them rely on dollars is literally the Marshal plan, Europe now cucks to the US so you can't say it didn't work.
>>62135834It's unironically why they believe in God so of course they project it on everyone else
>>62135811Whenever I make these points the response is always just cope. No one actually has a good argument for space=profit.Everything you can do in space you can do at the polls or on the seabed at a vastly lower cost.Space should be left to the cabal of geologists that took over NASA, and their continuing mission to defraud the taxpayer by selling him in “le search for life!” While simultaneously funding zero mission load outs suited directly to that purpose.
>>62135857>the cabal of geologists that took over NASAo_o>Whenever I make these points the response is always just cope. No one actually has a good argument for space=profit.look i don't fucking know mani think you and everyone else talking about space is a retard, i can't explain why
>>62135842literally nobody gives a shit about Iran getting nukes other than Israel
>>62135857There’s infinite gold in space so we’ll all be rich.
>>621358631 trillion space niggers
>>62135857>Everything you can do in space you can do at the polls or on the seabed at a vastly lower cost.Go on then. Set up a ground based GPS system.
>>62135842>Still going on about the whole Hussein Obama thingFucking lol
>>62135836I don’t know anything about mining fuel for the technology which has also been just two more weeks away for 75 years and which can be scraped from seawater at a far lower cost?Or perhaps building and AI data center that you could build in Siberia or the arctic for 1/100000000th the cost?I think I do.When shiki relli talks about what baggies buy, he uses rocket lab as an example. If even he knows it’s junk you should probably keep your hands to yourself.
I STILL CAN'T FUCKING BUY SPY CALLS UNTIL MY DEPOSITS CLEARPROBABLY BY WEDNESDAYI DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'D WANT TO BUY THEM AT THAT POINT;-;
>>62135863Also there are no niggers in space so it's one of the few places the whites and asians can go and not get bothered by them.
>>62135869Vote for a clown. Enjoy the circus.
I'm depressed suddenly.
>>62135808post more hags
>>62135878Quick. Stick something up your bum.
raise the rates jerome
>>62135842Far better, for whom, you might ask?
>>62135857Man, shitposting aside, one of my coworkers believes in the flat earth / firmament, and another thinks we've never left the planet because of the radiation belts
>>62135874this would maybe be true if there weren't jews regulating white people into a fucking gay hole in the groundwe can't just build our rockets in peace, u got the FAA and shit
>>62135884At least the flat earth snow globe thing is fun
>>62135881No.
>>62135842Zognald what about my DOGE stimmy checkAnd my tariff stimmy check
MRVL +5%CRDO +4%
>>62135847That's not what shorting is, Elon.
V bros, we're almost there.
>>62135890Wtf? I thought everyone here was gay except me.
Just remember when you hit 'Sell' your whole shares are split into fractionals and distributed to trannies and jeets
>>62135893We're not getting any deal tonight. Trump's going to chicken out from negotiations and proceed with bombing the fuck out of the bridges and power plants.#ScreenCapThis #TacoTuesday #Boss
>>62135893hmm weird why would he make the whole thing political like that
>>62135892>MRVLFUCKINGODS
>>62135899I'm a virgin.
>>62135893I started laughing uncontrollably when he began listing off the war lengths over and over
Another day contemplating my bad decisions of not buying the august 2024 dip, the april 2025 dip and the march 2026 dip and instead parking most of my money and salary into 4% MMFs.
>>62135891>Trump declares force majeure on stimmies, stating 'no refunds' according to Axios sources.
>>62135902I await his next communication with trepidation.
Believe all baggies
war status?
>>62135908never forget you are running out of time since your life on this earth is limited. also missing out on dips like that might cost you literal millions later. think about it for a second
>>62135922NIGGER-RAPING TRUTH NUKE
>>62135908DCA average in if you are bullish of equities
>>62135922>Implying we'll even be allowed to have money in 30 years. We are dealing in the real world after all.
>>62135873You’ll probably be glad you have cash sitting around by then.
>>62135893He’s wavering. Expect Israel to force Zugzwang on him. He’s terrible at strategy. Always reacting never acting. Always being led. Never leading. Embarrassed I even enjoyed the 2016 lulz with him.
>>62135932>vaguepostare you implying there will be opportunities at that time, things will be expensive by that time, or that i would've lost money?
>>62135922Yeah but I didn't waste my time watching Fr*eren so I did something right.
>>62135935Don't worry anony, we can enjoy the 2028 lulz with him too
>>62135893he's doing it isn't he. this is going to go for the next 3 years.
>>62135906I used to be. Women are very overrated. Believe me. And I’ve been dealing with them before woke drove them all completely crazy. There’s other shit.
>>62135908C'mon anon
I am officially revising my eoy spx target down to 8000 from 9000
>>62135936I’m implying experience tells me. Patience and gains go hand in hand. It’s vague in the same way great wisdom is often ambiguous. But if you’re stung enough you ponder on these things. Then you master them.
>>62135942Thank you.
>risk on asset>bicoin is pampinglmao print me coinbase print like the little bitch you are
>>62135953ambiguous things can be thought-provoking in a useful way, but i don't think great wisdom is normally "ambiguous", just very generalizeablei think i get ur point though, tyi would be more patient if i had a higher net worth to start with xDmaybe i'll lose it, we'll see
>>62135922>just baghold for longer than you’ve been alive to break even lil bro
Also I'll have you know that not buying those dips since 2024 has already cost me approximating 894,000 in gains.
>>62135942Women aren't overrated it's just that they're only worth it when they're young, hot and thing 100 dollars on movie night is a good date because they haven't been ruined by turning 18 and becoming a thot taking loads from their professor for grades while going to jewish frat parties where one guy's dad owns a dealership and he keeps telling everyone about it.
I just bought a 5 month call spread on Marvell for 1000 bucks. Did I fuck up?
>>62135963>Comparing the spee5hundy to the goyim price indexI don't even know what you're trying to say. That I should have invested in opening up a grocery store a hundred years ago?
>>62135961Just thinking about it. Means you’re deeper than most. Maybe ambiguous just means many layers of learning to be extracted. If you don’t have much yet. Your are at a point of immense danger and opportunity (volatility). Impatience and greed quite frankly might be something worth reflecting on. I don’t mean this as criticism. Greed in a bull market is the right tactic. But is that where we are now? We will see.
>>62135969I’m not underrating them. I just know. Mentally. When you’re a virgin. You can put waaaaaaaaaay to much emphasis on it mentally and it can topple you over. So it’s useful for men who’s ben round the houses as we say. To remind younger men as to the reality. It’s not that big a deal. And it’s just 1 of 10 important things a man should seek in like for peace.
>>62135980THANK YOU MISTER PRESIDENT
>>62135950look like an accountant after reading your 1099
Yeah that ain’t workinThat’s the way ya do itYa put some money on the S and P
>>62135980I'M WINNING YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHITS
Boost my Poorfolio Mr.President
>>62135995I trust
I told you yesterday, nerds.Money printer go BRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>62135996GoodALL TRVE PATRIOTS CHECK IN
OWL vs GRAB?
>>62135874>there are no niggers in spaceThat's not what I've heard.
>>62135969>>62135982Over rated or under rated, one thing is for certain with women and that's that they are fucking silly retards who should not be taken seriously. Unironically, not caring what women think and focusing on making myself happy has gotten me laid more. If a chick ever makes anything an issue or asks me a question like how much I spend on a house, I just flip the question on her instead of explaining myself. "Oh you don't own a house? I guess I'll just throw your opinion in the trash." Works everytime.
>>621359802 more weeks
henlo mister jeromemaster negotiatorplease stop all the fightingand lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
>>62136001Right here, brother
>>62136001TrustThePlan
>>62136004i own OWL.
>>62135908i just ape every dip since 2016 and im a millionaire. would've been even better if i was aping everything since 2012/2013 instead.
what delegation are /smg/ sending to the next round of peace talks?
>>62136022*kisses you*
>>62135995doveriai, no proveriai
>>62135973It is very funny seeing self hating goys run around calling everyone goy while simultaneously thinking they know what the Jews who they believe orchestrate all global events are doing and that they are somehow going to win by means of Uncle Tom-ismOur resident Hebrew Baggot is bearish on these insane prices as is Israel, who are dumping dollars.
>>62136017How are you liking it?
We're reaching levels of fakeness and gayness I didn't think were possible.
Bears hype up mondays like the sky is falling and then get a -0.3%
Why is MRVL up so much? New rivals season?
>>62136027HOW HAVE YOU SEEN THROUGH MY LIES!!! I SAID I WAS IN CALLS!!!!
>>62136028im glad i bought BX and ARES also. no need to go all in on one.
>>62136041Redditbros aping
>have $9.50 in roth ira>cannot add to it>cannot use it for anythingshill me your most degenerate stock that costs .00001 a share so I can have thousand sof shares of a shitstock
>>62136041>Marvell Technology (MRVL) gained more than 6% in premarket trading on Monday after it was reported that the specialty semiconductor company may work with Google (GOOG) (GOOGL) on developing future artificial intelligence chips.
>>62136001Reporting
>>62136047kek rothtard
Fuck all the stocks I want to buy are trading above their yearly target price. I'm literally priced out of my own picks. Feels bad man.
Look at the Russell
>>62136060The quality on that Apu is a little tooooo high, it makes me suspicious
>>62136067You're right to be skeptical, its AI enhanced
portfolio went from -0.25 to now +0.85, all based on social media warfare. What a world we live in.
TDD CEO about to break-even on his $150MM buy-in soon shoulda bought at $20 thought this was dead in the water
Death to all non believers in Minecraft. Inshallah SPY will rise
>>62136085TTD**
>>62136022Me and Rocker will lead the /smg/ delegation boss.
Why did SOXL just boom? Where are all the "muh theta decay" faggots now?
All I want in life is to see the SPY cultists lose everything. I want a 1929 style crash, even though I'll lose my portfolio too.
>>62136098>1929 crashThen I buy puts lmaoYou know nothing brother
>>62135805The moon is the largest untapped advertising space. Imagine looking up at the moon and seeing a mcdonald's logo
>>62136092if you could put a good word in for lean hogs that would be appreciated
>>62136098The dca guys are already not eating good and I think we're looking at the end of just dumping money into the index. Money is constantly hunting and rotating now, the index crabs 1% while software corrects down 10% and biotech shoots up 12%. It's a stock pickers market right now for sure. In the not so long term I think it stays that way.
>>62136022we're sending this guy
>>62136022Already on the plane and en route
Trump is blessed by God
trump is absolutely losing his shit on truth social jesus christ
>>62136114Good thing nobody reads that
>>62136098>SPY cultistsSPY is basically just a low risk and sound investment strategy. it's not one thing. even if it crashes nothing changes. it already has crashed. nothing happened.
>>62135842HUSSEIN
V's almost done
>>62136114he gets like a few thousand views. I don't think it really affects anything either way. let him cope and seethe.
I better...be green by the end of the day...
Jerome do something
>>62136122Truth has been the worst thing to happen to Trump post 2020. His own retarded echo chamber where he's totally hemmed in by jewish handlers.
POWER HOUR PLEASECOME ON WE CAN MAKE ITWE CAN CLOSE GREENJUST A LITTLE BIT HIGHERNO MORE RED DAYSJEROME
it's overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCHN32-ksoA
>>62136129He answered
>>62136114post screengrabs for keks (deep analysis), i dont want to go there
why no dump?no one cares anymore?
>>62136122Have you real it? I refuse to believe it’s even real. All Christian-Zio obvious AI slop of the highest order. Ad after ad after ad. Sycophantic paid supporter and more AI slop. I think he’s actually reading this and believes it’s real and Maga is Alive. And doesn’t understand he’s being essentially feeding on the curated propaganda of the Zionists and oligarchs that own him. Feels very Grima Wormtonguey.
Based power hour limp dickedly trying to pumpernickel away the double top on the 1 minute I'm trying to scalp.
My portfolio is Winning, BY A LOT!
No... I still had money to slurp! Load a other dip DRUMPF.
>>62136134there were trillions printed alongside how some foreign countries had dumped american bonds since som months ago
Thank you pump protection team
>>62136135I think a lot of Trump 1 (even back then without hindsight) was completely fucking wasted on everyone being performatively mean to Trump when obviously he's the type you flatter into doing exactly what you want him to do.
>>62136155via blackmail
>>62136148give me a few thousand
>>62135980>>62135893I'm le tired
so far so good for earnings season.
war is a cowardly escape from the problems of peaceIf everyone was like Europe the world would be at peace
Is anyone here good at getting structure and flow reads on the market or tape? I'm skeptical of most the people talking about this stuff.
>>62136155Fuck him. He’s done. Let’s move on. Anyone looking at gold? 200MA support looking good. Intense buying if gold hits 1.1x the MA for last year. Suggests the next war news cycle that pushes down to 4100 I’m guessing maybe week after next. Will set a base for climb to 6000 for EOY. Could see 200% gains on good mid tier US and Canadian hold producers. Possibly 300% on the right small caps. I’m thinking. Next kinetic phase aftermath. She hits 4100. Maybe 3900 for an hour or two. But those gold miners like a mother fucker at discount. And strap in after that. Fuck the volatility. No more timing for me.
>>62135708Basedshort that piece of black shit
>>62136172lol at that picture. sounds like what I do on the weekend
>>62136163https://www.fhfa.gov/supervision/federal-home-loan-bank-system/districtshttps://www.fdic.gov/resources/bankers/affordable-mortgage-lending-center/guide/part-3-docs/advances.pdf
>>62136173Gold will gap fill down toward what the commodity index is doing, not vice versa.
>>62136173Gold and gold miners are looking juicy. Not gonna lie.
>>62135715neither should the secular state of Israel of the warmongering US military industrial complex state but here we are
The S&P500 had three consecutive +3% weeks. This has happened twice before: 1982 and 2020.The index gained +34.5% and +32.5% in the subsequent 12 months in those two cases.If you think Mon-Fri weeks are arbitrary, you can instead examine all 15-consecutive day periods where the index gained +3% in each included 5-day period. By this measure, it has happened 8 times before. In 7 out of 8 cases, the index was positive in the subsequent 12 months with an average gain of +21.63%.The 8th case resulted in 1987 Black Monday, the largest one day crash in stock market history.
>>62135718I miss his retarded google trends screencaps about muh goyim not trusting the markets or whateverHe's the kind of person who thinks he's super smart but is actually fucking retarded and delusional, like he unironically believes the rabble trusting in the market matters lmao
>>62135720espresso?
>>62136180Loom I’m not looking to tile the pico bottom of a crash we are staring into. But the system WILL be bailed out. And that means Gold miners are a long. Commodities I will wait for some of the demand destruction to finalise. Though there may be interim ups to ride.
>>62136134Slurpers came in. Is it a trap? We will know tomorrow.
FUCK YOU ALL!CARVANA WENT UP NEARLY $100!!!!WHERE WAS THE NEWS!?!?!FUCK YOU!!!!+
>>62135722bobos would rather lose all their money than admit that they're wrong, incredible
I have 80k in cash from a recent inheritance I want to diversify into different products instead of throwing it all into some index fundI have no idea though
>>621357272 weeks
>>62136198Read thishttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Managing_a_windfallYou don't need to do something quickly.
>>62135733I was told by bobos that the world would run out oil by early to mid april
>>62135727
>>62135738to be fair bobos are starting to become annoyingno one cares about the fucking war anymore
>>62135727It won't be much longer
>>62136184Tomorrow is going to be a black tuesday kind of day boss.
He just keeps getting away with it
>>62135748>The bears have won.kekit's hilarious how retarded bobos just make their own reality out of pure delusion
>>62136173>>62136182lmao you guys are late to the party, as usual for smiggers. Late Feb to March was the time to load up on cheap gold miners when they weren't priced in. Anytime you hear about something on /smg/ it's probably too late.
>>62136171kinda true but intelligence agencies & giga technocrat jews are too big a problem at this point
>>62136209Why?
Jet fuel - pic related. It's going to be ground zero soon.If you were a European airline, would you get into a vicious bidding war with your competitors and jack up ticket prices to make up for it?Or would you rather pretend the problem doesn't exist until shortages hit, losses pile up and you can ask for a bailout?
>>62135761>this shit can't go on foreverit absolutely can and it willthird worlders getting bombed makes no difference whatsoever
>>62136184insufficient data and correlation != causation
>>62136216Jews are just manlet disfigured incels that are STILL salty about Romelook at the books netanyahu reads, the lance in the Israeli PM office and the entire mythology of the mossad/massadaJews are eternal manlets seething about Europeans, they will be harmless once their pet golem breaks their chains and Europe says enough is enough
>>62136219>b-but this time its different!
>>62136218wow babe you're doing way too much here. we're going higher and everything's gonna be alright.
>>62136217Dude, trust me.
>>6213576280% of the world's oil doesn't come from the persian gulf and hence won't be affected by this at allbobos of course choose to pretend that north sea and canadian and texan fields oil doesn't exist
Companies getting their tariffrefunds kek
>>62136224according to bobos this is going to be the first time in human history that the oligarchs who own all the companies will lose to the rabble.Why?It's a gut feeling they have
Why is the msci world still up? The stupid strait is closed.
>>62136215so which gold miners went up?
>>62136218Babe, I'd give you the answer, but you didn't help me recharge my crystal and now I can't use my crystal to predict the future.
movin on!
>>62136233>the strait is closedand?
>>62136226Give one valid reason.
>>62136227>80%is that a figure you pulled out of your ass or does it have some basis in reality?i'm inclined to think it's real but i know how you faggot normies get in these threads
Save us Jerome please
>>6213624020% of the world's oil supply comes from the persian gulfthe 80% figure comes from doing simple maths based on the previous figure my little incel bobothe middle east doesn't have a monopoly on oil
>>62136240He didn't make it up but also it's not correct.
>>62136238Baggler is a jew he either got the memo or is attempting to disarm you via jew jutsu
>>62136240I've read and heard a ton of times that 20% of the world's oil supply passes through the strait without it ever being challenged, so I'm inclined to believe it's true.
i just lost 20% of my blood in an accident but it's only 20% i'll be fine
>>62135718appeals to normativity, consensus, authorities or in groups don't work on anonymous media. the numbers the dark eyes girl anon add up and the usa printed more money than would have been possible to not have caused a crash sometime soonTM. your attempts at appeals to norms and in groups is irrelevant compared to raw numbers, either post numbers yourself or gtfo shill
There ain’t a smigger west of hornuz that understands a thing about oil. And that’s a fact boss.
>[BREAKING] Mini TACO: Trump extends ceasefire by 1 day until wednesday evening instead of tuesday. Says it is highly unlikely the ceasefire will continue if the Iranians dont agree to a deal
>>62136243>the middle east doesn't have a monopoly on oilque?
>>62136215I am a huge precious metals nerd and miners are criminally under performing, now.
>>62136254you heard me faggot
>>62135871based
This fucking thing is going to pop to 710+ a minute after the close.
It's not going to unpin from the 7100 call wall because that would make guessing what's going to happen tomorrow too easy.
>>62136230The rabble have proven to be ethically more evil than the oligarchs. When 3% of the US's adult diaper stock was set ablaze by an angry wagie, the "oligarchs" were busy getting alternative supply lines up and running to ensure there wouldn't be a disruption while the "rabble" were celebrating on social media before gooning and going to bed.
>>62136252>understands a thing about oilsince when did that become a prerequisite for anything?
>>62136240if these top 8 are basically 100% of oil producing nations, 31% comes from the US, 28% comes from Iran+Iraq+SA. The real number is probably 70% not 80%
>>62136258>faggot
>>62136265very truethat's why I'm happy to see those evil overindebted degenerates lose
>>62136249It was true before the war.The UAE bypasses the strait with just under 2mbpd in FujairahSaudi bypasses the strait with around 4mbpd in YanbuIran was freely exporting around 2mbpd until the blockade. We still don't know if it's 100% effective.Ships occasionally sneak through the strait. Even one transit can be 1-2m barrels.So it's less than a 20% loss.
guys the gas station near me just ran out of gas literally (joking)
>>62136230>>62136224fear of not being able to have done nothing new to have profited how previous generations did has been a peak top signal. it's over and this time it's different. markets will crash, soldiers will die and working classes will die of hunger
>>62136272Makes sense. I myself know about the Saudi pipeline, otherwise I'm not all too sure. Just estimating where the 80% figure came from.
>>62136251Are you retarded? The numbers will always go up for the money printer because that's how fiat currency works you retard. That's like saying the deficit will go up if either party gets elected. That doesn't make you a genius and the fact you don't even understand this makes you as retarded as he is. Holy fuck you are dumb.
Market hasn’t moved much in either direction after being down -.30% all day. They are waiting for news.
$CAR be fucking around stillty anons for the oil info
GAUZ
fake and gay forced crabbing
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>>62136265>has to invoke fire/brimstone & jerking off in one hand, "philanthropy" in the other
>>62136295>fake and gay forced crabbing
>>62136297Fuck you
>>62136296>>62136297Nice going retards
>>62136278why does this read like fanfaction? this is the financial equivalent of those romance rape novels that females get off to>and then the waterfall beginsnigga the only waterfall is from the squirts of your own bussy juice.
>>62136288until fiat currencies couldn't have been used since numbers went up but couldn't have bought bread and water yes. everyone will be a millionaire. thanks for your bags, your government will now call your draft number
>>62136296>>62136297Spastics
>>62136318>until fiat currencies couldn't have been used since numbers went up but couldn't have bought bread and water yes. Is English even your first language? Every post you make just proves how dumb you are. What is that jumble of a non-sequitor run on sentence of a paragraph even saying. I get from the later of the sentence and paragraph that you expect hyperinflation to happen and a military draft as well but the prior is riddled with poor grammar and makes no sense at all.
>>62136344>can't say it's wrong and can't read more than five words at a timengmi
>>62136356Apply that to yourself. Your reading comprehension is as poor as your usage of grammar and forming coherent thoughts you troglodyte.
>>62136356>>62136373Not only that but you made fucking predictions for the future so there is nothing to prove right or wrong. The things you predicted either will happen or they won't. Neither hyperinflation or a draft is happening now.
>>62136373you got filtered by subjunctives and couldn't not argue how an anime poster figured out trillions in literal bailouts to banks out of some propagandized war
>>62136397you will not de escalate how draft and inflation will happen. it's useless in a thread where users can run numbers. go back to pol de escalation bot
