all time high edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62136274
"Surely the AI buble will pop under the strain of an oil shock!" - Bear, immediately before missing the opportunity of a lifetime.
>>62137357I feel very good about the future smgany and all dips are just an opportunity to make even more money, in the long runBuy Every Dip.
What are we buying this week, fellow retards?I'm all in on XOVR, NASA, KULR, and KODK
im selling ATM bear spreads tomorrow. $709C/$712C, or something like that. we will not sustain these levels forever. not saying we will crash, but there will be a dip, and I will extract rent from some goyim
>tfw keep wasting my money on escortswhat are some stocks for this feel
What's that loser JD Vance up to? Fumble any peace deals yet?
>>62137375I have the opposite problem. Since I started investing heavily I can't pay an escort because I keep thinking about the gains I'm missing out of.
Trump will have his legs shatter into pieces from all the bending his knees will want to do on TACO Tuesdya.Reminder that us BASED TACO SHITPOSTbros literally had so much meme energy we stopped the war from escalating. You are WELCOME, /smg/
Shares in Victory Giant Technology surged as much as 60% on Tuesday, after the Chinese company’s blockbuster initial public offering — the biggest in Hong Kong this year.The Chinese company, which supplies printed circuit boards to Nvidia, priced its shares at 209.88 Hong Kong dollars in the IPO. Shares were last trading 46% higher at HK$306.8.
>>62137372Xom, cvn, cco
>>62137390Okay so we missed it? Why are you telling us this
>>62137394its a piece of a larger puzzle. its another bullish data point for chip makers, ai, etc.
>No 420 posts today
News?
>>62137366>S&P 500 2,800bro crushed it
>>62137400>>S&P 500 2,800>bro crushed itholy fuck, didn't even noticeman was buying the dip at S&P 2800. wowimagine buying that shit with vanguard in 1976. or nasdaq in the 80s
>>62137398put down the goynip, anon.
>>62137398
>behind $800 on IPI calls>now up $300 on IPI callsYay
>>62137398MSOS chart looks terrible but maybe one day profits can be made there
>>62137357
>>62137357TACO?
>>62137421>but maybe one day profitsI treat my love of cannabis and stock market profits the same way I treat niggers, SEPARATE BUT EQUAL. The MSOs are glowies actively poisoning the lower class
>futures
>ASTS>everyone making fun of the jeet satellite launch >it's a success>everyone happy about the more official American blue origin follow up launch>It's a total loss
Tim Apple kinda looks like an older lesbian
>South Korea’s Kospi hits record high
>This sentence describes an impossible thing in normal accounting. "Pledged" and "unencumbered" are supposed to be opposites. But in regulatory bank accounting, they are made compatible by the "pre-positioned collateral" arrangement at the FHLB and Fed discount window. Zions has $25.2 billion of loans pledged at the FHLB and $18.0 billion at the FRB (line 4011), yet these loans still appear on the Zions balance sheet as assets, still accrue interest, still count toward capital ratios, still can be sold if uncovered loans are pledged instead.>The loans are "dedicated" as potential collateral but not actually drawn against. The bank carries them as ordinary performing assets on the Schedule RC balance sheet, but simultaneously they are reserved against $43.8 billion of contingent Fed/FHLB borrowing capacity (line 4115). The March 6, 2026 Bowman/Bessent speech we turned up in the search — and the April 10 FHLB Council letter — are proposing to let that $43.8B count formally toward the LCR. This is the regulatory recognition of a duplicative accounting treatment that already exists de facto.Kekaroo they are going through with it.Earnings didn't actually release the 10q just the 8k for Zions Bank but there is enough to get a bit of a window into what's going on (very disappoint).Unfortunately I'll have to wait for the 10q and the call data as this doesn't show the averages and they scrubbed it down last day last quarter.Anyway, expect more of this shit Mr. Mumu. Double counting, changing reserve rules, and so on and so fourth.I remember from Confusión de Confusiones where the author mentions the anecdote where the debtor who had taken a huge loss on a proto-options contract says something like "my friend I've had a revelation; I simply won't pay!
Will Apple get less gay now that Cook is gone? I've wanted to invest in it but don't want AIDS.
Niggers tongue my anus
>you will never get to press the bussy button to dump oil futures instantlywhy even live?
The US just blew up the oil terminal that China built in Myanmar to bypass the Strait of Malacca.
>>62137468WW3 is starting within 12 months. Maybe even this summer.
>>62137468bullish for the S&P 500>>62137447this
Reminder that you should be getting physical useful survival assets before you buy imaginary inflationary stocksBuy a house. Buy solar panels. Buy a well.
>>62137374how much are you selling them for? I might be interested. do you accept klarna?
>>62137453if you don't precisely time the top, you are irredeemably one of the greatest fags on here
>>62137468The US is also contesting a major port in Peru that the chinese invested over a billion into.
Still pumping because companies are giving companies money that will give back that money
and those other companies are also posting losses
well today was a whole lot of nothing
>>62137468why the fuck?
>>62137468>a shitty inland river with a tiny fire>major portKek retardobaggie.Here is the scale of the waterway at the actual port shitcoin xitter fakenewsfag.
VOO sisters we are mooning
>futerinoos
lel, waiters lostif you had read my analysis you were all in with 0 cash left yesterday
>>62137398I'm on my way home with a freshly purchased batch as we speak, will update later
>>62137501many such cases.
>>62137426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvPIWNA93vw
>>62137501Yea, I bought TSLA and PLTR at last weeks lows.I bought MSTR when bitcoin was in the 60sI bought calls on a few others things, and puts on USO.I am big chillin.
>>62137471It sounds so reasonable, but in reality it's so retarded.Let me explain why. You're starting from zero. No assets, no car, nothing. You get a job washing dishes. You're taking public transportation to work and renting or living with your parents. You have maybe $1k a month (if you're lucky) to save each month, and your credit is shit so you can't afford a mortgage (yet).What do you do with this $1k? You buy commodities, equity, and bonds. You buy the things whose prices have (and will continue to) outpace inflation, so that you'll be able to afford that house much quicker than this nepobaby-retardanon who thinks everyone can walk into an open house and make a cash offer.This IS financial advice, fuck FINRA to hell and back. Stupid bastards want to gatekeep financial literacy to keep the goyim poor.
>>62137511>financial literacyUS is at least decent with 401ks and bunch of decent funds that get you to participate at leastrest of the world actually dont even buy stocks, especially emerging markets
Should I crave a renewed war and a new opportunity to buy the dip or pray for peace in order to protect my investments?
>>62137515>Should I crave a renewed waryou missed out lolmarkets, that are way smarter than you had already indicated war was over with a high convictionthe next dip nobody knows when, and it might at be at a level way higher than todays pricesliterally the first rule of marketsfucking participate or get lost, just put some now instead of sitting idle with cash
>>62137515>Should I crave a renewed war and a new opportunity to buy the dip or pray for peace in order to protect my investments?at this point?war = bullishpeace = bullisheverything bullish. this market is so irrational upside it's not even funny.I'm starting to think nothing stops this freight train and there might be a little blip in october for the midterm meme, but it will be nowhere close to the lows of this yearfrom here on out, it might just be up up up.
>>62137515it doesn't matter. I can 86 you anytime I want.
>>62137366but what do you do when there are no dips (right now) ?
>>62137541this is called a future dipin the future todays flat would be a dipmake of that info what you will
>>62137521From what I've gathered there's been a quite a sizeable shift to market participants to more long-term passive investors that buy regardless of anything and going down is more of a dip buying opportunity, meaning that there's always more of a demand and less of active selloffs, so the dips are just so much less prominent and shallow, so your market corrections are much less violent and the scenario of a bank run is all much less likely as the amount of people being reliant on day-to-day market value is heavily decreased and the long-term participants would see that as a buying opportunity instead.That's not to say that bear markets and crashes won't happen and won't be severe, but my suspicion is that everything will tend to be much smoother experience with much less peak and valleys comparatively speaking. Either way unless you look at individual stocks to gamble on, then don't loot at the charts and just put your chips in as timing the market looks much of a worse idea than it ever has.Line goes up and to the right and people have caught up to that and that fact only reinforces the effect.
>>62137398Today is Hitler's birthday. Any acts of antisemitism count
>>62137551Yesterday was tourist.
>>62137471>>62137511Yea, buying a house is not optimal, especially right now.A lot of places its so much cheaper to rent because of property tax, HOA, mortgage interest, and home insurance.Rent is irrecoverable but so are those categories. So if you are paying less rent than these irrecoverable costs, AND the market is outpacing the rising values of homes, it makes zero sense to switch to buying a home for financial purposes. You would need to justify it by considering family, location, or other potential.>>62137512401k and Roth IRA are insanely busted.
>>62137468HOW DO YA LIKE THAT LIBTARDS?????
What's the opinion on USD being devalued in the future? I remember hearing about likelihood of USD losing ~30% of its purchasing value over time, but I don't remember it being discussed it here that much. Makes me want to get pretty hard into gold and gold miners.
>>62137468Hope not
>>62137547>>62137575you are getting manipulated by what people say lolneither are true to the effect that you think they have
>>62137449Koreans are at an all-time high
>>62137577Well, thanks for the informative post. Very insightful.
>>62137575USD by design are aimed to lose about 2% of its value every year. Inflation is intentional. Pretty sure most (if not all) fiat currencies in the world work this way. Modern economics considers this a good thing as it encourages spending and investing rather than hording your wealth. People will argue back and forth on if this is a good policy, but its an open and known thing
>>62137581
>>62137577Just follow the lead of the market makers
>>62137591It's not just standard inflation. It's meant to decrease the impact of the size of the current USA debt and to make American manufacturing more competitive with the rest of the world with petrodollar and USD as global reserve currency ceasing to be as witnessed by mass purchase of gold by national banks over the world. That was at least the thesis.
>>62137357you stupid dum ass idiot
>>62137547If that is the case then why is leverage use by retail investors at all time highs? i doubt long term passive investors would be interested in anything like that
>>62137593quick run a axios headline stat
>>62137600Thanks anon that is what I wanted to say for 2 hours now but I didn't find the right words because I'm ESL and very shy
swiftie how negative are you ytd?
>>62137604thought you were dead
>>62137605I have the HIV-tests right here but I wanted to get off drugs before I do it
>>62137607Disappointing
any advice for a dumb baggie?i bag held USAR for like 2 months now, at its lowest point I was down like -40%. I cautiously averaged down but i prioritized buying the dip on tqqq upro etc. I dont regret this since I'm up massively on those.Anyway USAR pumped hard today out of nowhere, and now I'm up 3.8% total, although some of my bags are still down double digits.Do i bail on this shit now and thank god that im getting out with a profit on my worst position?somehow this shitter has become 14% of my portfolio
>>62137618Would you buy it today at its current price? If not sell it off.
should I buy AMG ???????????
ticker for anthropic is GOOG + AMZNinvest before IPO!
>>62137629not AMG ????
>>62137602That implies that there are no retail investors that use passive strategies. Asking about the amount of leverage is the wrong question, you should ask why certain retail traders treat stocks like a casino and borrow money like the degenerate gamblers they are. Then realize outliers exist and are further obstructing the tools governments and institutions use to analyze traders and the economy at large.
>>62137592The ants won tranny.
>>62137600>>62137604Please accept my apologies for this blunder, it will not happen again
>>62137593>short>liquidation 1392
aight, anyone know this latest reddit meme?hovr
>>62137643you did it on purpose ya unethical bad person
>>62137614So many trannies
smartest way to short the ai bubble without exposing yourself to too much risk?
is swiftie really that bad ? what's the problem ?
>>62137357>/amg/You had one fucking job. This isn't ass markets general, this is a stock markets general that overlaps occasionally with a sister mating general from time to time.
>>62137614The sad thing is this isn't even a fucking troll post. This is just this dude being honest he lives in fear of catching HIV because of his "lifestyle."
>>62137435>the night sky is really the bottomless pit filled with trapped demons that the bible refers to
>>62137665real question ofc noone answers
>>62137677>shorting a bubbleBecause its retarded.
short oil
guys, how do I short tulips without getting exposed too much?
>>62137682Find someone willing to trade their house or car for a tulip that you borrowed from someone else.
>>62137682could have foreseen people being unwilling to pay up after the bubble burst and bought law firm stock in advance (but i'm too lazy to look at historic stock market data)
what's the the taco tuesday for today ?
>>62137693Black monday chickening out. What the fuck happened bears? Oh that's right, you didn't trust the plan and forgot The Patriots™ are in charge.
why does oil keep crabbing I want to buy back in
>>62137693he delayed the ceasefire deadline for today until tomorrow evening instead. Mini-taco
>>62137696so we have to wait until Friday now for happy bridge and power day ?
all in on tulips (food)
I can't wait until they release tulips with AI built/grown into them. AI tulips are really the future of everything when you think about it.
Think of how many lives AI tulips will save. I'm growing my own brand of Smart Tulips™ to compete in this emerging market that will forever change this world. I'm looking for investors with lots of money to make this a reality.
GUYS, AI TULIPS ARE A BUBBLE. THE LINE CAN'T KEEP GOING UP FOREVER! SELL NOW!
>bizraelis
Where´d everyone go :(
>>62137732they closed the stock market forever anon you've gotta let go
grok LITERALLY doesn't work since yesterday. I mean that in EU time. That's about 16 hours or so now.
>>62137735@grok Is this true?
>>62137735>>62137738must be because he honestly wrote:"a rare incident where the father was present"after that nigger killed his familyinstant lobotomy
We have enough oil, the thing is that companies haven't realized they can import oil from other countries instead. There's also many countries trying to stockpile oil even when they don't have to at 85 dollars a barrel instead of just taking 20% hit.The paper price is the real price, 85 dollars per oil barrel is the real price.The fake price of 200 per barrel is just what japanese and chinese people always pay. Remember when the chinese were paying 150 dollars for silver bars? They got scammed. They're still getting scammed right now. 200 per barrel in japan and china is just them getting screwed in fantasy land. I saw them get screwed with gold and silver. Oil will never go up again.We have 80% global oil so prices should only go up 20% t best, Iran only cut off 20-30%. Prices aren't supposed to triple.
>>62137735Chatgpt didn't work yesterday so well. It kept failing.I think it's because they set up too many data centers in the middle east or something. It'll get fixed, these companies will build the next data centers in Israel, so they can never get hit again. Israel takes missiles like a champ, data centers placed in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv are working fine these days, jews are somehow bulletproof.
So, what do we have for today, fellas?Some Axios/Walter Bloomberg positive news, OIL cashes and stocks pump?
>>62137740China is probably spending big on expanding their pipelines from Russia for energy security in the event of this happening again, but that won't come into effect for years, maybe decades.
>>62137699Wednesday night US time is when the ceasefire ends. The US says they're doing Tuesday talks but Iran says they're not going to talk until the US blockade stops. I'm anticipating some more posturing from Trump so I've taken profits and am over half in cash in anticipation of a dip
>>62137735Grok is garbage. I just use it on my IPAD for sex talk to Annie o_O
>>62137744>anticipating some more posturing from TrumpOh and more importantly I expect Iran will try something in an attempt to improve their negotiating position.But who knows this is vibe based
>>62137743Maybe they should have done that instead of building roads and apartment buildings and plastic stuff.It makes no sense to me why governments get caught wasting money on dumb stuff.Right now the best move is to build massive solar panels and biodiesel production which doesn't take a long time. Uruguay is not dependent on oil because they have solar panels and biodiesel. I don't know why countries didn't just do this.
>>62137735weird, I got a google search AI error for the first time since I can remember yesterday around 8 hours ago. it even highlighted some of that text itself somehow for some reason.does AI suffer progressive wear? could it be le gosmic rays?
>>62137357Is that bangs root beer?
>>62137750? China went massively solar and is a global leader in the industry. China also doesn't like Russia all that much either.
>>62137468Got what I voted for.
>>62137751No, it's a small model quantified to shit so that it can help you 90% of the times while running on pennies from ads and working fast. Buy yourself a fat model with Exa search (e.g. in OpenRouter) and you will not see this gibberish. Some hallucinations, perhaps (most often garbage in garbage out from websites though), but not nonsense.
>futanaris
>>62137665There is no bubble.
>everyone ia euphoric and greedy>markets are all green>everyone's fomoing inI think it's setting up for a massive dump.
>>62137768lol you missed the free money bossand you are missing out more by expecting a dipyou see green and you assume it goes red nextwhat are you doing? playing roulette trying to guess colors?
>>62137768There's literally people in here seriously considering that line can only ever go up.
>>62137750Gotta come up with busy work so people stay employed and fed. Keeps people in power in power.
>>62137770line goes up has infinitely more merit than someone incapable of analyzing the markets but assuming they are capable of knowing when a market is overbought
>>62137770The track record's been pretty good so far.
>>62137773>line goes up has infinitely more meritFor sure but things are a little frothy in here ATM. You can't deny it. This market makes no sense. We are sitting on the precipice of something big and euphoria is rife.It's lunacy. I'm not even a bobo.
>>62137777nice digits
>>62137778That picture could not be more infuriating.
The Trump tubes have been blockaded Bullish or bearish?
>>62137777>It's lunacy.assumptive and biased markets move on two things, pre-earnings expectations and macro (hormuz ceasefire/no more blockade)the pre-earnings expectations are extremely strong, this is why QQQ is flying up, all of these pre-IPO AI companies, big boys like amazon and google increasing their stakes in them which increases their payout and also increases conviction on the strength of AI tech is doing great so it is upwards pressurefor the macro side, markets on this act like prediction marketsby X date do you think blockade will end Yes or Nomarkets as a whole have high conviction 90%+ that this shit is over, people want it to be over with, trump isn't escalating shit, giving more time for the ceasefire deadline, and all previous actions indicating nobody wants this to continue, and the actions of trump matter a lot, which strongly indicate so far that Yes, the blockade will end sooner than latercheers boss
>Let's change our dependence from one authoritarian third world shithole to anotherwhy is the EU like this?
>>62137781I still believe a ground operation will happen.>>62137786Who are they supposed to turn to? Russia? Angola?
>>62137790>a ground operation will happen100%. All this 'negotiation' is just bluster as the US builds up forces.
>>62137781>markets as a whole have high conviction 90%+ that this shit is over, people want it to be over with, trump isn't escalating shit, giving more time for the ceasefire deadline, and all previous actions indicating nobody wants this to continue, and the actions of trump matter a lot, which strongly indicate so far that Yes, the blockade will end sooner than laterI just love this specific confidence you and a few other anons have in this very thing. You couldn't have said this a more delicious way
>Futes
why is nobody talking about the rental car companies? howcome /biz/ is downstream from reddit when it comes to making money? reddit is always first getting rich while /biz/ goes for random trannies spamming their uncles 30k MC steel company or whatever
logged on to see UNH has surged premarket, should i sell now for a nice gain or wait till market opens to see if it rises further?
>>62137808There were anons talking about them in previous threads
>>62137777There's always some big boogeyman right around the corner, that's pretty standard. There's always a reason why it's the wrong time to get in, where you can try to time the market and maybe succeed, but by the stats most people fail and the overall lost opportunity cost of waiting is higher than the gains. Maybe you can succeed, but you'd be pretty much gambling in a game, where the odds don't seem to be in your favour. The one rule that holds true is that the overall line goes up over long enough periods of time. So if you diversify enough and wait long enough you'll catch some gains. You don't need to know anything else and the markets don't need to make any sense to you.
>>62137809nvm, sold now
>>62137808Are you fucking kidding? By the time something is posted on reddit it's too late and it's a sell signal. The problem with /smg/ is the loudest are the mentally ill while based bizraelies make like 1 or 2 posts every once and a while about something that could really make you money.
>>62137592>>62137581It's weird how Koreans themselves buy American tech stocks instead of investing in their own country. I get why it started due to the memories of the Asian Financial Crisis but it's weird how long that memory has persisted while they actively engage with pump-and-dump crypto scams and trade everything on leverage.
>>62137819stop reading and copying and instead think for yourself bossthe medium doesn't matter, reddit is 99% people shilling what they bought because they are anxious that they made a wrong callhere schizos babbling or shilling terrible stuff i.e. HGRAF there are few sane anons though, just choose what you engage with well, true for anything in life
billions must not fly
To anyone who is 30+ years old, how the fuck are you not a homeowner by now? You are trying to build wealth by investing but don't have a fucking cent worth of equity? Enjoy sucking landlord ass for the rest of your life. Enjoy working until you're 98 years old.
>>62137821>says the anon with XOM in his tagwhat did he mean by this? :-0
>>62137821Not true when it comes to post quality. 90% of reddit is literally bots. At least the posts here are made by humans even if they are or aren't mentally ill. If you go to reddit to shape your opinion on anything you might as well just be a mass consensus bitch who doesn't want to really think for themselves.
>>62137808There's nothing that looks good about rental car companies right now. People aren't going on road trips this summer and the world cup bounce isn't going to happen because of a man who eats well-done steak with ketchup.
>>62137829I'm curious what is going on in your personal life the prompted you to make this post...
>>62137829But I do own my house anon
>>62137833>well-done steak with ketchup.Honestly, out of all reasons to hate the orange asshole this is one of the dumbest. "I'M A STEAK SNOB AND CAN'T STAND HOW OTHERS USE FREEDOM TO EAT STEAK WRONG!" who gives a fuck?
>>62137829Lost my 4 bed detached on 1/3rd acre with garage in divorce. Now I rent a 2 bed apartment that's two expensive so the kids can visit once in a while.
>>62137833>well-done steak with ketchupmmmh yummy
>>62137834If I'm allowed to vent... I charge someone rent to live in my house. But I can't help but keep going to reddit's landlord hate boards where they keep saying all landlords are bastards and how I'm evil. I can't stop reading it.
>>62137810>>62137819>>62137833i mean yyou guys remember the CLF tranny right? and the bayhorse tards?
>>62137828I'm trying to book a holiday in august for me and my son but this shit is impossible rn.
>>62137829i have 100% equities actually, and they grow faster than illiquid house valuations do
>>62137829I do own my house. Lower your tone young man.
>>62137833>eats well-done steak with ketchup.That wouldn't surprise me.
>>62137829We're all homeowners and we're killing it, wdym?
Wait, Jeff Bezos has an "AI lab" with +30billion valuation but also invests 25 billion into Anthropic so that they can buy 100 billion in AmazoncloudHow much AI is there
>>62137844>I can't help but keep going to redditYou have to go back.
>>62137844have you tried finding a man to handle the house and finances so it doesn't bother you so much
>>62137832There's a fuck-ton of bots on 4chan too. They don't even try and hide it on the bigger boards like /tv/.>>621378291. It doesn't make sense to own a home alone, you get enslaved to maintenance whereas with a rental I can treat the place like a ginger step-son .2. Homeownership doesn't make sense at current costs compared to holding your equity in stocks. Especially in a city. Doing the math on this is something everyone who holds stocks has done multiple times but even with leverage the material risks and maintenance is ridiculous without even getting into the fact that there's few levers left to raise prices even higher.I'll probably buy a home outside the city in a couple years when I have kids with my girlfriend but that's mostly about getting good schools, the environment and simple space. Property-as-an-investment hasn't made sense since 2008 unless you're just looking to park your money.>>62137837It's like putting ketchup on pasta. If you can't see the problem then you need to sit down and learn the art the cuisine.
People who defend people putting ketchup on well done steak need shooting.
>>62137844Fuck that sucks, I used to help manage property for a family friend that was renting out houses they owned and holy fuck the people that rent houses instead of apartments are something else. There is always something off about them and fuck did I do so many fixes since I run a handyman business. People have no fucking clue that squatters and the people renting can have more rights than the person who owns the god damn property.
>>62137856>ketchup on pastathe japanese actually use ketchup on both rice dishes i.e. omurice, and also on pasta dishes, i.e. japanese napolitan you tell me japs dont have good cuisine boss?
RTX earnings not till 13.30.......
>>62137861>you tell me japs dont have good cuisine boss?Anything that once lived on rice is not cuisine.
this market is very gay so i'm not playing but sitting on losses is pretty ass toooh well
>>62137856>There's a fuck-ton of bots on 4chan too. They don't even try and hide it on the bigger boards like /tv/.Ok then name me the bots on /smg/. What bots do we have here? I'm not talking about 4chan as a whole you dumb fuck but it's already been exposed how many posts and accounts are bots on reddit.>It's like putting ketchup on pasta. If you can't see the problem then you need to sit down and learn the art the cuisine.Why would I give a fuck what a person puts in their body in the first place? I don't hire a fatass plumber with his ass crack showing because he knows how to pound burgers down his gullet. It's one of the most retarded reasons to hate someone. I would understand if it was like something like drug addiction because that actually has way more of an impact on the integrity of a person than food.
>>62137845Those guys unironically liquidate themselves. You can see them in real time post their regret in poor life choices kek
TRVE PATRIQTS REPORT IN
>>62137872TWO MORE WEEKS
>>62137575It's lost about 30% of it's purchasing power since 2020.
What will Trump say at 8:30? It can't be bad news
Plebbit is till in pure euphoria mode
>>62137878I'm still putting like 60-70% of my paycheck into VOO. Am I doing good or desperately hanging on to doomed boomer investing?
>>62137851Which person one lowers the property value more? Or does one offset the other?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62137889better to choose good performing 5-6 stocks from VOO and invests into those it increases volatility but it don't matter for retail LONG, you will have better returns
>TRUMP: IRAN HAS VIOLATED THE CEASE FIRE NUMEROUS TIMES
>>62137696Oh, just the, amount of time needed for today's oil futures rollover.What a coincidence.
>>62137696I also forgot or rather didn't know when the deadline ends, so I asked AI about when the deadline ends. That because I remember the market pumping tuesday evening. So logically the 2 weeks deadline would be today. But AI also told me wednesday. Never fails to deliver
>>62137878Undesirably over 6 years, which was part of a global event that caused higher inflation all over the world. This is meant to be intentional, US-focused and more rapid, where USD is meant to lose its value in comparison to other currencies.
>>62137904>Futures
>>62137908It hasn't really lost it's value though because all other countries in the end keep up with the world reserve currency for oil and trade reasons. If anything this has caused global problems that won't be resolved unless a new world reserve currency is adopted or some sort of international currency is adopted and national sovereignty is destroyed all together in favor for global sovereignty. Maybe one day people will wake up in this animal farm and realize there are no "national" winners in this pig race when the finish line is at the slaughter house. It's a nice little controlled demolition happening to this small world by an international cabal of elites.
LATEST TRVTH JUST DROPPED.I love this retard.
>>62137896time to win again.
>futers
Why does Trump love fags so much but hate trannies
>>62137912But that's exactly what's going on. Global exposure to USD has been declining over long time, but it's now ever increasing, with national banks buying up tons of gold and oil being traded in non-USD currencies. The devaluation is meant to mark the end of USD as global reserve currency as an attempt to make the unsustainable US debt manageable.
WHAT IS HE GONNA SAY? IT CAN'T BE BAD. HE HAS TO PUMP US
>>62137914This fat fuck is so pathetic
>>62137921because we are israel's scapegoat
bynd is fucking mooning again. i might get to sell my bags after all
>>62137921IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y M C A
ChatGUPTA
>>62137923War.
>>62137923He's just gonna rant about some unrelated personal grievance that is currently on his mind.
>futures just keep pumping>Strait closed>Trump posts some ceasefire stuff that doesn't sound good>>62137923He's gonna tell us that the war is won
>>62137931He wouldn't do that just before the market opens>>62137932lol
>>62137923*Ahem*Niggers and jews
>>62137575Put it all on NAK brother
>>62137934>He's gonna tell us that the war is wonAgain? So fucking bullish.
>>62137922Yes, it is a manufactured problem with a manufactured solution waiting for it. I wish national sovereignty and nation's people were actually worth a damn but it's like prison gangs running a section in a prison cell. It doesn't matter what they trade amongst each other at the end of the day, they are all still prisoners.
>>62137923What are you talking about? My portfolio did good yesterday
>US Forces Board Iran-Linked Crude Tanker - WSJIt's over.
Heyyy mumu, having a little trouble breaking the permanent high set last Friday?
>>62137829I could buy that shit cash but I want to live with my mommy. If I want to get out of the house I just go to my gfs or we get a place at the beach for the weekend.
Quick reminder to do your trip, like, next week instead of this summer.And to sell in may and go away.
Did any of you hold pyschadelic stocks last friday?
>>62137950No
>>62137398thanks for reminding me what day it is, i'm hungover>bynd meat pumpinglooks like we know what the zoomers will be eating on their practice deployment...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HYNIX XISTERS
> futures
>>62137914>I was very impressed with myself to have the head of Apple calling to “kiss my ass.”kek. In his attempt to praise another man, he still has to humiliate him
Daily reminder that the "up and to the right" schizo is a plebbitor
>>62137964proverbs 12:10
Why are ZAINICHI koreans so bullish?
>>62137969Hey buddy. I think you got the wrong site. Leddit is up and to the right.
≥Wake up≥Look at portfolio≥Get a raging hard onIs this bullish?
>futureslooks like we won the war and everything is back to normal, seethe about it Iranians
>>62137928why is it can recover can it 100x
>>62137953I just realized I have been doing this wrong. I always thought it was sell in may and go gay for pay. I think I made money regardless though.
>>62137977your "port" is a man isn't itbearish everyone seller
>>62137953>And to sell in may and go away.why would we do that, the market has been following SPY historical seasonality to a T so far this year
>>62137969>gold has gone up and to the right since thenah yeah after underperforming for how long again
Trump will tell us that he loves Tim Apple.
>>62137982He's looking more and more manly by the day.
>>62137982part of why the femboy fetish is so hot is because of the thought that they are such huge sluts that cock not only makes them horny, it makes them change their whole life for it.
>>62137950I'm doing ok actually
>>62137995okay
>graphs without X and Y axisWho the fuck makes that shit holy fuck
>>62138002It's so retarded. Robinhood is really casual.
>ALAB +9% pre marketSo....Sell or hold?
Is there a reason I shouldn't be buying WEAT 35$c for janurary
>>62138013i don't even do options and i can tell you that it's very dumb because you're paying for a bunch of theta which means you don't know when this is going to happen and unless fire rains from the sky across the northern hemisphere there wouldn't be a move to justify that premium so just from my 8th grade education and scratch-off veteran understanding of probability i can tell you that you don't want to make money so much as have the most hipster bearish position in /smg/ that makes you look like you know something terrible is going to happen.
>>62137950Because I was a gook the permanent high was actually late Feb
>Jensen Huang in heavily accented Chinese-English>DO YOU CONSIDER ME UNITED STATES?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u3SY8nvjhQA
i'Tos v,er>Trump On China: Thought I Had An Understanding With Xi>US Pres. Trump: We're Ready To Go Militarily- Will End Up With Great Deal-Iran Has No Choice But To Send People To Talks-We're In Strong Negotiating Position-We're Dealing With Them Very Successfully-US Totally Controls Hormuz Strait-Blockade Has Been A Success-I Don't Want To Extend Ceasefire; We Don’t Have That Much Time-Iran Has To Use Reason, Common Sense-Iran Seems To Be 'Bloodthirsty'-Iran Has Probably Done Some Restocking
Escalation? OIL price is going up.
>>62138028If fire rained down across the northern hemisphere it would be less devestating than what is occurring with oil amd fertilizer across the entire planet that the market so far has failed to price in
>>62137485Oh Fuck!
>>62137995Actually most of them are already super feminine and they transition because what they really want is acceptance. Interesting fantasy though.
>>62138039$87 is too cheap so expect it to go up on no news
>>62137485Genuinely, unironically worrisome. This post caused me anxiety.
Should we be stacking laundry detergent?
>>62138041maybe that's why beyond meat is pumping, we're going to have to cull livestock to conserve resources
>>62138047Trump is talking in a few minutes.
>Trump: If We Left Iran Right Now, Rebuild Would Take 20 YearsLast year after the bombing he claimed the installations were destroyed
>>62138049sounds reasonable enough even if i'm not familiar with the work of "Al Rabbi Weimar Silver Baron" @BankerWeimar
>>62137435So fake. They're even having a laser-beam fight at :11.
>>62137980if you count premarket its up like 70% in two days. thats good
>>62138049Wash your next load with water only you'll barely even notice a difference
>Trump Praises Tim Cook, Jensen HuangI was right >>62137990
>>62138050MOTHER FUCKERSBEYOND BACK BABYSQUEEZE!!!!!
>>62138049are there other detergents than laundry detergents? Do tide pods go bad?
If the dollar loses its value, doesn't the price of stocks go up anyways? Why do I care if the dollar loses 20% of buying power if people will be able to put 20% moer into stocks and the value of stocks will go up 20%? At any time I can just sell my stocks and buy yuan
>>62138066Based dirty neet
>bitcoin is digital gold!!!erm no that would be IAU
>>62138075they aren't 1 to 1
>>62138075Because we're a consumer economy that has abandoned the consumer. In the name of cheap labor so the boomer's 401k's can go higher we have mass imported and mass h1b1'd so the economy is essentially stagnating completely as the middle class diesSo if you're over 50 you shouldn't care. If you're not an old boomer you do care because this isn't sustainable
>>62138049Maybe in powder form.
>>62137357>mfw I get to season dey piggy sauces, is so nice owning a business and charging them piggies whatever i want
>>62137861>you tell me japs dont have good cuisine boss?Yes. They have the worst cuisine in East Asia and it's not even a close contest.Long-term bearish on Japanese food companies. Korea and China already outclass them internationally, poke is superior to sushi and Malaysia has them beaten on soups. >>62137868You sound too zesty to bother with.
>>62137770Anon, what do you notice about line, even when it goes down?
Im going to make a stupid amount of money with gold miners it's not even funny.
>>62138079baby, the "dollar losing value" can mean many things. the us dollar losing value on the currency markets is not the same as inflation, it can be a really good thing too as far as manufacturing is concerned, falling dollar is a huge tailwind for any company that exports and i want to see that. it's not so good for your jet set lifestyle i will admit that though. good morning by the way, did you like my joke?
>>62138075That depends upon how much do stocks rise in comparison. If USD loses 30% of its value, but stocks only go by 10%, then stocks still lose their value compared to buying something like gold or JPY and then selling for USD afterwards. At least that's how I understand it. It's mostly fine for most stocks as they're companies that tend to be global and exposed to more markets, so it should at least partially project on their price and revenue to diminish the effect, but if you hold USD cash or heavily USA based companies, then it could be pretty severe loss of value.
>>62138091devaluation of currency is bad for the economy as a whole, saying it is good for export is just a minor subsetjapan also has severe devaluation and their export isn't doing that much better compared to prior worst thing with devaluation of currency is, import becomes impossible it hurts many parts of manufacturing and kills people that want to consume any kind of imported goodforces them into potentially not as good local products that have lesser qualitydestroys local economy competition as they dont need to compete with global products anymore
>>62138094big global companies are already indexed to global stable currencies and dont face local currency inflation issuestsmc basically earns fully in USDthese companies and most other big ones already make contracts in global currencies anyways
>>62137914sell apple>do nothing ceo calls me to pump his bags and brainwash americans into their itoddler devicesevery apple device is a worthless toy and always has been, if not for government intervention
>>62138091It would also negatively effect the prices of imported goods, which is probably what most people would notice and care about. For investors and people caring about maximizing their wealth it would be about diminishing their exposure to US markets and USD, but I'm mostly interested in the whole shift favouring heavily the price of gold as it's being heavily stockpiled by central banks.
>>62138097you don't understand the intricacies of currency. you don't seem to be able to parse the difference between inflation and international currency pairs either, which is cute when she does it but not for you. importers lose but exporters win. which one of those supports domestic jobs i wonder??? your imported car might cost more sure but boeing will outcompete airbus for a decade and that makes a difference. trade convenience for resilience and strategic advantage.
>>62137964If i was Pres?You'd better BELIEVE I'm better than you.But, I'd expose the Jews and shit, I'm cool as fuck.
Barron can you tell me whether the ceasefire will end tomorrow? I need to know whether to buy short dated calls or not.
i bought tqqq calls yesterday. what am in for?
>>62138106The truth is, there was no cease fire
>>62138107Sorry anon, today will be volatile and red overall.
>>62137996>y-axis not includedthat 1M dip looking spicy
what times are negotiatians happening? or not
>>62138099I tend to agree as most of the popular stock options and ETF's are heavily global underneath, so while they may be impacted, it shouldn't be all that severe and most likely a wash. It's probably not something to change your whole porfolio over for most invested people, but it's an interesting topic to me nonetheless.
>>62138110anon...
Why wouldn't an almost dead boomer use a reverse mortgage? I don't really see much of a downside other than "but you aren't going to leave anything to your kids!"
BULL +9% premarket.
>>62138079i'm moving up by the way, and i know you are too in your own way. you're blessed and lucky and i'll take good care of you babe, it's what i want to do. don't be so gloomy about the future.
>>62138113>what times are negotiatians happening?they are always happening inside the orange nigger's head, therefore nothing happens
spoilersthe ceasefire talks will never get resolved, but the ceasefire will always get an extension for the next date, which will repeat for a full monthstocks will only go up in this period, where the people waiting for a dip will never get to participate in the rally
>TRUMP ON CNBC: President says ‘maybe’ government should help struggling Spirit Airlinesgommunism
>>62138090Tickers?
hey bobos check the futures
>>62138118That's basically it. If you don't have anyone to leave your stuff to or you just don't give a shit, it's a solid option.
>>62137768KEK CASH BAGGIE
>>62138126gov blocked the merger that killed them lol
wow that sure is one airlift going to the middle east at the moment, 16 C-17A's and 2 KC-135's
>>62138130Ooooo...
>>62137880what did it end up being?
>>62138062holy smokes I'm about to fomo
our boy
How long do you think Bessent can keep magicking digital oil out of thin air to keep the price in the 80s?
>>62138090NAK bro?
>>62138090TICKERS
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT SOXL BROS
WTFWT
>>62138145It's joever
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>>62138145BASED BASED
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>>62138145based
>>62138145Yay, I'm already back up to where I was yesterday!
>>62138141Not so fast you big meanie.
>>62138168So what's the story behind the girl statue? Sobthe bull symbolizes rhe American economy, and there's a girl standing in front of it?There's some sort of modern karen feminism though processes here that I don't quite understand.
NAK bros the owners filed their response to the government's brief contesting EPA's veto. If the veto gets over ruled there is a chance it could open. The underlying litigation has to done with NEPA which requires environmental assessments but must also weigh economic value. The neat thing about Nepa is it is purely procedural. The environmental impact statement must be completed and it could say the environmental impacts are very severe, but regardless we think the mine should open. Could be a 100 bagger if everything goes right but there are a lot of hurdles.
>>62138168Ok....SIGH......How many pedo jerked on that statue?
>>62138145LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!
>>62138185Yes, the Karen statue was so unpopular among bankers she was moved away eventually
>>62138185>So what's the story behind the girl statue?
>>62138112>Y axis not included>Chart shows the top amount in big letters>Chart shows the value added in green lettersClearly the Y axis goes from 354k down to 134k this time a year ago. The dip a month back is only spicy if you're a retard that sells the bottom. I bought more during the dip. Maybe dog coins are more your speed.
just got liquidated. lost 50k because I was overleveraged. some of it wasnt even my money... holy fucking shit
