another fake and gay crab day edition>I'm a poor bobo incel who wants to bitch and moan about the strait of hormuz and sandwars>>>/pol/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62138151
NIGGER MARKEEEEEET
Eat my SOW sniffer.Gleek piss.Sneed bitch.Corn husk the fiddle.
>>62138628Delete this pedo shit you dumb fuck
Does anyone know if overtime is still being taxed as of now, but then you just get the premium pay repaid at tax season? I feel like even when I work 20 hours of overtime I am still getting barely any extra shit
AMD
> nows
$UNHgawds ww@?
My Daily PNL is vibrating around the 0 mark....
https://www.hfir.com/p/wctw-the-oil-market-breaking-point-eab
I'm an incel bobo, what's the status of the sand war, and has the straight of the whore's pussy been reopened for free use, or is it still under lock and key boss.
>>62138654*kisses you*
>>62138654same
>>62138647https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/treasury-irs-provide-guidance-for-individuals-who-received-tips-or-overtime-during-tax-year-2025
>>62138660Trump put a big beautiful chastity belt on that thing
>>62138663>giving the government your tips
>oilon what news?
>>62138656
Those 7070 puts I saw at open increasingly looking like smart money.
short oil
Warsh is talking about getting the Fed out of the bond market. Good riddance QE and the endless up and to the right forever and ever.
>>62138667>no newsToday is the April 21st rollover, you can thank the treasury they make everything they can to make sure it doesn't shoot up to 110.
The mother of all short squeezes is about to drop.
Trump won’t let oil get too high because Fox News has to use clips of democrats reeeeing about oil prices to embarrass them, I’ve figured out the matrix. Short oil.
>sold AVAV for a tiny gain>sold CAR for a tiny gainFUCKu might want to buy AVAV by the way, they make small overpriced kamikaze drones for the US military, and other stuffthere's not that much risk assuming no war; the company isn't going anywhereif there IS war it should go up quite a bitidk why it's up so much today though
What happens when it breaches 7080 on sp500
>>62138678?
WILL,IT CLOSE RED OR GREEN TODAY?PLACE YOUR BETS
>>62138679Mental illness is like a broken clock boss
I bundled my portfolio insurance with my home and auto. Thanks Jake from State Farm
>>62138687My MU will be red...
we must encourage more women to wear flesh tone color matched to skin color lips glossthe number of ugly tinder/hinge bitches wearing 1930s style deep red lipstick because they think it looks "classii" is incredibly bearish for future population/productivity
>>62138687all in on red
It helps to think of money as an illusion on your trades
>>62138645
>>62138663OK, so it is still getting taxed. That sucks. I'll get another bigger tax return but I have to wait a year for my shit again.
THE PUMP IS OVEEEEERRRRRR SEEEEELLLLLL SELL SELL SELL /SMG/ SELLLLLLLLL
BUY EVERY DIP
>>62138698yeah, I am a turbotax W-2 filer, but that's aids if you have to wait till filing to see it. Maybe a proper tax guy could see if you could jew down the withholding somehow with each paycheck
kek gigainflated government gibs SPY baggies
>>62138699It's in
TRUMP JUST TACO'D OUT ON THE PUMPING OF THE MARKET OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
Well, well, well.Those who listened Professor Jiang win. Those consumed by their hubrys and their bloodthirsty desire lose.Today, justice was served.
if it hits 7080 SELL EVERYTHING
Sell now or wait for tomorrow's """peace""" deal for more fake pumps?
>>62138693I think we should make them wear lip stick that matches the color of their nipples, that way you can tell if she's white enough to fornicate with or not without going through all the hassle of getting her to take off her clothes boss.
>>62138711>hubrys
Goin 100% cash. Something is coming.
Trump has NEVER said he's wanted rate cuts at any point in his presidency. He has ALWAYS been in favor of rate hikes to curb inflation. You're brainwashed by TDS if you think otherwise
Niggers are panicking BUY BUY BUY
>>62138730If Trump said shit sandwiches tasted good. You would be toasting them like a real Patriot! Wouldnt you. Idiot
>>62138727and stay out.
Listening to nightcore while I see my shorts print money
>>62138737Cringe but kino
>>62138730You shitpost, but I could see sycophants try this angle in a couple of months.
>HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UPit's going back up
>>62138744>TuckerGOD
>>62138709>not just full on tight leggingsWhy are women mentally ill?
>>62138746They look good on short girls desu
>>62138698gen z might be the first generation that doesn't do their taxes - mostly because they are too lazy.
I see dark times ahead all because of this stupid jewish war making petroleum supplies run out.
>The celebrity CEO knows he has two more years of protection before he will face the same fate as the blood prisoner. (Elon Musk/Elizabeth Holmes)
>>62138749AI sloppa will do it for them
>>62138727Bridge and Powerplant day.
>>62138677>you can thank the treasuryi was considering joining them but i dont wanna get heemed on a spike back to 100 and like i said, on what news?
so how bad is this Kevin Warsh guy going to be?
wait why is Vance appearing at the white house cabinet meeting the cease fire ends in 8 hours and for air force one it would take 15-18 hours to get there??????
>>62138760He looks latinx
>>62138763can we just have Jerome again?
>>62138762There are no negotiations. Iran didn't show so Vance never went.
>>62138645Oh my God is that a 24 year old child sitting on the stairs completely nonsuggestively Im going insaaane financially speaking
>>62138760he basically caused 2008now he's back
>>62138762The end of the ceasefire was today but Trump has performed a mini-taco and now it's tomorrow.
It keeps bouncing off of 7085 as the floor
Redpill me on SOXL. Is it worth waiting for another 90% drawdown? It happened twice already in 5 years, what's one more blackswan?
Money is an illusion
>>62138772they do need to start pumping real estate again that's for sure. need more jobs and shit for the poor people.
>>62138774>and now it's tomorrowthats my president!
>>62138737Needs more crime wave https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YMZ7qoH9blU
>>62138772>he basically caused 2008soooooooooninja loans or market death??
>>62138756>Musk has never delivered even so much as a working prototypeBobo please
>>62138760it's hard to tell overall, but it sounds like there'll be a more active fed. not every meeting with unchanged rates and extreme caution
>>62138758bridge and powerplap day
>>62138772so can, we just have this nigga again?
>>62138774apparently he was meant to go today but the trip has being postponed according to the new york times
why yes iam still buying oil and gas stocks, how can you tell
the fact the deadline is one day longer for no reason even though the ceasefire was 2 weeks
Half of this thread is an ad by Indians trying to pump their bags and the other half is israelis trying to trick each other. Idk why even bother with this general anymore other than you technically need one for stocks.Its pretty bad.
>>62138781If it wasn't I wouldn't have been able to accumulate so much of it without having to contribute something to society
>>62138796honestly, why? this war still feels too temporary and TACO'y to make bets off of.
plane carrying witkoff and kushner rerouted towards Washington ?????
>>62138793Top signal
Nothing ever happens
>>62138806the easy gains have been made for sure.
I don't want to buy AMD at their all time high, but there's too much buzz to ignore
>>62138805CHICKEN JOCKEY
TEST
>>62138796Girls like this don't actually exist IRL
What did Trump say on CNBC?
>>62138814ummm thats literally me bro
>>62138810buy high sell higher
>>62138814Thats because its a man, anon.
so all those MSM posts about meeting on Monday, then Tuesday, were all lies as Iran never sent anyone. Surprise surprise.
>>62138744It's going to do the same shit as yesterday.
Don't worry guys OIL double-topped. we are back.
>>62138810DCA every two weeks for the next 5 years
>>62138820that would explain the impressive calves
>>62138746They're not mentally *ill*, they're mentally retarded. They get retarded at about age 13-14. Remember they used to say "Women mature faster than men"? It's because even the most mature women are still mentally and emotionally in junior high school.
jerome..... do the needful sir
>>62138805They're too scared to try to come to a resolution with the Iranians. Everyone from the media to the soldiers on the ground know this war isn't going well for us, and it is quite possible that Iran used these two weeks of cease fire to finish their nuclear weapons that they have been two weeks away from finishing for like 10 months. So now it's possible that things get very very messy for everyone involved now boss.
trump truth inflation is at an all time high. we are reaching a point where truths no longer move the market in a meaningful way.
>>62138772Congress caused 2008 by requiring banks to take on bad loans so niggers could buy homes.
>>62138772why are american authorities so determined to destroy the world? is it their corruption? is it their love for israel? both?what's going on?
>>62138833Trump needs to make up his mind.
>>62138833>Trump is now hawkish
>>62138833fucking WHATleast believable thing I have ever seen in a twitter screenshot
>>62138836if mortgages were at 20-30% where they should be it wouldn't have been a problem.
>>62138780>Is it worth waitingNo. We just had one. You're missing out now.
>>62138833>DEPLOY ZE BLOOMBERGTrump likes high interests now!
>>62138843Trump has always preferred higher interest rates. When Powell sat around waiting over 2 years to do something about inflation, Trump was screaming at him calling him too late, and that we needed rates to be up around 7% to keep inflations from becoming a problem boss.
>>62138834Get it onnnn
>>62138628Put that on my cock!
Gold is getting sold off. I think a lot of countries are getting desperate for oil money, even with oil futures being relatively low.
>>62138835and then take them away when they inevitably default on their mcmansions on a paver's salary. All part of the plan.
>>62138844Interest rates should be 0% but you shouldn't be able to default on loans and if you fail to make a payment you get shipped to a work camp.
CAN YOU STOP SCAREMONGERING?! YOU’RE GONNA MAKE ME CHICKEN OUT OF THIS DIP TOO IF YOU FUCKING RETARDS KEEP THIS UP
>>62138853Oil go up...gold/silver go down.Put them side by side. Put em in a bun. Eat them one by one.
>>62138849That's why jpow needs to get thrown in jail so he'll listen more carefully.
>>62138860America is a usury based economy so get used to it pal
TOO MUCH MONEY TO GAIN IF THERES A DEAL THAT NOBODY WANTS TO SELL. TOO MUCH MONEY TO LOSE IF THERE IS NO DEAL SO NOBODY WANTS TO BUY
>>62138843>least believable thing I have ever seen in a twitter screenshotit's realhttps://x.com/DeItaone/status/2046573589336297921in b4>zerohedge>walter bloombergyes they are meme accounts, but their all caps posts literally just repeat the wires so its not an opinion post...vid...https://x.com/researchUSAI/status/2046593329819963892
>>62138860just combine the ideas so once enslaved debters could never actually get out from under the interest. perfect sources of state labor.
>>62138860based but at this point you'd need to destroy society and rebuild it to make that simple change
>>62138862DON'T BE A FAGGOT AND BUY
>>62138864Time to sell oil and buy goldIf AEM drops a bit more it could be nice.
>>62138862Buybuybuybuybuybuybuy
>>6213886912:25-ish on the bottom link, they talk about what Trump expects from his next fed chair and he says he will be disappointed if he doesn't cut rates right away.
>Ceasefire Violated: Rockets Launched Toward Our Forces, Drone Identified at Lebanon Border - N12>Market pumpsYeah ok, I mean, technically after the ceasefire being violated the next possibility is that it will be remedied, so you could basically just immediatelly frontrun pump on the news of violation.
>>62138878>>62138885but I'm scared, bobo told me we are going to crash because of oil shortages I don't know what to do, I am in cash and have already missed out on a big rally, but now we are at all time highs
>>62138893Sorry bro, but Israel wants war>“Chances that US and Iran will bridge their differences and reach an agreement, or even a framework agreement, are very low to nonexistent," a senior Israeli diplomatic source told Al-Monitor.>Vance hasn’t left to Pakistan yet. Trump can renew ceasefire unilaterally but unlikely>NEWS: Israel sees chances of Trump-#Iran deal almost “non-existent”, is preparing for next phase of war. Ceasefire expires today 7:50 pm ET
>>62138893giant niggerbanks printed 1 zillion trillion dollars or somethingit should continue to go up for a few days at least, but it seems like there will be a crash soon
You guys probably don't remember this but during the QE days, every negative economic indicator caused the market to pump because it ensured a continuation of the money printing.In this sense, every escalation of the war provides an opportunity for another TACO pump a few days later.
>>62138885https://x.com/vivbajaj/status/2045887306272588267
>Pakistan has said the talks are to begin in hours for the past 24 hours>Nobody's plane has even taken off yet>US and Israeli military posture indicates renewed hostilities soonPakistan and the market are in sync in being in denial
>>62138897I thought we were going to sign an infrastructure deal where Iran gets new bridges and power plants while we get the dust boss?
>>62138899that's what I just said
>>62138890he always fucking says that whilst at the same time fucking about with tariffs and wars that raise inflation which he admits needs rate rises to counter
S&P topped at ATH on Friday, we double topped today in London trading and now we're going for the big dip as oil climbs
>>62138912omg
>>62138893I saw some chart recently where it showed that the biggest gains came from uncertain markets and ATHs. You’re not an autistic savant, you can’t time the market. All you can do is dance and buy more when it drops.
>>62138897> they're sending JD again
>SAARS DO NOT REDEEM>WE PAKI ARE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE SAAR>NO NO NO NO NO >MAA'AAM... MAAAAAA'AAAAAMM
>bobos are aping back into the silver crab now that they're bored of the oil crabpretty gay/cringe/retarded
>>62138915>you can’t time the marketnah, you most certainly can time this shit. It's as easy as collecting shekels from a gentile boss.
ceasefire ends tonight right?anyone brave enough to load up for the taco?
>>62138915How's your DCA going?
one good thing out of this war is at least both sides of America now hates the chosen people openly
>>62138905Yeah. Just watching Marandi live there. No plans to leave for Pakistan unless something is publicly conceded first. Something meaningful. He expects the war to resume very soon. And it to be vicious. Civilian target focused. I think smart money gets In cash. Buys the next rounds dip after a week or so of fighting. Ride the TACO bullshit rebound. Then you sell it all and repeat again. Will continue until something critical like the credit markets or bond markets crack somewhere. Then unknown territory. War. Melt down? Melt up? Peace? Aliens AI who knows. But tough times if you are poor with no assets, land or home.
Silver? I hardly know her!
If my oilbags don't pump to 200 right now and we won't get a circuit breaker this months I'll hate Iran and the USA forever.
VIX peeked over 20 for a second there
>>62138930no he randomly extended it 1 day, kek
AMD finna go to 1000
>>62138906calling it dust is so boomercoded
Reminder the market has priced in an end to the war by the end of April, or at the very least an extension to the ceasefire, if the war resumes expect the market to tank
>>62138893If you're not buying you're not playing. Get out there and buy some dips
>>62138933This isn't even true. The only side that hates us is the wrong side, which happens to be where you are, asshole.
>>62138939kekfucking state of it... anon needs to update this, think theres been a few more since lmao
It's not a war, it's a special operation. You'd think these Goldman fags would have read Tom Clancy.
>>62138939No, he clarified it was for EDT not paki land time which means the ceasefire ends on Wednesday the 22nd of April at 8PM EDT, you should always assume the time Trump uses is based on the east coast of the US
>>62138919Finally doing the job the vice president posts were made for
Can the world economy handle two oil based dips in such a small amount of time though? Surely that would cause an actual long term recession, right?
Has there been a military buildup during the ceasefire?
>>62138939Because it's TACO Tuesday
>>62138905Pakistan will release and AI video of AI Trump and AI Khamenei attending the AI peace talks.
>>62138955Yes, we now have more firepower in the region than we had at any point in the special combat operation boss.
>>62138951I thought Tom Clancy was so cool when I was 12 too. Then I read Without Remorse, the story of how the Son Tay Raid would have gone if only Tom Clancy's Mary Sue self insert SEAL-CIA agent character had been there to shoot the random Russian Advisor and tell the raiding team that the prisoners' location had changed!Christ, I'm glad I grew up.
>>62138957A shitposter can dream.
>>62138955Yes, more C-17s and KC-135 Stratotankers headed to the Middle East today and have been doing so continually since the ceasefire, the USS Boxer which left from California weeks ago arrives soon if it hasn't already, the USS George H.W. Bush is also headed to the region but is going around The Cape of Good Hope off South Africa to avoid the Bab al-Mandeb Strait
last chance to buy puts before we plummet and fill the gap to $701also thoughts on this, am I getting closer? >>62138928>>62138945
>>62138955a fuck tonit's literally been non stop like this video since the ceasefire started, Iran have dug out some of their missile launch sites and possibly got some weapons from china too, though their stocks were still pretty high anywayhttps://x.com/Breaking911/status/2046624833379680305
You'd think Goldman fags would have read John Grisham.
>>62138932It’s going well, I put $3,500 into VOO every month while you guys do price discovery.
>>62138965Recent US intel says Iran now has access to 60% of their pre-war missile launchers, up from 50% and 70% of its missile stockpiles, up from 60%
status?
>>62138937The thing about current month futures is there's enough stockpile to meet demand for the month of may but with a lack of supply and lots of tankers filling up, onshore inventories will drop significantly. Then when you actually do the math, there aren't enough VLCC's to keep the US Crude & LNG -> Asian markets pipeline well supplied because travel times are much longer, requiring more tankers. So the drawdowns will be quite significant while they are in transit.Most people expect that there will be a total inventory drawdown of about 1 billion barrels already if you fully consider these delayed effects, even though the SOH disruption has only directly disrupted about half of that
>buy schd >be up biglyits that easy
>>62138954Every one knows recession is going to happen. If you have stocks that will be affected then you have been warned
>>62138946Didn't even call me boss or jam boy, big mad.which side am i on? hint: I hate all sides. Neetyahoo got everyone into this shit, and USA getting dragged along like a warhound.
>>62138976Just over 31 hours until the ceasefire expires
>>62138972Weird i remember they said iran was almost out of missiles and launchers. 50 and 60% doesn’t seem to be ”out”
>>62138983They don’t even know how many they have in the buried cities and silos.
Can we all agree that during war time all stocks go up?
@62138981Don't (you) me or my wife's son ever again.
>>62138936I kek'd
>>62138983Because they included missiles 'stuck underground' but due to the ceasefire it has allowed Iran to dig them out, they also still have 40%-50% of the pre-war drones too and still maintain the entirety of their fleet of fast attack boats and some mine laying vessels
>>62138772Oil going over 130 is what actually caused 2008.
>everyone convinced the crash is comingSPX is going to 7200 isn’t it?
>>62138980I have global funds, security and defence funds, and an investment fund which is like 70% klarna and the rest in things like spacex, openai, cerebras. Sell sell sell??
honestly incredible how wrong this thread was about schd
>>62138977don't forget about damages to production infrastructure, it's going to take years to repair some of this because there are limited manufacturers of the required equipment and they are backlogged for years
AMD be keepin pumpin
>>62139003>honestly incredible how wrong this thread was about piddly-dick gains
It's gonna be another round of "a civilization dies tonight" style posts on the turd social media platform by Donald J. Trump, won't it? My body and mind is fully ready for some absolute knee slappers tomorrow.
Ahhhh
>>6213900714.7% + dividends is A LOT
>>62139007you have <10k net worth, don't you
>>62139003Now do SOXL
>>62138972>Recent US inteltrump stated they had 'nothing left to shoot' about a month ago lmaoliterally as he said it sirens were going off in tel aviv
>>62139000I mean the recession in 2008(Began earlier than officially declared) led to the default of subprime mortgages(Subprime means low quality mortgages held by people with bad credit unable to pay them which was created by Clinton forcing banks to give loans to people unable to pay them back)
>>62139013...No.....
>Many companies that conducted aggressive layoffs in 2024 and 2025—particularly those aimed at replacing human labor with AI—are now facing "buyer's remorse," with 55% of employers regretting their layoffs. Due to hasty decisions and a failure to properly implement AI, these companies are now spending more to rehire staff, often bringing back the same talent at higher salaries.>Up to 64% of companies that used AI as a reason for layoffs are now actively rehiring, often within six months of the original cuts.>Replacing an employee costs 50% to 200% of their annual salary. When companies rehire these "boomerang" employees, they are often paid 5% more than employees who never left, creating a higher payroll cost.>Approximately 55% of HR leaders acknowledged that they did not adequately explore reskilling or redeploying staff before initiating layoffs/
Just solded my risky QQQ @ 655 6DTE expiration calls, and you should too.
GAP IS CLOSING AAAAAOIL IS PUMPING AAAAAAA
yeah baby, we hit the 7080
>>62139014soxl is an untrustworthy stock unlike schd easy come easy go as they say
There are smart people out there who predicted all of this chaos and made no money because the market does not fucking care
Put now?Print bigly?
>>62139028there are also big time dumbos who think bad stuff = market go down and went broke
>>62138955What do you think? Look at what's happening, not at lies on LieSocial just there to buy time and make the markets go higher so it serves as a cushion.To add to >>62138965>U.S. military cargo flights have also seen a large surge when compared to before the war. In the two weeks leading up to the war (Feb 14–28), 542 cargo flights were tracked heading to the region. >Meanwhile, during the ceasefire (Apr 8–21), 819 cargo flights were tracked throughout the region, with the majority landing in the Middle East.
>>62139028guys like that don’t have the balls to get rich, but they've got the brains to be pissed at not being rich
>>62138982but are they meeting again?
>>62139029you're a tad late >>62138716 but not terribly so, a lot of hot air beneath this
>>62139029i told you all yesterday but you didn't listen. you might be too late now...
>Brent 99.50$
all my shit is slightly down except AMD and CRDO
>>62139038can you keep your sunglasses on? Your eyes are a bit creepy
>>62139021>News articles are now trying to pander to angry laid off wagies that got replaced by a GPU.Lmao. THEY do realize that those retards don't have money to actually spend and writing copium articles for them won't get them any extra money right? That article was probably written by an AI which is why it didn't name any companies.
>Oil is climbingTRUMP. DO SOMETHING. TWEET YOU ORANGE FUCK
OIL IS BACK
>>62139047ceasefire extended to August 2028. Thanks for your attention
>>62139028Theres no such thing as chaos. Only the weak experience "chaos".
>>62139043Only AMZN is in the green for me. I'm tempted to go cash and gamble that Iran won't bend the knee and the war starts up again.
WTI
>>62138628Dibs on the plastic Bottle
>>62139031I think people thought the same thing would happen as the previous oil crisis' that have happened, but the world is not the same, we rely much less on oil, there's more oil exporters in the world now, products that use oil are much more efficient and the strategic oil reserves around the world built because of those events in the 70s have helped curb the impact dramatically, the US announced it was releasing 41% of its current SPR reserves, and globally there is a coordinated effort led by the IEA to release 400 million barrels of oils/fuel from strategic reserves
>>62139054>WTI
>>62139052Okay Mr. Littlefinger
>oil is mooning
>>62138687>WILL,IT CLOSE RED OR GREEN TODAY?>PLACE YOUR BETS
I am scared. Whats going on? Can someone hold my hand please
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (oil)
>>62139040>oil shocky
>war is restarting>Ukraine keeps bombing Russian oil facilitiesYeah maybe i should just go cash too…I’ll cry if Drumpf calls like a 7 day extra ceasefire though
I'M NOT LOOKING YOU GUYS ARE SCARING ME
>>62139036I don't know, seems no one really knows, Vance should've left by now but the news is reporting his trip has been delayed and he went to the White House, they might announce an extension to the ceasefire
Not selling until we death cross lalalala
>>62139021fake news and copium for laid off cattle.
>we might get a dipNice, a potential sale.
>>62139067Maybe it's better for your psyche, I'm now -6000 buckaroos daily PNL
>>62139063>Bessent
>>62139065Zelensky called out the EU for telling him to stop attacking Russian oil facilities and he said he won't stop until the sanctions are back in place
>>62139057my point was more that even if bad things do happen the market doesn't have to reflect that. It can forward look or straight up ignore what it wants. And I think any bearish thesis needs to be firmly aware of that. It feels like you should only ever be bearish against the index as a day/swing trade or a hedge.
>>62139068nyt just reporting that negotiations with Iran are on hold until the get a response
>>62139016Okay. But the recession was caused by oil prices going though the roof. Otherwise the party could have gone for far longer. It was the trigger that led to payment defaults from the dumbfuck retail that overmortgaged themselves and couldn't pay anymore. All due to stupid ass shit from the government that allowed people to overextend themselves and banks playing the game and making it worse, I'm not refuting that. This is what caused the financial crisis. But the trigger to the financial crisis was oil.
>>62139073>scrum master>whole job is coordinating a 5 min meetingYeah we never needed them boss
>double dip stock market recession
The hubrys of all those bloodthirsty individuals (won't 'mention their 2 countries) disgusts me. Your arrogance blinded you and now you're gonna have to deal with the real world. Today's crash is just the beginning,
>>62139064Oil shocky is back in town
>>62139081I wholeheartedly agree
AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI HURT MYSELF TODAY AND BOUGHT MORE PAPER SILVER NOWif they dont extent i am raped
lots of volume on those sells, big money thinks something bad is happening...
BB still mooning
Drumpf is gonna chicken out and extend the ceasefire for a few days at least. I’m calling it
>>62139093>bad thingsb-but I was told this was priced in?
>>62139065>I’ll cry if Drumpf calls like a 7 day extra ceasefire thoughwould we expect a big bounce from another taco? don't feel like any gap up would be that significantit feels like a taco is probably priced in to an extent that an extension would only provide a minor initial bounce then another run you can load into... but negative news could tank it badly, especially after the recovery over the last week and a bit
When do I press the buy button?
>>62139093>LE GOY LINE GOES DOWNits over
>>62139073>scrumLmao
>>62139060Gold and silver falling. Oil rising. Same thing that happen before the last attack. It’s on. Expect 15% to 20% fall in gold silver. With maybe 40% stock corrections in the aftermath of this phase in a couple of weeks. Made big gains buying the bottom there. Calling 4300 bottom on gold. Maybe one day. Maybe a week. Liquidity squeeze and speculation again. Buy US and Canadian miners. Low energy risk. Ride the 20-40% upswing as it recovers. Then sell around 5100 I’m guessing May end of.
>>62139081>But the recession was caused by oil prices going though the roof.A contributory factor but oil could have been free and there still would have been a major recession.
>>62139028you just described all economists for the last 50 years
>>62139093yeah just saw that volume surge, woah
>>62139098in two weeks
Thinking about flashing my cock at the CEO tomorrow.
>>62139082>scrum masteri had to look up what this was and my conclusion is that if was renamed to scrotum master the only candidates accepted for the role were 10/10 stacys, then they would have more value in the marketplace. soon the scrum master will be scrotum master of a different kind (homeless)
>>62139104I think he might've called the top
I'm not smart but 20x leverage short at a $90.48 entry price means he is now liquidated?All his apes gone?
Thinking about reenacting the drug dealer scene from Boogie Nights in front of my female coworkers
>>62139102yeah, good analysis. gold will get hammered again along with equities and BTC until the next (perceived) improvement in the situation
>>62139110Tech companies subsidize women to keep them from starting families. They get jobs like scrum master or admin assistant
>>62139102POV: you are telling /smg/ your grand multi-stage investment plan where everything needs to be perfectly timed to work
>sold my puts way too early Ugh…. W.e.
Wtf an oil tanker just flew over my house
>>62139112Bearish pessimism cancelled?
>>62139120Impossible. There is no more jet fuel
OILWON
>>62139103I don't agree with that. I'll agree that as a whole, 2008 was an incredible cocktail that we may never see again -not that extent- but recessions don't happen out of nowhere. Especially not after the 2000 bust and tech recovering and basically the world being fine again. Again, this recession happened because oil prices were unsustainable. Without the financial shenanigans it may have been contained and just be a small recession and a small -15% dip that everyone would have forgotten about by now and that would be it. But the cocktail was what it was.
My dad works for Nintendoil
>>62139115Opportunity. Hopefully gold sold down below 200MA. Buy the miners US and Canadia. That have dropped the most. Producers only!Free fucking money. >>62139118Worked last time.
At least 26 Iranian shadow fleet vessels have got past the blockade, I imagine the US will be sending more ships to enforce their blockadehttps://www.lloydslist.com/LL1156966/At-least-26-Iranian-shadow-fleet-vessels-bypass-US-blockade
Is fintech recession proof? Poor people still need to buy things they can’t afford, right? Just like they do today
>>62138687the overall markets? red probably, but not by that muchoil? green.
i wish my portfolio would do a V curve
>>62138711>>62138722we are entering a period of crysis
>Pakistan Is In Continuous Contact With Iran On Confirming Delegationpls respond sirs
>>62139134I got an ad from Sofi for a personal loan as low as 8%. Who does that shit lmao
Sitting on liquid until reality is reflected in the market.
>>62139129what do you think about the junior miners ETFs? better to go with individual stocks?
Ever since the unprovoked and illegal USA agression started, this is the first time OIL starts pumping hard during USA trading hours.Something has switched.
good time to sell options rn
>>62139125Who the fuck said it came out of nowhere? The 2008 financial crisis was, is, and always will be a result of the housing bubble and lending practices in place at the time.
>>62139137you get an inverted v curve where you bought at the top instead
>>62139144AVAV also pumping by the way
>>62139139Pakistan's government put so much of its reputation on the line for their mediation roles, that they are desperate to keep the talks going
>>62139151Pakistan just does whatever their masters in Beijing tell them to do. They don't actually care about saving face or anything, they do what they're told.
>>62139154Pakistan is a US puppet though not Chinese
I'm on the fence about this stock.They have agreed to be bought at $35 but the stock is heavily discounted.The CEO who wanted a different buyer already quit.The employees who went on strike already agreed to a bonus package.It really feels like the sale is moving ahead. Could be free money.
Yeah, something has switched. Trump didn't try to TACO before the market open, not even axios or walter bloomberg. Something has switched.They're gonna accelerate
Stay poor doomers
>>62139142 I’m taxed higher on ETFs so I’ve no choice. Sticks. Stupid but that’s the law.
>>62139157Pakistan is way closer to China than US, but it's not really an ally either. It's "neutral enough" for both US and Iran to meet in.
>>62139078That's entirely performative. Critical drone components are made in Europe or otherwise paid for by European money.
over
Dear 'ran, I wrote to you but you still ain't calling.
um guysI know we can go up 14 straight days in a row that's common and normalbut can we go DOWN more than 2 days in a row?
If Trump last minute tacos with no Iran confirmation of his bull shit. Who would have the balls to stay in market overnight Kek.
>>62139157Look at which countries almost all of Pakistan's weapons imports are from these days
>>62139174>>62139174>>62139174
>>62139169Yep I dipped out as soon as I got that notification
The TACO?
i boughted the oil top trying to swing it
Went for an hour walk with my 75yr old old man and come back to this. What did you do to the market, smiggers?
>>62139134I don’t think food stamps go through fintech middlemen.Speaking of which i was just thinking how funny it is that walmart has essentially replaced gold as the go to recession hedge right now.
>>62139167Ukraine builds fp1 and fp2 inside Ukraine and is now selling the technologies they've created on the international market. The russian oil industry WILL be sanctioned. One way or the other.
WTFWT
>>62139157>Pakistan is a US puppet though not ChinesePakistan is a $2 whore with a gaping asshole it will spread for whoever pays.
>>62139151Bruh, Pakistan is a puppet working on the US behalf. I sure as fuck didn't forget pic related. Yes, the edit history on the Paki prime minister tweet is still available.
