>>62138628>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G (embed)
Buying one of those to impregnate
> nows
>>62139174ROI on purchase of one of these?
Vance got cucked again
Ok, I’m spooked. I sold. There’s literally no market damage control happening right now. Bombings incoming
Oh bobo kek
War happening is bullishWar not happening is also bullishWhy panic?
short oil
PANIC SELL EVERYTHING
>>62139182He sold, now it salt and pepper goes to 8000
>>62139182Hahahaha
>OIL dumped>Vance "put on hold">good news to the market somehowtop kek
oh look the suspicious oil shorter was right
>oil is bottoming
well dips over, V's in.
>>62139196>OilGOD
TACO? What is going on?
>>62139180>>62139178it will drain your will & you'll start making very poor/emotional trading decisions
>Iranian tankers bypass US blockade https://ft.com/content/21dff2c7-1e27-4f74-81d8-31dcdbe9188e via @ftwait what
>>62139172i hope so brotherwe're going to end green today aren't we?
>>62139200so nothing would change?
>>62139199that's what i'm wondering
PUMP IT
>>62139174do these smell like real women?
>>62139203The market pumped on the blockade of Iranians. Now iranians bypass it and that's also bullish
did I miss the taco?
>>62139178based>>62139180bad they dont age well>>62139208no they smell horrible and i let my cum sit in them so they smell like cum
>>62139204yes
>markets at all time highs>SOXL at all time highs>check GME>red on every chartKEK BAGGIES
>>62139189>>62139191Yeah I don’t care about day corrections. Im spooked by the silence. I’m taking a two week profit.
>liquid shitcoin
it's not pumping, that was all the stop losses at 7100 and a fib up, it'll go back down now
>>62139215man, can you, idk, pay a prostitute to cosplay or something?
>>62139205xd>>62139211i'm still not certain what that meanswhen there's a TACO things start going up, right?
>>62139227TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT.Basically, going from "I'm going to commit genocide" to "just kidding bro lmfao" when he sees the red candles.
>>62139224that would mean i have to interact with a roastyroasty only wants money not satisfy meroasty will rip meleave me empty poket and unhappyvsbuy thesehave it for few yearsalways by yoursidefuck and touch when ever you like, dress her up how you like, order the shape you likemy only hooker experience is in amerdamwent to the redlight distict. wanted to fondlegrabbed her but few times she instantly pulled my hand away danced a bit arround meargued to buy more time the whole 5 minutescharged me 50 eurosfucking whore
so it went up to the green circle and now it's going down to the red one
>>62139228ah yethat's what i thought but wasn't certain, tyvm
bought the oil dip
>US Imposes New Iran-Related Sanctions - OFACTrump adding pressure, doesn't want to TACO
>>62139227TACO is cringey reddit meme. literally, it comes from there.And i say that as someone who doesn’t like the orange senile.
Did we all just buy puts for nothing?
schizo hours
>>62139243Schizo market
>>62139241>wei bought coinbased and 3x papersilver my dude
AMD is projected to increase their EPS from 1.53 now to 20 dollars or more by 2029. Will this actually pump the stock though?
The market wants an excuse to fill this gap.
The algorithms are programmed to short on any news related to SOH
IT'S TIME IM SELLING MY BEAR SPREADS WEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62139240seems like you can trade around it, regardless
ages come, ages pass, lean hogs are always in demand
>>62139252might sell my car xdi guess if there's gonna be a recession it's better to sell your shit months before it hits
>maintence call
>>62139215smell is important. thats something they could improve on.
HE SOLD PUTS!SEND ANOTHER WAVE OF SHORT LADDERS DIRECTLY THROUGH THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ!
>>62139255this but disposable vapes
This is the first intraday weakness we've seen in weeks.
>>62139261Just buy some per actually you know what... just fucking kill yourselves.
David Axios about to work overtime
>>62139253You can use it to extract signal, yes.But if I wanted to extract signal from redditors i would just go to reddit./oursite/ is supposed to be different.
TRUMP WE NEED ANOTHER RELIEF TRUTH POST AND TWEET SO THE AI ALGORITHM DUMPS OILPLEASE
All this shit has made me realise there is no reason to own stocks on any other market than the American. Drumpf does something and the European and Asian markets are already closed so you can’t fucking do anything anyway. >tfw want to go cash but can’t
I don't get it, is the market going to go up or down? Why is everyone saying different things?
>>62139273Smart money is waiting on the sidelines to see what happens.
>>62139270but we have a /gme/ general
>>62139273The market is going both up and down
>>62139248Priced in
POWER TWO HOURSPLEEEEAAAAASE
>>62139270i feel youneeds to be more autism here and less popularity contest rhetoric
>>62139274Smart money is betting on dead Iranians boss.
>>62139273if people don't eventually agree, a new fork will form for each direction
>>62139281this ;-;i bought the top left of the V curve lol
I have it on good authority that Trump, for once, is going to do an anti-TACO tomorrow. His people have short positions this time.
>>62139272The Japanese and Korean markets were the funniest ones.Look at the Nikkei, nightmarish -5% then +5% candles on the whole fucking index day to day. Absolutely nightmarish for Hiro, especially if he was leveraged.Also, the fucking Nikkei going from 30 000pts to 60 000pts in a single year? HELLO?And no, JPY going down is not enough to explain that retardation. But I'll give it to Buffet, he was right somehow.
CRDO and AMD are keeping my portfolio from going straight to hell, for now
>>62139287real?
>>62139262noo saaaaar do not redeeem
>>62139257Okay, okay, it's time to rebalance at the end of the day>>62139293MOM
>>62139270Plebbit was in full euphoria mode, and has been so for a while already>>62137885>>62137888
>Ukraine Ready To Send Ships From UK To Help Reopen Strait Of Hormuz - TimesLMAO TRUMP
>>62139279I feel like this is either the case, or AMD will suddenly run to 1 trillion mcap faster than anyone can catch it, leaving /smg/ to complain "how the fuck can you add 600 billion dollars in 2 months that's stupid af:
imagine owning a tanker right now
>tfw robot is buying 4/24 $722Cs
>>62139298are u sent analyzing reddit?
>>62139255I'm doing a short squeeze on mine
>>62139249Fuck off, Seen.
>>62139304this is what i meant to do on monday but my deposits hadn't cleared yet so i can't buy options till tomorrow
>>62139181By who ?
>>62139304forgot image
>>62139298that's good, can we get a sentiment analysis overlay for this place?
>>62139273>Can anyone rightly predict the market for me for free?No, fuck off.
>>62139309
>>62139308it's also buying 4/24 682Ps on the low end. it's been doing poorly today though
>Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent>@SecScottBessent>The Iranian regime must be held accountable for its extortion of global energy markets and indiscriminate targeting of civilians with missiles and drones. Under @POTUS’ leadership, as part of Economic Fury, Treasury will continue to follow the money and target the Iranian regime’s recklessness and those who enable it.Shorter in chief talking
I can only slurp so fast mr epstein...
>>62139318i seei wanted to be a quant when i was younger but i did drugs instead xd
I thought that this was meant to be Black Tuesday, why we crabbin'?
>>62139288>drumpf do something retarded>Japanese market goes red>Trump tacos and American and European markets go green but Japanese already closed>it’s the weekend Drumpf does something retarded again so the markets marinates in that all weekend>Japanese market opens red again>Trump tacos after the nips have gone home for the day againMany such cases
>>62139324black tuesday in 2 more weeks, trust(it may unironically be 2 weeks lol)
I just got in the financial metaverse. Why dump? News? Did Jerome V2 spread cheeks at the hearing?
>>62139244this guy is a legend.
>>62139319sanction cope
>>62139302I simply cannot believe that no other big semi like>NVDA>MU>AVGOetc.is at all time highs EXCEPT for AMD if it isn't based on mostly speculation about AMD. People WANT this stock to pamp and have already since more than a year.
>>62139324Might as well be, faggot, fuck you.Down huge or up huge, nothing elseTHIS IS THE STOCK MARKET GORDON GECKO SHIT, NOT FAGGOT ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT MARKET
oils cut many down to sizespikes gonna strike the weak and strong alikeand then forever and ever close those eyes
>>62139334what did he mean by this
>>62139302NVDA and AVGO ran to 1T pretty fast. NVDA later added almost 4T more. i think AMD is being repriced as a third choice behind NVDA and AVGO.
>>62139324because everyone buys options so the dealers hedge and dampen the volatility
My WEAT call spread is back up from -100 to 750 bucks.
>>62139344You can group a collective of niggers for a sentiment, but they are not sentient boss
>>62139344sent analysis is not necessarily about analyzing the sentiment of the people who wrote the text, it's about analyzing the sentiment of the text itself
It's ov.er
>>62139312the best sentiment indicator I've seen for this place is fraction of anons currently experiencing a manic episode to fraction in a depressive episodeits more of a fuzzy color scale than a hard number tho
Ok it’s over
I wish all oil shorters a very happy margin call.
>OillongingGODS
>>62139248AMD is projected to earn 6.70 this year
Did Tim Apple just liquidate his folio or something. What was that on spy?
These huge candle spikes are fucking scary
>>62139350>>62139352did somethign happen?i see my shit went down a bit
>>62139359nothing ever happens
c'mon SOXL hit 100 american united states dollars. I know you want to
>>62139361ah mb
MUGODS we're green?
>>62139358>>62139357imagine losing it over nothingburgers
i tried to warn you
babys first trade in multiple yearsALEA IACTA EST!
>>62139368There was more volume on that candle than the open.
>>62139371happened yesterday too, who cares?
>Apple gets new CEO-2.4%
>>62139374Tim Apple was truly the goat.
>>62139369 no you didn't >>62139204
>>62139374I got it officially on my slurp watch
>>62139374Tim Apple isn't even leaving the company, he's just going to take a new chief diplomat position and spend his time flying around the world lobbying politicians boss.
>>62139376he did in the other thread, goldfishanon
>>62139374Apple's dip is purely technicals
>>62139374this is the new CEO
>>62139303Yeah I'm only up 25% ytd on flng
i'm down 3.3% today so far
>>62139381please be AI
>>62139174KYS pedo
>>62139379he literally just said we're gonna end the day green, he didn't diddly squat. his projection in the other thread was longer term
>>62139387it's AI, look at the tool he's holding in his right hand
>>62139381it looks like ai but its not. they are really like that.
>>62139387
>>62139392No they just do that
Thinking about buying one (1) share of CAR for posterity
>>62139389oh mb
>>62139376that was a joke, i've been posting since yesterday (when i became a bear)
I flipped short on MSTR today, 4:1 payout on bear spread if it drops to 154 at 4/24 close.
>>62139394>>62139392>>62139393big blocky nigger cube on the spatula handle for some reason, and it warps when his hand twists near the end
>>62139381Thank God this is AI.
fucking christ just DUMP IT!!!! tired of waiting
>>62139388
>>62139401trust me its real. they have weird bodies over there from eating all that slop.
>>62139411hmmm...
>>62139407Bottom signal.
bango
>>62139408*salivates*
>>62139381They do be like that though
Lisa Su is quite the handsome lady
>>62139407you vill keep waiting
>>62139408wtf someone needs to warn her about the AI bubble.
>>62139408rich linux tards want their linux-compatible GPUsthis is one real reason AMD should do well
>>62139422>rich linux tards
This is boring. Just press the PUMP or DUMP button already. I don't care which one.
>>62139394kek'd at pic
>>62139427it's probably a good time to load up on 0dte condors or butterflies, vol is probably in for the day
>>62139418I really wonder wtf that is
>>62139431>>62139418If it's not fudge I'm not interested
i have adjusted my positions accordingly
>>62139422Linux tards are like .01% of the market. Steam deck doesn’t count. I know because I am one
>>62139435>>62139426i guarantee there are a lot of midwit trannies etc. with software jobs of various kinds & too much disposable incomei want to see a wealth distribution breakdown for windows, mac, and linux usersit's true there aren't many linux users but i bet there's a significant amount of money in it
My robot is down 7% today and seemingly incapable of recovering. This is it's worst day yet and extremely frustrating.
>>62139440i'm down 2.8%7% loss from an automated thingy does sound frustrating though, sorry anonit seems kinda dumb to try automated trading during extremely wacky periods of time like the past couple months, though
So the tweets aren't working anymore huh
Bit queer that robots are down innit
tickercloud last 500 posts 11:30-now
my guess would be there's like 2 billion gorillion 3rd worlders who use windows laptopsbut as wealth/income increases, i bet OS use becomes more normalized, like closer to 33% each
>>62139421Why are you being facetious? You very well know when people talk about the "AI bubble" it refers to companies like OpenAI, Oracle, Nebius, CoreWeave and not the 'picks and shovel sellers' like NVIDIA, AMD, Micron, etc
>>62139452TACO is very bullish rn
>>62139409i'm sure raping a silicone doll that reeks of your own rotten cum is punishment enough. Is the hormussy closure driving up prices?
>>62139452>MUGODS
>sudden wave of depression whenI remember selling micron early after previously poopooing it>meagre gains when I could have had life changing gainsI can't stop (hating myself). 5 wasted years.
>>62139452This is the gayest shit I have ever seen. Did you migrate here from pintrest or something babe?
>>62139443it's only trading a paper/fake money account, but it typically does well during volatile times. I think it's buggered up my real account is up at least.
I hate being in the euro timezone when all I invest in are North American stocks and Australian.
>>62139465ah i see
Oil can't even stay above 90. Is Bessent doing his thing again filling barrels with paper?
>>62139464the wordcloud software only has gay colors sorry babe
>>62139463Dude, I left 860k on the table from cypto all because I thought $2800 was "too much money" to pay in.We have have these stories, it's just I never recovered my sanity and 0d call shit every day hoping for big win....It hasn't happened yet and I'm at 2 digit bank account.
ok guys im not gonna buy either one, so its gonna be a quick 10% in the next 2 weeks, but HOOD and BRK.B youre welcome
>>62139469it effects my mental health because I need it to average 10% a day so I know I can escape poverty when it's finally bug free and ready. it's more important than my real account
>BREAKINGBREAKING>BREAKINGBREAKING>The Revolutionary Guard places Qalibaf, Pezeshkian, and Araghchi under house arrest.NO NEGOTIATIONSIT’S OVERTHE WAR WILL CONTINUEI’M BUYING PUTS
>>62139452how do i invest in the company with the TACO ticker?
>>62139479Old news
So the black Tuesday was a nothingburger after all.
>>62139475>We have have these stories, it's just I never recovered my sanity and 0d call shit every day hoping for big win....BASED ME TOO>2 DIGITNot this though.
>>62139479wtf no they can't do that to my quant!
wtfwt?!?
>>62139479Good. Iran is ran by mentally ill retards >we can commit acts of terrorism in the strait but it you block the strait it's le act of war!!!?Just send a round of nukes their way, get a convoy of warships from other countries to guide safe passage of the strait and turn Iran into a nuke dumpster fucking retards the stock market will recover but not while Iran is alive
>>62139479>>62139482>military coup is old news
>>62139479>Araghchiwasnt that the smug retard from a few weeks ago. kwab
>>62139486i dunno, i have my chart set to 1s candles and it's moving around too fast for me to tell what is going on boss.
>>62139478i feel you
>>62139483see >>62139479the market is rejoicing over the uncertainty in the outcomes being reduced. now that we're sure a nuclear war will be initiated, we no longer need to fear the uncertainty and can rally to $750.
>>62139488First of all, it didn't happen, you made it up, and you're gay.
bussyent
BYND is going to be the next big AI play.
>>62139493meant for >>62139486
>>62139479Also, whether it's true or not or is bound to happen, wtf is all that fucking circus with le negotiations in the first place. Since day 0 of the war, the civilian elected government/president were never a faction even taken into account. Hence the problem when too much IRGC guys were eliminated during the opening days.And now suddenly they're the guys they talk with. Even though they still don't hold any power, and never will.The fuck is that fucking circus.The only ones worth talking to are the ones holding the guns, and it's not the Iranian president that fears for his life. And there's nothing more untrustworthy than a fucking politician fearing for his life.What a fucking clownshow.
>>62139484I do small ass bets but like today, started call, then too late, put. Now crab which means don't bother anymore.
>>62139497I am going to rape you
>>62139452That > ticker seems very bullish.Best picks for the greentext sector?
>>62139493should i bring my stocks to my bunker with me?
>>62139479the war is a low-effort conspiracy to distract from SOXL being $100. get with the times bobo. you're stuck in last month. way too slow.
POWER HOUR PLEASESTOP THE CRABBINGSTOP THE FLATNESSPUMP IT HIGHER NOWWE NEED TO GO SUPER GREENJEROME
>>62139255wait, so I can buy one instead of spending money and time on dating?
Mr. Softy (MSFT) is +2%. cant be stopped lately.
ya gotta be shittin me
Trump wants this war to be his legacy, he is going to make sure that we do it right, with plenty of boots on the ground and lots of bloodshed boss.
>saw the dildo coming>entering the order>being near power hour made it happen quicker and more violently than I expectedI was entering calls at 1.45 and the price was over 6 before I could hit enter.
>>62139487>get a convoy of warships from other countries to guide safe passage of the straitIf it's too dangerous for the US navy then it's certainly too dangerous for anyone else
>>62139479Source nigger
>>62139272I can't complain about my Samsung stocks, which 3x ed. But I made bulk of my gains in american market though. Too bad I dumped Intel at $28, with only $8 per share profit.
>https://www.census.gov/economic-indicators/calendar-listview.htmlIs it just me or does it feel like more and more and more and more economic indicators are being "SUSPENDED" and *changed* inf the footnotes every month Mr. Mumu?What do you reckon is behind all this data discipline and rethinking hmmm?
>>62139458They are not produced in iran retard
>>62139517Good Afternoon, vagueposter.
>>62139513No it has nothing to do with danger it has to do with time, resources and needs. The world wants and needs the strait to be open. 40 countries ALREADY got together and discussed doing exactly what I said. escorting vessels through the strait by force. and it will be easier after we nuke Iran several times which we will do. they're going to literally be a shanty town
>>62139521Hey don't call that guy who doesn't fuck plastic dolls shaped like children a retard, Jeffery Epstein wannabe.
The ceasefire now rests in the hands of these 8 women
>>62139521Obviously Muslims enjoy the real thing, they are made with petroleum products howevermaybeit
>>62139315>/biz/>predictlmaoeven when someone is correct, it's drowned in the sea of piss
>>62139526Kek they've already been raped to death
This was a worthless piece of shit dayEven worse because outside it was sunny, making you feel like death for spending it inside
>>62139526lmao what a gooner
>>62139526>2, 6, 7, 4, 5, 1, 8
>>62139524Would nukes be enough to take this out?
>>62139526 /biz/ would you do race treason against your white genes by impregnating these women? Be honest
power hour or else I will use the n-word
>>62139526This is a lie. They can't show their faces. These are epstein victims. Is this the HGRAF dip to buy?
>>62139515He made it up, would be kino if a Nazi warlord seized power in Iran and waged Jihad on the Semites thoughbeit.
>>6213953550,000 pound bombs and some nukes yes
>>62139526>Bita Hemmatithis is the bimbo looking one, she can stay with me
>>62139528lol muslimsnigger your shithole is infested with pedos that rape, impregnate, rape the new borns, drink their blood then sent the flesh of the children to fast food chainsyour mudslim pedo haha propaganda is not working anymoremcfucking kill yourself jew
>>62139543I'd like a bita her, if y'know what I mean eh? eh? high five.
>>62139542Is there even a 50,000 pound bomb in the US arsenal?In any case, conventional bombs don't seem to have been enough so far, so I guess the nukes would have to do the job
>>62139536Iran laws are Islamic so probably no negative consequences to doing so, right?
>>62139547>*rapes you*
>>62139544Didn't the head mudslime dude you all worship fuck kids? It's totally a muslim thing jamboy.
>>62139526>random nigger screenshot with no link>7 gorillion repliesnice bait
>>62139548gbu-57 30,000 pound bomb rather. I assure you Iran doesn't have a trump card
>a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bushok but what about 4 in the bushor 8
We’re really gonna ignore 25% of the world oil supply being strangled?!?!
>>62139557
>>62139553You could easily search for it yourself, I posted the news article, stop being a lazy nigger
>>62139531yep worthless day after 10:15. it had me going there for a minute.
>>62139555If the US has conventional weapons that can knock out all of Iran's missile bases from the air, then why did the US apparently not do so during the 40 days of fighting?
>>62139562all you have to do is include the site/publisher logo in your tiny tiny screenshot selection area, but this is rarely done anymore
>>621395584 in the bush is worth a bird girl sex doll in the hand
>>62139559>25% of the worlds oil being strangledYou have to stop getting your news from thirdies.
>tripfag is a single digit iq retardcolor me suprisedand never reply to me ever again you filth
>>62139281>>62139506>>62139538power up or down? im hoping we get a fat juicy dump, aryan style
>>62139559We have to be missing something and or these guys have to know something we don't. They make a living by making educated guesses about the futures price. They wouldn't bet on $80 futures when the physical price is $150+ and rising, with the supply actively going down further, unless they had some sort of insider info
>>62139566You do what's minimally effective. You may think it's not been but they seem to not agree with you. They're the leaders of the most powerful military in the world. You pick your butt on post things on a cartoon website
>>62139559
>>62139567You could easily go onto truth social to see Trump's post about it you dense nigger and it's being reported on by many news sites
>>62139571DELET THIS
>>62139578>still the same ID telling me about it & no one else talking about it
>>62139570look if you want to curse israel and worship pedophiles that's your prerogative jamboy
>>62139569This man is right.In fact with the lag times and doubling of routes its closer to 30-35% of oil deleted.
I think HE could save his whole empire by saying a vague sorry and changing his name to Eron.
>>62139576So your argument is that the US can knock out all of Iran's missile bases from the air, but has so far chosen not to because of some 18D chess strategy that mere mortals can never hope to comprehend?
>>62139590Are you forgetting the billions of asians who will think he is mocking them and take this as an insult boss?
>>62139589It's significantly less than 20% between tankers filling up in america, some tankers getting through and mass reserves. it's closer to 0 than 20% rn. the price being above $60 a barrel is purely paper manipulation
>>62139584That's nice and all but you easily have the tools to find it yourself
>>62139589tell me what to do, thenxd
>>62139559Yeah we're really going to ignore what's going to happen to Asia without gulf crude/lng. You've got Taiwan putting out press releases about how their crisis management is "superior" to Korea's because they have 11 days worth of LNG compared to the latter's 9. It's pretty clowny.
>>62139575when do the current futures contracts expire
>>62139596it legitimately would've been easier to do a full screenshot of the news site instead of going out of your way to drag & select an areaso i think i need to not expend effort out of principle
CAR +20%
>>62139592YES.
>>62139598oh shit
>>62139555And how would that be delivered? The Iranians conceded to the farcical bomb drops at Isfahan last time to save face for the US. Because they knew the facilities were way deeper than any US conventional weapon can touch. So Trump claimed the Iranian nuclear program was completely annihilated. Remember that?Do you remember we had Marandi and Alastair Crooke the next day telling us it was an agreed “for show” mission to end the 12 day war back in July 2025 at the request of the US because they ran out of Tomahawks, JAASMs , THADS, Patriots and Iron Dome. The Iranians were as usual too kind and naive. And again the murder of negotiators and backstabbing attacks begin again in late February 2026. For the supposedly annihilated Iranian nuclear program. Pure theatre. The US has not. And won’t field aviation over Iran over terrain masking altitude. There are too many MANPADS, IR guided systems up to 20k feet just waiting. So they’ve dragged that last of the standoff weapons they have. Likely completely disarmed themselves in all theatres for this for a few years. For what? The same terror intimidation tactics the Iranians didn’t submit to last time? When the us begged for a pause? The alarming part is. The only card the US actually has left is the use of a nuclear weapon. And that fucking diddler has just enough nothing left to lose and alley cat morals. To say fuck it. Why not. The US controls but one thing. The button that says. Turn out the lights and take our chances. Only one bag I know can survive such times.
>It's 13% of oil traffic that goes through the hormuz>15% of oil has just been shut down>news are reporting 20% of the world's oil is now unavailable>25% of oil is being strangled>30% of oil is goneAre arabs stealing African and American oil wells now?
>>62139591If you're claiming Iran has some super secret move left they don't and we have a counter if they do. We can flip this argument around and say why did Iran allow us to destroy their entire navy and air force, blow up half their missiles and blockade their strait? next we destroy what's left, take their oil and uranium from them and go in like Iran never existed. like taking candy from a baby
>>62139603i fuckin bought at like 510 and sold at 575it pisses me off but atleast i took profits o algo
>>62139603that's nuts those shorters are all going to get liquidated
>>62139603What a jokeWHY?Will HERTZ go up too? $8 now, be cool to hit $700 next week.....for no fucking reason!
power half hour pleasedeliver it soon30 minutes or less
>>62139613short squeeze o algo
>>62139613i'll be watching HTZ.
>insiders are buying before the taco announcement at market close
>>62139600The fact that you automatically believe something because a logo is in the picture shows you're a retard, should always double check something
>>62139607If Iran has something we want we will take it it's only a matter of doing it the most efficient way possible. It's more efficient to try a deal first rather than obliterate them. The more you talk up Iran the funnier it gets when whatever they do turns into a massive L for them
>>62139614nigger hour
>>62139609I'm not saying Iran has magical powers. I'm saying Iran has superbunkers. Iran doesn't have enough superbunkers to protect all of its stuff, but apparently it does have enough superbunkers to protect a lot of it, including a lot of stuff that can be fired at ships passing through the strait.
Guys, wake me up when something happens.
>>62139622i can't double check it without looking up "washington post trump" or whateveri'm not gonna go sifting through 1 gorillion SEO optimized news outlets for an article posted 5 minutes ago, but i might do as you say if there were a site i could go to & check there
>>62139629If someone got inside those superbunkers so will we
>>62139613>>62139603>>62139615>up over 500% in one month aloneShit like this just depresses the fuck out of me. I make gains but no where even close to that in such a short time. You ever feel like nothing good was gonna happen to you?
from this morning but you get the idea
>>62139631rip, anon
>>62139614Back under 7100 makes all those calls resistance I don't see how we pump through.
Is avis a joke?Can't call or put under 1k?Faggot ass shit
It's insane how they just won't let oil go up. In the future, books will be written about the financial fuckery that occurred in 2026.
the turdies that said Muscovy would take Kyiv in 3 days are the same ones pretending Iran is some kind of world power
>>62139629Once they take stuff out of the super bunker and use it to shoot at ships, the military tracks the projectile back to the source and blows up the source in under 3 minutes boss.
>>62139634Open a short position soon eventually the squeeze will stop and you can make 2+3x on the crash
>>62139634no, but if anyone here is trading they may want to look at stuff like that. this place used to follow short squeezes.
>>62139633Better luck next time maybe?
>>62139634Hit up Hertz, maybe THAT will jump retardedly too!
>>62139625>>62139629What's crazy is it will just make people feel like nuking them will be more and more justified the shittier things get. Seriously, no one gives a fuck about Iran.
>>62139589This poster may or may not be wrong but they are definitely a tranny.
>>62139634better to make 10% per day for 120 days than 500% in one trade o algo (assuming you don't take losses a single time)
>>62139632>I can't look up the headline which is clearly shownWow, kill yourself
Time for the tactical Axios exclusive
>>62139652ur not gonna bait me into looking up ur bait xd
one more scam pump for the road?
