southern italian edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-financ[INSERT HERE]e-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62140184
1st for the "oil to $60" fag revised that target from $50 after baggler called him a retarded nigger
Anyone still long equities or short oil should sacrifice their body to feed the starving masses when the supply shortages hit.
>>62140823When will shortages actually hit, it's been almost 2 months. This shit is boring. I was promised global economic destruction
1st for gangstalking niggers making a new thread right before i click post
>>62140818TIL the best compliment you can give a jeet is tell him he doesn’t look like a jeet
>>62140818Tbh if he was lighter I'd believe it. South Europeans ahve the same round eyes.
>baggies
> futures
>>62140836Can these faggots just bomb a US ship already?
>>62140836grade A cope
20% of HTZ is sold short
>>62140836>arabicThought they spoke Persian?
>>62140836>>62140837Bears are a cancer on the hardworking people of this beautiful country
>>62140844Won't you get v& for this?
>>62140850They speak Persian or Farsi but write in Arabic script
Every time I remember SOXL was $8 just about a year ago I want kms myself.
>TRUMP: I like rate hikesKEK!I guess the Exchange Stabilization Fund is running out of ammo Mr Mumu!Will the Taco strategy work on the currency? I think not...
>>62140837It takes months for the ripple effects of something like this to fully manifest, even longer for more self sufficient countries like the US. Even if it opened up tomorrow some real funky shit would probably happen in the summer
>>62140857stop worrying about what ifs and regretsall the trades you didn't make are just fantasy. what the trades you want to make now
>futures
>>62140858>>TRUMP: I like rate hikes>KEK!>I guess the Exchange Stabilization Fund is running out of ammo Mr Mumu!>Will the Taco strategy work on the currency? I think not...ah good catchI was wondering why he said he liked rate hikes. must be a new taco tacticor maybe he just talked to warsh for 5 seconds and picked up his fed hawkish stance by osmosisthankfully he'll forget all about it tomorrow
I can't believe SPY is creeping back up from its losses today on the announcement of an indefinite ceasefire. FUCK THIS SHIT
>>62140859When do you expect the market freakout? >>62140867It's only 0.5%, things can easily go south by morning. Oil barely fell
>>62140852Bears are the only people trying to save this country from carpet bagging print-all parasitic 'gibs-me-dat' communists taking fed handouts like yourself Mr Mumu!When the day of wrath comes, when Mumus gurgle for mercy Mr Bobos justice will be divinely sanctioned and the clatter of bone against bone will be heard from 6ft under the earth of Virginia as the founding fathers applaud!You will be the star of the show!
>>621408702 more weeks
8% interests rates and 20% inflation by this Christmas, and that's just the start.
Anyone here in palm oil? While the U.S government suppresses the price of petroleum, the Indonesian and Malaysian governments have been subsidizing palm oil biodiesel for years. They've now also mandated increases in the biodiesel blend percentage due to the shortage. I don't see how palm oil won't skyrocket seeing as 300 million people are being forced to use more.
>>62140873How do I profit off of this?
>>62140874Wasn't palm oil already shooting up in price?I think that's one of their dietary staples
How terrible was the Shah's military junta that it created this radical of a regime?
>>62140876short bonds and short dividend stocks
SOXL
>>62140881nice! its up another 3% in the overnight.
>>62140874Palm oil is seed oil tier slop they dilute peanut butter with.
>>62140880>tfw there aren't options on my divi stock
britbong here, I want to invest in solar, which stock should I check out?
What if a bomb fell on the market?
>>62140878>>62140884>used in foodEven more bullish.
SNDK is going up soon, bros. I can feel it. Those of you who sold will be made to regret it. HA!
>>62140889bullish
>>62140889the market would crater
Don't get too cocky, Mr. Mumu.
>>62140889the market began pricing in extreme risk scenarios due to constant manipulation
This feels really off. The market has totally disconnected from reality. Is this the new age of Meta-Markets?
>>62140886>A British man>Wanting to invest in solar panels>At 2:00 AM in the middle of the nightMaybe you could look into getting a TAN, you curious British fellow.
>>62140902omg
>>62140904company earnings have been good all over the world.
>>62140904There's no limit to how high you can go when you print 7 trillion dollars in a few weeks Mr Mumu.Except when there is.
>>62140902>don't get cocky>the market might crab for a few months before going up again
>>62140904I hope we get a documentary about this or something, it’s so bizarre. Then some retard like this chimes in >>62140909 and says it’s priced even, even though we were crashing just a couple weeks ago and things have only gotten worse. The complete disconnect from reality and rationalism is difficult to grasp.
>>62140922I went all cash today. I don't give a damn if they keep pumping for a while. Shit's insane.
>>62140922>I hope we get a documentary about this or something
>>62140922>it’s so bizarre>he complete disconnect from reality and rationalism is difficult to grasp.things seem confusing when you dont understand them
>>62140924people watch The Big Short and Margin Call and lose a lot of money lol
>>62140923I hope it’s not the mark of a new paradigm of meta markets though. If it’s disconnected from reality and erratic like this too often it’s not a healthy market.
>>62140902We are repeating 1990.> the Daq during H.W. 1989-1990 vs. 2025-2026dip in the first year. round off into the second year. 14 day straight streak. You are here.
>>62140929It stopped being a healthy market a long time ago. It's now an insider gambling market, basically. Run by bots and algos.
>>62140930What event took place at day 0 for both of these lines?
*TING TING TING*henlo everyone i have an announcementi am officially announcing my pivot to aiplease join me in congratulating me on this announcement
fuckI should have bet money on thisEasiest gamble of my life, fuck V*rginia, glowie dump.
David wpuld like to know What kind of pronouncer you are:Sock-selOrSocks-ell
>>62140937Election
>>62140917S&P took ~2 years to recover, dipshit
>>62140818>a lot of people say I look romanianWellHe's not wrong
>>62140940i say socks uhl
>>62140874I'm holding AEP. They do palm oil but also rubber.
I bought MSFT at 366 a share, safe to say I cummed in that generational bottom so hard and for so long I am going to owe child support. Next buys are going to be Costco and HESM
>>62140937First trading day of 1989 and 2025 normalized then measured from 0% changeI should say we are lined up with day 350-360 on the blue line, the ramp up was in May 1990 when the last 14 day streak occurred. it could be argued we're lined up with the top pattern-wise. it could also be argued we have a way more to go up to match H.W.'s midterm year. I learn more towards this being the top but of course it would be unwise to discount all possibilities
I am poor but my family exploits me for money.Ticker for this feel?
>>62140960I feel guilty spending on essentials and medicine for myself.Ticker for this feel?
>>62140962>>62140960there is no ticker for that feel, shareholders don't stand for that shit
>>62140889The impact would leave a V shaped crater.Very Bullish. But also priced in. The market is forward looking.
>>62140964>shareholders don't stand for that shitHow do I become a shareholder?Cash gang atm
>>62140958Interesting correlation. Not sure it's more than just a coincidence though.
>>62140964Thanks for the (You)
>>62140948What's the bull case for rubber?
When did you realize that Trump didn't have the cards?I kind of suspected it when the US lost their expensive radar systems but it was confirmed for me when he soijak raged and said "open the fuckin strait"
>all essential goods imported from Asia because loldeindustrialization>Asia has no fuelNice "energy independence" that you've got there lmfao.
>>62140976>https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/worlds-top-condom-maker-karex-raise-prices-sharply-iran-war-strains-supply-chain-2026-04-21/Shortages of synthetic rubber. It's petrochemical.
generational entry on RTX right now
People realize the US/israeli, and by extension gulf arab, reign of control over the middle east has ended right? Only wildcard is how big of a brat the israelis will be when forced to accept this.
i could have had a 12x on SOXl if I'd just held
>>62140976Very resilient. Always bounces back
Goddamn I should have exited vxus when I was back evem last week and gotten out of this pos and back into only voo on this dip
>>62140991you forgot your /an/ webm
is the retard pump back on?
>https://www.reuters.com/technology/spacex-says-it-has-option-acquire-startup-cursor-60-billion-2026-04-21/SpaceX will be the Trinity test site of the Nuclear IPO>tfw watching them assemble the weapon in the open and nothing can stop it
AMD $289 in the overnight MRVL $153CRDO $187
The line will go up as Chuddah has foreseen
fuckkkkkkkkkk niggas I wasn't even thinking about gamblingI guess it's another fumble. If I had locked in, 73% chance the other day of Yes was an easy gamble. Throw 10k on that, easy 2700. Fuck I'm so stupid man.Or I guess it was 84%, but it was 70% like 2 months ago. Dammit. That's the second easy win from virginia I passed up on.
>~1.5x geared broad market iNdex ETF (GHHF)>Non-geared version (DHHF)>Factor funds (AVNG, AVSV, AVTE)I sold before the dip, where should I put my money (400k dollarydoos) next
>>62141005>but what if-
>retard line go up baggies going leveraged long into rate hikes and a supply side global energy crisisImagine covid or 2008 but the Fed's response was rate hikes and QT. Holy kek you retards have another thing coming lmfao.
>>62141014>He doesn't know about MMT
>>62140940Sock-sull.
>>62140994im the guy in the gif basically and mumus are the scared little old man behind the counter
>im too smart to make money
Who else shorting oil
>>62141024post the short
>SOXL OVER ONE HUNDREADTotal bobo extermination
>>62140984Condoms are weird. Either they cost 20 bucks in a gas station or they are free in a clinic.
>>62140854There's a thing called freedom of speech, eurocuck.
>>62141025I shorted at $94 a few hours ago. Why wouldn't you? There's a new ceasefire and the blockade will probably force Iran to the table. Oil only goes up if there's escalation threats.
>>62141041>the blockade will probably force Iran to the table
>>62140984BULLISH FOR RAWDOGGING
>>62141047>sanctionsIran is going to $0
>>62140949HESM?!?!?!? Holy BASED
>>62141047Services? How is Iran importing/exporting services?
>OIL
>>62141055Sexual services
I just ate a whole thing of cheese
>>62141059this is bullish
HOLY SHIT HE TACOED AGAIN, INDEFENITELY >PAKISTAN MADE ME DO IT
>>62141068
It's okay to be bearish, but never go full bobo. Sort of like how its okay jerk it, but don't troon out.
https://xcancel.com/alifarhat79/status/2042338074747625720
Stifel upgrades AMD price target to $320. Note is from 4/20.
>until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposalPossibly never, not if you do not "purge" the IRGC, which you'd need military action for.45 prior to his TACO Iran said they would not come and oil pumped. Then he posts about an extension TODAY even though he already for no reason at all extended the deadline by one day onto wednesday and not tuesday at it should have been for a 2 week ceasefire. He had one day to delay, but he did today because of oil lmao, >it was pakistan!
>>62140944Longer if you account for opportunity cost and CAGR>>62140976>>62140984>>62141035>sabre rattle the middle east for two years>cause oil and petrochem shortages>poors can no longer afford condoms or other birth control options>US population explodes>demand for 20-30Y bonds explode because banks have to match assets to liabilities on their loans (housing)>US economy is saved overnightTrump-sama, I kneel
>>62141081Why yes, immigration props up the economy, how did you figure it out?
>>62141081are poor people even the ones not reproducing? Poor people always were those that would reproduce the most. Either for their children to work or because they just don't care.Not having children because of money is mostly cope. My parents were pisspoor as children. Like, no TV, no fridge, no car, no nothing, and they worked as children on the fields
redpill me on the new ceasefire
bitclown is mooning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJce3H7b_Ec>>62141098it's bullshit. trump said the pakis asked him to do it. Iran has nothing to do with it lmao
>>62141103risk on again. pump is back on.
>>62141104who gives a fuck what iran thinks?
>>62141098It's extraspicy, because Pakistan asked for it. And it seems to have no timelimit because otherwise Trump, you know, TACO and such. Now basically only the navy blockade is the only pressure
>>62141103or iran is finna start bombing niggas again. i'm closing my oil short soon...
>>62141107>what is a ceasefireyou should grab a dictionary sometime, RETARDED MIGGER
>>62141104great tune
bear theme for the last few weekshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkzXFR05M2g&list=RDOkzXFR05M2g&start_radio=1
>>62140993>generational entry on RTX right nowoh shit, war's over already?damnmaybe I'll pick up a defense etf after a couple months, when people least expect a new happeningremember, trump does wacky shit when the stock market starts stalling outfirst time was tariff tantrumhe did venezuela when things first stalled. it worked, then he did even more after that.so buying defense stocks when qqq and spy are 2-3 months of choppy sideways seems like a good play
>>62140998>Goddamn I should have exited vxus when I was back evem last week and gotten out of this pos and back into only voo on this dipus and international stocks have both done well during the recoveryit's just that there was another little blip of oil shock today so international stocks took a bigger hit. and they will probably recover more.
>>62141081>>demand for 20-30Y bonds explode because banks have to match assets to liabilities on their loans (housing)unlikely in the extreme Mr Mumu>poors can no longer afford condoms or other birth control optionsPoors can no longer afford just about anything.Unfortunately we completed the project of the enlightenment here in America in the year 2000.No one was starving.Access to education was everywhere if you simply had but to pick it up.Information was made freely available to all via the web.What did poors do? Became even more retarded and ignorant than before.Thus the spell has been broken.We can't pretend that it's a problem of opportunity anymore.Mankind will have to find a new myth to pursue and pick up feudalism where it left off. It needed anyway, with wealth inequality like this the emergence of a new caste system is inevitable to prevent revolution.
>>62141068>HOLY SHIT HE TACOED AGAIN, INDEFENITELY >PAKISTAN MADE ME DO ITwe have reached eternal taco status
