Give me the money edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-financ[INSERT HERE]e-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62139681
2 more weeks
war starts again tomorrow
Its kind of crazy that Trump does the same thing over and over and retards don't get it. Thanks for the free money I suppose lmao
>>62140189About an hour and 40m acshually.
Kek Gamestop baggies missing out on another bull run. Imagine the only thing your company does is avoid bankruptcy so you can experience the Mother Of All Opportunity Costs LMFAO
im so fucked (financially speaking)
>Iranian official tells me that as of this moment (3:38PM ET), Iran won't attend a new round of talks. Official says Pakistan told Iran that Trump will lift the naval blockade in final hours of the ceasefire. If that happens & ceasefire extended, new talks could happen Thursday.
Has globalization led to the end of American military might? Clearly the USA is now too dependent on foreign markets to commit to a prolonged war. Its kind of scary watching them back down within an hour of the oil price spiking. China now knows what to do.
> futures
>>62140199Doesn’t GME just sell slop like funko pops? Who the fuck buys used games when tons of better alternatives exist now.
Is this the biggest TACO we've ever gotten from him?
>>62140123
>>62140204Pakistan continues to lie at all times to all parties involved
Thoughts on the Quartering melting down and flagging Kino Casino off of Youtube?
One day my quant engine will be ready to use
>>62140218>>>/tv/
>>62140218Bullish.
>>62140193The problem is that TACO works until it doesn't. Eventually the oil price will catch up with reality and he has to commit to something. Even now we are seeing the TACOs having diminishing effect.
>>62140209china is far more dependent on foreign countries than usa isand even more so on foreign countries for oil
>Trimmed what I bought today>It's pumping in after hours>Part of me wants it to go down so I'm right, even though I'd lose moneyIt's some of the more retarded shit on my head.
>>62140218wtf am I reading
my portfolio is fertilizer and cashi'm gonna sluuuuuuurp
https://www.hfir.com/p/wctw-the-oil-market-breaking-point-eabAn important read for oil hoarders.
>>62140235yeah
I have both longs and shorts.
>>62140224Well, the previous cease fire was predicated on being tied to talks with Iran, which isn't really the case this time around as Iran already declined the talks beforehand, so it shouldn't really be as effective. Also the oil prices are already much lower than they were previously, so they have much less space to decline.
>>62140243Same tbdesu
>>62140218What? English doc
>>62140193>Strait closed for an indefinite periodHoly retard, imagine thinking the markets will react positively to this
>literally nukes your portfolioMIGA!!!!
>>62140252time to nuke Iran?
>>62140228Bottom right? I've forgotten much of my MG lore. I stopped playing the games after MGS4.
>>62140258I'm guessing it means bottom left as the actual real solid snake. Bottom right is solid snake but undercover as Pliskin.
>>62140224>oil prices catch uphttps://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/crude-oil/light-sweet-crude.quotes.html
>>621402522 B52's make there way over isfahan.....
>>62140251Ok, you're allowed to go broke, Im not stopping you.
>>62140252Everything's all right, the group is healthy
>>62140258Bottom left is Old Snake, bottom right is Pliskin, it's a trick question.
You guys are so bearish that we're probably gonna melt up by Friday.
>>62140277>>62140264Fug
>>62140252>>62140257>>62140267>>62140276>O’Keefe Media Group Releases Undercover Video of US Nuclear Scientist Leaking Sensitive National Security Information to StrangerYou niggers are so low IQ you're unable to even spend 5 seconds to look up what it's related to
>>62140285thanks for looking it up for me for free babejanny
>>62140285But its fun to pretend.
how would the market react to a tactical nuke being used?
>>62140291It'd go up, bigly
>>62140291Probably up because bears are cancer
>>62140202What did you do?
>>62140238Thanks for the hopium bro. I came to the same conclusion as the article. July is going to be hell on earth for gasoline prices and consumer goods
>>62140291Oil would drop -30%+ in a day
>>62140204that blockade cucks Iran and any strategy they may have had
>>62140291Who fucken knows but I would probably get margin called by my female broker
>>62140291Giga pump and then dump and crab rest of day
I am doubling down into gold & silver miners, fuck it.
>>62140214nothing beats him TACOing from "a whole civilization dies tonight"
>>62140298this >>62140309
>>62140309Unfathomably based
fire up those GPUs
>>62140309>Buying gold and silver when there's going to be increased inflation from higher energy costs>Buying gold and silver miners when the cost of diesel is skyrocketingLOL
>>62140209never bought the end of the US dollar reserve as there was no real signal of that coming from forex until april of last year. so it's largely been heading in that direction and now i feel like it's pretty much in play. expect the next liquidity crunch to big dollar rally as people use it to get out from under a lot of US dollar denominated debt. any forced selling of gold is probably to be bought desu. seemingly rearing it's head again today
>>62140291Up because then a peace deal is more likely
Get ready mumus, Iran Izzat is about to go to the heavens.
>>62140320oil is not staying high as soon as prices return to normal miners skyrocket same with PM's in general. demand of critical minerals is at an all time high and it's only getting worse unlike oil which will predictably increase in supply over time.
Tim Apple here, thanks for your support and believing in me and Apple all these years.
>>62140325Iran is literally ran by nutcases there's no point in making a deal blow them the fuck up take all their shit and move on
>>62140327I will thank a gay man I come across today
Whats the latest taco? People think this is bullish?
>>62140326>Oil is not staying high when there's an indefinite shutdown of the Strait of Hormuz>Gold is a critical mineral>Oil supply will increase but the retard doesn't know that will only happen after demand destruction and a global economic recessionLOL
>>62140329No way, you can't make deals with an Islamic theocratic nation that promote martyrdom? Damn maybe we should've told the Atheist and Jewish businessman that and they wouldn't have started the war
>>62140336If I wanted a youtuber narrative, I would have gone there
>>62140336We're already moving drilling ops to Africa and south America. while you desperately and selfishly want to pump your oil bags your at odds with the entire planet doing whatever it takes from your lame scenarios from playing out
>>62140291no nukes? bullishnukes? bullish
>>62140218>Kino CasinoSounds like a hypebeast stock trader.
>>62140342You buy the top, it'll be funny when you're broke and selling yourself to old men just to feed yourself
>>62140335Trump has graciously given Iran ∞ time to make a deal. The market responded positively bc ∞ is a big number, some might say the bigliest
>>62140320Yes I know that investing in miners right now is retarded logically speaking, which is exactly why it will work.
>>62140343>We instantly shifted our oil production to South America and Africa in less than two monthsLOL, the shit you retards say is hilarious
>>62140353the bigliest number, by a lot
>>62140340We didn't start the war to make a deal we started the war to weaken Iran's military ability and we succeeded beyond your wildest stretch of imagination. oil is a short term problem with a bunch of career Twitter posters pickybacking into to profit on nutjob end time scenarios
>>62140285Why would O’kweef target him tho?Was he a libtard?
>>62140357the stock market prices in the foreseeable future very quickly
>Go to switch cell phone providers out of spite>Look up cell phone deals>Can get the same plan I have now but they will give me a new iphone pro max for $10/month over 2 yearsCan someone explain how this business model works
>>62140218I remember these people, they were ankle biting nick fuentes for a living for like 3 years
>>62140365Sorry, I'd get reported for racism
>>62140364>The stock market will have oil at $60 a barrel next month because several years from now they will be producing more oil from South America and Africa that will somehow fill the gap we have todayLOL
>>62140367there are no snitches here friend
>>62140366the one they refer to as "Race Warski" is also allegedly a nonce, the retarded bearded one not the fat one who is actually pretty funny from clips I've seen
>Iran is a no show>Trump cucks out anywaySP500 7300 EOM
>>62140369t. oil to $250 bagholdera world where oil stays high is a world where your money buys you nothing the shelves will be empty high oil comes at the expense of literally everything
>>62140369>>The stock market will have oil at $60 a barrel next month because several years from now they will be producing more oil from South America and Africa that will somehow fill the gap we have today>LOLfutures contracts have oil at 70 in decemberthe stock market is forward looking, and prices in oil at 70 when hormuz is opened and normal traffic resume
>>62140379I already mentioned demand destruction, try and keep up you illiterate mutt
>>62140384see>>62140383you're a doomer and your financial moves depend on career Twitter posters making increasingly doomeristic posts
Adobes plan to respond to AI is to buyback stock... not make a better product.
>>62140383Now explain what that has to do with the claim that oil will come down to pre-war prices in the very short term because oil production has magically started in South America and Africa in less than two monthsI'll eagerly wait for your reply
>>62140395we've already seen oil crash during the worst possible scenario
>>62140367I've been banned here twice for racism. Funnily enough I'm black. I noticed that /biz/ isn't that racist compared to other boards and wondered why. I guess it's a good thing. Despite me joining in as an ironic white nationalist, /pol/ shit has made 4chan unuseable for serious discussion anymore.
>>62140386Your claim was that oil prices are going to go down because any shortfall from oil not coming out of the Persian Gulf is being met with supply in South America and Africa that has been established in less than two months, you dumb nigger, kill yourself
>>62140390Has Adobe created anything new that was good in the last 20 years? At least the know their limits I guess.
>>62140390It's not like they are actually losing money.
>>62140398>worst possible scenarioBut that hasn't happened yet you dumb nigger, are the energy facilities that produce oil and natural gas destroyed? Dated brent is currently $130 to $286 a barrel in some nations
>>62140403No my claim is not what weird way you can piece together words to fit your autism filled Twitter fueled doomer oil bag pumping thanks for asking. Even on the short term under the worst possible scenario oil still crashed. Oil tankers are filling up in america. Long term we have plenty of alternative drilling sites. Iran has zero leverage.
>>62140395>oil production has magically started in South America and Africa in less than two monthsIt doesn't need to. Markets are forward looking.And every single oil baggie and person who shorted the us stock market will be left holding the bag because it "doesn't make sense" and "hormuz is still closed"Fundamental reasons don't matter. Every fucking bag holder is the sameSilver fags were saying the same shit, right as silver was crashing. Muh fundamentals. There's always a "reason" why your bags should go higher but don't. Do you want to be "right" or do you want to make money.
>>62140409If they can't get oil there they get it elsewhere. Priced in already.
>>62140365Providing a phone as a service on top of providing a telephone service. Idk anon sounds like bullshit too me but I got my senpai a bunch of new phones for cheap and already paid them off.
>>62140390Honestly the beat move for adobe
>>62140410>We're already moving drilling ops to Africa and south AmericaLOL, there's no supply issue, it's already been covered by the creation of oil production in Africa and South America that was established in less than two months, there's no oil shortage guys! Although it's still higher than pre-war for some reason, LOL!Kill yourself
>>62140411>Oil supply doesn't need to exist because markets are forward lookingHoly shit, you niggers are hilarious
>>62140418On the short term we have reserved and alternate places to get oil like america on the long term we have abundant drilling sites. Your oil doomer scenarios got priced in weeks ago. Iran is actually sealing their own fait.
>>62140383$75.50 and only $5 off highs>>62140390>buybacks fucking half the market now innit>>62140411forward looking right into the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. not saying it's wrong but if the strait isn't opened the financial system will meltdown, GUARANTEED. that is not priced in homes and taking out a bet on that is a fuck of alot cheaper than it was two weeks ago.
>>62140405their key innovation was switching to subscriptions 10 years ago.>>62140406>>62140417>Adobe's share-based compensation (SBC) is a form of non-cash employee pay, totaling roughly billion in the twelve months ending February 2026hopefully most of the buyback money doesnt go to SBC. its 25B from now to 2030 so maybe 6B a year.
>>62140390Adobe doesn't make products, it buys them and makes people buy a subscription. Like photoshop
>>62140417More like the beaten move.heheheh.
>>62140424very nice. is this your work?
>>62140434Yes
>>62140424I always wonder how people like this lose half their money and figure they should stay the course.
>>62140422The only reason why oil isn't as high as it could be is because the world decided to release 400 million barrels of oil/fuel from their strategic reserves in a coordinated effort, the US alone is releasing 41% of their current strategic reserves, the US doesn't have the capacity to meet demand and that increased demand is going to make the price of WTI go higher, you're a fucking moron, and as I already stated it's not a long term issue due to demand destructionKill yourself
>>62140429BAC isnt being threatened with wipeout.... adobe may be.... they may want to improve their products.
>>62140424I hope that was a fuck around port and not your main one, anon
Have you learned about the Federal Unemployment Tax yet, /biz/?
>>62140430oops 4.8B for SBC
>>62140420I understand you are very stupid and can only win arguments in your own head by straw manning and putting words in people's mouths.I never said oil supply doesn't need to existMarkets are forward looking and they clearly predict that oil supply will be up in the future, so price will be down.That's what price being down means. Supply will be up.In the future... because markets are forward looking. I feel like this is so basic but it needs to be repeated over and over for the browns who root against america but then suddenly disappear when we recover "too soon" when it "doesn't make sense".Markets are forward looking.
>>62140442>we have an efficient and highly effective solution to both short and long term oil problems>this means you're right>kill yourself you must be an Iran employee with this headcase logic
>>62140443t. IWM going on half a decade>>62140448markets are people and people get lazy and stick their heads up their ass occasionally
>>62140445i need universal basic futas
>>62140436well done anon
>>62140448>Markets are forward looking thus this makes them omniscient and infallible even though bubbles and market crashes happenKill yourself
So is oil going up or down biz?
>>62140429>forward looking right into the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. not saying it's wrong but if the strait isn't opened the financial system will meltdown, GUARANTEED. that is not priced in homes and taking out a bet on that is a fuck of alot cheaper than it was two weeks ago.Correct.If the markets have priced in hormuz being opened, but that doesn't happen, it will crash again.It seems very likely hormuz will be opened, because both actions and rhetoric have calmed down on both sides, and iran + america clearly want an offramp. This has been happening for some time now, and we're finally getting to the official "peace deal" "cease fire" whatever the fuck they are going to call it, but it means the problem is over, and oil will flow.
>>62140401We are racist against brokies
>>62140459up, BY A LOT!
>>62140451It's not a solution for the near term as long as the strait remains closed you dumb niggerKill yourself
What happened with the ceasefire? Has Iran agreed?
>>62140436I've done it before too. are you going to try again?
>CIRO suspended trading on a stock I have probably until MayUhm...
>>62140464Oil reserves and filling up on American oil are the short term solution. Oil bagholders are sub IRGC tier with their reasoning ability. perhaps you haven't had your daily jihad yet
>>62140406Not on the balance sheet, as share buybacks aren’t technically a loss.But using your entire ~6 billion of annual profit to buy ~6 billion in share buybacks every year… lol.
>nukes may be fired>supreme court making amnesty for 800k beaners>iranians put their leaders under house arrest and dug out their misslesMAKE THE MARKET CRASHMAKE IT CRASHTHEN LET ME BUY THE PICOBOTTOM AND 20X
>>62140469trump taco'd his ceasefire deadline
>>62140427This is why I stopped eating cheap supermarket meat. Those poor piglets trapped in that concrete box. I only buy meat from farms where the pigs roam free.
>>62140473Neither of those are near term solutions as long as the strait remains closedKill yourself
>>62140457hey buddy, you're the one screeching about oil supplies not being online magically in 2 monthsMarkets don't care about that. Because they are forward lookingAnd they don't care about hormuz being close right nowThey are pricing in hormuz being opened soon, and most especially being totally open for months by the time december rolls aroundWhich is why the december price for oil is 70.If you think markets are wrong, that's fine. But you seem deeply confused about how they work. They look at the future, not today. Stop looking at today. Look at expectations.your expectations is that iran becomes a global superpower, america dies, and oil is infinity dollars but also not dollars because the petro dollar system is dead, but still infinity money. Clearly the people who trade oil futures contracts for a living see it differently than a brown loser who lives in his dad's basement.
>>62140482the only reason the strait has any impact on prices at all is purely paper manipulation. you should be sucking bobo cock for your occasional 5% gains on paper oil
>>62140424>buying power $6.18What are you holding still so I know what not to touch.
>>62140486>Markets don't care about the supply of a commodity that's essential for the world economy to function because they can look into the future 10 years from now where that's no longer an issueDamn... why doesn't the market just look 500 years into the future and everything is up 5000%? Why didn't the market ever foresee all its crashes and downturns? Is this a recent power the market has?
>>62140464>It's not a solution for the near term as long as the strait remains closed you dumb nigger>Kill yourselfit's going to open in like a week my dude. iran did a little oopsie tsundere move and shot some bullets at a boat.That's because she likes being teased, the dirty little slut that she is. Iran chan just wanted america to bully her a little more before she finally relented and let america kun fuck her hormussyN-not because she likes oil commerce or anything, b-baka!
>>62140438>>62140470We jest but I wonder how many people have gone homeless or killed themselves because of stuff like this.
Is wheat finally breaking free of the crab?
I guess there won’t be a dip then
>>62140492tons. sports betting gets people too.
laugh my ass off if russia or chyna pull a move while everyones tallying oil in the gulf>>62140460it does seem that way and from most perspectives there are no parties that have an interest in seeing a financial implosion. but i'm looking at it from the basis that the people making the decisions in the conflict from the instigator side are completely, or at least they believe, isolated from any consequences. so goes war. i also think they're absolute psychopaths. so i'll take pool's closed but re add if we get close to lows on some last minute crescendo hardlieing.
>>62140490>the future 10 years from nowagain, you just keep fighting those strawmen. I never said 10 years from now.Oil price is 70 dollars in december. That's 6 months from now my dude.Predicting hormuz will be open in 6 months is not exactly an earth shattering revelation. It probably will be open in a week "officially"10% of pre war traffic will happen in a monththen 50% in 2 monthsthen 70ish, in like 3 months. The saudis are likely to keep using their east west pipeline, which shuts out 4 million barrels per day. It will still flow, just not through the persian gulf.
>>62140470Yes, I will win next time
>>62140501Fucking based
>>62140500>It probably will be open in a week "officially" i heard two more weeks
>>62140474They have $10B FCF.
>>62140424what it's like holding Gamestop
My thoughts on this thread in visual form
>>62140499>that the people making the decisions in the conflict from the instigator side are completely, or at least they believe, isolated from any consequences. so goes war. i also think they're absolute psychopaths.this is the main problem with bibihe actually benefits from more war, because he's trying to stay in office.that's the one issue here. but based on rhetoric, and possibly maybe also actions, bibi seems to have calmed down.He'll keep doing one or two things he knows he shouldn't. Then pretending he's sorry, while planning to do it again.so predict the official official FOR REAL THIS TIME official ceasefire delayed by another one or two weeksand maybe even re-escalation into bombing people again, depending on how spicy you think it goes.> i also think they're absolute psychopaths.yep that is the problem>some last minute crescendo hardlieing.the irgc boys also started signalled they "could have" done more damage but "chose not to". So there's that. both action and rhetoric calming downand yes, that is the real thing to watchThe crazies. meaning the iran hardliners and also israel. they are the ones who choose if the fighting actually stops or not
>>62140436How did you manage that anon? Probably a huge education?
>>62140515oilers never even post any positions.
I made money today : )
>>62140508they have 5B in SBC so thats most of the buyback anyway
>>62140521I made 1200 bucks on USO and then I lost 2800 on it kek. But that was weeks ago
>>62140521nor do anti-oilers
>>62140521
>>62140492what are we jesting about >>62140501godspeed. were you short the rally from $630 to $710 or something?
>Iran will break the blockade by forcepeak delusion. they can barely attack unarmed vessels. ph33r le speedboat with rifles brigade
>>62140536You shouldn’t post your positions here anon, no matter how much they taunt you.
>>62140544I'm confused is the blockade working or not cause /pig/ says it not, but then why is Iran bitching about it so much?
>>62140519a bet on stonks at these levels is a bet on whether or not bibi owns trump...
>>62140531people post their long portfolios all the time. >>62140536thank you and good luck bro!
>>62140547Getting some vessels through doesn't even remotely counteract the brigade. they will continuously lose more ships, crew and resources over time and have nothing to replace them with as they can't export anything from the strait
>>62140536why OXY? how does oil being more expensive help them
>>62140533hell yeah. i wish they would raise the div faster though.
>>62140553Earnings play
>>62140527I'm seeing 10B of total buybacks in 2025, you're right this is unsustainable.
>>62140515This is how I imagine most 4channers but isn't the reality a guy outside on his phone these days?
>>62140563>a guy outsidelol no
>>62140563>outsideanon, I...
I get a migraine when I ejaculate
>>62140572lack of salt
>>62140563Depends on the board in question./out/ would definitely match your criteria.
>>62140424this one is mine
>>62140579I hope you're still short, anon. It will pay off eventually.
STOP FUCKING WITH PENGUIN GIRLS EMOTIONSIT'S BAD KARMA FOR OUR PORTFOLIOS
>>62140579use this as an opportunity to grind harder.
>>62140576Mods flatten his penis
>A smoking ban in the UK for people born after 2008 becomes a realityBTI down 4% on the news. will soda be banned next?
>>62140576HANG THIS NIGGER NOWI'VE GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE
>>62140583lol it was a few years ago and it was on a long over a smallcap. started with $3k, got lucky and it ballooned to a $300k position, had no exit liquidity and it rugged. still got out with gains but left a good quarter mil or so on the table
>>62140588thanks, that guy looks really smart
>>62140600how is this even legal? this is the most bat shit insane thing I have heard in a while.
>>62140612>how is this even legal?because they made it the law, dumbass
>>62140501Based as fuck
>>62140600I thought they wanted their youth raped to death by Pakistanis, now they want them to stop smoking so they can presumably live longer? Do they just make and change laws so they can do insider trading?
>>62140612idk. i was surprised to see that headline.
>>62140612oh also why not just ban everyone if its the "right thing to do"? haha.
>>62140600But let me guess, 'pot is ok.'
>>62140600so they can still buy vape?
>>62140445billionaires get tax breaks but not futasso much for the land of the free
>>62140616yeah man they can smoke pakistani cocks but not cigars xdi really wonder what the fuck happened in europe, it seems like whatever moloch or baal cult or whatever it is REALLY hates certain countries over there, also francewhen i was young i saw america as the center of the world kind of, but it seems like there's some ancient blood feuds still going over there
>>62140623>>62140622i cant find a good answer on these. a UK bro may need to let us know.
>>62140600speedrunning to the guiliotine
>>62140445federal nigger act
>>62140612new zealand also did iteuros and anzac don't believe in freedom
>>62140622fucking duh. it cures cancer dude bro
they're printing trillions to suppress SOXL $100 but it's happening anyways. says a lot about our society.
I’m starting to think tobacco has important powers and we need to grow our own. Tobacco is protective against psyops or something
Taiwan had 100,000 births last year.
>>62140644Bearish. We need more
>>62140622weed isn't legal, no idea how much they bother to prosecute for possession etcit's standard in UK to smoke weed with tobacco so there is a knock-on for UK stoners
>>62140642its probably planting season!
baby back ribs however you like to rub them, 200 degrees for 4+ hoursgood BBQ sauce no sneedgood quality bread, toast with buttertop slicebread & butter picklesvery thin sliced onionmore bbq saucechuncked ribsbbq sauceshredded cheesesliced fresh jalapenobottom slicefinancially
>>62140600One of the most outlandish boomerisms I’ve seen in a while.Up there with ‘no property tax for senior citizens’>Oi gov, them cigarettes are banned for gen alpha like you, ya hear?>Oh, what about that millenial bloke puffin it down the street? Nah he’s fine.Ridiculous, and I don’t even like the cancer sticks.
>>62140642i wouldn't be surprisedpeople have been growing & curing their own tobacco on reddit, there's several people who do it successfullythere's probably a reason psychedelics are so completely regulated too
>>62140657i totally agree. ban tobacco for everyone if its so bad and people shouldn't be allowed. and will they ban junk food, soda, or force people to take weight loss drugs? the logic is that smokers cost their NHS money.... so does obesity.
>>62140658>there's probably a reason psychedelics are so completely regulated tooobvious once you've done them kek
>>62140657UK has just gone fucking nuts, see the Online Safety Act
>>62140657>atomize people from each other & from their families, with a strong emphasis on pitting generations against each other>make things subtly worse for each new generation>none of the generations know it's happening because they have no reference or expectations from their social groups>frog boiled successfully
>>62140659We have sugar tax, minimum alcohol pricing....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeks_(finance)#Vega>Presumably the name vega was adopted because the Greek letter nu looked like a Latin vee, and vega was derived from vee by analogy with how beta, eta, and theta are pronounced in American English. holy cringe :skull:
>>62140642Smoking is good for you
>>62140663good point. tobacco already had a huge tax too. maybe 100% or more.
>>62140660i guess that's fair, i know plenty of people go off the deep end & never come back, and i understand it's bad for a society for people to be spastically jumping in front of cars and shit (however rare that may be)at the same time i feel like if amphetamine is gonna be semi-legal & used carefully, the same could be done for psilocin and LSD, maybe not the wackier psychedelicsyou'd probably get hit with a "Usecase?" by whoever is the architect of psychiatry, though, even though it would be trivial to create some excuse mental disorder to treat with LSD
>>62140665They actually chose it because of that guy from Street Fighter
>>62140673Vega was the gayest fighter
>>62140383You mean IF Hormuz is opened
>>62140665> Vega
>>62140600They should have banned cigarettes entirely, not this faggy half-measure shit. Ban smoking and put anyone caught doing it in a concentration camp. These subhumans don't deserve to live.
>>62140684Remind you too much of the strange men your mother would bring home from the bar?
>>62140665>>62140673>>62140681My dad used to have a Chevy VegaIt never worked and my mom made him get rid of it
>>62140684>>62140686its pretty funny they did it to people who couldnt vote against it lol.
>>62140383Ah yes, the market is never wrong and the futures market always accurately predicts the future.
>>62140684>t. Fat and ugly
>>62140681>stocktwitsi love stocktwits
>>62140686Papa Kim, no!
>>62140401>Funnily enough I'm black.NO NIGGERS ALOUD ON /BIZ/!
Anons, I've got like 85k in brokerage. Put about 50k in. Right now, I put in about 25k a year. I'm an old fag so I don't have bogle time horizons. What do?
>>62140697go all in on OWL
I've got 2k to my name, how can I turn it into 10k by the end of the year?
>>62140698Ive got Bax leaps, covers that bucket.
>>62140701*BX
>>6214070020% a month
My minors doin a little sum
>>621407000DTE
>>62140701ah ok. buy the dip in MSFT? roll the dice on BULL? other people will need to chime in.
TOTAL MUMU DEATH INCOMING. GET FUCKED.
>>62140709Deadline just expired. Now we wait.
>>62140681"practicing alchemy to buy shares". Damn missed out on that course
>>62140620>>62140684The reason why they did this is so that the people banned don't get to vote on it seeing as they're still children. They could ban anything using this tactic. It also creates two-tiers of citizen since one taxpaying adult is banned while another is not. Really am tired of Labour authoritarianism. But what's the alternative? Corrupt Tories? Neoliberal Democrats? Looney leftist Green Party? Discount MAGA Reform? The country is fucked.
>>62140600BTI pays for half of my yearly expenses
>>62140709>they're going to take out the us navy with speedboats rigged with rifles>there will be no oil oh except I mean the reserves and free flowing us oilmental illness
whats bobo gonna do if the market rips for another 6-12 months? seems more likely than the heckin crasherino
>>62140715yikes sweatiesounds like you need to ESG score adjust your portfolio
>>62140709>meanwhile...futuresno one cares about what little gay Iranians say anymore, they actually think they can somehow break the blockade, with what, canoes?
>>62140681>buy at the close, sell at the openThat's a thing? I noticed that I seemed to lose less money when I was waking up at 4pm.
>>62140700SOXLLITXCOHXSNXXTQQQMUUAGQTECLI will be adding others on the next run. TBD.
Well fuck, now i guess it really is an AI bubble. OTOH I was not very interested in spacex IPO until now.
>>62140713Are you seething because you cannot get your ciggies in the future? It's time to log off for sleepy time.
What kind of after market fuckery is happening with SOXL
WTFWT
>>62140723With economic warfare, probably. The oil must flow and it isn't.
good evening oil investors
>>62140681>ultimauhh i guess that's real. i'm scaredand when i searched gimel it brought up gamestop & a semitic alphabet letterPANIK?
>>62140734the law doesn't even work like that retard
>>62140723>>62140709This is actually 5D chess. This way drumf can say they broke ceasefire. Hell throw in a dead marine or sailor and its a great casus belli for a real invasion.
>futures
>>62140732If AI is so good at coding, why don't they just use Cursor to develop their own Cursor clone?
>>62140745
>>62140721I actually bought them after hearing of the term "sin stocks". I revel in the idea that I'm profiting from the evil vices of men.>tobacco>fast food>defenseI only wish I could invest in porn as well
are you guys selling tech etf/stock this Friday before market close or keep holding and hope trump doesn't escalates for Israel and nothing happens?
OIL SUB $90 AGAINKEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62140184What the fuck lol
>>62140736the past 15+ years have been about suppressing SOXL in particular and that's all finally coming to an end. physical shares of SOXL are trading for $200/share in hong kong right now.
>>62140756Trump was always pro rate rises, libtard, bigly!
>>62140740kek baggys
>>62140758this but unironically
>>62140746Its not about the code, its the data. Garbage data but lots of it is still more valuable, presumably if its made by real humans.
Oil baggies lol
>>62140744it's too late for casus belli...Izzreal kicked off the conflict by blasting a school in Tehran during peace talks.
>>62140770Why'd it dump?
>>62140774Because it's priced in, market is forward looking, oil is going to $60. also bessent hit sell
>>62140774Ceasefire expired and nobody immediately started shooting. Yet.
>>62140681Why is the London Bullion Market and Tulip mania so deep? One is just a boring metals market and the other was just a bunch of medieval people being stupid no?
>>62140756We have always been at war with Eurasia!
>>62140756No one knows about rates more than him.
>>62140781bad news chudfrens, ceasefire is forever and ever and ever
>>62140789...and the strait is closed indefinitely, too.
>>62140751NGL I am starting to feel a little sorry for MAGA supporters. Not even Hilary tweeted how much she loves Israel.
>>62140790>eternal pool closing>eternal TACO hopiumnets out
>>62140790the longer the strait is closed the less the world will rely on it in the future because it's unreliable
>>62140756R.I.P gold.
>>62140797>w-we actually don't care about itIs that MIGA new cope?
futures be mooning
SOXL will be the new reserve currency of the world
>>62140802That's reality my guy. Iran's proposition turned the strait into an economic risk which means the world will adapt without it. Your delusional oil bag holding "logic" is the only cope here.
>>62140802the only thing that would have caused Trump to back down is if the markets crashed, but they are at all time highs, so who cares about the straight
Straight baggies lol
Now that there's a global shitshow, do you think there are good investment opportunities in Canada?>Goldman sachs banker at the helm with a majority government>Countless untapped resource deposits>Cheap energy>Stable government>Free trade and good market access
>>62140813Better than gay baggies
why are we still all time highs in the indices? shouldn't the market be really risk off right now? Nobody knows what's going to happen with Iran but all of the outcomes seem disastrous other than a peace deal, and they just blew off the peace talks. I'm just sitting on cash but it feels bad
>>62140814>infinite jeets immigration policyi wonder
>>62140818>>62140818>>62140818
>>62140814Skip the middle man and invest in india
>>62140813straight droooophttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zzmHdpXqdk8
>>62140817Until shortages actually fully hit (which will happen if things continue as they are) copium will prevail
>>62140802there is plenty of oil and other extras elsewhere in the world to more than cover the deficit, the issue is that its not as economic as getting it from the middle east, but if it's "closed indefinitely" like you say, then suddenly the other sources because much more economical. The worlds economy will adapt as it always does and iran will lose it's best card, which is why they won't close it indefinitely, unless they are stupid which they may be so who knows.
20% of HTZ is sold short. just saying.
>>62140814>Goldman Sachs bankerWhat kind of soulless neoliberal shit is he going to pull on Canada?
>>62140828idk but sound like a money making opportunity
>>62140817>why are we still all time highs in the indices? shouldn't the market be really risk off right now? Nobody knows what's going to happen with Iran but all of the outcomes seem disastrous other than a peace deal, and they just blew off the peace talks. I'm just sitting on cash but it feels badthe markets dropped a little bit over the last couple daysinternational stocks more, since they are more oil dependentif you're going to buy the very last dip on oil shock scares, buy international stocks
>>62140814ive been buying CAD banks and CNI
>>62140835Sold my Canadian bank etf and started buying CNDU, basically a 2x canadian spy. That's to diversify from TQQQ and SOXL
i had 30k in soxl at $8 and sold at 12
>>62140817never let them scam you of your monopoly money. never ever trade it for useless shares of corporations.
I bought MSFT at 366 a share, safe to say I cummed in that generational bottom so hard and for so long I am going to owe child support. Next buys are going to be Costco and HESM
