AI edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62139174
> nows
EXIT ALL MARKETS!!!!
Damn that cluster of 7070 puts from yesterday really were the smart money Nostradamuses.
2 more weeks.
DEAL IS OFFWAR IS ON
ray ping yu
IRAN'S DECISION NOT TO ATTEND WEDNESDAY'S MEETING IS FINAL - TASNIM
Is we getting retard wednesday?
ALABCRDO
>>62139713No we're getting Chud island and all the oil now though boss.
>>62139707jamboy will never let you down because he needs the jam for his family.
>that weak ass power hourdon't you guys ever talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
IRAN AGREES TO EXTEND CEASEFIRE, IMMEDIATELY OPEN HORMUZ — AXIOS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What the fuck why is it dumping? What do the insiders know???
ww3 just started. its over I panic soldeded everything
>>62139709What does it even matter? If the US and Iran want to negotiate, they can just do it by phone. Or does Vance need to personally stare the Iranian negotiators in the eye every time before he phones Trump and Netanyahu to ask for instructions?
Iran state media press release on decision not to go
>>62139697Source with sound please?
is her game any good?
>>62139698>>62139704source?
junk that may short squeeze (if you are into that sort of thing)HTZFCELOPENAMCPLUGGRPNKOSSthere you go
PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID THEY ARE MAKING A LOT OF PROGRESS ON IRAN - CBS
I bought INTC puts.
>>62139726wtf?!??!?!?!?! source?!?!?!!1where warmy internet legit went out for a second and it's eerie how everything dropped but isn't it just uhha nothing?>>62139735based ty
IT'S POSSIBLE US TALKS WILL BE EXTENDED BY 1 DAY - TASNIM CITES REPORTER IN ISLAMABAD
>>62139707>>62139725Retarded tripfag BTFO
>>62139736deal Progress is Being made bigly, BY A LOT!
Quite a dilemma Mr. MumuYou wont let the market crash because you need the capital gains revenue, so you keep printing, so no one wants your debt!What would you say are the financial implications of Junk, Gigga Junk, and Africa outperforming US Debt - the largest foreign holder who must now be the hedgies running the basis scam in the Caymans?Perhaps mayhaps its time to cool down the printer?
>>62139724FUCK
why is everyone spamming bullshit
WALTER BLOOMBERG DEPLOY THE FUCKING TWEETAXIOS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
Lucky, you still have time to go full short
>>62139741HAHAAHAHAHAbased janny
still green btw
>>62139728Smart move. The Iranian delegation would probably be assassinated on the way back home
>>62139743idk what that means>>62139746this
Any polymeme bet on who will shoot first?
already recoveringpanicans lost again
>>62139749dollfags > baggler, jannies confirm
>>62139756i'm down 3.7% today instead of 2.2% now tho
>>62139755Would be an unfair bet because there's a 100% chance it's Israel
So whats up with the markets?
>>62139756T-thanksJust in time too
>>62139724It happened a few hours sooner than I thought but it's obvious when the ceasefire ends the market dumps the market is afraid of war because investors are cowards
>>62139762Still delusional
>>62139762that's what i'm wondering>>62139761xd
:revolving police light:BREAKING: Trump says to RAISE the interest rates to stop INFLATION.
WALTER IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO GO THIS WAY. WALTER FUCKING FIX THIS SHIT NOW!!! WAAAAAAALTEEEEEER
WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOWN 4.7%WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
>>62139735i'll add a few moreBYNDRMSGSNALGPRO
Dump it so I can SLURP
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>epic fury>midnight hammerOperation round 3 incoming. wonder what they'll call the operation obliterate Iran and take their uranium and oil>boots on le groundthey're not giving Iran a single drop of war propaganda to use. not happening chud
>>62139681It's going to get gay again isn't it but this time actually for real...
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..... oh wait I'm long oil! OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
TRUMP: WE DON'T KNOW IF IRAN DROPPED ANY MINES IN HORMUZ - CNN
>>62139777CHECKED!
>>62139776
>>62139762I don't even know. I'm cash gang right now and I don't even feel like picking a side right now. Bobo or Mumu, it all looks like fake and gay shit to me. The two might as well be sucking each other off 69 style like two faggots in prison.
>>62139776-3.94%but now it's going up again>>62139779is there really war all of a sudden?nothing seems to have changed
>All that volumeThe bulls and bears are tearing each other apart
bigreddildos
>>62139776>-1.08%
>>62139776Today: -0.91%This Week: -1.31%This Month: +15.74%This Year: +5.39%
>>62139729shoot it's so old I can't find it. some guy on x posted it with text that went something like "this is the last one of these I'm going to torture/bother you guys with" or something along those lines. I found it there and ripped it on 3/27. Maybe try x advanced search?
When the oil turns back on, the drop will be legendary
>>62139776-1.2%
We did it, we made it.Hope you went long on oil
>>62139776>-0.55%
>>62139747Got in some comfy shorts yesterday.
>>62139776Today -0.20%This week: -0.56%This year: +3.85%Still beating the index
>>62139776I went from being up 300 bongs to being up 40 bongs at which point I sold immediately after seeing the news release of Iran boycotting the talks.I'm full cash until this is over. I want slow but steady gains, not megacorps trading like shitcoins in what is essentially a complete fog of war since the president of the USA is pump-and-dumping the entire fucking nasdaq.
>>62139791wym?
>>62139792You niggers keep posting Pepe's with food on their head and it makes me want to break my fucking diet. I fucking hate this shit.
TRUMP ON IRAN: ISRAEL WOULDN'T USE NUCLEAR WEAPON
>>62139797the way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets o algo (there's no blood running in the streets, i just wanna gamble)
So much for black Tuesday. What a letdown.
>>62139776I sidelined most of my assets last week because I felt things were getting out of hand.Feeling good so far.-0.08% today.
>>62139801
The Indian ship that was attacked by Iran on Saturday while yelling "SAAR I AM APPROVED SAAR I AM SECOND ON YOUR LIST" actually paid $2 million dollars in crypto a fraudster and not the IRGC.
>>62139797>not a contrarian investorngmi
>>62139801sorry anon *puffs smoke*
I'm not looking today
>>62139776-1.64%Line went the wrong way, thus very gay
>>62139776-6%piece of shit day
>>62139799USO was under 80 before Iran.
>>62139809lol rip
>>62139786If you don’t buy below every time it goes below $90 you’re kind of an idjut.Free money tbqh.
>>62139785Iran gave Trump the middle finger and said no talks.
>>62139810This is my savings. I'm too poor to use this money to do anything but treat tech like a 20%APY bank account.
>>62139790Thanks for the lead, I appreciate the help and I’ll try to find it on my own now. Take it easy.
So when do the bombs start going off, and oil hit $250 per barrel again boss?
>>62139820ok>>62139823i thought that happened like an hour and a half ago, though
>>62139776+2.5%
HELOOOOOO
>>62139801I heard nicotine curbs your appetite
wtfwt now?!?!
I moved 10k back in at 3:58
>>62139776>real: 46.7% EOD, -98.5% YTD >robots: -8.44% EOD, -0.05% YTD
Would be funny if Iran obliterated gulf state oil infrastructure and completed the prophecy.
W-what's going on bear bros? I'm scared.
silver pumping again? news?
Trump is really upset that Iran is planning to execute 16-year-old Ghazal Ghalandari along with 7 other women
When you guys WTFWTing, can you please indicate your position and which way it is going? Thank you for your attention to this matter
TRUMP ON IRAN: I WILL EXTEND THE CEASEFIRE UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THEIR PROPOSAL IS SUBMITTED, AND DISCUSSIONS ARE CONCLUDED, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER - TRUTH SOCIAL
>>62139809
>>62139842if only there was a way for women to shut up. so many lives saved...
>>62139842she looks 30, yikes.
>>62139843Just S&P and Nasdaq indexes. Just look at the ah charts for SPY and QQQ if you want to know
>>62139848Thank you anon *kisses you*
Iran literally just ignoring Trump since the talks is going to send him apoplectic They've not really done anything but snub Trump for two weeks, all the noise has come from the US side probably trying to get a deal and making it sound like things are happening when it's clear they are not....
Lmfao thanks for the sell fill Don't buy that pump, it was on shit volume bros
Ceasefire extended
>>62139844t-2 hours until Iranian missiles fly
nigger thread
Oh, so this was it.
>>62139848>indexesindices*
TACO Tuesday
>>62139852kek no way?
> 25 minutes of red finally overThank you Jesus
>>62139856>translation: I tacod again
Ceasefire extended lol
literal cancer aids, this guy is so desperate to end this war
please save me donald trump
>>62139856lmao nine minutes after market close, this guy sucks so much balls
Happy taco tuesday yall
>Spams yet another TACO 5 minutes after close to immediately violent effectKek he really is the main character. I'm a fucking goycattle
>>62139681>TACO>Oil barely dumped and is recovering It's over.
we'll be taco'ing until the end of timewon't we
Trump TACO'd himself into a one-sided ceasefire lmao
>>62139856>>62139859Kek. TACOS it is
>>62139859>>62139856>mfw i bought the dip today me gusta taco
>TACOGODS
>>62139871>TACO only gets one green candleIt's fucking over for americucks
he can’t keep getting away with it
>TACO TUESDAYPUMP IT
ok but when will the oil flow?what about LNG?alumina?sulfur?ferts?
After market trading gonna be wild yall
>futures
>>62139863lmao exactly this
These 'TACO's have diminishing returns, the market doesn't really care now
Yep, just another ATH for AMD chadsPost a ReplyReturn
>day 15 of the 14 day ceasefire
i miss Tim Apple already bros.
i wonder if i would've panic sold my SPY calls if i'd bought them on monday
like clockwork
Even this stupid TACO meme makes me want to break my diet. fuck Fucking FUCK!
>>62139887I hope it starts pricing in that any extension as bearish, because it is.
That's cool and all negotiating with the Iranian president and parliament that hold no power, never held any power and never will. Hence why they weren't even even considered in the first part at the start of the war.How about negotiating with the IRGC, the ones holding the guns?
>>62139894Oguri Cap you FAT FUCK lay off for a bit
>>62139887Down $3, bounces up 2 lol
>>62139873ceasefire only happened in the first place because he tacod out of power plant and bridge day by begging pakistan to arrange talks to make it look like he didn'twhat a fucking disaster lmaolooks like they will get to keep the dust
>>62139888thisAMD and CRDO my beloved>>62139891>apple amsterdam.jpg>that """graphic design"""apple died a long time agoRIP
>>62139896Who actually heads the IRGC though?
>>62139896>How about negotiating with the IRGC, the ones holding the guns?Do you think he actually wants an end to this? This is hurting Europe the most.
>>62139901I AM OFFICIALLY GOING 33/33/33 AMUU, MUU, and MRVU
Strait of Hormuz closed until Iran's fat GAY president awakes from coma to negotiate.
another quick V
You guys bought the dip right?
>>62139887It's because this ceasefire with an unlimited time frame results in the Strait of Hormuz continuing to be blocked, it's also clear to anyone with a brain that the hardliners are in power, Abbas and Ghalibaf the main people they've been negotiating with have no power, the entire time talking to them was a waste
we have officially entered the domain of extended truce until trump gets bored
>>62139906More like a U this time
>>62139888feels good man. still only 9% of NVDAs marketcap. tons of room to grow.
So I sold my QQQ calls for 5% loss for nothing?
>>62139906>>62139907i bought the top left of the V curve
>>62139902me
>VOO gets the pump>VEA gets the dump Where's the Macroneuroanonposter? I've got a big load of shit in my diaper I want to rub his nose in.
>>62139906For me it's the $5 Classic Luxe Box, but ever since they started charging for onions at my place I've not been to keen on the place
>>62139913yes
I'm starting to think our leader's patience is actually being used by the Iranian Rebel Guard as weakness boss.
What do you guys think about pharmaceutical stocks?
>>62139907>Strait still blockedThis is the only thing that matters in the entire war to the markets
>>62139907doesn't look like there will be one, oil is already recovering after the algo response now the dust is settlingtrump is literally negotiating with himself
>>62139835dead cat bounce lol when the war pops off tomorrow stocks are going to $0
>>62139911n shaped "recovery" kek
>>62139837>I moved 10k back in at 3:58
>>62139708TACOooooooI should really buy more commodities
>>62139930>>62139837>ERNESTGOD
>>62139929I don't really consider Larry Johnson credible
>>62139776-1.73%
HOLY FUCK WE'RE MOONING
>>62139924>oil is already recoveringsomeone forgot to tell USO xD
>>62139935>everybodyexceptmeGODS
This actually may be the worst outcome wtf is he thinking, Iran can outlast the us here they can just keep the straight blocked off until the us is forced to give up all demands and walk away now that they know he is scared to fight again what a moron, and no timeline either this means that the straight could be closed for whoever knows how long
I'm physically sick of this market. Im sick of the TACOS. Im sick of hearing about Tacos im sick of how they still keep working Im sick that theres nothing anyone can do about it Im sick of this entire fucking timeline ENOUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62139856The clittycel president
>>62139929I swear I saw this headline a few days ago. Not sure if fake headlines or Trump did it twice.
he really just gave them an unconditional unlimited ceasefire when the world economy is on a rapid time crunch huh
I play stupid games and win decent prizes
No one was expecting US and Iran to start shooting missiles at each other even tho sneedfire technically ended. I think the week overall will be red and anticipate a dip down to around 697 before we pump again.
Iran can sense US is desperate to end this, there's no reason for them to not stall and make trump look worse and worse as the days pass
>>6213994190% of Iran's economy goes through that strait we can suffocate them financially by keeping the blockade up forever meanwhile the rest of the world buys American oil instead. win-win for us
can I has a dildo going down to 90$ brent plz? I need to buy thx
>>62139945I bet his is sitting in the Oval Office scratching his head wondering why the markets aren’t ripping
kek people within the G20 will fight within their countries to get droplet of oil before Iran comes back with a proposition on the tableAnd the market will moon on this btw.
>>62139933Doesn't matter if its true or not. MAGA will call it fake news. Liberals will use it as reassurance that Trump is unhinged, and people like me will curse Dan Caine for getting in the way of the liberation of the Iranian people boss.
>>62139949Iranian linked ships are getting through the blockade(At least 26 so far) there will also be more delivers made overland via Pakistan, China is going to make this Vietnam 3.0
>>62139949Blockading Iran and expecting them to fold is like blockading North Korea and expecting them to fold, no I think one of the most isolated and sanctioned regimes around can indeed outlast a poorly inforced naval blockade
Imagine you finally think its time for puts.You wait until the end of the day and buy puts at 3:55pm expecting a gap down tomorrow.After hours Trump says ceasefire extended.Futures pump.Bobos are raped once again.
stop ban evading tripfag monkey
>>62139949Yeah yeah, I also read that one for russia. Or North Korea. Or... hey, basically, for Iran too.This shit never works. The global economy will crash down way before Iran start to suffer. They're the ones with leverage here.
>>62139959i almost feel bad for them lol
>>62139949a country under sanctions that still held off the US military and created a formidable missile and drone program very probably made the preparations and has the resilience to last a lot longer than the western economies can.....
Every single day that strait is closed, we are baking in a recession.If he follows through on his threats, the market tanks immediately.If he doesn't and this continues, the market tanks next month.He is fucked.
So when do people stop giving a fuck about these announcement? None of this shit matters when the strait is still closed.
>>62139971I wonder if buying at a low point before midterms is a play.The market will fucking skyrocket once he loses both houses to the blues and becomes a lame duck.
>>62139971Literally, he has fucked himself and Iran no knows it can use the straight when it wants concessions whenever now what a retard fuck I was actually bullish market wise for April but this retard tried to please everyone and now no one is happy
>>62139975>The market will fucking skyrocket once he loses both houses to the blues and becomes a lame duckhow/why would it skyrocket?
The taco is in, bros
>>62139966you cant just short every pumpthere is a short zone. you can try that but shorting every pump is just suicide>where is the zone?i wil short in this range
>>62139973Look at futures and compare them to the rocket ships last week no one takes this seriously anymore
What is Israel's say in this? I'd expect them to be fairly bloodthirsty and to want to resume bombing.
>>62139963>The global economy will crash down way before Iran start to suffer.You are actually retarded. The longer this goes on the more the world will realign where it gets oil from. If it's not getting it from Arabia it will go to Brazil, China, Africa, USA, Australia, Norway, UK, Canada and whoever else still has oil. Even the chemicals sector will move after enough time when other countries replace the Arabs. Things will get more expensive but will come back down. There isn't going to be a crash but there will be a recession.
TACO TUESDAY
Why don't they just blow up the ships that are blocking the strait
>>62139957We just boarded another ship overnight nothing significant is getting through
>>62139975The socialists are going to win in 2028. I see no world where this is good for the economy or the market.
>>62139977Making orange nigger impotent means he can't just do randome shit anymore with impunity.Market likes certainty, and orange nigger getting veto'd constantly from that point onwards is certainty.It's essentially the reverse of the brexit dump, where the "bad" outcome happened and the LSE took a fat fucking shit. The blues winning the midterms is the "good" outcome for the market, hence I assume a pump.
>>62139988I'm aware that toadsenders are generally retarded, but this one is on another level.
>>62139986For every one day in shipping disruption it takes about 1 week to correct the delay, for the slack in the system to correct here it would take 40 weeks
IRAN'S PARLIAMENT SPEAKER GHALIBAF: TRUMP'S DECISION TO EXTEND THE CEASEFIRE MAKES NO SENSE. THE CEASEFIRE EXTENSION IS AN ATTEMPT TO BUY TIME FOR A SURPRISE ATTACK. IRAN CURRENTLY HOLDS THE INITIATIVE
>>62139986when will there be a recession>>62139973when will the oil run out
>>62139986The retard orange in chief isn't going to kick off a recession right before the midterms
>>62139968not even remotely close to true. Iran has put themselves in a corner and they're trapped
>>62139993what is this characters nameimages of him where he looks like crap, all shriveled up and disheveled, always make me happy for some reason. it's relatable
>>62139987What is that, a taco for ants?
Honestly, blocking the blockade to spin it as a win that the Strait is still blocked is pretty fucking funny.
>>62139949american oil doesn’t offset need for kerosine and ship crude we’re gigafucked
>>62139995fair enough, ty..
>>62140005Iran was still benefiting from the strait being blocked that's no longer the case so it's a massive win for the us
>>62140005There were still Iranian ships leaving and entering the strait, which the counterblockade was meant to prevent.
WHEN WILL THE OIL RUN OUT & SHOCK START TO HIT
>>62139995Agree to this, can’t come soon enough, not American but I hope they have the power to impeach this retard
>>62140000Recession maybe at the end of this year or later.
i go out for a bit after market hours and miss a TACO
>>62139989That's just not correcthttps://www.lloydslist.com/LL1156966/At-least-26-Iranian-shadow-fleet-vessels-bypass-US-blockadehttps://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iran-war-israel-us-strait-hormuz-2026/card/iran-dark-fleet-vessels-slip-through-blockade-FOA0FJA3PNxMk8IrHwAV
>>62140003It's Charlie from Smiling Friends, an excellent show that recently ended after 3 seasons.
>>62140011we can stop and board their ships at will whatever is getting through is irrelevant to us
this is gonna open lower tomorrow
>>62140013Nothing ever happens. Everybody ovaryacts and he will finish out his term>>62140019I am literally Pim
>indefinite ceasefire with no conditions on the opposing partyWe should come up with a term for this, maybe something like 'surrender'>>62140012Look at how oil and food prices went in 2022, just model the same timeline but far more drastic
>>62139986>Even the chemicals sector will move after enough timeLMAO, imagine believing you can just start factories or raise production overnight.
>>62139681DIANA :3
>>62140013they already impeached him and nothing seems to have happenedthere's literally a moloch cult running the world and nothing seems to happenall i care about is trading>>62140026uhh
>>62140019>Charlie from Smiling Friendslmao look at this dude he's literally me
>>62140018I'm telling you man this is a nothingburger we're not keeping a gigantic fucking blockade out there for no reason you're being duped
>>62140021I don't think that the Chinese would've liked that.
>>62140018>when you hit them with that aryan stare
>>62140030newest faggot jewish nihilism showour generation's south parknothing new under the sun
>>62140032No one doubts that it’s just the effectiveness of said blockade
>>62140033We're not at war with china. if china wants to fight a proxy war they'll be treated as such
Meanwhile, cargos of MANPADs are being delivered from chyna
>>62139986nigga there’s no infrastructure for 1/5th of total oil supply + appliances it’s going to crunch
>>62140043I hope it's true
>>62140039Iran sending trash through to trick stupid people is all I see we wouldn't keep the blockade up if it wasn't working
>>62139930BEAGLE :3
>>62140046Then why hasn’t Iran negotiated yet?
>>62140040They already are doing that as far as I'm aware and the blockade is meant to prevent that without triggering a direct conflict, combined with the threats of direct 50% tariffs.
Welp here's my day in a jpeg. I swear this happens to me every time I enter the market
>>62140050because they're ran by mental cases they just got completely buttfucked and are acting like they're winning aka exactly what mental cases do
>>62140027yeah just like the chip companies during covid when there was a shortage due to wfh etcnobody is going to commit billions on infra to meet demand spikes when the conditions that drove it were temporary and could change in an instant not to mention the 5 year plus timeline to build it
Mama JF disappeared almost three years ago and JF literally got away with it
TACO is the easiest money ever
>>62140053IT'S JUST A CORRECTION TRVST....Trvst....the plqn...and go long on anything and you will make money
>>62140056So it’s not working
>>62140032>Gigantic blockadeIt isn't though given the size of the area and the assets currently in place, the US can't patrol the entire area and there's plenty of Iranian linked non sanctioned ships freely going pass the blockade, the US didn't even have the assets in place at the start of the war to do any sort of blockade, it was not planned in advance
Le omnicient memeAI is telling me that's the export capacity of the US.Yeah, that won't do. Better build new oil terminals.
cease fire extended. nothing ever happens.
>>62140056>and are acting like they're winning aka exactly what mental cases doanon... look around you
>>62140053kek oil baggy
>>62139776-1.12%Both NOC and RTX had great earning reports and then dumped like shitcoins. Blue chip defense stocks my ass
Can someone explain me why the price of Gold seems to follow the S&P prices. What's the point of having some gold if it's to fall with the S&P...
>>62139987Also no fucking way he typed this. I wonder if he even know this was sent out…
>>62140073It's too known now. Sorry anony
>>62140063>they can respond irrationally while losing badly therefore it's not workingokie dokie>>62140064we're strategically intercepting high value targets not the trash Iran sends through to trick stupid people like you. we took a 900ft long cargo ship my dude you're as gullible as they make come
>>62139948eh, they both are kind of desperate, since Iran isn't in a good spot either. The problem is that there's really not a lot that either party would be willing to give up. Iran can't get any security assurances that wouldn't come at the cost of America weakening it's position in the middle east, And America can't get any assurances that Iran wouldn't just pull this again any time it felt like it without severely weakening Iran's national security. It's a very delicate situation, and it's being handled by some very indelicate people.
Dow futes kinda krabby.I think Bondi jinxed us and the markets now have a mental block on >muh DOW is over 50k
>>62140072yeah, earnings are a meme. algorithms matter more.
>>62140077>Iranian oil tankers aren't strategic high value targetsYeah, you're a dumb cunt
>>62140077They aren’t acting irrational, irrationally implies they are not reacting to incentives that benefit them, what about any of the proposed us deals to Iran incentivises them to negotiate? and before you say force Ukraine still hasn’t come to the table
>>62140083yeah they're not carrying enough value that's a fact
completely preventable/useless war btw remember that when you suck dick for oil.
>>62140073both are moving with oil
Global Oil supply is like 40% gone, how come we aren’t blood red?!?!?!
>>62140073>Can someone explain me why the price of Gold seems to follow the S&P prices. What's the point of having some gold if it's to fall with the S&P...it became retail fomo hypeit went up 70% in a year. Now people are chasing it because line go up. it's not a safe haven any morewhen it drops back down to 3000, all the new people chasing easy money will flushed out and panic sell. then it will be safe haven again. It needs to be "boring" or even "hated".I am interested in buying gold when it gets back to the price it was 12 months ago.
>>62140073It's paper gold, not gold. Fake and gay.
>>62140084Iran has no leverage we took their 1 trick pony they can make a deal or get financially ruined
>>62140073both will be correlated with inflation, you'd probably want to look at how gold correlates with VIX or something
Kek one afternoon one month ago I considered selling 1/4 of my AMD to put it into something elso. Thank god I didn't do it.
>>62140086>The one thing propping up Iran's economy is not carrying enough valueLOL, you're a retard, kill yourself and humanity would benefit greatly
>>62140073it's tied to interest rates, bascially the higher oil goes inflation follows, with inflation too high rate cuts are out and a rate hike may happen. SPY is following gold since interest rates tied to the oil inflation are both driving them
>>62140094Why would a country which economy collapse before the war started care about that?
>>62140097Iran was controlling everything through the strait and charging tolls now all they can do is sneak a few small ships through that's a FUCKHUEG loss of resources trying to spin it any other way reeks of of desperation
>>62140100>CakeanonGOD
Anyone else buy minors today?
>>62140090The Sauds had significant overcapacity to smash down prices and eliminate other suppliers when it suited them40% is a doomer assumption based on that. Even 20% is pushing it, more like 15% of global
>>62140101they still need money to function and we can suffocate their monetary supply almost entirely
>>62140061>>62140100big ladies
hell of a poker face this guy
>>62140090We have to cope for a while until the damage becomes irreversible and we enter a state of permanent dumping.
AAL is still down 58% from pre-covid levels.
>>62140108This was said about Russia North Korea and Cuba and guess what?
>>62140073From what I understand it's not following S&P, it's following the state of the conflict, which impacts oil prices, which in turn impacts S&P. The reason is that without oil revenue some states need to subsidize that loss due to being pegged against USD, so they're doing it by selling gold, which increases supply and pushes prices down.There's also impact from higher oil prices increasing inflation and conflicts making dollar stronger, but that's way more generic.
>>62140100i would argue it's moreso dollar than interest rates. interest rates drop because if the pool stays closed there will be an increasing need to firesale treasuries FOR dollars. oil correlation across literally everything continues
>>62140090be patient, anon
>>62140073Central banks are selling gold to buy oil
>>62140064Anon, they have planes to covee the whole blockaded area and the cargo ships are slower than a no-seat bike ridden by your grandma.
Everyone here is a doomer, ie poor. Do you doomers think numbers in a bank really matter in your fantasy scenarios?
>>62140118Based picture. NEVER be sad
>>62140122the whole fucking point of these threads is to try and find out what matters
>>62140090all reserves are employed so they will keep this dance up right until hardcore energy lockdowns lol
>>62140122It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
twitter nigger thread
>>62140114Plan trusters are STILL falling for it
>>62140114you want be to make your midwit argument for you? you're comparing apples to oranges. it's not "like this or like that".
>>62140131that's exactly what he meant
>>62140120right the blockade is nothing? that's why Iran doesn't care that it's there and doesn't want us to remove it. does nothing. retard
ticker test on last 2 threads
>>62140118
short gamestop
>>62140140>TACO WAR NOW
>>62140090We had a glut pre-war, have to eat through it before the "this will blow over" narrative gets rugged
>>62140124Nothing matters because no one knows. No one knows anything about numbers or fundamental parts of market theory, every bagfaggot here relies on a mix of information gathering and gut feeling. The problem is, thanks to the wealth of information and the expediency of retail trading without needing human middlemen, the markets move too fast for the tools and theory to measure. The markets now not only measure profits and costs, but also sentiment, thus the bagfaggot strategy works.
>>62140140>>62140150>AI PUMP OPEN
>>62140053>Longing oil on a Tuesday
LMAO, why the fuck are they gonna bomb Dubai and Qatar?!?! Make sense of this shit LMFAO.
>>62140166Same reason they did before?
>>62140090it’s good for planet earth, we will live longer so the maximum capacity for for the x and y axis on the up and to the right train have increased and the market priced this in
>>62140166>why does the joker threaten innocent people. He should only threaten Batman
>>62140100Gold skyrocketed in '08 though.
imagine being dubai right now
Zucked
>>62140178I invested in Meta due to this but got picoheemed a few weeks ago
>>62140178Standard shit, surprised I haven't seen this headline before now
>>62140184>>62140184>>62140184
>>62139949*90% of Iran's seaborne trade
>>62140166Afraid for your recent Dubai housing buy, uh?
>>62140111Kek
>>62139782Surely this will age well
>>62140122Surviving any conflict is made easier with money. The number one prepper skill is just staying employed and valuable relative to the local population. Study any conflict zone, failed state and global crisis. It's normally boring life not dissimilar to now with greatly increased poverty, this is broken occasionally or often with periods of great violence, crime, disruption IE nothing to buy and extreme corruption. Everyone struggles, high value individuals struggle less if they spend their wealth wisely and hide their net worth and/or network with like minded individuals or a community that relies on their goods and services. Numbers in a bank account are all that matters but nothing is completely safe. Read the Mandibles to see what losing everything despite being high net worth looks like. Wealth should not be concentrated in a single place for this reason. It's easy to diversify if you have large wealth but many don't because they don't believe crisis can touch them.
