GAUZ edition
short oil
what a shit bake
>$RVIEasiest money I ever made.
> nows
Do I buy more AMC hmmmmm
>>62142306>Southwest
>>62142298Why the FUCK did I take 130k out of VOO and put it in VXUS
low energy general
>>62142309Did she die? She had zero aura against those cows.
This article pretty much confirms what I've been thinking for a while. People like this is why the stock market is so out of wack and as long as these people have jobs and therefore income, the clown market will remain.>When trading, “it doesn’t matter if something is real or fake,” he said. “Whatever the price is doing, that’s your main input. Real and fake in terms of information, who knows?”>Munoz saw the same dynamic developing in the Iran war. On a Monday in mid-March, he stared out at the Manhattan skyline from his office on the 85th floor and decided he didn’t want to miss out on another blistering rally. “This feels like Liberation Day,” he told clients. >His firm snapped up tens of millions of dollars worth of stocks, including Tesla, Amazon and Oracle. “This administration is willing to pivot when the market gets shaky,” Munoz said. “There was just no way they were going to let this market get into trouble.”>When Danner Drake, 54, saw news of the Nasdaq correction flash on his office computer on March 26, he opened his brokerage app. >Almost reflexively, the Alabama-based civil engineer sold roughly 10% of his holdings in a plain-vanilla index fund and plugged it into ProShares UltraPro QQQ, a leveraged exchange-traded fund that promises triple the return—positive or negative—of the Nasdaq-100.>A longtime investor who held on through the dot-com crash and the 2007-09 recession, Drake said his experience has instilled a kind of blind faith in the American stock market’s ability to recover from just about any crisis. >Why are markets racing back to records? “I have no idea,” he said. >It doesn’t matter why it goes down—the Iran war, Covid, whatever,” Drake said. “All these times when the market drops, it doesn’t even matter to me, I buy more.”https://www.wsj.com/finance/stocks/iran-war-stock-market-588f5a22?mod=hp_lead_pos1
>soxl
>>62142317Because you fell for the diversification meme. Never bet against America.
>photonicslopI'm glad I became a trendwhore
the road to $20 EPS
>>62142324Theta decay doesn't fucking matter anymore when it comes to computer chips.
>im still smarter than you bulls
>>62142298>>62142313OP here Can't tell if I like Gauzy shares more than AMC callsBoth look extremely attractive at these levels. Gauzy news coming in May hopefully France settlementAMC has just been beat down since 2021 endlessly diluted. I think the short story is over now that the dust has settled>tl;dr >Gauzy shares and AMC calls
>>62142323Just slurp dips and stop overthinking it
AAAAAAAH QUICK, WE NEED A DAVID AXIOS HEADLINE BUSSY'S SHORTS ARE NOT WORKING
>>62142323
>>62142337>who is that Mumu-san? They look homeless >No one. They are no one...
>>62142340>hairy foot fetish>indecisive about meme tickersI'd short the shit out of these if my God didn't like me using leverage
Did the guy who asked me about USAR a day ago buy it like I pretty much told him to?
>>62142323Fun fact: the ones that bought the memedip is le "smart money". You know, the ones that underperform the market 90% of the time. Meanwhile, and surprisingly for once, retailchads stayed out of this madness. And we shall see soon enough that retailchads are chads for a reason.
>>62142350What's wrong with liking pretty feet? Women dress them up for a reason anon
AAAAAA WHY AMD GO DOWN
>>62142342
why is it GREEN
>>62142340AMC bout not to be playin' fukkin' games yo
>>62142298Possibly, Trump extended the ceasefire because he is waiting for the Bush carrier group to get within range of Iran, which it will in a few days
>>62142323Serious question Bobo, for your thesis to even do anything more than a dip followed by the typical rebound you would have to look at the total collapse of the US at this point in which case you fucking lose regardless since you won't be able to cash out or hide in a super bunker lol.
>>62142317Because you're taking stock advice from some jam boy that only owns a soccer ball and a 15 year old flip phone.
NIce pop off the lows yesterday mumu, but did you happen to notice the permanent double and triple tops that formed?
CAR up again
>>62142298>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62141582
How long can SOXL stay above 100?
>>62142373>muh black Monday >oh well it will dip after another TACO>oh well, umh... it will dip Friday or next week>2 more weeksThe bobo cope is unreal
>>62142362
hmm yes judging by the chart I'd say there just 1 way to go from here. bullbros say it with me
>>62142378It's going to 200 end of the year unironically. You can screencap this post
>>62142323They have created a system in which there is no alternative to long term passive investment in the stock market. The average person's entire savings, investment, and retirement plans are based on VOO. This creates a firm foundation from which the elites can harvest cash at will. They use this cash for things like PE and VC. They can inject an IPO into a major index and cash out their VC returns while the stock drops 50%. You watch the number go up and down and do nothing, because your time horizon is 30 years of desperation and dependency, while they create the pressure up/down in real time and sell/buy as needed.
>>62142317And why thr FUCK is it red today
i'm making a lil money today
GEV WTFWT
>>62142357There's no escaping the simple fact that feet deteriorate with age faster than any other body part, we walk on them. Therefore out of all the fetishes foot fetish is the most Epstein coded one
I mean isn't it obvious?this shit will at least go a bit red after big earnings this and next week lol
>>62142394You mean foot fags are just nonces really?
>>62142394But that's the kind of thing foot fetishists are into.
>>62142393>could've 10x'ed my money if I'd bought GEV back when they first spun off from GEIt's fine
>>62142394women are more into big feet though that doesn't track with my experiencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx0huz6TiLo
>>62142399they always were
>oil up>market up>vix downok
40% of the world supply oil oil is gone… how the fuck are we pumping, especially after that disaster in foreign policy?!?!
>>62142403I've been hodling GE Vernova for about 6 months now. It has been carrying my portfolio for a while
>People making a mad dash to dump Sandisk and pump MicronAIIIIEEE what's happening?
>>62142357I like it when women present cute feet in high heeled sandals, but I have never in my life just fapped over a foot being presented.
>>62142414brents at 100 again too this is just a cancer market
>Morning>My boy walter starts posting about talks and ceasefires>Make moneySimple as.
>>62142414Russia has discovered a decentralised delivery system for oil. It's currently raining oil in tuapse. (It really is)
>>62142414Because it's all been priced in you stupid faggot. Markets are foward looking and you are too dumb to see the future because you are crying about the present and the past. Ngmi
>>62142419walter was doom posting most of yesterday
>>62142419>Trump says>PossibleThey're not even trying anymore. It's patently obvious he's just waiting for the other carrier group and the boxer to arrive.
>>62142415>>62142418I'm not touching this insane irrational market
>>62142420Absolutely based. This is exactly that kind of thinking outside of the box the world needs. For instance, why not release oil directly in the strait so it goes on the Oman side and it's picked back up.It's really THAT simple.
attention to all anonskraken robotics will most likely go 100% up within around 12 monthsAnduril contracts will be made before end of 2027get in before it is too late
>>62142423that would explain why we had to endure a -0.1% day yesterday. yucky
>>62142428BWC technology has the makings of a 10 bagger though !
It's like Bobos hate money
>>62142419I love how not only my oil stonks don't give a little shit, but neither does the WTI which is even more worrying
>>62142414they did not tell you?
i noticed there is no famous bear statue
>>62142435bobos hate America, which is the same as hating money boss
>>62142440Line only goes up
Wasn't someone yesterday saying RTX was at generational bottom? >Down 2.5% today. So far.
>>62142442Bobos really should be rounded up by ICE and deported. Fucking Somalian daycare centers make more money than Bobo.
>>62142444generational bottom was years ago for that stock
>>62142440There’s a Karen statue
>>62142427There's a 7km oil slick in the black sea off tuapse currently. Once it passes the Bosporus we can just go scoop it up. I wonder how many barrels per km?
>>62142370>for your thesis to even do anything more than a dip followed by the typical rebound you would have to look at the total collapse of the US at this pointOr, you know, just a recession in which a significant percentage of American workers lose their jobs.
>>62142447somalin day care centers make more then some fucking chip makers
OWL chads. things are going ok so far. we're not out of the woods yet though.
>>62142298shalom gentiles how’s the real world
>>62142454That's already priced in
>>62142440Just stop right there you big meanie bull!
>>62142449I've been holding it a while. Sick of this action since earnings though.
My lil GAUZ doin something Need AMC to 10 and GAUZ to 10
why do some anons say there is nothing good to buy?they dont know everything will pump, literally everythingwhen the ceasefire occurs for real instead of just being extended?
sassoon
>>62142457>PE DPI is still getting diddled and 52% of funds have remaining assets at 20% of NAV with minimal distributions in the past 24 monthsprivate equity sissys
my limit buy was off by literal cents reeeeee
>>62142460NYC was surprisingly chill and removed fearless girl which was just a corporate marketing stunt. the Charging Bull artist also wanted it removed.
>>62142468No anon, a real ceasefire would be bad. Right now for every fake ceasefire we are just gearing up before we launch another attack at Iran for violating the ceasefire. We have to rinse and repeat this cycle until Iran is destroyed so we can keep the market up.
Alright pitch me some good volatile growth stocks. I have already made bank on RKLB, AEHR (sold this today) and IONQ, and I’m looking for some other sectors.
What the actual fuck is this, this market is a mental asylum
>>62142489BULL. i have some as a shot in the dark.
>>62142489what prices average you got for ionq and rklb?
>>62142452>posts on American /smg/ thread>talks in 3rd world Pakistani tongue
>>62142454Fun fact: post-covid recession was caused by the equivalent of a 7% demand destruction.Here we're looking at 15-20% missing oil, and thus basically as much demand destruction.
>>62142459kek, as soon as retards like Danner Drake lose their jobs and the endless supply of retail money runs out, we're going to get a monumental crash.
>it's another retard pump episode
>>62142496>Pakistani tongueImagine being so buck broken by metric.
>>6214249531 for IONQ, 66 for RKLB.
>>62142504Line only goes up.
>>62142502Today the EU was about to force remote work to save gas. Like what the hell is going on? Nothing makes sense lol
>>62142502It's been priced in already buddy, just like covid was. I remember the lamenting of Bobos long after the dip was over because according to them nothing aboht the outlook had improved. Bobos are too stupid to grasp the concept of how the market prices things in. You better get locked in because we are priced in now.
>>62142508I'd beat you within an inch of your life but you'd have no idea when I'd stop if I did.
>>62142504It will just get priced in too. Who's to say it hasn't already been priced in?
AMD 291he was hated at 166... now loved at 300
>>62142494Ok I’ll go in with you. Seems like they’re pushing it hard on their end.
>>62142514>>62142522Is the heat death of the universe priced in you stupid nigger
>>62142525nice. hopefully we make 3-5x.
>oil and stonks pumping at the same time What's the meaning of this
Line goes up
>>62142529Unironically that's priced in too. Markets are surprisingly very forward looking. If you aren't trading derivatives that carry into the next plane of existance then you aren't going to make it.
>>62142298>stocks pumping >Oil pumpingWAGMI
>>62142518Is that how pomel horses are made?
>>62142538One market is tied to physical reality, and the other is tied to a reality prompted by boomer twitter posts
>>62142521I'd be surprised if you could lift your fat arm long enough to beat your own meat.
Bobo bros I figured it out. You just go long and make money. It’s wild man but it just works lmao.
>>62142546>those who bless Israel will be blessedsimple as
>>62142524SOXL $100he was hated at $10 now loved at $100
s&p over 8000 eoyIts a lock
Anyone ever notice how that avatar troon is never active during normal hours? It's almost like they don't have a job and just shit posts here at odd hours of the night.
>>62142560absolutely. now people post all day "why didnt i buy SOXL!!" lol. nothing ventured, nothing gained.
>>62142561That's like a 10%-20% gain. You might as well be a bobo doomer with that prediction. Let me set the record straight:>S&P will reach over 9000 this year>the economy is roaring>earnings are blowing out expectations>the Fed is juicing the economy>AGI is coming
>>62142546>stocks pumping>bonds pumping>crypto pumping>oil pumping>boomer rocks pumping>dollar devaluing>volatility falling whats a bobo to do? i cant make heads or tails of anything rn
>>62142563xe's in /bant/
>>62142570I never doubted David SOXL
>>62142573FOMO in immediately
GAUZ 1 year chart now
asts fails launchdip randomly gets wiped outlolol
>>62142573Bobo is long oil thougheverAnd if he's not, he should be.
>>62142551You have free health care but still have those fucked up teeth tho. I'd wager corn on the cob probably isn't in your diet.
>>62142579best CEO in the business.
>>62142573Just be patient the music is about to stop on all these retards
short the yen
>>62142563>Anyone ever notice how that avatar troon is never active during normal hours? It's almost like they don't have a job and just shit posts here at odd hours of the night.Xe was actually active during market hours 3 weeks ago. Xer problem though was xey were getting clowned on for posting bottom signals (goyim sentiment index, goyim search trends) while saying the market was going to dump further. So when the market pumped afterward xey gradually started posting less and less since they actually weren't a shit poster, but a genuine goyim that got burned by selling the market lows.
>>62142580>FOMO in immediatelybut i am scared
>>62141542>Or a major escalation about to happenpizza index as of now?
What did he say? I'm at work and I see line going up.
DJT computer is going out of business
>>62142591are the boomer rocks and the dxy telling the tale?
>>62142589>corn on the cobDon't talk to me about corn you syrup supping glutinous behemoth.
>>62142592/smg/ owes me a hairy wet japanese pussy
>>62142570>why didntI still don't like the amount of rotation/hunting going on inside the sector. Not money in and out of soxx overall but money in and out of individual tickers inside soxx. Obviously it's worked out overall and it keeps grinding up but that's what I don't like. It's a sector etf where the broad sector's movements aren't so broad.
>>62142598Remember when Hegseth said they would order pizza on random days just to fuck with the pizza tracker?
>>62142594Kek, I knew that would happen but they are still doubling and trippling down. Baby first discovery of how the money printer and war works. The shit he cries about is literally part and parcel to how the economy has always operated, kek. I figured he was just some newfag /pol/ tourist new to investing and that he would get bled dry finding out the hard way the world has always operated this way.
>>62142596In all seriousness have a strategy and stick to it. Could you lose money? Sure. But we aren’t that extended from the 50 and 200 day SMA on SPX. If you exit on a death cross and enter on a golden cross, you’re looking at roughly a 5% drawdown max before exiting. The potential downside of sitting in cash is way worse than that.
>>62142298>”What can bobos do against such reckless printing…”
Is it mental illness if phrases like >black nigger moneyand>long wet dickRun through my head like a freight train all day
HE IS MAKING A RUN FOR IT
>>62142626Long lithium.
>>62142626You might want to stop jerking off to porn made by Jews with binaural beats in them trying to brainwash you into some really gay heinous shit you might need Prep for to keep from catching AIDS.
>>62142615no, I didn't know about that. I bet they will find new methods anyway.btw, how the fuck did they even track sales of pizzas? by checking order numbers in pizza websites or some shit? if so, why the fuck would they buy pizzas instead of telling those companies to fix their shit? lmao
>>62142626only if it interrupts your daily life
>>62142629Imagine still watching that strait of yesterday's news
>>62142626When you ask for something because you are unsure it's a normal behaviour, that's because it 100% isn't.
>>62142629>Making a run for it>Speed: 10 mphBold move.
>>62142609Can you at least handle popcorn with what's left of those chompers? We can chill and enjoy the pump.
>"Trump is willing to give another three to five days of ceasefire to allow the Iranians to get their shit together," one U.S. source briefed on the matter said. "It is not going to be open-ended."https://www.axios.com/2026/04/22/trump-iran-war-power-struggle-ceasefire
I'm going to need you to stop selling 7130 every touch.
>>62142648>if I don't do anything, maybe the toilet will eventually unclog itselfuseless piece of shit
>>62142648>Ok you can watch your show tonight but TOMORROW you’re grounded
>>62142647I'll have you know I'm over 50, still have all my own teeth and haven't visited a dentist in 30 years.
>>62142638I'm a lawyer and kinda. Sometimes I'm in a depo and instead of listening to the answer my mind is just going>dick like pussy, dick like pussy got a dick like a pussyor>dick red like a dog got a red dog dick
>>62142383Bart
>>62142640you see those two dots just above the one selected both of those were intercepted and are being tugged to the Iranian coast, if you are a autist then this is the best fun you will have
Nvidia gains like old people fuck
>>62142648Has Trump been dealing with spineless cucks devoid of any personality for all of his life? He has no clue of what to do when someone doesn't bend to his will.
>>62142592WTF what did the Miku car do to themPic I took
Guys… they are patching the millenial and gen z exploit…What now?
>>62142671i mean look at his advisors, witcuck literally accepted Russias 11 point plan at face value last year
>>62142648Just waiting on that carrier to get in the area…
>>62142658I hope you are a public defender kek
>>62142671>Has Trump been dealing with spineless cucks devoid of any personality for all of his life?Look at his voter base.
>>62142657I really don't blame you. It would suck to have to fly to a civilized country just to find a half-decent one.
>>62142626don't worry, it's normal for you amerimutts to think about blacks and their dicks all day long>>>62142648>axios.com
>>62142636>He doesn't use the Google maps' shop activity to pick up the best moment to go to the supermarket when there's a dip in frequentationngmi
Who else is bullish?
>>62142677Yep. 3 days arrival. There's no way this isn't a full blown war again by the weekend.
>>62142672>>62142592Damn, they take copyright law pretty seriously over there
>>62142678Nah that's gay. I just won a car for a major commercial airline. I represent a lot of engine manufactures too kek.
>>62142681I bet you go and let them drill into your teeth just to fill up the holes they made.And pay for the privilege. Dentistry is a scam.
>>62142684right, duh.I don't live in a big city anymore, I forgot that shit.
SK Hynix reports Q1 results in 9 hours btw.
>>62142692sweet
>>62142687>>62142677This is so by-the-book. With the "see, we gave them a ceasefire extension and all, aren't we nice, kind and understanding?", even.The best part is it works, somehow they're fooling all the double digits IQ.
RTX just bounced a bit after a 10% earnings drop.
I live in made it land with retired boomers so the grocery store is dead after 7pm
>>62142694>somehow they're fooling all the double digits IQ.Aye, that's all of maga covered.
>>62142697Literally IMPOSSIBLE. Stop lying anon.You know full well boomers go at very specific worker's time when it's time to do the groceries. You finished work and you go to the groceries after quitting your jobs? Boomers will be there stalling the cashier. You go to the groceries on Saturday? Boomers will be there to make your life miserable.You somehow have a free day on some Tuesday and go to do your groceries at 3PM? Nobody in sight.
>>62142690It takes 32 of you Kph freaks to sum up a full set of teeth but you're talking down on dentistry. Checks out.
>X users discuss rising costs of car oil changes reaching $100 or more at shopsNo wonder that oil change place near me is advertising BNPL, lmao
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ANONS?!!
>>62142703Not where I live. Nobody works. They’re all retirees who wake up at 5 am and do their grocery shopping in the mornings. My whole town is a ghost town after 7pm. They’re in bed by 9. I do all my grocery shopping at night and I’m the only customer in there. I went one day at 9am and it was impossible.
>>62142674More Indians, same as the last decade
>>62142708>KphKm/hsipstea.jpg
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!!
>>62142717This sounds like where I live. Nothing to do after 8pm because the non-retired population won't support it.
>>62142694And the market is so clever dumping defence stocks.......
MSFT
HOLY FUCK MUUGODS FINALLY WE'RE CASHING IN
guys i bought a $710 SPY call for tomorrow why isn't it going up faster
>As of now, the Iranians are denying that they agreed to an extension of the ceasefire and say that they have not yet published an official position on the matter. Meanwhile, the Americans are denying that they set a defined time frame for extending the ceasefire.lmao somebody said 3-5 days and now backtrack
I am perfectly content to keep waiting. We are in a recession regardless of the bullshit going on in the stock market.
WHAT DO I BUY IN THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET?!!
>>62142732MY NAME IS LARGOI AM THE MAKER OF THE NEW WORLDNOW GIVE ME THE OMS
>>62142736SOXL and SOXL accessories apparently
>>62142736>everything is crabbing at ATH or is a gamble stock that no one who has anything to lose will buyFucking gay market.
DAVID SOXL MAH NGA!!!!!!
>>62142733>He bought the top
BOBOS GETTING FUCKED IN THE ANUS
>>62142746
I KEEP TRADING LIKE A NIGGER
>>62142736Kneepads.
>>62142723>don't attempt to unfag our faggotryGot me there, Longtooth.
>>62142747they are too smart to make money over the last 10 years. everything is overpriced to them. AMZN, NVDA, AMD, SPY.
Today’s top is tomorrows dip
>>62142756i wanna hope so
>>62142732If it closes above 471.34 and skhynix pops off after earnings MU will drag up. >>62142747Meanwhile the only thing I'm losing money on are capitulated calls.
This is worrying me.
OH IT BE PUMPINOH IT BE PUMPIN
>>62142752
>>62142765*dabs*
0 DD in my stock market board :DDmaybe mention a ticker that is a good high beta play?
Cinco de mayo is also taco Tuesday this year. This is very bullish
>>62142703Boomers should be banned from physically entering grocery stores. Drive-thru only. Jello boxes and spam cans in wicker baskets by the cashier.
>>62142773RPD
>>62142773You are high beta LMAO
Blow off top kek
Reality is falling apart at the seams trying to uphold the cancerous growth of the fictional world and everyone sees it. The death of truth heralds the death of reason, and without reason we become more incoherent than animals
>>62142773your dad is highly beta playing with my balls
>>62142784That's gay.
>>62142784Oooo doggy nice big balls
>>62142773hehewhat is beta?>>62142783that's edgy as fuck>>62142761it's just another V curve.. right?
>>62142783Trumps voters are buying as fast as they can
>>62142795Thank you for your cervix
>>62142795i thought it was institutional banks printing 8 trillion gorillion dollarswhere's that anime troon? i need him to tell me when to buy puts
>>62142794Alpha is for stocks that don’t give a shit and make money. Beta is stocks that just follow the crowd
Lately ive been saying niggerI wish you all could hear the beautiful melodies in my head
>>62142773>>62142778Oh I read that as low beta
made 5x my monthly wagiesalary in the past 30 days. I cant keep getting away with it. I am about to say something horrible to someone one of these days.
>>62142783but the memes anon
>>62142808>I am about to say something horribleThat’s the real reward for making it.
>>62142765
AVGO new ATH
0dte Chads, how we holding up?
>>62142808labors useless kek.
>>62142824had to do 1dte :(lookin good so far i just hope there's no nigger news to mess things up
>>62142824Too much chop today for me
>>62142826get this faggot's face out of my head i see him every dayglowies are never gonna let him die the second death are they?i can barely remember the faces of a lot of childhood friends but i'm gonna be seeing this faggot's face till i'm dead aren't i
>>62142824It crabbed out and wiped me for a couple thousand.With hindsight I was too late on entry and never should have chased at the fill prices I got.
>>62142808>made 5xHow?>about to say something horribleDon't do that. You will wagecuck 5 months less for the money. Nothing else has changed.
>>62142761don't worry, it will all be over soon
>>62142794>what is beta?higher beta stocks are the ones that move way more than lower beta stocks the more speculative the higher betamore upside but also more downsidebut that is where real money is made and every port needs high beta, at least a small percentage 2-5% depending on account value
>>62142839I don't like that kind of negativity
>>62142819Tell me more about your healthcare provision?
>>62142838how? have a lot of money in the market.
Da king
this general is starting that way to euphoric vibe
>>62142836the new generation loves him
>>62142841oh tyso it's basically volatility?
So now we just pump with OIL o_O. Everything up.
>>62142841Beta is correlation with the SPX, for example SPY is 1.0, lower beta is lower correlation
Fuck Trump and fuck Iran
>>62142859The way I see it, yeah, it's that this stock is going to the price I'm going to sell it at. It's not there yet, but it's nice that it's making some progress and regaining what it's lost this past few days
I FOMOd into soxl
>>62142861i hate the antichrist so much you have no idea>the new generation loves himthat's because whatever cult runs the world wants to turn every foreign country against the US, and to scapegoat american civilians for their crimes, so that the whole ship burns down quicklythe veil was briefly lifted it has to all burn nowperhaps
>>62142808>I am about to say something horrible to someoneDon't do it, bro. You'll have periods of really bad trades that'll leave you in the red.
>>62142868THE YEAR OF EXXON>>62142873This is true. I was red the past two months
MU GODS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
>>62142306cant wait for lockheed to dump 10% after beating estimates
>>62142871>kkk idhmmm
>>62142879Please no top-calling but yes just buy and hold as all cultists should
>>62142846I'm glad you asked.>needed physical last month>walked in to doctor's office>checked in and filled out the forms>no appointment or anything>payed the $50 co-pay, insurance took care of the rest>in and out in under 2 hoursIt's amazing what you can do when you're not bumming healthcare off the taxpayers, isn't it?
>Oil and stocks pumping
>>62142866yes, 1 is moving together with the market, either way it is better to say high beta means stocks fly smg doesn't understand anything else otherwise
>>62142883RTX just finishing that process.
>>62142871TOP TOP HOLY TOPIM OUT
>>62142888>filled out the formsKek>payed the $50 co-pay,LmaoOh, and. It's paid.Sipstea.jpg
>>62142871new ath everyday
KPOP ETF is flying
>>62142696>people are longing defense into an obvious (D) sweepWere you long estrogen and diabetus meds when Trump won? Kek Mr mumu you are fucking retarded.
>>62142893yeah its why im worried. you'd think anyone who wanted to sell would have done so already.
>>62142902He does not dance for our amusement but it's how he summons green candles
20-Y t-bills at 4.8%loooooool
>>62142897Yep it’s over
>>62142901That's all ya got? OK, nice game. You're dismissed.
>bears spent 3 weeks debating how strait they are instead of making moneyrip
general mills extremely undervalued and people still buying ai stocks??
Soxl Soxl SoxlI made him out of clayAnd Soxl Soxl Soxl He is fucking gay
this bull market is absolute bull Shit, demand destruction should be happening right about now ffs
My secret to success? I'm a yurinigger just like Epstein. His spirit is protecting my portfolio.
>>62142931People are buying stocks that are going up
>>62142907when do i buy SPY puts>>62142865o.o>>62142866>>62142891i see, ty anons
>>62142935Cringe but based
>>62142934Hyperinflation says fuck what you want
>>62142931No one’s buying your fucking cornmeal goyfeed slop, Moshe
guys wtf why isn't SPY at 711 yet
>>62142934You cant logic it buddy. You have to clown it and throw money at it. You WILL be successful.
>>62142942moishe*No one's buying your cornmeal, Smosh
>>62142908Its just the bullshit ceasefire news. It's meaningless. There will be tomohawks and patriots getting fired off by the hundred come this weekend. A mere blip in the road.
>>62142946>>62142940I'm waiting for the war to start again to see what happens
>>62142934kek whys that?
>WTI +4%UUUUH SCOTTY, PLEASE PUBLISH A FAKE NEWS FROM DAVID AXIOS
Last time I short, then I'll turn into the most degenerate permabull ever, I'll go 200x lev with 20 points to K.O so that the market can do a minirug and knock me out before it pumps 2000 from 6000 straight to 8000 next time
>>62142956>waitingngmi
>>62142959bussy is sleeping
they should announce a new ceasefire deal everyday so we can pump everyday
>>62142970this fr
>>62142861We will train the AI to love him too, after all he doesn't deal with the real world.
>>62142970Trudeau innit
>Oil up>BTC up>Gold up>Indexes upWhy didn't the markets just do this before? If everything goes green then everyone makes money and everyone is happy
>>62142970This wasn't even a deal, it was unilateral. Trump agreed with himself.
If bad news is good, does that mean that when this war ends the markets will crash? Is good news bad?
>>62142959My trailing stop triggered on an oil long yesterday after bloompf extended the ceasefire. Somehow the price always goes down to my stop, tiptoes over it, and then goes straight back up. I never look back and think, phew, good thing I had a stop in place! I swear to god the market moves just to spite me in particular.
mr. market does not believe the peace talks, but will rally anyway
>>62142994math is math
DONALD TRUMP. DONALD TRUMP IF YOU CAN HEAR MEPLEASE SAVE ME DONALD TRUMPJP MORGAN PLEASE SAVE MEHELPIT'S NOT GOING UP FAST ENOUGH
>>62142984His post was peak delusional, saying that because Iran has hardened its stance and won't negotiate now that he's implementing a unilateral indefinite ceasefire until the hardliners in power willingly choose to go away
>>62142977>Real estate up>Inflation up>Cost of living up
>>62142997just set a buy order where you would normally set your stop loss and wallah
>>62142997kek this kind of shit happens to me too. Not a trailing stop but usually a hard stop with quite a large gap even, to make sure I don't get fucked by small movements, and it always fucking trigger right at my price or, at 0.1 close to it and then it goes back where it was. Incredible.Like, i know the big boys can SEE my stop, but come the fuck on, I'm a small fish, AND I place it way down, no way you're gonna crash everything to trigger it. And yet it happens.
>>62143007None of these are real or matter. The dream will never end, we will never wake up
>>62142934America can’t pay its bills.
shold've fucking bought QQQ calls instead, eh
i guess that makes sense if there's 1 gorillion money printing going on & the pump is artificial, top 100 instead of top 500 would go up more
>>62143011>Like, i know the big boys can SEE my stop, but come the fuck on, I'm a small fish, AND I place it way down, no way you're gonna crash everything to trigger it. And yet it happens.I know right? It's ridiculous.
SUPERX AI TECH LTDholy shit wtf is this buzzword company nameand why is it doing so good??
>>62143011I dunno know man a thousand minnows is a miiighty nice treat
>MFW people actually use stops
>>62143024>SUPERX AI TECH LTDJeets gonna jeet.
>stocks only go up>they got stop losses
The no-oil-barrelers are reaaaal quiet today kek
>>62143024>>62143042i wonder if there's indian/hindu stock forums at this point, and whether you could extract signals from them xd
lol?why would AI care about oilI am prompting just find and I need no oil boss
>>62143051AI only needs water and sand bro it doesn't need oil
>>62143049it is Singapore company
>>62143036You have to in this environment. A simple tweet can send you -10% instantly. Like, everything's fine, you're comfy playing a vidya, and then you come back and you're in the deep red. Shit is crazy these days. It didn't use to be like that.
Buy AMFN.https://marketwirenews.com/stock/amfn/news/american-fusion-inc-otc-amfn-working-toward-scalable-8482570408838166.html
>>62143051do you have any idea how many gallons of spring fresh oil AI datacenters go through just for 1 prompt?
>>62143049You'd have to filter so much shit.
>>62143059>a tweet that'll dump your stock but recover in a few days is something you should set a loss on
>>62143059random guy makes DD on gamestop on reddit and stock goes to the moonit goes both ways anon
>>62143069>>62143069>>62143069
>>62143059just don't walk away from the screen with price action
>>62143063i bet it would be easy to filter because of how low the bar is though, if that makes sense
>>62143059That's exactly why you don't use stops.
>>62143042ALL IN DIRECTX AI COMPUTER LETS GOOO
>U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Wednesday that a number of allies in the Gulf region and in Asia have requested currency swap lines from the United States to help deal with energy shocks and other fallout from the Middle East war.>Bessent told U.S. senators that both the U.S. and the United Arab Emirates would benefit from a proposed swap line that President Donald Trump said he was considering on Tuesday.>Bessent did not name the countries making such requests, but told a U.S. Senate Appropriations subcommittee budget hearing that such facilities would help stabilize financial markets amid turmoil from the Middle East war.>"And swap lines, whether it's from the Federal Reserve or the Treasury, are to maintain order in the dollar funding markets and to prevent the sale of the U.S. assets in a disorderly way," Bessent said. "So, the swap line would benefit both the UAE and the U.S., and as I said, numerous other countries, including some of our Asian allies, have also requested them."I suspect that Japan is one of them
It’s way more fun being on the green team than the red team.
>>62143211>NVIDIAGOD
>>62143211same at the craps table. Making money with the bros is way more fun than betting on an inevitable crash
>>62142416They’ve been shilling the shit out of sneedisk in the normie news algorithms.Guess they either finally got enough exit liquidity or they ran out of time regardless.
