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friendly jap chick edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previously on /smg/
>>62143533
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AMD
AVGO
NVDA
CRDO
ALAB
MRVL
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ATTENTION SMIGGERS

YOU HAVE LESS THAN 3 MINUTES TO LONG
>$NOW

DO IT, NOW!
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> nows
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Can a knower explain the AKAN weedstock jump to a notknower
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Are you guys piling into Disney before the new Star Wars comes out? Think it's going to be a return to form for the series.
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How do people even get yellow fever for these things? Do you ever stop to think the reason Japan's fertility is so low is because not even Jap men want to have sex with their women?
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>>62144139
Is she from one of them bj bars where you can have a beer, get your dick sucked and complain about your work day?
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>SNDK reached $980 today
Time to buy. :DDDDD
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tell me good tickers
no marketcap above 100B

also, what the fuck is xanadu trading on? hopes and dreams?
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>>62144159
Thanks. I was feeling fomo but your caps calmed it down a lot.
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>>62144168
CRDO
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>>62144169
the more you dont buy the longer the rally goes on :DD
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>>62144167
deebly goncerned
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TESLA TODAY
GET READY FOR THE SEETHE
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This is getting increasingly ridiculous.
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
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A crash is coming. Bulls had their time to be blissfully unaware, eating candy and playing in the park. It’s now 7pm and the adults are calling you to come back home. This is the time when the freaks come out to play. Bobros, let’s make that dough.
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can't wait to see my SPY call get melted by theta overnight
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>>62144173
photonics shit is pretty scary boss
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>>62144181
Today: +2.06%
This Week: +0.72%
This Month: +18.31%
This Year: +8.54%
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>>62144159
why tho
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>>62144181
Gettin smoked out here boss.
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>>62144188
CRDO le good
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>>62144187
If you trade SPX you can trade after hours and it has better tax treatment.
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>>62144190
>Today: +2.06%
>This Week: +0.72%
>This Month: +18.31%
>This Year: +8.54%
80%+ tech? lol
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>>62144181
>+1.96%
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>>62144181
+1.33%
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TXN
>TXN
TXN
>TXN
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>>62144196
i probably would but i think i'll get flagged for daytrading if i do that this week lmao
i'm a moron

but i'll keep it in mind, tyvm
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>>62144181
Up 4.52% for the day, 31% for the year. My portfolio continues to heal for the horrible shellacking it took in February on no new for no reason.... and remember, the market is still irrational as hell. Buy in small cautious increments and keep those trailing stop loss orders in place.
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>>62144181
+4.04%
+2% for the week so far
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>>62144181
Today: +0.80%
This week: +0.36%
This year: +4.80%

Still beating the index
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i boughted tesla
let the dump begin
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>>62144181
>made $300 on a short scalp
ITS SO HARRRRRD
NIGGAS TRYIN FUCK MY WIFE
NIGGAS TRYIN TAKE MY LIFE
ITS SO HARRRRRD
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>>62144203
heck yeah.
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>>62144210
DOUBLE BEAT
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>>62144181
+22%
Due to holding KORU calls.
I'm still fucking angery because the piece of shit IBKR web fucking app made me rebuy a call I just sold because it's so awfully designed, the "sell" button changing to the "buy" button immediately. Piece of shit developer. Made me lose money.
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>>62144181
+16.34% but it's gonna be like -31% tomorrow in all likelihood
depending on how the CAR put does
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WTFWT
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>>62144139
so what caused todays pump. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee if only i bought those options, i wasnt expecting it to pump like that out of nowhere but did want to buy some options!!!
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>>62144208
>Still beating the index
you didn't beated NASDAQ
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>SOXL $107
Sheeeeit
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>>62144203
HOLY FUCK
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>>62144217
what does that acronym mean
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Its free money
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>>62144204
>Posting in /smg/ with a sub $25k portfolio
You'd be better off driving Ubers right now, Jesus Christ makes some fucking pocket change first before coming here.
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>>62144214
Give it 15 minutes
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>>62144218
The ceasefire in the Strait got extended. That's all. It's an irrational market being irrational.
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>>62144224
wtf
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>>62144162
could be do to trump reclassifying mj just a guess
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>>62144225
if only you knew how bad things really are
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>>62144225
Is /smg/ the wealthiest general on 4chan (grim)?
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MSTU +125%... who forgot about this absolute beast?
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>>62144233
I would have said /twg/ tech workers general on /g/ was for a while, but now everyone's getting laid off
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>>62144239
Sucks to suck, jeets!
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>>62144239
it seems like 2026 is the year of the salesman
everyone is socially retarded & deeply misanthropic because of the CIA so there's a scarcity of that shit
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>>62144223
WTF was that
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oil computer still high....

i don't get the complacency in either the markets or the general population, even governments have stopped caring after the first few weeks

am i being too much of a doomer?
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>>62144233
i hope so...... tons of good opportunities over the last 5 years
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>>62144181
+3.57%
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But what if. . . . . .
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Mr Bobos time is close at hand.

He is coming!

You have not seen him. Your fathers have not seen him. Maybe, not even your grandfathers!

He is coming as we speak.

He will be here very very soon!

Prepare /smg/!
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>TXN
>LRCX
>SKHynix tonight
Holy fuck semiGODS WAGMI
>>
there are also a huge amount of mediocre tech people who hate designing algorithms
it's ridiculous to me
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>>62144223
what the fuck was that?
In this case, it's TXN and LAM and TSLA and IBM earnings exuberance, probably.
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i swung my way into making less than i would have just holding
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Buy Yom Hashoah
Sell Shavuot
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>>62144181
Up 20k today, 30k this week. New all time high unlocked. If I could get to 400k I'd be so happy. $TQQQ and $RVI finna boutta do summin.
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>>62144243
oh ty

donald trump please save me donald trump pump SPY to 714
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>>62144179
Should I trim some of my earnings now or wait until the report?
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>>62144206
If I had held my decaying MULL positions through all that and just shrugged off the mass hysteria over the nothing burger TurboQuant turned out to be, I would have had a $516 profit right now. Only had to wait exactly one month. But I'm going to recover my losses now by buying the top.
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>>62144249
companies told us the capex in 2024. all we had to do is believe.
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>>62144257
jews are just making shit up at this point.
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>>62144241
Well /twg/ was, as far as I could tell, mostly white, so they're getting replaced by jeets.
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>>62144244
>am i being too much of a doomer?
Nope. We are up shit creek and nobody has noticed yet the paddle is missing.
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>>62144263
kek it's a religion bro
it's always been made up
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>>62144264
But they are of greatest household income!
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>>62144261
Please stop using leveraged investment tools. They will burn you much worse than they reward you.
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>the supply infrastructure for the most economically important substance on the planet is being destroyed in two separate places both at the same time
>the market is making new all-time-highs every day

>>62144181
+0.12%. Mostly sidelined waiting for common sense to return.
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>>62144271
can confirm
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>>62144264
>>62144239
Hell yeah, real job chads rise up!
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hope you didn't buy the top, anon
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How do you not feel angry about your worthless investments where you now find
>Jesus Christ, why the hell did I believe that's a good idea at that price?
Like those where the IDEA is in principle good but the worth of the call has collapsed 80%.
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Damn I shoulda been a TSLA bull
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>>62144181
Bien.
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>>62144278
i bought the top with leverage, anon
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amdbros...we're all gonna make it
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>>62144273
US stock market and the global supply chain is shifting to pour more money into US companies you stupid fuck
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>>62144244
>>62144265
We have to wait until the situation is totally unsalvageable. Then we can panic after it's too late.
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>>62144139
sex with yellow submissive pussy
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2X Short SNDK & LITE launch tomorrow hmm
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>>62144287
>global supply chain
The middle east and Russia ARE the global supply chain for oil.
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>>62144256
Me too, anon. Me too....
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>>62144203
>TXNFUCKINGGODS
WHAT DID I SAY LOOK AT THAT
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>>62144286
new ATH bros!
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>>62144290
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TSLA
>EPS of $0.41 beating expectations of $0.34
>Revenue of $22.4B expectations of $21.9B
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>>62144287
US companies are a thin wrapper for goods produced in Asia. Even the """"""""""made in America""""""""""" products are dependant on Asian supply chains.
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>>62144295
Absolutely slept on fr fr no cap on a full stack
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>>62144214
what?
did they beat?
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>>62144310
literally 2 posts up retard
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>>62144304
Aren't Harley Davidsons the only thing the US still exports beside oil?
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>>62144302
fuck should i boughted more but i chicked out
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>>62144139
>pretty much everything is green
>including oil, rates, stocks, boomer rocks, goycoins and dxy
bros im scared, can chudjak tell me nothing happens?? is this what big inflation looks like?
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Bought a put for the morning
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bobo spastics, your response?
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>>62144313
it exports whores for oil sheikhs as well, sadly
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>>62144313
>What do Americans even make? -Turdie retard posting on the Internet which America literally invented.
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how to short Iran
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>>62144312
retarded retard nigger stinker
i could not reply to for 10 mins retard
didnt check retardddd
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>NOW
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i dunno what i'm doing with my life, man
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>>62144329
>>62144159
Thanks for playin
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>>62144290
i love asian chicks bro theyre so tight and docile
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>>62144313
50% of planes are Boeing. you probably use Google, Visa, Mastercard, have drank a Coke, etc.
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>>62144290
>>62144333
CIA niggerbrain programmed robots
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>>62144330
Me neither bro

We all have our own unique struggles
>>
>>62144293
Not anymore mothafucka
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>>62144329
i'm still not sold on SaaS. i know the stocks have bounced bit still...
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>>62144182
thoughts on this spread? too aggressive/greedy?
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>>62144337
i suppose
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>>62144336
Konichiwa!
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I took profit on all my tickers. Sold 1/4 today, then set a 1/3 sell limit at like 10 and 20% for each, then put $5k into SGOV.
Do what this information what you will.
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why didn't i buy QQQ calls instead...
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>>62144324
>computers invented by Germans
>CPU invented by a Hungarian
>web invented by a Briton at a Swiss institute
>on a website explicitly a ripoff of a Jap written imageboard including having cloned all the PHP and barely having updated it in the intervening 20 years
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>>62144347
and that's why diversity is america's greatest strength
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>>62144347
he didn't ask what they invent, he asked what they MAKE
there is a difference
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>>62144341
bid/ask and if you're American your taxes will be better on SPX
Literally no reason to be using SPY at the numbers you're floating.
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Evil, dumb people are in power across our society. Virtuous, smart people are totally disenfranchised. Until that paradigm changes, collapse is inevitable.
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>>62144346
Buy SOXS calls (3x tech short) with like Sept expiry
Don't go crazy, toss like 1% port allocation into it
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>>62144139
I'm cash gang right now and seeing everything skyrocket is giving me serious fomo
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>>62144353
Intelligent and virtuous people do not want power in general. It only draws the retarded, malicious, and greedy.
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>>62144336
not sure there is a conspiracy behind this one anon... maybe theyre just hot and like white guys? pretty rare life gives you a free kick. ill take it
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>>62144355
>I'm cash gang right now
Serious question: why didn't you buy the generational bottom 3 weeks ago?
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>>62144357
so true
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>>62144350
That's only for section 1256 monthly expiry contracts but yeah the commission savings alone make made me never look back
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>>62144353
How do I invest in copium with 500x leverage?
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This company announced a $0.90 one-time dividend to all shareholders on record in early May and the stock mooned.

The controlling family have a history of diluting shareholders to nothing (especially after big jumps in price) so I suspect people buying a $6 stock to gain a $0.90 dividend could end up losing far more
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>>62144355
>I'm cash gang right now
My condolences
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>>62144355
SPY is up a total of 4% ytd. i dont think you missed the boat or anything.
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>>62144361
invest in entertainment & vices i guess
browns are gonna start vaping a lot, i reckon
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>>62144181
+2.54%
Defense stocks keep dragging me down but damn, tech stocks went to the moon intensely. Not sure how long this will last though
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>>62144293
>>62144304
US is largest oil producer in the world and I think I read a headline a week ago that it was going to be a net exporter of crude oil for the first time since WW2. Also, Venezuela is getting good boy points now and US will buy its heavy oil to refine. So idk if oil will get high enough to cause enough demand destruction to make a recession happen, but I would like oil prices to come down nonetheless.
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How can we pump?!?!?! 50% of the world oil production is gone. How can we pump?!?!?!
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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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fuck all of you who said to buy NOW
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>>62144362
then you can just buy the stock, sell an atm call and buy a slightly longer dated atm put? if you get called away before the dividend you essentially get free money, you only really risk a bit of premium for the eventual rugpull
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>>62144376
SHORTING IS HOPING FOR IMAGINARY FAKE MONEY! SORRY!
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>>62144313
USA is a net importer of oil
Donald lies.
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>>62144379
anyone buying SaaS is braver than me.
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>>62144379
It was mostly just me teehee, looks like we're community members now frendo :3

Don't worry, earnings call in 25 mins. Should pump a little bit, but ultimately looks like this will double bottom around $70.

Analysts should raise price targets based off the beat, meet and raised guidance.
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>>62144335
>50% of planes are Boeing
100% of crashed planes are Boeing too.
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>>62144341
Did you code that tool yourself? Because it looks similar to something I'm building
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>>62144339
You're a net importer of crude oil and also a migatard.
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>>62144379
I always told to buy later though
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>>62144388
sorry not sorry
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>>62144388
I always make sure I board an Airbus, that's for sure.
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>>62144369
This would upset /pig/ immensely if the chimpout in Iran ends up doing no significant damage to the US and it looking more likely. The GCC getting fucked though and so is Asia.
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>>62144367
>Defense stocks keep dragging me down
Same.
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confident vagueposting-ass niggers
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>>62144393
If it's Boeing I'm not going.
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>>62144398
Vagueposting about vagueposting is still vagueposting senpai
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>>62144401
touche...
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>>62144210
It will probably get really volatile in about an hour
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>>62144402
>>62144401
Now kiss
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>>62144400
When in an Airbus, jump in the puss'
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>>62144379
You were supposed to buy 2 week ago bro
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airbussy
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>>62144379
>bought NOW earlier today
>even if I had waited, I wouldn't be able to take advantage at all because this is aftermarket jewery of the highest order
Nothing to do but shrug it off and hope that I made the right call 10 months from now.
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i hate my life
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I feel maybe 24h trading won't be such a bad thing, when you know aftermarket trading is where all the trading is done.
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>>62144413
Why what did you do to it?
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>>62144389
That's OptionStrat. I used to sub to it back in 2022 or so, but I don't need it
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>>62144414
That's anti-American
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>>62144390
Just use the internet you stupid fuck. US crude imports a few weeks ago was about 5.3 million bpd while its imports were around 5.3 million bpd and expected to continue increasing due to surging interest from euro buyers but is expected to cap out at 6 million bpd. This has nothing to do with the Donald
>>62144394
US oil production has doubled since 2019 and has been a net exporter of refined products for a long time, so it’s definitely will be better insulated than euros and asia
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Getting DANGEROUSLY close to fomo'ing into AMD
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>>62144417
dropped out of highschool and did drugs while being a surrogate husband to my dad's insane whore wife while he sat in a room
could be worse i guess it's just extremely frustrating seeing underqualified faggot retards jerking off and getting six figure salaries for things i'd be better at but don't have enough jew points
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>>62144414
the vast majority of volume is during US trading hours
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>>62144358
>why didn't you buy the generational bottom 3 weeks ago?
NTA. I thought it would go lower. Now I'm afraid it will crash the day after I buy.
This paralysis is killing me.
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>>62144423
you've had literally 10 years to buy AMD, what's stopped you from doing so all this time?
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>>62144421
Yea I think we’re better than we were during Carter administration. /pig/ has bean extremely irrational. Sucks for the GCC though, it was a decent hub going to Asia.
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>>62144423
Think about this: any other stock that's related to AI and has a higher beta- PLTR, MU, SMCI
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Can my portfolio stop speedballing between 0 and 5%
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>>62144423
DCA over the next year. its still only 10% of NVDAs marketcap.
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>>62144257
Tickers?
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>>62144429
A disastrous price to earnings ratio.
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>>62144429
Because last time I bought it at around $230 thinking it would go back up only to crash to $200
When I finally fomo back in it'll crash again
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>>62144424
>dropped out of highschool and did drugs
>for things i'd be better at
lil bit overconfident here, arent we?
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>>62144430
>/pig/ has bean extremely irrational
70% of /pig/ is muslims from mena, europe and America. 29% is jews from mena, europe and America. It's a hugbox.
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Digits and NOW opens green tomorrow
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Why are we pumping so much when Warsh is a wet blanket on rate cutting?
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>>62144440
i'm right
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>>62144424
Is it me, or is this frog becoming progressively brighter?
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>>62144444
What a shit get
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>>62144444
witnessedddd
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>>62144445
rate hikes are bullish now
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>>62144444
checked....
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>>62144448
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>>62144444
Checked
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>>62144424
>being a surrogate husband to my dad's insane whore wife
did you fuck her?
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>>62144448
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Why so many NOW baggies?
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I fucking Love TQQQ and SOXL.
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>>62144460
luminanceniggas...
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>>62144444
If NOW opens green tomorrow I'm going to go full joker.
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Advanced Market Domination
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>>62144353
if you're so smart seize power big boy
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>>62144421
>Just use the internet you stupid fuck
In the coming weeks and months you are going to learn a very hard lesson sonny.
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>>62144362
short it on the ex-div date babe
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>>62144472
Erm he's too smart and virtuous for that? Didn't you hear him?
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>>62144379
>buy now
>pay later
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How do we feel about the death of Globalism?
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>>62144461
no idea. its looked like death for a year.
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>>62144482
Fuckin thirdies always trying to get money for nothing (and chicks for free).
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>>62144482
Back in my day those straits was free
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>>62144479
fuck i'm too stupid to hear anything over these massive gains
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>>62144461
We all tried to catch a falling knife, ouch my hands are bleeding.
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>>62144486
that little faggot, he's a millionaire
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>>62144482
Looks like Indonesia is due for regime change
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Oil up to $150 by Friday.
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>>62144487
this

>"pay my $1,000,000,000,000 door opening fee 10,000 times"
>currency becomes worthless
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>>62144482
If indonesia pulls this off there definitely will be a happening with Cuba
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i'm not cut out for this world man
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too late to ride avis (CAR) back down or whats going on with that meme stock?
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>>62144499
Holy shit those rascals
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>>62144493
i guess that's not how it works exactly because it encourages people to compete for whogets to be in charge of the door opening
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>>62144499
I wanted to short that shit yesterday but my broker only lets me short some stonks and not others for some gay reason.
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>>62144482
My Gook positions will overreact. Ripparonis.
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>>62144444
Digits confirm
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Is Sandisk going to double top or break $1000 and just keep going up to $50,000 with 0 pullbacks?
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IBM chads are down 6% AH.
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Dies Irae Mr Mumu

The Day of Wrath

Mr Bobos Day.

Is close at hand!
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>>62144517
They will probably keep rising and split, the market cap is still relatively cheap
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>>62144482
brics already did it lfg
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https://docs.hypercall.xyz/insights/jpm-collar-q1-2026/
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>>62144466
how do i buy soxl as eurochud?
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>oil up
>stonks up
I am invested in both, so not gonna complain. But that shit looks very strange. I am tempted to sell it all.
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>>62144525
it's too powerful so it's not allowed for euros.
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>>62144518
That was my fault, I bought some recently and gave it my touch of death. Sorry guys.
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>>62144528
do it but keep the oil since ww3 is starting in 2 weeks.
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>>62144528
Sell it all. Today.
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>>62144518
Did you see those dogshit commercial at The Masters this year? Should've shorted them
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>>62144482
Just hope they decide they want paid in BTC as well
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>>62144528
>Invest in oil stocks
>Win twice
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>>62144482
Indonesia is a werid place... nearly 300m people and literally nothing to show for it, no culture, no innovations.... nothing
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WTF is wrong with me anons?>>62144427
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>>62144534
>The Masters
The masters of what?
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Once again I find myself slowly buying small bits back into the market as it continues to run up, my portfolio up a measely 5% without filling the gap while terrified I could wake up to it down 20% on another meme tariff war scare.
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>>62144525
Maybe you can get a Swiss broker then you can buy Ami ETFs.
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>>62144540
pretty typical brics country.
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>>62144532
>>62144533
>>62144538
That delicious confirmation bias for taking profits today
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>>62144540
It's a fake country created by the Dutch
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>>62144540
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>>62144541
You have to retardmaxx, disregard those neurons, no deep thoughts period
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>>62144182
>>62144341
>>62144350
I keep thinking it's going to start going down again to hit that gap and it's been a month of relentless pumping. I'ts like the exact reverse of the MELT UP shit in 2022. It's been 4 years.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiiqiaUBAL8
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>>62144552
>MELT UP
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>>62144444
Mirin dem digits
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>>62144541
You need to stop overthinking and pull the trigger. You'll be underwater at some point anyway.
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Why should Straits cost money?
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>>62144559
Free the Straights protests when?
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>>62144521
Just 2 more weeks!
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I SOLD SOXL AT 106 LIKE A STRAIGHT UP RETARDDDDD
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is this bullish?
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>>62144563
>>62144553
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>>62144560
Love Not Hate
Free Our Strait!
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>>62144563
So the profitable thing to do in Trump's genius IQ brain, is go to war with a country that has 11 nukes because unlike Russia, Pakistan etc, this particular country will never use its 11 nukes?
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>>62144563
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>>62144570
Well they didn't use them, did they? Genmius confirmed, it seems.
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>>62144573
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 109 times, shame on me.
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>>62144482
Excellent! Fuck capitalism
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>>62144570
the profitable thing to do in Trump's brain is go to war so Netayahu doesn't release the tapes, financially speaking of course, fuck you jannies
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>>62144563
It's lies. Even the orange cretin isn't stupid enough to attack a nuclear nation.
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>>62144563
Imagine the damage from those 12 nuclear weapons
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AI buildout will continue for 10-20 years.
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>>62144584
No need to imagine. Just go look between your mother's legs. I let off a few nukes there last night.
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>>62144563
>>62144584
oy vey don't forget the 6 million nuclear weapons in iran
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>>62144553
> AI propaganda is cool as fuck but only when we do it
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still working on this
>>62144547
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>>62144582
Financially speaking, I don't think Nvidia would go up with you went to war with a nuclear country and threaten to end it's civilization especially if it has 11 nukes which it will choose to use in a financially devastating way.
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>>62144583
I'm holding soxl, but I have no idea why the orange will attack Iran who has 11 nukes, and while feeling totally financially secure not attacking north korea or russia
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>>62144590
xd
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>>62144590
Sick Command and Conquer units.
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>>62144350
>bid/ask
what about it? My broker doesn't offer SPX currently but I'm aware, I'll switch over later. It's only a $2k position
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=_wPSSUjpnPE
Lmao. I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet. But if anyone is feeling down, the dude that made all those videos about wallstreetbets retards blowing up their accounts ended up blowing up their own account doing multimarket prediction arbitrage. RIP Ben.
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>>62144561
That’s right!

And you won’t be so smug then will you Mr mumu
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Is there a reason to buy SOXL calls instead of SOXX? The potential gamma rape seems not worth it on SOXL
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>>62144598
AHAHAHAHHA GET RAPED
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>>62144598
this guy has spent the first 5 minutes talking about how amazing of a trader he is and how he's correct 99% of the time lol
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>>62144598
normies will do anything to avoid making money. at least they have sports betting and casinos now instead of just options and penny stocks.
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>>62144603
antichrist
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>>62144601
kek i except to just as smug in 2 weeks, if not more smug. In fact there's a direct correlation between my amount of smugness and your amount of posts
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>>62144563
prolly jewsraeli intel to provoke a war
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looking forward to the /car/ baggie general existing for a decade. selling long dated OTM calls after it started to nosedive today would've been big free money
>>62144602
puts on the inverse is almost always better
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>>62144598
i wish i could talk about nothing for 15 minutes like normies can
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I hope no one is paying for picrel
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>>62144611
Please fucking tell me Israel gonna get fucked the next election. I'm sick of these faggots.
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>Keep seeing doom and gloom about tesla
>No one's buying them in europe
>Competition from china is killing them
>Autobots priced them out
>Beat, pump
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>>62144598
I want his update with more detail. It sounds like it’s more than just prediction markers. But yeah hilarious.
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>>62144482
I thought this is what thirdies wanted? No more pax americana?
Well, enjoy your tard fight. We’ll be selling oil,+ tip.
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>>62144482
every american will die
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Elon's voice sounds depressed, instant stock price drop, please be a fakeout nigga come on
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>>62144617
Because shills have been crying about Tesla going up for a decade. Never listen to shills.
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>>62144499
>>62144502
>>62144505
You could probably buy the dip, swing to 650 or so, then short aggressively
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When USA and CN goes to war, China will experience first hand the true high tech drone swarm. I'm not talking about cheap shitty TEMU grenade droppers.

I'm talking smaller drones that go into your ears and rip your ear drums out.
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>>62144223
It's not an acronym.
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>>62144606
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesnt
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>>62144634
Krieg guardsman
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nooooooooo why tesla dumpa again?
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>>62144646
THIS NIGGER IS MAKING MY MU CRAB SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP
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>>62144623
>>62144624
The duality of man.
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[Good News] I can sleep for 2 hours and not watch brent prices in only 15 mins
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>>62144646
>compare volume
>after hours
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>>62144559
>country controlling the strait has to allow ships within a mile of it's coast
>can't search ships because no one wants that and there's too many anyway
i never thought about it before, but it really is a pretty insane thing to be considered the norm.
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>>62144598
>prediction markets
LOL
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>>62144181
+6%. Need more euphoric poomps.
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>>62144617
Tesla cars are impressive though, i'm saving up for a Model Y. FSD is game changer, only reason why i'm not is because I work remote.

If I get RTO/Fired i'm gonna get one if my next job requires it, but right now I go into the office 4x a year.
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I am fucking TERRIFIED of BX earnings tomorrow.
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>>62144634
Anyway, the real future of war will be extensive cyberattacks at the scale of financial and logistical collapse, and of course psychological attacks.

Wars will end in total destruction of both sides minutes before a single gun is fired.
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>>62144615
>paying
>trading view
What do I look like, a 4 figure Robinhood trader?
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>>62144598
ok, ive listened and this guy sound stupid.
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>>62144667
>future of war
How do you know it isn't already the present?
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>>62144646
Are you not listening to the earnings call?
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>>62144667
Shut yo goofy ass up.
This is financial advice.
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TXN keeps going higher in AH
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>>62144671
Tech we're using now were already invented many decades ago. We're in for a surprise in the next big war.

>>62144674
I don't understand how shutting up gives me any profit
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>>62144673
no
invested btw
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>>62144667
claude mythos solves this
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>>62144687
>>62144687
>>62144687
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>>62144689
oh yeah I forgot. Phew :)
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NEW

>>62144699
>>62144699
>>62144699
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>>62144671
The meme wars was the war to end all wars all along
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>>62144711
>>62144711
>>62144711
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>>62144692
>>62144704
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Damn.
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We need someone to bake 1 more /smg/ thread
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>>62144692
>>62144704
>>62144714
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>>62144714
>>62144704
>>62144692
you fucking niggers



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