meowing time is over edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62144139
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>>62144687buy $now now
total indian starvation
>>62144687India is gonna be Israel's new daddy if you know what I mean financially speaking of course. I'd buy the nifty fifty, it's India's index
>AMD
i hate my life
I am trying to do stuff in this thread, please feel free to contribute >>62144547>>62144547
Buy NOW yesterday and sell NOW today this morning
>>62144702I hate your life too champ>>62144697I agree, act now on NOW before its too late! BUY MY FUCKING NOW BAGS RIGHT NOW!
AMD
So can anyone explain how the fuck did oil AND stocks moon today simultaneously???what the fuck is going on???
THANK FUCKING GODMy puts were bleeding like a motherfucker
>>62144736Split threads are also bearish.
>>62144736Doesn't mention the DOWWe're savedfr fr though why has he gotta do that
>>62144734$90 oil is not $200 oil. also with inflation $90 is like $70 5 years ago.
>>62144734Yes.
>>62144734this has been happening regularly lately
me watching my 1dte SPY call melt away overnight
>>62144734was a great day for baggies to sell their oil bags good point.
Does anyone else here live in the hood? Seems everyone here is some suburban tech worker with six figures in their portfolio.
I could have sold TSLA at 406. But no, I thought it would be fun to see the earnings meeting. I can't even understand this jeet's accent and Elon sounds like his dog died.
>>62144747He told you to buy the dip last spring and now he's telling you to GTFO. You should be thankful.
TSLA LOL
>>62144765i donet worth $600
>>62144736The last top was Pam Bondi saying "THE DOW IS OVER 50,000"
>>62144770How does After Hours work? I don't understand it.
>>62144736mfw it is the top and this is the exact and only reason
GEV bros get in here.
NOW MY SHIT'S DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY TESLA DUMPAAAAAaaaaa
>>62144788>>62144789Kek TSLA baggies
>>62144789something was said in the earnings call that the market didnt like.
It's a lithium fire out there!
>>62144772Nice. $4000 here. What's your plan to get out of the hood? Mine is oil and gold.
>>62144779It's when the Jews get to trade without the goyim. Once all the news is out.
>>62144790kek mu, oil, nigger, pissnshit, jew baggy
>>62144770WHATABART!!!
>>62144779Tesla is doing Q1 earnings. The stock dumps every time the pajeet CFO opens his mouth.
>>62144795>It's when the Jews get to trade without the goyimWho can trade? Why? How?
>>62144794-$60,000 hereI'm scraping together a kneepad fund on godundmeI'll cup the balls and work the shaft 10 times a day 7 days a week for $50 a pop.
>>62144779Only limit orders, no market orders
>>62144794honestly idk, i might be delusionali've thought about applying for FAFSA or trying to become a tower climber or somethingabout half of my portfolio is in MRVL and some oil drilling company and a few others, the other half is in retarded options thingsi bought a 1 month expiry put for CAR, that might help recover some losses from my 1dte SPY call today xd
ITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEO>ITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEOITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEO>ITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEOITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEO>ITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEOITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEO>ITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEO
Buy NOW and you'll pay later
Guess my fate is sealed with SK Hynix nigga
>>62144736Based
When memes become reality Wtf?
>>62144807>Only limit orders, no market ordersOrders that didn't get filled during market hours though they were placed during market hours?
>>62144804you got like a buy 10 get one free punchcard?
>>62144794what about you?i'm in texas, there is oil work here but i'm not cut out for it or military, i've decided, but maybe i'll change my mind
>>62144819>welcome to the savage nationstop reading right theresounds sick as fucki hope the rest is about cuttting iranian's hearts out and eating them alive
>>62144804>-$60,000 hereFrom the stock market?
>>62144820No you can only place limit orders in the extended session and pre-market
>>62144809me on the left
>>62144819>>62144824i skimmed itlooks like a letter someone sent him, and he just posted it with no context
>>62144819>A baby here becomes an instant citizen, and then they bring the entire family in from China or India or some other hellhole on the planet.Not disputing the facts but jeez dude this is supposed to be the leader of the free world
>>62144826I lied to sound interesting. I've never been in debt as I'm not poor or stupid, merely pretending to be so I come across as more relatable :)
>>62144829Anyone can do it?
>>62144836We're honest men here, anon.
>>62144836nigger
>>62144835>>62144834
I actually like living in the hood. You don't feel like a loser when everyone else is as broke as you and there's always something interesting happening. You also feel more free because the cops are nowhere to be seen.>>62144804It makes no sense but you actually get more money if you charge more. it's a luxury service thing. Don't ask me how I know this.>>62144809Labor is good money, just get out before your body gets fucked up. Also get out of options and into indexes once you hit it big.
>>62144837Any broker should let you, I know vanguard only allows until 5:30PM eastern tho
>>62144770I was very close to buy TSLA...damn.
>>62144854AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU I DID AAAAAAAAAAWHY IS I TDUMPING AAAAAAAAAAA
AHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS TESLA TAKING SUCH A HARD SHIT THEY BEAT ON EARNINGS!!!!
A few months and it will be 10 full years of holding NVDA+AMD
>>62144865Elon sounded sad on the call :(
AND THEN LINE WENT UPAND IT KEPT GOING UP, FOREVER!
>>62144836>kneepad fund on godundme>I'll cup the balls and work the shaft 10 times a day 7 days a week for $50 a pop.Does this mean there is no kneepad fund?
>>62144866damn congrats on the diamond hands and foresight
>>62144865So did RTX and it dumped 10%.
>>62144865priced in
>>62144835if you ever went to India you'd know he's understating the facts
>>62144848Thanks
>>62144878I don't think anyone's arguing that. China though......
>>62144866Employee? What was your buy-in?
CAR chads... i dont feel so good
>>62144774>this whole rally was just so we could retest the bondi ultimatum
>>62144897It was always going to be a game of musical chairs.
>>62144883China is only better if you're Han Chinese.Only reason they come to the US is to spy
>>62144822I can't say too much, I'm doing sketchy shit. Keep grinding, brother. We will make it out.
>>62144897i boughted a single weekly 300 strike put yesterday and rolled it down to 250 todayhuge gains, possibly the biggliest
>>62144909godspeed anon
isnt rtx a good buy right now?
>>62144906>China is only better if you're Han Chinese.As things should be.
>>62144829If there are no market orders only limit then how is the price moving?
>>62144889nope, I'm a neet that never worked a high earning job in my life. started investing in 2016 in my early 20s and used my life savings (~20k) to buy amzn, nvda, amd, and googl. average nvda cost is around $2, lowest was $1.40
>>62144913It's 10% down after beating earnings. I'd say it's a safe bet. Yes.
>>62144913+60% over the last year and 33x earnings. maybe? maybe not? its not a bargain or anything. buy some now buy some in 3 months, etc.
>>62144846>Labor is good money, just get out before your body gets fucked up. Also get out of options and into indexes once you hit it big.ty anon>I actually like living in the hood. You don't feel like a loser when everyone else is as broke as you and there's always something interesting happening. You also feel more free because the cops are nowhere to be seen.i think i'd agree if i weren't also with my parents, it's fucked
>>62144917how much did you contribute over that time?
>>62144809just go apply to general dynamics for tower climbing they fucking hire mexicans while making a stink about hiring veterans. which they do but mostly the foreigners. although i stopped in the fall of 2023 and things were looking grim then and i don't imagine it being better now so good luck. fun as fuck though.
Surely the companies that control the stock market won't continue to pump it and make the majority of retail wealthier and wealthier, r-right? I don't get it why are they making so easy for retail? I thought they wanted us to be poor.
>>62144926it always recovered a hard dump instantly tho?
>>62144932>I thought they wanted us to be poorDon't worry. Most get there in the end.
>>62144932i am the wealthiest today that i've ever been in my entire miserable life
>>62144928to nvda? nothing. i bought 7k worth in 2016 and never added more. now its worth 700k. you can do the math on the right where it shows the unrealized longterm gain.over the years ive probably contributed about 100k to various other stocks or index funds. since nvda was growing so much and i was so overweight in it, i was trying to diversify more buying things like aapl or voo. when in hindsight, if i just kept doubling down on nvda without worrying about diversifying id have probably triple what i have now
>>62144936Toppest top signal of all top signals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D4oIraa9qM
Am I awake? Is this purgatory?
>>62144916Market orders mean you don't have to specify a price, you either click buy or sell and you are automatically filled at the bid or ask, for a limit order you have to specify your price and sit on either the bid or ask until someone puts a sell order lower than your bid or vice versa
Earnings are always a death sentence now, literally no news is good enough for a green daily candle following earnings
Is the relatively low growth today even though there was an extension of the ceasefire indicative that we’re reaching the breaking point? And that the recession is nearing. Or is this just another cope by me to make sure I’ll chicken out of buying the next dip too?
>>62144932spx is barely up on the year
>>62144934its free money then. buy it.
>>62144942I thought a limit order can only match with a market order and vice-versa. Otherwise what happens if I bid 10 and you ask 9? in this case, is the new asset price 10 or 9?t. retard
Can we go down tomorrow or friday thanks
>>62144945The market is way too green, all news is good news.Earnings are endlessly bullish. We are so bullish omg
>>62144951In that case we are both filled at 10, that's how extended session trading works. During the normal session any type of order will be matched somewhere in the spread between the high bid and low ask
>>62144951>>62144963*10 assuming you placed the order first
>>62144945Legalet here.How much could you get away with just saying no news every quarterly?>*warehouse burns down*>No outstanding news gentlemen.>*Entire workforce is on strike.*>No news for now. :^)How far could someone ‘nothing ever happens’ their way through meetings without getting into legal trouble?
>>62144945yes I've watched the same trend with every stock it's a comically dumb programmed in market mechanic with some fake and gay explanation attached to it each time>heading into earnings call>stock finds cure for cancer, finds the fountain of youth, transmogs pig feces into gold, can grant you unlimited wishes consequence free, Barclays raises price target by over 1000x>violently dumps post earnings on rumors of something irrelevant and obviously fakeHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>62144940can someone else watch this and share their thoughts? it's best explanation I've heard so far
>>62144946i bought calls so it's the top
we're never going back are we
>>62144932Are you under the impression that they are buying from you?You are buying from them :).
>>62144986Thank you for you're service.
>>62144988>nobody charges tolls>nobody profits>everyone charges tolls>everyone breaks even
>>62144986On the other hand I sold my SPXL at breakeven today therefore the bull run starts in earnest tomor
>>62144988The finance minister mentioned the idea and was immediately shot down.
>>62145000Isn't economics fun?
THE MARKET CAN CLOSE OUT ON ME FUCK IT
>>62145003To be fair, he's just the minister of finance. How could he have possibly known trying to charge tolls on international water ways was a crime?
>>62144940seems like a good video
>>62144941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz70Zxq7YbA
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/23/sk-hynix-earnings-ai-memory-shortage-hbm-demand.html
>>62145000yea but one you get to pad income stats to borrow more money.
>>62145012its only a crime because it's illegal, just change the law
I DIDNT SAY I WAS BALCK I SAID I WAS A FRICKIN' AMERICAN
>>62145023ARE MEMGODS PUMPING OR NOT
>>62145025time is money and it's a waste of time
>>62145026
>>62145023Investors are dumb to think memory manufactures would spend against themselves. They have access to all the tens or hundreds of lawsuits they've faced for conspiracy and collusion to fix prices.
>>62145033That looks like the new AAPL CEO
Did anyone else fall for the 50% tech, 50% energy strat? It marked the exact bottom.>https://x.com/johnarnold/status/2037559346402378235>https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/the-man-who-was-once-the-world-s-youngest-billionaire-now-says-he-s-solved-the-stock-market-here-s-his-astonishingly-simple-portfolio/ar-AA1ZHEXg
Micron is breaking out so I made a logical/retarded decision to buy four shares of MUU for the breakout because I'm gay and suck cocks and didn't buy 2-3 weeks ago when shit was still rock bottom.Watch this shit break down back to 109 now.
>>62145030i dont see a reaction from MU of SNDK
>>62145012>To be fair, he's just the minister of finance. How could he have possibly known trying to charge tolls on international water ways was a crime?Aren't they Muslim?
>>62145050MUU will hold...trvst the plqn>>62145051I will interpret that as bullish since I am tired of AH pump market dump
not the end of the world.
>>62144736oh based, I'm about to get fucked again kek.
>>62145056>>62145051>sold my SNXX early, only had 3k in instead of the 30k I planned>made only 1000 dollars on MUU last month instead of 10,000 because I only bought a little>......>south korean market at historical highs and trump is 50K posting againI feel like the entire fucking market is about to take a stinky shittarino back to 650 on the sneed and peed.
IBM SAAAARS?!?!!!!!!>every>single>time
>>62145080> IBM> Indian> Brown> Men
>>62145085>>62145080More like IBS no respect
>>62145030>>62145051Insiders were pricing it in all day before the figures dropped.
>>62145040brainlet ceo is unironically bullish though. it's ceos that think they are smart that ruin companies. brainlets let engineering drive the company.
>>62145097Damn. It's over
>>62145097thats fine. literally all chip tocks were up today.
>>62145101Well Intel got a bit raped there
>>62145105Intel is pumping into earnings tho+tho
If we get perma locked in the strait there's some under appreciated plays, and examples. Helium was actually hard, could only find jrs. Sulphur (che.un)Helium (TSXV: HELI)Low nitrogen fertilizer agriculture (AGTF)
>>62145098Ternus will be great he's the lead hardware guy
>>62145109>IntelGODS
>>62145111cheers anontrips checked
