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>>62144687buy $now now
total indian starvation
>>62144687India is gonna be Israel's new daddy if you know what I mean financially speaking of course. I'd buy the nifty fifty, it's India's index
>AMD
i hate my life
I am trying to do stuff in this thread, please feel free to contribute >>62144547>>62144547
Buy NOW yesterday and sell NOW today this morning
>>62144702I hate your life too champ>>62144697I agree, act now on NOW before its too late! BUY MY FUCKING NOW BAGS RIGHT NOW!
AMD
So can anyone explain how the fuck did oil AND stocks moon today simultaneously???what the fuck is going on???
THANK FUCKING GODMy puts were bleeding like a motherfucker
>>62144736Split threads are also bearish.
>>62144736Doesn't mention the DOWWe're savedfr fr though why has he gotta do that
>>62144734$90 oil is not $200 oil. also with inflation $90 is like $70 5 years ago.
>>62144734Yes.
>>62144734this has been happening regularly lately
me watching my 1dte SPY call melt away overnight
>>62144734was a great day for baggies to sell their oil bags good point.
Does anyone else here live in the hood? Seems everyone here is some suburban tech worker with six figures in their portfolio.
I could have sold TSLA at 406. But no, I thought it would be fun to see the earnings meeting. I can't even understand this jeet's accent and Elon sounds like his dog died.
>>62144747He told you to buy the dip last spring and now he's telling you to GTFO. You should be thankful.
TSLA LOL
>>62144765i donet worth $600
>>62144736The last top was Pam Bondi saying "THE DOW IS OVER 50,000"
>>62144770How does After Hours work? I don't understand it.
>>62144736mfw it is the top and this is the exact and only reason
GEV bros get in here.
NOW MY SHIT'S DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY TESLA DUMPAAAAAaaaaa
>>62144788>>62144789Kek TSLA baggies
>>62144789something was said in the earnings call that the market didnt like.
It's a lithium fire out there!
>>62144772Nice. $4000 here. What's your plan to get out of the hood? Mine is oil and gold.
>>62144779It's when the Jews get to trade without the goyim. Once all the news is out.
>>62144790kek mu, oil, nigger, pissnshit, jew baggy
>>62144770WHATABART!!!
>>62144779Tesla is doing Q1 earnings. The stock dumps every time the pajeet CFO opens his mouth.
>>62144795>It's when the Jews get to trade without the goyimWho can trade? Why? How?
>>62144794-$60,000 hereI'm scraping together a kneepad fund on godundmeI'll cup the balls and work the shaft 10 times a day 7 days a week for $50 a pop.
>>62144779Only limit orders, no market orders
>>62144794honestly idk, i might be delusionali've thought about applying for FAFSA or trying to become a tower climber or somethingabout half of my portfolio is in MRVL and some oil drilling company and a few others, the other half is in retarded options thingsi bought a 1 month expiry put for CAR, that might help recover some losses from my 1dte SPY call today xd
ITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEO>ITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEOITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEO>ITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEOITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEO>ITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEOITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEO>ITS NEGATIVE NOW AAAAAAA KILL PAJET CEO
Buy NOW and you'll pay later
Guess my fate is sealed with SK Hynix nigga
>>62144736Based
When memes become reality Wtf?
>>62144807>Only limit orders, no market ordersOrders that didn't get filled during market hours though they were placed during market hours?
>>62144804you got like a buy 10 get one free punchcard?
>>62144794what about you?i'm in texas, there is oil work here but i'm not cut out for it or military, i've decided, but maybe i'll change my mind
>>62144819>welcome to the savage nationstop reading right theresounds sick as fucki hope the rest is about cuttting iranian's hearts out and eating them alive
>>62144804>-$60,000 hereFrom the stock market?
>>62144820No you can only place limit orders in the extended session and pre-market
>>62144809me on the left
>>62144819>>62144824i skimmed itlooks like a letter someone sent him, and he just posted it with no context
>>62144819>A baby here becomes an instant citizen, and then they bring the entire family in from China or India or some other hellhole on the planet.Not disputing the facts but jeez dude this is supposed to be the leader of the free world
>>62144826I lied to sound interesting. I've never been in debt as I'm not poor or stupid, merely pretending to be so I come across as more relatable :)
>>62144829Anyone can do it?
>>62144836We're honest men here, anon.
>>62144836nigger
>>62144835>>62144834
I actually like living in the hood. You don't feel like a loser when everyone else is as broke as you and there's always something interesting happening. You also feel more free because the cops are nowhere to be seen.>>62144804It makes no sense but you actually get more money if you charge more. it's a luxury service thing. Don't ask me how I know this.>>62144809Labor is good money, just get out before your body gets fucked up. Also get out of options and into indexes once you hit it big.
>>62144837Any broker should let you, I know vanguard only allows until 5:30PM eastern tho
>>62144770I was very close to buy TSLA...damn.
>>62144854AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU I DID AAAAAAAAAAWHY IS I TDUMPING AAAAAAAAAAA
AHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS TESLA TAKING SUCH A HARD SHIT THEY BEAT ON EARNINGS!!!!
A few months and it will be 10 full years of holding NVDA+AMD
>>62144865Elon sounded sad on the call :(
AND THEN LINE WENT UPAND IT KEPT GOING UP, FOREVER!
>>62144836>kneepad fund on godundme>I'll cup the balls and work the shaft 10 times a day 7 days a week for $50 a pop.Does this mean there is no kneepad fund?
>>62144866damn congrats on the diamond hands and foresight
>>62144865So did RTX and it dumped 10%.
>>62144865priced in
>>62144835if you ever went to India you'd know he's understating the facts
>>62144848Thanks
>>62144878I don't think anyone's arguing that. China though......
>>62144866Employee? What was your buy-in?
CAR chads... i dont feel so good
>>62144774>this whole rally was just so we could retest the bondi ultimatum
>>62144897It was always going to be a game of musical chairs.
>>62144883China is only better if you're Han Chinese.Only reason they come to the US is to spy
>>62144822I can't say too much, I'm doing sketchy shit. Keep grinding, brother. We will make it out.
>>62144897i boughted a single weekly 300 strike put yesterday and rolled it down to 250 todayhuge gains, possibly the biggliest
>>62144909godspeed anon
isnt rtx a good buy right now?
>>62144906>China is only better if you're Han Chinese.As things should be.
>>62144829If there are no market orders only limit then how is the price moving?
>>62144889nope, I'm a neet that never worked a high earning job in my life. started investing in 2016 in my early 20s and used my life savings (~20k) to buy amzn, nvda, amd, and googl. average nvda cost is around $2, lowest was $1.40
>>62144913It's 10% down after beating earnings. I'd say it's a safe bet. Yes.
>>62144913+60% over the last year and 33x earnings. maybe? maybe not? its not a bargain or anything. buy some now buy some in 3 months, etc.
>>62144846>Labor is good money, just get out before your body gets fucked up. Also get out of options and into indexes once you hit it big.ty anon>I actually like living in the hood. You don't feel like a loser when everyone else is as broke as you and there's always something interesting happening. You also feel more free because the cops are nowhere to be seen.i think i'd agree if i weren't also with my parents, it's fucked
>>62144917how much did you contribute over that time?
>>62144809just go apply to general dynamics for tower climbing they fucking hire mexicans while making a stink about hiring veterans. which they do but mostly the foreigners. although i stopped in the fall of 2023 and things were looking grim then and i don't imagine it being better now so good luck. fun as fuck though.
Surely the companies that control the stock market won't continue to pump it and make the majority of retail wealthier and wealthier, r-right? I don't get it why are they making so easy for retail? I thought they wanted us to be poor.
>>62144926it always recovered a hard dump instantly tho?
>>62144932>I thought they wanted us to be poorDon't worry. Most get there in the end.
>>62144932i am the wealthiest today that i've ever been in my entire miserable life
>>62144928to nvda? nothing. i bought 7k worth in 2016 and never added more. now its worth 700k. you can do the math on the right where it shows the unrealized longterm gain.over the years ive probably contributed about 100k to various other stocks or index funds. since nvda was growing so much and i was so overweight in it, i was trying to diversify more buying things like aapl or voo. when in hindsight, if i just kept doubling down on nvda without worrying about diversifying id have probably triple what i have now
>>62144936Toppest top signal of all top signals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D4oIraa9qM
Am I awake? Is this purgatory?
>>62144916Market orders mean you don't have to specify a price, you either click buy or sell and you are automatically filled at the bid or ask, for a limit order you have to specify your price and sit on either the bid or ask until someone puts a sell order lower than your bid or vice versa
Earnings are always a death sentence now, literally no news is good enough for a green daily candle following earnings
Is the relatively low growth today even though there was an extension of the ceasefire indicative that we’re reaching the breaking point? And that the recession is nearing. Or is this just another cope by me to make sure I’ll chicken out of buying the next dip too?
>>62144932spx is barely up on the year
>>62144934its free money then. buy it.
>>62144942I thought a limit order can only match with a market order and vice-versa. Otherwise what happens if I bid 10 and you ask 9? in this case, is the new asset price 10 or 9?t. retard
Can we go down tomorrow or friday thanks
>>62144945The market is way too green, all news is good news.Earnings are endlessly bullish. We are so bullish omg
>>62144951In that case we are both filled at 10, that's how extended session trading works. During the normal session any type of order will be matched somewhere in the spread between the high bid and low ask
>>62144951>>62144963*10 assuming you placed the order first
>>62144945Legalet here.How much could you get away with just saying no news every quarterly?>*warehouse burns down*>No outstanding news gentlemen.>*Entire workforce is on strike.*>No news for now. :^)How far could someone ‘nothing ever happens’ their way through meetings without getting into legal trouble?
>>62144945yes I've watched the same trend with every stock it's a comically dumb programmed in market mechanic with some fake and gay explanation attached to it each time>heading into earnings call>stock finds cure for cancer, finds the fountain of youth, transmogs pig feces into gold, can grant you unlimited wishes consequence free, Barclays raises price target by over 1000x>violently dumps post earnings on rumors of something irrelevant and obviously fakeHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>62144940can someone else watch this and share their thoughts? it's best explanation I've heard so far
>>62144946i bought calls so it's the top
we're never going back are we
>>62144932Are you under the impression that they are buying from you?You are buying from them :).
>>62144986Thank you for you're service.
>>62144988>nobody charges tolls>nobody profits>everyone charges tolls>everyone breaks even
>>62144986On the other hand I sold my SPXL at breakeven today therefore the bull run starts in earnest tomor
>>62144988The finance minister mentioned the idea and was immediately shot down.
>>62145000Isn't economics fun?
THE MARKET CAN CLOSE OUT ON ME FUCK IT
>>62145003To be fair, he's just the minister of finance. How could he have possibly known trying to charge tolls on international water ways was a crime?
>>62144940seems like a good video
>>62144941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz70Zxq7YbA
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/23/sk-hynix-earnings-ai-memory-shortage-hbm-demand.html
>>62145000yea but one you get to pad income stats to borrow more money.
>>62145012its only a crime because it's illegal, just change the law
I DIDNT SAY I WAS BALCK I SAID I WAS A FRICKIN' AMERICAN
>>62145023ARE MEMGODS PUMPING OR NOT
>>62145025time is money and it's a waste of time
>>62145026
>>62145023Investors are dumb to think memory manufactures would spend against themselves. They have access to all the tens or hundreds of lawsuits they've faced for conspiracy and collusion to fix prices.
>>62145033That looks like the new AAPL CEO
Did anyone else fall for the 50% tech, 50% energy strat? It marked the exact bottom.>https://x.com/johnarnold/status/2037559346402378235>https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/the-man-who-was-once-the-world-s-youngest-billionaire-now-says-he-s-solved-the-stock-market-here-s-his-astonishingly-simple-portfolio/ar-AA1ZHEXg
Micron is breaking out so I made a logical/retarded decision to buy four shares of MUU for the breakout because I'm gay and suck cocks and didn't buy 2-3 weeks ago when shit was still rock bottom.Watch this shit break down back to 109 now.
>>62145030i dont see a reaction from MU of SNDK
>>62145012>To be fair, he's just the minister of finance. How could he have possibly known trying to charge tolls on international water ways was a crime?Aren't they Muslim?
>>62145050MUU will hold...trvst the plqn>>62145051I will interpret that as bullish since I am tired of AH pump market dump
not the end of the world.
>>62144736oh based, I'm about to get fucked again kek.
>>62145056>>62145051>sold my SNXX early, only had 3k in instead of the 30k I planned>made only 1000 dollars on MUU last month instead of 10,000 because I only bought a little>......>south korean market at historical highs and trump is 50K posting againI feel like the entire fucking market is about to take a stinky shittarino back to 650 on the sneed and peed.
IBM SAAAARS?!?!!!!!!>every>single>time
>>62145080> IBM> Indian> Brown> Men
>>62145085>>62145080More like IBS no respect
>>62145030>>62145051Insiders were pricing it in all day before the figures dropped.
>>62145040brainlet ceo is unironically bullish though. it's ceos that think they are smart that ruin companies. brainlets let engineering drive the company.
>>62145097Damn. It's over
>>62145097thats fine. literally all chip tocks were up today.
>>62145101Well Intel got a bit raped there
>>62145105Intel is pumping into earnings tho+tho
If we get perma locked in the strait there's some under appreciated plays, and examples. Helium was actually hard, could only find jrs. Sulphur (che.un)Helium (TSXV: HELI)Low nitrogen fertilizer agriculture (AGTF)
>>62145098Ternus will be great he's the lead hardware guy
>>62145109>IntelGODS
>>62145111cheers anontrips checked
I thought my TSLA put spread was toast. Might make it out alive after all.
>>62144734What mooning. S&P500 was flat all day
>>62145112unironically bullish. most leads are brainlets.
fire unceased
Trump has unleashed a massive air bombardment on Iran. Pepper your anuses.
>>62145162fudge I shoulda bought my bear spreads, I was gonna wait til friday
>>62145162>he bought?
WTFWT AAAAAAA
Nothing ever happens
YOU STUPID ORANGE MIGGER STOP MESSING WITH MY PORTFOLIO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LFG
>>62145162
>>62145175
holy FUCK -$4 already
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Nothing makes sense anymore. Gold dropping with bombs. As a goldbug of 30 years I've never seen shit like this.
shitcoin going down!!!!!
>inb4 goes to 110 then shorted to 80
>>62145186lmaois anything going up?
>>62145181Damn lad. That's a fuck load of pepper.
>>62145181
>>62145189
>>62145189I'm guessing oil.
It’ll recover by open. Algos are dumb.
>>62145195Asia buying.
donald trumpdonald trump if you can hear me please do a ceasefire in 1 hour donald trumpOH SHIT YES SPY BACK UP TO 707 FROM 705JUST HIT 714 COME ON BABY
Why did oil spike?
OIL AND NAT GAS IS MOONING
>Already recovering
>>62145200Wars back on, Iran being bombed right now
>deploy the shorts
>>62145195>>62145201Zoom out
>>62145195>>62145196makes sense>>62145200iran telegram groups say there's planes moving n shiet o algo
WAIT I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS ALL PRICED IN!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>62145186Nibba you aint been no gold bug for 30 years if a 2% ah drop got you shook. There’s so many larping thirdies itt
>>62145202kek
>>62145195Pentagon just briefed the government on a potential "6 month closure" of the strait, which includes the time it takes to demine the strait.
YEEEEAH PUUMP ITBACK TO 709SPY GOING UP WITH BOMBS CMON
HOLY FUCK FULL RECOVERY WTF
apparently it was just an air defense test
>>62145051Pumped all day today...It's le priced in
Bears never get to cum. Simple as.
did fake news just pump oil?
IT WAS FAKE NEWS!!!! NO BOMBS!!!!
>>62145214IT'S EVOLUTION, BABY!
Looks like a false alarm. Air defence test says Iran.
>>62145216Too bad it didn't happen during the day for slurping purposes. I thought Trump was good at creating obvious dips.
>Futures
>>62145222fake news would never do that to oil
>just missed the 5 minute generational dipFUCK
>market reacts like a woman nowWe are in for a wild ride
>>62145222>>62145223>>62145226so ur telling me some fucking telegram groups affect the prices that much & that quickly?or did this news come from other places as well?this could be useful info actually
>>62145205didn't need to turns out I just needed to wait 2 minutes
Some are saying Iran is using explosives to reopen caved in missile depots
>>62145208I bought my first gold in 2007. Silver in 2005. It's close enough to 30 years. It never used to go down when bombs fell. It went up.
>>62145197No way
Kindly answer pls >>62145233 sirs, look at my digits
>>62145238I don't have the image saved, but there's a historic chart that shows gold and silver almost always dips in the first stage of a war and then it goes up after.
>>62145233Came from multiple sources. Started with reports of missile strikes from Kuwait into Iran. (ATACMs) Then reports of a tanker over Saudi.Then reports of fighters and then multiple reports of explosions across Iran. Twitter, telegram etc.
>>62145238It’s rarely done the logical thing since my handful of years. For example, the pump was 4 years late in light of the covid printing. The logical thing is it’ll pump when there’s peace
>>62145243We aren't in the first stage of a war. That was last month.
Even my oil producers went negative on the ""news"" - market is nuts
>>62145246Aye. I moved to crypto about 15 years ago and don't watch it as close these days. Guess I'm an out of touch boomer now.
>>62145245ty
>>62144866You bought like 1k of nvdia kek
mrvl news
The problem with this piss-ass website is that there are literal insiders here telling you what's going to happen and you can't tell them apart from the dumbest retards you've ever interacted with in your entire life.
aaand my 1dte SPY calls are back in the moneythank you donald trump please make it go higher
>>62145258nothing has happened so far though, it was fake news
>>62145258lmfao this anon didn't short.
>>62145251The least logical thing is it pumped during a period of disinflation compared to the prior years lol.
>>62145258i remember that post>The problem with this piss-ass website is that there are literal insiders here telling you what's going to happen and you can't tell them apart from the dumbest retards you've ever interacted with in your entire life.that's why you gotta trade on vibes anon
>>621452481. The war didn't really begin yet2. The initial dip was usually multiple months or at most an year
How is this spic and Barak not rotting underneath the jail at this point
>>62145265Vibes never work for me. I always vibe the wrong direction. And when I try to inverse myself I start being right all the time.
>>62145264I still don't understand why. I get there was a run on silver trying to break the comex but gold went way too high. Something else we will find out about in a decade no doubt.
>>62145203Wars over chud
>>62145268>the war is over>all capslmao the desperationAlso these faggots should be hanged indeed
>>62145269it ain't easy being cheesy
>>62145162>Trump has unleashed a massive air bombardment on Iran. False alarm, those were just me making some boom booms in my adult disposable underwear after buying more KMB shares in the after hours market.
>>62145273trump literally signed a peace deal after 37 consecutive wins.
>>62145269If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite has to be right
>>62145268Barak ravid is a libtard and former haaretz niggerfaggot.
>some baggie just created at 97 dollar oil
>>62145279Thanks, Jerry
>>62145281xd
>>62145162now, telegram channels have the power to pump and dump the marketlmaothank you trump
this is honestly why you should either pick your positions/predictions a day early and stick to them or just not pay attention to the news/prices more than once per dayor something along those linesthere's too much retarded shit
>>62145281A chinese baggie
>BREAKING: Navy Secretary John Phelan leaves Trump administrationThat's an awful lot of army people that left. Yes, everyone forgot about it due to the incessant newsflow, as if it was meant to bury it, but I sure didn't forget that dozen of generals that also resigned 3 weeks ago.
>>62145286thats what i'm saying manchec this >>62145245 though, it gives more details
>>62145289Rumours trump wants to sail a carrier group into the strait. I would have left too. That's a lot of dead sailors.
>>62145289o.othat kind of makes me nervousi understand how bloated the military is in the sense that there's a huge amount of generals and officers compared to actual soldiers compared to 50 or 100 years agomaybe those fags were just playing it safe by leaving?
>>62145289the 12 generals were sacked before the failed ground mission to steal uranium, which was disguised as """rescuing the pilot""". I imagine the generals are fed up with orange nigger.
>>62145299is that true?
>MSFTmy one day gains...
I was able to scalp $100 off that oil scam blow off.Now longing the silver breakout.
eviscerate trust and price signals in markets speedrun>>62145186it's gold. it's an asset that can be liquidated, for liquidity purposes. during liquidity problems. which a war over one of the most important maritime chokepoints might create believe it or not.
>>62145289Would you stay in this administration at this point? At this point you have to consider the chances of a Nuremberg trial post-Trump is non-zero. The post mortem investigation into these past 2 months will be fascinating
>>62145303I shit in a diaper and I'm not as dumb as turdies posting that schizo shit.
I have a feeling tomorrow’s gonna be red regardless now. That was a MAJOR bitch move.
>>62145224IM AT PEACE, IM A MANBUYING STOCKS ON THE DAY OF THE CRASH, YEAH!ON THE LOOSE IM A TRUCKALL THE ROLLING HILLS ILL FLATTEN 'EM OUT YEAHITS HERD BEHAVIOR!!!UHHUUHITS EVOOOLUTION BABY
>>62145292i suspect twitter initially, but i heard it from telegram first, i imagine most did since more coagulated information
>>62145309>schizoYeah, that's what MIGAtards are.
>>62145292First report of ballistic launch came in at 00.52. UK time. Explosions in Tehran. 10m later. Then the reports of a tanker, then the planes, then the multiple explosions came thick and fast.
>>62145311
>>62145315i see
>>62145319I doubt I could have reacted quickly enough to get right side of that either way. Algos move way too fast.
>>62145315If that's what takes to move the markets, we will see thousands of those (((news))) every day, now. What a clown world.
Looks like bussy just woke up
>>62145314You fucking LOST tranny
>>62145322Wait until the people realise they are moving the markets. NGL. If I was running a shitty war channel on tg and saw that candle I created.......
>>62145325who are these old retarded niggers what the hell are they doing
>bobo would rather lose money trying to time the top instead of playing the market in front of himMany such cases. Sad.
>>62145331They literally told you the US government would be shorting oil.Imagine that!
Thoughts on SCHD, Seems like being a dividend investor is the way to play the game.
>Silver outperforming Goldwhat's going on with the yellow nigger?
>>62145334soxl doubled and they monitoring twitter 24/7 for negative profits lol
>>62145338It’s a capital preservation play. Unless you’re already loaded I don’t think it’s worth it. It’s also not exactly cheap and has room to fall in a correction.
>>62145327Yeah, yeah, you won.Strait status?
>>62145322if it keeps happening it'll get priced in
everything is just fragile as fuck. in both directions. is anybody seriously long term bullish from these levels?
>>62145337but y would they do that???i've heard the meme they want other countries dependent on US oili've also heard the meme they want to cut off china's oil supply from the middle easti don't understand what shorting oil accomplishes for them though
>>62145303Only the words "orange nigger" The rest is unconfirmed
>>62145350is your 401k invested in the markets for the long term?
>>62145353xd
cruel trick to play on bobo...
I hate being poor and underweight in semis, imagine being 30 and having only 15k. Humiliation ritual
>>62145360dca into semis the next 3 years
SPY 715 by tomorrow or i kms
>>62145327How is this off topic shillbot not banned yet?
>>62145339Sold for oil.
Did the entire market just reacted to fake news?So you're telling me if you have, say, a couple hundred dudes, who each have thousands of A.I with separate channels on all social media platforms, and start just spamming the same headlines, that you can move markets on fake rumors and news?
>>62145369Cope and seethe yurosissy
Fook you I’m still buying oil
>>62145351Brent becomes "unobtainable" as WTI stay low/stable. Making US oil preferable, as iran gets squeeze out and fades away financially, and hopefully theologically as well. ISA becomes an oil monopoly,initialization the seed money for 4th industrial revolution. This has been a 30 year play for him.Now, I want you to think slowly clearly about this and realize that this is Trumps real play. The "war" was a fade to funnel oil demand to the US.Trump plays stupid and makes confusion because that nigga studied sun tzu, he trained his whole life for this moment.So If you are not buying SPY calls you are basically fucking retarded the market can smell the money flow, can you senpai?
tomorrow is the big day
>>62145375Spamming/flooding that's not related to business or finance. Go back to your astroturfed shill containment thread >>>/pol/ptg
>>62145379You retards are retarded
>>62145374if only you knew how bad things really arehttps://www.ic3.gov/CSA/2024/240709.pdf
>>62145380Rulefags belong on plebbit
>>62145374>market makes massive moved on the .00000001% chance what is ultimately fake news will cause a 2% drop in stocks, thereby artificially creating a real 10% drop in stockswhen were you will you realized the market is fake and gay and retarded? didn't think so.
>>62145380You're doing the same thing retard, each (You) is a reflection of (You)rself
>>62145378screencapped ty...
>>62145366Too late
>>62145384>>62145386This bot has been spamming /smg/ with totally off-topic political propaganda for months that doesn't even remotely relate to business or finance. A range ban is in order.
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>>62145378Why would I buy SPY calls given that. I agree with the underlying thesis essentially but short terms is very bearish
>>62145356if i had one: 30% my watchlist (entirely US based companies with limited international exposure, industrial & materials heavy. capital controls risk way underpriced imo) 20% REIT 20% cash 20% quarterly ITM index calls 10% gold. sounds comfy now that i'm thinking about it. shits still fucked though>>62145378why did they drop the oil sanctions as soon as the drones started flying?
>>62145379we'll see what they have to say about CPU demand
>>62145388And by this I mean AI took my job kek, it's over.
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>>62145398ZAMN
>>62145392Because oil is stable and not high, it is around 90s (60s in 2015 prices).War doesnt mean shit if they can artificially stabilize oil thru farce tweets,literal government shorting, kitchen kicking the can, eventually the fly wheel breaks loos and tue market gets tired of taco on taco off and goes back to fundamentals. It doesn't matter what everyone's saying even trump. it matterswhat they are doing. And they are NOT escalating which is interpreted as GOOD, forward looking.They are called FUTURES because they are forward (6months) looking.I really hope you're not trying to counter trade. Institutions who have infinite money.
>>62145418:o>>62145398based image
>>62145418futures were literally invented to smooth out prices in times of supply shock
>>62144707>Buy NOW yesterday and sell NOW today this morning
