nigger edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62144687
>>62145397first for based
We already ran off an economic cliff. The only question is how much time left until we hit the ground.
> futures
>>62145402bag of odorous excrement
fire up those chips
>>62145406ok I pull up
>>62145398>>62144687
>>62145402
Fuck my poorfag incel life, I'm 30 and only have 20k and a useless masters degree in electric engineering. At least I have half a mil in inheritance coming up but that's years away. I hate being fucking poor
cntrl+f catalogue ‘/sifm/‘ pop in and gibs advice
>>62145411
smiggers, i got SIX YEARS and my mortgage is paid off, and I dont gotta pay for childcare anymore, what will I do with the extra 3-4 grand a month?
I am so terrified in this market, bros...An hour ago there was a whisper of a rumor of a single bomb being dropped and we dumped hard immediately. I am staying in this shit but I am not comfy.
>>62145417lmao that's a new one for the collection
>https://www.theinformation.com/articles/musk-bought-1-4-billion-spacex-shares-helping-boost-controlTSAR MUSKA is inevitable. There will be way to put the Nuclear IPO genie back in the bottle.
>>62145423all the bad news about no more oil an massive food and fertilizer shortages are already priced in bro
European jet fuel crisis or whatever happened theredid the smug cunts remember they have trains and walkable cities
>>62145408Shouldn't you just buy battery stocks instead? If you run a warehouse full of GPUs on renewable energy it might be cost effective to even out the demand that way
>>62145426why is the lighting and color composition so shit in modern movies
>>62145423i always hear about how you're scared. tell me about a time you were brave babe.
>>62145413>waaaaah mommy and daddy gave me a college education and i'm getting a fat inheritance waah life is so hardshut the fuck up timmy
>>62145425nice to hear, I made a few of them back in the day
>>62145435competence crisis
>>62145439I put $30,000 into BTC in September 2023.But that wasn't as scary as this stock market.
>>62145440Mate, what the fuck do I do with a degree if I can't get a fucking job with it?
On the Malacca strait topic; Indonesia signed a defense pact with the USA. I wonder who gets hurt the most by tariffs through Malacca hmmm>>62145446have you tried shoving it up your ass
>>62145446say that your a tranny on your resume. worked for me, I got a job instantly. I'm just a regular dude, there is no vanity standard.
>>62145445feels to me like they're putting the monsters back in the closet instead of taking them out. anything can happen though. and that was brave of you. what happened since then?
>>62145450Triband flags are such bullshit. Can Poland sue over that?
>>62145431you can do that.
>>62145450>who gets hurtWW3 call sellers
>>62145458Yes, it's very easy to sue anyone for anything
>>62145453What more do they need? Do they need this long to unload the massive bags they have? I thought the tribe already bought their stacks of gold a couple years ago
>>62145452fr?
>>62145469the cashnado machines are always running, converting millenial and zoomer inheritances into working capital for financiers. they're always buying something, if it's not your favorite asset's turn, it will be someday.
>$21k from $1m
>>62145405donald trump please bring SPY up to 715 by EOD tomorrowplease if yu can hear me donald trump
>>62145423What rumor happened?
REMINDER>REMINDERREMINDER>REMINDERSEETHING YUROTARDS WITH TDS NEED TO GTFO /smg/
>>62145477His name is donald PUMP.
>>62145479the rumor of a single bomb being dropped
>>62145426you think he might try the ANCAP recreational nukes meme?o.o
>>62145484Is this an actual bomb? a figurative bomb? a nuke?
>>62145435jews and thisi >>62145444good design doesn't mean anything anymore for the most partin some fields more than others>>62145482tsmt>>62145479telegram was like "there bombs and shiet" but then they were like "oh nevermind"SPY went down like $5 and then right back up within 10 minutes
My sources on /pol/ are telling me the bombardment has resumed.
reminder
>>62145489a single bomb according to the rumors
>>62145489an actual bombballistic missile(s)info:>>62145245>>62145315
>>62145492frfr?please save me donald trump if yo ucan hear me
Uhhh how the fuck is the stock market doing these nigger dick bull runs, when half the fucking oil supply in the world is held hostage?
>>62145492
holy shit imagine how bullish disconnecting a billion jeets from the internet would be
>>62145501Blatant manipulation
>>62145501*CLAP*MARKETS*CLAP*ARE*CLAP*ALWAYS*CLAP*FORWARD*CLAP*LOOKING*CLAP*LINE*CLAP*ALWAYS*CLAP*GOES*CLAP*UP
>>62145507gay
DONALD TRUMP
>>62145504India should do something then lol
what do you call this technical pattern?
>>62145510AHHHHH HELP ME VON DER LEYEN I CANT TAKE IT BAN THESE BLOMPFTARDS
>>62145413Nigga get a union electrician job
>>62145514GYEAEAAAi guess the -$5 and +$5 earlier were mostly from algos, this drop is people getting spooked & selling their shit after seeing that happen?>>62145515that's what they all tell me
>>62145470no cap. nobody even knows or talks about it in my department. it was just HR bullshit. I just identified as she/her and showed up as I would to any interview as a totally regular dude. only trans bullshit was worked in my cover letter and misson statement. rest was literally my normal resume. got the tip from another anon on /g/ who did the same thing.
>>62145513
>>62145513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
>>62145512They are shitting in the streets and chucking trash in their holy ganges river as we speak. If that doesn't help, nothing will
>>62145517i dunno if i'd have the balls to do that but i might have to trymy last name sounds hispanic but i'm white & blond, i bet it's why they lined up an interview slot (i ghosted them) at one point
>>62145516>that's what they all tell methey're all wrong you should gamble everything on 0dte SPY calls, suck your dads dick to get that inheritance early and put it all on 780 SPY 0DTE tomorrow or stay poor forever
>>62145528i think i might have to play both hands in this instance
>>62145429>did the smug cunts remember they have trains and walkable citiesWe did and then realised we won't have to spend the summer with fat, loud, overconfident and badly dressed mutt retards from across the pond.#White boy summer.
>>62145524white/blond/blue eyes too but with an English name. went from zero call backs to irresistible. try it out on some nobodies, worst case just ghost them.
>>62145535god that's depressingbut yeah i'll keep it in mind
You have to force behaviors, and at Blackrock we are forcing behaviors
>>62145513my downfall
>>62145513>>62145513is that oil
>>62145541yea. I think we just have to accept corporate politics mean more than actually getting work done these days
>>62145541It makes sense. They just need to check a demographic box and don’t really bring it up in day to day work unless it’s a really weird company which you don’t want to work for anyway. An added bonus is that the demographic information has to be kept confidential. They know it’s a game and you are the one acting like it’s not a game
Iran is going to $0
>>62145513>what do you call this technical pattern?winning
>>62145561/pig/ says this doesn't matter cause the mullahs don't buy anything.
>>62145561basedplease save me donald trump SPY 715 by EOD>>62145556>>62145557it's comforting the companies aren't actually brainwashed for the most parti imagine it's probably worse at public companies
pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening
>>62145565Based
>>62145567i'll eat pizza & fish every day one day
>just one more thing Mrs Bobo,>you wouldn't happen to know if Mr Bobo had any enemies at work that might want to see him harmed, would you?
>>62145565Yes Iran is running an oil charity the tankers were traveling to Asia to donate them oil and basically america is just wasting their time
>>62145573Don't worry Mr columbo.Mr Bobo has been gone a long time.But he'll be back very, very soon.
>>62145575Trump can't handle a few ragheads. It will be fun when he has to deal with china asking why he's stealing their oil.
>>62145566It depends on the public company. The constant dick measuring politics from directors drove me out of my last public company, not dei. I’m a beta who actually cares about what gets done tho
>>62145581I'm sure china is more likely to confront america rather than Iran
>>62145397Mmmmmmmm...... hi pepe.......
>>62145573>>just one more thing Mrs Bobo,>>you wouldn't happen to know if Mr Bobo had any enemies at work that might want to see him harmed, would you?it's like the plotline of double indemnitymrs bobo conspired to have her husband mr bobo killedwhy?To collect the life insurance payout in an obscure way to get double payment. In other words: Double Indemnity.
>>62145531yes both hands on the shaftthat's what daddy likes
Pineapple Pizza fucking sucks
>>62145589fuck you
>>62145583>dick measuring politicsCould be awkward if he says he's a tranny.
>>62145397When is it time to put my life savings into SOXS
>>62145589This is what you're supposed to do:>bbq sauce >chicken or pulled pork,>pineapple, jalapeño you can go crazy with whatever else (bacon, ham, onions, etc) but that's the jists and it's GOATed.
i'm listening to the ibm earnings call
>>62145493>ready to dial up riskwhat do they mean mean dial up risk? have they not seen the last 30 days? lol
>>62145581>china askingthat would go against the strict chinese policy of doing nothing.China will wait until the USA conquers them and becomes their new ruling class then those Americans will be Sinicized and China will rise again.as is their 5000 years of tradition
>>62145497Thank you.
>>62145580>he is actually doing the 2 more weeks meme despite constantly getting btfo'dDid you use to work in the Trump campaign?
TXN
>>62145597tasty>>62145604npthe other anon is the one who compiled the info though not me>>62145583i see
>>62145587>Double IndemnityShe gets the step up in basis on her late husbands open shorts and the life insurance payout
>>62145580how sooni just want my money
>>62145600>another earnings call dumpI wonder if there are people whose entire living is buying pre-earnings and shorting post-earnings calls.
>>62145491Also thanks.
>>62145614Mumbai hustle lookin chart
>>62145580>But he'll be back very, very soonI'm torn on this. On one hand, I'm seeing the smugness of wagies who now think 25% annual returns on their passive investments are normal and sustainable. On the other hand I'm making good money selling fear and would like that to continue. I suppose a little realized fear could be okay.
>>62145504Iran is truly trying to save all of us
Can we tag SOXL haters? I'll never forget the shit I was given on here for holding SOXL throughout it's downturn
>>62145561How does this do anything but remove oil from the oil market ? Iranian oil want even sanctioned anymore
>>62145625They get it from america instead ;)
>>62145614Honestly I should become one of them. Plenty this week to try it out on >>62145459
Any good Canadian space companies to invest in?
>>62145623the AI bubble talk here over the last 1-2 years has been unreal also. it only recently died down. all those stocks rallied to all time highs.
>>62145637You just know the first you try it on will go straight up.
>>62145641KEK yep, I don't doubt it
>>62145638did they analyze the environmental impact yet? it will be greener to not launch any rockets lol.
>>62145614how do you short a call?
>>62145644CheckedCest la vie. Same for me.
>>62145620i think that anon who was saying poors are sellers of short term vol while rich are sellers of long term vol was onto something. i've been of the thinking that poors, zoomers, millenials really need volatility. we seriously couldn't go two decades without a housing or financial bubble.
fucking hell, SPY steadily dropping:/
>>62145633This is a political slogan and not a reality
>>62145638As a Canadian, I would strongly recommend against investing in industries that are domiciled in Canada. Like, even our fucking WMT stores are like 30-60% pajeet depending on where you are located. Do you really want that rounding out the company? No, you do not.So, I would imagine "white person" industries, like finance or mining would post the most acceptable diversity risk
>>62145507not true atll lol. the rest of the year looks super bad. great depression tier.
Hello?? David? Do you copy?
>>62145646Serious? It's just like shorting any other equity instrument: you sell something you do not have. With equities, you borrow from the MM/broker, with opening an option position via selling (writing) you are creating a new contract: the ability for the OTHER person to buy or sell 100 shares.What this means is that if you sell a call to open a position, they can exercise it at any time to force you to sell them 100 shares at whatever strike price... so just be aware to either hold that many shares, hold a call at a different strike, or have enough cash to buy 100 shares.
SK Hynix is flat on its earnings. Samsung is +3%.
>>62145652>Walmart = Canadian industry Thank you for this financial analysis
crypto just rugged what happened
>>62145658tyty...
>>62145651It's very much so a reality
>>62145664dunno buy SPY going steadily down too it's annoying me
>buy SPYbut SPY*i should go to bed
>>62145667All exporting nations will hit records during this crisis but that headline says nothing about actually replacing the lost supply .Like a said all you have is a slogan
>>62145661Sorry, my point of articulation is that as good as WMT is, our Canadian branches are actually doing just fine, but there are a fuckton of indians, and /smg/ knows what that means longterm for a business. Canada is rotting from the inside because of them, so it's only a matter of time.So my point was that, if you invest in a Canadian company, be aware of indians, check the C-suite
>>62145667And how long will the new ports take to build? You've got about two weeks......
>>62145680you were clear.
>>62145603>SinicizedDoes that mean everyone gets a chinese waifu?
>>62145677That is in fact replacing the lost supply. That's oil sitting there that wasn't being moved and now is. Strategic reserves aside which already solved the short term issues.
>>62145682>newportsFuck now I want a smoke
>>62145397I was $350 down two weeks ago...
>>62145688>another vague headline about an unspecified increase in exports Like I said record exports is expected . Do you have any real numbers that this can or will make up for the shortfall?
>>62145431IIRC one of the main things is overuse of green screens where everything is done "in post". Maximizes control and tweak maxing potential but means individual shots are never carefully done beforehand.>>62145486Not sure. What is going to happen is that the float will gradually be made as small as possible for the 15 days while the missile is in the air
>>62145650anyone with a brain knew this pump was unsustainable lmao
>>62145688
rip
Anyone have a ticker version of this baby? I'd love to have that.
>>62145649>poors are sellers of short term vol while rich are sellers of long term volThat's a good statement. I gotta think about that one.
>>62145696The shortfall is a lot less than 20% if it winds up being anything at all I can tell you that much
>>62145680>racism over local Walmart employeesIf you've ever been the US you'd know its no different there with minorities being employed in low wage retail jobs . I've never been to Texas but I wouldn't be suprised if retail there looked too different from the GTA due to their Indian immigration . >as good as Walmart is lol , lmao even
>>62145620>>62145649I like that with options you can trade price, time, and volatility. I understand the spreads, greeks, and how to hedge them, I just haven't put together a long term coherent strategy. I'm just tinkering with quant stuff while I wait for the end of the month to sell down.>>62145714Just look at all the people do gamble with 0dtes, prediction markets, and think 20% daily swings are normal behavior. Now just think about how the winning side capitalizes on that.
>>62145702watch tomorrow ends green
Asians are panican
>>62145718I like it since I get a 10% discount through payroll deduction. It tends to trend upwards over time, and any selloffs are temporary. There are far worse companies to park money into long term.
is mythos just overhyped bs or will it destroy the job market?
>>62145706>Iran has speshul oillmao say hi to Canada m8
>>62145717>less then 20% Maybe even less then 10% , but you ain't got shit other then vague headlines saying NA exports can fix even 10%
>>62145724being able to audit code better creates better software better software lead to more gains that's all that matters
>>62145712tickers are far more diverse than crypto, so making an accurate fear and greed index would be unreliable.The closer you can get is watching the S&P 500 map https://finviz.com/map.ashx and seeing how red it looks
>>62145726you got nothing saying it can't other than hand waving from anti trump schizos meanwhile america benefits from the strait being closed bigly
>please come back. i can change.
>>62145725Fuck are you on about? Make sense.
>>62145730You'd have to track inflows across multiple categories over time, no? Crypto, gold, silver, oil, maybe eur, jpy, usd, (dxy?) and SPY plus major sector etfs, bonds
>>62145732>anti trump schizosIs this it? Is this your fucking argument?Get the fuck off my board you imbecilic fucking cretin.
>>62145685americans only>>62145667i still say this is more bullish for south american producer who export the sour crude that asia's refineries are geared towards. Most US oil is light sweet
>>62145719>Just look at all the people do gamble with 0dtesI looked at spy 0dtes at the end of the day today for the first time in forever. Totally uninterested in that kind of trading now. Easier/better ways to get a day scalp than with 0 dte imo. But the math allegedly checks out to where selling 45 dte options and closing them out at 21 dte should theoretically capitalize the most time decay but I have found selling that far out is too risky unless you are very very disciplined. I always ended up deploying all my capital too early when I played that far out. I have had better luck keeping it to shorter durations but not 0dte
Mumu had enough fun for the past 2 weeks. It's our time bobros
>>62145732This is an thread for the price speculation of oil and oil derivatives Please take your TDS to /pol/ >I don't have numbers US exported 5% of global oil before the war so to make up for the missing 10% they would have to tripple exports and I don't believe they could even increase them 50% in a single month let alone 200%.
It’s funny, goldbugs are getting what they wished for, in a way.They wished for fiat to become useless and gold to become the new medium of exchange.Well their wish has come true, just in Turkey.Meme fiat paper lira nobody wants, and all their gold is getting shipped off to buy oil.It’s a bitter sweet irony isn’t it?
>>62145726>record number of oil tankers vaguely heading towards US ports to load up
>>62145739Nigga you coping. You can hear from your words how desperately you want to be right. That automatically means you're wrong. IDK even what you're arguing, I haven't been reading the thread.
>>62145741>selling 45 dte options and closing them out at 21 dte should theoretically capitalize the most time decay but I have found selling that far out is too risky unless you are very very disciplinedInteresting. I'm boring and just buy 60-70 delta calls 180 dte out and roll at like 90-120 dte
>>62145746>record number This is meaningless . Of course its a record but it doesn't say pre war numbers or what's new . Just a vague political slogan
>>62145745>and all their gold is getting shipped offTo whom?
>>62145744They don't have loading facilities for an increase of such magnitude.
>>62145742>>62145720JUST ONE MORE DAYDONALD TRUMP IF YO UANC HEAR ME DONALD TRUMP
>>62145746>to load upTo queue.
>>62145739don't talk to that anti-biden schizo
>>62145755Ya everyone with a brain knows this.Its easy to lift profits for American oil companies and hit new records for exports but it will never fix a global market
>>62145745Business idea: smuggle cigarettes/tobacco from Turkey to the UK.
>>62145753kek you are a master level coper you bought oil at 116 didnt you?
>>62145747>I haven't been reading the thread.Well kindly go back to whatever else you were doing and don't bother me again. Idiot.
>>62145744>>62145755>theyTHESE FAGGOTS ARE ACTUAL NON AMERICAN THIRD WORLDERS YOU NIGGERS DON'T EVEN HAVE A PORTFOLIO KEK
>>62145754If you're paying for oil in gold it's either Russia or Iran.
>>62145766PBR I don't want to 1v1 the SPR by trading commodities futures
>>62145762Biden could barely stand.
>>62145771>No argumentI accept your concession
>>62145771Hold the fuck on I thought we did folio checks at the door and you got a wrist band if you weren't a PTD babby.
>>62145778>i fucking love sucking doorknobsI didn't ask
>>62145771>NON AMERICANProudly. I wouldn't piss on America if it were on fire.t. Scottish.
>>62145413How are you unemployed with an engineering degree with a masters. Wish I had studied that instead of a meme stem field, now I'm stuck doing jobs that barely pay above min wage.
>>62145782Bro 8.3% of Americans are Scottish, you should at least be our ally you dumb chud.
>>62145744They don't have to make up the entire 20% or anything close to it and you have zero proof they couldn't>capacitynot a now problem
>>62145777explain this, libtard
>>62145782why not?
>>62145786So that's what he meant by this.
>2 more weeks
>>62145740Chevron and Enron are going to be drilling in s. america and Africa yes
>>62145784We used to be allies until you elected this clown. Now I genuinely hope he goes for Greenland so I can come and kill some of you. He's fucking my children's futures and you all fucking voted for this. The hatred for America over here ......You don't understand.
>>62145789DONALD TRUMP PLEASE SPY 715SAVE ME DONADL TRMP
>>62145786>explain thisMeth. Clearly.
>>62145754Whoever it is is dumping it for dollarydoos, judging by the current price action.
>>62145786>>62145788>>62145794based
>>62145792Brother how old are you? You still believe democracy is real? I'm afraid to ask you if you believe in the tooth fairy.
>>62145784he's indian
>>62145605The mumu's fallacy. When Mr. Bobo comes, he make up the difference of months in a few minutes.You must be new.It will be sad to see so many NuMus learn about what its like to have your RH account glitch out for a few hours while your TQQQ dumps 30%.But every virgin needs their cherry popped some time.
>>62145801NOOOOOOOOOoh wait i just have to buy out of the money puts instead of calls?g
>>62145771Most burgers are getting ready for bed about now.
SK Hynix
>>62145800Oh, yep, I should have realized. I've had 2 beers already, my bad.
>>62145801your sCaRy bobo memes only work in the world of shitcoins. in the stock market a circuit breaker will kick in and the dip will be rabidly bought up. bobo is a tard
>>62145440>>62145440college is worthless now except engineering I guess so he probably is a faggot.
>>62145791>Enron
>>62145792You sound like a collosal faggot
>>62145811I meant Exxon I'm from a different time lol
>>62145799I'm over 50. My kids are just leaving school into this shit show.
>>62145813And you sound like someone who's head I'd like to crush under my boot. Fuckwit.
>>62145785My math is for 10% not 20% 10% is fantasy 20% is science fiction . It simply won't happen since all data shows US exports already up pre war and nearing export capacity "drill baby drill" . you can't triple exports overnight when you are already near capacity . High oil prices and being at 100% export potential will be great for american oil companies so you miggers can definitely have that win but you /pol/ fags have to realise that it won't stop oil from climbing
Did I miss the fact that there was a short squeeze in oil today
>>62145823The picotop on futures?Yeah you missed it.
>>62145821You don't need to do anything over night we have strategic reserves and american oil companies are ready probing other countries for future drilling ops. Also there's an entire world economy licking their chops at replacing Iran's stake. Necessity is the mother of invention.
>>62145823Rumour is the Americans launched dummy cruise missiles into iran to see what reaction they got. Air defence explosions sent a ripple through the market.
>>62145824I'm not in futures but that's interesting, someone got busted on their short positionThey must have shorted it at some retarded level like $80
trump is a mutant and most people would be glad to see him dead it's just a coincidence that the S&P is going up and I would gladly take a stock hit if it mean someone took him out
>>62145820normies
>>62145828And how long does it take to build ports?You've got about two weeks.
>>62145791they are GOING to be?PBR and GTE already are
>>62145835nice tweet, 1pbtid>>62145831fr?i mean, they did it to gauge reaction?
>>62145831I doubt that, algorithms are not trained to go long oil on news, the consistent reaction to bearish news has been muted.Maybe Wall Street is planning for a coordinated 30% drawdown like during covid though.
>>62145828>SPRYou can't teleport SPR oil from the salt caverns into ships . it still takes up Louisiana export capability. >other countries Ya tons like Canada , Venezuela and many many others but that will take lots of time since it export capability doesn't appear quickly or magically
>>62145837There's no such thing as normies. Just humans, schizos, retards and spastics.
>>62145840We get it you need doomerism to pump your oil bags
>>62145792you yourself fucked your chilren's futures by not emigrating to the US ya daft cunt
>>62145848those are all humans
>>62145835you don't have a portfolio and you aren't really a woman.
>>62145846>Maybe Wall Street is planning for a coordinated 30% drawdown like during covid though.Delete this.
>>62145792if you hate anyone you should hate glowies, you idiotit's civilians vs faggots in suits every time, nobody gets it
henlo jeromethere is a sicknessand the cure israte cuts
>>62145847Good thing we're not dealing with a now problem no matter how stupidly you phrase things to sound more fatal than they actually are
>>62145845here's 2cheeto president is a fat ugly loser that should be dead and is actively making america worse for everyone but retarded boomers and jews
>>62145820YouWon'tDoShit
>>62145840>YouWe're Americans not Asians thoughbeitIt'd be a real shame if we had to I dunno...bring manufacturing back to the US hmm that sounds familiar
>>62145861he's a retard which is much better than the majority of things vying for power right nowthere's not a better alternative sadly
>>62145845>mean, they did it to gauge reaction?It's speculation but yes, it's standard procedure. Fire a dummy into the region to guage their response.
>>62145855I was posting on /smg/ at the time, that shit was so fake and coordinated. It went down 30%, hit a bottom, then they turned on the money printer and we had a blowout rally.Totally orchestrated.
>>62145859No phrasing in my numbers retard.
nobody's interested in this >>62145867 though they just wanna shitfling and rip out the throats of other civilians while their cosmopolitan tormentors with no stake in any country go somewhere else (not saying jews but literally anyone with over $5,000,000 at this point)
>>62145869Last spring was also kino.
>>62145867he's a magic retard thoughbeityou'd be amazed at what a retard can get done when they're too dumb to know it can't be done
>>62145846It was 100% news related. >>62145497Follow the links to last thread there. I documented it.
>>62145871You don't have any numbers. You sound like every other desperate doomer.
>>62145851>We get itNo. You do not.
>>62145881oil is going to $0
>>62145852>emigrating to the USWhy the fuck would I want to do that? America is retarded, unhealthy, poor, dirty and lacking any class or culture whatsoever. I'd rather mince my own testicles in a coffee grinder.
>>62145878I'm not posting them again fren but the US just doesn't have the export capability to save the world this time. Only enough to make it self a little richer . People who believe the US can just triple oil exports instantly remind me of the CHAZ "farmers" who though they could feed the autonomous zone
>>62145857Those fat stupid fucks in maga hats are all glowies?
>>62145859>we're not dealing with a now problemYou've got about two weeks. Have you started the loading docks yet?
aren't these the same dumbfucks that leaked their entire source code?
>>62145887>instantly once again your entirely made up and coincidentally fatalistic time frame doesn't exist
>>62145886ahh stick to sheep shagging and plaid skirts then
>>62145891two weeks cool story bro I like pulling numbers direct from my asshole as well. when two weeks passes and nobody even remembers the Iran war I'll remind you every day
>>62145885Wouldn't be the first time.
>>62145887>save the worldlol we don't give a shit about you at all
>>62145887>Only enough to make it self a little richer .Not that Americans will get any of it. Just like the retarded tarrifs idea. They paid, corporate got the refund.Lmao.
>>62145893Instantly in national infrastructure building terms is a quarter(3 months) You might get 50% in that period realisticly with lots of investment and federal , state and local government help but 300% is fantasy
>futurestomorrow will be an extremely Jewish day. Might be worth it to play 0 days tomorrow.
>>62145897The boats are on their way kiddo. I know your education is shite and aimed at niggers but I thought you'd have a rough idea of how long it takes a tanker to cross the Atlantic.
>>62145904>Futures
>>62145906I don't care any scenario you invent is doomer trash
>>62145904>>62145912
>>62145809Mr Bobo will teach you manners.His time is coming.You should repent while you can.
I think I am about to fall for the soxl memes. I mean, I doubt we are going to have Less silicon demand any time soon
>>62145600lots of talk about agentic ai, internally they are seeing 45% productivity growth from their engineers. they're going to start integrating quantum computers into ai systems, put a timeline for 2029 for commercial quantum computing.
>>62145913You've presented no arguments. Only opinions clouded by Donald's pubes in your eyes and muffled gurgling noises as you suck on his cock. You people are a fucking embarrassment. I should not have to share this planet with you.I hope you keep going so I can get a chance to kill you some day.
The strategy is working.
>>62145923thanks you too tell me how ww3 goes>>62145917and other such cryptocuck memes
If the US could replace all the oil from the middle east you would see it in crude oil and distillate inventories but what you see instead are very large drawdowns of reserves
>>62145927Fuck off you incredibly stupid retard.
Oh, you're having a financial crisis? How about I jack up interest rates to 10%?
>>62145611>>Double Indemnity>She gets the step up in basis on her late husbands open shorts and the life insurance payoutkek
>>62145931Why is America so retarded about finances? They just keep fucking things up. Over and over....
I JUST WANT THE MIDDLE EAST TO FUCKING NUKE EACH OTHER AND MAKE EACH OTHER EXTINCT. I'M TIRED OF THEIR CHILDISH FIGHT FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARSTHEIR RELIGION IS A BLIGHT ON THE PLANETCAN WE LITERALLY NOT GET OIL FROM ANY OTHER PLACE ON THE PLANET?
>thens
>>62145937doordashers suffer the most during wartime...
How does it feel to be the only general that keeps this place alive?
>>62145937We were getting it fine from there before trump started a pointless war.
>>62145939excuse me you forgot about women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDdcb1xp-Js
>>62145942Aren't your doordashers women?
>>62145946they don't send women to my address anymore
>>62145946why \shouldn't I short DoorDash right now
>>62145940a heavy burden to be surebut I've been here since 2017I feel incredibly smug
>>62145947>they don't send women to my address anymoreWhat my client meant to say was "No comment" and also, I must say in his defense, that those women were never confirmed dead and they had it coming, anyway!
>>62145949It will be one of the first things to disappear in a recession.
How to invest in women's haircuts? That's one thing that's recession proof.
>>62145927Donald stamping plan trust with brand of sacrifice for the feast of exit liquidity is going to be the most based thing he ever did.
>>62145954so why shouldn't I short it? it seems to be downtrending, macroeconomics are terrible for it with gas prices going up, and it retard pumped for a nice short entry
It's going to be like covid where by the time the market finally stops coping about everything being okay, it just goes straight down.
>>62145917I survived a leveraged silver long through the peak of the silver crash which is the worst possible event in the history of the market that included dozens of circuit breaker bypasses and tens of thousands of naked shorts being dumped on the market overnight during low volume for maximum damage. An attack that could only be made by the biggest banks in the world working together in fact it may well have been the federal reserve. I think I'll be ok mr booboo head
>>62145956SBH
>>62145958I'm not saying do or don't. This market.... Anything can happen. I'm mostly in defence stocks largely because everyone's shooting at each other.
>>62145956Landing strip is the best and always will be
>>62145960I think more like 2008. COVID was nothing.
>>62145957if it looks like the war is popping off again you can just sell and wait for the dipshits to get done playing monopoly
>>62145967Fuck. My ex wife worked for them when we first met. Why didn't I think of that?
>>62145960Stop trying to spook me. Keep this up and I’ll go full cash and then I’ll be really upset at you for not making any money
>>62145960gov shutdowns put millions of people out of work. that wont happen this time.
>>621459712008 was a slow grind down. This will be a facemelting vertical drop where they can't intervene because inflation is also spiking.
>>62145976In 2008 every single person I knew lost their job (properly) within a week. The entire construction industry folded within 2 and house prices went down 50%. Things get real bad, real quick and that was just a money crisis. Oil is a much bigger deal.
>>62145977>spx is up 3%>the end is nigh
>>62145977>2008 was a slow grind downNot in Ireland it wasn't.
>fear risingNice, we may be getting some dip buying opportunities.
>>62145980lmao
>>62145986somebody out there is making oil bag comics unironically and this isn't AI?
I like double d’sBy which I mean demand destruction
>>62145968I'd rather be short some giggaturd that's gonna get giggafucked like DoorDash over being short S&P or long oil, probably. Just seems like a nice entry now that you fine gentlemen brought it up. Both S&P and oil have TPTB keeping them propped up/down respectively, but DoorDash will crash and burn once inflation and higher gas prices hit. Drivers won't even being able to afford to drive, customers won't be able to afford fast food let alone having it delivered.
just get an electric bike bro
the worst part about being in a cult is what it does to your thinking. you get comfortable with being delusional, because central to any cult is that it is everyone else that is wrong and that you can't trust outside sources of information. a lot of you fell into the pizzagate, trump cults in recent years, and /smg/ is beginning to turn into a bobo bunker, despite being in the middle of the greatest bull market in a generation, possibly ever. before you can change your minds, you have to break that cycle, the communal self-delusion that goes on here is getting out of hand. every new high is not confirmation of the conspiracy, it is a denunciation of your false narrative.
>>62145986Yeah, it was real funny the queue we had round our house because my Mrs spoke polish and all the polish came to us to get their redundancy forms filled in and claim benefits. All the families that broke up, the people who killed themselves and the plenty who became homeless.A real fucking barrel of laughs it was.
>>62145995this is a sister mating cult sirthe bobos are simply mentally illwe do not encourage them
>>62145992If I shifted it would be one of the first I'd look at. I don't short though.
>>62145997shit happens
>>62145997kek that is hilariousI picked up a second job and bought my first house at 20 in 2009 whilst shit was hitting the fandamn I love being American
Bnner Cycle posited that 2020 was a panic year, with 2026 being a sell the top year. I'll accept a 30% haircut from ATHs and a speedy recovery after a few months of bleeding, but the next panic is 2035
>>62145995That's some pretty powerful projection, my dude.
>>62146000CheckedYet plenty in here don't think it does. It's fucking fast and it's devastating. Most in here are single, young and don't give a fuck.Nothing to lose.We aren't all failures. I have a lot to lose.
>>62146001Prove it.
>>62145995>despite being in the middle of the greatest bull market in a generation, possibly ever
>>62146003new highs tomorrow, friday too.
>>62146009Be sure to let us know when you get margin called.
>>62145995I am usually bullish because the simple math is that markets always go up alongside economic growth but for now I see a slow moving disaster in the works and it's becoming more and more bearish each day.High energy and fuel prices alongside commodity shortages will undercut every bullish trend the market was betting on and squeeze the average consumer hard. You will either get demand destruction or inflation. Demand destruction will be a recession, inflation will cause interest rate hikes and a debt crisis.Not really great economic news ahead I'm afraid.
dems are going to inherit a flaming pile of shit, that’s for sure
>my thesis rests on the entire world doing nothing to help itself for months on end while the world falls apart and my bags pump in the process
>>62146007how would i even prove that lmaoand also no i'm too lazy to even screenshot my portbut now that i'm fixing to jack off and fall asleep i can see the advantages of wearing a kilt it would make some things easier
>>62146013You sure sound defensive.
>>62146011And all it takes is one tweet or a bomb to set it off, at any moment. That spike in oil just at a rumour earlier should wake up a few mumus. It's happening. We just don't know when.
>>62146012They always do. As do the other side.
>>62146013dont forget they think China and India will let their economies go into recession and millions will starve lmao
>>62146017Yes we do. Two more weeks.
