nigger thursday edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62148037
if feet weren't meant to be sexualized then why are they so curvy and sensitive
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
First for a generational slurp
WALTER THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT WHERES THE FUCKING TWEET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
> nows
>>62148509There's 0 difference between mens feet and women's feet Your being psyopped into faggotry
>Market tanksWhat did orange nigger say this time?
>SOXL at only +2LOLWHO BOUGHT THE TOP?????????????
>>62148503No he isn't he WAS an IRGC commander many, many years ago and is known for corruption, he's just the current parliamentary speaker after failing to climb the political ladder
You get what you fucking deserve.
Heres your Walter broshttps://nitter.poast.org/DeItaone/status/2047369450249130485#m
>>62148518>Lemiwinks and friends edition
What happened!?!?!?! I literally bought in within the last 48 hours AIEEEEEE!!!
https://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo
>>62148518BITCH EWWWWW GHETTO ASS TRANNY PUSSY
Yeah not fucking selling>>62148518DISGOOOSTING
Now up 222% on my SOXS 0DTEshow high can this bad boy go
apologize
Anons, this is scary. I simply don't get why everyone is panicking when we've been having bad news all the time. Missiles were flying and we were pumping. Was that faggot who talked about the chink professor right in the end? Troops on the ground and shit? Did I fucking fall for the nothing ever happens meme?
Why the fuck did everything dump at 1 PM? I have no idea what’s going on.
>>62148519Yeah like there’s no difference between men and women’s hands
>>62148522me uniroincallyand more fucking SPY callsi'm down 30% this week now
FUCKING SEND IT
>>62148532>0 daysell if you're up idiot
>>62148521Market is pricing in that the war isn't actually over
*Boom*
it's over
we all knew this was going to happen.
>>62148535
>>62148524people generally don't get what they deserve in this world, anon>>62148544it was supposed to be in 2 more weeks, not right fucking now
>>62148535US just greenlit firing on Iranian forces
>>621485256 US tankers are airborne and are approaching the Persian gulf
>The 710 puts I bought earlier that I sold for a 60% loss 5xed
>largest late day pump in weeks>still seeking offUh oh Mr mumu uh oh!
Buy the fucking dip retards. Be peter lynch not bobo.
>>62148544Ummm but I was told the markets are omniscient and forward looking and everything is priced in, that's why you can't beat the market and betting against it is a sure loss
>>62148548Trump scheduled to address the international media at 3pm today.
As it would turn out, losing 30-40% of the world's energy supplies and petrochemicals is not actually bullish.
>>621485440dte call anon had the right ideain and out, bank it, no holding, only take the hit once when it comes - which it was always going to
>>62148501CFNTRIPIGEVUUUUNEEBWXTToday is a good day :)
>>62148539i mean tomorrows soxs doesnt have daily dailiesi'm holding overnight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE US DAVID AXIOSA HEADLINEA TRUNCATED HEADLINETHIS IS ALL WE NEED
It’s gunna break
>>62148551I hate you more than you would ever believe.
So that's it, we are just going to dump like that after all that pricing in!
>he bought the top of SOXL
Well this is just unreasonable. I'll be expecting a refund.
>>62148550my calls are immediately gone i'm dead
I might get a buying opportunity after all.
Everybody RUUUUUUUNDon't get turned into a baggie!!! AAAIIIIIE
>>62148545>>62148547
ALALALA I'M NOT SEEING THIS ALALAL
>>62148572Yeah, in 2030 lol.
>>62148568it's a tax write offjust write it offyou'll save money
>>62148555TRIP$TRVTHNVK£
Market is smarter than you and they said the war is over
>>62148555i bought the top with leverage (again)i bought the top of SOXL also
>>62148580But nothing makes sense anymore...
wi tu lo
V time here we go!
AAHAHAHAHAHAH
So, what bullshit excuse and David Axios fake headline will they use to pump it back to retarded levels?
SOXS calls? which one?
Thank you Jesus
>>62148569?????????? There's not even identifiable information wyd
>>62148587whatever it is it'll happen monday
>No Israeli activity in Iranian airspace - Israel's Channel 13 cites military source.good goy
its over
EXIT ALL MARKETS, I REPEAT EXIT ALL MARKETS, WE ARE CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>621485884/24 73Ctrust me on this one
My chpy is still up % today, what are you all complaining about? Even my adx is green
>>62148569>danielAmya Jane Sartainborn 30 Jan 2000
Lol who bought the SOXS top?
Just bomb these goat copulators back into the stone age alreadyI'll buy the dip
SOXS TOP THIS, SOXL TOP THAT, GRAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BUYING THINGS
Can someone kill Trump please?
someone stop the insanity lol
Retail dip buyers have activated
>>62148580Lose money, get homeless, retard.
>he didn't hold oilkek, stay poor
lol oil
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62148605Sorry lad, 1st memendment and guns are for killing schoolkids
>>62148609I can't wait for May
DGAF sold $150K in puts today and prob sell more as it keeps dippin
But seriously now, why we dumping?
>dumps on headlines>recovers on noneuhm ok?
>he sold at the bottomHow many anons do you think did this?
>market panic dumps at even the slightest sniff of warhow could you possibly be bullish right now
who just panic sold? kekw
>>62148616fundamentals
Never mind war is over again
>>62148600 Babe...
>>62148590>>62148612wake me up when it's 715
>>62148546the two weeks arrive right on time when you least expect it.
>>62148616market realized that the peace talks were a meme
>>62148621I know the truth. I trust the plan. I know where the endpoint is
My daily losses have halved by now, still not great
>>62148619Plunge protection team
>>62148619See >>62148608
>>62148622i panic sold after the first dump and i fomoed after the V
>>62148606>someone stop the insanity lol
>>62148616the war is back on
>>62148627xd>>62148624spy still down 4 dolars so i don't care>>62148636i feel you
So, nothingburger?
>>62148636Based sell low buy high
Reminder that peace is bearish.
>>62148616See >>62148580Market has priced in that the war is over, if that doesn't happen expect quite the correct
WHAAT WHAAAAAT WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
>12 Hours ago oil spiked on fake news of air raid in Iran>Now hours ago oil spiked on fake news of air raid in Iran
>>62148591>>62148625dont post your driver license barcode, retard
>>62148646WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT BLOOD
i can't whore monger if I DON'T HAVE MONEYPUMP MY BAGS BUSSY MAN
>>62148645Correction*
>>62148619It’s recovering on ppt but this is a legendary suckers rally.Trump gambled everything on a quick resolution, not even allowing 1% demand tapering by slightly letting gas get into an unfamiliar territory.Now war is back on.It’s joever for hogs. Pigs sold already. Slaughter is coming.
>>62148519>Your being psyopped into faggotryNigga I still have vivid memories of watching my female classmates in grade school wearing rainbow sandals in the heat of summertime turning me on in ways I couldnt describe at the time, this was before I even watched porn or modern day globalhomo psyops
>>62148641burger to liquidite my SPY calls
>>62148654Niggers way too bearish righ tnow
The *clap* war *clap* is *clap* over *clap*
IT WAS FAKE NEWSTHE WAR IS CANCELLED
>>62148652>muh dickyou're worthlessif i get rich i'm gonna create an army of robot martial artists you have no ideaalso gonna fly
>>62148654HOLY BOTTOM SIGNAL
VIX teetering on 20 are we risk on again
>>62148654Only bulls make money. Both bears and pigs get slaughtered
in retrospect he shouldn't have started a war. oh well, hindsight is 20/20
>>62148572SUCK ME OFF, YOU SEXY GRANNY
fertilizerchadsuraniumchadscashchadsHOW ARE WE FEELING, BROS?
>>62148661Is this a daily thing now? Is Iran financing the army through american market manipulation?
Today was your last chance to buy SOXL below $108 ever again
ANONS WHO BOUGHT 3 WEEKS AGO, WHAT DO WE DO NOW
>>62148661liquidated my calls anyway
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT BOBO?!?!?
>>62148561bro what the fuck?
>>62148673this. the final final FINAL dip.
V deployed, I'm rich again.
>>62148670I still don't feel good about being in cash gang. I wish I could make heads or tails of this market.
>>62148674HOLD YOU FAGGOT
are the war news fake news or real newsI sadly can't tell till we get truth social from our liegebut wondering what anons think
>>62148681Just buy oil companies. Like, literally free money AND you're on the right side of what's coming whether or not the war resumes. All it will do will pump oil companies.
>>62148684markets thought celebration shots were air defencesso technically fake yeah
>>62148687What oil stocks are worth it?
>>62148684>jonathanfrakes.jpgIts fake.
>>62148681>>62148687FERTILIZER IS MOONING
>>62148663>moral grandstanding over what I want to spend my money on.Yeah man, a huge motivation of mine for getting rich is because I want PUSSY. I want to FUCK a hot young girl every night. And I'm tired of pretending that's bad. Leave your holier than thou bullshit at the door. "also gonna fly", no idea what you're on aboutI'd also buy a new pair of skis and donate a huge chunk to anti-immigrant orgs but that's neither here nor there
hope you enjoyed the moment, bobo
Okay no top calling bros we still need to reach green
>>62148691US+Canada, Northern Europe, Brazil if you're a bit more playful.basically the ones not exposed to see their shit blown up in the gulf. Same play as last month, really.
>>62148666I'M FEELING IT
>>62148697well it is your money
how many tickers do you have positions in rn?how big is your watchlist?
>Missed Dip on shares I wantFUUUUUUUUUCK
if you live in tehran all you have to do is buy 0dte puts and shoot at the sky and the market will think it's air defences and dumplucky bastards
nothing moral about it though, it's just pointless retarded nigger shit
The market is going to realize how vulnerable it is and price the oil spike back in lol. The copium is cracking and will soon implode.
so are we really going to pretend this was an organic movement?
>AMD already green againKEEEEEEEK nice dump there bobos
>>62148701Thanks bro.
>>62148501Please stop posting 3DPD not safe FOR WORK images.Use anime if you must. Anime website. Your attempts to titillate aren't cute.
>>62148715AI trading bots buy and sell on headlines. Nobody thinks this is organic.
>>62148694>FERTILIZER IS MOONING
>>621487053 and 39
>>62148704thank you for understanding
>>62148715none of it is organic, the world economy is on the brink and the war can kick off any timeposition yourself with that in mind... that was a dry run for whats coming
>E domped?>Deploy ze V
Thank you PPT
>>62148731there's no fucking V, SPY dumped 3 dollars
>>62148717anon i'm about to do it. the itch is too strong
>>62148735Let it work. Give it time
I got me some MRVL and some more SNXX.
>>62148715I stopped pretending a long time ago
>>62148659>*claps back at you*
>>62148714cows
You can call me whatever you want but this is what I'm seeing happen>Trump extends ceasefire for a few days once a deal wasn't capable of being reached>Third aircraft carrier has arrived in the Arabian Sea and will be in position for strikes this weekend>Naval invasion forces in the region, currently interdicting ships but are prepped for other missions>Massive airlifts over the ceasefire period carrying war material to the middle east>Israel saying it's ready to restart the war when they get the greenlight>No real indication that there's any ongoing diplomatic talksI think we are going back for round 2 on Friday at market close.
>>62148741perhaps...
>>62148748press conference at 3:00pm by trump, and the USS Bush just entered cent com
So....Calls?
>>62148735>there's no fucking V,
$300k in stocks, $90k in crypto, 31 yr old.Can I afford a model Y guys or nah, these gas prices are annoying me.
>>62148748War is definitely not over. Question is how much the markets will care. I have no doubt that we will decline later in the year when the oil effects hit for real but question is how end of April-May will play out.
Bear or bull, at least we can all agree that this market is gay as hell, right?
>>62148748I think one of the ships won't be in place until Tuesday. I'll try to and post a source when I get it but I share your opinion overall. Just wouldn't be buying puts expiring Monday necessarily..
>>62148761>-$3 from 711
>>62148763The market cares. Look what just happened on a rumor.
>>62148766Put her heeere *holds up hand for a high five*
>>62148762you can afford to wait it out
>>62148766Hear, hear!
>>62148766funny marketIT BETTER GO UP I'M FUCKING PISSED MAN FCUK
the amount of shorts they are using for oil not to breach 96, KEK. They are not even subtle about it anymore
>>62148762Need Evil Neuro stockpicker
>>62148763>>62148766The market is pricing in the war being over when it's seemingly not overCould they be right? Sure, but prediction markets are saying that's not a good bet
>>62148768Market opened at 709.
Nothing will happen at 3pm. We wouldn't be pumping if something big were to be announced
>>62148748>Third aircraft carrier has arrived in the Arabian Sea and will be in position for strikes this weekendI still think it will be NEXT weekend. Sure it'll arrive, right in time but I feel having a few more days to coordinate better with the rest of the fleet would be better.
>>62148748you sound very problematic and antisemitic
>>62148779it's down so much from 725when will it go back up to 750
>wake up>think maybe today will be a good day>.....>robinhind didn't even give me a single pity share of this stockThe fuck is their problem
>>62148762This bitch is polluting my youtube recs
New Truth Social. Didn't read. Is it serious, chat?
>>62148762>spending a quarter of your money on a low quality retarded nigger mobile
New Trump
>>62148715I trade under the assumption the whole thing is a farce where they intend to pump it endlessly. But man I am strongly considering just going full cash for a few months minimum, I do not want to lose all of my 2025 and 2026 gains.
>>62148793>>62148795Bullish peacocking
>>62148762Wait another couple years for solid state batteries.
Today's and last night's movements shows the market is, indeed, completely dysfunctional. It's supposed to price risks. And the movements on those rumors shows the risk is NOT priced, rather, what's priced is everything being lalaland.
>>62148793he says "i'm not TACOing i'm not afraid, 'time is on our side'"
GEV
>>62148778The market are 6 months forward looking
>>62148519You're gay as fuck, man. >>62148655Same. I remember growing up in San Diego most my girl classmates wore sandals every day. I was only 10 and remember just focusing my eyes on that region often. It definitely signals fertility and hygiene, so it makes sense in a biological way
>>62148795>OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT!>Me? No I'm not in a hurry at all
The price swings on my SPX put spread during the plunge protection was fun to watch. I got out around even but was flickering to up by 2800 bucks to down by 2800 bucks lol. It was a 1k debit trade kek
>>62148793>Didn't read. Is it serious, chat?basically you take the reverse, and you have the truth.Orange man says he has all the time in the worldprotip: he doesn't.last time he said he had infinite ammoProtip: he didn'tlast time he said the strait was openprotip: it wasn't.It's ziggerspeak, so to speak, so it's very easy to decipher.
>>62148786According to CENTCOM they have the asset in their AOR, which I think means it's crossed over into the Arabian Sea
>>62148795>i'm actually very calm rn
>>62148793the ol TACO tee-up
Just bought USO PUTS for Jan 27. Easy money.
Can we get power hour btw for what's happened?>>62148816Trump do love his golf doe
>>62148766Hear hear! I need a 2020 style dump to have any confidence in risking more than 20% of my networth on this market. It behaves like crypto but with this unease feeling that it'll just drop 50%+ in a single months time.
bart: this is the biggest drop for NOWhomer: it is the biggest drop for now
>>62148793>>62148795USA! USA! USA!
short META
>>62148793
I just keep holding and printing unrealized gains, sounds like y'all have severe skill issue
WTFWT
>>62148817Lol, lose money and get homeless, retard.
>>62148831WHAT
>>62148817What strike price?
We are recoooovering
>>62148808So a foot fetish really is born, not made. Like homos?
UP UP UP
>>62148808>I remember growing up in San Diego most my girl classmates wore sandals every day.Proper white girl sandals or turd world flip flops/slippers?
>>62148837Like being hetero, yeah.
One of these days they’re gonna let it go down? Maybe? Probably not huh
>>62148844They can, but it's in a sorta, kinda, maybe, blink-and-you'll-miss kind of way
God damn it, I barely make shit with this market.
>>62148729>the world economy is on the brinkbrink of what lmao? price of food in the third world will increase slighlty?>OMG IM BRINKOOOOOONING
>>62148533>>62148524>>62148516Everyone laugh at these stupid bears at the start of the threadNice "crash" bobos hahaha
>>62148810Yeah same I'm holding into next week but super FUCKING annoyed at this V shit. I think it'll break down more eventually but I keep wishing I had cashed in on the local dip.
>>6214883595
The market passed on?
>>62148856Bears are so desperate they would celebrate a day that still ends in green...
NOK though
It's all rigged, kek.
>>62148815
How fucking boring and unoriginal of the marketIf I see one more V shape recovery i'm gonna lose my mind, swear this entire market propped up on algo's and AI buying in on twitter literal-who AI slop news accounts
It’s just conditioning me to stay long no matter what. So when and if it does come I won’t sell.
>>62148868>swear this entire market propped up on algo's and AI buying in on twitter literal-who AI slop news accountsin the short-term yeah but there might be subtler long term shit going on
>>62148859So $70/barrel in Jan 2027?
>>62148869Which is queer because why wouldn't they just rug the fucking thing in the first place if that's the intention?
the V is runnning out of steam
>>62148767You thinking of the boxer troop carrier? Tuesday sounds about right for that but it's not required for bombing anyway if he wants to soften them up over the weekend.
>>62148842It was a mostly white school by the beach. Pretty much looked like picrel
>>62148876it needs to go to 715 or i kmshe needs to make 3 more tweets
SPY dropping 10 points every time a car misfires in Iran and then returning to ATHs is extremely bullish
SPY just gonna hug VWAP tbdesu
Boughted SILJ
HOW CAN HE CRAB
>>62148661this fud again lmao traders are truly dumber than the average idiot
Its always funny coming here to see retards losing their money on retarded bets that make no sense
>>62148890godspeed anon
This market's actually based for wiping out optiontards
>>62148876
>>62148748War ends before may 1
>>62148893What did he mean by this
>>62148893
Bobobros, where can I find a local bobo anonymous self help group. Asking for a friend who can't handle the dump and insta pumps any longer.
>>62148895You think this is going to get resolved within a week?Why?
>>62148886Unfathomably based
>>62148762the big question is whether you can afford a 4/10 busty blonde gf
>>62148898>>62148898Liquidity sweeps on short term bets innit
>>62148893Im thankful that im too retarded for options. I either would've lost a shitload of money or gotten a gambler's high that never ended, THEN lose a shitton of money
>>62148902They have to go through too much bs to keep it going which will only happen if they're ready to checkm8 Iran otherwise trump will move onto the next meme the goals in the Iran war were accomplished day 1 everything since then is value add
>>62148908fr
>>62148916Why wouldn't it have gotten resolved 2 weeks ago but it will now?
what is a decent ytd% value for smg?
>>62148793Based
Congress has to rubber stamp the war after 60 days or some shit but I'm both not sure if even they're cucked enough to put their names on this shit or if Trump is going to bother to stop just because he "has to"
Yep. That's it. I am all cash and out of this casino, for now. Good luck!
>>62148923x2
it's done this 4 fucking times now, the gradual ramp up followed by a nigger happening followed by another ramp upi should've tried to trade around that instead of the infini-rally which has slowed down
>>62148871When oil drops it will go fast.
>>62148926Claude just told me this has never been enforced
it's almost time
>>62148922They have a 60 day timeframe since start of war to fuck around which they're opting to use. They will not go through the hassle of extending the timeframe unless something extremely valuable presents itself
>>62148932The long term curve isn't as volatile
There is a storm where I live :(. I'm suffering from gout. And I live alone. It really feels bad. Like we are at the end of something.
>>62148937They will post good numbers but will sadly dump
>Intel at new on literally nothing when it was about to go bankruptWhat are bros thinking? Why they pump this? Was it a short squeeze? Can ANY earnings keep it afloat or is it going to crash?
>>62148886entered a position, oil/dollar pressure might force it down a bit towards the $26-$27 range short term, but the upside on the yearly seems decent.
what happened?why did everything tank an hour ago? and why are we back?
>>62148944They have competitive CPUs for corporate laptops again, plus an AI ready GPU, they'll survive
>>62148944Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Simple as
>>62148882It's not based. It's annoying how much every single expiration and every single earnings gamma exposure pushes/pulls/pins price around. You can just be trying to buy long stock and suddenly your TA is in the weeds checking option flow models in addition to everything else you have to eyeball.
>>62148940goutanon is down bad lol
>>62148893extremely based
>>62148951Iranians are howling with laughter after dumping the market by over a percent firing off AA guns for shits and giggles
>>62148951fakeout "war is starting" followed by a mini trump TACO
>>62148952>AI ready GPUxd
>>62148940at least you are not -30% down this year from your networth like i aminstead of making money i just lose :(
>>62148969me too
>>62148969what do you invest in?so nobody here repeats your mistakes
>>62148940I think I just figured out nuts are trying to make my heart explode. I thought it was this retarded market but I guess not
>buy low>sell high>buy more when it drops>repeatI see a lot of people do this with stocks that consistently go up and down. Are they not worried about getting fucked by taxes? Personally I just buy and hold.
>>62148972>>62148972>>62148972
>>62148960Israel is a curse upon the United States and the world. Long oil, short tech.
>>62148969if you worked hard for the money you have you wouldn't be in this position.
>>62148939It rose 50% in 2 months, it can drop the same. It just a matter of when. If the current price holds up for another 6 months, there will be much greater impact on the market than just oil. Once oil fears are assuaged and supply lines reestablished, there will be a big dip trying to sell.
>>62148941Good for me short-term because I wanna buy more and I'm sitting on a pile of cash. Not sure if I should do it monday or friday.
>>62148977Making money is more valuable than the taxes being paid it's not even a consideration tho I will say it's bs you have to carry all the risk of stocks and pay the same taxes. Stocks should be taxed at a MUCH lower rate
>>62148962>>62148969>>62148976My money is okay. But the gout is not. I'm paying the price of the lifestyle I led for 10 years.
>>62148519not even true + by this logic liking asses is gay
>>62148973paper silver goldmstr since the athrealised loss from xyz and smci
>>62148938Okay, so say we hit 60 days, which is May 1st and Trump doesn't get his war extension but he does do his 30 day withdrawal extension. The US pulls its assets back.Now the normal Strait of Hormuz lanes are mined with about 2 dozen mines which will take about 6 months to clear up once the war ends according to the Pentagon. And the traffic through the alternate Iranian lanes will be tolled and traffic will be limited.Tankers need to come back in and clear out the stored oil before production restarts can take place and it takes about 2-3 months for them to arrive from the US or Asia.So realistically under ideal conditions SOH traffic and oil production does not return to pre-war norms until the beginning of November.
POWER HOUR PLEASESTOP THE INSANITYSTOP THE CRABBINGPUMP THE STOCKSWE NEED RECOVERYJEROME
Guyssss???? Where's the V?
AMD will be the first company to hit 10 Trillion Mcap which is why you should buy it while it's cheap
>>62148999You will quickly realize that the market is retarded and when america stops paying attention to Iran the market will too
>>62148990they're not even taxed if you don't cash outyou can hold a multi billion dollar portfolio, and as long as you don't sell, you won't pay taxes
>>62148990I'm a poorfag so I'm worried I'd make too much and get pushed into a higher bracket.
>>62149001he isn't coming
>>62149017if you're a poorfag you can avoid capital gains taxes as long as yuou stay under $80k in taxable events like sells
So, from what I understand, Iran has all these politicians, many of them very westernized, and they're all cool and suave, but then you have the guys that are like those from the movie DUNE and want to try to do something crazy. Is that it? Like I've heard they even have female ninjas. And now, the DUNE guys have taken over everything. Is this the basic gestalt? This is why the markets are shitting bricks?
>>62149001its over fren
>>62148999CheckedIt's going to be a long, hot summer.
>>62149012I agree with the long term strategy I'm not arguing against it but you can make more money taking profit and buying dips at least in obvious situations not day trading aka gambling all the time
>>62148983For your bet to pay off the market needs to go into contango when there's shortages and SPR refills that need to happen.
Iran deploys more mines
it's funny seeing people complain about capital gains taxes in americaif you do it right, you pay much less in taxes than someone on a median wage lolit's easy to make $120k a year in capital gains, and effectively pay almost nothing in taxes
>>62149054And how the fuck would you even need more than 120k in capital gains? Everything you sell should come out to service debt, and you don't pay shit in taxes. You can write off a lot.
>>62149037No because the current prices are causing futures prices to rise with uncertainty. When certainty is restored that risk will be removed from the price. So the current price might be 90 and then drop to 80 while the future prices will drop from 75 to 70. If someone is holding $75 futures and they just saw the price of oil drop 20%, they will want to sell ASAP or they will be holding expensive oil that they must sell at a loss. Futures prices are not just fixed points. Especially for commodities with known supply and demand amounts. Futures will also drop as people remove the risk and re-establish the true price. The current price is a fake price.Anyways, you don't have to believe me, but thats why I bought puts.
>>62149005i bought some amd calls anon. unfortunately amd will crab forever
>>62148978where thread
>>62149005it can 10X and be worth less than NVDA today
My mommy asked me how my port was doing and I told her the number but now the number is lower. Please go up I didn't want to lie to her.
wtf is up with this marketcan we just pump pls>>62149083it an hero
Cute latinas are business and finance related, don't see what the problem is
>>62149017Is the amount you would lose in a dip greater or less than the amount you would pay in taxes on the profits if you sold?
>>62149088why>wtf is up with this market>can we just pump plsno i bought calls you see...
was up 100% on the dump and this stupid V ruined everything
>>62149078Your option is not on WTI, it's on USOUSO benefits from backwardation yield roll where it sells current month futures and buys futures 2 months out and watches them appreciate towards the spot market, which is tight and will not loosen for many months because there's constrained supply and inventory drawdowns. While there is constrained supply the market will stay in backwardation and USO gains the spread between front month and third month futures each month, allowing the assets of the fund to outperform front month WTI futures.
lol why did it got nuked
>>62149101Have you considered taking profits when you're up bigly?
So.....I haven't marketed all dayTHE FUCK HAPPENED TO BE 2 PNTS AWAY FROM 27K AND DROP LIKE A DEAD LEAD MOOSE TO 26600?!
>>62149109Biological female.
>>62149115a mouse sneezed in tehran
>mfw every day is n-word day for me since at least 2024>mfw I wouldn't have to work at all if I just gambled in september 2024>mfw I still wouldn't have to work if I just gambled on sndk or micron 4 months ago>even hodling would be fine, if not swing trading
ChatGPT 5.5 is out
>>62149106So you're just saying that its not enough time to reach that price? Also, it doesn't need to actually go to that price, I can sell on any drop. Who knows what can happen in 8 months. My bet is just that it will go down at some point between then and now.
>>62149122Janny'd
>this retarded general bought the exit pump and then sounded all cocky about it and how fundamentals don't matter
>>62149120every MAG7 tells you they are going to spend billions on chips every year. do with that information what you want.
>>62149129>>62149128
How tf is VIX at 19, should be in the 30s
>>62149125That is not enough time to reach that price, the SPR loaned out its barrels for this SPR release and the contracts say they have to be paid back by December of this year with 1.2 x as many barrels as they loaned out. That means the 400m barrel short term release demand shifted to 480m barrels a month before your option expires.
>>62148793>be advised that I am possibly the least pressured person ever to be in this positionlol lmao
.. they're seriously going to let it close below 710?
>>62149134selling products for a profit is using basic fundamentalsthey literally told you their plans
>>62149144>>62149144>>62149144
>>62149138Sure, but Im not planning to hold to expiry.What is your play then? Do you think oil is going to stay high? Or you have a different strategy for profiting off an oil drop? If you thought oil will drop 20-40% within a year, whats the play?
>>62149110i have. but it didnt go up bigly enough. and then it was gone.i have a screenshot thou.
>>62149143You're posting an old chart from 2024 before they canceled a whole bunch of data centers kek
>>62149157this is what I mean 2024 was the inflection point and now no one knows if it's gonna crash or kepe going.
>>62149157it is an old chart. 2026 isnt even shown there. spoiler the capex went up.
>>62149171its 2026 bro. you know how 2025 went.
>>62149151If I were you would sell it when the war is over because I think it will probably overcorrect down and crawl back up
>>62149185I mean, thats my plan :)
I am so tired of being myself. 6 wasted months. Buying anything and then selling on february 28th would have been better than nothing. I am ruining my own life.
>>62148842Based knower
>>62148842What are proper white girl sandals kek
