retardiran edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62149144
>bought VIX calls>bought TSLA putsgoodnight
CPUs
Let's have a nice clean thread smiggers.How retarded am I to go bigly into the following reddit stocks before earnings next week?>SOFI>RDDT>HOOD
Maybe I will split my MUU in half into AMD...maybe...
> futures
>>62149828i like HOOD. it has good user growth.
short oil
>>62149824I finally got out of TSLA for good when they were at 350 after I collared at around 400. Absolute shit stock that has performed well below the other mag7 and below the sp500 and nasdaq.Holding it for tax purposes was retarded I want my time back.
>Intel losing a bit less money than before>up 20% Why do American stocks live life on easy mode? If Intel was a company from literally any other country, it would be trading down in the single digits, but because it's American, the market pumps it up into the heavens. It's just so fucking stupid.
>>62149828>>SOFI>>RDDT>>HOODdont know about the rest, but hood basically trades like bitcoinand bitcoin will likely bottom some time in october if the 4 year cycle is still intact (and it looks like it is)so buy hood in october ishor better yet, just buy bitcoin honestly.and I think bitcoin is about to correct out of the current bear rally and crash again. so there's that.
>HARDWAREgods
Just go laid off. Now wtf do I do
henlo mister jeromei would like a snackbut it is almost dindin timeso i will not have a snackin exchange i askplease lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
>>62149850The INTC bullcase is the Feds invested in them.Everyone knows too big to fail from now on. No longer speculation.
>>62149850>>Intel losing a bit less money than before>>up 20%>Why do American stocks live life on easy mode? If Intel was a company from literally any other country, it would be trading down in the single digits, but because it's American, the market pumps it up into the heavens. It's just so fucking stupid.america has a lot of advantages compared to other countriesthough I agree intel is pumping irrationally right now. no earnings, and its forward pe is now 120 or whatever. it has gotten way over hyped.
>>62149857All in GRRR and you'll be richer than your bossWhy, you'll be a gorillionaire, go bananas!
>>62149860>The INTC bullcase is the Feds invested in them.Since when is government intervention bullish? If anything, this should spook people.
i honestly don't know why i've been gambling with SPY options like a dumbfucki guess i liked the liquidity of the options market & the dopamine of 1dte optionshalf of my money is still in chip stocks which are doing good, i should've just bought options for those
datacenter and AI rev +20%. CPU demand is here.
>>62149828I don't know anything about SOFI but I suspect you're going to get fucked pretty hard on RDDT and HOOD. Please make a follow-up post later.
In hindsight I feel kind of stupid for not buying Intel when it was less than 20 dollars considering it had the backing of the United States government to make sure it never actually failed
>>62149831I know I'm tilting at windmills, but please stop using leveraged investments. Just buy a little stock and sit on it. When your gains goes up above whatever you have your trailing stop loss is set for, buy a little more. You are trying to write nice clean tight code for your financial life, and that means as close to zero defects as possible.
>>62149869SPX options are a superior way to lose money if you’re not doing the wheel or something
>>62149871Pls no.I already got fucked by NOW last night, my tight gorgeous asshole can't take anymore UWU
>>62149860This but also consider Visa, MC, CP Rail, that kinda stuff
>>62149882It can
>>62149872Taught me that I should never listen to this place and redditniggers. At least I started getting in when it was in the 30s.
Reminder 2026 is a Benner Cycle sell yearReminder midterm seasonality suggests a selloff from May through Sept
>>62149879*hugs you* It's okay anon. Things will work out or they can close on me busting
>INTC at all time highs over not being in the absolute gutter for one quarterPeople be crazy yo
>>62149888I was screaming here Intel was a buy DOE
>>62149872I am a fundamentals-only guy, and I cannot see the merit in a stock with a PE ratio in the three digits. Sorry. That just seems insane to me. If you can make money off it, then that is you doing you and kicking ass. But there are many who have excellent reasons for not trying to follow your lead.
>>62149882made 4% on NOW in one day recently hah
>>62149857You getting a redundancy package?
>>62149903You think it's gonna doomp a bit after opening tomorrow or hold? I want to buy more but I'm not sure if I should wait. I think the stock's gonna be at least double by next year but I wasn't expecting it to pump so soon.
>>62149910My guess is post earnings drift. Maybe not as strong as TXN but I bet it drifts upwards tomorrow.
>>62149870you know as well as i do you're going to hold it the whole way back down like everything else.
CHECK AMD COMPUTER
>>62149924I KNOW I KNOW DON'T TELL ME
Silver and mining accessories
>complain about taxes and the crappy state of all jobs>>some absolute negroid replies to me and says he has a master's in semiengineering and works as a project manager remotely for 3 different companies each paying 120k a year for 360k total.Can you faggots just stop. I'm tired of trying to have a conversation and then some fag claims he's making 900k a year. If you're making so much, why are you still here? No one ever answers this. People claim to be making half a million flipping houses or some shit and then can't explain why they aren't retired or living any kind of al ife outside this website. If you were really making so much, your portfolio would be in the millions, not the "900k with 300k invested" types I see posted here. Obnoxious lying.
>>62149906Fuck no :(
what do you call this technical pattern?
>>62149820He died before that
>>62149930What a strapping young lad
>>62149881the wheel?
>>62149931the president does it, why shouldn't they?
>>62149937up
>>62149921i dont own any intel. i do own AMD who also sell datacenter CPUs.
Remember if you feel bad about your investments that there are those who did not buy (NOW) today. So at least you’re not them!
>>62149943Have cash > sell puts > puts get exercised > have shares > sell calls > calls get exercised > repeatSPX is an index so there are no shares
>>62149944My Wages are bigger than Yours, bigly!
>>62149937"it just goes up"
>>62149931Keep us posted on your struggles!
>>62149948>>62149946>yfw if you bought AMDL a week ago you'd be up 50% already
>>62149937hostage market
>>62149949oh fuckty...
>>62149946babe you need to stop while you're ahead
>>62149952t. the larper in question
you people don't understand intel. it was having bad quarters because it has so many foundries that were idling and costing them money. you can blah blah blah about it's products but if you zoom out, they have 10% of worldwide semiconductor capacity and that share is growing, it's concentrated towards the leading edge, and now they have bleeding edge foundries, 2 generations of them. they are a peer of taiwan semi and trade at a fraction of valuation on a price to book basis. earnings can inflect massively, they can also crater again buyer beware, but sminiconfluxer demand is now over $1 trillion/year, growing double digit. that's going to shift between gpu/cpu/memory based on market factors, but the drought is over for intel, and the factors that led to it have changed.
>>62149958Im serious /smg/ wants to know about your personal problems!
>>62149937This is the classic "fool them into fomo" pattern deployed when the people who own the world need exit liquidity.
>>62149956If you have 20k wheeling NVDA is a money printer
Is the anon who posted this gonna put one up next week too? I missed the pump and dump with Tesla and the Intel bump today. There's gotta be some good ones next week I can try out. I don't see anything interesting Friday.
>>62149937the money printer
>>62149953Now you ruined my sense of superiority. Why would you do that? Day ruined
>>62149948>if i don't sell the valleys, the lakes, the burbling streams and all the birds and fish and creeping things found within for three handfuls of shinny beads, someone else will...
>>62149970I am bored and live vicariously through others and this is true
should we be buying Spirit stock or no?
>>62149937Time to sell
>>62149987can this man go one whole month without running some new insider trading market pump and dump scam?not complaining, mostly just jealous
>>62149995the government blocked the Spirit and JetBlue merger 2 years ago maybe? its been a mess for a while.
>>62149979yes i make one every week, but I need to wait for EW to post next week's first
>>62149987>>62149995interesting stuff!
>>62149931Life doesnt actually get better when you get older. You mostly keep the same habits as when you were a teen.But yeah they are lying
>>62150005Thanks anon
>>62150010My life got better but i got lucky with my job. I’m still a loser but at least im on target for early retirement.
>>62150008yeah that was actually a big deal herethe merger was supposed to be like $30 per share and the government said nothe decision was retarded because jet blue was inevitably heading towards bankruptcy anyway and I am pretty sure that was their whole court argument
So I just looked at Intels previous earningsNothing changed, its still basically the same?So why is it up 80% in the past few weeks?
>>62150027sorry, I mean spirit was headed towards bankruptcy, not jet blue
>>62150027dang. good info. thanks.
>>62150031i knew what you meant. also jetblue is not looking great either right now.
Anyone else buying the dip on Microsoft.
>LINT pegged to 99.99
>>62150055AAAAAAAAAA
>>62150055chancla'd
>>62150055o algo
Gemini says you guys are bullish on BE, NXDR, and TECK, is this true?
>>62150071*tech
>>62150071grok told me you take it up the ass
when amd hit 330 I audibly moaned
>>62150075>I’ve been found out
>>62149931once you’re hear you can never leave
The music only stops after SpaceX, OpenAI, Anthropic and Databricks complete their IPOs and offloads to retail. We still have a few months.
>>62150079i feel like 500-600 will be sooner than people expect. GPU and CPU demand look good.
>>62150030wdym. in Q4 2025 they haven't moved any Series 3 chips, now they have and its better than they predicted. Price / Sales now has to reflect those earnings. And I haven't even talked about the CPU data-center demand that AMD is experiencing as well.
I'm up bigly after hours.
I keep getting so fucking close to getting rich but fail too win. Reeeeeeeeeee! Why, why, why!!?!?!?!?! So many times this opportunity of freedom has passed me by and I've just barely grazed it with the tips of my fingers, and even a few times being in a position where I latched on only to let go too early or to still be a bit too new to the market to even understand the boon I had won. I JUST WANT FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
>MRVL banging on 17Never knew INTCels would be so cool
>>62150087>The music only stops after SpaceX, OpenAI, Anthropic and Databricks complete their IPOs and offloads to retail. We still have a few months.good readthe IPO surge is a top signal. and the biggest ipos ever haven't happened yet. so the top is not yet inor, alternatively, if the top is in already and the stock market starts to crash, those IPOs just won't happen. the companies will wait until the next top of the cycle
>>62150088Can’t argue with your digits but, 600 is a trillion dollar market cap
>>62149857>Just go laid off. Now wtf do I doHave you tried utilising ai to find employment?
>>62149937mostly up, but also somewhat to the right.
>>62150092take a bit less risk, and maybe more importantly diversify a bit, which a free lunch as far as risk-return ratios go.you'll get there champ. make a bunch of bets, and most of them will pay off. you will make money
>>62149860Feds also invested in MP Materials and it has been in the shitter ever since
>>62150091I’m not. Thought NOW would rebound in after market but guess I’m the real chump after all just like my dad says
AMD is an absolute steal at 33 dollars
>>62150088>in datacenters
any time I feel bad about my investing decisions, I just look at a chart of IGV and then I feel betterthere's fear of missing out, then also Gratitude of Not Losing.Thank you. there are many losses I could have made, but didn't. And I learned lessons from the dumb things I did before and will not do again.
>>62149984Just sold my AMDU, up 17% after hours. I didn't buy enough to make it anyway.
>>62150109>>62150108good pointif cpus are the reason intel is coming back, then amd should be even betterconsidering amd CPUs are kicking intel's ass
>>62150087Databricks already has exposure through RVI, they don't need their own IPO yet.
>>62150109thats what matters
I’m still blown away that graphing calculators and INTCels have completely re energized the chip boom. We are in uncharted waters now.
>>62150079I just groaned reading this. I sold my AMD at the end of march. I was trying not to look.Thanks I guess.
Time to short Avis?
>>62150121>"And it all started with this little company you've never heard of before called TI"Absolute soul and the kick in the pants this market needed
>>62150096It's just like the big IPOs of the dotcom era. After September we've got maybe one or two good months left.
Okay okay, NEXT day MU is green and AMD is red I'll split my stack
>>62150123Yeah it worked so well for those that had that idea
>>62150117Consumer computer hardware is such a crap-shoot for everyone this year, no one can afford this stuff on a whim. Ironically, AMD and Intel has switched places on the consumer end with the series 3 and ryzen but that changes nothing because neither is making money on consumers.
>>62150118They're gonna cash out, just watch.
>>62150131After a scam like that pops its tends to bleed for a while even after most of the movement has retraced
When the top is in, will you go all in on SOXS?
went to trade in some stuff to GME today because they’re doing cash-same-as-credit, they took two N64 controllers that they rejected for loose sticks last time (all I did was open them up and wrap a thin piece of electrical tape around the joystick to add resistance)also traded in a couple of amiibos I thrifted for 99 cents that I was expecting to get $10 for the pair, but he rang them in as the yarn Yoshi and Detective Pikachu instead of the Smash versions so I got $50 cash for themthis was a long time store manager too, so maybe he just dgaf anymore anyway what should I do in the markets with my $82 come up from GME?
>>62150141Nah I'll just sit on my cash for a month lol
>>62150141Nah I prefer to lose money on options instead of leveraged ETFs
>>62149995>>62150002Buy LUV
Man, hedgies and instits really are milking every single cent they can before the reckoning.
QRD on PLTR please...
>>62150148what do you mean, friend? this is the golden bull run. buy now or miss out forever :^)
>>62150148Most smart boomers are sitting heavy in cash because they’re old. They are offloading to the young generations for yet another kick in the nuts
>>62150151it doesn't existgrok will gladly do what they're doing for free if asked
>predicted Intel>predicted AMD>couldnt participate on account of no cash[screams internally]
>>62150155A lot of boomers have to keep a leg in the market because they can’t survive just on the cash value of their retirement.
>>62150087The bubble didn’t pop after a yuge failed IPO, it popped because MicroStrategy and Saylor were exposed as shit companies
>>62150160Make another prediction, future boy. Let's see it.
>>62150160when’s the next market dip
guess no one is concerned with the fact there is a LITERAL WAR GOING ON right now and the line doesn't care , doesn't care 30% of a lot of important stuff is off limits
>>62150161Make your time
>>62150173Shhh shh shhh
>>62149850It's really something else. Take Nintendo for example. Pretty sure it should still be in the archives, I was complaining in 2018 when the Switch was selling like hotcakes that its PE was like, 11 or something ridiculous. It was literally printing money, had a incredible cash treasure cushion, absolutely zero debt, high margins, and yet it didn't do shit while you had electronic arts or whatever shit at 70 PE.Fucking incomprehensible. If it was listed on the memedaq, its value would have been 4x.Thankfully it retraced in the following years, but it took fucking covid for that. As if it changed anything (it didn't). But somehow the stupid vibe was that this event changed everything regarding the stock. American markets are completely fucktarded.
>>62150173The war is already priced in until it isn’t. Stocks continue to rise instead of going down. When stocks go down and stop rising it will be an issue.
>>62150173>he found out>dump it, sell everything
>>62150160dont worry, when you do have cash you will get inversed :)
>>62149857Be happy that it pumped someone's stock
A toast to MRVL's mcap overtaking QCOM
>>62150189Cheers
>>62150170Not for many months and unrelated to the war stuff.>>62150168NVDA new ATH within 2 weeks, buoyed by everyone else also doing aths
>>62150189feelsgood
>>62150125>>62150087I'd normally agree, but the world unironically won't last until then if she remains closed.Unless both SpaceX and OPPAI happen in June but it doesn't look that way. Also if they somehow speed it up, you'll know it's coming.
Psychotic depression sucks desus.
>>62150180Nintendo had a monopoly on the gaming market in the 80s and 90s, it was insane. What they are now is a stagnating company with a bunch of cash in reserve and getting destroyed like in the WiiU daysif they decided tomorrow to shit out pay to win zelda mobile games they would probably save themselves but they're way too conservative with their IP
>Stock markets are too high and set to fall, says Bank of England deputyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c75kp1y43lgo
>>62150217who?
>>62150101;_; but I want to be rich now. I'm a neet for now and would prefer to just get wealthy enough to stay a neet. Most of my best boons were years ago. If only I got such a huge win today, the likelihood of me losing said wealth gain would be low.>>62150108Explain this, how do I know it's not just overvalued.
>>62150217English are literally the definition of panicans
>>62150209>but they're way too conservative with their IPGood, that's exactly what will make them still be alive in 100 years.Also I wasn't talking about the now, as its value is now way up and it was completely overpriced as of a few months ago (for which I also made an alert), but I was talking about the situation in 2018.Nothing you said is relevant to my first post regarding valuation standards between different economic zones.
Guess who has the patent for the most advanced, strongest, silent and efficient actuators? Ticker starts with Hhttps://x.com/i/status/2047277637849202908
The only reason EU markets aren't tanking is 90% of people living in EU have psyoped themselves into thinking they're living in US for some reason. They see US doing well they think they're doing well
>>62150142actually revising that down since I spent about $28 taking my lady to el pollo locowhat trades should I make I can do after hours because I’m a big baller like baggie
>>62150228which is extremely funny because the only reason anyone would think the us is doing well is the stock market doing well
>Generational opportunitynew buzzword?
I got a McDonald's value meal (cheeseburger with large fries) on my bike ride homeDo with this information as you will
I had 20 years to make it but I didn't.I decided to kms eoy if I can't make itthis year.-10% since Jan.It's not going well.
>>62150096What if they IPO at the bottom of the market?
>>62150228Basically nobody in the EU buys stocks. Period. Look at the shareholder composition in EU companies, if not partly state-owned, then the majority is America.Therefore your post makes sense. But the other way.
>futures
>>62150241you've got time
>>62150241:(
>>62150202>OPPAI
>>62150247>>62150248I have nothing to live for anymore.Makes it hard to stay motivated or plan long term.Sorry anons for blogposting.
>>62150241> -10% since Jan.How
>>62150217It's weird for an official to say it out loud
>>62150258Wrong timing or all cash gang.I'm not in a good headspace, lol. Maybe I am dumb as rocks.
>Every time I try to talk to a bull about why they're bullish
Short oil
GPT 5.5 can generate 3D games in one shot.x.com/npaka123/status/2047435102683279792Who the fuck is bearish about AI and AI suppliers?
>>62150266the market is forward looking to the post-asteroid future
>>62150273it's a bubble
>>62150243>What if they IPO at the bottom of the market?they probably won't, if the stock market has gone down a lotthat's the ideacompanies do an IPO when stocks are "overvalued".
>>62150277what the fuck isn't
>>62150273the luddites here dont get it
>>62150273Why aren’t there literally ground breaking steam games or better tiktok by now? Why do apps still seem the same as 5 years ago and still generally suck?
>>62150281Men
>>62150286Go on…
>>62150273I don't even have enough time to play carefully crafted games with lot of soul put into it, and you expect me to have time to play AI slop?Unironically why I stopped fiddling around with my ComfyUI porn prompting shit. Why bother with that shit when there's an abundance of real porn in the first place.
>>62150273>GPT 5.5 can generate 3D games in one shot.Okay but are those games something you actually want to play?
>>62150273>GPT 5.5 can generate 3D games in one shot.>x.com/npaka123/status/2047435102683279792>Who the fuck is bearish about AI and AI suppliers?oh cool, so ai can make video games like the 80s nowvery niceI am interested to know when they can start making games like the 90smario 64, zelda oot, final fantasy whatever, pokemon even just red and blue would be interestingbut 3d games like that.then we are really cooking with gas. that will revolutionize the gaming industryand btw, people should short video game stocks for that reason. just like "ai kills software" destroyed IGV
How do we profit off of the 2035 pandemic?https://x.com/i/status/2047386736175587379
>>62150295just harvest me for meat already
>>62150295>event in the futureit's priced in
>>62150288We aren't worth shit anymore except as war fodder.
>>62149910>doubleThat would put them at 700B mcap which is insane but who knows in this clown market. That's well above visa, jj, fucking exxon which the orange mong is trying his damn hardest to pump and even amd which actually makes a product that mogs intel and even makes gpus too.
>>62150295Thankfully I should be dead by then.
>>62150301>We aren't worth shit anymore except as war fodder.the good thing about being totally underestimated is that you can do whatever you wantI don't have quarterly earnings reports, or a statement of intent investment charter tying my hands to a specific investment styleI can change my portfolio to do whatever the hell I want to have the best returns
>250 muttgroids are about to secure generational wealth on ESPN because they chase an egg really well>spent my last monies on VZ stock now I cant afford foodFuck kikesFuck capitalismFuck kike capitalism
>>62150250xd>>62150254i feel you anonit might be retarded to try and do cerebral things when you're impulsive or thinking more about short term survivalit's hard to break out of that loop when you don't have material security but u should tryjust remember there are plenty of drastic ways to change yr life besides suicide/drugs, it would be stupid not to exhaust all of those first
>>62150273>twitter.com/who/status/..don't care
>generational wealth>generational opportunitynew fucking psyop, eh
>>62150289>Why bother with that shit when there's an abundance of real porn in the first place.This is possibly the most bearish statement I've read about AI for non-business useNot that non-business use was gonna make money anyways lolThe future is the top 5% of the biggest company having access to the big model at $500k+/yr and the rest being 1/100th as productive and fighting at scraps to get in the Big Boy Seats.
>>62150311>plenty of drastic ways to change yr lifeCan you tell me some of them?
>>62149820I've been checked out due to work. What's going on? What's the prognosis?
>>62150310Why would you buy a utility company anon
>>62150311>it might be retarded to try and do cerebral things when you're impulsive or thinking more about short term survival>it's hard to break out of that loop when you don't have material security but u should tryThank you.
>>62150317Blast test and do squats overhead press and deadlifts. Get a doggo. Worked for me.
>>62150317move to a country where you don't speak the language & try to lastjoin the militaryjoin a fishing boat crewtry that WWOOF programresort to crimethey'll probably sound retarded or easy to dismiss, but those are things almost anyone can dothe best things might depend on the course of your own life & how it went & the situation yo're in now & possibly your local areayou gotta be opportunistic, which again is hard when you're in that state
>>62150318Nobody knows. Stay tuned.
>>62150141noEven if there are objectively better times to buy and worse times to buy, SOXS is shit and SLETFs are shit in general. Just wait for market to reach support or crash, accumulate cash, eventually win will be your.
>>62150226Tesla still pedaling their floptimus for some reason
>>62150160>didn't predict intel or amd>account full of cashAHHHHHHHHHH
>>62150333Checked and keked. I sold NVDA in 2023 cause I was like sick a 2x. It’s worth 20k!! Would have been 200k today
>>62150320np
>>62150226hgraf
>>62150226they don't have a ticker, they're private
>>62150273>Chat gpt make me a video game>okay, here is double dungeons with a madou monogatari moe kun kun aestheticcool, but I wanted banjo kazooi 3
>>62150343>Sorry, your subscription doesn't allow for this, and as an AI, I am legally bound and thus can't give you copyrighted materials
>Futures up on Israel-Lebanon ceasefire>This was announced during trading hours by Trump already>Lebanon isn't even at war with Israel but rather Hezbollah who isn't negotiating or seeking to negotiate with Israel and are still at war with each otherMarket are DESPERATE to turn anything into good news
>>62150343If you don’t ask in Jap it won’t give you a kawaii ugguu bug eye game.
>>62150357i mean INTC & TXN earnings reactions seems like a good reason to rally. i agree it's ridiculous though given we have completely priced in the pool opening ceremony even though we're clearly going back to war this weekend or next
>>62150366>tfw you need to learn nip so you can prompt ai
INTcel bros we fucking won
>>62150376congrats to intel holders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV822%
>>62150380laughed pretty hard at that one
>>62150380>port goes from $600 to $100600% losses...
>>62150380Based number disrespecter
>>62150380>Open Source Intelthis is some great intel
>please come back! i can learn what company earnings are!
>>62150371we're not going to war babe. and what's 2700 x 16 by the way? i don't do big arithmetic, that's something i want you to do for me big girl.
The best part about options is knowing your calls are gonna moon on open. But you don’t get to see it until 9:30
>>62150400this is weird even for you
jerome we need cutswe need them six months agoor we are definitely ngmi
>>62150400that's why we just boosted military spending 50% right, moron? starting in OCTOBER? (that's six months away, babe)
>>62150405It's been getting a bit noncey all day.
>>62150408good start. i want you on top of all the big numbers for me. well done.
>>62150380600D chess
David Soxl's computer corporation is now trading at $120/share.
>>62150413I for one am glad Americans can now get two paracetamol for only $100.
>>62150419>$60 SOXL was a 2xIt’s a mumu world ain’t it
>>62150419
>>62150305>makes a product that mogs intellollmao even>makes gpus evenSo does intel but nvidia mogs them both in that department so who gives a shit.
>>62150411god made the love of my life child sized bratty and mentally ill. that wasn't a choice i made.
Crab Friday?
>>62149931I make 10k a week chud maybe increase your valuei'm still here because i can only do it for 8 weeks a year but ignore that part
>>62150402this but mine are already dead
>>62150444digits checked>>62149931>If you're making so much, why are you still here?internet forum, posting for fun :D/biz/ is for everyone
>>62150444Semi's going up off of intel no matter what. Overnight SOXL holders keep winning.
>>62150408boosting military spending is bullish because the money will go to factories and shit to produce shit.
>>62150453Me on the right picking up my to go order
>>62150446Are you a fucking mall Santa or something?
>>62150457Yes
Intel bros I love you and want to give you a big smooch >t. AlphaMaleDespot
>>62150444Fuck off seen
>enriched uranium and made nukes without getting heat from other countries>doesnt send people to border grinder wars like putin>liked by country unlike trump>balanced technology between amish 19th century and internet/AI, in comfy 1960s aestheticYou guys are investing in best korea when they win the 21st century? You know you can acquire ticker XMR on any laptop when best korea becomes the global superpower and kim becomes mandate of heaven leader and leads the world towards tao cyberpunk gnostic jesus neo atlantis. Then we will be free of the vatican israel muhammad capitalism complex.
>>62150466nice image, saved
The real world is tough to deal in desus. What’s the secret?
>>62150470is that the norks gameplan?seems like i have plenty of time left remind me after WW3
>>62150473get a beautiful wife like this to help you with the domestic tasks
Brent over $107. Markets seem to think this is good.
Check the oil price.
>>62150473the secret is to space out the letters t b h
>>62150471needed to be cropped
>>62150482i think letting word filter hit is optimal approach
>>62150486thank you
>>62150470>doesnt send people to border grinder wars like putinYou know he sent thousands of his people to die in Putin's border war?
jesus wtf soxl i thought you were taking a break this afternoon what the fuck did i miss
>>62150500Davids not your typical ceo he works hard by his teams side for hours on end
holy crap claude mythos just killed my dog
>>62150508>holy crap claude mythos just killed my doga claude mythos just flew over my house>>62150478>Brent over $107. Markets seem to think this is good.>>62150479>Check the oil price.now imagine what happens when the price of oil actually goes downspy goes up up upDoes it make sense?Does it need to?Just accept it
>>62150478Crude over 80 is making American crude viable.
>>62150520Just need to build some ports. Maybe $90 is better?
All I know about oil is Scott Bussy is gonna short the shit out of it.
I should have looked at the chart and bought MRVL when it broke out last week.
>>62150527and that's a good thing
>>62149931learn to roll your eyes and move on unless they post portfolio dude. t. modest $130k a year
>>62150508mythos isn't real, just like nukes
>>62150500The Soxl company is expected to post great earnings this quarter
>>62150546Sure...You buy a bunch too!And then it crabs for a whole year before dumping.Fucking every stock ever.
>>62150479ok, now what?
>>62149937the easy 3x
izreel and lobanon another 3 week ceasefire extension...yay....? The fuck is even going on anymore
Why do bears get shit wrong about this company 98% of the time? I'm not even saying that Palantir is impeccable, but the dishonesty people have over it is extremely weird. Even if America stops going to war, it would be retarded for holders to revoke their investments because they're offering to help with so much other crucial shit.
>>62150568Lebanon isn't even fighting Israel. Israel and Hezbollah are still going at it.It's just theatre to appease the market gods until trump does something incredibly stupid.
>>62150568Nani?
>>62150574I agree, the CEO is a certified MENSA level genius as well
>>62150574Double bottom off 125?
>>62150595Maybe a inverse head and shoulders?
>>62149931A few weeks ago someone was called a faggot and they responded by posting their portfolio. I wonder which point they thought they were proving
kek
>>62150574because it's owned by a jew that also really likes using AI to kill people better. and you know how conspiracy theorists eat that stuff up
>>62150602Trump owns palantir?
>>62150602uhh that sounds incredibly bullish
>>62150579
>>62150574LITERALLY saved by that Trump tweet.Peak clown world.
>>62150574it's a CIA storefront getting massive amount of government deals. It'll act like a normal stock, but this company is never going away. Made me some good money along the way realizing that.
>>62150524The entire Gulf Coast is littered with ports and refineries for the oil we pump ourselves or import from Canada and more recently Venezuela. Ships are currently going through the Panama canal to get North American crude. Keeping the strait closed is good business for America.
>>62150601people need to accept that crypto is dead
>>62150619You are running at capacity with a huge fucking armada heading your way in need of emergency loading before the shit hits the fan. Your idiot in chief said he could handle it. I think otherwise.
ai is such a meme
>>62150574because it involves AI and dead third worlders so people get emotional about itsame reason bears here keep begging for spy to crash and it never does lmao
>>62150624>crypto is deadAgain?
>>62150632>>62150632>>62150632
>>62150631yes
>>62150639Time to buy then.
>>62150626The market is up which means the smart money disagrees with you and thinks I'm right.
>>62150626hopefully some of that fleet diverts to south america where all the medium and heavy sour crude that asia's plants crave is
>>62150477Damn. Need to get me a fishmaxxing girl
