>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.comhttps://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Alternate Investmentinghttps://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-legohttps://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htmhttps://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing>Misc:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.comhttps://bad-dragon.comPreviously on /smg/>>62152048
> nows
Ty Trump for the green spike
So long gay bobo
>i can change! i will learn what "earnings" are!
> BREAKING: Iran’s Foreign Minister Araghchi is to convey Iran's considerations in ending war - Tasnim>Trump sending Witkoff and Kushner to Pakistan for Iran talks - CNNHere's your reason for pumping
MUTTI MUTTI MUTTI BITTE BITTE BITTE SCHMIER MIR EINE SCHNITTE SCHMIER MIR EINE SCHNITTE MUTTI MUTTI MUTTI BITTE BITTE BITTE SCHMIER MIR EINE SCHNITTE UND TEIL SIE IN DER MITTE
>>62152604>Witkoff and KushneFFS
>>62152604Oh right, just like last Friday when it was totally happening for real
WHY DIDN'T I JUST HOLD
>>62152604Amazing how we can pump on the exact same """news""" every time.
>>62152604Every week is like a repeat of the last but the market still goes up
CRDO 193 baby
why do we get new ATH every other day?
>>62152619Predictability is good.
UUUUUOOOOHHHH
>>62152624BECAUSE I KEEP SELLING MY CALLS
>>62152625Lol, good point
HMMM, YES, TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO EAT $200 OF TIME DECAY
>Dr. Araghchi says the purpose of his tour is to "closely coordinate with Iran's partners on bilateral matters and consult on regional developments"...Peace talks seem to be off.
>>62152604>someone is to convey CONSIDERATIONS in ending warAll of these "about to happen" news are tiresome. Wake me up when something actually happens.
mrw i watch the people that fomoed into CAR 3 days ago (i wear a yellow jersey)
>>62152619That news is good! so hearing it 2,3 or even 4 times is great!
kek bobos*villainous laugh*
PG +3%
>>62152624People are bullish on Anthropic's Mythos.You have to understand that, while normies dislike the doomsaying about AI, investors love it.
Dammit, Robinhood, I clicked on the Mark price, not the ask price!
the only way I will be satisfied with closing a trade in the red for the day is if SOXL closes up exactly 14.88% up. Anything over ~11% and I get felted today FFFFFUUUUU-
>>62152611
>Google Plans To Invest Up To USD40 Bln In Anthropic – BBGLMAO retardgoogle wanted to get a pump like amazon, timed it wrong
>The arrest of a soldier charged with using classified information to place lucrative bets on Polymarket is a watershed moment for prediction markets, heralding a new era of stricter government enforcement of the wildly popular betting platforms.welp
>>62152652;-;
>>62152604Absolute nonsense just to push oil prices down so he can sabre rattle all weekend again.
>AMD mooningMan I wish I was richer, but I only have 60 shares in it and don't have any money to put more in :(
Why INTC is on a moon mission? WHY DID I SELL BELOW 40 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thank you Donald
really questioning my life choices about 'playing it safe' and diversification. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't make at least 80-90% of my portfolio tech.
>>62152661i have 0.12 shares pls donate sar
Being poor and underweight in semies suck, AI took my job, now I'll be forever part of underclass
>>62152661Get on my level. I sold my AMD march 23st. Woe is me.
>>62152657Ah yes, let's go after that one solider. But let's do nothing about the big fish.A tale as old as times.
>>62152665because you get swayed by the anti AI opinion of people making under 20k a year
good luck to the amdGODS. I bought 10 otm leaps at 28.10 back in January and cashed them out at 101.70.
>>62152670why would you do that they are dominating. intel is fake and gay and always has been.
>EWY up 3%THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=983bBbJx0Mk
>>62152680kino
Thick blonde female coworker ass on my face
>>62152671That's not illegal in commodities trading.
>>62152680hell yeah.
>>62152685I was repositioning my portfolio for war. I will be right on a slightly longer timeframe. Just missed a bit of euphoria is all.
Was the market THIS speculative and retarded under sleepy Joe and Hussein Obama?
Why did Donald Trump do this to bobo?
>>62152694the MAG7 basically 10x from 2010
Every time I think it's the top, it goes up even more.
cant believe i listened to you retards yesterday this is the last day i come here because i always make less money listening to /biz/
Oh no, Witkoff broke his ankle
>wake up>SOXL has a new ATH againEVERYDAY
>>62152696Ugly bitch
>>62152703Did he really?
I bought a spy call spread on open and made 30 bucks :)
>>62152696Bobo Breaking
>>62152694Biden was when the meme stocks took off but even that shit had more of a hold on reality than whatever the past 3 weeks have been
Advanced Money Doubler bros!
>>62152714Nice
>>62152701who'd you listen to?
>>62152665There's only 18% of SOXX left to report Q1 earnings, by weight. Most of the short term move has happened already, since most of the short term move was earnings doing well in this segment.
>>62152712what happened in the past 3 weeks?
how is DOW still under 50k?is anything other than semis pure shit?
>>62152712>more of a hold on reality than whatever the past 3 weeks have beenwrong
>>62152676i was actually always an AI believer who would talk shit to bobos constantly citing """tulip mania"""". I think I've just had my capital spread too thin. Boggle heads and PM schizos got to me.
>>62152724yes
MRAMGODS we are winning BIGLY
>>62152728>Boggle headsVT was invented so you could barely do above CPI inflation
Well boys I sold all my TLT for a loss avg of $90I fucking hate this Orange nigger and I fucking hate nigger bonds. It now rally way past $100 now btw
>>62152724It has no midrange
>>62152721so you're saying there should be a cool down coming?
>>62152737>bondsirrelevant for the last 50 years. don't touch that shit.
>tqqq +5%>soxl +13%Holy kek 25% inflation anon was right. I wonder when Chang will start really dumping treasuries to punish.On an unrelated note I hate Norman’s so much it’s unreal.I get my Sammy for lunch and explicitly pull to the furthest corner of the parking lot so I can eat in peace, and some fucking Normancattle has to pull up and sit right next to me or the spot 1 over because his retarded bovine brain tells him that if someone is parking there he probably should too.
BOBO out of my way
I can't DCA because I lost my job, now I'm forced to be poor 4ever
>>62152588holy shit amd at 350
>>62152748gotta paste your car up in schizo slogans to scare the normies off, it's your own fault for appearing to be one of the herd
>>62152734I should buy more
>go for my morning run>come back>stocks pump even higherwtf
>>62152746I personally wouldn't play semis right now unless you're doing it really really short term, betting on some continued momentum. Otherwise I would wait for a short term correction to buy in. Doing it short term end of day for the options to all expire isn't a terrible idea if you're going to do it. The options are kind of fucking with the prices right now.
>>62152753It literally happens like every other day.Doesn’t matter where I park in the wide open parking lot. They really are disgusting and weak creatures I don’t blame hedgies for turning them into slaves using their own tax dollars as margin desu.
>>62152588Post ur moon missions>INFQ >POET>AMFN>HGRAF>Adisyn
>nintendo is trading at the same dollar value it did in 2007
>AAOI
>>62152686It is curious you are using Soda Pop and not Golden. Is it too overplayed?
>>62152714Yeah nig
>>62152751Seriously screams crash now. I wouldnt think that at 320 or something
>>62152766I unironically slurped
>>62152764>>INFQ>>POET>>AMFN>>HGRAF>>Adisyn
>>62152734Godspeed, glad it's doing well
>>62152761>le i'm not like all the other herd animals
did iran tweet something
>>62152771Because if you click on it and listen to it you will probably even later today still have that annoying earworm rather than being satisfied after one listen like with Golden
Well the chud from last night who said memory stocks would be down because of the new model released or whatever seems to have been wrong. NVDA is up and he said it would dump.
>>62152705I'm not gonna sleep with you anonhttps://youtu.be/apCHa51bLCM?si=UG0BdoJ1j84IqCWA
at some point the market is going to just quit caring about all these useless tweets one way or the other right? Kinda sick of huge moves on news that turns out to be a nothingburger
>>62152782They did this morning that the Israeli story about their negotiator being fired was bullshit. You know, the one that caused the big plunge in the middle of the day?
>>62152792>Huge moves on a nothing burger are newAnon, this is the stock market since the early 1800s at least. How do you think Rothschild got so rich?
>>62152735selling my VGT right now...>>62152760I'm just experiencing a little fomo since I sold my soxl bag @ 101. I doubled my money, made 10k off of it. But I would have thought certainly we would have had a correction before now. 130 dollars is insane.>Doing it short term end of day for the options to all expire isn't a terrible idea if you're going to do itit is tempting
>>62152766The good only vidya company to own is Valve
Markets are so esoteric. It crabs for 6 months straight with AI FUD the whole way then the USA attacks Iran and like a month later a TACO Truth randomly just starts the next leg up of the golden tech bull run.
>>62152777it's incomprehensible to me how a company that makes most of its sales in USD can shit the bed so hardI slurped too and I even go through their calls every quarter but their management is really very special...0 knack for monetization
>AMD mooning for no reason after I sold all my shares at $230Actually does feel like I'm getting bogged.
>>62152811how will nintendo survive once they lose the millenial nostalgia fanbase
>>62152748I deliberately park next to the furthest parked car at the supermarket. I wouldn't do it if you were eating a sammitch. I do it to watch the fear on the faces of those who are so afraid of getting their paint dinged on their mid range midmobile when they come out and see my perfectly maintained but beat up looking civic next to them. It's a hobby of mine.
Brehs is AMD a buy now or are we all expecting a correction in May??
RIP my AMZN CCs
If you post AI slop I just assume you're brown.
It's a long way down from here.
>>62152823I used to do this in a beat-up ten year old Range Rover worth probably 10-12k. I once did this at an In-and-Out burger to a Murcielago parked diagonally across two spaces.
>he was hated at $110>he is loved at $350
>>62152831In clown world economy nobody knows. Compute will be in demand for years to come but they are already overvalued.
>>62152808Buddy were hyperinflating get with the program.I realized this the other day when I tossed a coke onto a pile of laundry and it exploded everywhere.The aluminum is literally so thing the can entirely ripped in half.We have reached the theoretical limit of downsizing and we have an oil shock and we have historic fed aligned agency printing and we have balance sheet expansion and we have the nuking of reserve requirements and we have the nuking of leverage ratios and we have triple the historical rates of hedge fund leverage.A coke is going to cost you 30$ this time next year.You’re living in the weimerican century.
So, how wrecked do you think this terrorist bear is now?
SOXL ABOUT TO DO IT
I only realized 3.48% profit this month, coming in slightly below my usual target of 3.5%, bringing my monthly average for the year down to 7.83%Things could have been different if I hadn't tried to fight SOXL and just let it take meI guess I could consider next week to be part of april but just go by the options expiry dates
>>62152819It's simple. Training runs on GPUs. Inference on GPUs. Everything else is CPU. Lower tier models/older models on CPUs. Everything around the GPUs require CPU. Harnesses, databases (incl RAGs), the whole environment of actually serving what the agents are doing requires CPU. AMD is easily gonna be worth uno trilly this year
>>62152847It's a satisfying endeavour.
DOWN JONES LOLPAM BONDI REALLY CURSED THAT INDEX
>>62152854Let the terrorist deal in the real world
what do you call this technical pattern on a daily chart?
Bought a soxs call for next week
>>62152861Who makes the cables that link it all together?
>>62152868The New Paradigm
>>62152868Unsustainable
SOXL 130
>>62152851Hmm matlybe I will wait and slurp if it dips then. Hoping it comes crashing back down to reality since AMD historically gets fucked no matter what news come out of earnings. But if I am wrong I will be so sad.
>>62152873based
>>62152808It's the pump before the dump
>>62152868peak euphoria
SNDK $1000 eod?
>>62152886140 EOD!
NATO Snubs Boeing, Picks Saab for AWACSNATO is set to replace its aging E-3 AWACS fleet with Saab–Bombardier GlobalEye aircraft after the earlier Boeing E-7 plan collapsed.The shift follows U.S. withdrawal and European push for industrial autonomy.Around 10–14 aircraft are expected, worth roughly €5–6 billion, with entry into service targeted by early 2030s
>Janet Yellen: US dollar is on path to hyperinflationBased and INFINITE!
SOXL 100 next week
>>62152808>wah wah wah>the market didn't wait until i was ready
>>62152903bullish
>>62152904Then I'll buy in the shade!
>>62152854
>>62152782lmt is an old world jobs program for geriatric veterans of korea and vietnam. the new DoD contracts go to modern tech companies.
>buy>it crabs for months>get desperate>sell>it moons within next monthThe stock market is not for me. I’ll settle with a wealth manager and call it a lifetime.
>>62152906I'm literally fully invested thoughbeit. 1/3 in single stocks and the rest in indexes. Still think the price action makes no sense.
>>62152808maybe it has something to do with Anthropic tripling revenue, OpenAI and Gemini picking up millions of users.... AI coding taking off, AI agents taking off...cmon man
>>62152876APH
>>62152917if you think line will go down, or that line going up makes no sense, you are a terrorist
Killing myself and I'm not even a bear, I just want in semis and now I'm jobless forever
>>62152915I did this with a pharma stock that I'd held for 9 months on good trial results. Sold on a Friday at near the same price I'd bought in at and the next monday it did a 5x. Before my trade had even fucking cleared.Just buy and hold an index.
>>62152913Lmao stupid bears get wrecked
hopefully no one listened to the AI haters here.
>>62152913
>>62152918And Warsh will make the AI revolution impossible!Which but the US gov needs the revenue!So we will just print even more!
wheat
>>62152937>futs
>>62152934markets going to be lit when we are rocking 0% rates in a 10% inflation period with record govt spending and AI explosion taking all the adult daycare jobs. maybe shareholders will finally win.
Indexes are superior because you profit from the insider trading that is included.
>>62152913I remember this post
Accumulation-manipulation-distribution
>>62152937is wheat the new silver/oil?
>>62152906there's this little something you see it's called having a processhaving a process means that when the market dips you don't try to be first, you let it form the bottom then look for a good entrythat's what normal people do, they don't buy niggerdick rallies when market pumps 3% in a day with niggeRSI sitting at 80, you wait for a dip then positionthe problem is that niggerdick energy has been so strong that every fucking day it's up another 2% with zero giveback whatsoever so naturally only niggerdick traders are making any money retardbuying with niggeRSI sitting on fucking 90 while actual smart people who follow a process are sitting there watching the market niggerpump to infinity like cucks writing this post has made me want to kill myself thank you
my female stock broker won't let me buy HGRAF and even KRKNF wtf am I supposed to do??
>26 years in the can...I compromised
poet is another one of those that will just randomly keep doing dumps and then 2x moves and make me wish I could see the futa isn't it.
im jus sayin SKEUUUP
>>62152925have you thought about getting a hermit crab? they make great companions
>>62152952>let it form the bottomyou can't time it bossif you like a stock just DCA start of a dip, if its dips further get more if you like the stock and its a good stock it will go up eventually but timing top and bottom is impossible desu
>>62152937>futs...
>>62152960>That gap up today
What's the average smg networth now? Must be at least 300k
being a bull seems genuinely better overall in a retard market no? just more often than not shit pumps
>>62152821zoomers and gen alpha love the bing bing moviesthose gooks just hate making money there's literally no other explanation
How are mySPY call chads doing?
>>62152868Moderated by a red day
>>62152937>>62152941>>62152970>futs
>>62152983i sold mine at 710.50 earlieri even told myself in my head "just wait until 11:00 at least" but i kept fucking staring at the graph and panicking
>>62152978Mine is 200k
looks like theres been some big moves today in oil and spy... what was the driver?i like to know what events drove this... is oil moving or are there talks? had a quick check and it doesn't look like either
these people have been wrong for 3 years now lol
ate -$200 in time decay
>>621529781
Finally! How should I celebrate? I was thinking of a big donation to Israel. And a burger.
>>62153000this >>62152604retard
>>62153001They'll be right eventually but god knows how many more years. Easier to just be a retarded bull.
>>62153013tsmt except i can't afford $1,000 calls for semiconductor shit
Let the land dwellers deal in the real world. I am investing all my caretaker money into Rocket Labs.
Is SOXL at the top? I thought it would have stopped by 80 USD last week and now it's nearly at fucking $130. It can't keep rising can it?
>>62152978>not being a 7 figs hell anonngmi...
>>62153008Reward your accomplishment with a burger, but don't forget to congratulate your masters during holidays.
>>62152766zoom out, goof. it's time to load up
>>62153008$1 million donation to israel
>>62152944>10%Lmao not even close that’s what I’m saying.A lot of it has been eaten by the natural buffer of downsizing, enshitifying, and corner cutting.A large soda at Taco Bell is 4 fucking dollars and is 1/2 the size. It used to be like 1.69.It can’t get any smaller, the plastic can’t get any cheaper, the buffer is gone. A snickers can’t get any smaller without being a square.Automakers can’t keep offloading cost onto parts without a repair costing a 1/4 cost of the vehicle.It’s time.We’re going vertical.I’m not meeting when I say a come will be $30 this time next year.
>>62152978i have $400 portfolio
>>62152652Is this yuri?
Have the fundamentals improved since before the war? If not then why is SPY making ATH now?
>>62153016please don't buy it'll crash if you do
>>62152978129,000 in my brokerageI'm up over 11% YTD. Feels good man. Obviously I'm not as rich as some here, but at current rates I'm sure to get there eventually.
>>62153008>he didnt send 10% to Israelreported to the adl
>>62152978>>62153008Bumping up the average.
>>62153017I'm European anon, we aren't allowed to make money. There are no jobs, no industry, only death and taxes. There was a brief shining moment where you could've gone big and rich by yoloing on Nvidia et al but I missed it so now it's over. I'm forever a europoor
It's within the space, what AI CRYPTO will go up?
>>62152734What's the reason for the pump? I'm trying to figure out when to take profit
I hate this shit
>>62153044CHIP, apparently
>>62153040So you're up 13k and this is supposed to be a lot? Is this the power or stocks? I'm sticking with crypto kek I made half that amount on some shitcoin called "unc" last week kek
>>62153044bitcoin should work fine. the destiny of a lot of the data centers will be mining bitcoin in the future once the meta changes.
>>62153047it's the best because it's predictablei need to get a job but i don't want to
>>62153030You're assuming Taco Bell is trying their hardest to keep prices low? They are squeezing the juice out of their goyest of goys just for extra profits.
>>62153010>retardthats not very nice
It's going to go up again on Monday.
>>62153055>the destiny of a lot of the data centers will be mining bitcoin in the future once the meta changes.i never thought about that, interesting
>>62153008Sell everything and lock it the fuck in, when everything seems peachy that is a big sell signal
>>62153047Burry going to end up poorer than the average poorfolio holder on /smg/ at this rate
the chinese are learning chess. everyone is fighting like a woman. in the last 30 years very strong chess players have come out of china, and they are getting stronger every year. This is the chinese brain initative. All chinese kids are minmaxxed their intelligence stats from birth. Essentially a billion human calculators that sum themselves into a massive biological computer ran on human nodes. They can outsmart the world.
INTC cap?
>>62153061sorry...
>>62153041I thought I met my soul mate she looked exactly like Emma Watson and then when we actually met up at the bar she revealed her lawyer job was for the ADL and I realized it probably wouldn’t work given my enthusiasm for Korean basketsVery hard day.
>>62152764XE
Americans are so lucky it's unreal, I have a masters degree in power engineering and I can't even get a job, I can't invest my money cuz there's no income.
Shill me on Unc coin
>>62152861this is utterly retarded. you need AMD to run servers to deliver people stuff. intel has lied about their benchmarks for two decades like every other national american company. intel won't exist one day.
>>62153070tranner invading
>>62153072idk those types are usually into that kind of thing. at least in my experience.
>>62153079i just like glegle
What about my minors?!
>>62153037>Have the fundamentals improved since before the war?Yes. Companies got more time to catch up in terms of PE to their stock valuations.
>CSMtrannySELL!!!
>>62153083Ok F1n$ter
>>62153093>being a brand ambassador for trannies by nameand they call me a jew
>SOXL doubled in a month while I have been fucking around trading agricultural productsAnyone else feeling at rope's end
>>62153077Strong momentum into Q2 with earnings and guidance beats, lots of insider buying signals and signs of institutional capital flowing in. A small cap, but with management expertise of a large cap. Well funded and looking at long term horizons to become an industry leader.
>>62152961>bears balls deep in it all dayprobably gonna pop again if they can't tank it before PH
>>62153078>This is utterly retarded. you need AMD to run servers to deliver people stuff. intel has lied about their benchmarks for two decades like every other national american company. intel won't exist one day.You AMD fanboys are absolutely unhinged. An absolute cult.10 years ago:>AMD finally catches up to Intel after years of failure>Intel fans: Good for AMD! I'm so glad that we have competition in the market again. This will force both companies to be more competitive and be good for everyone involved.Now:>Intel finally catches up to AMD after years of failure>AMD fanboys: FUCK INTEL FUCK INTEL STOP THE COUNT THEY RIGGED THE BENCHODMARKS IM SURE OF IT THEY LIE THEY CANT NOT USE AMD ITS THE ONLY CHIP ITS THE BEST CHIP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST CHIP REEEEEEEEEE
>>62153096kek wheat baggie.
>>62153096yeah i told u about my SPY calls xdwheat products though, interesting
>MU>GOOG>AMD>NVDA>MSFT>AAPLliterally what more do you need in 2026?
I fucking hate this fucking nigger market. I timed the top, held for 15 minutes expecting a strong move down. Sold my puts since nothing happened and this nigger market spikes up out of nowhere, and THAT VERY SECOND shit starts dumping.Sold for +10% I could've made +50% if I held.
>>62153107Anon, things changed
>>62153062So true sis. There is no stopping what is coming. >>62153067Should I throw $20 at Bank of China and China Minsheng Banking Corp? Or should I just invest my CHICOM tribute into Agricultural Bank of China?
>>62153116Those are 5 of the 6 top holdings in my $1.3 million portfolio, the other being TSLA
>>62153096at least you werent a war/oil dummy arguing over losses for weeks
>>62153128Carl status?
>>62153062i can't afford more calls
>>62152978Would be interesting to see the average net worth per broker. it would be like rooting for your football team. robinhood poors can suck my dick
>>62153096At least you have a job and aren't European faggot
>>62153117>waaaaa i gambled like a degenerate and only made 10% based on my blind guessingshut the fuck up, retard
>>62153047this movie and margin call cost bears a lot of money
>>62153138i'm crying in the casino
>>62153082Maybe maybe but I doubt it.That can exploding on my laundry was a real road to Damascus moment for me. We’re out of runway to hide the printing.I am super excited to see the H.8 data for the fed today. Like 13 year yr old me new vidya just came excited, I have been all week.
IM CRYING IN THE CASINONONONONONO
>>62153141the sign clearly says not to do that
>>62153143>>62153144https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls9Sr9xsNYI
you winning in the casino today anons?
>this is fine
>>62153138Americans are so lucky to have Trump and the Republican party, I swear. Without them you'd be like Europe
>>62153145IM CRYING IN THE CASINONONOOHHHHH NONONONOEQUITY TO ZERO OH OH OHIM CRYING IN THE CASINONONO
>>62153151there's a significant chance we end up like the late USSR pretty soon
>>62153151we're becoming a third world country. new york is losing its financial status and we are going to default on our debt. we are doomed to be a third world country. there is no going back.
>>62153145babe don't weaponize my love
Intel has finally recovered from the dotcom bubble crash
>>62153116LeverageI am TQQQs most ardent shill
I feel like Professor Ching Chong was wrong about everything.
>>62153155No you won't >>62153156No you aren't. Europe is actually third world, as a Finn I'd kill you with my bare hands to get a chance at living in America. You're literally residing in the greatest country on earth right now
so uhh how many years do i wait for a pullback back to where we were a month ago?i learned my lesson i'll get in this time and never sell i promise please
>>62153163wtf i thought chinks were supposed to be smart
>>62153165you underestimate the cost of living
>>62153165babe you wanna greencard?
>most hawkish fed chair in half a century about to assume power while inflation is nearly at 6% and stocks are retardpumping
>>62153140the events they portrait costs bulls so much money that your children's children's children will be paying for it 100 years from nowand that's besides the next one which they also will be paying for
>>62153163he's a fagprobably worth listening to his lectures/videos, he has a perspective & talks about things nobody else really doesbut don't just blindly listen to him, and unders
>>62153174fucking autopostunderstand he's intentionally being an entertainer/influencer & basically tweeting with about a third of the shit he sayssorta like jordan peterson ended up as later on
>>62153172will he cuck trump and make Volcker look like a dove? would be funny.
>>62153172She'll be right, mate
>>62153173enjoy your kids movies
>>62153182yeah buddy im sure you will be the exception
>>62153167Nah, they just cheat on the entry tests for school and copy other people.
>>62153169No I don't. You can just live together with your Hispanic gf>>62153171Ye
>>62153174>>62153177Shouldn't blindly listen to anyone in general and despite not really listening to him a lot, I think there's value in listening to new perspectives. Kind of liked the game theory stuff, though it's somewhat basic. There may be similarity to Peterson as I may not have been keen on him too much, but parts of him lectures, for example about alcoholism were somewhat interesting.
>>62153166no pullback until you buy in
>>62153147Core means without food and energy inflation, right?So daily inflation (for humans who need to eat) is 5.67% but the Fed looks at it as if it were only 3%
>>621529787k, helpgive me your moonshots
>>62153188perhaps
>>62153163His show was always an impotent seethecast but the Iran war coverage is outing him as outright incorrect. That said everyone on youtube is a gay grifter who's playing to their specific audience rather than any factuality or earnestly held opinions. >>62153165Sure about that, Tuomas? Me and my countrymen will personally harass you with well-meaning small talk every time you step outside. Imagine pissing at a urinal and the man next to you starts asking if you caught the game last night. We'll do that to you. Your notoriously antisocial brood might be better off staying in Lothern with the other blue-eyes-white-Asians
>>62153191spaif to 5.20
>>62153191ASYS
>>Google Plans To Invest Up To USD40 Bln In Anthropic – BBGHow to profit on this?
>>62153163>I feel like Professor Ching Chong was wrong about everything.Wow, no way? That's crazy.
>>62153128
>oil still going downThis is starting to look like prime pre-close oil long. There's not way anything gets resolved over the weekend, so it's only up from here and possibly up bigly.
Being a 3rd world country is a comparison. There is always going to be a country shittier than the USA. The parameters internationally would just lower if USA's standards continue to drop. Who the fuck gonna take it from us, the EU? China? Come on now.
>>62153200AMZN, MRVL, CRDO NVDA, AMD, MU, SNDK
>>62153201I appreciate the meme but I think it should be "presents".
>>62153190The Fed can't do anything about food and fuel so raising rate won't bring down inflation. only the orange nigger can get gas prices lower Yes core is with food and fuel
>>62153203Dugin is the only relevant philosopher alive
Erm, why is soxl 128?
>>62153206is that so?
>>62153201>cows
>>62153144>Can't you read the signs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYT5a7V0psU
>>62152953Buy GRRR
>>62153214Yeah, you know the song. Big scare from weekend over to Monday that gets resolved by Tuesday close the latest. We've been here before, it's nothing new.
Remember folks, just because YWNBAW does not mean you should not be setting aside savings for when SpaceX goes public
>>62152978300¢
>>62153201
>>62153201Why the fuck does he do that nose >>62153212>The worst ghettos will be created for surfers. That is the most arrogant, most anti-Eurasian phenomenon. Nothing more repulsive than a grinning, white-toothed person on one of those disgusting boards.Dugin is a pussy who outright seethes with rage if you play a Dick Dale song at him. Philosophy in general is a gay vocation which deserves little to no respect and your guy is no exception. Psychology, a literal meme, is a more legitimate field of academia than philosophy.
finna sell some deep ITM INTC puts. Hope it does a lil summin
>>62153215
>>62153212wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrAs9fWONAM
ALAB BROS...
wtfwt?
>>62153235CRDO too
you can only win
>>62153163QRD on the chink's philosophy?
>>62152978total? $540k, roughly split between taxable and retirement
>>62153240
>>62153246Age? 30? Americans are so lucky it's unreal
Warsh wants to eliminate the Fed's entire balance sheet and you're still buying the Powell manipulation pump.
eurosisters...am i gonna make it?
>>62152978$280k, 29, fidelityat age 25 (january 2022) i had exactly $300k. :^)
>>62153250>Warsh wants toLet me know when he gets appointed tho
>>62153255Losing money in this market is almost a skill
>>62153253Never :)
>>62153250I literally bought 0 (ZERO) SOXL shares in the last 18 days. Surely it can't hurt if I buy just a few today
i shorted the market so there could be peace. you are welcome
>>62153240tasty for us
>>62153257I sold the bottom, went from 300k to 50k, now im back
WE'RE ALL RICH
>>62153258*snif*
>>62153258Beautiful, yet masses say AI can never create art with svol
>>62153197>spaifredpill me on this, it seems too good to be true
>>62153261do it anon, don't miss out on another double-digit gains day on Monday!
>director of the FBI Kash Patel arrested for public urination after a night of drinking
>>62152764>POETalready mooned
>>62153096You think YOU'RE bad? I was going to go in hard every month since december. Micron Sandisck WDC Marvell AMD. Missed 150-500k in gains by pussying out every time I got the dump I wanted for a good buy in.Now the opportunities probably don't exist at all.
>>6215327818 visual processing algorithm patents, huge anti-jamming contract in ukraine, for sure to be bought by a defense conglomerate within the next year
>>62153278its drones nigga i aint gotta explain shit
>>62152978$850k, 37 years old. Very upset with the bullshit going on in the market today. Worst I've seen in all my time.
>>62153283Indians just call that urination.
WHAT IS NEXT WEEKS PLAY???
>>62153283you can take the jeet out of Hyderabad but you can't take Hyderabad out of the jeet.
>>62153295tech
I sold NVDA too early...
>>6215324839It seems like a lot but I'm not doing too well: no house, no gf/wife...
>>62153222>gets resolved by TuesdayUntil it doesn't.
>>62153297MSFT, AMZN, META, GOOG... all on the same day. big day lads.
>>62153305have you thought about getting a hermit crab? they make great companions and are quite affordable
>>62153297>>62153311>"So AI still isn't profitable. But we're going forward with the cap ex"that's itI bet you'll see the initial drop only for an after hours pump
>>62153310Which doesn't matter to markets that pump or dumb based on consequenceless tweets without any content by "journalists".
>>62153311oooooo what r we thinking
>>62153048Cool.I'll grab some CHIPs when I'm at 7/11 then
More American lies to keep oil down and market green.
>>62153318there is a community that will love you
>>62153060Mc Donalds just got rid of their B1G$1 burger. It must be difficult if McD is cheaping out
>>62153311All on red
>>62153324>Which doesn't matter to marketsUntil it does.
>>62153329>He's just going to Pakistan for the nice weather, not negotiationsLmao. Turdies cope is unreal.
>>62153067HAHAHALITTLE MAN MAY BE SMART...BUT CAN SMART OUTRUN BOOLET?
>>62153332Amish and Mennonites are based
>>62153130That was bullshit and you know itA normal market would have reacted ACCORDINGLY, not faggot money jew ass shit.
>Israel and the United States are preparing to resume the war with Iran, despite ongoing behind-the-scenes efforts to arrange a meeting between US and Iranian officials in Pakistan this week.>Kan reported that Iran is refusing to make concessions on its nuclear programme. Following tensions around the Strait of Hormuz, Israel is waiting for the green light from US President Donald Trump to restart the fighting. Israel has sent a message to Washington saying: “We are interested in resuming the campaign against Iran.”>Over the past 24 hours, the United States has reinforced its presence in the region by sending an additional squadron of F/A-18 fighter jets to the Middle East, deploying more refuelling aircraft, and moving defence systems and interceptor missiles across the region.https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260424-israel-tells-us-it-wants-to-resume-war-with-iranWho's holding their tech gains over the weekend?
>>62153142>That can exploding on my laundry was a real road to Damascus moment for me. We’re out of runway to hide the printing.Bot or bad drugs. One of the two.
Just went in on MSFT and META next week. Lets see what happens....
>>62153318Doesn't matter for these hyper profitable companies.Imagine how much shit Goog spent billions on didn't even make it out of their skunk works X-labs or something...
>>62153329It could be Iran trying to save face. Iran expects nothing to happen in this talk, but is curious to see if US offers changed. Iran will send minister Araghchi to Pakistan to have a quick secret 10-minute talk with Kushner to check on each side's positions, and then resume his official tour of multiple countries.
>>62153332>>62153344>The Amish have one of the highest fertility rates in the world, with an average of 6 to 9 children per family, compared to the U.S. average of roughly 2.05>As of June 2025, the North American Amish population is estimated at 410,955, experiencing rapid growth by doubling roughly every 20 years due to high fertility rates and high retention rates. Concentrated mainly in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Indiana (holding ~61% of the population)absurdly based
>>62153351I sold mine this morning and only have a small 0dte position, but I'm debating grabbing something before EOD if it drops enough.
>>62153335Sure, maybe this time it'll be different.
>>62153329It's working, though?People are just marks.
>>62153349you were wrong. get over it. being wrong isnt worth anything. you cant cash it out now.
>>62153245The West is in decadence, the Jews are devil-worshipping child abusers (not wrong) and the Glorious Han Chinese will rule the world by the end of the century.
>>62153359Yep. I'm thinking the same. Iran isn't going to give up the nuclear material. It's suicide.
>>62153272Sorry Europoor anon, but I hope you are aggressively investing in IREN MU and GRRROtherwise that measly 5,000 isn't going anywhere fast.
>>62152978NoEvery time I find something goood and share it here, faggots try to fud me out of it. So I'm out of good shit that isnt pumped and also no longer post shit here since the average /smg/ger is retarded.
>>62153364>maybe this time it'll be different.I've lived through times when it unironically was. Nothing stays the same forever.
>>62153297Be really interesting to see how Sandisk's earnings play out. Last quarter they lowballed their estimates by 50%. Can they get away with that again? and if they do, how will this jittery market react?
>>62153339Talks don't matter though,talk of talks seems to be what moves the markets.Anticipation is everything.Imagine how many more weeks, months, years perhaps they can keep the>no over-the-weekend war escalation relief ralliesgoing for Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.Followed by>no mid-week war escalation relief ralliesinto Thursday and Friday.
>>62153369I have to say I do envy the chinese roman esque spirit of engineering
>>62153043yeah this too
>>62153371>measly 5,000Oh, you're cute. That's akin to mocking a fat bird who's actually in the gym trying to change it. Pitiful.
>>62153349>That was bullshit and you know it>A normal market would have reacted ACCORDINGLY, not faggot money jew ass shit.BURRYD
>>62153351Nothing will happen.There will be reports of last minute changes so we can have relief rallies next week.
are bond yields increasing inflationary? is it meant to be by the government?
>>62153368No, fucker. Oil should have hit fucking $150 a barrel. They did EVERYTHING in the IN CASE OF JEW WAR, READ BOOK tactic.They went damn hard keeping oil down when it should have been way higher.
>>62153351They always do this over the weekend, and then stop during the week so markets can keep going up. It's been 4 weeks of this, stop falling for it
>>62153389That doesn't help the looming shortages though. Does it?This is just can kicking the inevitable crash.We are all picking up pennies in front of the steamroller.Every single long in the market is getting their pocketbook picked at some point soon and trump is the decoy keeping attention while the Jews rob it.
>>62153398Damn, bro is wigging out KEK. You were wrong, man. It's ok. Onwards
>>62153393Genuinely impossible to tell. Bond yields could go up because>market is pricing in more inflation>market is pricing in more risk>market is shifting more towards stocks>foreign currency strengthening >fed balance sheet magic take your pic
Following market logic, all those gains should bounce back on Monday, right?I mean, it would be amazing if, after gains like that, they held steady or even went up again.
>>62153399How am I calling for it? I'm the one calling it out. It's all smoke and mirrors.Anyone that thinks there isn't a major crash coming down the line is frankly a certifiable retard. I'm not even a bobo. I can just see this is a classic lambs to the slaughter rally.
>>62153402>That doesn't help the looming shortages though. Does it?>This is just can kicking the inevitable crash.cuteit's been several fortnights for the shortages to already arrive. none have.experts were wrong againNEH
new thread?
>>62153403it will go up if hormussy stays closed
>>62153333Mcdonalds has been inflating their prices for years for no reason except line go up.
>>62153416>It hasn't happened yet so it won't happen.Do you know how many people said this to me in 2007/8?
>>62153418Why? There's like 7 active SMG threads in the catalog still.
is cottage cheese the whitest food to eat
>>62153434Milk is, obviously
>>62153415>Anyone that thinks there isn't a major crash coming down the line is frankly a certifiable retard. Everybody knows this. Literally everybody. The question is when. And every day, for 150 years, people have said the big one is coming soon. They are right once in a while. But it historically pays a lot more to buy and hold, and keep buying.
>>62153422is that a problem? it's like you don't even care about shareholders or something.
>>62153434Plain tuna salad or cottage cheese, yeah
Shitcoin status?
>>62153443I really hope the rumors of us shorting the oil market is false because between that and the currency swaps we could really get fucked
>>62153447Huh?Thats based.The dollar is so important that you can have it for free. It’s totally cool and not a big deal. (DONT SELL YOUR DOLLARS)
>>62153443Everything will go up 30%Infinite money glitch
>>62153406>Following market logicthere is no logic
>>62153349>A normal market would have reacted ACCORDINGLYremove this line of thinking from your market decision making immediately
>>62153297PLS SER DONALD. ONE MORE EARNINGS REPORT YOU BITCH BASTERD
>>62153465>>62153465>>62153465
>>62153439>They are right once in a while. But it historically pays a lot more to buy and hold, and keep buying.That's what I'm doing. Just sick of the euphoria in here. A lot are going to lose the shirt off their back soon.
