lazy sunday edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62157932
first for shorting SPY
> futures
im bag holding INFQ at 15eta for when I can get breakeven?
bruh who longing and who shorting nq on market open?
I'm going to be buying 2 shares of KMB tomorrow.
>>62159059what are they running from?
i do business with some of these companies...
I would've called the "regime change" operation called Epic Fury a failure, but then I reminded myself of the fact that people aren't talking about Epstein files all that much anymore, so it at least has that going for it.
>>62159059Is this real?
Not buying your bag boomers
>>62158953kek this is funny as shit. This is exactly what the head of the Chicago exchange was talking about with his biblical disaster analogy. By manipulating the futures, you end up making unforeseen side effects. In this case, producers deciding to not drill more because the future (manipulated) price shows that if they do so, this will be a loss for them. Right during the biggest energy crisis ever. Peak clown shit.Another side effect was 3 weeks ago with refineries dwindling down their activity for the same reason. Again, right during the biggest energy crisis ever. As if it wasn't peak clown shit enough.I don't even want to imagine what other clown side effects we'll see from this shit. And not just in oil, but in absolutely everything.
>>62159074war continues until YOU stop talking about it. YOU in particular.
>>62159050How profit?
I got 28k to throw into something. Do I go all in on SNDK and play earnings?
>>62159058i have puts expiring monday, i have no idea what i'm gonna do or what i should doit'll probably go up another 0.50 and i'll panic sell at 9AM before it tanks to 708
>>62159074bruh the epstein files are good for the market bro, it shows that our higher ups are like powerful and they can eradicate any threats with their jewish magic
>>62159080I thought the CME was warning against naked shorting of paper oil. But I guess that's also a real problem caused by manipulation.
>>62159080Yep. Manipulating prices through lies, financial fuckery and probably outright questionable shorting is going to bite Donald right in the arse. There is no way he can deal with the tanker armada heading his way for his promised American oil.There's going to be a LOT of pissed off people very soon.
>>62159071this n*gga bought soda from a vending machine and says he "do business" with coca cola...
>>62159084interesting how invest in this
Is it true? Is /biz/ notorious for misinformation?
>>62159084I think they're doing this because when they were trying to sort out the NC infrastructure after the flooding they found biden sent all the backup transformers to ukraine
>>62159084>>62159095Go tear off some local transformers and sell them. Don't forget to film yourself doing it so we can watch the show.
>>62159097What about Daisy SOXL and her troubles with addiction and the law?
>>62159071Just looking at this calendar gives me diarrhea
Israel blames Qatar for the high oil prices
TRUMP coin barely up two pennies @ mid day. Come on goys, are you trying to make a fool of me here? It's a good thing I only purchased 0.1776 in fractional shares.
>>62159094Congrats, you've figured out the meme!
>>62159071>microsucks>amazon>meta>alphabet>ford>qualcomm>sofi>avisoh muh lawd Wednesday is going to be a total fucking rodeo.
>>62159114thanks this is a big achievement for me
>asian women from California are like "white dick was promised to me 3000 years ago"Soxl is made by an asian woman right?
>>62159122>>62159114wow incredible just amazing
>>62158996Africa is slowly developing. Yes, yes, giganigger and wherever they are they must rape but Africa is developing and building stuff. I've seen the FPSO's and new oil rigs off the coast of Angola. I've seen them lay new roads in Namibia and saw government ministers interview offshore construction companies. Things are going to happen and the increased oil prices can't hurt. African Exchanges aren't popular though and they still business through telephone on places like the NSX so you'll if you'll have to invest in a western company or an African company that gets listed on a more popular exchange.>>62159025If you can navigate corruption you'll be fine, you're expected to at least be a little corrupt to deal with some bullshit. Pretty sure DRC at one point had a tax system where if you were honest and paid everything the government wanted you'll have literally nothing left; you were expected to bribe some official to let you off the hook
>>62159097>AI hallucinating againHighly bearish for Mr.SOXL, no good
>>62159101who would he sell them too bro, that response is very vague
AMDGODS are we eating GOOD RN? are you ready for ANOTHER +14%?
>>62159136am i ever gonna stop seeing this guy's face?i can barely remember the faces of a lot of childhood friends, but i doubt i'll be allowed to forget his face
>>62159128Speaking of africa, I found out about pic related about a year ago and my gut told me to buy (at about 40cents), but my brain stopped me.Fuck my brain
>>62159136>AMDGODS are we eating GOOD RN? are you ready for ANOTHER +14%?but yeah based
>>62159080so, buy XLE?
>>62159097If I say “yes” would that be spreading misinformation?
I need your advice, biz.I'm almost 38 with a net worth of $860,000. No job surrently because I don't feel like it. The money is mostly liquid right now because the market feels toppy.I did some math and I realized that if I make VOO's historical average (11% YoY, inflation adjusted) and move to Wyoming (no income tax, low cost of living), I could just retire right now. I'm one state over so doing that wouldn't cost much.The problem is that if the market takes a shit right after I buy, then I won't have enough to last forever.Should I keep waiting for a significant pullback in VOO or should I just pull the trigger and do it now?I'm terrified of doing it and then having the market draw down 20% immediately afterwards. I'm also terrified of it just continuing to rip and missing the opportunity.What would you do?
>>62159138It is kind of weird how much of a meme entity the high status convicted suicided pedo merchant has become.But it is funny..
>>62159128I was in Airtel Africa on the London exchange for a while. Ripped like crazy before the war. Telecoms infrastructure has so much room to grow there. They are on the Nigerian exchange also but Idk anything about it.
0.5-1% dip tomorrow into a 4 day green candle?
>>62159148bruh, just long at 2x leverage with half the money
>>62159149the damage control after that veil slip has been impressiveit's also been strange watching people puppeteered into having a memorial for his ass
>>62159148>11% YoYHighly optimistic to count on that.Not sure how reliable it actually is, but anons where passing around pic related for retiring advice. Maybe a decent starting point to look at
>>62159097bearish for OpenAI>t. just wrapped up brunch with David SOXL. he said the price is going up btw.
>>62159155>it's also been strange watching people puppeteered into having a memorial for his assi'm so sleepy
>>62159128>spearchuckers trade in spears for white man gunz>still act like spearchuckers>evolvingyea I guess
>>62159136>>62159138
>>62159159This is good info. Thanks. I'm targeting Independent NEET. I don't need any more than that.I wonder when it was made and whether it's still accurate.
>>62159170Oh it says at the top Jan 2024. Probably still good.
>>62159149He is the Osama Bin Laden of the 2020s. Some previously unknown rich guy that did something infamous that led to a major war then disappeared/died mysteriously
>>62159167I had to do this all by myself btw. nice AI you got there.
>>62159167xd>>62159164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaFHwvHCJOsnormies still can't tolerate the idea of an international cult doing abominations, but they CAN tolerate the idea of a "sex trafficking scandal" if it only involves trump and some fuckin guy, so that's what it's packaged asto the normies, it's almost like a netflix original thriller plotline, the kind they come home and watch with their gf/bfto people who know there's more, it becomes "well he was based actually, but ironically, but not ironically, but ironically..."the only people left who give a fuck are qanon boomers who nobody would listen to anyway
I need to learn more about Indians.I am in Canada and our breakroom had 7 pajeets and 2 white people today. I need to understand how their caste system works so I don't accidentally upset one of the nepotism'd managers
>i should have spent more time watching lines move up and down all day
>>62159159>tfw I could be Independent Neet after taxesNot much different than my current lifestyle desu, on top of not having to work anymore.Meaning better than my current lifestyle. My current expenses are 21-22K/year, including rent and holidays + skiing. Add another 1-2K on the holidays spending when I go to Japan every 3 years.It's not so bad when I think about it, I can literally piss on my boss' desk if I wanted to. Not that I would, he's a cool guy, but it's nice knowing you cat. Gives you a different perspective.Heck, I could also just go to a cheaper country, with lower taxes to boot, I don't need to rent in my overpriced bigass world city.
>>62159177You have to say it's palm beach pete
>>62159177ms paint is faster, my man
>>62159182that's why it's best to go all or nothing with ts
>>62159170Independent NEET here, it's boring as shit.
>>62159148if you’re serious about retiring now, you need a buffer that protects you from le crash. minimum 2 years of expenses in cash / short-term bonds otherwise you will be forced to withdraw from a depressed portfolio if the market drops early
>>62159177is there a publically available list of people you can't put into memes?
>>62159177How do you threaten an AI?
>>62159139>>62159150I think it's an overlooked market because of the risk of it being Africa but there's so much potential there. Telecom, supermarkets, anything we take for granted and that's already developed here in the first world as yet to hit its stride in Africa and I think there's some good opportunity to get in on the action. I personally spend a lot of time on TSXV so I'm not scared by the scams that will occur.
>>62159193go visit and hike all your local state parks
>>62159184Pissing on your bosses cat would be exceptionally rude.
>>62159138He was kind of vindicated with the files being released. Turns out he wasnt an intelligence spook, he didn't do demonic rituals, and he didn't eat babies. He was just a globe trotting pimp with friends in every country that made a couple of oopsies here and there.
>>62159194Buffer cash is lost gains though. Just don't invest in anything that's gonna crash lol.
>>62159184>but it's nice knowing you cat. Gives you a different perspective.100%. Knowing I have the option to fuck off at any given moment has helped me get through a lot of bullshit
>>62159209>Just don't invest in anything that's gonna crash lol.This. I like your style.
>>62159193Hush. I have hobbies. I am currently living the same lifestyle and it's great. I am trying to make it permanent.>>62159194That's what I'm afraid of. An early crash ruins the strategy. And with the market as it is I suspect that will happen. This market is gay and isn't giving me the entry I need.
>>62159200I cycle every day because I have nothing else to do. Might go ride my bike now. Later I am going to kill time at the local tranny bar. Tomorrow, fuck knows, I'll be in bed at 2pm hungover watching oil crash.
>>62159193Play the swing trade game for sports tickets! I am trading Palantir shares to pay for my ballpark summer.
>>62159223How the fuck do you afford hobbies on $1800 a month? I can barely afford to maintain my vintage bicycle collection
>>62159214>nice knowing you catOh. It should say can? I thought the cat was on the desk.
>muh hyperliquid>muh Weekend Wall Streetnobody cares about pseudo proxy futures
>>62159225make sure your seat is built for men. Most bike seats destroy your prostate and cause microscratches on your testes
>He didn't buy GRRRLol. Lmao even.
>>62159233Playing piano and doing game dev for fun are both free. The gym costs $10/month.
>>62159238Utter nonsense. I spent my youth on bikes and have zero issues.
>>62159058
>>62159238This. The actual stock market is closed so only real investments you can make right now are in yourself
>>62159050wait those pillows are what they're talking about being pedo??I gtg
>>62159238I already have urinary problems. I buy good seats now though. Brooks, Selle Italia.
>>62159126>Lesson 1.) don't get fat and put out sometimes
>>62159243I hate advice like this so much. Most people don't choose their hobbies based on cost, in fact they don't choose their hobbies at all. You like what you like and sometimes it happens to be expensive and you're SOL. I have no interest in learning piano or coding.
>>621592441. I'm just repeating what I heard from studies. To be fair, the worst examples were from professional cyclists that spend their entire day cycling. Most cyclists will have mild effects at worst.2. Cyclists also have lower testosterone for some reason
I don't even have any real hobbies, all I do is consume media. I have realised I am a boring person.
Do I wait for TRUMP coin to go up to 3 George Washingtons or do I just dump now and move on to $FLWS?
>>62159256Well that's a shame. You asked how I can afford it though and that's how. My life is cheap.
>>62159159Financially I’m in the independent neet class but lifestyle wise I’m the lower middle class neet. Feels good frens.
>tfw hobby is hiking so it should cost basically zero, but living in the yamas costs an arm and leg
>>62159177Where can I turn people into the #1 Stunna meme?
>>62159257>Cyclists also have lower testosterone for some reasoncool story bro
>>62159259Why was 18th century fashion so cool then everyone started looking boring, stuck up and repressed in the 19th?
So, it's gonna be "markets will just ignore strait being closed and hit another ATH" week again?
>futures
>>62159271world became cold
>>62159263You can even go on a hike in Washington D.C.
>>62159270This is true for all cardio people (runners, cyclists, etc)High cardio workout = high cortisol levels (stress) = lower testosterone production.This isn't bro science it's a well-documented happening. When you're done running a marathon, for example, you have almost no testosterone left in the blood system.
>>62159257I spent a lot of time on bikes. I'm over 50, everything still works fine and I've got a few kids. Those studies were probably financed by ford.
>>62159095>interesting how invest in thispower generation, switching gear, lines, transformers and more are in high demand. Buy stock in these types of companies.Use a stock screener to help find companies, there are many. Example - Vertiv Holidings provides equipment and services to supply energy to data centers. Sector: Industrials, Industry: Electrical Equipment. Use stock screener and filter by these two and look at other companies like it. There is generation, transmission, distribution, switching, transformers, and so on. Lots of money flowing into etricity because of lack of investment for many years and sudden increase in demand by data centers so people can make dancing cat vid for >futures vids on /smg/
>>62159276Some folks make too big of a deal over one trade route disruption. Oil will continue to be sold and the world will carry on as usual. Life finds a way.
Stockmarkets should be open 24/7. Weekends suck. Premarket sucks. Aftermarket sucks. The void is killing me.
what time does david axios awake from his slumber to tell us all everything is okay and a deal to make this open is just 2 business days away?
>>62159292But we'll have 20% less oil, so we're supposed to have 20% less cars, 20% less food, 20% less houses after the trade routes have been fixed and rerouted.
>>62159286I'm glad you're doing okay. The stuff I'm talking about are widely discussed in the cycling community. I cycle too. I'm not talking about it to shit on cyclists. I say these things as a concerned man.
>>62159257Cycling and cardio have their benefits, like they always have. Weights are obviously great if you want to bulk up and look big. Cardio, especially running and cycling are great if you want to cut visceral fat (which most people do). I think weights have been assumed as the default best thing for everyone, but it really depends on what you want to achieve.
>>62159295>Stockmarkets should be open 24/7would unironically bring about world peace in the Trump era with there being no time for war
>>62159292Fairly certain that it's a big deal and will have massive negative consequences the longer it goes on, but it's not like there's much to do about it from my perspective either way. I'll just try to get some dip buying money and see whether there's something I'd like to increase my position in. I've heard some opinions about possible gold crash/value decrease in not too long future, we'll see.
>>62159302Fair enough but people have been riding bikes just fine since the Victorians. Modern folks think they need to go gym and swallow protein and buy special saddles and.......It's all nonsense.
>>62159303I do a lot of cardio despite the studies showing high cardio lowers testosterone. It's great at burning fat for sure, and that's my primary goal.Anyway I do more weight lifting and shorter, more intense cardio now (faster few miles of running). I used to run 6-10 miles all the time but I felt so exhausted after. Now I just run 1-3 miles in a faster pace and do weights.
>>62159292george lucas tried to warn you
>>62159292This. The strait of Hormuz literally doesn't matter. If you just zoom out a tiny little bit, you can actually see that it just runs into a dead end. Imagine thinking the world was going to be end because your little cult de sac had some road construction going on a few streets up the road for a few months. Absolute nothing burger.
>Iranian official: If our oil wells are damaged due to the blockade, the oil wells of countries supporting the US will be damaged
>>62159311Most cyclists will only have negligible to very mild damage to the prostate and testes. The studies were mostly focused on intense cyclists that spend all day rubbing their crotch and legs tightly in tight clothing on a tiny light seat.Anyway, whenever people tell me that they're fine despite the studies saying doing said thing could be bad, I always counter by asking "okay you're fine, but what if things could've been even better/healthier if you didn't do it?"
>>62159283>cortisollmao
>>62159292>>62159301>>62159308Unironically priced in. 20% reduction in a market where they artificially control the price because there is an over abundance in supply so everyone can keep making money should be a dead give away the panic is fake and gay. No different than the faggots that said, "at the rate we are consuming oil we will run out 1990. No wait I mean sometime in the future we will run out of oil." Hasn't even come close and we keep finding more. It will be used as an excuse though to control the goyim since it falls in line with new carbon tax initiatives to keep the goyim less active.
>>62159333That's fair.
>>62159333>war will come to an end very soon2 more weeks.
>>62159329flawless logic
>>62159329>US doesn't use the straitnot that I care but why doesn't Trump ask Elon and the Boring Company to dig a channel through Iran instead? that would get oil to Europoors easier it looks like
>>62159316From what I've read the intensity of the cardio workout seems to have the most benefit, as opposed to the duration. Like you can see massive improvement in visceral fat by just doing two 45 minute moderate intensity cycle sessions per week. Moderate intensity meaning you have some difficulty speaking a full sentence while cycling. Honestly not that hard to do, even if you are fat.
Oil heads are not suited for the world to come. They would rather spend >1k for trannie repairs on their gas mobile. I use that money to spread my portfolio and let the old oil steed die. I have a bicycle.
>>62159340I think you're right, they can just throw away less food into the trash and then the shortage is fixed.
>>62159338That shit is actually bad for you and will lower your testosterone in the long run according to research.
>>62159338Be careful with this if you run on cortisol as many do. I tried it and it floored me for weeks.
>>62159349Do you have a folding bicycle?>>62159347Trumps fake shooting didn't even pump the market at all.
>>62159351I've been taking ash everyday for 5+ years and my T is high and I feel great.
>>62159350Food is going to be impacted funny enough and that also falls in line feeding the goyim more slop and bugs. No coincidence as well Bill Gates has been buying a ton of farmland.
>>62159338I want to use this, but my doctor told me I should be careful with my liver so I don't use it. Ash causes moderate liver toxicity after regular use, and there are withdrawal symptoms to its use, which means it is changing your natural production of chemicals.
>>62159316post tits
>>62159348yep. Agreed.
>>62159354Maybe the research into it was bullshit. I have to see how it was conducted again. I really hate this shit when I look into supplements research because half of it is always trying to support it to sell the product and the other half is big pharma wanting you to use drugs instead of homeopathic shit.
>>62159356Ash causes no liver toxicity whatsoever. There has not been a single study direct linking the two. Bogus supplements cause liver problems.
>>62159361zero?
>>62159358I'm not posting my hairy nipples online for free
>>62159180awesome strings. >netflix original thrillerfocus women's thoughts towards murder and rape
>>62159292Sure thing
>>62159084Reminder that HGRAF has patents on graphene-copper electrical transformers.
>>62159353>Do you have a folding bicycle NOOO! I wish that I did though because it would be easier to flex on the subway. Public transit + walkable cities + bike lanes mog all oil heads. I laugh in the face of $200 crude.
>>62159381>HGRAFWhat about the 'other stuff', she got patents on that?
>>62159381Isn't that a canadian pump and dump scam company?
>>62159333Full translation.
man you really can’t negotiate with Arabs, it’s either you decimate them or give in
>>62159388Is that for making tea?
>>62159390>Full translation."Iran will casually respond, but not too aggressively, as to not alienate anyone of our neighbors. Even though we have been attacked numerous times we will show restraint until we are finally defeated then cryout 'how could this have happened?" We refuse to develop nuclear weapons even though the nukes would prevent any further attacks." - Iran
>>62159393Or just leave them alone in the first place.
>>62159381Did the 'simpvesting" strategy of investing in companies run by pretty women work out for any anons? Seemed like a new and novel (and bad) investment strategy at the time
>>62159388Yes.>>62159389The people who said it was a pump and dump scam were themselves short-selling scam artists. It's now an American company headquartered in Austin, Texas, renamed to Hydrograph USA, Inc.
If I need to teach myself about debt/monetary policy/central banking in 48 hours with one (1) book, what should I read?>t. 127-133 IQ, lazy so Tier II school, 98th percentile LSAT/SAT-Reading comp but gets midwit+ scores on math (because memorizing rules is gay) intuitive purist bad at geometry good at stats more abstraction and analogizing the better typea nigga
>>62159206He raped and murdered 11 year old girls and boys and dissolved their bodies in acid while blackmailing all of the world's politicians and celebrities. Epstein's crimes have more physical evidence than the holocaust. Buy every oil dip with maximum leverage.
>>62159403Princes of the Yen. There's also a documentary by the same name.
>>62159403Im reading a book called "Central Banking 101". It's kinda dry and I don't have a degree in finance so I've only read few chapters so far
>>62159296a couple minutes after the "AA activity over Tehran" and "MULTIPLE BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCHES" headlines tonight>>62159390>4 = 1that's like 400% less oil wells>>62159403charging you for the time i spent reading that second part>>62159412not suppose to (You) it
a new formula just droppedhttps://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2048492561350717700
>>62159389I'm pretty sure they have paid shills all over plebbit and 4chan to promote their stock.
>>62159421This is my quant.
I am now losing pennies on TRUMP coin. I am so very disappointed right now. TRUMP coin is not climbing over this most recent Abraham Lincoln theatrical promotion.
>>62159421All the pipelines being hit could cause quite a lot
Degiro is doing maintenance, I can't access my portfolio and I'm freaking out
>>62159421I kind of doubt Iran has the capability of hitting those piplelines. If they do, then why haven't they done it already?
>>62159431market will probably pump or flat
>>62159421Lmao.
Futs are going to crab. Asian markets are going to be lame. EU is going to crab. US opens, giga green turbo dildo.Screencap
>>62159436If the US has the capability to beat Iran, why haven't they already
>>62159443i'm going to be fucking pissed
>>62159436They won't hit the pipe. They'll hit the pumping stations.Yes, they can, easily. There's plenty of evidence of their capabilities.
Earnings next week for>Apple>Google>Meta>Amazonmarket’s gonna pump so hard, especially after the Intel pump last week. Buy TQQQ
>>62159443Sounds plausible. Weekend bitcoin confirms, currently green at +0.95%
>>62159421Oh god SOXL..
>>62159445Exactly. They don't have the capability.>>62159448You didn't answer the question. What are they waiting for? An invitation to destroy their competitors' infrastructure?
>>62159436they already hit a pumping station at least once
>>62159390Did their Ministry of Math & Numbers approve that before their Ministry of Twitter allowed it to be posted?
>>62159458>What are they waiting for?America to attack. They won't do anything until then. Why would they? They hold all the cards.
>>62159304hah, you might be right
>>62159466Yes. Unlike trumps unhinged ramblings.
>>62159471The man dodges bullets on the daily and you think your weak words can hurt him?
>>62159366https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0965229920319099
>>62159135Are you brown?
>>62159471>he doesnt like the unfiltered remblingsSad.
>>62159445>>62159458>>62159436>>62159421You could say the same shit about Russia and Ukraine, China and Taiwan, Thailand and Cambodia, or just Afghanistan. The point of wars these days isn't for anyone to win, it's so bankers can fund never ending wars so there is a constant state of war to bring in the new world order. Imagine everyone living at a casino except no one is getting drunk or high and the rich people are eating healthy food and have casino gym memberships with good healthcare so they can live forever while everyone gambles their life away because they have no choice because the rest of the planet will be destroyed. This is how the chips will fall where they may because everyone will be living in a 24 hr monitored casino pleasure dome for the elites.
>>62159478He hasn't dodged a bullet yet. Fake and gay.
>>62159487fucked up
>>62159366>>62159479and another onehttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ptr.70096The studies claiming liver problems do not have a single mechanistic link and did not control for anything. Whereas there are multiple rct's that establish safety of use
>>62159445Because it would reveal to the world they possess advanced technology that could only have been reverse engineered from alien tech.
>>62159479Okay on the liver stuff. Does ashwagandha have any issues with tolerance and/or withdrawal symptoms? I read some guys on reddit say they got huge panic attacks when they stopped using it.
>>62159206Lol holy retarded golem
>>62159497I don't want to live at casino pleasure domes for the elite either but this is what they like and enjoy. I mean fuck who wants to be sober at a casino but the elites will tax everyone or raise their insurance rates to where drinking or getting high will be unaffordable unless you plan to kill yourself that way anyway like a homeless person in a casino. There are more ways nowadays to get rich but the house always wins and it comes with the trade off there are no real connections between human people, or relationships, or meaning, or real art/music because people will be indoctrinated into this system and already are pretty much are. You can't convince me people becoming wealthy by being "influencers" have lives worth living if they are always busy sitting in front of a camera editing their life away.
>>62159512Anything and everything consumed can be bad for one person and not another.
>>62159436I kind of think you're a dumb goy
>>62159206Lol Epstein did a lot more than sex trafficking bro. He also traded weapons, laundered money, and funded secret off the record science research into shit that will probably ruin the planet. You focus too much on the stuff that gets simps and women upset lol.
>>62159520did you personally ever need to increase dosage to feel the same effects?
>>62159523It just makes me feel normal. Nothing crazy. I used to get anxiety from coffee and I don't anymore thanks to ash. No dosage change same amount everyday for years. It's not like a drug where you take more and more to chase the high. I don't feel high on it.
>>62159159Fuck a 3% a year nigga I make 3% a month
What will happen to oil at open?
Serious question anons. How do I invest in Antarctica? Everything is pointing to it being the next frontier for humanity with its mineral wealth being untapped and the demands of the world increasing over the next 30-40 years. We could get in on this early anons by investing in Antarctica and other polar regions>muh Antarctic treaty, Madrid protocolIt’s set to be revised in 1948, and America will almost certainly not event m extend it. There’s too much at stake.
>>62159539They say there is an underground passage into some other world in Antarctica. A real paradise but who knows if these legends are real.
>>62159535flash crash to 0, then gap up to $300 to liquidate everybody in the futures market
>>62159539>and other polar regionsbrother there are only 2
>>62159535>What will happen to oil at open?Unfortunatly, nothing. Crab or a small dump. Nothing biggie.
>>62159333>proceeds to bomb OmanIranians are niggers
>>62159535A convenient David Axios "news" 30min before the open.Doesn't matter either way for the long term. Don't chase oil price, chase oil companies.
>>62159531alright
>>62159333Well, he's only stating the obvious natural thing. If Iran has to close down wells because the strait is closed and oil can't be stored anymore, guess what, Gulf state have to do the exact same. Way worse than Iran, even.
>>62159403You should have asked before you started vagueposting you fucking clown
>>62159553>Don't chase oil price, chase oil companies.This is the best tip you are going to get this week anons.
>>62159567That dude is such a pretentious young fag>baby discovers how bankers use war>thinks the system is going to end>doesn't realize this is how the system has always been and runs this way
henlo mister jeromethe world is crazy todaypeople are losing their mindsbecause of high ratesu must lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
>>62159556One last thing is ash really shouldn't be referred to as "one thing". The various formulations all have wildly different effects. The only one I really like is ksm-66. If that didn't exist I'd take a full spectrum product. The other formulations I tried I did not like and gave me side effects. So there's 100% truth to them having negative effects.
>>62159576inflation is too high and only rising, raise the rates jerome
>>62159543?>>62159547Think of all the mineral resources that Antarctica has. Think of the implications of its vast coastline. You could line up so many data centers. It could also become prime real estate in the next hundred years.No native humans live there, so no issues with conquering as much of it as you want
>>62159412>>62159522>Schizo nonsense Jeffy did no such thing. He was too busy cooming to do that nefarious type of shit
>1 gorillion 1pbtids show up to """debate""" about epsteinsorry guys
>>62159576>>62159593>2026>we still havent figured out how to lower inflation And boost investments
>>62159572When I was like 8 years old, I got my first checking account at the local TD. I had like $30 and got $0.01 of interest per month. When I had $50.00, it become $0.02 and I thought that was so coolI also thought the concept of paying money to service a loan was really stupid ("Why would you pay money to use money you don't have? Just wait for it!")
>>62159579interesting. I just saw them as the same thing
>>62159603>Wait until you figure out and realize that monetary policies don’t need to have inflation at all! Imagine the look on your face
futes will be red and we will open and close green
The tech elite will pull off a hit on the pope. The death of the pope will trigger the two sides of WW3. Freemason/technocrats who want transhumanist future connected to the cloud with AI as the artificial monad. The other side will be the humanist gene editing supersoldiers fighting for the real monad plans. The stock market will plunge 70 percent in a day on the start of the transhumanist tech elites wanting their book of revelations forced after the pope dies. The stock market is mostly deep pools of vatican money that works through private equity and has been supporting big tech since before the dotcom era. Trump has picked his side and the pope picked the other side. After the stock market plunges all nukes on earth will be fired. Money will be useless. Only thing that matters will be SKS and silver. The rest will be up to gods will through /k/ommandos to save humanity. We are gonna make it and bring back tartaria as jesus wanted.
less than an hour until i get fucked by futas
>>62159598Emails and the picture of some acquaintances along with testimoney from a bunch of different people with even a comedian saying he saw and met Epstein while Epstein was talking to an Israelie military leader. Ghislaine also runs Taramar which is some elite underwater group for rich people.
>>62159602>we are going to convince retarded schizos with big egos that epstein and the conspiracies surrounding him are false are you retarded? What’s the point of wasting time and money convincing people here?
>>62159613bro
>>62159614I have been told that getting fucked in the ass by futas is not gay so you should be good.
>>62159614I hope your body is ready.
Did you have a nice weekend smiggers? Because we're going to have a great week ;)Except for big fat gay ugly stupid bears :3
>>62159614Living the /biz/ dream
>>62159608The main BioActives are called withanolides. There are 40 of them and the specific type and quantity varies wildly between products which explains the wide array of reported effects.
>>62159623just let SPY tank on monday then it can do whatever it wants...
when to buy more SOXX? will it correct at least a bit or nahalso are there better alternatives? i.e baka, soxq etc
>>62159626thanks for winning me over. I might try KSM-66 soon if costco sells any
>>62159634We're going to 730 on Friday after double beats raised guidance raised capex by GOOGL, META, MSFT, BRKB, AMZN, AAPL.Its Spring, bears were fat and complacent from hibernation in Winter but now they are skinny and weak.Its open season for bears, count your days bobo.
>>62159647not even a bear or a bull i'm just trying to ride the tweet waves
Amdchads I sold for a 3.5x but I hope you get to 400. No sour grapes from me
Anyone posting a pic of Epstein even ironically like this is fucking sick loser faggot
Future open = oil dumpNEON green monday, good news with Trump surviving assassination, ceasefire extension, peace announced by Tuesdaythis is the golden bull run, bears will rope
Are you ready? Domain just went live.https://aliens.gov/
When do the SEA countries began to default and collapse for the lack of oil?
>>62159664they will rope but don’t forget to sell in may and go away
>>62159667that's just where you report illegals
>>62159671>don’t forget to sell in mayWhat happens in May?
>>62159329Its kinda funny, no one CARED about Hormuz before this, not even Iran.But now? Man, Iran is probably like "lulz, look at America, they so stupid. If we close this tiny river, everyone suffers! Man, why didn't we do this before?!"
>>62159572You will continue to accuse me of vagueposting (and seething).I already made a prediction. This last Wednesday (might have been Thursday) I said we would see a significant downturn in the next two weeks in markets.This being the case, markets will actually crash in 3 weeks from the aforementioned Wednesday, and you and I will spend the next 3 months arguing about whether it counts or not, because this is the sort of humor the demiurge has.But, you have a real prediction to go off of.
>>62159677my birthday
>>62159680I predict you are wrong and will die alone and penniless you lame anime bear. Markets go up and to the right, don't try to fight it.
I went to fuck a whore I hadn't seen in over a year. I got there and she had put on a ton of weight. I was about to walk but decided I'd at least fuck her throat. I regret even doing that now. I'm going all in on Christ now.
>>62159699did christ keep the weight off?
>>62159680I never accused you of vague posting. Look through the thread and take a closer look at post ID's. That is some other guy. I don't really pay attention to what you post because it's clear you are just some young dumb idiot probably with self absorbed parents that never gave you any real attention so you seek it here pretending like you have some profound insight on things. If you were serious about any of this stuff and really wanted to put your money where your mouth is you could show pics of your positions and holdings but I doubt it will ever happen. I even doubt if you really do have a trading account in the first place. If you get annoying enough I will just filter you out.
>>62159659Literally why did he do it
>>62159708Got pushed from behind. Getting pushed is normal in races like that, but it was a bigger push than usual and he's just not that good of a driver at handling pushes like that.
>>62159704Mr Bobo is coming.You can seethe at me about this fact, but its won't slow him down one bit.
>the retarded market will open green
>>62159684
>>62159720and there's nothing you can do about it
>>62159716Your evidence for bear marlet is google searches from poor people, they don't prop up the k shaped economy. How old are you, where are you from and post port you LARPing attention whore.
>>62159678It was always Iran's plan to close Hormuz since the 1970s.
>>62159725based
>>62159725noice
>>62159069They're not; they're running TO the world's toughest competition in town
>catalog /biz/ is aware of MU nowTOPSIGN
>>62159734he posted animme girls too.
does david axios know futures open in 5 bings?where is the fake news?
Weird that nothing happened to the market when the stuff happeend yesterday.
>>62159677hopefully the market fills that negrolicious gap at 650
>>62159759No need for today. Shit will barely move.
wtf happened why is shitcoin going up??
>>62159659Didn't Wallace get even tho? :0
AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
I lost one Abraham Lincoln coin on today's attempt for a TRUMP bull run. Should I fold now or wait for a second attempt at a rally tomorrow?
futures crater 0.2% on the open
>can’t get out of the market even if i wanted to since I’m still too much downDon’t collapse yet please
>>62159786Why the fuck would you trade that scam?
Those still crying about the Iran war have the same energy as the people who screamed at others to wear a mask even after the pandemic was over. KEK OIL BAGGIE
>>62159788We have more 16 hours of >no news to pump this market
>>62159613man i do love some good original thinking no matter how schizo it is. Thanks bro it's so refreshing to hear an original thought. Didn't read past the second sentence but still, very cool.
>that pump on natural gas18 fucking cents on open holy shit lmaodid any see the green dildo on natural female gas? lmfao
>>62159788They were down 0.50% last week. Guess how it opened.
i took profits on oil so expect it to go to $200 soon
>>62159813I didn't see it but I assume it was like pic related
>>62159757anime posters contribute nothing of value
Who else can feel the ceasefire coming?
>>62159834anime posters are blessed
>Warsh takes Fed chair>Cuts forward guidance that was in place since 2008>No more dot plots>No more extra information>No more calendar, won't even know when they're having meetings>Fed goes completely dark>Only information will be when the Fed decides to cut or hike the rate on an arbitrary day when they decide to implement the rate changeAre you prepared for the regime change?
>>62159836I can feel the hormussy beginning to twitch and shudderI like the way oil's looking
>gold in free fall in the middle of a warthe fuds might be right, after all. What a shit-show, this yellow nigger
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>62159844The low is already in, this will be a higher low. Watch and learn.
>>62159844trust the plan. People are selling off gold because they need the money and it's creating a dip.
Why is BTC Computer mooning and why are futes red???
>>62159839Absolutely. FOMC announcements are so vague and telegraphed in advance the market doesn't even react anymore. They're not even events, just cautious releases to keep the line going up and to the right at a steady pace.
>>62159839Vibe hikes.Lovely.
>>62159844Gold was supposed to counterbalance my portfolio. Instead it's like a rock tied round it's neck.
>>62159786do you mean 5 bucks.
reminder green close (Friday) plus flat futes (now) means green (tomorrow)
>>62159823nawnothing will happen, because tech would inverse and dump and give a cool buying opportunity before the next leg up.
>>62159677you’re supposed to go away
>>62159839sounds likea great time for insiders to make money
>>62159839>will randomly start cutting when Trump tweets some weird stuff
>>62159703yeah he carries the burden. Amen
>>62159876Same. It's been a month already, and that yellow shit still keeps falling.
>>62159842i shorted oil
>>62159881If would consult the chart
>>62159828saved
>>62159904but what about moon cycles
>>62159904Oh no this was the chart I was referencing I forgot the order. Please forgive me. Well technically we’re red so we open green h-heh
>>62159907Brilliant time to invest in flowers
>>62159907that's only for your period babe
>>62159904@grok is this true???
>>62159913Yes, everything you see on the internet is true.
>>62159907
>>62159902entry? let's see the damage
>futureswhere's the bloody monday bears, this is boring
>>62159916omg
>>62159911>full moons associated with market volatility and emotional tradingI wonder what could cause that correlation
>>62159907I worked bars when I was young. Can confirm full moons bring out the mentals.
>>62159924Apart from that.
>>62159925werewolves
>>62159788yeah like that one day in march when nasdaq futures opened at -3% and at the end of the day it turned green
What the Bitcoin doin???
>>62159937I don't know what are the normal markets doing, let alone bitcoin.
>>62159937Wondering this as well.A move on no news is the work of the jews.Scary.
>>62159937Its over
>>62159928>the mentalsLiterally me
>>62159861Selling the gold to pay the oil bills basically.But there's also 20% less oil out there. >>62159937It's about to pomp
>>62159925in my old job i did sales analysis for a large company, for fun i compared vs a lot of meme situations but there was a reliable improvement in conversion when there was a full moon, it wasn't a lot but it was still noticeable, it was very consistent over a period of the 3 years we had data for
>Oil rising Predict the manipulation truth
>>62159962$100 oil today is $75 oil 5 years ago due to inflation. bears missed this.
>>62159962no need to get too creative here just a possibility for the option to make a date to schedule maybe discussing further talks should be enough
>>62159956maybe decision makers lying awake at night because the moonlight, gives them extra clarity of thought and urge to take decisions
>>62159967that literally doesn't matter at all
>>62159919i got out unheemed at 96.33 about 45 mins ago on a quick scalp, looks like they might take them lower here finally though now that im out
>>62159956Every emergency worker (police/paramedics etc) hate working full moons.
>>62159879As you probably know, I represent the Boston Brahmins
>>62159954200k EOD
>>62159962trump said over the weekend the talks don't even need to be in person and can be done over the phone so expect a week of>Iran submits new proposals to intermediaries. US to review ahead of potential fresh negotiations - Axios>Further talks between US and Iran may come as early as this week, according to sources familiar with the matter.etc
KEK OIL BAGGOTS
>>62159975good one lol. $4 gas today isnt the same as $4 gas 5 years ago either
What happened with the DXY on the open? I checked some of the major pairs, but none seemed to correlate to that big of a move.
>>62159986>AXIOS: PUTIN AND ARAGHCHI CALLED TRUMP FROM MOSCOW>IT WAS A GREAT PHONE CALL, THE GREATEST EVER MADE
>>62160007many people are saying
>>62159996That's some delicious slop
>shit and piss futures down 12 points it’s over
>>62160006Jews probably.
>>62160006sorry that was me
>>62160006Anon fucked up his limit order
>OIL is not even above 100pathetic for bears
>>62160023No one needs that many billions of US dollars right at the open, spread it out and stop messing up the charts.
>>62160034>No one needs that many billions of US dollars right at the openyou don't know that
>>62160040You're right, I'll wait for anon's explanation
Low long does oil have to be above $90 for PBR to moon?
Just made a BBAB (big bomb ass burger)
>>62160057it already mooned didn't you zoom out?
>>62160062Its current P/E is 6 and if oil stays high it will be like 4Feels undervalued
>>62160060Those girls look more British than American.
I've seen someone describe gold as investing in the east, while bitcoin as investing in the west
>>62160077And Warren buffet said don’t bet against America. Long btc
>oil surgingThis might not turn out to be a good day after all
>>62160070It's brazilian
>>62160088When did he say that though?
>>62160090Its not even at 100 faggot and its crabbing downcope harder. NEON green monday
>>62160090just wait for the trump / axios double team
>>62160091You say that like its a bad thing
>>62160092Google exists
>>62160093It’s 107,5 retard.
>>62160092He said that about America. He most definitely didn't say that about BTC.
Will the QQQ rally continue?
>>62160138yes but by his logic btc is an investment of the west. America is the west, buffet says don’t bet against America, therefore invest in btc
bake status?
>>62160167no
New>>62160169>>62160169>>62160169>>62160169
>>62160173Nice title
why do you people bake on page 3? the last thread alive on /biz/ was bumped 17h ago, there's plenty of time left.
(You) are here:>the oil is going to explode on it's own but it doesn't have to because we already won
>>62159084Unironically riot platforms, they own ess metron and e4a solutions. You're welcome.
>>62159828weimar
>>62159613i've been thinking about this
>>62160213Thanks. I'm looking into it.
How get sex?
>>62160213I like those entities they own but bitcoin mining man... I don't know. I think I'll throw some money in but I'm hoping they are going into the infrastructure more with those acquisitions. I already own IREN and it hasn't done that well for me. Hopefully it's coming back but not sure I need another miner.
>>62160379I'd rather hold riot over iren with this catalyst. Iren could get fucked by this.
>>62160448Why?
>>62160154>>62160138>>62160092CRCL stockUSDC will be the counterbalance stablecoin to USDT1253 by 2029.
>>62159058>>62159245I have puts on VOO with a 645 strike price expiring May 8th. I hope they print.
>>62159667>CN=go-vip.colmao what the fuck is this
I really should have bought more at the bottom, but I assumed it was just the first dip of 2-3 in total.Now I am still sitting on 50k in cash with no good opportunity to put them into the market.
why bears crying on catalog when nothing moves up right now?
