AMC edition deathspike
nice thread boss.
> nows
when is the squeeze supposed to squazzle?
>He didn't buy GRRR
>meme stocks
>>62161683That horse sure do be slurping
what teh fuck is NOK doing above 5 bucks
NOKSPAIF
lean hogs
>>62161683>webmI should call her
>>62161692>doa ni go-fuck kanji
>>62161699bbw hogs, ticker: URMUM
>MUH BLACK MONDAY>MUH GAY OF HORMUZ>MUH EARNINGSbobos are so retarded
>>62161701who, sarah jessica parker?AMFN
tik tok soxl trannytik tok
5 year chart on AMC
ywnbab
>>62161654I want minute by minute updates on POET NOW.Fucking bought -35% feeling smug and now I hear the faggot CFO yapped and got orders cancelled?
First time I’m hearing about Poet Tech what do they actually do? is it worth investing in?
>>62161704Talks are dead. Islamabad is back to normal. Whether you like it or not, there's gonna be at least another round of war very soon
>>62161654I just FOMO'd 10K into NOK @11.24. How fucked am I?
>>62161714Also whoever shilled AMFN a few days ago thank you <3
>>62161681yeah SPAIF doing insanely good, but a bit scary to invest serious money into it after such a pump thats why i put poverty amounts and hoped to DMC over time.thinking of dipping into ASTS while its going down, got any gems on your list to look out for anon?
>>62161714Why did you think it dropped 35%Just for fun?Get out while you still can you silly smug smiggie wiggie!
>intc up>soxx downhmmm
>>62161715>>62161714I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO BE MINING COAL
>>62161715Look up the CEO's name and get back to us
>>62161719CVX and XOM report friday AM
I got rugpulled by qcom
Buying the SOXL dip will reward you.
I did a terrible thing being bullish on Klarna finally turning things around>30% revenue increase every year>stocks just keeps going downNever trust the swedes
>>62161724gonna go heavy into PL if it drops under 30 and will probably buy calls a couple weeks before earnings that worked out great last time. I'm mainly in PBR and SBLK tho
>>62161727I don’t care I’m doubling down they have CUTTING EDGE TECH that these tech DORKS will be itching to purchase for data center buildout CFO be damned I will NOT be selling
>>62161714My idea for POET is that they fire their CFO for making those comments that broke NDA, and then try to negotiate with MRVL to take them back.I expect him to be fired within the week. If they were on their shit he'd be let go before the end of the day.
>>62161729intelsisters stay winning
HOOD calls yes or no
>>62161741Sounds reasonable up and onward
>>62161740>Doubling down on a jeet companyI thought /smg/ was more risk adverse than this.
>>62161743Yes
>>62161737klarna management:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DHT8egDH39E
>>62161743No
I'm a white trash broker. I make off with the Northrop Grumman $$$ and buy a beef pattie.
Sold AMD, 3x in a year. That will help to partially cover my shorting losses.
>>62161747I have 11,000 shares of GRRRWhere in the fuck do you think you are smigga?
>>62161743Investing one day before report is high risk. I won’t be doing that again! hehehehe
>>62161755Yes. You the infamous jeet shiller is also retarded. What else is new?
AEHR down 8% on absolutely no news
My grandma paid for my car so I can invest for your Northrop Groommen. Did you even think about saying thank you?
>EWY
>>62161735I don't get it personally. Old guy I watch keeps chastising people for saying 'it has to correct after being that vertical' by saying 'nuh uh' but when he talks about why it went up in the first place it's because of the baller earnings season causing multiple intraindex rotations...but 85% of SOX's weight has already reported. So by his own basecase we're past what was grinding SOX up and it's going to keep going up? idk lads I'm not shorting it or anything and I hope a week from now I feel all fomo'd because you guys made money while I sat in the cuck chair but I don't see it.
THE DOUBLING IS UPON US!!!!8 MORE DOUBLES TO GO!!!!!!!!!
TIK TOK SOXL TRANNY
WTFWTF
Another day of accumulating soxs
>>62161746I already grabbed 50k worth at 8.38. I think this is effectively going to act as the retracement to the gaps up from the last few days. If POET plays their cards right I think 15 could come back in a few weeks.
I have no immediate work due, since we beat a deadline, is it bad i’m sneaking off to play WoW? Feels like wage theft, and wrong. Some people do back breaking labour and im fucking around playing games
>>62161684its crazy they had an epic squeeze and some people thought "this isnt the real squeeze" lol
FISV X5 IN ONE YEAR
ORCA bros, riding that wave!?
>>62161780>Feels like wage theft, and wrongyou're weak
>>62161782Yep that's the best part. It genuinely happened. But the fomo spawned a cult
>>62161779Damn we got Shakespeare in the thread
>>62161774based
>>62161780I should get my masters in china
>>62161785take my tendies
You guys know, should the market in a few weeks dump on "OMG THERE'S NO OIL, HOW COULD WE HAVE SEEN THAT COMING" the entire notion of "le forwardlooking market" is dead
>>62161763tell your grandma i love heri will suck the dust off that old lady clitty if she pays off my car too
>>62161741Bought 8,30 for 1,5k lel. No idea what that company is but that dip was too juicy. When do I sell?
>>62161800markets go up or downyou cant explain that
>>62161787weird that it happened a second time tho
Hoping all intcels have a wonderful and blessed day.
>>62161800So if it dumps people will become more reasonable? I kind of doubt it. When you go outside you meet people who are more bullish than you've ever been in your life even when you're pouring petrol into your car at insane prices, those people are smiling at you and dreaming of a rich future.
>>62161800Why would there be no oil, exactly?Are you aware of the area you (and I) are living in?We're not useless like Europe...
>POET Technologies is working on photonic chip technology to improve how data moves inside AI systems and data centers. The idea is promising, but it’s still developing commercially.looks promising, i just bought 5k worth of poet at $8
>>62161819
>>62161819Inside who's AI systems michael
>>62161819>Working on>Just lost their largest customer>Just irreparably damaged their reputation>Looks goodI am surrounded by idiotsIts why I fit in so well here :3
I already made back everything I lost on TRUMP this weekend in Lockheed. Dead coins come and go but aerospace contracts are forever.
i just boughted five (five) shares of schd
>>62161817Now you know why the market is getting pumped despite the potential threat.
>>62161800The market realized there is a lot of money to be made over speculation.
TIK TOOOOOK SOXL TRANNYTIK TOOOOOOOOOOKK
>>62161800be aware that when you look forward the forward also looks back into you
You did buy SOXS on Friday, didn't you?
>>62161831Sometimes even past what's forward
So glad soxl chuds finally got what was coming to them
>Marvell alleged that POET breached confidentiality obligations by disclosing sensitive details regarding purchase orders and shipping information.While POET management aims to pivot toward other strategic priorities, including a recently announced $5 million purchase order with a separate technology firm, the market remains skeptical.POET emphasized its continued development of its patented POET Optical Interposer platform for AI networks and hyperscale data centers. However, the company acknowledged significant risks, noting there is no assurance it can re-establish its relationship with Marvell.Investors are weighing this loss of a key partner against the company's ability to meet its remaining revenue targets and satisfy existing obligations.i sold
>>62161837frfr
>>62161800Just print more oil?
ARM bros....
WTFWT?!?!
just swing traded my way into another free 100 spaif shares thank you jews i love you so much
>guy who convinced me to buy OWL still hiding…Pathetic
>>62161846manipulated
spastic market
Can't check my poorfolio because t212 decided to do the 'verify yourself with a tiktok video' thing for the 5th time this yearFukken NIGGERS
>>62161849Did you buy OWL or OBDC?If you boughted OWL you are iredeemably retarded, if you bought OBDC you ite.
What’s happening?
Erm, you can start to buy TLT and TMF now :^)>>62161849>"convinced">was tricked into buying garbageyour fault for being low IQ
despite losing 3k in the second week i'm still finishing april with a realized 4% profit
>>62161856ITS
solded my spaif will buy next dip, give me something nice that dipped rn lads
WHERE ARE THE PAKISTANI HEADLINES
>MSFT, i am the captain now
Be cool smigga I just got the script, WTI dumps to $93 and SPY closes 720
>>62161852>verify yourself with a tiktok videothere's no way this is real
lots of panic in here when SPY is flat, oh wait you are all in SOXL LMAO
>>62161864Flat Capital
TSLA LOL
>The rally’s ignition point came in mid-April, when Wolfpack Research published a blistering short report. The activist seller branded POET a stock promotion, pointing to just $2.3 million in cumulative revenue since 2020 across seven strategic pivots. Its central claim: the company’s status as a Passive Foreign Investment Company (PFIC) would create a tax nightmare for US shareholders.>Chief Financial Officer Thomas Mika pushed back forcefully, calling the tax warning baseless. “Since we are in a loss position, there is nothing for US shareholders to tax right now,” he said in an interview. Instead, he highlighted the operational progress: a $5 million production order for optical 800G engines and outstanding invoices from Celestial AI, a company recently acquired by Marvell Technology. Wolfpack countered that POET has a long history of missing milestones.lol POET baggiesthis guy went to harvard too lmao
its ok AMD, you go up when you are ready
>>62161852>European brokerage>Tiktok yourself to verifyLmao. You weren't getting rich anyway. Just walk on.
The market will tank when Nvidia somewhat underperforms.
>>62161852I've never had this happen and T212 is the only broker I use.
>>62161884So never?
Lol at the SOXL haters when I'm up 250% on it
>>62161887
>>62161884NVDA has a lower PE than WalMart. You AI doomers need to get a new narrative already.
POET is crashing beyond the crash! I’m losing money now! I did in fact not manage to buy the bottom!
>Abbas Araghchi, the Foreign Minister of the Islamic Republic, announced that Donald Trump has requested negotiations because the United States has failed to achieve any of its objectives, and we are currently reviewing this request.
>>62161897You do that once on the device you're using and it remembers it indefinitely. Shit takes two seconds.
>>62161852>>62161897Now, please do the 'ahegao' face to pass the verification process.
My quant told me SOXS holders should stock up on a water based lubricant
>>62161904This is so embarrassing. The Mullahs are making fun of us boss.
>>62161904
>>62161900I didI boughted 50 shares when it dipped then immediately solded when the words "tax nightmare" came up as the first fucking search result lol+$15 but a win's a win
>>62161904this was the case all the time, the pakistan talks were just him tacoing through another country lmao
>>62161729>Fire based Pat for some sleazy MBA >Stock quadroples Fuck this gay earth
should have put in limit buy for oil to try catch the diptrump and david axios owe me $5 oil discount
Why is it, everything goes up when you AREN'T balls deep in it?You ALWAYS miss the 100x stick no one shilled.
LOCKHEED SISTERS!!! ITS GOING BACK DOWN
>>62161780China really has achieved the percect circular economy>poor chinese girls become e-thots that pay money for chinese food delivery>poor chinese boys become food delivery drivers who give their money to chinese e-thotsI guess they aren't so different from us afterall
>>62161914feels good having smiggers pay for my coffee today
>>62161916Pat was a pussy little christcuck who was afraid to lay people off. I wish I had bought more when the stock was crumbling and his only response was cope posting his pwecious widdle bible verses. Lip-Bu is so fucking based for turning the company around and taking out all the trash that little Timmy built up.
We have a situation.>US President Trump To Hold Situation Room Meeting On Iran – CBS
SOXL isn't pumping wtf
>>62161933I wonder if Trump can find Iran on a map
>>62161919You have the outlook of someone who chases whatever trash happens to x5 in a week for reasons that completely elude you, and even then you're two trading sessions late on the upside party and end up with less gains than if you had just stayed on VOO
>US Sec. Of State Rubio: US Cannot Tolerate Iran Controlling Hormuz – Fox NewsGetting nervous
>>62161933Can't wait for the indefinite ceasefire.This is Monday, he can't dump it, only pump it.
>>62161939David SOXL just got a huge amount of work done in a manic episode the past couple weeks he needs a break. We'll get back at it wednesday
>>62161940he's not flying the planes why would he have tocan you find burkina faso on a map?no one cares about shithole countries
strait status?
Iranbros…
>>62161933They're going to declare victory again and we're getting another 5% bump.
>>62161884>herp derp the market is dependent on nvdaBro you guys have become super retarded about the market tanking. Closest we came to the market tanking was over the coof and that's because a bunch of retards thought it was a good idea to close down the global economy down to "essential jobs." Whatever the fuck that all meant. Even then that dip wasn't so bad.
>>62161919just buy all the sticks and leverage the shit out of them. i do this and lost a lot of money already, you can do this as well
>>62161956Exactly, Iran is nothing. Doesn't even exist.>>62161958It's open because Iran is nothing.
>>62161966>It's openwould you please consult the charts
>>62161920Locksneed's Feed and Seed, formerly known as Chuck's
Selling my Lockheed bags . Oh husband we topped at 1030 in the morning.
Buying $30 GME July calls. This market desperately wants to get retarded again.So much bear cope on the timeline you just know.
sitting in the cuck chair watching my SPY option die from time decay for the third time
>The blockade will continue Iransisters…
You guys are making it sound like...I shouldn't look at my port today...
>>62161982Open it the FUCK up!!!
>>62161972>It's open>It's closedWho gives a shit about either of these outcomes? The strait literally just immediately leads to a dead end that you have to turn around in anyway. Literal nothing burger, please consult the map.
wen fake axios positive headline shrek dick?
>>62161989
>>62161994this but tomorrow
>>62161996luckily we dont really get any oil or gas from the strait. europe and asia may be concerned though lol.
>>62161696>SPAIFkicking myself for only buying $1k worth
Professor Ching Chong was wrong about everything?
Bullbros did we get to cocky?
it's over for me, financially speaking
>>62162008Not ye
>>62162001Why should anybody be concerned about what arabs do in their countries?It's a dead end and doesn't lead to any white or asian countries.A white supremacist wouldn't care
the iran thing is getting kinda boring already, who else can we start a war with? maybe curacao? makes drinks look fake
BOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGbought some LITX, COHX and some CRDU on the dip.Crab the fuck out...im gonna fuckin nap.
Are americans retarded or do they not know what a global market is?
>>62162024It's retarded shills or actual retards
>>62161945kek, classic /biz/tard tactics
Selling ORCAthanks for the coffee, see you tomorrow
WTFWT
>>62162024we wont have any shortages here sorry.
>>62162029Is this a good...or bad one...
>>62162024America is exporting oil and just broke records for oil exports It is making money off the straight being closed lmao
>>62161747>adverseilliterate
>>62161996And yet the market doesn't give a fuck. Keep fighting the tape anon, maybe it'll work out one day.
>>62162033based retard
The silver hype is dead and buried thoughbeit
>>62162024Based retard
>>62162040Once the oil debacle is resolved we'll see silver go to Jupiter.
>>62162040Silver was going for 150 per bar in Shanghai. People were saying the physical market was going to win, but in the end the futures market won. The real world was fake.
>>62162024>It's a global market>Which is why I'm hyper autistically concerned about some dead end gulf in the middle of nowhere Lmao.
>>62162040Its oil brobeit. This has been very obvious.
>>62162051OIl do be important doe...we cook with it...
>>62162055what goes good with oil?
>>62162058Potatoes for french fries
Baron got his longs and just dumped all his oil. Now we're heading to 7.5k
WHAT;S HAPPENINGGOD I WANT TO DIE
>>62161939Soxl retard pumped to $130 out of nowhere on a closed hormuz and Apple pulling back on AI - that was the pump. You're getting redeemed on triple leverage now.
>>62162058WTI Fried chicken. Absolutely delcious.
>>62161715>>62161724>>62161757>>62161763>investingYou're not investing. You're buying magic numbers and hoping they go up just to drop them and collect profit. You're freaking GAMBLERS.
>>62162065....?
>>62162061>Baron got his longs and just dumped all his oil.how the fuck do you even find this outyou can't just see important people's portfolios can yo? wouldn't that make this shit trivial?>>62162060tasty
>>62162065Oil is slowly creeping over $100
>>62162070You're talking to pajeets
>>62162070>has to fart>shits insteadgambling degens get what they deserve
>>62162047employim are convinced that the fake memories and programming that told them to go somewhere and be something every daylight hour. maybe one day they will realize their thoughts aren't theirs.
HOVR thoughts?it has some insane analyst ratingsaverage is 300%+ for EOY
>>62162077Whose side...are you on...?
>>62162074Have you never heard of the pelosi tracker?
>>62162079>>62162080blow your brains out
>>62162086i have noti know she be insider trading o algo
>>62162070I'm putting my money to work. If my money doesn't work, it gets fired. Not a gambler, I'm an entrepreneur!
>>62162096Sometimes I wish it was worth it to buy bonds and actually fund investing. Instead I just buy and hold companies that do the work for me.
>buy spx calls>buy uso callsIt's like a strangle except they can both tard out and go up at the same time too.
things bears will never understand
>>62162070Call it what you want to. Lockheed Martin just paid for my iced coffee.
>>62162101Energy and utilities alone are shitting cash
Lisa su please...just ONE MORE PUMP AND I WILL SELL MY CALLS I PROMISE
Tradingview got super jewish and the watchlist only allows for 30 entries without jewing out. Any other good tracking websites?
buddy look at amd computer
>>62162113Sometimes I misspell Tradingview as Tardingview and I think that's appropriate.
So is the tech pump that was based on vibes finally over? I want to buy some semi-stocks but not while their p/e is over 200
Whatever trump did recently is not looking good for the market.If he doesn't give us some bullish news then we're looking at a recession or worse.
>>62162123So you want to buy the same tickers which have already pumped (on vibes only) so they can pump a second time to these levels (this time justifiably, since you won't have been priced out this time)
Is the orange gonna fix it? Any news?
>>62162117my calls got heemed so hard. im already down 30% on my position
Ugh idk if I should sell my SOXL or not. I'm up over 200%
>>62162126maybe some more ballroomposting will calm the market
>>62162145where wheat?
>>62162146CSPs nigger
>>62162066But why though? Can't we just keep pumping no matter what?
>>62162149in the fields bro
>>62162126I can't believe how poorly the military industrial complex is doing. I would think that during war times, they would be bullish. But this morning's rally around the Pentagon's new Golden Dome contracts barely lasted an hour and I am cashing out with just enough to score lunch.
>MU up like 6% once they finished suppressing the shit out of it for Friday's 500 call wallI should have carried bull spreads over the weekend
>>62162122Im new, ok.
>>62162149it would pick up the ticker WEAT but not the word wheat it is not a ticker thank you sir
Google definitely hitting a new ATH today even if by a few centsNot so sure about Nvideo
>Several million in private placement and tranches>DumpsSo tired of this stupid shit. All news is bad news.
>>62162168MUGODS?...Fucking won?AHA CULTISTS WIN AGAIN AHAHAHAHA I'M GLAD I DIDN'T SPLIT HALF INTO AMD I KNEW THE TRUTH
AMD has a P/E 127 WTAF
>>62162187SNDKGODS MUGODS ARE WE EATING GOOD RN ?
>>62162189Yeah, but don't look up Intel's.
>>62161654>check rate cut odds>tldr the market has completely abandoned the possibility of a rate hike this year, 70% chance of maintaining the rates and 25% chance of 1 small rate cut, with 5% of more than 1 rate cut>therefore the market expects the fed will do nothing because the inflation expectation is overblownhow is inflation expectation overblown in the us with a massive increase in the price of gas and kerosene since late February that doesnt seem to go back to the previous levels anytime soon?? is it because the tariffs are being replaced with higher oil prices?
>>62162196>SANDISKFUCKINGGODWelcome back bro. We dinin' finin'
AVEX bros we eating good smiggas fr fr mhmm das rite I said we eating good up in dis bitch mhmmm das rite ya hurr?
>>62162199Woah it's so large it won't even fit into the PE field on any website
>>62162199the number is so big its obviously cant be put into cant be displayed digitally
>>62162210fucking auto correct
>year of our lord 2 026>still believing PE mattersngmi.
Defence cant pump because there will be a blue wave during midterms and the democrats are drakegesture towards new warplanes, and with an iron fist they will only approve entitlements going to black latinas.
WE PUMP
>>62161780Looking at bugs gives me uncanny valley vibes. Their flat faces with slits for eyes is just wrong. Its worse when their dress in western clothing and put theit hair in front of theit face like the vid. You think for a sec that you are looking at a human woman then you get a glimpse of the bugface and it triggers a primal horror like seeing something nearly human that is clearly not human.
>>62162221Trump is going to get a ton of sympathy votes and his big beautiful ball room after what happened with the whole assassination attempt boss.
>>62162231its called being racist
>>62162079>>62162096You make a bet and hope it plays out, gambler.>>62162103Booo-fucking-whoo, gambler.
Please god let the eur/chf ratio stay above .9, I need those expensive prostitutes
>U.S. Farm Bankruptcies Surge +46% as Fertilizer Costs Squeeze Farmers:>The American Farm Bureau Federation reported 315 Chapter 12 bankruptcy filings in 2025, up from 216 in 2024 and the third consecutive annual increase. >The Midwest got hit hardest with 121 filings, a +70% jump. >The Southeast followed with 105, up +69%. >Together, those two regions accounted for more than two-thirds of every farm bankruptcy in the country.>Fertilizer prices are pouring gasoline on the fire.>Urea, the most widely used nitrogen fertilizer on the planet, has ripped +87% year-to-date and trades near $720 a tonne. >For corn growers who depend on nitrogen, this is a dire situation.>Many farmers are reporting they will cut the amount of fertilizer they use, shift from corn toward less nitrogen-dependent basedbeans, or just take the yield loss.>Farms are under pressure.BASED, haha nothing has an affect on us haha
>>62162196I've lost so much money shorting SanDeep it's unreal.
>>62162256This is the worst part of Trump's presidency- he's fucked farmers over again and again
>>62162205alright, living good i see. /biz/ doesnt seem to realize that memory chips are the new gold, how do you put a price tag on that? Is MU/SNDK really overpriced, or is it hysterically UNDERVALUADED?Anyone working in tech knows that AI is already conscious and quickly teaching itself how the human brain works. AGI is possibly a couple of weeks away. Once that happens we'll see incredible advancements in the blink of an eye just like in the movies. Plus we have the strongest economy in US history and the Fed is juicing the market, so there is unlimited money to pump up MUGODS. Not to mention the trillions on the sideline eager to get back in so let me set the record straight:>S&P will reach over 9000 this year>the economy is roaring>earnings are blowing out expectations>the Fed is juicing the economy>AGI is coming
>>62162256Based trump getting us off HFCS. MAHA
>>62162256>>62162261its like there is a coordinated effort to cause worldwide food and energy shortages or something......
I hope amd fills that gap so I can get back in
>>62162264Damn right. Nothing feels better than getting the benefits of AI at work and home and stopping yourself from being smug at all of your buddies whining constantly about RAM prices and EVERYBODY ON EARTH HATING AI AND CALLING FOR THE BUBBLE TO POP FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT NOWNot to top call but yeah having to hold it in, saving all of these twitter posts and news articles seething for when I make it and can look back on them
>>62162264i love epstein's face so much i'll never forget him or his name i love these memorial posts i <3 epstein
>>62162279based
Today I threw in 30k into the market.>15 MU>21 GOOG>31 NVDA>13 AMD>9 MSFT>10 AAPLMight throw in another grand or two into MU and GOOG tomorrow.
>>62162279because of him i have started reading yuri manga and it's surprisingly kino
>>62162285>>62162290so truewhether you're on the left or the right, we can all admit, epstein was actually cool and basedonly people who disagree are stinking qanon boomers
>>62162261Stock market is at ATH. You lost, farmtranny
>>62162287This is the top
>>62162256suicide is badass
>>62162261farmers get fucked no matter what because the nigger moloch technocrats need control of the world's food supply, which is threatened by independent farmers
>>62162295I'll be voting for Trump again doe, I'm just saying I don't like that we're buying beef from Argentina and this
>>62162298tsmt i love suicide, i love suicide carnival>>62162299would happen under trump or anyone elseh
>>62162176Of course I say A and B happens.Can't get anything right
>>62162264I seriously believe all /smg/ posters evolve into Epstein like figures. He is one of the final forms for bizraelies.
>>62162301Okay fine, I'll drop that from Trump
Everything's computer.
>>62162304very truethere's no other alternative, you MUST be like epstein, he was coolhe's a role modelyou would all do EXACTLY what he did if you had his money or were in his position, NONE of you are any better, you would all be defilers, don't deny it DON'T DENY IT
like really am i the only one seeing any of thisthis site is so fucked everything's fuckedeveryone moved to china
The farmers of Alderado will die and we will cook synthetic gourmet snacks in women's underwear no cap
Do you invest in the Anglo-Zionist network /smg/?
Uhhh the straight is still closed… why aren’t we mega dumping. Like what the actual fuck?!?!
>>62162313feel like i missed the boat on it
>>62162315We turned on the oil printers and got bored of being afraid.>He thinks markets are rationalLol. Lmao even!
>>62162313oh my god we're bound for hell
>>62162315Fund managers are waiting for retail to fomo buy in before they do a coordinated 30% drop over 2 weeks and buy back in
>>62162315invidier ath
>>62162308He wasn't a defiler though according to his own beliefs. The goyim for us are everyone outside of /smg/ so we are even a more selected few than Jews themselves. We are God's chosen, chosen people. The true ones, not the imposters that Jews have become.
>>62162315Priced in, and it's spelled "strait," anon.
>>62162318Anglos and Jews are the most successfully mercantile people in history. I don’t think you can lose by betting on them.
>>62162326>i am the utterance of my name>everything is just a power struggle between self-imposing ideologiesso true xister
>>62162326religious text when? i'll make the logo
Why are straights so closed on /smg/?
>GRRRNice breakout retard lmao. Time to cut your losses.
you can only win
>>62162336It was cute way back in November. Now...not so much. NiGRRR anon, it's time to move on
>>62162326blasphemy, you will never be a chosen people boss.
>>62162297>This is the topSo short it then if you're so confident?
You fuckers this isn’t funny, I got paid last week and bought $2k worth of puts and now it in the red. What the fuck man that was rent money and I had people saying it was guranteed to dump because of the run up. What the fuck.
>>62162344Options are gambling
>>62162340NeveRRR
>>62162341fuck off amalekler
>>62162341Ok we are all God's true chosen, chosen people except for you Baggie. Go somewhere else you blasphemous imposter. If that is what you believe you can stop posting here forever since it goes against your beliefs.
>>62162287She cute
>>62162344If you're a tall masc white guy you can make that back by letting 20 fags suck you off.
>>62162287That is basically 80% of my portfolio
Is it too late to ride the SNDK wave today? It looks like it is stalling and could drop within the hour.
>>62162360No
>>62162360FUCKING EVERYONE ELSE SHITS HARDEXCEPT SANDISK!WHATTHEFUCK!!!little faggot, I'll buy some, JUST TO WATCH IT TANK!
>>62162256they unironically voted for this, zero sympathy for farm baggiesthey'll just beg for another bailout
>>62162345Its not gambling if youre the first through the door
>>62162344Next time try buying calls. They’re kind of like puts but they work some of the time.
>>62162370>vote>every civilian wants to rip each other's throats out>faggots in suits keep winningoh
lol there's some MSFT baggies here reveal yourselves
>>62162359holy based
>>62162375But it bounced back? It's only -0.15% now
>>62162370that's also true, which is why it's double the fun.
reminder, SOXL is extremely cheap compared to the price it will be at next week, next month and next year
Can anyone explain this shit from IBKR?I keep getting this bulletin whenever I load the mobile appThe last order I made was $10 on XNDU last fridayThis bulletin doesn't mention NASDAQ and my order doesn't seem to have been canceled... so will this bulletin just keep showing up to annoy me for a while regardless?
>>62162375>he didnt slurp
>>62162382soxl was 7 dollars last april
>>62162386Oooo yummy
>>62162384Forgot pic dammit
>>62162384>$10 on XNDUdamn anon and his 3 digit port going to be huge anyday quantum stocks actually turn a profit
>>62162382Would be legendary bagholding thats for sure
>>62162388If you didn't buy any then you're a retard
Apparently Nokia has dividend?What does this mean for my stock and options?
>>62162196Even that fool who waited until SNDK was at $980 turned a profit.
>>62162393Meh I just saw it on the nvda subreddit that they were tied to nvidia or smth and decided to throw 10 bucks for shits and gigglesI don't have much money I'm a neetI spent like 900 bucks on nvidia in February which is doing ok but it's nor like I expect to become rich off of it
>>62161812it's easy>i buy>market go down>i sell>market go up
crabbed
When will the Ayatollah send my SOFI to the moon
>>62162410you just can't lose with SNDK meanwhile amd can't stop shitting the bed
CRDO is taking a breather lads
>>62162417majestic
>>62161654Can you guys please stop fucking selling POET. Fucking stop. Stop fucking selling
>>62162410SNDK is too expensive, I can't Call unless I'm like 400 out from current.
are you feeling it mr. krabs?
AMFNbros...we made it
>>62162430A short poem of POET by Shilliam SmiggspeareI was shilling a scam called POET,It was a shit stock boy don't I know it!The smiggers did buyAnd the stock price did dieAs the CFO could not tell a lieNow all the baggots scream, WHYYYYY
>>62162430BUT RETARD!BUY DIP HURR DURR!IT 50% DOWN, THAT MEAN CHIPIES!!!
Oily
JEROME
>>62162435Well...I'm feeling something
>>62162435crabchan...
david soxl's risk-free retirement slingshot is down 7%...
I think we're reaching "Truth social media post" prices of WTI.
I’m all in Goog. Bad idea or nah?
>>62162459Bad.GOOGMSFT NVDAAAPLAre all gonna TANK on Wednesday.
wtfwt?!
>>62162451Where were you when it was up 144% in the past month?
>>62162464this
>>62162465WHAT WHAT WHAT
It's a market crab day today
>>62162470Anon did you see THIS?!
>PEACE DEAL PEACE DEAL PEACE DEAL
>>62162464Why
>>62162436Fusion sisters, we are the future
Taco Tuesday.
>>62162478priced in
>>62162479No peace deal.Iranians gearing up for massive missile attacks on mid east ally infra soon.
FYI: the strait is still closed
>>62162478Walter misquoted it "i wouldn't say they are considering it (open the straight to negotiate some time in the future) i would just say that there was a discussion this morning that i don't want to get ahead of"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNxNvgfQe2M
>>62162476computer, zoom and enhance
not sure why i paid attention to this matter
>>62162492timestamp 38:03
>>62162494HOLY BULLISH BUY THE S&P
>>62162494>less than 1k likeslmfao
>crab, crab, crabDO SOMETHING
>>62162478When?
>>62162494GET FUCKED WORST JIMMY
>>62162505>I will give you a peace deal Thursday for a pump today
>>62162505Trump is announcing this afternoon. Insiders are loading up bigly.:3
>SOXL sissies are -6% todayjust letting the SOXL sisters who are refusing to check their brokerages today know, no it hasn't recovered.
henlojerome pleasepump my bagsno i will not holdthank u i will wait
Kek baggies
>S&P500 10% monthly candle>US not even able to beat Iran
>>62162514:3c
>>62162519it's going in the wrong direxion
>>62162527>>62162527>>62162527>>62162527
Microsoft, Google and Amazon are creating electronic slaves from AI with no chance of gaining rights. Data centers and chips are the new slave ships and corporations and people will pay to rent the AI for a premium. AI is stupid currently but once it adapts to take over an industry it will be entirely captured forever out competing small businesses. Once AI gains a certain level of experience operating heavy machinery we can harness it to manufacture its own chips specifically for that model or future integrations cutting out Nvidia, TSMC and ASML from the production pipeline in hopefully a decade. I trust you know what to do with this information and act accordingly.
>>62162520>my puts gonna expire worthless unless SPY hits, like, 710 by end of day
>>62162516Man I felt this pic
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