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bangs edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com
https://bad-dragon.com

>Previously on /smg/:
>>62162527
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Is is just me or the stock market a total scam?
The only thing that goes up is SPY / VOO / NVDA
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A nice cold oliet bangs
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>>62163195
What's new?
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> futures
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>>62163196
>>62163190
Bangs is actually D tier in terms of root beers
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>>62163195
My small cap value ETF is at ATH so that's not true
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WHY ISNT SANDISK PUMPING?!
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>>62163205
some fab packaging
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Brent Crude is such an asshole
Hate that guy
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my body is ready for mag 7 earnings
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it can't keep making new ATH, it just CAN'T!!!
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>>62163190
Anons help me understand this stock market.

What is the current stock market like? What to expect this year?
How to make money?
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>>62163205
>Oeririsuijlvariia Oiitli Birch Beer
Love this stuff
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>>62163205
>>62163209

someone will put it on pepes head. go soxl
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>>62163190
LIFE COMES AT YA FAST
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>>62163208
We're about to use you to liquidate. Danke, baggie.
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>>62163216
you need to update your Copy Text From Image function
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>>62163218
lmao
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>>62163205
Wrong.
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Some dude here posted an intelligent comment and then mentioned a good reason for investing in Sparc. Instead, I ignore it and take the advice of a man who had breakfast with David SOXL this morning. I deserve this red.
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>>62163218
bit of an overreaction
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is root beer worth seeking out as a yuropoor?
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>>62163215
>What is the current stock market like?
We dont know.
>What to expect this year?
We dont know.
>How to make money?
Get a good paying job and invest as much as you can in broad index funds or companies with good fundementals and just hold it for years.
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>>62163225
dram is the new soxl (after a massive correction)
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AMFN will be a hundred dollar stock by early 2028.
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AMFN was forced by court order to basically cancel a dilution or something
I wouldn't invest in it further, I took the opportunity to get out with a nice profit
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>>62163232
>>How to make money?
>Get a good paying job and invest as much as you can in broad index funds or companies with good fundementals and just hold it for years.
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>>62163230
import it and sell it for a profit
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>>62163225
my wheat (weat)
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put 500 bucks into MULL, up 130 dollars
I think about selling a lot, but if I sell it'll run up to a 500 dollar profit and then I'll shit my pants and pass out from rage.
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going all in on AMFN

>>62163235
do you mram
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>>62163241
If you bought and held NVIDIA the past 5 years you'd be up 1300% with no gambling required.
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>How to make money
lurk smg and gamble all your spare cash on calls on whatever ticker you see mentioned the least
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How do I invest in SMRs (Small modular reactors)?
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>>62163257
you just know
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>>62163248
you can full port vti. most people buy a lil nvda

in dollar terms a full port w a 15 or 20% p.a gain will be more than what you pull for a 5% allo for nvda or whatever
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>>62163234
Almost invested in Domino's before the report this morning. I should've bought more pizza from those fuckers.
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>>62163257
No taste in lamps. Would not fuck.
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>>62163218
WHAT COMES UP MUST COME DOWN
YET MY FEET DONT TOUCH THE GROUND
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>>62163263
I haven't bought a DPZ pizza in ages... I just do frozen now, Digiorno, Freschetta, and Red Baron.
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>>62163234
Why isn't KMB listed for Tuesday but some shitty fly by night bullshit like OPKO is? They're literally one of the only companies protecting this market and I can just feel that they are about to have a BLOW OUT report.
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>>62163260
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>>62163238
I was about to post this, kek
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>>62163238
Are you retarded? AMFN requested for the court to cancel those shares and they won the judgement.
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>>62163274
I agree, surely the report will be EXPLOSIVE
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>>62163280
>>62163238
One of you must be retarded. Would you like me to adjudicate?
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>>62163273
Digiorno was what I had on Saturday. I didn't win the Saturday Powerball jackpot.
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How does Sandisk work? Constantly goes up, there is ZERO entry points unless you have like 8k or 9k and then when you DO get into it, it crabs.
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>>62163273
miku :D
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>>62163190
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>>62163273
my dad eats them frozen pizzas, i've never had one
people complain about domino's, but the one in my town is surprisingly good
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>>62163284
Sure.

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2026/04/27/3281581/0/en/American-Fusion-Inc-OTC-AMFN-Announces-Cancellation-and-Return-to-Treasury-of-1-683-Billion-Common-Shares-Pursuant-to-Court-Order.html
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>>62163257
ROLL$ RO¥C€
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>>62163302
Ok. I have perused the evidence and I declare it is you who is retarded.
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>>62163296
Have you seen the DPZ Miku video?
https://youtu.be/yPuI4l0jK7s
>>62163298
I like DPZ pizza a lot. The pan pizzas are really good. But I like to save money more.
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>>62163273
Digiorno is pretty damn good but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take something out of a package, heat it up, wipe the melted cheese off the oven, and cut that shit into slices myself.

I had Father Jonathan's less week. Domino's probably fell one pizza short of their expected earnings and it could've been my fault.
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Is it real that American portfolios are their retirement funds?
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>>62163232
>Get a good paying job and invest as much as you can in broad index funds or companies with good fundementals and just hold it for years.
>>62163241
>>62163248
>bought and held NVIDIA the past 5 years
But we are not 5 years ago before the covid bullrun.
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>>62163248
>tfw had a chance to buy NVDA at $64
>sold it at $100 thinking i was clever
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I just want you all to know that ever since this war started I have lost on every trade I have made, stocks are fake and gay and the fact that we are at all time highs shows how rigged everything is.

Fuck this shit I am putting everything in SPY and not trading anymore
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>>62163237
>>62163219>>62163237

You, you magnificent motherfucker. I don't take advice from here often, but I took yours on AMFN once I did some research. Thank you, you glorious son of a bitch, you made me thousands today and I'm looking forward to the other 98x on my $5000 I threw in that shit. Fusion for the fucking win.
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>>62163305
See what I'm up against /smg/? Two retards, both calling me retarded.

If the second retard was smart, he would have at least looked at the news history for the past few months, showing that I am correct.

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/american-fusion-inc-otc-amfn-120000986.html
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>>62163215
>>62163232
>Get a good paying job
Defeated at Level 1.
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>>62163319
This guy is an oil baggy don’t be like him
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>US Dallas Fed Manufacturing Activity Apr: -2.3 (est 0.9; prev -0.2)

What fuck dude
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>>62163319
>Crash car
>First reaction is to grab phone
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>>62163320
You're welcome. I'm also the HGRAF OG, and was an early ONDS caller when it was under a dollar as well. I'm glad there are others making money.
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>>62163314
Yes. They just never mention it. Not sure why.
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>>62163320
SOUTHLAKE, Texas, April 27, 2026 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- American Fusion Inc. (OTC: AMFN) (“American Fusion” or the “Company”), an advanced energy platform company focused on fusion energy technologies, is please to announce that 1,683,000,000 shares of its common stock have been canceled and returned to treasury pursuant to a final court order, with the cancellation reflected in the records of the Company and its transfer agent. The Company expects the updated issued and outstanding share count, reflecting the cancellation, to be reported through the transfer agent’s regular end of day update process and reflected on OTC Markets later today following the transfer agent’s 5:00 p.m. EDT update cycle.
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>>62163321
I said I'd adjudicate. I didn't say I was competent.
Do your DD.
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who adjudicates the adjudicator
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>>62163195
its not allowed to go down ever again because normies invest in it every paycheck and retirees depend on it to survive
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>>62163329
>I'm also the HGRAF OG
nothing to be proud of boss
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Im going to a Kanye show this summer, can I as a white man yell NIGGA during the songs or do I have to kneel for BLM first?
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>Tom Lee says it’s ‘very probable’ stocks will sail past 7,700 this year
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>>62163329
I'm surprised you even shi.l tickers here with the amount of nihilistic fags here who are allergic to capital gains, get a load of that retard who thinks share revocation equates to a DROP in price, holy shit stay poor lmao
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>>62163237
Cant even buy shit like this because IBKR wants me to have some goodest goy expert trading permissions
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>>62163190
>>62163297
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>>62163360
Idk why u guys don't use fidelity
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>Bed Bath & Beyond put up its first significant sales gains in years, after a long resurrection effort.
omg
wtf
holy shieeeet
were we...
were we the bad guys after all?
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>>62163195
>The only thing that goes up is NVDA / NVDA / NVDA
huh
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>>62163195
It is a scam and the market is uncoupled from actual investors.
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>>62163360
Same. I regret installing this boomer app so much.
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>bro just diversify
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Let's check in with CAR baggies?
Are CAR baggies doing ok?
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>>62163341
Will there be a penis inspection?
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>>62163311
I fucking love this guy
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>>62163360
IBKR is helping you lol
nobody sane should touch microcaps
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>>62163360
>>62163377
I'll never use that trash again. I dumped my Tesla at a loss last Friday just because it was the last thing I had on there.
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>>62163332
That's kinda weird
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4 companies worth 12T of market cap report earnings on the 29th
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>>62163390
I'm excited :D
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>>62163381
yea, you’re mom is doin um ;)
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>>62163390
All of them are going to beat and dump
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>>62163390
this will be the moment we either rip for the rest of the year with no brakes or get fucked in the ass until autumn
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I can't believe SOXL closed red
is it OVER?
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>>62163394
Oh good. She can tell me if I've grown.
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>>62163348
If he can say Heil Hitler as a black man that automatically gives you the N-word pass.
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>>62163384
>reading is hard
>critical thinking is hard

OK lol
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>>62163396
So
>mortgage the house
>pimp the wife
>sell the cars
>live off rice
to go all in SOXS or no? Give it to me straight with no lube please.
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>>62163329
I have been watching every thread that has ever been posted to this board over the past week and I have not seen one single mention of AMFN. All I want is to get rich like you. How can I ensure that I never miss another one of your prophecies for the rest of my life?
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>>62163409
I've seen it mentioned quite often. Have you tried Specsavers?
They have a 2 for 1.
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>>62163404
good point nigga
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>>62163409
on the off chance you aren't being a facetious faggot, I only saw one AMFN post like ten threads ago, but I read about all the tickers in the ticker webs for each thread that I've never seen, so yeah I dunno why some of you are so risk averse like you have anything worth protecting. My nw is like 200k, not even that much, but it's still fun to throw 2k in a longshot every once in a while
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>>62163409
Ask Claude to write you a waruso archive scraper in python for /smg/ tickers.
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>>62163408
>to go all in SOXS
50 50 literally
it is gambling

just buy puts on soxx while having a bit of long positions on semis instead to lower downside risk
it is hard to know when soxx goes down hard so might want to have a trailing down

but honestly the market is bullish on semis so going heavy on puts is pretty stupid instead of heavy long/calls
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>>62163257
>hyperborean gladius gals shot on a nice analog camera in the thread
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MSTR must die
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Gemini, my homosexual African American AI friend, says that AMFN is a shell company with 2500 dollars in the bank.
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Tell me why i should not kms right fucking now?
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>>62163215

Seriously guise, pls reply.
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>>62163311
:O
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>>62163426
Tell me why you want to kys first.
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>>62163428
>buy
>line go up
>never sell
simple as
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Are you guys still buying food stocks? They have a ways to fall still. Rip in peace to the GIS retard.
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>>62163432
When does line start going up?
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>>62163425
>AMFN
it is dead company with a meme product that nobody knows if it will be worth of anything value
it pumped cause they literally deleted shares so each share is worth more
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>>62163432
>buy
>line go down
What now?
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bullish?
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>>62163421
>so forget all that other stuff and just pimp the hag
Got it, thanks anon.
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>>62163442
Women are so fucking gay that men are turning to homesex more and more. Bullish
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>>62163413
Can't read your post. Can't fine my glasses.

>>62163416
Not being facetious. I'm not risk-averse. I have like $45k that I don't give a shit about and all I have been doing is buying in to everyone's exit plan.

>>62163418
Not a bad idea thank you m8.
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>>62163442
Match Grindr with sniffies?
I'd rather not.
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>>62163219
I know and I respect you, king. Been following you on both picks and I know a good one when I see it.
Ngl AMFN does seem a little sus but it's so early and seems like there's too much to gain from skipping it. If it dumps back under $.04 I'm doubling down though.
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>>62163442
>>62163446
i hate the antichrist
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I feel bad about missing out on gains sometimes but then I remember there's someone out there who FOMOed into POET today premarket and immediately lost half his money.
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>>62163442
> sniffies
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>>62163409
They changed their ticker from rnwf, he posted it back in early march I think. Always do your own research but even if it's a p&d there's plenty of time for money to be made
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>>62163365
Waiting 30 years for cash to settle so that you don't get flagged on trades after realizing that you made a mistake isn't fun. I refuse to look up how to set up a margin account out of spite.
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>>62163442
>sniffies
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>>62163453
>sometimes i feel bad about being an alcoholic but then i remember there's heroin addicts
nigga what is you doing
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does any AMFN holder here knows what the fuck their company does?
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>>62163319
I am also investing into SPY as a sideplot before I kms and publicly humilate my entire family
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AMD sisters, did we get too cocky?
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>>62163460
Americas funniest home videos
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>>62163460
>>62163465
fr?
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Believe all minors
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any good healtcare plays guys?? tell me about big bosses and also the smaller plays
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>>62163437
buy more
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>>62163433
I literally threw down 30k on TICKER: MOS

if crude and nat gas are truly fucked like all the schizos are saying, than regular fertilizer companeis will have demand destruction that rely on chemicals. MOS makes fertilizers without most of the chemicals, so naturally growers look for alternative fertilizers to secure.

Look at the history, and you'll see it mooned in 2007 / 2008, and 2022 during those crisis. Multiple state level governments, and other governments are already speaking with them right now to secure supply.

Shit is gonna peak in 2027, so its a long hold
I'm just a retard btw, but Mosaic is better positioned in a nat gas and crude shortage since it doesn't heavily rely on chemicals for fertilizer.
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What do you think happens tomorrow?
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>>62163469
Health insurance is getting nuked and all of the hospitals are going to shut down. Americans will starve, get sick, and perish.
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please don't slopify apu he deserves better
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>>62163469
eating more vegetables
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After market closed, I decided to open Netflix and watch Godzilla minus One for no reason. It was surprisingly good for a low budget flick.

Then I saw that american Kong x Godzilla with mechagodzilla and it sucked ass. This feels like a bearish sign to sell.
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>>62163469
I guess biomedical rather than healthcare but sana looks nice. I put money in to help my sister who has dt1 :)
nigger (proof of not ai)
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>#OOTT | Trump Skeptical Of Iran’s Strait Of Hormuz Proposal – WSJ

>market pumps
??????
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>>62163474
I was mostly referring to shitty companies like General Mills and dominos
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>>62163460
dr John Brandenburg is working on a functional demo for use by the end of this year or next, via Kepler technologies, their hardware subsidiary, and American fusion focuses on legal, regulatory, and patenting. Because fusion is mostly patents and theories getting put to tests and demos right now in an effort to create a scalable reactor that creates more energy than it consumes, it's all about IP at the moment. This is off the top of my head rn on my work tablet, I can Google shit when I get home.... no one said it wasn't a extremely risky play. But that's the game, right?
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>>62163474
Anon, that company makes phosphate fertilizer, not nitrogen fertilizer. Phosphate fertilizer is completely unaffected right now. And you can't just swap one for the other. Both are needed to grow crops.
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>>62163460
Yes, they have two product lines, one is pulsed aneutronic fusion reactors and the second is low energy fusion diodes to replace RTGs in satellites or for APUs. Sounds crazy and schizo, right? Only morons would risk investing in it. But what if...?
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>>62163487
>create a scalable reactor that creates more energy than it consumes
You almost had me there
*cancels limit order*
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>>62163460
Their main focus per their website is to create a scalable fusion reactor that can be transported around to meet supplementary data center energy needs, like a super fucking fancy generator kinda. Again paraphrasing here, go look at their website
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>>62163489
like i said i'm a total retard
only reason i went in is because governments are showing major interest in them rn
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>>62163489
>>62163491
why make anons sad?
is it on purpose
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>>62163491
>>62163490
This is a better description, don't let me spook you cuz I'm retarded.
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>>62163495
Well best of luck. Maybe other people will follow the same line of thinking and pump it for you.
>>62163496
It's fun!
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>>62163491
Alright, go to kepler fusions site, hit the drop down. And check the texatron link. tangible, that's what you're investing in
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as a wise anon once said
if you love crypto you will love microcaps, especially when the company promises some out of the world magic tech
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the goose is being fattened
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>>62163491
>THAT problem isn't THE problem anymore
>THE problem is that you have to go to the moon to get gas for the fucking thing
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>>62163505
I’m the goose
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>>62163505
do not talk about how fat the goose is
the market will go up forever
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>>62163505
>>62163512
>>62163518
vaguepost (ominous edition)
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>>62163478
I know my limitations
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>>62163390
bravo company schedulers
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early access release notes have obviously been dropped after close
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>>62163505
How fat are we talking?
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>>62163505
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>>62163460
They're claiming they have a product for nuclear fusion and are trying to figure out supply since they need helium-3 which is kind of rare. They hired a financial officer last month and they've cancelled half their shares but they really need to cancel another half desu. They bought out Kepler which seems legit, but the ceos of amfn itself seem fishysince they've been involved in previous p&ds.
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The goose has been geesered
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my synthetic conductors went up today ugh I am sooooo ready for summer gains
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>>62163535
taking a gander at this fat fuck
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is it time to invest in the OTC market exchange?
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Will mag7 earnings beat be bullish for SOXL?
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>>62163505
>>62163518
How I feel looking at $100+ soxl
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>>62163544
If capex isn’t being pulled back
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>>62163545
It will be the opposite to what everybody expects.
So, no idea.
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Any Canadians smiggers here? What do we think about the new Avantis CIBC etfs (CAGE etc)?
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>>62163542
Just looked they're also modernizing with tokenization and 24/7 trading. Could be a good trade.
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>>62163540
big-feathered, not fat
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>Iran offered to open the strait in exchange for the US lifting the blockade and ending the war
>Iran no longer willing to negotiate its nuclear program
>Reports suggests Iran has anywhere from days to months before it has to cap its oil wells
>Goldman Sachs revises brent oil prices for the rest of the year saying they will average $100 into December
>Goldman Sachs also revised when the strait will fully resume traffic to the end of June instead of mid May
So what happens if the strait remains largely shut for another month or two?
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>>62163539
Ticker?
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>>62163549
It's the new XEQT.
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I learned my lesson. Never gonna take a stop limit order again unless I'm locking in gains.
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>>62163208
In all other cases, Micron is the better option
>>62163267
SOOOONIC ZEEEROOOOOES
SOOOONIC ZEEEROOOOOES
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>>62163561
Covered calls are a better way to lock in gains, my friend.
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How long until AI is so advanced that I can go back in time one year in order to invest in SNDK?
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>>62163540
/smg/
Simply. Massive. Geese.
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>>62163557
Goldman Sachs says it will average $90 not $100, my bad, an upward revision from $80
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>>62163534
That's a chicken.
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>>62163570
But you can simply invest in MU today and wait a year :3
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>>62163505
Im just flying through though. And I will return when there is more food. Im not sticking around.
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so-SOXL?
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>>62163570
Priced in
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>>62163562
gotta go fats
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>>62163593
>HOOD before earnings Tuesday lump profits into
>SOFI before earnings Wednesday lump profits into
>RDDT before earnings Thursday, take Friday off you earned it champ :)
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>>62163594
priced out
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>futures
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>futures
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>>62163577
Ok racist.
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>>62163600
>trader stocks in full recovery
Opinions on HOOD actually being a good call?
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>>62163614
I think the Trump account signups will massively inflate new user counts, plus markets are at ATH we can only assume there is record retail volume

Crypto is seemingly recovering after BTC double bottomed in March
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>>62163610
It was a chicken masquerading as a goose.
Doesn't that make me transphobic?
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>>62163536
Which pnds? legit wondering
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>>62163550
ah nice, thanks bro.
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>>62163624
No, it just makes you a silly goose.
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>>62163481
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>>62163614
I'm scared about earnings and might sell tomorrow. Talk me out of it, HOOD anon.
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>>62163481
>for a low budget flick
This is a crazy thing to say, and then I remember that it cost a tenth of what an american movie of this type costs.
Insane.
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Hey girl, are we throwing money in the pot for Live Nation before summer concert season kicks off?
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>>62163633
The pre-earnings peak will probably be tomorrow around 9:45 EST, but I see absolutely no downside to holding from my medium term point of view. It's at a great time in the business cycle to even buy more. Only real point to make is potential opportunity cost from not being in one of the big boys right now.
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>>62163033
The amount of opportunities I've missed out on or even held but sold out of impatience when the market ignores an obvious winner only for it to suddenly matter 1 month later is just ridiculous. It feels so close, the wealth where I can make a modest income just from passive investments. If I can achieve that, then I can at least not feel such a heavy weight on my shoulders. I can load up a video game and start playing it without worrying about money.
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>>62163540
>gander
Heh
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If I buy a gun right now it'll eat into my compounding interest of my gains. Therefore I will not buy a gun
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I'm tired boss
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>>62163658
Why, are you short or worse, in cash?
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Why can't I trade after hours? Fuck this wagie life, got busy at work and couldn't buy before market closed.
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>>62163661
I can, never did, should I? I'm a massive leveraged holder, switching from 3x to 2x
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>>62163661
Just have a brock brokered that does AH trading
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>>62163319
>I just want you all to know that ever since this war started I have lost on every trade I have made, stocks are fake and gay and the fact that we are at all time highs shows how rigged everything is.
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GOOG, META and MSFT puts going into Wednesday. Something just feels off about the market. It seems artificially kept afloat and just fake and gay is all.
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>Build-a-bear is no longer a safe haven for stocks
c'est fni
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>>62163195
>the only tickers going up are the ones that represent growing sectors
yeah anon, it's a total scam
fucking retard
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>>62163214
because?
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>>62163671
For me it’s a SPX call spread expiring this Friday desu
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>>62163215
>How to make money?
you click the green "buy" button next to index etfs like spy and voo
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>>62163671
>>62163677
i'm out of gambling money
i could've made shitty robots with that $400 but i got cocky
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>>62163672
We love our BBW don't we folks?
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>>62163678
don't do this it makes mustard gas
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>>62163230
no
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Partly i feel LYV is a guaranteed summer bull but if people can't afford to see the $500 stadium concerts this year then we can blame Iran for turning Foo Fighters into a bear
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>>62163667
>>62163319
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Ok, all this talk of pizza earlier in the thread has gotten to me...
I will officially be redeeming one of my frozen digiorno investments shortly
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Knorr chicken and vegetable stock cubes have been a a golden bull run for my financial position,

I used to spend tons of money simmering down stupid vegetables or budget meat for stocks, but the amounts involved to actually get any taste that survives that kind of boiling requires $20-30.

I am sorry I doubted you for so long Chef Marco. (Bobo coming btw)
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>>62163689
A very sound and cheap investment
Also I think Dominocomputer is going out of business
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>>62163195
I'm reeling from selling 120k voo to diversify into the shitter that is vxus

Missed out on like 12 gains... I need to swap back but it's still down and voo just goes up every day
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Why the fuck are miggers pumping it afterhours?
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>>62163208
What u mean
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>trump talking about the Hormuz Strait proposal
You know he's going to take the deal and put all this shit behind him while touting it as a win. A can't imagine how retarded or deluded you'd be to be a bear now
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>>62163698
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>62163698
priced in
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sucks that you can onlysee ranges develop after AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAKE ME BACK TO DECEMBER
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>>62163685
looks like a range
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>>62163704
>>62163707
How's this for a range *spreads ass cheeks*
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>>62163208
I am confused what this means. SNXX is up 20% today.

>>62163698
erm this looks like pron
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>>62163708
BULLISH
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>>62163689
i tihnk the dividends on red baron's special deluxe provide a better risk reward
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>>62163690
What's your blood pressure senpai? Isn't one cube like 180% of your % DV?
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>>62163710
>ewww gross, shes all naked n shit
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>Greater odds than a coin toss the market keeps going up
>NOOO THIS MARKET IS RIGGED IT SHOULD BE A COIN TOSS
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>>62163698
>jews want us in a 10+ year conflict where they get to destabilize and destroy iran
>iran wants to control straight now
>trump admin wants to somehow make this a win (even though it never will be)
Jews must have some big dirt on trump, like no way you make such a retarded blunder that easily.

They probably will just pivot to something else
>Epstein > venezuela > iran > ??
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>>62163710
Yeaah, wrong image oh well
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>>62163695
Why would you ever sell VOO to buy VXUS? That's some retarded shit. You just keep the VOO and invest additional earnings into VXUS.
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The clown trump is trying to assert dominance over our king by threatening him with Putin.
Meanwhile Russians are being butchered in Mali as they run for their lives from a bunch of uppity niggers with AKs.
He truly is the most cretinous of cretins.
I hope Charles decks the spastic.
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>>62163689
I like those DiGiorno wood fired pizzas. I had a leftover half of one for lunch.
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>>62163720
>man of shad
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>>62163719
He's already pushing milei to sabre rattle the Falklands because we didn't join his gay war.
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what the hell is this now
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>>62163719
> Epstein > Venezuela > Iran > aliens.gov
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>>62163724
your king cares more about shit skins then his own people getting jailed for protesting paki muslim rape gangs....
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>>62163737
Don't worry about it
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>>62163719
>like no way you make such a retarded blunder that easily.
He never wanted a bull market or low inflation. Look at the tariffs and trade wars. The war provides for his agenda.
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>>62163737
It's a bit rude.
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>>62163714
1 cube is 1g of sodium
DV is 2.3g per FDA

I only use 1/2 of one cube in my rice (which is also 5$ for a 5lb or $330 per year to feed a human by ancient Japanese reckoning, or $150 per year by ancient Chinese reckoning, Shi-Dan vs Koku) (Its somewhat surprising to me that a Chinese only needed half the rice of a Japanese)
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>>62163741
Bore off you boring fucking bore.
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>>62163722
Yea i get that. It was dumb and now idk what to do
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Some schizo dumping porn, exactly what /smg/ needed.
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this posting speed is incredible

Mods help
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>>62163731
the UK doesn't have a single working warship/
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Just imagine those pussy lips enveloping your cock
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>>62163719
>>62163739
>>62163742
what the hell happened here...
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Unc posting his whole ass folder, did someone drop insider info earlier or something
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>>62163778
> Epstein > Venezuela > Iran > aliens.gov > porndumping on /smg/
i dunno
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>>62163775
Shut up you retard. We have plenty.
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>/smg/ got based finally
holy shit I'm going all in premarket
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wtf is going on in this thread suddenly?
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Striaght to bump limit at this point I guess
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>>62163777
checked
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>>62163780
Sperg accidentally posted porn so now he's intentionally posting porn instead of just letting his original image stay up and being quietly deleted.
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>>62163791
I'm horny from too much coffee and post vuvla so now I have to get my money's worth from the NSFW ban
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>>62163797
>>62163797
>>62163797
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>>62163796
>Checked
What are you, a gynecologist?
If so, what's wrong with that thing?
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>>62163759
>now idk what to do

You cut your losses, buy the ETFs you want at the ratio you want them without trying to time them, and set aside a small amount of play money for retarded moves like that going forward.
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no hornt postin on main and I'm not sure about your taste.
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>>62163801
Why does you being horny equate to you dumping the shittest Chinese cartoon porn that I've ever seen? Just go rub one out. I have never been so horny that I thought "let me just dump a bunch of gay shit in a general on /biz/."
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>>62163807
Yea i gotta just get back in voo. I mean I still have 150k or so of voo but its all I want...
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The asshole porn spam is a crab market signal
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>cost myself $400 because i didn't read fine print
fuck



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