Aged poorly edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62165251
> nows
>tech is down on the news OpenAI is really struggling to make any type of money from AISo what's the plan?
Everyone who claims to support Iran in this special conflict operation, can you please tell me, who paid you, and how much money you received? Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>tucker supports trumpbased based based, WWG1WGA MAGA>tucker gets tired of broken election promises and jew warsNOOOOO RUSSIAN SHILLKek
I want the fucking world financial system to collapse already GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>62165984I want to fuck that thing. With my cock, if u know what i meen!
>>62165985It's over (for bears)
>>62165996Mossad
>>62165992Logic would dictate sell NOW and reenter lower, but it doesn't seem guaranteed stocks will drop below our entry points. Of course, once we look away, our stocks always drop lower. That just means we can keep our gains if we don't look away.
>>62165999Gold bagger spotted
Rip people with 0d calls
>>62166007The IPO's seem like the catalyst to me. The fact that they are only reporting revenue and not earnings is a big tell.
>>62166009Actually I own a small hydroponic farm and a dozen chickens. And some underwater silver shorts
MEW is pumping!
>>62165996I don't "support Iran" but just hate Isreal and the current US admin and I get payed in the continued humiliation this is this war
GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND GET THEM ALT COiNS. LETS GO! GET THOSE PLAYOFF SEATS LFG!!!
>>62165997Tucker helped trump for Russias benefit.They are loving him trying to kill NATO and the EU American relations
Gas prices near me jumped like 25 cents overnight which probably isn't helping
These threads have been dead despite ATH in the market. Where did the bears go??
>VIX is only up 2%it's a big nothingburger isn't it? We are going be green by the end of the day or flat...I am so tired of this shit
Lol, lmao. We are at covid-lockdowns destruction levels, but you retards are still living on your little cloud. And over-toping covid each passing day. The wake-up call will be biblical, especially after the level of manipulation we're witnessing even right this instant with that pathethic 100 burgercoins battle on the WTI.
for some reason residential reits are pumping
>>62166000I'm not sure. Can you elaborate?
PUMP THIS ORCA SHIT LFG!I HATE SHARK NIGGAS LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE ALL MY NIGGAS KILL SHARKS @ SEA
are stocks risky? friends keep saying I should invest in VT, it is some international thing or something
>>62166015Well, we're not instantly getting a 50% crash like POET suffered. SNDK appears to be getting resistance at $990, for example. That's bound to change now that I jinxed it, but at the time of writing, it appears to be better to hold and not put down any more money.
I knew I should have sold my SOXL yesterday
One share of Spotify is worth more than MSFT
should i hold HOOD calls tn or am i retarded
I bought more SPAIF i think it breaks 5 again
>SPY Coiling>Largest earnings in history tomorrow>Iran about to capitulate>Bears getting euphoric near all time highsYup, I'm thinking 8,000 by August.
>>62166043Oh! Lol. It didn't last enough for me to hit submit.
>>62166043All I know is that venture capitalists have sunk hundreds of billions into a company that now barely makes $20 billion a year in revenue and can't turn a profit. All while watching everything else pump like crazyI would not be surprised if they instantly sold
>>62166015SpaceX is Elon's exit strategy. Can't wait to see it crash in december and all the retards who will baghold this shit are going to be so so mad
>>62165988this is indistinguishable from greco roman wrestling
>>62166031Nah you can't call everyone you disagree with a Russian stooge, hes been consistent in his takes and beliefs which was ending overseas spending and striving for isolationism & peace, something that has been quintessentially American since the founding of the country.Unlike ziondon that lied and started another war for Israel as usual.
>>62166035Nobody needs OPEC crude, they can buy all the crude oil they want from the intermediaries in western Texas. Oil is liquid which means it flows from areas of high pressure to areas of lower pressure. This means as as the straight gets clogged, oil will start to come from other places to maintain the equilibrium boss.
I sold some POET calls literally 2 minutes before the news broke yesterday
sell in may and go away. i already sold yes i timed the top /smg/ , dont stick too much to your bags or you will soon become a baggot
>>62166061It's not may doe
>>62166062i sold in advance
>>62166061it isn't may>>62166060libertarians become ever more of a joke>>62166056remember to please invest in the hairy sweaty shirtless brave greek seamen currently squirting through the tight tight hormussy
>>62166051The $SPY will be sub $650 this time next week.#ScreenCapThis #Boss
>>62166063Sell in Apray....Maypril...Sell before May...
Line going up was the only thing keeping me from crashing tf out over being given sole ownership over a very tough project that I have no idea how to complete by the end of the year because the client is fucking retarded. The only way I can save myself now is by buying two ounces of speed and literally sleeping 30 hours a week for 3 months
>>62166061
Does everyone else realize the worst news of the week has now been digested? It's time to get some weekly QQQ calls.
Whenever theres a 15% drawback, buy more SOXL! Slurp slurp slurrrp the dip my little piggies!!
Sell in may and go gay for pay (GRNDR)
>>62166059Sure. A dozen of sea terminals and pipelines will have to be built first though. And they better be finished by late june.
>>62166066But have you considered the fact that you are a fag Faggler? Therfore everything you say is null, void, fake and gay!We moon, regardless of macro conditions and consumer confidence, we moon.
>>621660721 2 POLIZEI3 4 GRENADIERhttps://youtu.be/dSy2DcATYUo?si=sTCuaEtwCeBYr8oL
I'm bananas for GRRR :)
>>62166073Don't worry Pete Hegseth's holy war should drum up enough faith to purchase a great engineer
>>62166066they will keep on shitposting while not looking at their portfolios getting btfo. also that's like a 5-10% loss you might as well be a permabull with that prediction. $SPY will be sub $550 next week
>>62166057I'm not saying everyone is a shill just tucker . Also the unwavering support for american isolation is how him and the Russians got on the same side. BTW I'm not suggesting they pay him with money but instead use bots and click farms push traffic to his content that is inline with what Russia wants creating a feedback loop where his pro Russian content always does better for him
Deploy the V already
>>62166093To be fair, Russia was just in their invasion of the Ukraine because the Ukrainian Nazi regime was committing genocide of the ethnic Russians who were living in the eastern part of the country boss.
why did nobody tell me how fun it is to trade oil?
Deploy the bee already
If OPEC dead why oil go up?
Look at the market, salivating. HUNGER overcoming. ALL EYES ON Trump's Truthaccount.
>>62166098it was already deployed. now you missed your golden opportunity to sell. oh well baggie!
>>62166101>GenocideCrazy the Ukrainians pulled it off without anyone but Russia finding out
>>62166110Not surprising, germany did the same thing 80 years ago
>>62166106THE CHINESE ARE PUMPING OIL
>>62166107kek
>>62166108>redeemingCouldn’t be me
>>62166103I've lost 2000 dollars this week already!
>>62166070OpenAI is the canary
>LETS GO SOXL>CLAP CLAP>CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>62166104> nows
This bear euphoria after a massive spike in the market is hilarious. Why the fuck are you guys like this?
Deploy the wee sirs
iran capitulated its over bobo
>>62166120I love Arizona
JUST A REMINDER: war ending is bearish
>>62166116 Nothing will happen. We're in the middle of an AI arms race. One company means nothing. They’ll keep financing until the machine god is built
Boughtuev'd a lil
>>62166125war ending is bearish
so ur telling me all i had to do was make my SPY put for tuesday instead of monday and i wouldn't be down 33%
SPY closes below 709 today.
residential reits are pumping for some reason
Trump stop jerking off the king and make the tweet
I don't like all the negativity in this thread...
brace for impact lads
>>62166122thats why they calls it a bear trap
>>621661252 weeks
>>62166042>>62166065>investYou are not investing shit, gamblers. You're gambling.
SPY HAS DOUBLE BOTTOMEDTHE V WILL BE HERE SHORTLYSLURP AS IF YOUR PORTS DEPENDED ON IT
>>62166116You’re interpreting it wrong. OpenAI doing poor != Ai doing poorly. They’re getting their lunch eaten by competitors like Anthropic. Ai demand is still strong.
>>62166133
>>62166061This nigga gonna miss epic gainz.
>>62166136This is why option trading is not for everybody. You have to be correct in both the direction and the time factor, so you have two chances to be wrong boss.
>>62166151>implying the market takes all that into account
>SONY
>>62166071But it's still so fucking high
Henlo Mr Jerome?I would like my V now please..
>>62166112They sure are hoarding it. Meanwhile the rest of Asia and the world. Funny how chyna will be the last one standing and will sell their reserves at any desperate asking price.
>>62166154If you try to sell a call early (rather than just at expiry, or exercising) you also need to account for the "evolution of implied volatility" axis.
>>62166149oh look its the "noooo you can't make an investment thesis and follow it through and take profit" faggot niggeri'm literally investing in greek shippers to post earnings beats due to emergency spot rates cause by the hormuz crisis you stupid faggot fuck don't ever @ me or my sonwife ever again
>>62166151wtf is "AI demand"? they have to subsidize to sell it
IRAN KILLED ALL OF MY WHALES
>>62166155it did, that’s why we are selling off, a lot of companies have deals with OpenAI so if OpenAI is fucking up it messes with their business too.
>>62166165bullish
>>62166161Root the graph at 0 and post it again.Hormuz is literally such a nothingburger holy shit.
>>62166140i know. i see you babe, i just have a lot of money on the line today and i'm watching the chart.
when is oil going to tank
>>62166178oil is being tanked even as we speakthe US can only put about 5mbd in tankers tho
>>62166178when the recession hits
>>62166178When the two terrorist states trying to control the strait collapse or fuck off
>AWS and OpenAI announce expanded partnership to bring frontier intelligence to the infrastructure you already trust. $AMZN>please amazon do something
it's going to blow my SOXS off...
>>62166153>muh spy will go higher 9999EOYkek baggie
>>62166187the market is going to be saved tomorrow after close
I bought spy 1dte 710 callsI expect deep green by close
>>62166142he's jerking himself and makes the king watch. at least that's what i expect
So SPX is down .75% todayMeans it will probably do a +1.4% tomorrow
The only thing green for me right now is a potash miner.
>>62166194He tried to fuck with the king (handshake) but got mogged
henlo? mister president? this is iran. we are in a state of collapse. thank you bye.
It's been a while since I've needed to filter out baggler posts, did that faggot choke on a dick finally or what?
You guys are fucked and you don’t even know it
>>62166154shiet...good to think about it that way, ty
>>62166203OILU
>>62166042>friends keep saying I should invest in VTVOO, VGT, VTV just compare ETFs to see holdings and performance and decide which ETF or mix of ETFs best fits your gambling style
>>62166021>I don't "support Iran" but just hate Isrealthis, how come jews cant get this? so much trouble for the people with so many nobel prizes, huh?? makes one think if they really deserve them.
>>62166195lots of quarterly reports coming out tomorrowmicrosoft, amazon, meta...to name some. If they're bad they're going to pull the entire market with them.
>>62166195Tomorrow is FOMC
In eating in a global wtf right now would be insanely based
>ASTSgrim...
>>62166214>In eating in a global wtf
>>621661782 weeks
>>62166214Wow I fucked that up. Investing. Etf.
Pebble creek will open. The gomd must flow. Buy NAK before its too late.
>>62166203people actually believe this conflict is going to end anytime soon
>>62166217Well yeah, why would the US need help? I mean
>>62166163Don't be mad at me. You are just buying meme numbers, gambler.
>>62166214I personally of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
>>62166103>why did nobody tell me how fun it is to trade oil?he lost investor money, not his money. Also investors were on the hook for more than what they invested because he was not investing their money as a business.
>>62166215Funny enough this isn't the furthest I have been down on that. I better fucking do something in the next few years tho or I am pissed.
>>62166214>In eating in a global wtf>>62166227>of in the cold food of out hot eat the foodcan you ESL retards fuck back off to your own country's image board, thanks boss.
SOXL TRANNIES FELTED LOL
>>62166224>You're not blockading us, we're blockading YOU>from out of range of your drones and missiles.
>he got shaken out by the Jews before the next leg up
Just woke up, anything happening?
>>62166231Alright, three strikes and you're out
I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU TOtell me what to invest in to make money this year
>>62166232WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUUUUUUUUUUUUDDY
>UAE is leaving OPECNani?
>>62165984Seggs
>>62166211They do the same thing with gaza by calling anyone against the forced removal and killings "pro Palestine" or even "pro Hamas"
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHSAVE ME OIL BAGGOTSAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOIL BAGGOTS, SAVE ME!
I didn't touch anything today, good plan?
>>62166240SOXL TROONS DOWN BAD
>>62166197omg you are right, why can't he behave like normal personhttps://x.com/i/status/2048860957993001251
>>62166241and oil is still up 3%, if this happened during any other global circumstances the dump would have been nasty
>>62166235
>>62166248OPENAI IS REVENUELESSTHEY ARE BEING KEKED BY ANTHROPIC
Did you buy the dip?
>>62166237Everybody knows that, tell me everything you know about the infield fly rule boss.
>>62166228iirc wasnt he selling naked puts when oil went negative?
>>62166248My cost basis on SOXL is $28
>>62166253Ya them leaving OPEC doesn't matter much when oil can't even leave their terminals
>>62166242Greggs 'Ate me sosij roll this mornin.
>>62166255the reality is thought that boomers love chatgpt, doesnt really matter how much money they "lose"
>>62166253itll crash on friday
>>62166265lose being in quotes is really funny
>>62166253It's up because ppl don't know what it implies. UAE is trying to dump prices
>>62166239VT and chillstocks are risky
>>62166215>grim...Abel Avellan gives the same vibes as former Lucid CEO Peter Rawlinson. They should be CTO at best, they are not leaders and should never be CEO. Avellan keeps stating goals he can never reach and if its not too late I am going to be cutting back on my position, especially if there is one last pump on fake Avellan news. Blue Origin and SpaceX are gaining and at least SpaceX can execute even if they are behind ASTS at this point.
So what do most people use besides Schwab? Fidelity?
>>62166271That's like exclusively jerking off because sex is risky, whether its of AIDS or loneliness we all die of something incel baggot.
>>62166271When do I sell it. I've lost 30% of my capital this year.
>>62166270It implies that UAE might overproduce when they can produce again but that doesn't matter right now since OPEC dropped production caps anyway and the the pool is closed so supply won't be effected til 2027 at the earliest
>>62166275GRRR & chill frendo :)
This feels so good to watch the semi stocks tank after their vibes based run-up. Can’t wait for them to come back to regular valuations so I can load up
>>62166274TRVTHNVKE
>>62166274What would you recommend for >>62166239
>>62166268THE SAD PART IS THESE SAME BOOMERS LOVE THE AI MORE THAN THEIR FREAKIN KIDS!!
Is this the V?!
>Oil peaks over 100>Spy pumps anywayWhy?
>>62166270well the UAE is only seeking to increase production to 5 mbpd in 2027 from 4 mbpd in 2026 (at least thats what they say)
>>62166239The answer is still memory.MU, SK Hynix, SNDK
>>62166286Priced in
>>62166276and this is not including what the aftermath of the Iran war looks like and if sovereignty of the strait goes to Iran and they impose new sea lanes / ship caps to artificially influence oil export amounts, i can imagine if iranian regime survives and them and UAE are on the other side of a proxy conflict iran may stop there ships from leaving the strait to stop them from funding their proxy groups
By the saints
>>62166281I would be investing in European Halal butchers ahead of the coming Iranian migrant crisis boss.
>>62166290armpitfaggot
>>62166285classic consecutive inverse checkmark pattern
>>62166292lol?
>>62166276The pool is not closed. UAE has a giant terminal on the Oman gulf side. Look at a map.
>>62166289Damn straight>>62166279Bottom signal
KOboomers, these gains are like sugar in my veins
>>62166281>GRRR is breaking out of its descending wedge right this instant and could explode to $60>RDDT is stupidly undervalued for an undermonetised social media network with record active users and all time high website visits (3 billion in march) PT of $250 conservativelyIREN is good under $50, the moment they announce another hyperscaler deal they fly to $150MDAI is a small medical gamble that they get FDA approval in the next few months, could be a multibagger if you have steady hands. $10 not beyond realms of reality in next 2 years.MU - A $1,250 stock trading for $500 it will have a non stop run over the next 4 years.
cam on soxl
>>62166299wasn't it heavily damaged during the Iran war, i remember seeing multiple silos being destroyed from videos taken by Chinese crew onboard a tanker near it
>>62166299They can't come close to meeting their previous OPEC targets with that terminal/pioeline so UAE leaving OPEC doesn't matter right now It will 100% be priced into 2028 futures though so expect a drop there maybe
Instead of buying stocks I just spent $300 on yugioh cards that i will never play with or show anybodyWhat's wrong with me
>>62166312Did you get a dark magician girl ?
>>62166307If they can poomp out cheap but a lot of oil in the next few weeks while the truce likely still holds, which they couldn't under OPEC, then it means it might already have paid off even with damaged terminals.
>>62166307yep
0DTE option gamblers win again. I’m up 80 bucks and I made Schwab a ton of commissions in the process
>>62166292>public private equity
my broker just called and told me my portfolio is in a state of collapse
>>62166321>public etf with a high expense ratio holding private equity with their own fee'sshiggy diggy
>>62166316OPEC has not stopped anyone form producing since the pool closed . Also that terminal isn't enough anyway to meet their past qoutas let alone exceed them.You are very misinformed
>>62166320>and I made Schwab a ton of commissions in the processi had a lovely conversation with a schwab wagie yesterday about why its not possible for me to become a market maker. his response to a lot of my schizo ramblings... "its just the world we live in"... silly goy
so nobody here buys VT?really? I thought that was the most popular one
>>62166330Chuck rhymes with cuck, which was why I closed my account after they bought TD-Ameritrade boss.
Damn bros we hit the VWAP like the astronauts hit the firmament. Look out below
>>62166331It's more popular than you'd think. But boglechads have a habit of just ignoring the market and waiting for things to happen so they lurk
>>62166313>here's your fiscally responsible lolbertarian broron paul preemptively turning in his grave rn
>>62166292
>>62166327>their own fee'sah yes, the ol' "fees within fees" business model and the goy is none the wiser
>>62166331>>62166336Being a boglehead (VT buyer) has an expiry date if you lurk these threads, at one point you will see a deal and try to play the market and you'll no longer be a boglehead and be better off.
>>62166340>at one point you will see a deal and try to play the marketwhat if the market plays (you) instead?do you go back to bogle or do you chase a bigger win to offset the losses?
>>62166292looks like im opening my first short position lol lol
>market is red>HGRAF is GREEN
>>62166331>really?uh yeah? why wouldn't you put most of your money in something like VT even ignoring last year's returns>>62166340nigga that's why you trade on a separate much smaller accountyou feed your yearly 100x and -99% addiction on that and avoid blowing up your life savings...stop acting like HOOD niggers
I'M NOT LOOKING I'M NOT LOOKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62166348why you posting OF models? /biz/ is a blue board which means safe for work :(
>>62166334i may be looking to move in the near future myself, or at least see what else is out there. my limited research into IBKR made me want to stick with Klaus due to pricing. but if fills are better elsewhere then maybe i shouldnt be worrying too much about the fees. idk
Short USO130 puts for 2 weeks out is free cash.Bobinas bussy will bleed.
>>62166345>do you go back to bogle or do you chase a bigger win to offset the losses?If you are somewhat smart it means that was a learning experience which makes you a better active investor/trader in the future, lessening the chance of being burned to the same degree again.
>>62166279Dont wait too long. Sometimes the train does not come to a complete stop.
This place is an asylum. It's all just so toppy. When we're down 35% all the mumus here are going to be saying how obvious it was that the crash was coming.
>OIL>Oooooo... sell before it's too late
Market ONLY cares about earnings, the sharks are chomping at the bit for any semblance of good news. This front run down on earnings will be a pie in the face to bobos.
>>62166359>lessening the chance of being burned to the same degree again.>if you are somewhat smartkey words
soxs volume is TOO LOW
>>62166348Cute.
>>62166349>nigga that's why you trade on a separate much smaller account>you feed your yearly 100x and -99% addiction on that and avoid blowing up your life savings...stop acting like HOOD niggersMeh on one hand I disagree in that such a separation is only truly needed if you SELL options rather than buying them, or do margin trading, because losses are undefined (non-predictable).On the other hand, I agree that for most people psychologically what you said serves as a firewall against going full degen.
haha oh boy a pullback finally after a whole month of retardbuying non-stop insanity pumping hehe -1% oh wow the sky is falling bears were right lol we just need like what 2 more weeks of the market dumping 1% every day before we even get back to a comfortable spot to start buying? well i would buy if i just had some capital instead of blowing up my WHOLE FUCKING ACCOUNT SHORTING FOR THE LAST MONTH hahahahhaHAHAHAHHA
>>62166345low risk high regret, that's no way to live a life anon
WTFWT
>>62166284>MORE THAN THEIR FREAKIN KIDS!!Kids are over rated, just ask black fathers
Trump plsSave oil
>>62166385have a webm
>>62166385Good or bad WTFWT?
>>62166326>my broker just called and told me my portfolio is in a state of collapse
>>62166390mate what the fuck did you buy for your oil position to be buggered right now
>>62166331>so nobody here buys VT?
>>62166397I'm shorting it
honestly i only buyded schd the rest of the stock market can deal in the real world while i receive my divided like an effendi
>>62166313lfg
rape
Reminder that Jensen Huang is the biggest benefactor of the ballroom
>>62166402Wait, people say lfg for let's fuckin go. I thought they were "looking for group"
>>62166163Based hairy sweaty Greek investment chad
>>62166412Depends on the context you autist
>>62166401SCHD is the real world squared though. you're subsidizing jobs programs and needfuls for poor people for 5% returns. tech is how you actually avoid the real world.
>>62166399>2.26% ytd
>futures
>>62166414I'm gonna group your mother basterd bitch
Well three coworkers just got laid off but I'm gonna call that bullish
>>62166416It’s a good ETF if you already made it. Not enough growth sub 7 figs
>>62166429just replace them with AI (Always Indians) and the company makes more money!
>>62166399Software and SaaS in this cycle?
Why is oil allowed to be above 100.0 again
>>62166431This is going to happen (they weren't even white anyways)
>>62166412[1. General - The Barrens] [NDX]: lfg rfk, i'm tanking
>>62166313did he really stage an assassination attempt just to get funding for a vanity project?he could have accomplished a lot more
>>62166439Because high gas prices are patriotic and based now
>>62166421>Trump cozying up to more unelected dictators.NO KINGS!
>>62166439All the tankers are filling up from the US after Trump told them to but there's not enough to replace global supply
>>62166439Strait's closed, force majeure on crude exports from Saudi Arabia extended
Big Green Dildo TomorrowGonna Blow Bears Backs Out
>>62166439Because like that America makes more money. America the country, America the people. Not America the companies.>>62166445I'm DD.
>>62166313If Rand's bill would make America a better place, why doesn't he bring his bill to the floor now, like what the fuck is this guy waiting for?
>>62166451That's a queen bee. there is indeed no king.
>>62166348She's going to make me so much more money
>>62166363did you notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?
>>62166478>stale copypasta
>>62166478Us bobros know that eventually the oil crisis will catch up with the markets, and if the war restarts, we'll probably see circuitbreakers. Deep down, mumus know this pump is unsustainable, the market is deeply afraid of the war restarting. Futures dipped 2% from telegram fakes news about bombing in Tehran.
>>62166470You're basically investing in the Sam's Choice Cola of graphene, when you're going to want to own something like CVV, the Coca-cola of the coming graphene revolution boss. They also have a male CEO and are actually a real corporation, and not a total scam company that rebranded themselves into a new scam after their last scam ran out of money boss.
just went outside to go to my usual restaurant where I have my incel dinners alone but there were queues lining outside at all the places I frequent. guess I'll just starve for tonight.Fucking soul-crushing seeing so many people out and about with their friends, drinking on the street, hearing sounds of parties coming from the windows of people's apartments. The whole city like that. Bros, Is this this just an effect like the grass is greener, or do normal people really have it that good all the time?
>>62166470Chart has for an inverse head and shoulders and has broken out to upside. Probably see $10 then $15 USD fairly quickly so long as we get some news to move the price.
I agree with a lot of you that the market isn't reading the hormussy news correctly but you have to put your pattern recognition hat on. It's going to dump like 1% and then pump 5% on "peace". Also shoutouts to anyone shorting USO while wti is at 100. My discord trader buddy is a permabear and even he's trading oil as rangebound.
>>62166478CVV can't scale bro. HGRAF can.
Is TSEM a good buy at $191?
I'm starting to see these kind of videos on my YouTube so the market is about to melt up right?But how much higher can it go? It already seems overheated
>>62166478
power ninety minutes please
what do trading desks do in banking?is it like smg?
>>62166498negativity gets more engagement so most youtube grifters are perma bears.
>oil pumps 1% in a couple minutesTrump pls do something you orange nigger
>>62166500pilot leaf ! nuke the catalogs pilot
don't know if it was mentioned earlier in this thread any TLDR with what the actual fuck is happening with the Chinese housing market????
>>62166514Crab bear!He cute
>>62166495CVV can make custom lower volume systems while operating with no debt, while HGRAF can only take on debt and burn the cash to keep paying the CEO to go to photo ops and paying shills like yourself to astro-turf on the internets boss.
>>62166521China is letting it crash
everyone here uses schwab right?
>>62166491>Bros, Is this this just an effect like the grass is greener, or do normal people really have it that good all the time?There is a certain genre of person that cannot function without constant social interaction. They aren't necessarily happy. Neighbor woman a shared a thin wall between apartments with was like that. If husband wasn't there she had to have any of apparently a hundred different friends of hers over at all times. I think i spend more time alone in a month than she has her entire life.
>>62166521trump is trying to cuckout (again)
>>62166528But of course.
>>62166528Questtrade
>>62166531didnt meant to reply to myself oops
>>62166491not an incel until you've eaten takeout on a curb or on a bus stop alone by some major avenue
>>62166521every country collapsed in 2022, especially BRICS.
>>62166301Warren *IS* always right. But don't tell /smg/ zoomers that.
>>62166528thought this was a Robinhood general
>>62166514lfg
>>62166528I work for Schwab
>>62166528Yeah but only because they bought TD Ameritrade
>>62166538bump
>>62166525You sound jealous.
>>62166546I am. I wish all I had to do was put on a pushup bra and some fake eye lashes to pump my pink sheet scam company up a couple pennies.
I boughted the SNDK dip.
>>62166552>SandiskGOD
>>62166533Questrade Reserve here. Hoping they announce their Questrade credit card soon.
>>62166552me too sirI think it will also dip after earnings and i will buy again
my nvidya is recoovering
>>62166531he's already claimed victory a half dozen times tho
>>62166552nooooo its collapsing. buy SCHD or bonds instead.
I'm mortgaging my house and putting it all on PL
>>62166551The next best thing to that fantasy is to just buy shares and ride on her success, and use your gains to live it up.
david soxlstein has abandoned us
>>62166559from what it sounds like in this case its drop everything and run away which is literally the most retarded out come as they keep their nuclear material and the strait a total defeat
>SPY
>>62166531*checks the ballet of C130*yeah right, lmao
>>62166565or I can actually invest in one of the thousands of companies that aren't a scam, or run by a woman.
>>62166579That's just a hate trade. Trading with emotions doesn't end well for most.
Hey SMG, where am I?
>>62166583Good thing I'm not like most people boss.
>>62166591>>62166591>>62166591
>>62166589you're in smg
>>62166589FL
>>62166589You're at some place for children, hopefully with your children and not because you're just a man child.
>>62166589the Matterhorn Bobsleds attraction at Disneyland Park in Anaheim, California (Disneyland Resort)
>>62166564It's down 12% from when the last person shilled me on this.
>>62166488Ah I see, baggler changed his trip. Now I have a new name to filter for before I catch gay jew aids.Picrel is the man behind Breure and he's going to make me insanely rich. Anyone shilling otherwise isn't competent in either STEM or finance.
>>62166595>>62166598It probably says something bad about me that I knew Florida anon was incorrect and that Anaheim anon was right.
Cramer being bearish on PL just because "it's gone up too much" is pretty bullish tbdesulam
>>62166623My best friend went to K-State.
>>62166623>>62166670Wait a minute, my best friend was actually going to K-State during the 2007-2008 school year.
>>62166670>>62166676Even if you think Breure or the rest of Hydrograph are scammy, there's no way Sorensen is risking his lifelong career and reputation for a get rich quick scam. This man knows what he has, and it's the applicably viable form of graphene produced via the most efficient and profitable process.
>>62166552What if that was top?What if it crashes to $500 or less overnight?!
