Ho edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62165984
The pump seems to be over, mumu.
pumping for no reaosn again
> nows
oil is still $100
dont hate the scraper, hate the game!
Hate to tell you this, but in a few months you will see that red area being added.Too late, as usual, but added nonetheless and you will all say "well, of course it was obvious!" like retards.
Open the fuckin' strait.
>>62166606PL swings wildly like that. -10% today, +10% tomorrow.
close the strait forever.
>>62166598Ding ding ding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKaXY4IdZ40CAM ON SOXL
>Financial advisor tells me to just go all-in and don't hold anymore, worry about potential bear markets when they happenis that true?
OIL IS STILL ABOVE $100 MUMUSISTERS
nuke the fucking iranians
>>62166625
>>62166615don't need the strait, don't care about the strait, but open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards - praise allah
Give me your best jamboy apu
Pakistanis now starting ot post shit
>>62166626Paki scammer tweet delivered to you through David Axios in 3, 2, 1...
>>62166564Space whales will turn dead broke FOMO jiggers into designer bag jiggers no cope
anyone saw the latest analyst rating on googl?some dude thinks it is 900 by eoy lol
>>62166625I keep telling myself I'm a smart and cool guy that beats the alpha on the market, but if I would've just been better off treating VOO like a giant savings account, not moving money between HYSAs, different brokerages with different base positions, and stopped trying to time shit. I've technically "beat" the % returns over the alpha for the last 3 years, but in real money I would've lost to just the retard strategy of just dumping all my shit in VOO to begin with.
keksoxl baggy!
>>62166636>>62166634>unnamed Pakistani sources familiar with the matter that are also close to the matter are certain that Iranian officials have told them something
>>62166639>brutally mogged by a C-tier investment>writes paragraphs of cope about itbrvtal bobo cringe
>>62166605is segate the first memory company to release revenue this quarter?
HGRAF chad, if you are here, I kneel.
>>62166609>oil is still $100not for long
Cup & Handle on daily SPYHe's gonna tweet :3
Rise tqqq calls
>>62166646Looks like it is, yes.
>>62166650you call this a cup and handle?
>>62166637Cramer being bearish on PL just because "it's gone up too much" is pretty bullish tbdesulam
>>62166639same except im down money keeeeeeeeeek
I CAN'T SELL
goated op
>He still didn't buy GRRRI seriously hope you gorilla smiggers don't do this
>>62166663see buffet
Ironically, you are the perfect example of brain dead idiots who contribute nothing through pointless whining. Just like the morons who complain endlessly and with utter futility about capitalism here you are crying about my definition of what constitutes a worthwhile contribution to society under the deluded belief that you are doing something meaningful, just like the whining french peasant.I thought I made this clear last time but let me try again. Your opinions on any subject whatsoever mean nothing to me. I have no interest in your third class attempt at psychoanalyzing me or whatever you think needs to be done for society.I am already fully aware that whiny losers like you are only capable of ranting and raving online without having anything remotely resembling the competence to make a difference in the real world. So spare me your painfully mundane views on economics or morality or any other topic you're stupid enough to think you know anything about.
>>62166622sold for 1600 profit btw :| should have exited right then.
>>62166656so if it pumps today we can go all in on the others and if it dumps we can short the others on earning
>>62166646>>62166656are they going to beat? how you guys playing it?
>>62166669and a how do ya do to you too!
>>62166625There are dozens of studies that show that yes, lump sum YOLO investing ASAP is best.
>>62166647Now rise up my son.Apparently they released a new product page on their website for graphene pastes, might get some news tomorrow or Thursday.
>>62166672lolthey move togetherseagate earnings will move the rest
>>62166669Who the fuck are you talking to and what the fuck are you talking about?
Nobody's gonna check those digits because it's the jeetbong shill poster. In fact most anon's brains automatically filter his posts and they simply keep scrolling
I can't wait until everyone sees how much money all these mega-corps are losing and then the Jews decide to change the prices of their stocks before anybody can sell.
>>62166625yeah for a bull case you would obviously want all your money to grow so you get to work less in lifefor a bear case you want to prepare what is the best long term solution
>>62166674I've chosen to pile all my chips on MU and SNDK, with a 10% trailing stop loss to shield me from disaster.
Grab em by the hormussy
>>62166683wd giga pumped when mu was sucking anus tho. it come up days after
>>62166696sounds gay
>>62166689they should keep it hidden forever then and just let it go up!
Market is dumping because we are humoring that faggot king from England
>>62166648>unnamed Pakistani officials using mentalist techniques have interpreted a peace deal from Araghchi eye brow twitches - Axios
>oil still too high>strait still too closedwhen do we get circuit breakers?
I ate a taco today
You guys seriously though I was joking about NOK?
>>62166712i had breakfast burrito
>>62166671just bought back @ 110.20
>>62166625>let the goyim deal in the bear markets
so is it gonna crash or is this just a healthy gap fillActually fuck you guys, I'm out
You guys have financial advisors?
>red day>orange retard tries to pump the market>still redkwab
>>62166614well, of course it was obvious!
>>62166717exited for small profit. lost nerve. show is over.
>>62166720>You guys have financial advisors?/smg/
>>62166720Yes. The man i see in the corner of my eyes when im very tired
>>62166720i have people that tell me things that arent financial advice, if thats wym
>>62166720No. They mostly just give you boomer tier advice. Where they shine is more in retirement planning and tax optimization, so worth if you get to that level.
>>62166697Is the Hromussy GUSHING oil?
>>62166720I cast the runes
Is there a major difference between financial advisors and wealth advisors or are they cut from the same douchebag chaff?
>>62166720yea my gut
>>62166720>>62166733buy an ad
I playded STX earnings.Let's see if I 1.5x it or not.
>>62166734you're mixing metaphors again babe. it's cut from the same cloth. you separate wheat from the chaff.
>>62166736meant for >>62166734
I have META and Microsoft calls.
>>62166737552.5 short 600 long
>>62166739Apples and oranges
>>62166629This is also good advice.
>SPX volume still down despite price cut>USD still dumping against the Israeli Shek despite price cut.Mr. Bobo is coming.
>>62166741i have amd calls and im down 20% . its not funny anymore
>>62166743Honestly you did the higher IQ move, I made a 593/612 spread making it more a binary bet than yours.
>>62166750It's been well established that bobo isn't allowed to come.
>>62166750based
>>62166747tomayto tomahto you mean...
>>62166754I just did the math for where it would still 2x after the iv crush on a move in my favor, at the moment I was buying.
Holy fuck, fellow bull bros. We mostly recove- aaaahhh AIIIIIIIEEE
babe it's so great because when we go to japan you can interpret for me but when we're home i can interpret for you
>>62166764>ladyboy on roidsnew fetish unlocked
to time bobo's appearance to have raindanced on mumus would have counted for mad style points
https://www.newsweek.com/germany-overtakes-us-in-ammunition-production-capacity-11886409>Germany Overtakes US in Ammunition Production Capacity>Germany can now produce more ammunition than the U.S., according to the head of German defense giant Rheinmetall, as a massive rearmament campaign gets underway in Europe.>Rheinmetall has more than quadrupled its annual production of medium-caliber ammunition, and ramped up output of artillery rounds to 1.1 million, up from 70,000, chief executive Armin Papperger told reporters last week, according to German media
15 minutes to tacotrump? jerome?
I ordered pizza and will break my sobriety because seeing people out and about today made me feel like shit. Quick give a movie recommendation to feel like>he'sb just like me
>>62166669I am already fully aware that whiny losers like you are only capable of ranting and raving online without having anything remotely resembling the competence to make a difference in the real world. So spare me your painfully mundane views on economics or morality or any other topic you're stupid enough to think you know anything about.The truth is, people like you have been conditioned for years to react exactly this way. They’ve been feeding us all the same sanitized narrative through every channel—media, schools, even the “independent” voices online. It’s all connected. Once you start noticing the patterns, you realize how deep it goes: the coordinated messaging, the way certain ideas are amplified while others get memory-holed overnight, the subtle reprogramming that makes anyone questioning the system sound crazy. Most never see it because the control is too sophisticated now. Chemical interference in the water and food, constant electromagnetic exposure, algorithmic shaping of what we’re allowed to think… it all adds up. They don’t need to hide in the shadows anymore when they’ve already wired the population to police itself. Keep repeating the approved lines if it makes you feel safe. Some of us already woke up to what’s really happening behind the curtain.
>>62166775>germany has now become successfully able to have brought a thousand knives to a gunfight >next up: german freezers to use less lng
>>62166774when the real thing hits, Nobody is going to see it coming. not even those of us who absolutely see it coming.
>>62166778I'm going to tell my Gookfu to pray for you boss.
>>62166778>will break my sobrietyneurons can't be bought on financial markets
>>62166778>Quick give a movie recommendation to feel likethe matrixit's a good one
>>62166696>>62166703For me it's MUU with no stop loss. They can close out on me like Buffet said. Fuck 'em>>62166777On it
>>62166778It's pretty overrated if you're an introvert desu
>>62166784style points have been far scarcer than anything else for a while though
>>62166782Is this a bot arguing with itself?
>>62166775Rheinmetall FOMO
>>62166778the whale
stop loss? never used boss
>>62166778Leaving Las VegasEraserheadTaxi Driver
>>62166784 Every crash, every bailout, every inflation spike is carefully engineered by the central bankers and their handlers to transfer more wealth upward while keeping the rest of us locked in wage slavery. The Federal Reserve isn't a government institution; it's a private cartel that prints money out of thin air to enrich their bloodline families and their globalist partners. They crash markets on purpose to buy assets cheap, then inflate everything so your savings and your paycheck become worthless. Look at who really owns the biggest corporations, the media, and the politicians — it's the same small group of families that have been pulling the strings for generations. They use debt as a weapon, algorithms on Wall Street to frontrun the public, and endless "crises" to justify more control. The game was rigged from the start, and people like you are too busy defending the system to notice you're the livestock being slowly harvested.>>62166795Just because some people are able to put in more effort than your pea sized brain is able to comprehend and actually type out large paragraphs to elucidate their arguments does not automatically mean that the intelligence behind the keyboard is automated
>>62166804its the general lack of intelligence behind the words that suggests a bot
>>62166795Don’t feed the schizos man
>>62166804try another llm
>>62166778
>>62166708
/smg/ are you bullish or bearish and why?
>>62166708>>62166813We are reuniting the US and the UK we're back
HOODrats, our time is now
>>62166816im just pressin buttons man
>>62166816Bearish because I'm all in long and God hates me.I am in HOOD, watch it beat earnings and tank 10% anyway.
head and shoulders>>62166625lol
>>62166778Druk
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62166820Let's get this cheese!
What if time had two or more dimensions?
>VIX is actually negative for the dayIt’s over for the bears this is just a technical pullback
>>62166679>>62166625LUMP SUM YOLO INVESTING WORKS BEST IF YOU SAID FUCK IT AND BOUGHT SNDK AT THIS TIME LAST YEAR AND JUST HELDNOT IF YOU'RE BUYING THE ABSOLUTE TIPPY TOP AT 1000
>>621668262 doubles down, seven to go.
>close as red day againI thought private placements and tranches were good news, why do they dump the price.
>>62166816everything ends
>>62166826Today: -1.05%This Week: -0.91%This Month: +18.82%This Year: +9.17%not great...
>>62166822>HOODGODBased. i stay bearish but i inversed myself on HOOD for the first time and went long
>>62166826I'll tell you in a bit when seagate reports.
>>62166835How are you ever going to get out of this mess?
>>62166826not telling. +65% month though.
>>62166832You ordered 9 double cheese burgers. How could you ever afford it, that's like a million dollars these days boss.
$O chads keep winning
>>62166826-2.28% I bought the dip so no doubt tomorrow will be red as well
>>62166835way to hang in there lil buddy quitters never win99% of gamblers quit right before their lucky break
>>62166826-0.66%
>>62166839what mess
>>62166834So I have learned from my time in this thread that if a chick's pupils dilate into the shape of hearts it means she concents, but what does it mean with a chick's eyes dilate like this boss?
>>62166679>There are dozens of studies that show that yes, lump sum YOLO investing ASAP is best.Now limit those studies to times when the Shiller PE was ABOVE FUCKING FORTY! People are so fucking stupid. They have no concept of intrinsic worth anymore.
>>62166853It means your consent isn't necessary.
>>62166826-1.08%bull bros... it's over.......
>>62166826down 1%
>>62166847the widsom of the east never cease to amaze me
>>62166844i got to keep holding my puts, so the outcome is wide open
>>62166826that wheat in your mouth my fren has appreciated in value significantly this week
>>62166816The market wants to go up. Its easier to be bullish and make money.
>>62166860so run?
>>62166826-1.31%Sold some CCPs on Sandisk. It ain't much but it's honest work
>HOODkek my little call got btfo. $390.
Webull just entered my country, anyone uses it? Is it a good brokerage?I was using another one but webull is oferring derivatives at a better price so I'm thinking in changing to it.
>>62166860>>62166853you love to see it
so is that our go signal to long sandisk earnings?>>62166873>CCP'syou told the commies about our beloved memory?
>>62166826Probably down like 15% today but not looking
>>62166826>00:00 againDo you wait to post or you have a captcha bot?
>STXWTF
>>62166853it means she's a naruto main character and you should run away with your arms behind your back
at least my seagate call is pumping hard and erased my hood loss. i will never go long on HOOD
>>62166883Captcha expires.4chan Pass doesn't.>>62166826Called it really early. Lost money anyway.
>HOODkek baggies
>>62166884that was your signal to buy sndk for earnings new ath eow
>>62166884DO THEY SEE?DO THEEEY SEEEEE?DO THEY REALIZE THE BULLRUN IS NOT OVER?
>HOOD
how do I short my luck?
>>62166883I do it manually. Have been for a while now. I miss once in a while.
>>62166885Well Magic The Gathering just did a Naruto set and I didn't see these kinds of eyes on any of the cards boss.
>HOODYOU ARE THE FUCKING!YOU ARE THE FUCKING!
>>62166884Looks like I made a max profit on my spreads. It was a 10 and some change entry and it'll be 12.5 out.I wasn't super confident kek.
>>62166899it's over. stop shilling this stock i actually lost some money cuz of /smg/
Bought 297 put contracts for MSFT tomorrow. Was trying to make it 300 contracts but didn’t have enough dosh. Oh well. When MSFT tanks tomorrow I’ll make out like a real killa. I’ll be having unprotected coitus with homeless women. That’ll be my treat for being mentally stronger than most of you. You all lack inner strength, I’m basically calling you a pussy just so you know.
>>62166900that's fake right
52 week lows on Nintendotime to buy for the long term?
>>62166908Most stocks underperform the market and Nintendo is one of those stocks.
Calls are down 14% but it's a long week
>>62166907It's real but the net below caught them
>>62166907its real, you can tell by how the negress's giant ass hangs up on the side of the wall and almost saved her
>>62166908too much real-world nonsense associated with it. S&P is better.
odds of oily jawbone in next 30 mins?
>>62166908there'd be chances some new ip with samus coud have pumped it by eoy
>>62166912>>62166913 I don't believe you
>>62166924Okay you're right I lied they all died
I sharted SOXX right at close.
>>62166890sold snxx at 85 kek
>>62166913>>62166912The water shatters, that shit aint real.The background actors are consistent enough, but the right side of the city out of the frame is warbling and wavy
>>62166826-0.40% .......
>>62166933
Will HOOD ever recover or is it over forever?
>>62166928f
>>62166939>he says while holding the world hostageHow can one man be so based?
>>62166939I can't wait until these Germans start taking in Iranian refugees and we get to see some jahoodi kino on /pol/ this winter boss.
Shit dog the seagate expected move was like 10.8% which wasn't low to begin with and it blew that shit the fuck out.
>>62166939okay but then how does he justify letting Israel have a nuclear weapon?
>>62166939Yes, like that time 80 years ago when you dropped two nukes on two populated cities.I hate amerishards so much is unreal.
>>62166937it'll recover but if not, I got money for cheapies if it hits sub $30 again.
>>62166939germs btfo. many cases of this.
he's just mad about the handshake, don't take it personally
>>62166953you aren't japanese and never will be, irrelevant eastern european country.
Welp , looks like my hood 75 put will be assigned bois
>>62166953If we're going to start punishing the grandchildren for the actions of their grandparents, I demand we give out reparations to the descendents of white slave owners who's property was taken after the civil war.
We should just nuke every other country on the planet except Ireland and the north half of the UK (oh and I guess Japan can be its own little thng)
>>62166976shaloooom
>>62166887>investing into anything called HOODThe dems have been doing that for 50 years and have had the exact same results as you. At least you figure out the problem way before they ever will xD
>>62166982We're nuking Israel though. You're right though, we can nuke New York, California, and uhh Colorado too
>>62166951why are you antisemitic?
>>62166974can we pay them back in slaves? we will call them interns though
Welp I'm out of Hood at a 12% lossTime for SOFI to let me down tomorrow :_;
>>62166989Hell yea brother I got sofi calls. Cant wait to wake up to a 50% loss. Based
>>62166908Not a bad idea to DCA into it, but I still think it remains pricey from the metrics. But they don't account yet for the cinematic universe, and this one will be a money printer for the next 15 years.
>>62166986We're going to need interest compounded on those reparations for 160 years or whatever too boss.
>>62166992>Nintendo in on PrecureI AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING INTO NINTENDO
>>62166989you probably sold the weekly bottom. will crab tomorrow then green on thurs/fri.
All this could have been avoided if you didn't spend the last 2 months disrupting Trump's psionic waveforms with your negative chi
>>62166908Ninty really hasn't had amazing stock prices since 2000, go and look. Wii and Switch, Switch 2? No fucking jump to like $50. It's sat at a shit price and it's DOWN despite Switch 2 selling well.Buy some, but don't be surprised if it does nothing for ANOTHER 20 years.
>>62166826today -9.6%I'm all calls, such rollercoasters are expected.
I want to be rich quick with a 1 thousand initial investment, what buy
Why do blue collar wagies seethe at people who WFH and play games all day? I've gone to one meeting and i've done jack shit today.
>>62166937>Will HOOD ever recover or is it over forever?hood trades like bitcoinso when bitcoin finally bottoms in oct, then recovers, then yes, hood will also recover
QRD on why we sold off today??
>>62167008Because their jobs are hard and they are jealous of something they can't have. This should be obvious.
>STX +13%>>62166737Apparently I guessded correctly
>>62166950>Shit dog the seagate expected move was like 10.8% which wasn't low to begin with and it blew that shit the fuck out.+13% in after hours for a ai memory stockyep, the bull market is still intact boystech and ai stocks lead the way, woo hooNOTHING can stop this rally hahaha
>>62167010Purely technicals
>>62167010OpenAI is slightly faker and gayer than was priced in
>>62166908Somebody suggested Nintendo a few weeks ago. Are you the same guy?Nintendo released a console that doesn't differentiate itself from its predecessor, and with no system-moving games. It's got Wii U syndrome.Nothing has changed except that the price is lower now.
I want UBI I dont want to be a slave
>>62167010trump is crashing out on twitter.
>>62166939I am so happy that MAGA is dead and the Iran war failed. Tired of this spastic zioio shitsack
>>62166976the north is full of pakis
>>62167020NTDOY shills are typically on some spectrum of millennial man child to trans speed runner. It’s not a good way to make investment decisions.
>>62166999>All this could have been avoided if you didn't spend the last 2 months disrupting Trump's psionic waveforms with your negative chisorry broill turn off my psi emitter which was attracting the zerg swarm
>>62167003They got too caught up in the console wars and put way too much attention on the next big hardware thingmabob rather than realizing that games is what makes them sell and games were what they were good at. With the shit political games every company that has or will get sold is currently slopping out, they could ignore the pink-haired west fags and pop some gems. But another 20 years of rehashed Mario ain't gonna cut it.
Which of you niggers played TER earnings? I know there's some of you here. Is this drop a good buying opportunity however?
>>62167020My man the price is HIGHER>>62167027Then we nuke everywhere but Cornwall. Sorry Rory
>V GODS
>>62167038>plqntrvstingGODS
Tomorrow is FOMC. Jerome's final meeting as Chair. Is he going to go out big?
should everyone just invest in everything because of the wiemer effect... every investment just goes up in hyperinflation right
>>62167035looks like nintendo is at key resistance, and will go higheryou can trust me. I'm a top strategist.
>>62167020No. Saw this thread on /v/:>>>/v/737835803I have an account on fidelity with some cash. Wasn't sure if this was a good opportunity to "buy a big name". Seems like most have recommended against it.
>>62167021UBI is for the permanent underclass.
>>62167045>you can trust me. I'm a top strategist.and I'm probably not bullish enough
>>62167010So I could buy my MU back. It's unbelievable how retarded I am at this. I should stop trading.
>>62167034Buy TER, it's the same AI supplier story, but don't expect quite as an agile a stock as SNDK or LITE.
>>62167044Some investments go up faster than others.
>>62167051You’re supposed to buy dips in the index. Not dips in underperforming stocks.
What's going on with NBIS? I want to buy back, but I am scared. It is falling like a rock.
Holding covered calls makes your daily up/down harder to read.
>>62167060It's always falling like a rock and rising like a rock. Don't panic
>>62167050I feel like UBI, done well, is a conceptual surrogate for a right to land owernship and freedom to homestead or dwell. If people are entitled their own land or capital, they can use it productively or not. But to make it increasingly difficult to achieve independence feels unfair, since a homesteader on his own land has a natural floor on amount of work required to sustain himself, but in the actual economy, this floor is abstracted into the global markets and subject to various forces, and the working class peons of course universally get the shit end of the deal here.UBI, while not perfect and definitely having some dispotian potential, at least feels like it's step toward letting people drop out and 'homestead'.
>>62166826-0.8% not as bad as it looked at one point but still wiped a lot of my gains
>>62167064Thanks for the heads up. I am new at investing and I'm making a lot of retarded decisions.
>>62167065What's the Chebyshev polynomial expansion of the sine function?
>>62167040hopefully he'll just stand pat and retire then we can get Kevin in there to lower rates and once that happens we start up the war machine bigly in June. Iran should be wrapped up by then and we can go back to invading Greenland which is probably where most of the QE will go
>>62167048>Seems like most have recommended against it.Seems like a good entry signal then. I bought Google in May last year when /smg/ was dooming it. Same a few years ago when it was Meta.
>>62166720if a certified financial advisor can't understand what you're saying you're probably about to lose a lot of money
>>62167070Why was this your response?
>>62167081You sound like a chatbot. UBI will never allow for independence and sovereignty. The whole point of UBI is to cull the unworthy.
>>62167054what goes up the fastest
>>62167086Hard commodities.
BEGods? You guys bought the dip, right?
>>62167060it went up to the 160s too quickly. with earnings around the corner, many didn't want to gamble on a miss or a beat that's not amazing. i'm watching it. if it takes another leg down after earnings i'll be buying. if the ai story is real, data centers should do well over the years.
>>62167085That's why I said 'done well' and acknowledged dystopian potential. In theory, I see it as an abstract replacement for a person's inherent right to independence in a world where that becomes increasingly costly. >The whole point of UBI is to cull the unworthy.And not doing UBI somehow prevents this?
>>62167079>certified financial advisorOn the flip side, there's a reason they are still waging instead of retiring on their own island somewhere.
>>62167094UBI is the carrot approach to entice people to remove themselves from the gene pool.
>>62167102i can get paid for that?
>>62167048Nintendo would be an easy buy but they're getting gaped by the memory shit that's happening and gaming had its worst holiday season since like the 90s.
>>62167091Cool, I'll be waiting, too. It really looks good, that's why I was surprised. When are the earnings? next week?
>>62167098>Takes a fee to scam you into putting 20-25% of your money in international and bonds >outperformed by VOO godsMany such cases
>>62166826retardmaxxer here. once again proven right that market makers are scared of letting anything stay down long term. a 1 day dump that's nearly recovered in after hours? yeah nah, i don't think i'm selling the entirety of my position when they may just pump them the next day 10%+
>>62167055>You’re supposed to buy dips in the index. Not dips in underperforming stocks.According to a top strategist, you are supposed to buy every dip
GOOG is my second biggest position, kind of scared of tomorrow.
>>62167108voo, blk
>>62167102You're just saying things without engaging. As with most things, the devil is in the details, and the desire to cull the gene pool exist regardless of UBI. I'm not arguing that mass dependence on the government or corpos is good, of course, but moreso that there are definately ways to more effectively distribute the efficiencies of technology to the population to _increase_ independence, and capital distribution may be one means of accomplishing that, in theory.
>>62167115I remember another top strategist that said "Losers average losers".
>HARDWAREgods
>>62167115He needs to be in 'that smile' meme.
>>62167102>UBI is the carrot approach to entice people to remove themselves from the gene pool.isn't that a good thing though?people on welfare should be removed from the gene pool
>>62167122>HardwareFUCKINGGODSWe have the conviction and discipline
>>62167111Well that's weird. Trading view has their earnings tomorrow, which is what I was going off. But their website says not until May 18th. https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/nbis/earningswtf tradingview...honestly thought tomorrow was earnings and that's what caused the sell off.
I didnt have any cash to slurp todays dip
>>62167128I never said it was a bad thing.>>62167120That ideal only exists to sell it to the midwit cattle. You want true sovereignity, you need to be thinking about building structure outside of the normal system.
>>62166602>pumping for no reaosn againIt doesn't make sense and it makes me sick.
>futures
>>62167128>people on welfare should be removed from the gene poolBut ubi puts everyone on welfare.
>>62167128Far into the future, what is welfare? If all required goods and services for survival can be provided in an automated manner, and the amount of human labor required to keep the system going is minimal, and therefore opportunity to work is scarce, what happens to those without work? >>62167134>That ideal only exists to sell it to the midwit cattle. What 'ideal'? I didn't even describe one, again you're not even engaging. >You want true sovereignity, you need to be thinking about building structure outside of the normal system.This is closer to what I've been describing than you think.
>>62167144Building a corporate/trust structure for yourself, with tax optimized residency and banking strategies, has nothing to do with government run UBI for the masses.
>>62166602>>62167135>OpenAI>"AAHHHH THIS ISN'T MAKING ANY MONEY SELLLL">Seagate>"Wait, this actually makes money? OOOOOOOOOOO"
>>62167034>>62167014>>62166826>>62166884Easiest $16k I made in my life. Dropped $100k into STX today. Just signed in and sold after hours. I think I’m good for like half a year now.
>>62166995>3 years ago
>>62167119the fuck did you just call me?
>>62167154those are still real world concerns
Realistically how much NW to start pulling in East Asian and white women? Is it about the same?
>>62167122>>62167129I am going to kill myself for not buying at 100 bucks
> futures
>>62167166$0, but you have to have game
>>62167133stocks are only 0.5% down from all time highs...
>>62166636>>62166643this happened today>Washington Post on Pakistani official: Tehran requests Washington lift the siege on its ports in exchange for reopening the Strait of Hormuzthis did not happen
>>62167166this vid pisses me off for some reason
>>62167126top strategists are saying we should buy the dip on memes
>>62167166East Asian are cheaper to get but costlier to maintain. She and her family will suck you dry and break your spirit.
>>62167156My folio now is basically only wdc sndk and stx. When storage pops I'm going to be poor again.
>>62167173every dip is a slurpable dip
>>62167166>East Asian$0>White Women>$250,000 of debt and up.
>>62167156>number go downAAAAAAAAAAAA>NUMBER GO UPOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62167170kek
>>62167177I like the way their feet rub together
>>62167172Was going to say this. Kind of crazy how much of a 'loser' you can be on paper and still pull prime Asian puss.
>>62167158I feel like I don't believe this but if so, how are you neeting and chill with throwing 100k at random shit and hoping for the best?
>>62167177Because it is fake cute. Every expression on her face is choreographed to cater to simps.
>>62167154That's also a much more specific and not directly related to the topic at hand. But how do you expect someone in a 'post-scarcity' world to secure these things for themselves?UBI is a potential solution to the underlying problem of labor demand scarcity and concentration of capital. The mechanic that enables 'culling' is in gating who gets access to labor. UBI is a symptom, not a cause, and yes, poorly designed it's a bandaid that lets the parties in charge of distribution toggle it on/off for culling, but they could do this without UBI anyway is my point. How capital and resources are distributed in such system is, like I said, implementation dependent and the devil's in those details, but it's not hard to see this is where things are headed and that a well-designed labor and capital distribution system would ease the pain and potentially enable true sovereignty.
>>62167170>webm relkek
We need regime change at the Treasury department
>>62167192>Because it is fake cute. Every expression on her face is choreographed to cater to simps.as much as women don't have souls, and whores even worse, asian whores might be worst of allno soul, maybe even negative souls
HOOD getting rekt
>>62166629A good reminder for all seasons.
>>62167133there'll be dippier dips fren
>>62167200You're still a GME baggie get over it
>>62167177because women live on easy mode?
>>62167178Thank you kind sir. I am sadly phoneposting ATM or would have done it myself.
Should I just keep buying hardware LETFS when low and selling when high? Just yoo forever until Openari IPOs and crashes bubble?
the war seems at an impasse and i'm not sure what comes next
>>62167211>Thank you kind sir. I am sadly phoneposting ATM or would have done it myself.no problem brotha. it's a good one
>>62167199>no soul, maybe even negative soulsItS iN dEy KuLcHuR!-1,000,000 Social Credit Points to you.
>>62167210>because women live on easy mode?women do have everything handed to them, and live life on easy mode, though their brain chemistry still fucks with them and makes them miserablebeing a man is still a more enjoyable experience, because at least you're happy on the inside. wouldn't trade it for the world
>>62167224Another bullish ceasefire maybe
>>62167240what if I have a culture of critique?something something... and then I began to hate them, something something
>>62167094No one knows the solution to the bottom 50% of people becoming unemployable. UBI can be a bread-and-circuses style solution to manage them, yes, but we also have to consider such that are not political. For example, people adopt some "one earner per super-family (like several families)" model, where someone finances his mom, brother in law etc.
>>62167204lets hope so im getting my tax returns next month>>62167208nigger what are you talking about
>>62167199goated pic
If economists, accountants, and bank managers actually knew anything about markets, they wouldn't need their job.
Can we uhhh have HOOD dump another 10% during their earnings call it'd be really funny
>>62167251based
>>62167242are we still in one? or did that technically end and they just haven't fired anything yet?I can't keep up
>>62167249>goated picI use it to banish male feministspic unrel
>>62167224more politicians shitposting on social media, more inflation widening the wealth gap, more trump playing golf instead of feeling pressured to fix problems. eventually, regime change by force
>setrannygate up 15 % in this marketnigger tuesdaynigger marketnigger amerishitclown world
>Jamie Dimon on private credit>It won’t be terrible>Just worse than people thinkkek
Gonna play some Scorn, this is better than this market.
>>62167257is this guy related to bilbo babbage?
>>62167247>UBI can be a bread-and-circuses style solution to manage them, yesI think we might be thinking about this on different timeframes, I'm mostly speaking hypothetically, not anything near term or that would get completely screwed up by modern politics. The problem to solve is like you implied, the labor demand scarcity (who gets access, how do those that don't get supported, if at all). The super-family thing is just a more localized version of UBI, the core problem is still the same.I don't have an issue with eugenics either before someone pops in and says to wipe out the low IQ retards. But that doesn't solve the problem. Reducing the population to match the available labor demand seems annihilationist since that number will approach zero over time. It's clear that in the way things are currently modeled, we're dealign with a force that's counter to our existence and a monthly stipend from the government doesn't' directly address that.
what hard commodities are best to invest
>>62167263Look their HDDs were bad but they do make money now so I forgive them
Is it possible, financially speaking, to puncture a lung or something by sleeping in a weird position, cause idk wtf happened but it fucking hurts
>>62167280uranium, saffron
im not baking
>>62167291vax induced stage 4 cancer of the lung. sad. hope you filled out your beneficiary paperwork on your brokerage.
>>62167291does it hurt when you breath deeply? does it go away when you sit upright?
>>62167274>is this guy related to bilbo babbage?I dunno
>>62167291did you let her cum in your windpipe?
>>62167274in the sequel, bilbo starts a chip factory on valinor. he gets really fed up with retarded elf questions. bombed pretty hard at the box office because they couldn't get the original actors
>>62167301Yes, and yes, to an extent. Deep breaths still hurt when upright.This is a financial query because right now I don't have health insurance so I'm making the monetary calculations of what to do about this... and right now I'm leaning towards redeeming some tylenols into my mouth and hoping for the best
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>>62167035>My man the price is HIGHERI meant the stock price. The console being more expensive is another nail in the coffin.
>>62167308Probably take Benadryl, it's anti-inflammatory. Something like that happened to me once and my symptoms were most related to this:https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/17353-pericarditisAfter a night of heavy drinking. Largely went away after a day, lingered for another couple, then never recurred. Benadryl fixed it immediately. I had never had something like it happen before.
>>62167308>Bad news is you have stage 4 lung cancer and likely less than 12 months to live>Good news is you won't need to worry about money ever again
>>62167032No, moreover, WII DID GOOD, SWITCH DID GOOD. Why stock no go up?Fucking retard, isn't that how shit be?
>>62167308Are you gassy from your burrito?>>62166716
Day 1600 of thinking about how I fucked up my life really hard.I have almost no costs and a decent amount of savings. If I just played micron earnings twice I'd have 4xed my money.
>>62167321wtf I never heard of this, thanks. It's pretty far to my left side though, almost under my armpit, not near my heart at all.>>62167324It was a breakfast burrito, no beans. Also this has been going on for 4 days and getting worse.
>>62167332So swing Sandisk. What's going on here?
>>62167357Oh ok, mine was like right by sternum. Freaked me out. Hope you feel better soon, you can't go to a doctor or something? If you're in the US most states sponsor healthcare through some means or another.
>>62167373I will have insurance that kicks in on May 1 (Friday)If /smg/ suddenly stops getting bang/ding posts, then just assume I died.
>>62167373https://www.visitoregon.com/
>>62167381Oregon updated its charitable healthcare laws in 2026 to increase the financial threshold for automatic hospital screenings to $1,500 for a single visit. This revised law, affecting non-profit hospitals, requires them to offer sliding scale discounts (at least 25% off) to patients up to 400% of the federal poverty level, focusing on higher-cost cases.
>>62167380kek you're basically bagholding your body until you can dump it on Friday. rooting for you pal, but check out your state sponsored healthcare, I'm in Oregon so we get this >>62167381>>62167390
>>62167380If the Benadryls help it was probably just inflammation btw, I think it's a pretty low risk maneuver. Just drink water cuz they're hard on your liver or kidney
>>62167400I'm actually in Washington. I bought a plan, and yeah unfortunately I have to wait till May 1 for it to take effect.In theory, I could use COBRA from my last job, but I'd rather just not deal with that.>>62167405The thing is I do remember waking up in a weird position, so it is possible I just strained something, but idk.
If I don't get up and go to the bathroom within the next hour I will have to shit my pants
