Pump&Dump edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread >>62166591
fyi: i do business with several of these companies
Another 5 trillion allocated to the tech sector, electricity and semiconductors, and another bullish ceasefire?Please?
>2.7k comments>all normalfags whinging about private equity and grrr investors are evil>theyre behind on their payments because they made a series of bad choices that left them poor and destitutehttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/lR2eCd8RpmMAnyways, why the midwest? Is Blackrock doing private equity for utilities margins, squeezing people for cheap land, what?
I done tink CPUs were just a fag>QCOMGODS>SandiskGODS
how we feeling about GOOGL?
I solded HOOD for a big L and now I'm in SOFI & RDDT for 2 more big L's
> futures
This is all so tiresome. A large oil shock and therefore and economic slowdown is locked in. Why are people still buying?
>>62167327see>>62167314
>>62167327Economic slowdown but higher prices. Consumers pay, it becomes normalized, then repeats
>>62167313>listened to Spotify once while shopping on Amazon and eating a BBC burrito from Chipotle>"I represent Doritos"I have been VERY closely following Domino's since their announcement. They tanked yesterday and today they were in the green while everyone else in the world was red. What the fuck is going on? Do people panic order pizza when the market is shitty?
>>62167320They'll be fine but it's not worth getting out of bed over
>>62167263>>62167289Imagine trusting a single spinny thing with 44tb of data.
AMD
>>62167327>This is all so tiresome. A large oil shock and therefore and economic slowdown is locked in. Why are people still buying?international stonks are getting hitwhile the less oil dependent and more tech focused american stonk market is still doing wellpretty straight forward
>>62167327I just bought so I hope all that is priced in and means nothing.
>>62167348you're supposed to use a bunch of them in RAID so you can store 44tb with redundancy in case one drive fails
For the anon with lung cancer:>>62167308>>62167321
>>62167317don't you feel bad for older people that can't afford a dignified existence and aren't able to find a well paying job anymore? because i do, could happen to anyone anon, even if you diligently buy highly leveraged semiconductor etfs on margin
I am going to dab on the corpse of this tranny market when the AI bubble finally pops and the Shit and Piss crashes 90%. Fuck anyone stupid enough to buy in now.
>>62167333Are you using a custom script for this?Also is anyone actually buying GRRR or is it just one guy gorillaposting?
>>62167358Its mostly just me and a few chosen disciplesI will be a gorillionaire, in this life or the next
>>62167355I do feel bad on some level but I have to worry about my own wellbeing first, otherwise how can I help others? Even so, if they're 60 or 70, they had ample time to prepare for their old age, and if they spent their life smoking and drinking and not saving money, those were choices they made.
>>62167351But Asia is where those tech companies get their hardware from.
>>62167356>AI bubbleLmao. Nvidia has a lower PE than Walmart. There is no bubble, you're just mad that a $2,000 GPU is faster than you, smarter than you, and better than despite your $80,000 "investment" in a CS degree. Learn to weedwhack.
what
>>62167356Did you say this six months ago too and we've x3'd since then?
What hard commodities are best to invest in?
>>62167363it's literally just you niggrrr
>>62167356We’re not crashing more than 50% on SPX. It’ll probably be 20-30 and you’ll perform worse trying to time it
If Soxl doesn’t make a new ATH this week I may krill myself
ay where da babes at
ayo babe what sum fuck?
>>62167382physical wheat
>>62167388you had a month straight of ath's you vanta black gorilla bitch
>>62167371>Nvidia has a lower PE than WalmartThat PE is going to fucking skyrocket when the bubble pops and these retarded tech companies stop spending on compute. >There is no bubble, you're just mad that a $2,000 GPU is faster than you, smarter than you, and better than despite your $80,000 "investment" in a CS degreelollmao evenThis is the kind of retard fueling the AI bubble.>>62167379>Did you say this six months ago too No, I didn't, and I wouldn't be terribly surprised if we double from here. The hallmark of a bubble is its irrationality. When stock prices become nothing more than numbers on a screen, there's no limit to how high the market can go.
If Nvidia doesn't make a new all time high tomorrow I might lose my house
>>62167356im here for it
>POLITICO>@politico>Senate rejects bid to check Trump on CubaRepublicans are all complicit.
>>62167371wow someone's salty they never learned to code. filtered much?
If GME doesnt ath my wife's boyfriend will have to move in
>>62167382Buy silver, wear cotton
>not pricing in the dark side of the moon aay wars china will be fighting and US military joining in on once NASA lands people on the moon later this decade>not getting out of dollars before the treasury is shut down and war is declared against the nephelim cryptid war goes hot in the DUMBs and millions are drafted overnightReally hope you don't sell when you are gonna need a SKS real soon when things get really bad
my SPY puts doin a lil sumtn
>>62167358yeah it's a little custom script tacked together with a wordcloud generator off github. You mean you don't own any GRRR?
>>62167415Can we have a ceasefire at Cuba to pomp it
STX, WDC chads... what's our next move?
>>62167446Hold....with leverage, preferably
>>62167363>>62167383>>62167427I'm buying in. I've already lost thousands buying stupider shit but I'm ready to accept Donkey Kong as my lord and savior.
My thoughts on candlestick charts:>Open and close is irrelevant, purely a consequence of the trading hours>High and low shows the volatility similar to bollinger bands. >Subsequent prices usually stay within that range for a while>If it breaks out that's bullish, again like bolligner bands>The patterns are Japanese woo. Not only is there no scientific proof, if bullish patterns led to bull runs then there would only be bull runs. >It would be a feedback loop of a bullish pattern causing a bull run which is a bullish pattern causing another bull run. Makes no sense.
niggers
>>62167453ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>62167420At least she won't have as much time to bitch at you :0
your daily wheat newshttps://x.com/business/status/2049180068786635140
>>62167468Honestly this country has a food surplus problem...but yeah these poor farmers. We should end subsidies and it'll even itself out
>>62167468>grainslop pricesWho gives a shit. I'm a corncel anyway. Only children eat cereal.
>>62167459It's a means of consolidating the tick-stream into time based chunks for easier aggregate representation. Consolidation can be done with something else like volume bars or whatever you come up with, candlesticks are just the most popular.
>>62167468who the fuck eats wheat anyways? isnt that for horses?
>>62167468Wheat? Lol, who needs wheat when there's weed. *hits pipe* (insert daughter called picture)
uae leaving opec bearish for stocks especially tech?
>>62167313amazon did tons of layoffs they'll beat easily. same with the other mag 7s.
>>62167485rephrase that as a statement outlining why you expect it to be bearish and i'll tell you why you're retarded
>>62167475don't you eat pizza nigger?
>>62167371this. just become a plumber.
>>62167468CANE bros i hope you didn't sell
>>62167475EL OGRO DEL TEXANO
is sandick ever going to do a split or what
>biz iz now bearish on SNDK because it is "up too much"Biggest bull flag imaginable. Now I just need it to pull back to 750 to laod up.
>>62167464Having second thoughts my gorilligger. Are you sure about this?
>>62167423I too watched the documentary film Transformers: Dark of the Moon, and I can vouch for this man's statements.
>>62167501Nigger we love our memory here
>>62167364yeah, that's true for most. on the local radio station they interviewed a social worker about planned legal safe spaces for drug addicts and small time drug deals. he said to address the underlying structural problem, society has to become more accepting of people that aren't very resilient, can't work as hard and still let them participate despite a background of substance abuse. the constant rat race makes us discard those that we don't perceive as useful to us which is exactly those in need of human connection. made me sad is all
>>62167501>biz is forecasting a pullback>I will wait for the upcoming pullback to enter>they are dumb, I am smart
>>62167366micron says they're building new foundries in manassas virginia so glownegros can just drive like 30 minutes or an hour in northern virginia traffic OOOOOOO to grab some shit they need and then send to data center in ashburn. EZPZ. Now if only the DC metro area didn't have some of the most congested roads and rundown, non-existent train infrastructure in the country.
>>62167371i paid the degree off working as a roofer during the summerdon't want fang jobs so no leet code interview prepremote workmid six figureslow amount of tasks, so i spend half my work day calling people niggers and kikes here
If SOFI dumps I will be only mildly annoyed since I bet small :)
>>62167514>a pullbackNo, /biz/ is saying that it's topped out and going to crash. I am forecasting a light pullback to 750 where the gapperino is, a trap for bears, and then a run higher. We are not the same.
>bros I only work one hour a week but make 500k a year remote and paid the degree off with a little part time workCan we please stop this meme.
Bearsisters, indices are up after hours, why do we never get a break in this market?
>>62167504I'm bananas about the stock my smigger, $60 soon come
>>62167501what i thought we were bullish because seagate beatshould i sell my one share and take 20 profit now before it closes???
>down 2.6k since I started investing this yearSo when am I supposed to kill myself exactly?
Someone (You) me when we hit the bottom so that I can buy in at a discount.
>>6216753220 dollars can buy you one full meal at chipotle, and two extra tacos.
>>62167535How did you do it?>>62167536The bottom was in three weeks ago
>selling vols on a down day into multiple central bank decisions & huge earnings cluster after implieds have already been put in the dirt and are below realizedyo market participants be fuckin dumb bro
>>62167537i know that's why this is such an important decisionideally i would like to acquire a full weeks worth of chipotle mealplz respond
>>62167535When you've lost more than a month's salary
I should have bought 3L of beer instead of 2,5L, I'm still rational, goddamnit
>>62167459Intraday patterns like fibonacci are astrology, interday patterns like cup n handle are real
>>62167539One attempted buying the dip at a time only to find out it wasn’t the dip. So now here I sit, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.
>>62167327Buy when it's up and buy when it's downSimple as
>>62167459>>The patterns are Japanese woo. Not only is there no scientific proof, if bullish patterns led to bull runs then there would only be bull runs.it's called HARAMI, bitch
seven doubles remain. praise be to Allah!!!
Dude what the fuck did semiconductors do today? I lost all of my gains from yesterday!
>>62167563
>>62167563Da marky wen up. An da markey wen down. Den da markey wen up again. Dee end
>>62167555Is this a cup and handle?
>>62167327economic slowdowns are bullish. why do you think the US started all this to begin with?
>>62167574unironically the market analysis I come here for
>>62167576No but it's my favourite hold ATM.
>>62167561I doubled. In my pants.
I have a good feeling about HydroGraphussy tomorrow.
>>62167574>Da marky wen up. An da markey wen down. Den da markey wen up again. Dee endshiiiietwe gon make some jambalayah sit down, eat sum collard greensdis some good good technical analysis backed up by strong fundamentals
>>62167580I only need seven more doubles to breakeven. If SPY closes $710-715 by Friday, it's down to six.
>>62167581Someone is going to get fucked and it's not HydroGraphussy.
>>62167581>I have a good feeling about HydroGraphussy tomorrow.feeling "randy"?
>>62167535what's that in %?
>Squarely focused
>>62167597I don't know what he is playing with that connector, but 4 swords for the gamecube was pretty fun
Wait so the trick is to just always buy no matter what?Why wasnt I aware of this earlier?
>>62167606I want some 4 Swords Adventures with the bros iykwim
>>62167607(((they))) didn't want you knowing
Anyone FOMO into AMFN today? Is it still worth buying?
>>62167607Brint moar mone!
>>62167609>coworkers start talking about Smash Bros>get a half chodeWhat does this mean?
I have a portfolio of over 2150 Apus
>>62167609>I want some 4 Swords Adventures with the bros iykwimthat's kinda gay bro
>>62167587surely a job would be faster
>>62167621aint nothin wrong with that brothagit you a good hog, loud and fastand let 'er ridemm hmmm. aint that right?
>>62167607buy low
>>62167563Fuck tech, fuck tech investors and fuck you!
>>62167628>get in the truck, we're going to overthrow the government
>>62167626merely GETTING a job is harder than doubling your moneyto say nothing about actually working one
>>62167624you’ve never dartagnaned muskets with the boys? not gay at all bro
>>62167621nice hog
>>62167626it's not about the money
>>62167317>Anyways, why the midwest? Is Blackrock doing private equity for utilities margins, squeezing people for cheap land, what?there are few niggers and indians in the midwest, that's the first thing i notice
>>62167629>buy low
Anyone making directional bets over the weekend? Seems like things have deescalated w.r.t to the war?
>>62167579It's gud but it so dead rn . No volume. Barely moves for ages then rips. I'm trying to hold it rn but ny bills are piling up. Helps that others believe in it though. Thanks anon.
>>62167652on the trading view chart the volume is higher than it's ever been
Someone tell me gold and copper are going to be okay long-term. If these miners slip into dormancy again I swear to God.
>>62167607no the trick is to never sellcall their bluff
>>62167596-6,18%
Isn't UAE leaving fucking OPEC like really good for America? Feels like the new hub is gonna be the americas not the middle east.
>>62167676Yes it’s them siding with USA
>>62167641https://voca.ro/1KneaD7HnWMw
>>62167674You can make that back lickity split. Don't fret over 6%
>>62167634I know that but it physically pains me, if I had been working harder/taking more risk over the last 18 months I would have made 970,000 dollars stock trading. My focus on 'living in the real world', as Uncle Jeff said, has made things significantly worse for me.
>>62167576Maybe if you’re an ayylien
Rare earfs next 3 run?>>62167563if marvel hits that gap I'm going to snap it up. Fuck amd though I don't trust that shit.
>>62167676how to profit by this, hoefully with better job and hookers
>>62167663?
>>62167689UUUUUAMY
>>62167691zoom out
>>62167664Gold is done, Failed completely as a backup against stock market collapse. Turns out people just prefer greenbacks. Idk anything about copper. Silver seems to have potential. i've noticed that it's started to decouple from the gold price.
>>62167689Holy shit I’m coincidentally thinking about picking up more Rare earth and Marvel calls.
>>62167683Thanks, king. Hope you’re right
>>62167697Yes, the gold story cigarette is smoked.Silver can still run a bit if for nothing else than it having become a fairly pure proxy for beta and due to the AI metal story.
>>62167685Uncle Jeff was right; being a wagecuck is not the way.
>>62167664>Someone tell me gold and copper are going to be okay long-termGold will be ok long term. Its a long term hold for wealth protection. Just ask the central banks why they hold it and its now a tier 1 asset according to the BIS.
I'm so pissed up rightnow. The stock market died at the exact same moment that my business died. JUST. I'm drinking some Bordeaux wine, it's good shit.
>>62167697>stock market collapse.Have we collapsed because it doesn't feel like it?
>>62167716Nigger we aren't treying to protect our wealth we are trying to make wealth. Once we've made it then yeah sure byy gold.
>NOK>NOK>NOK>NOK
>>62167722>Once we've made it then yeah sure byy gold.correct, but you need to protect along the way as the price keeps rising as the dollar depreciation accelerates.
>>62167561eating cows is gross
>>62167732nuh uh
>>62167607we've been trying to tell you for a half decade or more
>>62167732The bacon cheese burger sorts the men from the subhumans.
>>62167732This is the most jeet post in the history of /biz/
>Goldman Sachs halts bankers’ use of Anthropic’s Claude in Hong Kong: FT>Utah is close to approving a huge new data center project called the Stratos Project or Wonder Valley. Kevin O’Leary’s company is building it in rural Box Elder County on 40,000 acres for AI and cloud computing. It will need nearly as much power as the whole state of Utah but will make all its own electricity from natural gas so it won’t use the public grid. The project is expected to create about 2,000 jobs and bring millions in new taxes, It will also use less water than current ranching and may help the Great Salt Lakelmao this AI bubble is such a shitshow dude
>>62167664idk man feels like the liquidity problems are not over. given ww3 and the impending big print i imagine gold is probably fine though. from what i hear the supply situation for copper is uber bullish but it responds pretty directly with the ekonomy which i think it's about to go overa cliff. the vol that ran out of bitcrap went into silver & gold, now i think it might run into agriculture commodities
why are micron runs so disappointing
>>62167628swer to god i used to work for that guy on the left until he had a heart attack>>62167681fuck you nigger
>>62167751>It will also use less water than current ranching and may help the Great Salt LakeLol what in the ESL is this. Nice to see Goldman backing off on the AI slop
Tomorrow I sell all my vxus.
>>62167751I'm too drunk to understand this but who cares aout Urtah? What even goes on ehtere/ Religious whackjobs?
>>62167731No, you don’t protect with gold along the way, that’s pure drag you drag queen.
>>62167756https://voca.ro/17r6EebJ2i1w
it's going to be one of those days
>>62167764you sound like a whiny fag not listening to that shit come back when your balls drop
>Trump administration fires entire National Science Board, per Reuters>Russian central bank wants mandatory yuan reserves for lenders, per ReutersBearish
>>62167762>that’s pure drag you drag queen.You are just gambling and will have no wealth to protect.
>>62167768>>Trump administration fires entire National Science Board, per ReutersWe don't need science where we're going
>>62167768NOT THE SCIENCE
>>62167773>this is the brice of freedom :DDD
>>62167767>t. Faggot.>>62167768I don't get the Yuan meme. There are barriers to the Yuan replacing the USD. What are you going to do with Yuan? Buy tat on Temu? Wall Street s still the world's premier market. In any case AFAIK the Chinese control the price of the Yuan making this a non-starter anyway.
Man today SOXL calls were expensive, are they going to be cheaper tomorrow? I need my dose
>>62167612yeah. check their most recent press release. they’re demonstrating new revenue streams outside of Kepler’s actual fusion research. shits only just begun to pump. My cost basis is .06 though, wish it was .04, but whatever. $1 EOY is totally possible, would make them barely under 2B market cap, chump change these days. beyond that, I won’t speculate and jinx it
>>62167758>Tomorrow I sell all my vxus.if you think trump will grab em by the hormussy and the oil problem will go away, then international stocks will recover
>>62167784>fusionPeople are investing in this?
>>62167784kek why did they get court ordered to cancel their dilution?
>>62167768They also want all personal savings converted to a three year bond paying 18% They'll probably try it too.
Getting juiced tomorrow 3pm estWhats the play gonna be niggers?
>futures
>>62167612we’ll see what the 8K says, and if they score even a modest DOD contract for procurement of… whatever, they’re gonna go parabolic. this is my funsies bet for the year. Real money is still parked in GEV
>>62167797What is happeing tomorrow 3pm? My arse was ready for TACO Tuesday but it never came.
>>62167797Numbers drop at 2PM not 3PM, Powell takes the mic at 2:30PM
>>62167794Think you misread that nigga, court ordered revocation went through. what’s actually concerning is they may issue 240m more shares via Kepler from what I understand, but are looking at a potential uplisting by mid May. shit goes to zero, I’m out two grand. whatever. but it won’t, it’ll blow up. I like my chances rn.
i did a tiny slurp, hopefully there will be more slurps to come
>>62167327priced in
>>62167612There is a good youtube channel from some guy who used to be in fusion research and explains well all the problems with the different approaches. Based on his comments no one is close to actually developing sustained fusion to generate enough electricity, especially for profit. Any price pump is baseless but I would not turn down the money if you already have the stock.
>>62167807I used to hang on to his every word when I was in gold. Now it's dead who cares about the Fed? He will hold rates steady or perhaps rise them, this is obvious, who cares? >>62167812When did Pepe become so cool?
>>62167816A random uneducated theory that I had is that it's doomed without gravity control for all of the examples in nature utilize gravitation.
Start with 25k, 2x that into 50k, 2x that into 100k, 2x that into 200k, 2x that into 400k, 2x that into 800k, and 2x that into 1.6 million.All you need to make it into your first million is just 2x six times starting from 25k, all you need to do is find a 2x every 2 months in 1 year, or if you wanna play it safe, one 2x a year for 6 years total
At the end of the day VOO is my favorite stock
>>62167784I absolutely would have bought in at 0.06 just for fun and you're making a case for me to still buy in at 0.08 but I think I'd have a better chance of winning than lottery than seeing $1 EOY. That would be fucking insane. If that happened, I would be more likely to kill myself for not investing more as opposed to losing $1000.Did you buy into GEV last year? Definitely seems like it's too late to buy in now.
>>62167828I have $1m, now what?
>>62167828Yes, that's how exponentials work.>>62167829"invest in the S&P500!" Reddit said. "You can't lose!" Reddit said. Then "Liberation day" happened.
>>62167828I did this and now I'm here >>62167561, needing 7 doubles to get back to breakeven (up from 9). but once I have mastered the art of the daily or weekly double, I will quickly ascend
>>62167787Yea i know but I just want to be in voo... I never should have left. Ugh maybe I should just calm down and leave it. I have 160k voo and 120k vxus.
>>62167803>My arse was ready for TACO Tuesday but it never came.What is there to even TACO out of at this point?
>>62167847VOO is the optimal portfolio because they are superior global companies. What do you want exposure too ex US? Shitty washed Euro companies? Chinese scams? Emerged markets? All a scam
>>62167829I fucked up bad trying to "diversify" Should have left it all in voo
>>62167845>9 doubles to break even
>>62167860Nah fucking up bad is buying a shitload of puts just before the cease fire. You’re gonna be alright
>>62167861Hoping I'm at 6 remaining by Friday's close. If I can get to 4, I can get pretty selective.
>>62167535just buy tech stupid
>>62167810isn't fusion like a nuclear thowhat if it explodes
>>62167847Are you the goober who sold VOO yesterday to buy into VXUS? You need to chill out dude. Just leave it alone. You should just bought VT in the first place but now you're trying to make it worse. Leave them funds alone and just buy more of your preferred going forward.
>>62167855That's what I always say but he somehow always manages to pull something out of the hat
This genius sold puts on FVRR, picking up $10k worth of pennies -- "free money".>What's FVRR?Yeah, I asked myself that as well. Sounded like some legal company or whatever. Turns out it's Fiverr, a Corona-era type of stock.
>>62167872Then we get S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of McDonald's.
i'm back over cad$750k babyyy
>>62167825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb7GXi0ZvYwThis is the dude, he is nuclear engineer, I was incorrect the did fission stuff not fusion research, I had a frendo who wanted to invest in aneurtronic fusion company and this guys vids explained the aneurtronic version is harder to ignite and produces less energy than tritium/deuterium which produces a lot of neutrons which causes all sorts of other problems.
chip n dip
>>62167844Consistent contributions to the shit and piss is most effective during downturns ya retard
>>62167339>searches so much cuck porn even his autocorrect is a coomer now
>>62167847>Yea i know but I just want to be in voo... I never should have left. Ugh maybe I should just calm down and leave it. I have 160k voo and 120k vxus.yes, calm downdon't make emotional decisions, especially not jumping in and out of something with 120kthough this is a good lesson for you. you learned you probably never should have bought vxus anyway, since you were so quick to sell. lack of conviction basicallyso just set a limit order, sell at your cost basis. then just put it back into voo since you believe in that and won't sell.
>>62167894lmao gottem
>>62167751tell people to stop using AI
>>62167878Damn these niggers think subtracting cash from the EV formula means the business doesn't have cash
>>62167860>I fucked up bad trying to "diversify">Should have left it all in vooamerican and international stocks are good diversifiers for each otherI'm in the same boat. have a lot of american stocks, and some international. all etfs. similar to voo and vxusand international stocks are worse off now, because of oil hijinx. and american stocks are better off comparatively.but that's kind of the point.if you think oil will resolve itself, then international stocks will go up. at least sell at your cost basis.
god i love slurpingred = buygreen = do nothing
>>62167901I mean my timeline is decades so I guess I should just hold put but I'm nervous that it won't perform as well over that timeline. I was ready for the decade of yuro dominance.
mister jeromeit hurtsplease lower the rates
>>62167873I've been bitching about it for weeks kekOk anon thank you for being reasonable
>>62167916>decade of euro dominance>in the most regulated business unfriendly environment on earthbrother please. at least say you fell for the china meme
>>62167816true, it’s very challenging, the old joke in fusion is that we’ve been 20 years from free fusion energy for 80 years. but I think recent demand increases are necessitating innovation in a way we haven’t seen before, plus all the nerds with money these days know that it’s the holy grail of energy, so at the very least they’ll throw bux at it
>>62167751if I had just.... sandisk..... 7 months ago....I accept now that I lost my chance to make it. I'm not happy about it.
>>62167828this is literally what happened to meexcept that last step, still waiting for that
>>62167916>I mean my timeline is decades so I guess I should just hold put but I'm nervous that it won't perform as well over that timeline. I was ready for the decade of yuro dominance.what exactly has shaken your long term view, in the last month?one month of -1% performance shouldn't really change anything, especially when you know the cause (oil) is temporary
terrible wagey morale at the grocery store. we need a stimulus yesterday.
is we
>>62167828>25k into SNDK in september 2025 becomes 60k in december>flip 60k into MUU at 70 bucks and triple your money by the end of january>180k into USO at 80 bucks then sell at 130 on March 9th and flip 270k into MUU at 136 bucks using Robinhood overnight at 11 PM EST (important)>sell at 235 bucks on the night of the 18th>buy SNXX 270k at 30 bucks sell at 97 now you have 1.5 millionIT'S THAT EASY
>>62167947The only way to make up for it would be to short and make calls for when sandisk shits the bed.........but I'm not holding my breath for that to happen
>>62167949I just think voo is goated
>cooking your own dinner and cleaning up every night
>Trump Tells Aides to Prepare for Extended Blockade of Iranoil sissies, its our time
Why is oil pumping? Did something happen? Is Donny chimping again?
>>62167959>I just think voo is goatedvoo is goatedthe point is what should you learn from thisI think the lesson to learn is that you should have never bought vxus, not because it's bad, but because you didn't really believe ittoo much conviction is bad, but you need some level of conviction and understanding of what you're buying.I think international stocks will come back from the oil oopsie.and the last year of incredible outperformance could be a sign of things to come. so I'm keeping mine. they are about 25-30% of my portfolio, which is roughly what they "should" be according to market cap
>>62167964new normal
Shorted semiconductors today. Let the wagies deal in the real world
>>62167962HE'S CHEFLESS
>>62167964>Trump Tells Aides To Prepare For Extended Blockade Of Iran – WSJThere is a matching headline timewise
>>62167949What made me bearish on Europe is that they have an energy crisis on their hand but unlike the US have not the political will nor arguably ability due to the crusted over bureaucratic system to handle such short term shocks with the needed flexibility.>oil prices are high, let's whip in a new nuclear power plant project while we have some political capitalThis will just not happen.At least under a Trump like admin it MIGHT happen.
>>62167963the market's priced in the strait never opening ever again as long as American history persists so thankfully it won't affect stocks
>>62167962easier done than said. once you start cooking for two or more then you will really want to hang yourself. lol lmao at women being the "caretakers" of children. they exist to shit them out and clean floors.
>>62167855I've been assured axios is working on something big
>>62167628Yeehaaw! Mm-hmm.My dad died.
>>62167972that's not how that meme works.
>>62167956sandisk will run to 3000 a share before that happens, probably.
>>62167980>>62167964this isn't trueThe market is pricing in the assumption of rate cuts and the war ending in the next month.
>>62167979>What made me bearish on Europe is that they have an energy crisis on their hand but unlike the US have not the political will nor arguably ability due to the crusted over bureaucratic system to handle such short term shocks with the needed flexibility.hmm good point
>>62167994relax buddy it's ALL priced in
>>62167997It's priced inand I'm priced out
Btw guys, don't listen to the retards talking about AMFN here. (No I am not one of them. Or maybe I am?)One of them You-ed me yesterday telling me all about how they were gonna find a way to make an infinite energy machine. LOL!
I wish all my tax dollars went to shorting oil futures
>>62167997>believe in the strong market efficient force luke
So is it dot com II tomorrow or are we just rotating in to tech again?
>>62168009Dotcom didn't happen in a day. This will take many months, maybe even years.
>>62167965The year of out performance is why I bought. Thought a trend was reversing. We will see what happens. The oil situation is kinda fucked.
>>62167965Thanks again for being reasonable.
>>62167985>once you start cooking for two or moreCooking for 4 people would involve 3 extra plates and 3 extra sets of silverware to wash every night but the prep work would largely be the same. I'd probably look into a 15 inch pan so I can sear a bunch of steaks at once. But for solo, the 12 inch pan is fine. I'd also probably become a dishwasher goy, right now I just hand wash my dishes instead of using the dish washer.
>>62167985i'd rather cook for 4 and not clean than cook for 1 and have to do the clean up
>>62168009The day the bubble "pops" the market will only be down like 3%. Then it will be a long grind for a year or two.
>>62168001kekBut I really wish I had the ability to make good on my seethe. I remember going to work in august and thinking sheeit wish I could parley transaction to transaction. SNDK, MU, STX were exactly that.
>>62168015Yes, the dotcom bubble had 5+ years to balloon and 3 years to deflate. Meanwhile, we BARELY moved out from a bear market 3 years ago.
>>62168009The thing is that we've known for months openai anthropic whatever weren't the shit, I feel like IPO in June and then a violent selloff over a year is the end result. Democrats will win on a platform of anti-datacenters and this will exacerbate the selloff.
Honestly the worst thing about dotcom was the 2nd bear market in 2008. It was the most bearish time I can remember. A lot of people’s faith in the market had been shaken.
Should I exit my 4/30 710-715 condor tomorrow before FOMC?
>>62168019>Thanks again for being reasonable.no, thank YOU>>62168016>The year of out performance is why I bought. Thought a trend was reversing.same hereand the fabled small cap value returned, after getting shit on by large cap growth for a long time. and international small cap value was was the 2nd coming of jesus level of "returned". this is AVDV btw. not sure if that will happen again, but it's a sign of what might happen.if the mag7 die, that's american large cap growth.what's the opposite of that? international. small caps. value. and all 3 together is AVDV which is cool.so now I have both. well all three I guessS&P500, small cap value, and also international. it's all diversified basicallyso if the big ai companies do well, and the ai tech trend continues I will participate. if not, then my exposure to it is in diversified etfs that rebalance so it won't matter too much if the mag7 die.and we saw that with the huge rotation in S&P500. many sectors were getting killed, while the index was at -5%. the strategy worked. really well. boglechads laugh all the way to the bankso if AI dies, then I'm still fine, which this year proved really well.
dotcom bubble was a 25-year bull market getting btfo and a lot of catch up being played on tech debt. markets more efficient these days. 2022 was about as bad as it gets since 08/09. most other countries are in worse shape than america is and significantly so. they just pump real estate and that's it because their stock market barely works.
>>62167326Was it trying to fuck that corn?
>>62167947>if I had just.... sandisk..... 7 months ago....what's the next Sandisk, that is the question. There are numerous stocks that rip every year. GEV posted 771% EPS last report, says its demand is increasing and they are raising prices to increase profit. I found BE when it was $10 and did not buy it because it was the same tech I saw on 60 minutes like ten years ago as the next big thing but it was just average tech after all. I saw who the board members were at the time I found it it and figured it was set to pump and I still blew it off.
>>62168038>markets more efficient these days
HGRAF's partner company for the coatings market, Sparc Technologies (OTC ticker: SPTCF) has issued a trading halt before a material news update.https://www.tipranks.com/news/company-announcements/sparc-technologies-halts-trading-ahead-of-material-ecosparc-update
>>62168040Sandisk is the next sandiskIf the market doesn't crash it'll hit a trillion bucks.
>>62167973I may be a goy slave, but at least I am my own goy slave. I have been thinking about my conversation with my broker yesterday. Are retail traders just the front men for billionaires who use us as shields to hide their true positioning. Think about it:>Retail goy is bullish, buys a 100 lot of call options from jane street market maker>Jane Street market maker's interest is peaked by the larger than usual sized retail order and will maybe try to move price in a way to encourage another 100 lot buy, usually this means moving the position against the trader to encourage a martingale style of betting. >retail trader takes the bait and loads up a 1000 lot of call options instead of his original 100 lot size>Now risk is on for both parties (ignoring hedging) >Billionaire rival of Jane street watching on the sidelines willing to offer retail goy a few cents profit on his calls >Goy takes profit >Risk still on, except now it's between the classic rivals>Just like we drew upWhat do you goys think? Is that happening or what?
>>62167446Seagate what? What the? Holy shit!
>>62168049>buys a 100 lot of call options from jane street market makerat a disadvantageous price I might add (getting whacked on the bid/ask spread)
>>62168042right, computers are taken more seriously now, and jobs are taken less seriously now.
>>62168046>Sandisk is the next sandisklate 2024 through mid 2025 there was a lot of buzz about many new tech stocks. Where is the buzz now? Those stocks already made their big moves but where are the new ones $1-5 so I can load up early?
>>62168049>I may be a goy slave, but at least I am my own goy slave."You say I fool myselfBut better me than being a fool for someone else" Im just here for the Easy Money
>>62167539>The bottom was in three weeks agoI can't buy again three weeks ago
>>62168062very crypto coded post.We are in the stage of the cycle where the ones that run the hardest and most reliably are the ones that ran already.There isn't any room in this market for some up and comer to overtake Sandisk's tremendous EPS growth.
>>62168054>>62167446I read an article back i njanuary around jan 25th or 24th about hard drives being the next SSDs.... but then WDC horribly underperformed compared to sandisk on earnings. And i STILL maintain WDC is the ugly sister between the two.
>>62168072>There isn't any room in this market for some up and comer to overtake Sandisk's tremendous EPS growth.what if they put the hard drives in the cloud, with AI and blockchain tech? as a former shoe company?
>>62168049>Are retail traders just the front men for billionaires who use us as shields to hide their true positioning. Think about it:Yes, they see your trading data, the brokerages sell it to them. They have models and the fastest computers, software and connections to the exchanges to bait buys and sells then beat the orders to the markets. There are some good vids about it on youtube. One I recall there was an interview from a top guy at the bank of Canada who said he would try to place a large trade for client at good price but only a tiny fraction would get filled and the prices would disappear and reaper slightly higher. The explains how he figured out what was going on years later. Michael Lewis wrote a book about it years ago. And there is a lot more how the big firms pay off financial reporters to make up pump and dump stories for their trades, and you got Trump and his people, and special forces, engaged in insider trading. Its rigged but you can still get rich.
>>62168076that sounds retarded so obviously it'll have a massive hype moment on reddit screaming about 'the shorts' and 'the partnership with nvidia' and 10x only to turn out to be a scam and fuck them out of their 500k in profits in a month. The one guy who sells with 450k before the bad news drops will subsequently lose his money fomoing into the next short squeeze and be left destitute and owing a lot in taxes.
>>62168072>average SandiskGOD>>62168073>hard drives being the next SSDsHuh? All those companies manufacture SSDs. Do you actually invest in companies you don't understand? *gasp* But all those sales are driven by data centers. It's nearly impossible to find Sandisk brand NVMEs in the wild.
I have Meta calls over earnings, but f*$%k that shit! I will sell these on open.
Behold! The black swan.
>>62168089>futures
google (alphabet)
>cryptohttps://x.com/JacobKinge/status/2049140793160372706
>>62168089yeah, Iran SMO is lasting till the 2030's. that's unrelated to the stock market though.
>>62167964what game is this?
>>62168098That would unironically kill half the planet.
>>62168089>Behold! The black swan.Its priced in
>>62168099looks like Factorio. I love sprites
>>62168089nawThe market will dump for a while, but the iranians will eventually cave or be overthrown or whatever and oil will flood the market.
tomorrow is wednesday?
>>62168100it's not that serious. needful/important ships can go through the strait right now as well as the future.
>>62168108good morning
>>62168049Le market maker insiders aren’t that much smarter than anyone else, and if they were smarter they would quickly outgrow their own capacity to trade.The last time someone genuinely clever figured out the market was LTCS.50% gains every year, then they outgrew their own niche in the bond market, tried to expand into the stock market, and blew themselves up like r/wallstreetbets redditor.
I put money in the pot for Palantir hoping to profit off of my gangstalkers but I guess the joke is on me. I made more money off of MEW today than I did off of PLTR.
>>62168108>needful/important ships can go through the strait right nowWhat the Ship?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XODPzVrIr9w
>>62168105Today is wednesday, I'm getting ready for work now.
>>62168099>>62168103It is factorio. A thinking man's game.
>>62168108No fertilizer or oil for Asia and Africa means regional mass starvation and a cessation of most of the world's manufacturing, with knock-on mass deaths in western countries due to the loss of Asian pharmaceuticals and power grid equipment. That's without even considering the economic effects, which will be catastrophic.
>>62168113stop giving away my top secret financial adviser>>62168098it's not an SMO its a blockade
>>62168077>One I recall there was an interview from a top guy at the bank of CanadaI remember seeing that video, I thought that was a while back and he left the bank of Canada to start a new exchange that that prohibited front running. I don't necessarily notice front running as much as I just notice some sort of hedge move in the aftermath of your larger fill. I had this conversation with my broker the other day that theoretically the initial market maker hedge should move the underlying in a favorable direction for the trader, but it almost never does in my opinion. It always has the opposite effect which I can only describe as an attempted quick shakeout to test your mettle, on almost every single fucking trade. Once you realize thats what is happening it becomes less scary to endure, but honestly its getting old.
>>62168116>hell on earthyes, we know. priced in.
>>62168116it's fine they can just eat each otherwe'll stop exporting and start making our own shit again
>>62168112PLTR is being chewed up because of >PEACE FOR OUR TIME & the wider software stock malaiase
It's just global hyper inflation isn't it? It makes zero % sense that a place like Japan is pumping. The whole thing is inflation and people fleeing cash to avoid taking profits that need to be taxed / deflate the moment you exit.Salaries and resource prices are racing to keep up, but can't because cash is becoming worthless. Normies won't make it through the Top Pull, when the fastest bots run by the largest whales suddenly blink, suddenly realize that the house is burning and it's time to leave with as much as possible. All normies will be baggies. We won't be fast enough. Fuck.
>>62168111>they would quickly outgrow their own capacity to trade.That's what I'm thinking is the case. It sounds nice to live off the vigorish, but that requires a steady stream of new goys who don't understand the prices they are being shown don't reflect the true market value of their proposed position due to your order just being a liquidity sweep for one billionaire or another who are totally not related or anything. I'm thinking of taking my money and heading to vegas. They seem to need the biz and will fly me out there and give me free food and beverage and lodging, versus keeping the money in my brokerage and pretending that any green trade for retail isn't just charity from some billionaire.
I got a 1.88% cost of living adjustment. It’s literally over unless stocks go up.
>>62168116oh shit, chink leaf that's you?
>>62168126Why do you say that? What do you actually know about Japan and Japanese stocks? Because you literally don't know anything yet you opine.It makes a ton of sense for Japan to be pumping. First of all, this chart you see has one bubble as well as one depressed period in between, which distorts it in two ways. The natural progression would not have had neither of these, leading to a more linear appreciation to the current rate.But more importantly, the reason why Japan is pumping is because there is a corporate reform going on whereby old company structures are being broken up such that they become more efficient stock companies, like redistributing to the shareholders more efficiently, streamlining the entire process, etc. Just ask an AI.
>>62168126the "whale algos" are collectively investors and they're not selling until they retire which happens sporadically and not all at once
>>62168114wat
>>62168126>It's just global hyper inflation isn't it?hyper inflation is a buzzword, but yeah numbers do go up.
>>62168111>they would quickly outgrow their own capacity to trade.Also, after my conversation with my broker, it sounds like there are no shortage of liquidity providers chomping at the bit the take my retail order. On the surface more competition is good right? Or does it just mean retail fills are actually that bad. I can't really complain about my fills per se, but I will complain about price pinning and bid/ask spread shenanigans
>>62168118People aren't moving markets due to your trades. Take your meds. Yes, order flow is sold if you don't trade DMA, but you're just one volume weighted data point in a sea of millions, and hedging behavior will depend on the makers book, it's not always straightforward to work out (eg, long SPY short ES).
why does bobo always warn about the risks of losing money but also get mad whenever other people make it?
I'm tired boss.#maga
>>62168147because bobo posting is funnier than mumu posting
I just want to get on a space ship and move onto a beach with my rock alien friends. Doomers can not steal my optimism after watching the stellar film Project Hail Mary twice in theaters.
Why is gas computer still $4/gallon
Big day tomorrow.
>>62168146>volume weightedKey word, and if 90% of the volume is just cousin ari and sheldon shuffling money between their firms to give the illusion of trading activity then what? Take my meds? Kys nigger.
>>62168153buy the electric car with the remote kill switch goyim
>>62168151Based white culture promoter
>>62168139It's literally every country linked to the primary trading system. Why would the UK pump? It's a disaster. But it's pumping. Korea? Sweden? All have the exact same insane spike.
>>62168111>tried to expand into the stock market, and blew themselves up like r/wallstreetbets redditor.that's not why they blew up. they blew because they made leveraged bets that some bonds that are guaranteed to converge, would converge. an arbitrage play, like what oil traders are doing with WTI and dated brent. they just didn't survive long enough and got margin called before they converged. market can stay irrational yada yada, probably some adversaries intentionally propping up the bonds too to collect that sweet sweet margin
>>62168151>I just want to get on a space ship and move onto a beach with my rock alien friendsAll I want is a little asteroid to call my own with no mortgage, is that too much to ask?
>>62168170Property tax in space is gonna be something else
>>62168158>Key word, and if 90% of the volume is just cousin ari and sheldon shuffling money between their firms to give the illusion of trading activity then what? Take my meds? Kys nigger.Yes, then what indeed? Not sure what your point is. I said volume weighted because that's ultimately what matters. Volume is what moves the markets and causes reactions from other players. Now, go get yourself a glass and take those meds.
>>62168166Everywhere is the same. It's global and in most places it makes no sense.
>>62168166The world economy isn't a fragile and weak as you believe, that's all
>>62168168>they just didn't survive long enough and got margin called before they convergedI thought the issue was their "pair trade" were not actually separate and the Russians defaulted and all the bond markets tanked and they could not cover the margin calls, and black or scholes who worked there did not understand that and the model did not really work either.
>>62168156how so
>>62168140Also not true. Most of these systems trigger by actual news headlines and micro behaviors. Just look at what happened to silver and comex. It's a waterfall effect that is not even humanly controlled. The breakers won't even stop it, they'll win all calls, all openings they sell first. Like scalping bots on a website.
>>62168179Microsoft, Facebook, Google, Amazon earnings reports (basically 20% the market)
>>62168168>probably some adversaries intentionally propping up the bondsSo I have also been thinking about this... In the old days these people would have to show up to the trading floor or send representatives trading on their behalf. But the counterparty would be known, no? That changes things a bit when you are sharing the same air with the guy taking your life savings from you. I don't even know what to make of this, it's just something I'm thinking about.
>>62168183Silver is pricing relative to oil. Commodities have additional considerations. Has nothing to do with what I posted.
>futuresBABY, I COMPARE YOU TOA KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GREYOOH, THE MORE I GET OF YOUSTRANGER IT FEELS, YEAHAND NOW THAT YOUR ROSE IS IN BLOOMA LIGHT HITS THE GLOOM ON THE GREYhttps://youtu.be/_2PCtLXWdbY
>>62168175What is an "economy" exactly? It used to mean something, but gradually, and very rapidly recently it's detached from reality because everything is rigged up to sync and hyper inflation is making it look like every company is raising"profits". We might not have a Vasili Arkhipov moment because these systems are all spinning out on control.
AI companies are now diversifying their treasuries into silver.https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/hyperscale-data-subsidiary-ault-global-commodities-announces-first-silver-purchase-302753925.html
>>62168196>Scottsdale mint
>>62168196literally literally who
>>62168196wtf ron paul just flew over my house
>This initial silver purchase represents more than merely an entry into precious metals; it reflects the continued evolution of the Company's balance sheetIM GONNA EVOOOOOOOOLVE
>>62168196why does everything involving bitcoin always sound like the most retarded word salad imaginable?
>Friday, end of week>1st of "Sell in May, walk away">Full moon peaks at 1:23pm EDTIt's as easy as 123 guys...
>>62168211What did he mean by this?
>>62168211Adding>Flower moon, representing the full bloom of spring
>>62168210same reason america fuds everything it does while winning at everything.
soxs and soxl both green now +4 and +6
when the market opens i will lose 1k award
>>62168220how's that possible
>>62168196>Hyperscaler buys a measly 10k ounces. I almost have that much silver...
>>62168217>the full bloom of springI was just saying I need to do my full spring cleaning of my car/house this weekend. (yes this is a flex on chuds without cars or houses)
>>6216822224/5 retard arbitrage
>>62168222big dick energyguess which one will win and you'll make millions
>>62168233>>62168233>>62168233
>>62168229>which one will win it will be SOXS there is more helium to make any more chips, tiwan gets 70% of its helium from the middle east thats closed for business
>>62168220>why not both
>>62168240WRONGit will be soxl because the last time something like this happened both were red and soxs flipped green in pm. With both green expect soxs to flip red. Cap it
>>62168240That makes sense. Soxl market buy open it is.
>>62168211According to the data sell in may and go away worked 1 out of the last 10 times
yep looks like i slurped the pico bottom (for today) once again
>>62168291>picobottomGOD
>make a good trade>feel like a boss>miss several GREAT trades that would make me six figs and a vacation>want to kill myself
>>62168395Many such cases.
>>62168395>be me>rich>have a dream>its too expensiveBe me>poor>have a dream>buy itluck is cheap if youre poor
wait.i get itStocks are worth something because companies behind them make money, and if you buy all the stocks, you get the company.
