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trackballers edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previously on /smg/
>>62167306
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>>62168233
Fugg Nibbers :DDD
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>>62168243
Good night SOFI. I look forward to waking up to life changing gains.
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*slurps through a crazy straw*
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>>62168233
trackball huh very cool
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for me, it's sinkposting

anyways i've decided AMFN probably is a good stock to throw 500 bucks at and forget about for a while
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I HAVE MICROSOFT AND META CALLS
LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62168233
I keep track of my balls, yes.
Market crash next week.
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>>62168233
that image is anti-semetic
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call prices on sandisk are insane how am i supposed to make money off this
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the market really didn't give a single fuck about BP beating earnings by 150% or whatever that math is
i almost feel bad for bp anon
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>>62168253
I can understand Meta, but why do you believe in Microsoft?
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>>62168257
Puts
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>>62168233
oil will never go up chuds
> SPRs stopped initial panic
> Asia experienced all of the high prices and resultant demand destruction before anyone else was affected
> Jawboning and headline spamming kept oil down easily, with the treasury slamming futures down in conjunction. All timed for low volume periods for maximum effect
the Strait of Hormuz has been rendered totally ineffective as a weapon. Irannies lost, and the US won. thank god
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Tomorrow will determine if I make it or if I troon out.
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>>62168260
What will they do with all that cash?
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Believe all minors
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has /smg/ ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
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>>62168268
>I make it
what's 'it'?
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>>62168270
uuuu a good idea ? seems like it so its probably a bad idea
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>>62168268
So you're going troon? I recommend to use some sassy pronouns as well like zey zer
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>>62168253
big man. Hope you win
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>>62168262
They are in a down cycle, so more potential upside, and even though they bungled Win11 and copilot, they are making some changes and their server business is still strong and growing.
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>>62168264
i dont have the free cash to allocate 7500 bucks in collateral on selling a put thoughbeit

>>62168269
the market thinks they just off gas and burn it into the atmosphere apparently
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Last earnings the mag7 gained during earnings to just fizzle out before opening and then slowly sink to bear level low. Why would they not do so now?
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>>62168260
fuck Bp anon he has like 6000 dollars in his account. And cries about 300 dollar losses. If you’re reading this bp anon I want to remind you I wipe my ass with 300 dollars
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>>62168265
Secretary of State says it's an economic nuclear bomb though
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Does ibkr have after hours trading? I'm so tired of missing out on overnight pumps because I got too busy at wagie to put my order in before close
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>>62168280
Priced in.


Sorry I just like repeating things randomly.
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>>62168282
>economic nuclear bomb though
But that is SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic IPOs
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>>62168282
Just trying to create post-hoc justification for the war
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>>62168268
why not make it and troon out?
t. far from making it but soon
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>>62168268
trooning costs a lot of money, anon
you're gonna need to make it before you do that
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>>62168288
that's a portfolio only tactical nuke, the closed hormussy is the big one
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i will attempt to sell sandisk put spreads below 750 expiring this week
risking 500 to make 100
but it probably wont fill
probably sell some snxx puts too
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>>62168233
>>62168255
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If QQQ tomorrow moons my weekly calls moon. If not, I pick up cheapy bimonthly calls that will eventually moon.
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NEXT WEEKS DEFINATELY A PULLBACK KIND OF WEEK
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>>62168310
why would it moon after dipping from negative news about AI profitability and nothing to the contrary? what is your thesis
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>>62168316
There are mag7 earnings tomorrow
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>>62168317
i think google and meta will have good news, i think microsoft is fucked.
still relatively red tomorrow
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>>62168265
Can I fuel my car with jawboning?
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>futes
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>>62168326
I can fix her
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I get fucked by these kinds of accumulation patterns so much because I always think it's a trading range, sell, wait to buy back in and then it never goes down.
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>>62168323
yes, turns out jawboning keeps prices low which helps you fuel your car with real gasoline
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>>62168323
you can jaw this bone and I'll give your mom a couple pumps
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>>62168327
I already fixed her.

Fuck off.
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>>62168309
needs hands rubbing together
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>>62168335
Economics 101 says that forcibly lowering the price without increasing supply will break the market and cause shortages.
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>>62168341
You lost tranny.
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>>62168339
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>>62168332
The dealers at that dealer zone knew what was going on
>no way this piece of ass stock is worth more than 200. reject
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>>62168344
is that in economics 102?
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>>62168345
now you need to remove the entire mouse and just draw a face
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>>62168341
economics 9000 says chink leaf is a faggot
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>>62168332
I bought in after the crash at 130s. Doing good right now :)
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>>62168316
Who cares about OpenAI, Google is already building their own models
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I want cheap chink EV cars
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>>62168353
>Who cares about OpenAI
bobo
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>>62168233
the scumbags at logitech discontinued the marble mouse and now i can't play video games
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>>62168351
But I'm a white American with genetically confirmed 90% German ancestry, the remainder consisting of 7% English and 3% Italian heritage.
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>>62168357
I want an EV that's not on the same depreciation curve as my iphone.
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is all in uuuu a bad idea...im thinking mini nuclear reactors for data centers is a pipe dream
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>>62168363
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>>62168361
>3% Italian
ngmi
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>>62168341
The price isn't being "forced" lower in the way you speak about (there's no price cap or something like that). Their goal was to prevent an oil panic in the West, and they have done so. I expect if this crisis continues for much longer than expected oil could hit something like $120 or $130. Higher prices are met with demand destruction naturally, and there's other measures that can be taken to force demand lower if needed.
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>>62168369
>>62168341
gas prices are going up because of jeets
I remember back on march 2nd looking for a gas station on a sunday and the jeet owned ones had "out of order" signs because that fucker was waiting until monday to increase prices.

I could have made 150,000 dollars the last 2 months.
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>>62168363
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reminder old wagies make at most $3k/month in social security and to be nice to them.
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>>62168265
Oil doomers severely underestimate the sheer amount of time, money, technology, and effort that’s gone into avoiding oil shocks.
Pretty much the entire green energy movement was nurtured by glowies for decades to prepare for this moment. (and that’s a good thing)
>>62168323
EVs just werk.
Skill issue.
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hi hello yes hello, there is a war going on, why is the price up?
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>>62168380
I mean, partially yes. But oil demand has gone up almost every year regardless of EV technology. The story is actually about the masterful avoidance of a Western oil panic engineered by Trump/US.
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>>62168372
uhm
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>>62168280
>Last earnings the mag7 gained during earnings to just fizzle out before opening and then slowly sink to bear level low. Why would they not do so now?
because the hormuz oil oopsie reset the stock market
now the slow sideways grind is replaced by what should have been happening, which is up grind.
we recovered, now back to our regularly scheduled programming
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Just FYI, "incredulity" is not a good reason why you believe a stock can't run further (SNDK).
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>>62168392
I don't know about you, but I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity so y'all motherfuckers could never get near to me
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why is there never any good ideas here , no one ever posts 100x plays
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>>62168341
>Economics 101 says that forcibly lowering the price without increasing supply will break the market and cause shortages.
this man actually thinks economics is real
maybe at some point these real fundamentals will matter
but if trump can grab em by the hormussy before then, none of that will come to pass and it will all be fine.
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should i short memory stocks, i feel like it
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>>62168409
Yeah man
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>>62168409
I think its time that bubble has got to pop
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>>62168411
MAG7 is the perfect catalyst that shit's sinking
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>>62168397
I mean, a couple months ago I posted a ticker of an italian gambling stock and it did +10% the next day
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>>62168410
>>62168411
should i full port my 9k port?
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>>62168416
Yeah man
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>>62168418
awesome
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>>62168414
sounds like you really know your stuff, what else you picking
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she danny tamberelli all over my pete & pete until i snick
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>>62168422
nha, I was lucky
but next time I have some educated guesses I'll remember to post them here
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>UAE DECIDES TO EXIT OPEC AND OPEC+

What did they mean by this, stock bros?
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>>62168439
>>UAE DECIDES TO EXIT OPEC AND OPEC+
>What did they mean by this, stock bros?
they wanna sell more oil, basically
which is very bullish for stocks, once trump sama grabs em by the hormussy
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>>62168443
>once trump sama grabs em by the hormussy
2 more weeks
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>>62168380
>Pretty much the entire green energy movement was nurtured by glowies for decades to prepare for this moment.
total retardation. The 'green energy' was just another government funding scam to enrich a select few with tax payer money. "crisis" are engineered to drive prices up so the chosen can make even more money.
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>>62168406
>this man actually thinks economics is real
some basic concepts are real, but economics was blown way out of proportion to its usefulness to support fiscally unsound economic policies that the experts claimed were good for the masses.
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why do I have some retarded name appearing next to my ID?
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>>62168450
april fools nigga
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>>62168450
type in Anonymous in the name field if you dont want to namefag
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>>62168447
Hadwyn sounds like a trannies name.
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why did Trump abandon us?
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>>62168353
well people invested in msft probably care since its a sizable investment.
its also a bellwether for the larger ai industry profitability which all of the mag7 are selling out for
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>>62168456
What is this a picture of historically?
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kek
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>>62168459
Nothing. I made it originally using a swede pepe template (iirc)when we were first exiled to bant. Zulu vibe I guess.
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>>62168416
>>62168416
Go for it bro
SNDK certainly isn't going to 2000 a share, that would be crazy.
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>>62168450
>>62168447
keke you stupid fag
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Oil
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>>62168465
Agreed
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>>62168467
WHAT WAS THAT
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>>62168468
and while you're at it you should short micron. It definitely did not just break out at the 460 marker and is now past the 500 psychological resistance with a support at 450 and possibility to run all the way to 600 before facing significant resistance over the next 2 months to the next profit report where it will be nearly 19 dollars EPS. It's definitely fucking over.
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>>62168467
>Oil
>>62168471
>WHAT WAS THAT
An oil just flew over my house!
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can someone explain what happened today? what did i miss? i thought the rate decision was wednesday why did gold drop
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>>62168475
yeah all this tech bull crap has run its course it was a good run but we got a war going on now and demand destruction is about to set in and slap everyone in the face hard.
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Imagine if all the aid we sent to Africa was invested in the stock market?
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>>62168475
>boobs euphoric
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dividends
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>>62168491
from?
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>>62168490
trust me amigo it's like cisco, it's definitely not different this time with the government literally stealing tax money to give to AI companies to shell out to hardware companies.
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>>62168479
>can someone explain what happened today? what did i miss? i thought the rate decision was wednesday why did gold drop
oil is up, gold is down
gold is a risk on asset now, just like stocks
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>>62168499
gold really is just a shit asset now isn't it
I just pulled up the chart. gold is dead. ugh!
can it please flush down to 3000 so it can get "boring" and "hated" again? then it will be a safe haven again
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>>62168464
That's pretty good. I wasn't sure if it was like from something happening in South Africa or something. It's crazy what's happening over there now.
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Do we have any good news today?
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>>62168505
My chain cassette release took will finally arrive from Amazon.
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>>62168479
story about openai (lack of) profitability
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>>62168505
dunno, maybe that trump and charles meeting went relatively well
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>>62168505
america is still the greatest country on earth
same as every other day
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yeah I just bought this sea stock called seagate
going up great
ez pick
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>>62168512
U
Soxl
A
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>>62168513
>seagate
Is that what they used to close the hormussy?
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>WTI
We need another correction right now. Someone save us.
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>>62168516
trust the TACO
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>>62168515
makes sense.
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I have become baggie. Woe is me.
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Wti bears on sui watch
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>>62168521
But it's not Tuesday anymore. We're already past due for a TACO this week.
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>>62168528
ooooh lord I thought it was tuesday... I'm a mindbroken wagie
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>brent
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>>62168505
Surely a Paki fake news through David Axios.
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>>62168512
Honestly the people are great but the US system is absolute dog shit. If I could get the US without the central government or corporate cock sucking then I would be happier living there. Instead we have the a globohomo israelie shill central governent/corporations
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Why are they allowing WTI above 100
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I heard this stock called sandisk
am I late or is this just the start?
serious replies only
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>>62168536
What do you think?
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Another wasted day of no explosive upwards growth.
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>>62168530
Ukoil and usoil re converging
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>>62168536
2x very possible, you already missed out on the x50 thoughbeit.
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I hope everyone is ready for FAGMAN earnings
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>>62168282
little marco trying to distract us from the reality that the straight was open a month and a half ago.
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how retarded is it to follow insider trades? i am this close to full porting FLUT
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>>62168539
>>62168545
I boughted
time for gainz
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>>62168548
probably top 10 silicon valley useless stock
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When is Sam Altman going to go jail for being a massive faggot fraud. We have so many gay sociopaths leading this massive tech firms.
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>oil
why would they allow this
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>>62168514
based

live. laugh. soxl.
>>62168534
>living there
im not falling for your euro trickery
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Thread theme
https://youtu.be/ZUEGeWYWbuU?si
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>brent is at 107
Its…its gonna come down… right?
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>>62168567
They want it go higher so the insider shorts are more profitable
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how can there be market manipulation if the markets are efficient?
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>>62168574
There can only be one
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SCOTTY BUSSY, PLEASE TAKE ANOTHER ONE IN YOUR BUSSY AND BEG THE GAY PAKI MINISTER TO MAKE A TWEET
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Why don't they ask another minister to make a tweet?
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>>62168576
Donnie Darko
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>>62168543
This
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oh no
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>MDAI
>HGRAF

I gambled a couple hundred on the best /smg/ memes. What can I expect? I know HGRAF has a thot tik tok CEO, but what about MDAI?
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>>62168583
Iran won
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>>62168252
> to throw 500 bucks at and forget about for a while
you mean forget that you lost them right?
>Eni and Commonwealth Fusion Systems sign $1 billion+ power purchase agreement, expanding strategic partnership to commercialize fusion energy
do with that what u will, but they’re contractually obligated to produce power
>>62168397
is the 100x in the room with us right now? Go leverage yourself
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>>62168583
It's real.
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>>62168562
I'm a US citizen that moved to South Asia because living in Texas became retardedly expensive and dating American women is straight up cancer. I don't regret the choice and I get pussy every day and fuck on the first date here while spending like $10 on the date. Sorry bro, living in the US fucking sucks dick.
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>>62168536
>>62168545
>>62168550
top signal
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look at oil computer guys
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>>62168583
I hope Iran nukes this orange nigger
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oil
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Buy minors
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>>62168583
What a fucking embarassement
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>>62168583
Finally, something might happen. This stalemate isn't seemingly benefiting anyone.
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>>62168252
yeah, check again beginning of June, that’s about when the party will get started in earnest, I think
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AMZN vs AMFN?
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Umm anons, the oil price is making me a little nervous...
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>>62168610
u want a 1x or a 100x?
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>>62168613
Why
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And SOMEHOW my oil companies dumped a little bit on this. Make it make sense.
How in the FUCK does he manage to always find a way to fuck me even when it's theoretically impossible?
Thankfully third time will be the charm.
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>>62168585
Good timing. Something is brewing, we'll find out in the next 48 hours. Pic related.

>MDAI
Interesting pick.
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>>62168583
When will Iranian funds start long?
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>>62168596
i hope the irrelevant european country your muslim immigrant ass is sitting in explodes
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>>62168583
>real
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>>62168626
Have you considered losing weight?
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>>62168621
Fyi, Sparc is partnered with Sherwin Williams, Dulux, Fortescue, Santos, BHP Group and Detmold Group.

If this takes off, taps into the $250+ billion automotive, industrial and retail coatings market.
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wheat
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Any examples on when it was worth it to buy an IPO, short term? Feel like they are never undervalued in the beginning and will therefore almost without exception go down in the short term.
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>>62168502
>>62168499
but oil has a hard roof at $100 before kikes market manipulate it down again
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Dump the oil now
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>>62168644
Not any more. Next hard roof is $150.
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>>62168557
dunno he had that one employee killed and he hasnt gotten arrested yet
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>>62168640
CRCL, CRWV
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>>62168647
you think the plan is to gently let oil rise? i thought they wanted it under $100 to prevent world financial depression
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>>62168649
Does anyone know the Heimlich manouver?
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>>62168653
I think they've given up because they decided something at the big meeting the night before yesterday that no details have been released about.
They know there's no point.
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what are the lucky letters for tickers?
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should i buy puts on open for AMD?
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>>62168648
I think when he gets fucked for owing a ton of money to investors and everyone else he will get the judicial hammer hard. Whatever reputation and bridges he helped build will be burned down to ash for being such a candy ass backstabbing faggot who only cared about his own bleached queer ass hole. God I fucking hate that guys like this are who get ahead and get so much fucking money for pajeet level bullshit.
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Oh, so Oil is just casually up at least +$3 and the market is up, ok
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Why is the market treating HOOD becoming less reliant on crypto as a bad thing?
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>>62168672

It'll puke, don't worry. Oil that is.
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Powell will do his last retardact and say something like "look past the oil price increase", "transitory", "a one-time increase".
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hswHOEQfj8

da da dada dada da da
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It's joever, oil is ripping, sneeding even. Nothing will be affordable ever again.
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The only 2 upcoming IPOs that I’m willing to touch would be Anthropic and Anduril.
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>>62168548
>FLUT
Looks good anon. I'll put a couple grand in.
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>>62168592
Wya bro
HCMC expat here
Shame other anons haven't found the escape hatch
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I wish I was American bro, Europe has no jobs, no money, nothing. We only get to jerk off to pirated anime tits while immigrants breed with our women

I'm 30 and only have 30k USD. Imagine if I was 30 in America, I'd have a good paying job with my EE degree
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>>62168711
>30k
just need a simple full port play of 100x and you will be golden anon
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF EUROPE
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>>62168716
Aren't those just boomers wanting to live cozily, they're not actually working here right?
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>>62168708
I'm switching it up between Thailand, Vietnam, and the Kingdom of Scambodia. It's been fucking awesome. Honestly eastern Europe also looks good. At this point the west to me in general has just become a hollow husk of itself and just is a means to earn money. Even when you earn more money in the West you just end up spending more money to match that bracket's lifstyle. It's fucking crazy we put up with so much bullshit especially with women in the west. Don't get me wrong, femoids are still femoids in the east but at least their tastes are modest and will fuck you like they mean it. When you fuck a chick in the west they are a dead fucking fish in bed most of the time with you doing all the work. It becomes a complete turn off after a while.
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>>62168716
Looooool
I can't wait for you fuckers to deal with our boomers and nigs
Fuck yuropeans
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>>62168716
Can Europe take the weight? Hopefully they are well dispersed or the continent could flip over.
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>>62168711
You´d probably be a brokie in America too boss.
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>>62168703
Any clue when they will IPO? Being 100% cash might be a good idea for me since I'd lile to buy shares in them
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>>62168716
I hope it's like a never ending episode of when the Jersey Shore came to Europe. Seriously, fuck western Europeans. Worst posters on /smg/ constantly bitching about the US when you guys are in an even worse state than us, you stupid fucking arrogant retards.
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>>62168711
Bro America is a scam. You earn more money just to spend more money and get no where while your taxes go to faggots, jews, and niggers. It's fucking gay as shit and I'm done pretending like it isn't.
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>>62168719
do young europeans still want to live in australia?

we still get a lot of backpackers, but it feels like europeans havent permanently moved here en masse in 20 years
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>>62168723
Anthropic apparently this winter. Anduril who knows, but I wouldnt expect it before late 2027
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>>62168729
I'm not european so I wouldn't know really where young Euros want to go. The ones I have met in South Asia are pretty cool, I recommend tourist trap like shit and show them actual cool shit like kickboxing events. I love going to fights with random chicks I meet off of tinder and have them feed me snacks from the palm of their hand while we sit in the front row seats while two guys beat the piss out of each other in front of us or go to techno dance clubs together where the entry fee is like $3. The Australians I have met in South Asia have been pretty cool too but they have a better idea of how to have a good time in South Asia.
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>>62168737
I meant to say:
>I recommend avoiding tourist trap like shit
Avoid all the tourist trap like shit in south Asia. A lot of tourist trap shit in generally is a scam and kind of boring as fuck and bland if you are looking for a good experience in a foreign country.
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>>62168737
>I'm not european
>South Asia
youre indian larping as a european? very biz
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>>62168740
It's easier to see local events going on online, have a tinder account open, and buy tickets while messaging some random chick, "Hey will you accompany me to 'x' tonight. I got tickets for two people," and they will just go with you. She will be happy just to go out and treat you well. Most likely she will even fuck you the same night too and you look like a total baller constantly having chicks accompany you to events.
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>>62168729
I don't wanna die because of a spider.
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>>62168743
You can believe whatever the fuck you want if it helps you sleep at night. Living in the US has become stupidly expensive and I don't see any of it changing especially anytime soon. Hope you feel better picturing me as some Indian instead of an American enjoying south Asia.
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>>62168746
You talk like a nigger
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>>62168751
Bix nood nigga?
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raise the rates jerome
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Oh no!
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>>62168758
>SpiceJet
That's racist
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>sell the news time
>news is AI isn't profitable anyhow
BALLS DEEP SOXS
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>>62168758
>PoopJet
Oh no
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>>62168280
This time is different
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>>62168703
For me it’s Silex Microsystems
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>>62168721
i giggled
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>>62168725
my government is priced in to be retarded, yours somehow manages to out-retard the priced in expected retardation and make me lose money
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>>62168711
>EE degree
no you would be unemployed here too.
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>>62168583
So why did things jump a little after this trut?
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>>62168774
Your government is fucking tied to mine you stupid bitch. It just pretends to be tsundere about it otherwise it would be too obvious how many fucking military bases we have in your continent.
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don't like the look of oil computer
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>>62168711
Loads of EE jobs in Ukraine. Housing is cheap there too.
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>>62168711
You would have non of those things in America. In Germany you can sit on your fat ass and earn passive income (free govt money). You just have to be shameless is all. The problem with you is….you probably care what others think. Just act like a nigger and you’ll be happy as a clam.
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>>62168761
PS: I am probably about to get raped harder than any #MeToo queen ever fantasized about, so be it
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>>62168703
>>62168772
Don´t sleep on Cerebras Systems my niggas.
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>>62168787
>>62168772
Don’t forget Amygdalasoft Technologies.
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> futures
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Uh axios we need a pre market pump NOW
https://xcancel.com/WarMonitor3/with_replies
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Imagine holding amazon these past 5 years for a measly 50% gain.
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>>62168800
kek baggies
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>>62168794
chad
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>>62168800
I’m up 500% though
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>>62168729
As a European I want to go live in the Caribbean or Pacific, I wouldn't mind Australia but I heard alcohol is expensive and taxes are high. I'm definitely in the minority though.
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MMMMUUUHHHHHH HECKIN AI SOLVED A MEDIUM DIFFICULTY MATHS PROBLEM THAT WAS UNSOLVED BECAUSE IT WAS ONE OF THOUSANDS OF MEDIUM DIFFICULTY UNSOLVED PROBLEMS
FUCK OFF SHILL
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>oil computer
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wheat now breaking out
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>>62168800
On that day in July 2024 when MSFT briefly peaked at $475 for a day or two I almost fomo'd $12k into it but thankfully I changed my mind
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uuuuuuuuuuhm
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I'm tempted to buy ASX:LYC but the articles that dropped make me think it's already priced in
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WHO THE FUCK IS DUMB ENOUGH TO SELL INDEX VOL THIS WEEK
>>62168818
CANE still on lows
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is the expense ratio on DRAM worth it or better to buy MU + FLKR?
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>>62168821
>still like 50% cheaper than it was here even before the war
Fucking Americans
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>>62168834
>Fucking Americans
The first nation to get fat enough they required V8 trucks just for personal transportation.
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>>62168834
Have you seen US cars consumption "efficiency"? There is none. Might as well be a jumbo jet, I bet it's more efficient, even.
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>SOFI
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>>62168839
>6.4l V8
Makes 200hp.
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get liquidity swept idiot
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You could drive a European hatchback through the tolerances of an American engine.
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>>62168837
>>62168839
Shieeet we’re getting reamed. I guess it’s lucky I drive a Hyundai Getz lel
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>Raped by HOOD
>Raped by SOFI
>Surely to be raped tomorrow by RDDT

Is there a single retail ticker that won't rape me?
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>>62168233
The military operation in Iran is going to end in them scrapping their nuclear programme, the houthis, hezbollah, getting to reopen their country to the world in exchange. They have the second biggest natgas reserves in the world and plenty of oil. Bullbros are going to eat so good it's unreal.
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How come oil in paahmping but ExDutchOils isnt? Come on, paahmp my bags.
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>>62168850
To be fair, when oil was barely doing anything in the 95 range, oil companies were pumping a little bit everyday. It's not a 1:1 when movements are not that big.
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>>62168848
I exited both in time. I just didn't like how the charts looked. Sometimes it comes down to this.
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>>62168848
im you but not SOFI
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>>62168852
Does Leddits chart look any better?
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>>62168859
it will either go down or up
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>>62168859
It looks crabby for now. Do you think earnings will poomp it? It could.
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>>62168859
>using a chart to determine anything
does retail really????
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Oil is being very crabby. Either pump or dump on some fake headline to trigger my limit buys.

Why isn't Axios doing anything? Did they give up trying to manipulate prices?
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>>62168725
This, and I hope it's all our large belligerent republicans too. Western Europeans are almost always faggots
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>>62168867
Looks that way. Nothing yesterday. Nothing today.
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>>62168866
yeah? I am fluent in charts
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>>62168868
Americans can't fight. No guns for you to hide behind in Europe you pussy faggot cunts.
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>>62168867
Now it's all about pressuring Iran with high oil prices, so don't expect a TACO
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>>62168848
should i slurp the hood dip?
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>>62168872
>Europeans can't fight. No guns for you to hide behind in Europe, we are pussy faggot cunts.
Fixed that for you buddy
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Algos are running the show until US open. Check Crude.
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>>62168880
I'd wait a bit
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>>62168866
It is very easy to read a chart if you zoom out.
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>>62168874
>pressuring Iran with high oil prices
huh?
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>>62168880
Low 60/ High 50 is slurp territory.
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>>62168887
Iran makes a lot of money with oil and can't sell it to anybody now due to the US blockade. Guess who is selling oil, instead?
Yeah, the US.

China gets a lot of oil from Iran and now can't buy it.
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Kek short oil baggies
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>>62168894
There hasn't been a meaningful increase in US oil exports since the war . that's just a MIGA cope

High prices are good for american oil companies though
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Uh oh stinky
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>>62168233
I think I'm giving up on investing.

I got fired from my previous job and had money from my 401k. I split it between Aurora Innovation (self driving truck company) and Lucid Motors (EV luxury cars).

I feel like a fucking retard. The AUR I've lost 10-15% on, but I'm literally down like 75% on Lucid and I bought it under 20 dollars. I didn't think it could even go any lower.

If I just would've put it into SanDisk at the time I would've like 10-20xd my investment. Beyond frustrating
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>>62168900
there is no reason for anyone to dislike her
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wti
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>>62168872
>xhe said while sucking Muhammad
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The apathy is so thick you could cut it with a knife.
Who wins in an apathy market anyways?
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>>62168233
that can hardly be called a fucking trackball lmao Logiturd is a joke, try a fucking Kensington you plebe, CST made the L-Trac which is pretty good but I like the ruby rollers better
like holy shit imagine trashing the whole point of a trackball which is to sit STILL on your desk and you move the BALL
t. been using trackballs for 30 years
ive never played a game using a regular mouse, they are disgusting and annoy me
picrel I have 3 of these OG's

today will probably have big volatility on open, then shitcrab until the FOMC bullshit, jerome's bullshit will probably make it pump, then we dump until close, then megapump because earnings
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>>62168898
Cope and seethe tranny
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>>62168898
I hate MIGA and Trump, but this is the reality. You will see american exports increase soon, when China, Japan, etc run out of their oil reserves.
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>>62168887
Art of the deal.
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>>62168718
>Aren't those just boomers wanting to live cozily, they're not actually working here right?

Probably less boomers and more young people with work from home jobs and the ability to live overseas. There are a surprising number of young Americans especially liberals who want to live in Europe though. They have no problem leaching off the system like a traditional migrant if they can get away with it
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>>62168911
Now fill them up....
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>>62168911
This doesn't show oil leaving the US

>>62168912
They are already maxed out pre war thanks to the current admins "drill baby drill" policy .
Oil exports aren't something you can just increase without alot of infrastructure investment that takes time
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>>62168914
There's a lot of Americans in Lisbon because it's cheap rent.
One of them took the tram last year and the cable snapped.
They are a liability.
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>>62168872
Our chuds love to fight. Enjoy your visit from the people who turned UFC from a fringe hobby into a mainstream sport
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selling half of my S&P500 before close just in case the mag7 shit the bed
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>KALV
the next Avis has entered the chat
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uh Don? HELLO?
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>>62168694
insider kikes know something. probably gonna be strikes on iran soon
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I'm going to the casino bros, what's the best investment strategy? Roulette, blackjack, slots?
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>>62168901
Sucks to suck smigga, ETFs are more your thing as you can't pick stocks to save your life.
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at what point does your port make you happy?
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PBR is gonna finnaly breach 22 today
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>>62168711
just apply to come here dude. apply to a free community college and get a student visa or some shit just copy what jeets do
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>>62168933
>Roulette
rng, but if you got good luck I guess
odds are against you
>slots
lol
>blackjack
best if you know what you are doing
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>>62168933
buy the casino
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>>62168933
Go all in on black jack and play only up to 2 hands
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>>62168926
aren't they still in the making up AI announcements and shit in results phase to pump the share price?

they'll all announce they are buying each others ai/infra capacity again and all moon
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>>62168941
>>62168943
Blackjack it is
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>>62168944
proably but I want to reduce my risks, which is why I'm going half cash before the results. I'll buy back MSCI world tomorrow in any case
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>>62168935
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>>62168931
>Bank in ID
>Gey

Banks are gay
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>>62168894
Why do niggas keep bleating about US selling oil? US oil companies are not state owned like in Iran and Russia.
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>>62168925
>UFC
Sweaty men hugging. Gay AF.
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>>62168907
covered calls
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>>62168894
But if they were to sell some now it would yield more. And that the US potentially does make money with it (only the companies) does help how? Do you want to increase military budget to 2trillion instead of 1,5 trillion to beat Iran?
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>>62168965
>increase military budget to 2trillion instead of 1,5 trillion?
Please do. My defence stocks need a kickstart.
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>>62168955
>running in literal hamster wheel
That's dire.
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Pls tamp oil donny, think of the corporations
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How much longer until my XLE makes me rich?
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>>62168958
It's good for the oil stock market, which orange monke LOVES. Then he got inside trading to short it, probably for his son barron
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>>62168958
pretty sure the fed is getting a cut
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MU 600+ by next month?
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>>62169002
>just devalue USD further
for sure
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>>62168912
lel. Futures were manipulated so much that it made the producers NOT increase their output. Peak clown shit. Same as refineries slowing down their activity due to the manipulation.
During peak oil crisis. "Peak clown" fail to describe it properly.
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HOLY FUCK IT DOESN'T MATTER
>MUH OIL
YOU FILL YOUR CAR WITH GAS NOT OIL
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>>62169011
No you don't. You fill it with petrol. Petrol is not a gas.
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So what's the deal with the interest rate, is Jay going to give us a small rate cut, flying in like a dove holding an olive branch in his beak?

>>62168903
I find Trash Panda girl hideous, and think that the broad who defected to China is like 100 times more attractive. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
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>>62169018
>>62169018
>>62169018
>>62169018
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F. E. & D. decision day and the thread is dead. Good I hope it stays dead boss.
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>>62169013
Petrol is just commie speak for gas you fucking ESL retard.
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Well boys I bought WEAT. Should I go all in?
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>>62168894
>Guess who is selling oil, instead?
Higher oil prices are good for US oil barons, not really for anyone else in the US. The US is producing less oil now than it did in February, so oil is being redirected from the domestic market to foreign markets, causing domestic consumers to face higher prices.

https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=WCRFPUS2&f=W



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