>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62168233
Open the fuckin' strait.
>He didn't buy GRRR
wheat and lean hogs
> futures
>>62169018Fuck n*ggers lol!
>>62169032I'm considering it just because of your relentless posting
Pls open straitt. RR maximalist>>62169034Why is it dressed as Baron Samedi?
Are you guys just buying WEAT calls? What’s your DTE and strike?
i think its time to short intel
>HOOD Baggies
>>62169032>GRRR vs GAUZWhich is more of a scam stock?
>>62169043I sold half my bags at 83, didn't think this pump would be as resilient as it has been
>BE +25%
>>62169034People make AI generate the most random stuff.
>>62169047Kek baggies (me)
is time to buy wheat, flour and rice ?? what other hard commodities
>>62169011What a retard, even posted in the same thread.
>>62169036https://investors.gorilla-technology.com/gorilla-technology-yotta-expand-india-ai-infrastructure-collaboration-in-project-valued-at-approximately-us2-8-billion/You will not RRRegRRRet it smiga
>>62169047Damn I almost boughted HOOD yesterday
>>62169054dirt, sand, and water
Check Trumps latest Truth Social post. Im howling this shit is actually ridiculous, hes actually posting AI slop to make himself look tough
>>62169034Does the dog have autism?
>oilwhere the fuck is the taco tweet???
>>62169063If Trump was actually tough, he would have retrieved all of our dust from Iran by now.
>>62169032>>62169036>GRRRIs this guy to be trusted?
>*YEN WEAKENS TO HIT 160 VERSUS THE DOLLAR, WEAKEST SINCE APRIL 7Japanese waifus are at a discount right now, time to go visit
Wishing all intcels have a wonderful and blessed day.
>>62169051I should've just yolo'd into BE, VRT, and whatever other AI infrastructure things.
IT'S A CRABLADDERATTACK
>>62169047This shit should be literally zero. Imagine not having X and Y axis on the graphs.Literally ZERO. How can anyone stomach this shit is beyond me. Probably zoomers.
NOK NOK NOK NOK
>>62169063First time?
>OILhuh bullbros?? i dont feel so good rn...war is back on?????
Trump needs to fix the oil price NOW
>>62169073Yeah too bad the plane ticket will soon be 2x. If there's a flight in the first place.
>>62169068I told you yesterday. We're on our own now.
>TERhoooly
Maybe printing futures contracts doesn't help fill the tank after all...
>>62169072No, but this guy is!
Im going to get vegetarian breakfast and or lunch what will you have
It’s gonna be another red day isn’t it?
>>62169096you gonna suck a dick with that too fag?
Today after hours you will se the biggest pump of them all. There is a reason they put 4 mags in the same day and its not to dump it.
i wasn't long oil
how come bears are always warning you about the risks of losing money but then get mad whenever people make it?
>>62169097why wouldn't it be
>A video has leaked online showing the completed certificates for freezing russian citizens' money, initiated by the Central Bank of the Russian Federation.Looks like the Russians are serious about the bail in.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62169102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDIwokWI5S0
>oil just keeps going>NOOOOOOOOOOO OIL DOENS'T MATTER IT'S GAS/PETROL I actually think it's retarded to call it gas, when there's GAS for fuckin GAS (NONLIQUID), but that's an american thing.
>>62169107based, here we go again
Kek
>>62169105tik tok vladmir
>SOFIWhat a bloody bastard
>>62169107LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62169098NO
sold my COCO calls too early fuck my ass i didn't even check when earnings was
>>62169107>concede within the first 2 minutes of play, without managing to touch the ball once.Many such cases
>>62169116ugly
>>62169116cute
You never know how good things can be right?
>QCOMM>NOKIAI'm okay with this
>>62169123DELETE THIS!!!!
>>62168894>Guess who is selling oil, instead? Higher oil prices are good for US oil barons, not so much for anyone else in the US. The US is producing less oil now than it did in February, so oil is being redirected from the domestic market to foreign markets, causing domestic consumers to face higher prices.https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=WCRFPUS2&f=W
Would you look at that, the puts I sold on Sandisk yesterday are getting absolutely BTFO>>62169107Based
MSFT to $9001. META to $0.91
>crude oilUh oh..
We are gonna crab today until earnings
I'm playing the SNDK earnings, 1100/1140 spread.
>semis pull an island reversal after the WSJ article>people panicI didn't panic and I'm a born bear pessimist. STX screaming there's still nothing but demand.
>>62169128Trump is a national socialist so he's probably going to enact export controls on oil barons to benefit Baron.
>Trump urges Iran to sign a deal after report suggests US may extend blockade http://reut.rs/4n2nSlN>please sign the deal, PLEASE>oil keeps pumping
HENLO JEROME HENLO JEROMEHENLO JEROME
ughhhhhhdo i half port into memory shorties
>it’s FOMC day better make options expensive as fuckI hate this shit
why is coinbase dying? btc is green
>>62169114Compulsory savings conversion to a three year bond paying 18% Prepare for a russian financial collapse and regime change.....
>>62169110Both "gasoline" and "petrol" are stupid names. Gasoline is stupid because people call it gas which then causes people to confuse it with actual gases, such as natural gas. Petrol is also a stupid name, because it is similar to petroleum which refers to unrefined crude oil. Since I have to use one of these two words, I will choose petrol, since at least the -eum distinguishes crude oil from petrol.
>>62169138are we even bombing iran anymore?>>62169145i've been calling it since 2024 unfortunately i still have no idea how to profit off it
>>62169107>>62169116based
>>62169142Just do credit spreads.
> IBM (IBM.NaE) and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology today announced the launch of the MIT-IBM Computing Research Lab, advancing their long-standing collaboration to shape the next era of computing. The new lab expands its scope to include quantum computing, alongside foundational artificial intelligence research, with the goal of unlocking new computational approaches that go beyond the limits of today's classical systems.Like I said earlier this week: if you think quantum will be the next fad after AI, IBM is THE company to buy. Quarterly dividend of $1.69 a share isn't bad either.
>>62169144BTC is just getting sold of chunk by chunk, it won't even go over 80 anymore
>>62169144Did you not see what (((they))) did to Robinhood?
JEROME
>severe inflationary shocks are a worst case scenario for gold
>>62169149petrol is what snooty homos and browns call it
>>62169144coinbase is dying because its all about volume and no one cares about crypto anymore
>>62169149Bensin
For me it's fuel.
>>62169158>Bitcoin failed as digital gold because it went down during inflation
>>62169156and? robinhood is a broker for stocks
I own goybase...
>>62169158I swear if another retard says price increases lead to lower prices I am going to take it out on this market boss.
>>62169158Live by the reserve accumulation die by the reserve liquidation.
SAVE ME AXIOSBERG, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE
>>62169144HOOD died because of a slowdown in crypto trading, which I imagine is the same for COIN. Normies got shaken out of crypto when they saw the volatility and realized that internet money line doesn't always go up.
>>62169105Is this verified in any way? Seems like it might as well be FUD spread by Russia's enemies who want to trigger bank runs and capital flight
>>62169040I just bought June @ 27 calls.Wheat and fertilizer hysteria will pump this bag.
>segate +20 in one day>injewtel +25 in one day>meanwhile i am -55% fuck this gay market
Tqqq will never go up again it's over
>>62169175
>They thought they could escape the jew payment processer taking a fee on every transactionVISA CHADS ASSEMBLE
>>62169151>no idea how to profit off itKeep a few quid handy, once the civil war is over fly in and scoop up an entire industry for $1000 and become an oligarch. Just like the 1990s.
>>62169175i wanna short ts but im scared
>>62169175I made 12,500 on STX earnings because I pussed out of a 60k bet down to a 10k one. Where's that guy from yesterday that said he was going to 1.5X? What did you make bro?
silver is raping mekill jews
>>62169162Yes, that name would be better in English, because, while it can cause confusion with benzene in English, that's a problem only for chemists
> US10Y
>NokiaI CAN'T STOP PUMPING
Hood has cornered the prediction market which zoomies absolutely love, so it will be fine.
>>62169186>cost basis of like 10.5Yes please. NOK bros unite.
Bearishness is a personality disorder.
>>62169188>HOOD has cornered>Losing to Polymarket>Losing to KalshiI don't think cornered means the same thing you do
>>62169169&price increases lead to lower prices
>>62169047
>tight stop>hypercrab>loose stop>generational sigma move in one direction(forgot pic)
>>62169173So far it's just leaked documents and that video but they are in severe trouble and the central bank governor has been saying so for a while now.
>>62169193it's becoming a consensus opinion
>>62169154Thank you for this input MIT-sama
>>62169068I lost my virginity to a japanese prostitute. Good times and freaky women.
>>62169173you really think russia's citizens would get this information if it was from outside of russia?
>>62169186>>62169190I imagine it's already too late to enter now
>>62169198I don't see what the severe trouble is. It seems to me like an expected economic downturn caused by high interest rates, that will be resolved once the interest rates go down, which should happen when inflation goes down to the 4% target.
>>62169203I don't know what the truth is, but this seems like exactly the kind of FUD that Russia's enemies would spread to try to cause financial chaos. It's not like a video like this would be hard to fake.
>>62169195When everybody loses all their money, they are only going have you to blame kiddo.
How is Palantir going to create a techno fascist empire when its losing money?
>>62169212that's not what i askedanswer the question michael
>>62169205I'm hoping it'll go to 16 over the next year. I'm selling a quarter of mine this week for some hedge and probably looking to increase my position on it at the end of this midterm summer.
>>62169107>CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62169215What do you mean? PLTR has been profitable for quite some time.
>>62169217noted, I'll start monitoring it
intc 88
just gambled 35% of my port into 2dtes
space sector really raping my boyhole today
He still didn't buy oil
>>62169216Your question is, do I think a video filmed outside Russia could be spread inside Russia? I thought the question was rhetorical, because it seems so meaningless.You film it outside Russia and then you upload the video file on websites used by Russians. You can upload it from inside Russia if you want to seem more authentic.Besides, if they so wish, enemies of Russia could film this somewhere inside Russia, although it seems to me there would be no point in doing so, and it would just be unnecessary hassle.
Touching that Charles gifted trump a bell end with his name on it.
you'll be alright once it passes through your yellow bellyonly thing he said was "can you please pass the jelly?"
>>62169202they’re right I don’t see the appeal then again I’m more into hot and sexy than pretty and cute. Might be it
>>62169205There is still runway, it's still being rerated from being a failed business 15 years ago
>he didn’t long OIL
lol wat
>>62169207>I don't see what the severe trouble isThe complete collapse of their industry due to a misguided war they are taking a pasting in?
>>62169233calls?>>62169243hmm yes russia's famed fair and free internet
>>62169228I lost 10 cents this week. Doesn't that mean anything to you?
I'm axiosexual
>>62169251Musk is probably trying to convince those among his employees who are Mars idealists that he's still focused on Mars
>>62169251this nigga planning on living til 2235?
>>62169243>websites used by RussiansHe doesn't know.......
Ouch my copper
>>62169260i wouldn't be surprised if uploading consciousness into a chip became his latest grift when he's older.
>>62169260It's really not that outrageous unless you are poor
Orange god please fix my calls
>>62169252What is the collapse in Russian industry, beyond what is to be expected from high interest rates, and drone bombardment whose effects so far seem rather limited in scope?
if you want to see a fund fail is it better to short it or not participate in it at all? shorting it still provides some liquidity to the market which is a small benefit your trade is giving them.
>>62169251Nigga is space even real??
>>62169253puts.
Intcels….we fucking won…
>>62169271>ACK MAN
>>62169253Russia's internet being not free has no bearing on the authenticity of the video. Russian authorities would want to restrict dissemination of a video like this regardless of whether it is true or not
hope aep anon kept holding during the recent very small dip, been a solid week
>>62169269lol were you born yesterday? russia is already in a state of total war economy just trying to recapture a breakaway state
woke up late, what's happening?
>>62169272Why are bears such retards? Bro we have satellites in space you dumb fuck.
>>62169271>when you short things they go down!you're not bussyant
>>62169286this but with attractive biological women instead of trannies
I have to do shit for my real job for a bit. Don't pump the market while I'm away. I haven't bought anything yet.
My GRRR doing a lil summin
>>62169287Have you ever been to Space and seen one? Didn’t think so
>>62169251>establish a permanent mars colony with at least 1 million peoplei want to go to mars and grow SPACE WEED
bros.... this is suboptimal
>>62169289>>62169286This but with little girls.
>INTELGODcan't stop pumping>ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYERi can't pump
>>62169283War economy doesn't mean "complete collapse in industry". It means a very large section of economic output is dedicated to the war effort.According to SIPRI, Russia's military spending is 7% of GDP, up from 4% in 2021. That's not a "total war economy". The USSR spent about 60% of GDP on WW2; that was a "total war economy."
>>62169255No.
Uhhh Strait of Hormuz still not open, half of the world Oil is gone and UAE is leaving OPEC. How are we not giga dumping?!?!?!
>>62169297>this is suboptimalMaybe for the ragheads.
>>62169297>tfw all in on American producersNRGU
>>62169297extremely unsuboptimal for my oil company investments
>>62169294Nigga they literally come crashing out of space eventually. It's been seen happening you dumb fuck. They should send you up to outter space in a one way rocket like a fucking Russian dog you retard.
>>62169298kek based
>>62169269>rather limited in scope?Today the crucial mixing station in perm (1600km from Ukraine) is burning and likely completely destroyed. It feeds 4 different pipelines. (Pic related) The tuapse refinery and export loading port is on fire and completely destroyed today. This was the last operational oil export dock in the black sea. Ust luga and primorsk were destroyed stopping Baltic oil exports. Ukraine is systematically dismantling ports, refineries, pumping stations, pipeline mixers, storage, sub stations and pipelines. That's just their oil industry. They are also hitting electronics, chemical, metallurgy and fertiliser industry concerns.Every single day another MAJOR enterprise gets decimated. Russia is defenceless. It's taking massive hits daily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdneKLhsWOQ(from her album 1989)
>crudeDo we XOM?
>>62169297No wonder nobody felt bad about the assassination attempt.
What are some good personalities right now?
>>62169308Nothing gets past the Van Allen belt. Space is literally fake and gay.
>>62169308if space was real they'd be able to stay up there instead of bouncing off the glass dome
>>62169313i bought puts thank me
>>62169286Imagine how much productivity would increase if you were assigned your own bimbo for personal use after reaching a certain work quota>pic rel
>>62169316At a certain point having so many fake assassination attempts made on yourself comes across as very narcissistic.
>>62169281Putin has practically shut down internet in Russia. The last few months it's practically unusable. Likely to hide the upcoming attempt at mass mobilisation.
what is happening to my ASTS bags they feel heavier
>>62169297So glad he considered the oil companies and not the people of the world.
>Oil up more than 4%>market flattotally logical
>>62169321>smigtard reinvents marriage
>>62169286At what port size do you get this?
>>62169319Wtf are you saying? They don't just bounce back down, they float up there for 5-15 years. Do you think they are just sliding up against a glass bowl like it's some sort of fishbowl?
>>62169301Lmao. You're either a shill or a dumb fucking oaf. Which is it?
>>62169286imagine trying to get any work done
>>62169320ty
>>62169327>let the pooryim deal in the real world
>>62169325we've determined space to be fake and are pulling our investments
>>62169173>Russia's enemies who want to trigger bank runsrussia literally did this in September of 1998, the government began enforcing a two-month freeze on withdrawals from the country's six largest private banks to prevent a total banking system collapse.
>>62169321pretty sure that's how it used to be before le girl boss meme.
>>62169325Space is getting heemed today.
>>62169327This market looks retarded.The real world has not payed it a visit recently.
was that the bottom or another cruel fake out
>>62169327Pricing in the gigaTACO.
>>62169325Space story is wrapped up, bro
>>62169310>completely destroyedIs there indication for this beyond a large fire?Ukraine has been attacking Russian oil infrastructure since June 2022. Sure, the tempo seems to be increasing, however it remains to be seen that things will be "completely destroyed".>This was the last operational oil export dock in the black sea. Reuters claims Novorossiysk resumed loading operations on April 10 after a drone attackhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/black-sea-port-novorossiysk-partially-resumes-oil-fuel-loadings-after-drone-2026-04-10/Reuters also claims total oil export volumes at Russia's western ports have remained steady in Aprilhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/russian-oil-exports-steady-april-despite-attacks-may-rise-may-sources-say-2026-04-29/As I understand it, Ukrainian drone attacks usually just damage tanks and pipes. This causes large fires and spectacular smoke columns, but this type of damage is easily repaired.>Every single day another MAJOR enterprise gets decimated. Sure, there are attacks. That doesn't mean everything shuts down fully and forever. Is there some statistic of indicator that shows a major aggregate effect on Russian industry (beyond what would be expected from high interest rates)?
Elon can snake oil salesman Space because no one can prove otherwise. Infinite money glitch
im now downed 10% today
>>62169334This. Keep the hoes OUT OF THE FUCKING OFFICE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU DYLAN. HOES ARE FOR AFTER WORK FUCK
Lots of tomatoes in this salad today....
Insider here. Screen cap thisSomething may or may not happen today
SOXL IS STILL NIGGER GREEN FOR REASON
I am holding onto my space bags on the hopes they go up again this summer. If anything i am going to go in and buy more shares now that they are cheaper.
OKLOsisters...
>>62169357BULLEARISH
>>62169338I'm no expert on Russian economic history, but I think Russia's economic situation was far worse in 1998 than it is today. Even in 2009, 2020 and 2022 it was worse than it is today.
>>62169277I'm crying fellow intcel...
>>62169154is this real good idea?IBM ? has been trash forever
I’m gonna talk to my insider and convince him to deploy the v. Wish me luck
>>62169350>statistic of indicator*statistic or indicator
>>62169357Be prepared ...
>>62169277congrats babe. those cpu's will be used by shinra to crush avalanche once and for all!
>>62169360which tickers do you buy more so I know what to never touch
Our boy Brent just touched $117.
SPY about to be green
My portbolio is pooompan
>>62169327it's not really flat, gold is downsome governments are selling gold to buy oil, which temporarly keeps their economy runningeurope is starting to crack too
Where are the fuckers that said the market was being propped up under Biden?
>>62169373Pseud thinking. The line won't go down 2008 style because it will simply make everyone starve instead of just a bit more broke like it did last time.
>>62169325>>62169337>>62169341>>62169347i slurped
Here we go boys
>INTELGOD+7%>AMDSISSY+1% (KEK)INTELGODS ARE WE EATING GOOD RN?
>>62169350Shill it is then. How many kopeks do you get per post Ivan?
>>62169327People are waiting for jpow
im going to crap I can feel it coming
>>62169367dude tell him not in oil! WRONG TICKER, I REPEAT WRONG TICKER
>>62169384Sounds like 1929 reasoning
>>62169341What does HEEM stand for?
>>62169363The absolute cope.
>>62169390he's just retarded, you can tell he's not russian by the lack of drunk typing
>>62169396hemorrhaging
>>62169363russian economic situation is rapidly approaching the levels right before the default of 1998. It's far worse now than it was even 2022.
>>62169396Heem Every Effeminate Male
>SPY GREEN>SPY GREEN
>>62169400Nobody can be that retarded and string a sentence together. He's a shill.
>>62169372Cope and seethe black Israelite. The moon landing was real and Mare Cognitum is holy land.
>>62169390All kopeks go to Reuters and Bloomberg; they're the ones doing the shilling
>>62169396heem (him in a brazilian accent) sleepy, in response to someone being concussed
>>62169404>russian economic situation is rapidly approaching the levels right before the default of 1998
>>62169404They're even looking down the back of the couch now.
>>62169409kek you must have never been to reddit
>>62169418Damn that's grim
>>62169404What are the indications that make you arrive to this conclusion?
>>62169305Telling all of the Asian Co-prosperity Sphere to eat shit and die is at the end of the day suboptimal for the American Empire no matter what Trump says. There aren't enough ships in the world to supply them with crude and countries like Australia that need refined fuel are double fucked.
>*flexes* *cracks knuckles* *farts*
>>62169394Phew that was close. Good call
>>621693951929 didn't have everyone and their dog's pension up to its eyeballs in nvidia
>>62169388SAY THANK YOU UNCLE SAM
>>62169415
>>62169420I have not. I heard it was full of gays and trannys.
>>62169432
>>62169425>There aren't enough ships in the world to supply them with crude and countries like Australia that need refined fuel are double fucked.Maybe they should do something about it? Crying doesn't seem to be working.
I closed my eyes and bought SOXL calls idgaf any more im tired, let the fucking bookie close it.
it time to all in on INTC
>>62169359SOXL keeps winning. Just buy the dip.
>>62169436
im now downed 15%
>>62169369My dog does the same shit. Why do dogs do this before they are even in the water?
>SOFI -13%How are SOFIlets holding up?
>blacks lose Louisiana voting rights Supreme Court case>market pumpsWhat did they mean by this?
>>62169426>+5%S A M EAME
>>62169351He saw the grift virgin galactic 'only months away from passenger space travel' did for like 10 years
There was a guy here last week who said he was buying calls on SOFI, HOOD, and META for earnings.I told him that I didn't know anything about SOFI but that HOOD and META were going to fuck him.Is that guy still around? HOOD is fucking him. And incidentally so is SOFI.
>>62169446>SOFI back to June levels last yearI'm glad I sold with a tiny profit. Christ.
>WTI $105
why dont they let the oil flow? dont they know it is bad for the economy ?
QQQ PUMPING
>>62169464>let the pooryim deal in the real world
i got out of SPY callsisn't jerome going to spread fud today at 2:30?
>>62169327Flat in dollars maybe. The dollar itself is losing value againt the euro and the shekel.
>>62169257*kisses you*
>market in a slump for months>Finally rebounds>Mumu retards think we're going down>Market has one down day still well above previous all time highs>Mumu thinks this will continue>We're green againWarning. We're gonna crab for a week or two. This is you last chance to get on before we got parabolic. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
>>62169437That's where you get into what suboptimal means because these state's options push them out of line with what the US wants them to do the longer this drags on. >>62169471He's going to wave his dick around being a ratecut hawk up until the nanosecond Warsh is in charge.
>>62169303Why would UAE leaving OPEC contribute to a giga dump? It's only bad news for oil producers
>>62169430>KayGOD
>>62169297There are retards here in this very thread that didn't buy oil companies when it's the easy comfy play for the next 6 months. At the very minimum.
> WTI and QQQ pump togetherwhat's going on?
>>62169489
>>62169475The last time America won a war under a Republican was 1865
>>62169297Looks like Trumps just wants to keep on winning. Let's see how will that pan out for him.
>>62169487What if oil goes down because oil companies are retards and spaghetti pocket over an easy win situation?
Adjusting for inflation if oil does reach 150 then its the same price it was in 2008
My SOXL is doing a little something something
put 2k into pltr surely it won’t fall
i can't wait for this stupid war to end so oil baggies will stfu
> nows
>>62169506Why would it fall? It's the future of facism!
>prices in place till after hoursInteresting morning but volume is crazy low.
>>62169512Are low volume pumps a bad sign? Asking for a friend.
>>62169510THAT'S A FUCKIN VELOCIRAPTOR
>>62169511yeah that’s my thought process kek i doubt the pet project of our oligarchs will fail too consistently. if it’s still low when i get paid on friday i’ll probably add more
>>62169497It's about $196 inflation adjusted.
>>62169517People are just waiting, volume has been low all week except in DRAM.
>>62169493kek i forgot all about our crushing defeat in Iraq lmao even
Come on tqqq I need 61.80 to get out from under this call
>>62169497Well, considering it was the trigger to the failed payments which in turn was the trigger to the housing crisis, which in turn was the trigger to the financial crisis, it doesn't bode too well.
>>62169512>but volume is crazy low.what do you use to check? i used to use a built in tool on street smart edge that compared average volume at specific times of the day, which thinkorswim doesnt have. i want the average of the last 30 days volume that compare specific time intervals vs just taking the average of the previous 30 consecutive candles. i want the average of the previous 30 9:30 - 9:45 intervals, not the average of the previous 30 candles before todays interval. big difference. idk if it possible for me to code something like that myself, i find it stupid that street smart edge had this but thinkorswim doesnt.
>>62169512The last time I let myself get cute before the fomc I lit 20 grand on fire. I think collectively we've all learned that lesson at some level.
Nokia has again the largest market cap in Finland. Also, Kone is maybe buying TK.This is good for tech and engineering apustajas
Jerome will deploy the V in a few hours just be patient chuds
WHAT DID YOU FUCKS DO!!!!?Sp500...GOING DOWN, FAGGOTS, IT ONLY GOES UP!!!!
>>62169536kek, just saw this on /uhg/
>>62169529I don't think it's wise to exclude 10-10:30, getting too specific will pigeonhole you.
>>62169536Wtf is going on here?
I feel like this is my last chance to sell at ATHs before the "big one", but I'm a yuropoor so my government will take 40% of my profits. I fucking HATE paying taxes and don't know what to do.
>>62169550he's the man in the boxdown in a hole
>>62169538Jerome is such a villain. He got his 2 billion dollar fed pleasure palace, he got too be dovish when he needed to be hawkish, he was hawkish when he needed to be dovish, he didn't ever address the black unemployment numbers, and what? He gets to ride off into the sunset and then spike the football on the way out? He's like a Cormac McCarthy character.
>>62169510Starting to think that may be AI slop
>>62169552>I fucking HATE paying taxes and don't know what to do.I just don't pay them. Been doing it for multiple years now already
>>62169550>>62169544For anyone curious what the deleted video was, it's this
>>62169555checkede
what is the IQ range needed to beat SP500 and/or NASDAQ?
>>62169493To call it a war we'd need an enemy that's fighting.
>>6216956440-60 and 120+
>>62169564Sub 80 and above 130. Midwits get heemed by retarded TA when you can just buy and hold and buy some more.
GRRR FINNA BREAKOUT Y'ALL
Mr. Jerome, please
>>62169553FEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyayayHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaa--thanks for explaining that
>>62169564As close to full retardation as possible. It's the only way to win at stocks.
Where is my fucking Axios TACO with barrels of paper oil I ordered? I need a dump today so I can slurp up more oil before it goes to 120. Bessent better start printing the paper oil.
I wonder about how close the gulf nations are to a financial collapse and causing a regional financial crisis.Things are awfully quiet there. Too quiet
>>62169552Of fuck off, you definitely have an envelope-like system for which you don't get taxed for buying-selling as long as the money stays in the envelope. Use the profitable tools at your disposal instead of complaining.
>>62169510AI is the greatest technology ever
>>62169571kino pepe
>>62169578Nope, the account type we have for that is limited to European stocks. No international allowed.
>>62169510I'm glad ram is $1000.
>>62169576When the UAE begged for a credit lifeline and leaves the OPEC without notice, you know shit is catastrophic.Also lmaoing at all the fucking e-celbs getting rekt by their Dubai housing investments
>>62169583 Buy Nokia you fuck
>>62169586>buy binlandwhat do I get in return? a free vacation?
WHERE IS THE NIGGER THAT CALLED ME OIL BAGGIE!!!
>>62169585Well, why pay?Who can stop you?They are all DEAD in Dubai, too poor now!!Hahahahaha FAGGOTS
How much to live life while working part time uber,DoorDash etc? 500k?
>>6216959650k and make 4% a month on it
>>62169583Yeah but you can 100% put ETFs in them. I played a lot with LQQ, which is a 2x leveraged NASDAQ-100 ETF.Made 43K€ gains swinging on it, zero taxes as long as I keep playing in the envelope.
>>62169585Yeah UAE is definitely squirming the most with their recent actions. Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, Iraq must all be suffering immensely from the blockade.Saudi still has the western ports, but it must also be having an issue.How much longer can they last?
>>62169564im 135 and i was double its return this year until i decided to gamble everything and now im dead
>>62169596At the 4% rule you can take 20k a year off 500k invested into the market and basically never go to zero. If 20k is enough for you then congrats.
>>62169599>slaves get that redskin pussyIT'S NOT FAIR
>>62169283i dont think you know what total war economy means when most russians dont even think about the war
>>62169599Those naked guys do their tips touch hugging like that?
FUCK EVERYONE HEREYOUR RUINING MY FUCKING DAY!I JUST WANT +$1000 ASSHOLES!
>>62169604Turns out fhey aren't so different from us Americans afterall. We don't think about any war we are currently fighting lol.
>>62169608....What's going on...
>>62169608What are you holding?
>>62169612>He didn't buy GRRR
jerome please giga cuts now
>>62169534The millennial investors who grew up with a Nokia phone are coming home to roost
>>62169614WHATEVER IS GOING DOWN, ALL OF IT, STOP FUCKING DOING THAT SHIT!
BE SPECIFIC
>>62169599Why are they naked? Who the fuck drew this
>>62169415>>62169432>>62169436my man you are arguing with eastern europeans, your post alone that mentions 7% goes to the war effort vs 60% in WW2 should have made these troons realise its not a "full war time economy" kekits 2 more weeks every 2nd week with these types.>>62169610id say its their vietnam but far worse, still not comparable to WW2 or some total collapse these eastern euros day dream about>>62169608just buy USAR when it dips to 19$~ or so, its a geopolitical no-brainer
I can't believe I held NOK for a while when it was good ol' stablecoin NOK and now it's actually moving. Don't even remember why I bought it actually
Why does oil related tickers seem such shit values? Brent is going up, and big oil are literally not following. Chudgpt is telling me that it's because it's already priced in, and that historically the oil companies followed slower and slower but when it crashes their value crashes too.The only way to profit from me betting that the war will continue and oil will continue to go up is to buy oil directly?I'm a newbie so I don't get it
>>62169623A leftist faggot. But I repeat myself.
>>62169627Oil companies are future oil futures
>>62169628You’re a nazi chud. But I repeat myself :)
>>62169633Chud world
I bought a lot of NOK, better hit $15 by tomorrow, everyone is saying I NEED NOK, INJECT THAT SHIT INTO MY VEINS.
>>62169617Never happening. >Can't cut rates because inflation is high>Inflation is high because of tariffs >Tariffs won't come down because the world wants to siphon industry and capital out of America>America can't cut tariffs because rates won't come down>Rates need to come down to improve job growth>Can't cut rates because of tariffs Basically the text book tells him we need to stay where we are. We need a mad lad to come in and pump the numbers.
>>62169627Because when oil was crabbing at 95, oil companies were still doing their +1% per day.Now it's just oil getting back to reality. So yes, unironically, priced it. The market regarding to oil companies behaves as it should. The market regarding fake futures doesn't (didn't) work as it should as it's manipulated as hell.
im still down 15%
>>62169640...Why...
>>62169633there are many reasons to be a nazi, but only one reason to be a leftist
>>62169528very interesting. Timing that shit looks absolutely impossible though
>>62169635>15 tomorrowno, 15 by end of year maybe if lucky
>>62169550Russian mobik being forced to ask his family for money to give to his commanding officer.
>>62169647>New>>62169647>New>>62169647>New>>62169647>New
>>62169627Oil companies deal in the real world while commodity schizos take that and then flip it back and forth between each other, they're like the company that makes the casino's chips. Stable
>>62169639i see
>>62169144More like coincringe
>>62169626>Don't even remember why I bought it actually5G hype a few years back?
>>62169653oil is gonna keep going up tho and big oil hasn't priced in the dissolution of OPEC yetpersonally i like south american producers that export primarily to china
>>62169608i just want to make like 3k from stocks and then im out to take care of cc debt (the card has no interest atm). i only max out my roth normally
>>62169619But Anon, $SPY is up today and up bigly this week. $TQQQ is up 13% YTD. You could have just bought a boomer index fund and made money in your sleep if you avoided the meme bullshit and stopped betting against the American economy.
>>62169644"Leftism" is self hating whites and brownoid ressentiment culminating in Western Iconoclasm.
>>62169662Ah yeah that was it
Full moon coming up
>>62169644leftism is just race based communism nowalso fucking retards with double negatives man lol>you can not get away with not
