Nothing ever happens edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62169647
and then nothing happened
first
What did the stock market mean by this?
smigmaballz
wot is habbening!!1!
Our mans is going live soon, THEN something will happen, screenshot this
>>62170359No bepsi point hike.>we will monitor the situationJerome plz stop being too late and start being on time. Plz halp Jerome, I'm suffering, I need the 100 bepsi point hike. Plz surprise us and say you changed your mind and do a 100 bepsi point hike. Plz halp Jerome *cough* *cough* Im so hungry Jerome
I'm gonna become a Robinhood guy today. Is the Robinhood chud still here?
>>62170372The algos already know that fast haha
Ford getting rotated out apparently
It's coming, Mumu.
>>62170381The fed has a dual mandate. Core inflation isn't bad enough to warrant a hike and black unemployment numbers aren't high enough to warrant a cut. We get to just chill buddy.
>>62170388Should this be interpreted as no bombardment of Iran being imminent?
no "good afternoon" ?
Powerll dump into niggerraping pump?
Believe all baggies
>Voting for the monetary policy action were Jerome H. Powell, Chair; John C. Williams, Vice Chair; Michael S. Barr; Michelle W. Bowman; Lisa D. Cook; Philip N. Jefferson; Anna Paulson; and Christopher J. Waller. Voting against this action were Stephen I. Miran, who preferred to lower the target range for the federal funds rate by 1/4 percentage point at this meeting; and Beth M. Hammack, Neel Kashkari, and Lorie K. Logan, who supported maintaining the target range for the federal funds rate but did not support inclusion of an easing bias in the statement at this time.Holy Miran nigger
wow I got tricked and sent to /BBBYQ/ wtf
>>62170393Because its not good.>He didn't buy GRRRGreen on a red day and safely broken out, good news on expansion of contract from $500M to $2.5BMAMA, I'MMA BE A GORILLIONAIRE
>O&G
>>62170397so powell supports an easing bias?sounds like we flip green when he speaks then
how do i profit from this?
>>62170372It do be like that.
>>62170405continue being white
>>62170380
>>62170359My dick red like a dogMy dick red like them stocks
>>62170405that's pretty based of Trump
>>62170413DAMN RIGHT
>>62170392hard to say but purely from a navy point of view its been at see for 309 days the longest ever modern deployment for a aircraft carrier, it was the same one that maduro was transported onto during the Venezuela operation
>>62170393They are heading the feed ahead of time. A few seconds usually. They pay for this stuff.
>>62170405Mines closed due to aids
everything i touch is redthe more i buy the more it dumpsdo i buy nasdaq and soxl longs? because i think thats the most retarded thing right now maybe i could work
Is US10Y at 4.5% the TACO trigger?
>>621704275%
>>62170424>everything i touch is redGoys will be goys.
>>62170405Why do you need to profit off of that, there are like a million other things you can profit off of instead of trying to figure out the optimal way to gamble on aids, niggers and mineral rights at the same time boss.
>>62170427he has a unexpected phone call with Netanyahu in a hour or so, so dont know if he will get to
grazed a bullet this weekbought and sold POET almost immediately at 8.50moment of silence for bronze hand baggies
>>62170424only thing im holding rn thats green is dogecoin kek
>Market dumps from fed>then pumps for earningscalling it now
>>62170405In all likelihood those AIDs meds aren’t even reaching our melanated friends. The rulers of those countries are most likely being sold for profit or misused, just like the mosquito nets being used for fishnets
>>62170424I’m just sitting on my hands before I do any more damage. I’ve the reverse Midas touch. And I do t mean iron. It turns to shit.
>>62170436or it double dumps because you believe it iwll pump. Like a -2% day or something, straight to 7k.
I need to get my holes swapped and greased. Any one got a recommendation?
>>62170446floor is still ~6830 via gex. ceiling is glass.
100 put contracts on MSFT10 call contracts on SOXLThis is the play.
>>62170411is there oil in that egg?
What made oil explode today?
red line please keep dropping so I can afford more shares with my dead grandpa's money
>>62170468The heat was hot
Should I gamble on earnings bros?
>>62170468US nuked Tehran this morning, and in response Tehran drone striked every desalination and oil plants in the Gulf nations.
>AST SpaceMobile Inc (NASDAQ:ASTS) CEO Abel Avellan's $14.2 million compensation to aggressive satellite-to-phone performance targets.wow, being a CEO is this easy? make the company eat dirt and make this much as compensation
I meant to fill up at the gas station over the weekend but I got busy and forgot
Where do I deploy my cash? Should I wait?
>>62170471how do you little rich niggers get grandpas money anyways dont your boomer parents take it all for themselves?
>>62170459should i buy MSFT puts?
>>62170487Yes.Easy money right now.You’ll thank me later.
>>62170485you should deploy some of that cash to buy yourself a pizza
>>62170482the compensation isn't tied to NOT hitting the performance targets how fucking stupid are youthis nigga duuuuuumb
Is NOK still a buy @ 12.50?
I always missed sharting oil because I thought it would go higher. So this time I did actually shart it. Oil bulls can thank me when you break 130
>>62170480lol based
>>62170405based....
If Iran's economy is as destroyed as both trump and other sources are reporting then isn't them lifting the blockade sunk cost as at this point it changes nothing whether they lift the blockade or not
>>6217049212.44
>>62170492No but GRRR is
>>62170499Turdies on here will say it's not true because no one in Iran is posting about how bad it is on x.com.
dubs an I drop 10k on AMZN 2x
>>62170405Africa is already corrupt, this is the exact opposite of what you do. You're meant to get an under the table deal.
Got drunk and had sex so now I'm holding into close. Pussy and beer solve bearishness.
>>62170480i thought that was the aphex twin logo at first glance
>>62170499their economy was destroyed since 2022, and their fiat money was already useless before the march SMO.
SQUARELY FOCUSED
Here we go
>>62170508That's because bears are gay
>>62170437>mosquito nets being used for fishnetssounds like smart and efficient use of foreign aid to grow the economy
where the fck is jerome ahhh sel everything
>>62170468nothing happened therefore oil went up
>>62170508Look at this showoff
buckle the fuck in chucklefucks
>jeromes lateominous
>>62170468trump isnt tweeting enough
U are too late gramps
>>62170508Impressive
SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING ANSWER ME THERE IS NOWHERE TO ASK THIS, NOT EVEN REDDITShould I join robinhood banking? I qualify for the "pro" benefitsAre they still sending out robinhood credit cards? I've wanted one for so long, but I can't even find out if it's been canceled or not
THE BULL IS IN THE BREEDING PEN
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. JEROME IS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING!!!
>>62170523He just has to test the glory holes in the new fed building to make sure they're up to spec before heading in. Jerome has a lot of responsibilities.
>>62170529GO ON
>>62170528>saar we have you qualified for pro statussounds legit
jerome, please
>>62170528Big 4 bank or credit union. Nothing in between.
>no change in rateITS OVER SELL EVRRYTHING
Okay, so NOW is the time to buy TLT; right?Because I just made a $7,500 purchase...>>62170508>Pussy and beer solve bearishness.So true. I fuck my wife's (lightly) hairy pussy ~4-5 times per week, and it has done wonders for my portfolio.I stopped selling every dip.
>BRISK
LOL INFLATOIN IS ALL DUMB BLUMBFS FAULT!!!! FUCK THIS GUY!!!!!
>>62170499>Iran has entered an economic death spiral >over 1 million are out of work >scarcity crisis >cost of living out of control Perhaps the same could be said of all religions
>>62170540I prefer Arizona iced tea
>INFLATION UPINFLATION UP>OIL UPOIL UP>INFLATION UPINFLATION UP>OIL UPOIL UP>INFLATION UPINFLATION UP>OIL UPOIL UPSHUT UP JEROME
>effects remain unclear
>U3 flat>U6 up>gap only widening>blames immigration and participationWhy won't the serfs just work for peanuts?
>>62170459Over the past 5 years a portfolio made up of all the S&P500's tech stocks except for the ones with Indian CEOs would be up 82% per year on average. Something to think about going forward.
Here is a livelink you stupid smiggers>https://www.youtube.com/live/5Ok-aNXduCY?si=UNmLz6JEhAn_9hSPHelp me shit up the chat!!!!
monitoring
cmon market makers give jerome a nice green send off
UNCERTAIN FUTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JEROME HOLY SHIT PLEASE SAVE MEWE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU JEROME
POWELL NOT LEAVING
hello jerome, please pump biotech 1% (at least) thank you jerome.
I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING
henlo mr jenlomebye mr jenlome
>>62170566>>62170569
Rock steady, big Jhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJz3syNbtE
Anyone playing with LLY? Short or Long? They post earnings tomorrow BMO
>POWELL IS CONFIDENTBUYBUYBUYBUYWe love you PapaPress please give him a standing ovation
>>62170563can you please turn the music down? I'm trying to read this thread.
kek jerome sounds madhe staying to fuck with trump
5'3 AND AN ATTITUDE
Well that didn't do much for me
>jerome's last press conference LETS THROW HIM A PARTY YALL
he's close to tears... (i know because i cry a lot)
Where's the oilshorter of yesterday that was asking for Trump?
>>62170585the fed chair we needed, but didnt deserve
JEROME POWELL JUST SAID HE WILL LEAVE WHEN HE FUCKING FEELS LIKE IT, what a baller
Calls on everything Msft AmznGoogl
>energy hasn't even peaked yetoil bros
just bought pbr a, thank you jerome!
>Jerome Powell announces he is not stepping down and has established his own PMC, Guranteed Federal Outcomes®, that will be run and operated by the independent federal reserve board with Mr Powell having a leadership position with no term limits
>>62170583SNEAKY LINK
Doesn’t Powell sound younger than he looks
>>62170588do you also look at the mirror during and after you cry? Yeah I do that.
HES HIKING RATES!!!
>CLAIRE
>yeah i would have left and retired, but your actions mister president have compelled me to staybased
>>62170599Yes do the boomer thing and don't retire Jerome
DEPLOY ZE AXIOSBERG PLUNGE PROTECTION TWEET
>>62170604WHAT THE NIGGER SHIT
>>62170602i hope warsh doesn't sound like a whiny faggot
>>62170551its over
Pakistan do something
>I'm talking about the man in the middle
>>62170616>i hope a trump appointed government official doesn't sound like a whiny faggotanon...
Trump HAS TO tweet about not cutting AND Powell explicitly saying he will stay.
>>62170604If onlyThis would be the most based move he could makeWhy isn’t he president? Trump is nigger tier
why is oil mooning this time? did anything in particular happen?
I'm in too deep with MSFT, how hard will be be getting boned later?
>>62170624it's just a hope anon, a dream, a wish, a fantasy
i changed my google gemini voice to match hers
I’m going to miss JP :(Stunt on these hoes one last time daddy
>>62170629Any chance (fantasies) of Iran being defeated, surrendering, or relinquishing control of Hormuz rapidly fading as reality of situation is dawning.
>>62170629no nothing happened. its just that trump isnt tweeting so the oil prices arent artificially being suppressed
a round of applause to market makers for these fuck ass prices
looks fine, why is everybody panicking
>>62170636how do you do that?
the labor market was super tight, capice?
The two knives I caught yesterday are green. I am doing good. When are we invading Cuba? That seems to be next on list.
>>62170646silver and crypto dumping
>>62170646>RDDT is not 0sad
>>62170373What are you implying you bankrupt faggot
>>62170652That’s a good thing
>>62170648there is a female british accent in the voice options, i think its in the google home app
>>62170629Trump said he is not negotiating with Iran and the Strait of Hormuz could stay closed/blockaded for a long time, meaning get ready for $10 / gallon gas in about a month or so.
>>62170656not for me
are rates not cut due to yen carry trade?
Power hour or sour hour?
>howard
>>62170656that comes at the expense of high oil which is bad for everything except for oil
>>62170665Sour hour into neon green AH
Fucking RIOT dumping right when I buy callsFuck this gay earth
>>62170652doesnt look that bad
>>62170665snib snab hour until the big earnings party
>>62170677>big earnings party
Jerome whatever you're doing it's pumping my Micron keep doing it oooooooooooooommm
>>62170672Still a good thingEverything is overpriced
>this nigga smug posting while being asked about being a shadow chair
apparently KODK loves the fact that powell is getting the fuck outwtf i regret cashing out at 8.80
>>62170681Yes and everything will be even more overpriced due to hyperinflation that will occur from high oil
Nothing personal kid...Its just monkey business. Heh!
>>62170687oil will plummet as soon as the hormussy gives it up, could be as little as two weeks according to sources i totally didn't just make up
>>62170682>PUNISHED POWELL WILL SERVE AS SHADOW CHAIRMAN
>>62170677>>62170679did you anons say party?
POWER HOUR PLEASESTOP THE SNIBING SNABINGPUMP THE MARKETS NOWWE NEED TO SET A NEW HIGHDO IT RIGHT NOWJEROME
Ayo wtfwt
>>62170359>Iron hog futures
>>62170696we're gonna get this kid blackout drunk for the first time
meanwhile out of the spot light of the fomc meeting trump is fucking hallucinating again
we're healing
Very bullish moves on SOXL
>>62170694we should have blown up their power, water and bridges day 1 it's obvious they want to drag this shitshow out for ulterior motives
>>62170705where's the lie tho
>>62170699based, it worked
Guys, give me your energy, and together we'll destroy all the bears with a mega pump that'll wipe them out.
>>62170705In the press conference he just did (might still be ongoing...not sure as watching Powell), he also said Iran has no name for their currency.
>>62170696Drink up kid!
>>62170705nothing like a publicly humiliating gangbang by Iran, Israel, and most of NATO to close out the legacy of your life. 79 years on this earth to fuck up bigly now.
don't worry about a market topthere might be a temporary 5% dip or whateverbut there's not enough money in the stock market to push these companies to their real p/e ratiosp/e ratios were higher 2 years ago, despite lower stock pricesearnings has grown so much and they'll keep growingthere will probably be some consolidation under 25,000, maybe a little dip, then it'll blow right through to 26,000 then 30,000earnings have grown so much that stocks are actually cheap right now still. 2 years ago people were paying much more for double or three times p/e ratios that they are now
>>62170629Market is pricing in a month more of shutdown since Trump's blockade strategy will take a month to do anything plus people realized that almost zero actual oil was moving through the strait. Bulls were convinced there were plenty of crossings with their transponders turned off
I'm surprised nobody mentioned Sivers ($SIVE.ST), it's the hot new photonics stock
>>62170723>Bulls were convinced there were plenty of crossings with their transponders turned off
I think it's going up but then it goes down, this is bullshit
I'm surprised nobody mentioned HGRAF ($HGRAF), it's the hot new graphite stock
IT IS THE LAW
>>62170732>Bears were convinced there were plenty of crossings paid for in crypto currency and yuan bribes for countries that were openly anti-semitic
I hate powel so fucking much. Smarmy, arrogant asshole. You just know he’s staying on board to annoy Trump, piece of fucking shit.
The TSLA bottom is hereBUY TSLAI REPEAT: BUY TSLATHIS IS NOT A GRILL
if trump is such a jewish stooge why is he fighting the fed so much?
> nows
Mr president haven't you got phone negotiations to attend with iran
>>62170738dont get me wrong i want rate cuts for a giant pump too so i can cash out and watch america burn in 2 weeks, but if you live there hes the last white man keeping your country from turning into a banana republic
>>62170746meant for >>62170738
I'm surprised no one's mentioned Gorilla Technology Group (GRRR), its the hot new gorilla stock!And its up 7.5% today :3
>>62170743tf
>>62170743this is why the guy in the Human Centipede was a german doctor
>>62170746>hello we are still in a state of collapse mr. donuld president>oh ok
>>62170719>>62170704you bros wanna get hammered and skip around in the village together?
>>62170753>our navy and airforce is kill>no
>>62170750sounds like some DEI shit
>>62170743
>>62170754Yes
>>62170752Beeple is American
>>62170738I legit hate Powell and I think anyone that doesn't has TDS.
>>62170769Winkelmann, this guy is called Angleman.
>>62170759I'm white and right wing :3I just like the stock, a lot!
>>62170743I remember when someone paid $69 million fucking dollars for one of this guy's NFTs during the height of that whole scam
>>62170754thats the youngest looking 17yo ive ever seen
>>62170750>(GRRR) Up 8%+Le moi checking transaction history: Sold GRRR 03/31 <$10.Sold the botton. Sadge. I need to be whipped.
>jerome literally summoning bears to bet against the market jerome "fuck your puts" powell ladies and gentlemens *presses F to pay respects*
.....goodbye mister jerome
There he goes, any last words for him /smg/?
>i wont see you again next timethere isnt gonna be a next time is there?
husbant?why you bet against amelica?now we homeress
>>62170793>>62170794>>62170795He'll live on in our hearts <3
>>62170784SImply invert yourself buddy :)Anything under $30 is cheap for GRRR
>brent at $120>critical minerals red>tech pump on anemic volume>still no qt gfim so desperate bros, do i go out with this single mom at work or no? no pussy, no money, consistent trump taco, im going insane.
>>62170794nigger was too slow and almost caused another recession with SVB
Goodbye to the most memeworthy Fed chair ever.
Highlights?
>>62170803>single mom
>>62170795
>>62170808transitory
>108 WTITRUMP WHERE IS MY TACO TWEET?
oil
Boomer here, never date a single mother unless the kids are over 18. Not worth it.
>>62170817>trans
>>62170803depends on if the kids dad is alive/in contact or not
>>62170803>im so desperate bros, do i go out with this single mom at work or no?Only if the baby is black or Chinese so that people won't think it's yours. Then make sure to only be seen in one of these shirts when you're with them so people don't think you're a cluckold.
>>62170803the critical minerals shorting scam became so obvious not even they could get away with it anymore so they decided to short the entire world with oil
All this because Dolan can't stop banging kids.
>>62170828Also with tattoos and beard or is ok without?
Wew look at USO computer
30 minutes until everything goes haywire
>>62170830You’re a sick and disgusting person. Trump never did those things. The problem with you is your sick mind. You have a rotten soul. Just a bad person. You see evil in others because you’re rotten on the inside.
>>62170835I sold too soon
>>62170838can't wait for those tech earnings
>>62170838John Patriot is calling David SOXL right now...stay tuned...
welp i'm betting it all on the line opening on the upside tomorrow. I'm just not gonna look until then
>>62170838Stop loss hunting season is OPEN.
>>62170847Be careful
>>62170840A confirmed Epstein victim claimed she bit Trump's dick. Trump sent a birthday card to Epstein, alluding to their "wonderful secret." He's a corrupt diddler doing Russia and Israel's bidding, while manipulating the stock market regularly along the way for his fellow pedo friends.
I'm gonna miss JPow so much.
>>62170553what the fuck?is it because of this post?
>>62170851>fake woman victim #999 calls trump a rapistfunny how all these "victims" come out of the woodworks decades later and only when he becomes famous, yet never go to trial or have any proof.
>>62170851Only one way to solve this one boys, Trump dick pics yea or nay? Should I polymarket this one or do you guys want to?
SHORT OIL
>>62170859How convenient that everything is just outright fake and Trump is basically Jesus.
>>62170869yeah and I bet you believed the russiagate shit too
Stocks?
>>62170857Kek, the German authorities drive you to self harm then ban it and as an autistic German, you a are compelled to obey.
>>62170867not happening until the polymarket bets come 20 mins prior to the tweet like the last three times in case anyone is still pretending to be retarded
>>62170794Fence sitter! Now I'm forced to gamblemaxx just to get in the upper part of the K economy.
Last chance to slurp sandisk
This company has approved a $35 buyout due to close later in the year.Board approved it. Employee union approved it.The CEO and CFO who opposed the deal recently quit.It feels like free money.
>>62170794Rest in power, king.
>>62170874cant pay taxes if i kill myselfhah! i won jews
>>62170869Same for you, all people believe conveniently what their emotions require them to believe.>E. Jean Carroll was 52 years old at the time of the alleged assault by Donald Trump in 1996. Yeah that did NOT happen LMAO. 52? You couldn't pay me to rape a 52 year old.>E. Jean Carroll was awarded a total of $88.3 million across two civil cases against Donald Trump, but she has not yet received the money due to ongoing appeals. But you could probably pay me 88.3 million to lie about it. Actually you know what, no, I am not spiritually Indian so no, you couldn't.
I haven't seen Zimanon for a minute
9 months5xclown worldnigger market
>>62170872Go suck your god-emperor's toes some more, lil bro.>>62170884The wonderful thing is that this 13-year old confirmed Epstein victim is separate case entirely. The birthday letter that alludes to this "wonderful secret" came from Epstein's estate. 'Fraid diddler's gonna diddle. >>62170873People responsible for direct stock market manipulation are on-topic.
>>62170880Zim Integrated Shipping Services Ltd., commonly known as ZIM, is a publicly held Israeli international cargo shipping company, and one of the top 20 global carriers. The company's headquarters are in Haifa, Israel; Founded in 1945, ZIM has traded on the New York Stock Exchange since 2021.Free extremely unethical money
8 min until the end of the worldi repeat 8 mins to go
>>62170879I thought they had a huge class action suit over their drives coming up?
Are you guys excited to see these earnings reports?
>"people" actually shorted oil during literally the worst supply crisis in human history
you know TACO but have you heard ofNotAChanceHormuzOpens
>>62170893I NEED TO MAKE A MILLION TODAYHOW DO I DO IT?
>>62170904buy $1b MSFT 0dte
PBR should have breached 22 by now desu
>>62170897the "crisis" was created for the sole purpose of profiting off oil price manipulation so yes shorting oil makes as much sense as the price ballooning
>>62170897
>>62170904Look for dropped coins near vending machines and parking meters. Start ASAP.
>>62170893
>>62170905how many % did a incel 0dte make today?
G-guys?
>>62170904Check the coin returns on the payphones in your city.
>>62170893Buy some kneepads and then suck one million dicks for one dollar a pop.
two words. airfryer bacon.
>>62170921Meant for >>62170904
>>62170918WTI crude is cheaper. Just buy that instead.
How the fuck is intel 95???
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
WTFTW?!
>my face when got out of a earnings play that became too hot for me at the last minute
>>62170924>airfryer>one word
>>62170933it's in a position to be competitive with amd and Nvidia thus it's grossly underpriced
>>62170936+0.0000%
>>62170936Day 0.7%Week to date: -6%
lmao AMZN and MSFT
whats that? hawaiian noises? he's banging on the bongos like a chimpanzeeoh that ain't workingthat's the way you do itget your money for nothing and your chicks for free
>>62170654>He can't read inside the red squares>He can't read the charts
>>62170910If you wad up some paper and tape it up into the change return hole you collect the change from people using the vending machine
So MSFT won, that's your message?
WTFWT
>>62170936Not even going to do the math, but I'm getting fuckin smoked out here.
>>62170951Why what happened?
>>62170936This >>62170947
SNDK to 5k please
nevermind, everythings mooning now.
GOOG LMAO
Wtf is INTEL doing
>>62170867BASED
OH FUCKING COME ON!!!
>>62170946>it's in a position to be competitive with amd and Nvidiahow tho lmao
WOOWO okay so only the real companies wonGoodbye Meta and AMZN...ya faggots
Portbolio taking off
>>62170936-0.26%
WTFWT?
>Microsoft win>Meta losebruh
>>62170936Today: +0.47%This Week: -0.44%This Month: +19.43%This Year: +9.92%
QCOM just ruined my day
>>62170936DOUBLES REMAINING TO BREAKVEN: 7
>>62170978instagramchads, our reelsponse?
>>62170904Do you know any blonde hair blue eyed young girls desperate to be a model and under 18?
>>62170978>mfw not enough people were contrarian so the contrarian play actually worked
>>62170972obscene CPU demand and good performance = gains also they made some good moved in america at a time during overseas economic uncertainty they have positioned themselves perfectly
Goog msft rocket, amz meta crash. Wow, look at that.
>>62170936+.82%Only about +1.3% for the week+44% over the last month, though
NOT A DIRLL AMAZON IS GREEN OOOOOO
why did amzn dump
Wait, why META crashing if it beat???
>>62170793>henlo pepe found his peace with mr. jerome afterallbeautiful story
>>62170982>GLORIOUS LEADER, SAVE ME
>>62170993not good enough
>>62170993too much spending on AI
Sorry kid the best earnings imaginable was already priced in
>>62170980I got out at 155.25
>>62170993because a dozen analyst estimates don't equal the entire market mayhaps
>>62170993there's "beat" *shake head warily* and then there's "beat" *nod head happily*
>>62170993What an absolute failure of a company. Rank dogshit. Not even fit to float in the Ganges.
>>62170993Forward guidance wasn't a gorillion dollars
>>62170993They're a glorified advertising firm. They provide NOTHING of value.
i would rather have everyone losing then me losing aloneso i would rather have a crash now while being invested 50% so anyone is getting raped
>>62170993Please consult this image to understand the stock market.
MSFT taking a dumpy
Brent cant go higher than 120$ right?
I made 100% profit off selling a SPX credit spread today. Feels Goodman.
>>62170936https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-HLxpWGCzc
Well I guess the bullrun is deaad
>>62170936I sold out of Lockheed & ORCA on Monday to buy a cheeseburger and a fancy shirtI tried riding an ORCA wave again this morning but got in at the last minute right before a dive, sold out and lost about 6.19% Overall on all my shares I am at 9.27% loss this week+6% returns on Intel and SNDK albeit
>Ford raises 2026 guidance as $1.3 billion tariff refund assists in offsetting higher costsWoops, money back in the pockets hehe
told you msft would tank.It’s dogshit
>>62170982i think im gonna invent a dance against market manipulation.something HAS to be done and i cannot just sit around and do nothing.
I remain content with dividends full port
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>>62170983Why is Palm Beach Pete wearing such a heavy jacket?
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>>62170955>>62170373>The charts for two completely different companies--two years apart and with substantially different fundamentals--become identical starting the day one company changes its name and ticker to the other company>The market is real though it's definitely not automated by algorithms
>IEZIt just keeps inching upwards. Oil accessory chads keep winning
>>62170988>msft rocketLMAO!
>>62170936Pure Nokia Calls baby
Markets are going schizophrenic, will have to wait until tomorrow for real prices...
>>62171002B-beat my meat
>>62171042Reverse, msft and goog also crash
>>62171000Thank you the pump is now in
>>62171063Is that a nod happily meat beating or a shake wearily?
