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>NOK>NOK>NOK>NOK
It's over.
And now the Trump TACO and this day will be complete (could come on Friday though, in that case this week will be complete) as the prophecy foretold.
Taste the rainbow
> nows
EMERGENCY RATE CUT JEROME DO IT NOW!!!!!
I dunno guys I feel like amazon microsoft and meta all tanking is basically just a sell the news event. None of their earnings were particularly bad.
>>62171021>lite
Microsoft tanking lol
>oh no nothing happened and as directly result of literally nothing oil went up and market crasheddividends wins every time fuck your meme economy
QUALCOMM GODS HOLD THE LINE
Should I dump my Amazon or keep it to see what tomorrow brings?
first for PLANET LABS
>>62171043do you have a life
hello yes hi why is the number red it was green before that's not good please fix it
>>62171045Sorry bro it's my last day.
>The charts for two completely different companies--two years apart and with substantially different fundamentals--become identical starting the day one company changes its name and ticker to the other company>The market is real though it's definitely not automated by algorithms
this can't be happening
>>62171060take a hike baggie
>soxl giga redWhat dumped?
I sharted INTCel today
>>62171021>MSFT after hours is tankingOh no...jeetbros how are we going to stay performant when so many benchods are redeeming the stock? Satya...hire more Punjabs...we need more ads in MS Paint
SPY is being super schizo after hours
Now that the settle has dusted, which company wonned these earnings?
>>62171076Amazon
>>62171076Johnny Facebook
no walter, no axios, no kobussy, no unhinged troomp tweet, wtf is going on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJoiDiVkTI
>>62171064Bro it's earnings on a lot of tech companies. Even if the news is good from earnings it dumps right afterwards because markets are forward looking and sell on the news. That's why there is generally a climb before earnings if good news is expected followed by a dump atter earnings. It's all really gay.
QCOM making a comeback.
>>62171080
Turns out the double giga beat was already priced in
>>62171076Google seems to be the only one actually going up
>>62171056ok thank you for your attention to this matter bye
>>62171084HOLY SHIT
>>62171062>He thinks the same algorithms aren't controlling every stock >He thinks he's actually driving
>>62171084WHAT THE NIGGER SHIT? OOOOOOOOOOOO
QQQ after hours V recovery
>>62171043Who was at fault here?
>>62171095I don't think any of that, I just know we're over here making money and BBBYQ baggies are over there trapped forever.
>>62171100I live in a no fault state so insurance will go up for both of us.
>>62171055How fucking sad and jewish do you have to be to not appreciate>futures/an/posting
>>62171053Trust the plan TRUST THE PLAN
>>62171043HE'S LIFELESS
jerome whilst trying to keep a lid on inflation despite tariffs and wars still gave you all time market highs in demanding circumstances... and some on here still give him griefit's never enough for you is it?
I love GOOG so much bros. I will keep buying it until the end of time.
>>62171119Has there ever been a Fed boss who didn't have all time highs during his watch?
Why is Google the only one actually soaring in AM?
>>62171043There is nothing you can do for the donkey now other than put it down humanely with a shot gun to the head using dragon's breath shells.
So wen short INTC?
>He didn't short WTI at $108>He didn't long GRRR at $9He's a no good stinking dirty baggot, just like his old man
>>62171105>He's incapable of looking at the data>He tries to change the subject to bankrupt baggiesThe market is completely fake and your money is plundered by algorithms. The only chance you have is to guess what the algorithms will pump. >Why is X doing YAlgorithms. It's all fake. All of it. None of it is real. >>62171060
>>62171082it's starting>>62171136i dunno how about the last 26 years?
V deployed
I'm still going to use my Jerome images. I don't care
>>62171136Nao
>>62171136I did it today so probably 2 more weeks
>>62171121What the hell is this after hours bullshit? How can something be red the whole day or barely budge and then shoot up massively after good goy hours?
>AAAA WE NEED TO DUMP NOW>Okay now that we've read the numbers...HOLY SHIT OOOOOOO
>>62171066kek
What’s the deal with META? Just a shit company?
>>62171151>>62171156What part of everything is fake and gay do you not understand? >>62171141>>62171060
>>62171156soaring real estate prices in the metaverse
>>62171119I still believe in JP.
>>62171156Everyone just remembered that the metaverse gimmick died back in 2021
>>62171156only boomers use it
>>62171156They are gonna lose 24 billion more this year-->on AI?NO. ON METAVERSE.
>>62171164i still cant believe they sunk 100bil on that
>>62171141I simply don't care, rigged or not I make money.
>>62171156Bro they just burned over a billion dollars on some faggy second life sims virtual world that they said was supposed to replace real life. I mean what the fuck did Mark Fuckingidiotberg think was going to happen.
>>62171156Next to TSLA (which shouldn't even count), it is easily the worst-positioned of the MAG7. All they know how to do is push ads. All innovation ends in failure because Zuck is a fraud who got lucky stealing from Andrew Garfield.
I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE
so only google of the big ones made a decent move up after hours?
>>62171166God the memes of that sperg out never get old.
>GOOGL
>>62171082>OUR REVENUE FROM AI MODELS GREW 800% YOYHOLY SHIT
>>62171170They realized their mistake thoughever and rightjustifiably have transmogrified the division into making AI Ray-Ban®s. Big things are happening at Meta!
Goog bros… I’m feeling pretty smug rn
>>62171186800% of fuckall is still fuckall
Thank you Google for saving my port
>>62171186They had almost no revenue from it before this so its meaningless
>>62171151Nigger are you listening to the Alphabet earnings call?Theyre printing money. If they continue like this and invest even more into Antrhopic theyre going to win the AI race
>>62171191>>62171194Oh....
>>62171189>yeah these hideous glasses are going to record you even when off so I can steal even more of your private data and find ways to monetize thatGee thanks creep. This dude honestly deserves prison time for that.
>>62171082But the shills told me ChatGPT was going to make them go bankrupt.
>Brent crude oil is now surpassing peak Russia-Ukraine war prices.I guess we lost all the buffers and were now in the finding out stage to this shitshow blockade
>>62171170Normies don't even think about that shit. Can you say "tax writeoff" you fucking retard faggot
Im ready for MSFT to kill all my gains from today.
>>62171082Short Waymo
After hour people are such cry babies.
>>62171210A tax write off doesn't make up for losing money you retard. Otherwise people would tax write themselves out of bankruptcy. That's literally justifying playing to lose. You still lose in the end you retard.
lean hogs and wheat
>>62171215Are not!
>>62171205Iran is running out of storage, soon they will have to shut off wells which cannot be restarted due to geologic factors.
>>62171170>A BILLION DOLLARS!thats literally chump change nigger
Who's ready to by msft on the dip
>>62171215It's all the cranky euros up past their bedtime
DONALD DUCK MARKET
>>62170942How are you feeling right now? Was it the right move?>>62170880Why is it trading so low then?
>>62171205BRENT CRUDE, is from the fucking north sea dude it a euro thing and they refuse to drill. How is it our problem.
>>62171223Geologist here, the earth is an 8,000 mile diameter sphere cow that makes oil instead of milk. We can always find another udder to yank on to get more oil of it out. Those wells are irrelevant.
>the last gasp of old, glory days America
>>62171231Don't check WTI
>>62171223>which cannot be restarted due to geologic factorsDo you have a good source for that claim?
>>62171232I'm so turned on right now
>>62171225I threw out over a billion because I couldn't be bothered until now to look it up. Turns out they burned through 80 billion dollars to achieve nothing and get mogged by second life still.
I just put 10k on Oracle, bros. Am I “cooked” or “goated”?
>>62171061What is happening anon?>>62171189Feels so good not being invested in that garbage stock
>>62171223They will just dial it down to a minimum and burn excess because they don't care
>>62171237Oh fuck it over...
>>62171231This is only somewhat true, any oil can be sold as Brent so long as it meets the criteria for gravity and sulphur content which is based on north sea oil. It is more of a financial instrument than a physical thing these days.
>>62171223why store perfectly fine oil when you can dump it in the desert?
>>62171244With the sauuuuce
GOOG bros. We can't stop winning. Fastest growing cloud by a large margin. 450 BILLION in GCP backlog.
>>62171240I'm still rooting for the Zuck. He's the most autistic Jew in the world, he loves his metaverse bullshit more than anything in the world. I wish him luck.
Man Ive been taking a lot of losses recently but still up somehow... We will see how it goes tomorrow...
mram
Gas up to $4.79 in Ohio now. Lmao we California now
>>62171258He doesn't love you
>>62171240the problem was that they invested most of their efforts into productivity and social networking shit instead of making games. If Facebook/Meta had developed 3D Space Station 14 for the Oculus/Quest it could've taken off with zoomers and they would've sold millions of units.
>>62171258Zuck is objectively pretty based not gonna entirely lie
I put $5000 on SOXS. How fucked am I
>>62171260They are FUCKING back. I think I need to pivot to smaller marketcap RAM segments
>>62171232H-hot
>>62171257I gotta double down on my GOOG position as soon as my pay clears next month. Getting my tax return too, might throw that as well.
So google won?
>>62171269Nah, VR is a terrible form factor for compute period. Games, productivity, etc. It'd work great if you could lie down and enter another world, but the fact you have to setup a real world space for it makes it useless.
>lots of drama at work not really involving me>dont play work politics>fought for this job, gave it my all>find out they might have to let me go>folio might sustain me for a couple of months after that its over>dont have the energy to do it all againSorry for the blogpost frens, I just needed to vent. I’m so tired, this might be it for me.
>hybrid job>pays less than the fully remote equivalent that is flooded with jeet appicants>random phone call that might be about a job I applied to>indian woman mumbling in broken english with a california numberSTOP HIRING THESE PEOPLE TO DO RECRUITING
>>62171263This is why I stopped using Whatsapp.
>>62171232You'll never replace the middle easts industrial milking machine quick enough though
Do you guys think intel is going to keep pumping or is this the top? I want to get in but as usual I am afraid I am too late and it's going to crash back down to reality.
>>62171287>your father was an intel bagholder for 20 years and his son will be as welllol
>>62171278They made 62 billion in net income in a quarter. Yeah... they won.
>>62171289Looks like the Buffet was right again. Also they own TPU's lol
>>62171269He was a loser back then and a loser now. His biggest successes are companies he didn't even start and the game he probably played the most in life was "smeer the queer" when Chad wanted to dunk on him. He has zero aura to Zoomers and young people. Facebook only appeals to boomers and the metaverse never looked fun even with the gay games they came up with. Out of all the billionaires he is probably the meme "virgin billionaire." He just never could outgrow himself...
>>62171262whats california prices like?petrol is pretty expensive here anyway, but its *only* 163.9p a litre here for premium... thought it would have gone up more desuthough thats about $8.30 a gallon in burger units
>>62171293Christ, and I thought I was getting raped at the pump paying 1.70CAD for a litre.
bullish for oilhttps://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2049592312997535754
>>62171064Honestly? Probably the guy at Direxion who said that the INTC fundementals looked bad and unsustainable and would probably cause a momentum shift.That Intel jumped 10% today is a little suspect.
>>62171280i'm rooting for you anon, better times will come
The absolute violent swings this year caused by greenland shit, war shit and oil shit coulda made me rich
>>62171279>VR probably only has "shove it up your ass" games that are safe and "fun" to play.
I panicked and sold Chipotle early but the earnings pump was actually pretty good. It was just a 1k experiment but if I held on a bit longer I could have got some free burritos.
>>62171280it will be okay fren
>>62171299Why do we care what he has to say anymore he's making $0 on oil we fucked them with the blockade and it's not stopping anytime soon
>>62171309>he's making $0 on oil He's not an oil executive>blockade and it's not stopping anytime soonHe's saying the same thing really
>>62171299SCOTT BESSENT AKA WAR HERO!!!
Iran just needs to get over it. We’re in the middle of a historic bull run over here.
>>62171280>work politicsAlways hated that shit. My worst job the woman boss was extremely nitpicky about everything and used the staff as her own servants. I hated that job, got let go in under a month cause I refused to brown nose and go the extra mile. Why not just trade steadly or hoard cash waiting for a recession or massive dump?
>>62171280I thought I was going to get fired and they ended up firing everyone else except for me instead. I ended up stress eating and gained about 8 pounds last month and now I have to do the work of 5 people and also lose all the weight. I've replaced 3 of my 4 meals that I would normally eat with a giant glass of metamucil and chewing gum instead of my usual 2 hot dogs. Now I'm hungry, stressed, and it feels like I want to shit my small intestine out of my asshole. Hope this helps.
>economy and unemployment is strong (allegedly)>inflation still above the 2% target>energy prices have spiked near term, haven't peaked, and long-term is uncertain due to geopolitical conflict>decide to maintain rates anywaysI respect the dude but how is anything but rate hikes in the face of rampant inflation not political appeasement?
>>62171312his country runs on oil quit playing dumb
>>62171303But you weren’t an insider anon. If you were you could have seen it coming. Luckily the SEC protects us from inside trading and no inside trading has occurred during all those events. No one opened up insanely risky and speculative positions right before any of those events. Not a single time. Thank God for the SEC.
>>62171321Iran is less dependent on oil exports than Canada Its only like 5% of the economy so the bombing which has now stopped was more severe economically for them .Having their ports shut to imports is probably more of a hurt to their economy then the oil losses
