DEATH RALLY edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62171021
Soxl is rallying and my ideations of jumping off a tall building are subsiding
I'm a bot
What is this talmudic afterhours pump?
soxl has literally become one with oilthey'll both go to 200 together
yen above 160 again by the way, we're all doomed, kill yourselves while you still can
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
When will Trump end this pointless war?
>futures
When are we getting SOXL futures
kek op deleted his thread
Tech is absurdly pamping
>>62171923Goyim are easily finessed with the illusion of gains
Why did Brent just drop by 10 dollars
Is BZ=F not the Brent crude ticker? Everyone is saying Brent is at 119 but I only see 111.
>>62171943Supply and demand. The supply of shorts exceeds the demand of longs
>>62171940Yeah because I forgot the subject. Can't have a general without subject.
God>don't time the marketBut I was literalyl going to time the market 1 month ago and yolo at the lows, but then pussied out and sold the bounce at break even. I woulda been up 400%
>>62171948That’s why mechanical automated buying beats any emotional retard. Had to learn this lesson as well.
>>62171915>last JPOW presser>second to last answer was "success is priced in">"I won't see you next time"most kino Fed chair in my lifetime, R.I.P. Chair Powell
QRD please
>>62171951also people telling you you can't time the market are just mad they've been holding years for a bump they coulda made in a month.
>>62171952>tfw its over
>>62171952>>62171958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5XUh1mRZ_YTime for the Warsh Crash to begin.
someone fixed the computers in after hours.
>>62171955Something like all the SPY gains come from 5-10 days. If you miss one of those days you massively underperform.
SPOTIFY'S STOCK RUGGED
im thinking 7500 S&P by July but it could be 7800.
INTC +4% after hours
>>62171979Sold 100% yesterday
SpaceX ticker will be SEXOpenAI ticker will be OPAI
>>62171952You know he's staying on as a voting member of the FOMC, right? You know the Fed Chair is just a spokesman and has no extra power, right? You know rate rises are happening, right?
>>62171984hot take: OpenAI should buyt OPEN just for their ticker
why are futures up? strikes are resuming soon.
I would just like to say that I am now a Google Believer and that I will NEVER sell my google stocks
>>62171993Its all so tiresome.
Optionchads, assuming you aren't gambling 0dtes, how many of you guys are doing long term spreads that trade convexity?
>>62171993No they're not, Trump has said he's going to blockade Iran until they give up their nuclear program, there's also articles about Trump telling American oil executives to increase production as this blockade is going to last months, execs had been reluctant to increase production as Trump's post had the ability to crash oil futures, but even with the increased US production that only extra only amounts to the ability to fill up half of one supertanker more per day
henlo mister kevini hope u r preparedi have many questionsplease lower the ratesthank u mister kevin
>>62171999I always confuse convex with concave
>>62171990>You know he's staying on as a voting member of the FOMC, right?it won't be the same>>62171990>You know the Fed Chair is just a spokesman and has no extra power, right?that makes it all the more impressive that he has been able to wrangle all involved to avoid catastrophic outcomes>>62171990>You know rate rises are happening, right?only if The Data™ supports it
>>62172002that extra oil only amounts*
>>62172006Concave = caving in, so its ) | (Convex = convict pulling the jail bars apart so its ( | )
> futures
>>62172012>( . ) | ( . )l-lewd...
>>62172017Actually that might be another easy way for anons to remember.Women have a convex ass and tiddies, and a concave pussy
>>62172012>The convict one is good.
>>62172012Convex is my booty after buying a SOXX put spread
What would you say you do here at /smg/ anon?
>>62172021>concave pussyI don't see it.
>>62172028It's a joke about how it's a receptacle for cock
>>62172026I provide essential analysis and commentary services
>US30Y at 5%
>U.S. intelligence agencies, at the request of senior administration officials, are studying how Iran would respond if Trump were to declare a unilateral victory, two U.S. officials and a person familiar with the matter told Reuters.
>>62172026>WELL NO I DONT GIVE IT DIRECTLY TO MY COUNTER PARTY>THE MARKET DOES THAT
>>62172026I'm CEO
>>62172032who gives a shitJP10Y is 2.518%
>>62172033why are Arabs so dense? Let the orange man declare victory, just say some bullshit about you won to save face and start shipping oil again.
>>62172040but what about the nucular dust?
I once again have bought SOXS after hours today at around 14, only to immediately have it rug down to the low 13s>I also missed trading on the one day this week it was up double digitsI can already tell what day tomorrow is going to be.
>>62172026
>>62172046Jewtube telling me something is age-restricted is hitting the funny bone atm
Why is "muh nuclear weapon" such a big deal, when even countries like Pakistan and North Korea have one? Let the iranians have nukes and stfu already. "B-but muh Israel is in danger". Israel has nukes and just committed two genocides. Who do you trust more?
>>62172050Because you can’t nuke countries that have nukes. As a 3rd world jobber nation to Israel this cannot stand.
>U.S. intelligence agencies are studying how Iran would respond if President Donald Trump were to declare a unilateral victory in the two-month-old war that has killed thousands and become a political liability for the White House, two U.S. officials and a person familiar with the matter said.>The intelligence community is analyzing the question along with others at the request of senior administration officials. The goal is to understand the implications of Trump potentially pulling back from a conflict that some officials and advisers worry could contribute to deep Republican losses at the midterm elections later this year, according to the sources.
>>62172054And goymerica fell for it. Fucking amerigolems. I hate them more than israeli jews. Brainwashed, goblinos all of them.
I-intcels...I'm a little scared, we're hitting 5x territory for those who bought at 20...all of a sudden my diamond hands are starting to feel a little paper...
>>62171999I don’t do long term spreads. If you do a spread instead of a regular call, you cap the upside which in terms of convexity means you actually bend it back to a more linear shape,I often do monthly bull call spreads though.
>>62172060Enjoy the ride. I am late to the party and I refuse to fall into obvious Fomo.
>>62172057Holy SPY calls on open
>>62172060Hold...!!! Hold until your profits are 100% reversed! THEN KEEP HOLDING
>>62172040The Iranian leadership will not accept any outcome that aggrandises Trump because the legitimacy of thier government is predicated on resisting the great satan and Trump will not accept any outcome that aggrandises the leadership of Iran because of his personality disorderSo the war (and closure of the strait) continues
>>62172070>me in 2022
>>62172026I post animal videos
>>62172076This.If Iran caves in, they are done. Glowies and mossad will stage a (((revolution))) and the country will be partitioned and destroyed like Syria, Libia, Iraq and so many others. And they will put that kike Shah friend of israel as head of "state"
>>62172076That's why we'll eventually declare victory and leave. And then Israel will rage and pull the rug out from the stock market.
>>62172026I bake bread while violently drunk on weekdays
why isn't the S&P at 8k yet
>>62172094Tomorrow
>>62172094in 10 years
When is a good time to jump out of something? Like, say it's been going up all week, but tomorrow, who knows?Then Friday to shoots up.
>>62172113The best advice is to probably trim profits instead of just selling 100% all at once but it doesn't feel as satisfying.
why INTCels so hot
>>62172113back of the napkin math is that you sell the specific gains and then invest that back into something more balanced like a sector etf or the sp500
>>62172113Use a trailing stop if you don't want to scale out
>>62172026I post> futures
>>62172059See this is my problem with the eurocuck, literally no awareness living in a fantasy reality. The eurocuck pathetically complains about the USA, the only relevant countey, while using an AMERICAN website. Meanwhile if this same, pathetic, weak, homosexual eurocuck attempted to say wrong think on a eurocuckian website they would be arrested by the same governments they cheer on. Such a pathetic creature.
>>62172113As a new investor, can't give you expert advice, but I guess that once you do enough profits, you trim them and you find new "hot" stocks to invest
>>62172113>When is a good time to jump out of something?increase, rip, or it went parabolic? If this was a gamble and you are way up and think a its going to tank, then dump it. If its a solid stock with great business, strong product demand and the future looks good for another year or two maybe sell 10%, then 10% then 10% ever week or month, or quarter depending on performance. You never lose locking gains.If the stock something like a 4x you can sell enough to cover your initial investment + some gains, and the let the rest ride to see how it goes and trim some more as the price increases increasing your overall gains. You get more experience as you are in the markets longer and see stock prices surge and pull back over weeks, months, years.
>>6217205Post your sauce you unbelievable asshole. We can't even tell what publication it is.
>>62172140LMAO, I triggered La Creatura. Keep sucking jewish cock, LOSER. You lost to vietnamese and afgan farmers, and you will lose again in Iran.
>>62172146Shut up you wimp
>started following Leopold Aschenbrenner and his stock options>go heavy into $BE and $INTCHoly FUCK thank you based white god.
>>62172026I give sage investment advice on memory/storage stocks with breathtakingly good earnings and absurdly low PE ratios.
>>62172144I was thinking to sell maybe my input, then maybe 50% of the profit and hold the rest. At least then I'd be up if anything happens
>>62172121>why INTCels so hotcombination of a turn around with good product, new CEO, Trump using US money to take a stake, their US fab plant coming on line, plus the usual stock manipulation pump games by big money. Its good to look for 'fallen angeles' - once great companies the fell on hard times due to bad leadership but have enough left that a new competent CEO can turn it around. Some quick examples, INTC, T, CE, BP - somewhat. Look at the price history. There is always another one. I am currently watching UPS. I always watch and wait too long. I need to buy on the way down it always bottoms while I am distracted and I miss the V
uh oh Sandisk brosThe negative news avalanche is about to hit.https://247wallst.com/investing/2026/04/29/sandisk-looks-overvalued-stock-set-for-32-drop/This is the source, but the website actively blocks archiving.
I need to buy a new car. Should I: >sell my shitty microsoft stock to pay for it (I'd sell at a loss, but get a tax loss I guess)>finance it at 7%>sell my successful boomer stocks
I can't believe everything just keeps going up
>>62172155Good. Time for puts!
>>62172032yeah whatever it'll probably go back down or something BUY NVDA
>>62172156>>sell my shitty microsoft stock to pay for it (I'd sell at a loss, but get a tax loss I guess)That's probably the best option of the three.>>finance it at 7%Frig going into debt and paying compound interest. You're not just mortgaging your money but the time I takes to earn it.>>sell my successful boomer stocksAbsolutely effing not.
>>62172153what stock?
>>62172150I wrote a bunch of MU 5/1 530 covered calls, should I attempt to buy them back? What's your take
>COCOIt's gonna be used to cool data centers isn't it?
>>62172165I know nothing of day trading except that it's usually a bad idea. I'm sorry. I wish you all the success in the world.
>>62172165why would you run covered calls on a giga upside stock? isn't that the point?
>>62172164NokiaI'm up, but after market closed we jumped then dropped. I'm hoping tomorrow doesn't drop.
>>62172156>I need to buy a new car.Buying new is the worst option, most new cars are overpriced crap. Never finance, you pay way more, unless you can write off the interest for your company buys it.If you think MSFT is a loser then sell it and do something better with the money. If the stock is just down and will rebound you can sell enough to buy the car, or enough offset capital gains on other stocks you sell (winners), but if you sell the winners you give up future gains from them by selling now. What is the best combination for you at this time? That's a question for you no need to post answer. Depending where you live you should know how much you can deduct from your taxes for 2026 and the following years.
>>62172146Whiter than you Muhammed, now go back to third world internet you pathetic eurocuck
>>62172002If you look at the live global shipping map, oil tankers at Texas are queuing up in big lines waiting to get filled up.The real bottle neck is the lack of pump stations. Increasing oil production won't fix this immediate problem. I'm not sure if US oil companies are willing to invest in expensive new pumping stations/ports when the war could be over later.
>>62171919I think it will double top at 129 then go straight to the shadow realm. The idea that semiconductor demand will spike from another round of COVID style lockdowns clashes with the idea that gulf states will stop investing in the AI meme because they don’t have any money
>>62172173Yeah I hear you but my position is 2k @ ~155 I've been writing weekly calls since Nov last year and they never get exercised>>62172172Thank you MUanon, likewise
>>62172175>I'm hopingNot a good strategy. Set some sell orders so it spikes while you are taking a dump it sells. They had good numbers recently, why would stock decline more than expected? The price moves based on normal trading but with good numbers why not wait a few days, weeks, or sell ITM calls, if the price drops you keep your premium and the stock. If price stays above strike you get called but you get the profit from the price increase and the premium.
give it to me strait
xrp a good buy ?
No Beer!
>>62172150>I give sage investment advice on memory/storage stocksMy money was tied up, but now I have some to play with, what are the next hot stocks I can buy before they rip this year?
>>62172196strait no chaser
>>62172165>should I attempt to buy them back?Why? If the current price is much higher why give up the money? Take the profit and trade other stock.
>>62172197I only know the tech field. My money is still on Sandisk, Micron, and Western Digital. Buy a small harmless amount of each and put a 10% trailing stop loss order on them just in case of a market freakout. Wait until they go up 10-15%. Buy a little more. And so on. Edge in; don't overcommit. I did this starting last November and began doing it again last month, and I am up almost 30% for the year. The fundamentals on MU are particularly attractive, though that seems to mean less than in should in a market as irrational as this one.
>>62172026>comment on that one guy who sold last april and made the same mistake again>occasionally LARP as an overemotional bear when the market is doing well>interact with henlo mr jerome pepe asking for rate cutsI deserve a raise
>>62172197I bought a lot of RPD @5, their earnings are next week. Cybersecurity OGs. Play money but certainly worth the gamble IMO
>>62172190It was ITM, after market closed.Can't take advantage of that.
>>62172201>My money is still on Sandisk, Micron, and Western Digital.How much longer is this upward pressure on these stocks going to last?
>>62172209More like how low does SNDK go?
>OIL
>>62172209nta but...get out now its all ready run up way too much its getting ready to crash the bubble is going to pop
can someone redpill me on please
>>62172065I like to buy ITM 70 delta calls with about 180 dte ... Did okay with some, but I did HL and ate about 60% losses since I might've bought the top a few weeks ago.I just don't know what to really focus on. I understand the greeks and how to build a spread and how to trade price, time and volatility. I dunno.Chatgpt suggested that advanced traders focus on rates of change and convexity and volatility surfaces
>>62172209I don't know. That is up to an erratic market. Us storage people took a horrible beating in February on no news and no earnings at all -- but 'market sentiment' regarding AI took a tumble for some indefinable reason. If the fundamentals bear out, though, I still think Micron will hit $750-$850 sometime late this year. Trailing stop losses are your friends, remember. Semiconductors are commodities, they WILL crash at stay crashed at some point. Go take a quick look at what MU did in the 1990's -- up to $80, then below $10, twice... and the second time it stayed there for a decade.
Give it to me straight: is there any bull case for Meta at this point? do they have anything going for them?
>>62172224No
Are Intel and Nokia going to double this year?
Google Amazon and nuh vidya can stay in the mag 7. Rest of you gotta get out.
>>62172224AI Ray-Ban®s anon. It's going to be the biggest thing since canned cheese.
Riot Platforms better hit 20 dollars before the end of the year
>>62172224No. Nor does Microjeet. Both are well on their way to becoming the next IBM or HP. Google, as much as I profoundly despise the company and the people in it, continues to manage its financial affairs well and prosper accordingly.
>Enron oil and gas
>>62172224They make 98% of their revenue from ads, it's an advertising company masquerading as a tech company
>>62172233Why would you count Apple out?No AI investment?
>>62172224I feel like they have completely lost the AI race to google right? The TPU demand they have is off the charts. They own the chips, the cloud servers, and the AI
>>62172155what the fuck is this shit??I am holding a lot and up bigly but was planning on holding. Why dumb?
>>62172213Always and forever
>>62172224The Meta bull case is dead. It's careening all the way down to 500.
>>62172213AAAAAA DAVID AXIOS HELP
>>62172245I think it's people trying to desperately manipulate a discount.
>>62172245As am I... but you do know you'll have to cash out and stay out at some point. Right....?
>>62172242I’m a retard Apple is in. Forgot about them because their earnings wasn’t today
henlo mister jeromegoodbye mister jeromei want a selfie for the roadpeace out bro its been fun
>>62172243AI race is between Google and Anthropic now and Google has a 14% stake in Anthropic
>>62172150should i continue holding sandisk and mu
>>62172245Western Digital spun them off in the first place because Sandisk sold a lot of rotten drivesIt's a ticking timebomb
>>62172252but you'll tell me when... right, anon? right?
>>62172254>no more jerome
>>62172253No problemo. happens to the best of us.
>>62172260>>62172254How were the Yellen times? Comfy? She has a weird name that reminds me of a dog.
Anthropic is starting to ramp up the cost of Claude. It's going to affect my company to a point that I think it will change how we use it. Up until now, it's been about getting every indian to pump the AI numbers up. But with the agreement changes looming, I can see the access becoming more scoped. Made me wonder if other companies will balk at a price increase when AI companies try to past the unit cost over to them. Could be the start of the bullwhip, but that's just my daily musings. I'm still staying long, but careful.
>>62172266>jew
>>62172268Look into grugmaxxing
HGRAF is about to have real sales.AkzoNobel, the parent company of Dulux, has selected Sparc Technologies for incorporating their Ecosparc additive into their Interzone 954 marine coating for use on commercial and naval ships, tankers, oil & gas rigs, offshore wind farms, jetties & sluices and other marine environments.Ecosparc uses HydroGraph grapene.https://cdn-api.markitdigital.com/apiman-gateway/ASX/asx-research/1.0/file/2924-03084754-3A692348&v=undefined
>>62172266>Inflation from COVID is transitoryShe was a lying Jewish whore
>>62172276Penny stock fag scam kek!
>>6217225810% trailing stop loss, anon. Set it and leave it.
>>62172282How many times have you jumped in and out with trailing stops? Do you set a stop order per lot? Or for the whole stack?
What If I Put Everything Into Robinhood? Lolz!
>>62172026I propogate Greek construction services (Avax) every so often to fellow sweaty & hairy chads
>>62172280You shut your sissy mouth. Marine coatings is a $33 billion market. HGRAF will be a $20 stock by Summer and on the NASDAQ by September on this market segment alone, for validating its business model.
>>62172268Extremely bullish for companies targeting AI infrastructure
>oil went to 120 because of the war?>oh no sky is falling down recession demand destruction oil shock sell sell sell>he taco'd? It's all fixed BUY BUY BUY >oil is back to 110 because nothing has actually been fixed, like, at all?>nah what are you talking about grandpa that's old news nobody cares anymore just keep pumping itWhy is the market like this
>>62172283Just once. And yes, it's for everything I own. It used to be 20%, but after February I decided it's okay more short term cap gains if I can avoid short term horrendous losses.
>>62172294Brent futures rollover was yesterday
>>62172294A Goldman Sachs analyst note from yesterday said that demand destruction is already twice the amount it was during 2008, which is helping to curb demand
>>62172026i dunk on newfags who have terrible investing ideas or habits, and i shill theta merchantingfinally, i like to say>my investments are with mature minors. they will grow up
>>62172299recession time
>>62172299>demand destruction>every manufactured crisis needs a new fag term that's easy for plebs with the memory span of a goldfish to remember and repeat
>>62172309Demand destruction has been a buzzword since like 2008.
...demand destruction?why yes... I DO.... DEMAND DESTRUCTION
>>62172315
>>62172268You apparently have companies judging performance by your token burn rate so you got devs just burning through tokens on dumb shit to pump their metrics. Its not a situation anthropic can shrug off for too long when they are running at a loss so not surprised they are reassessing how they price things.But everyone is already convinced we are in a tech bubble and wants to buy the crash to slurp up the AI version of amazon or netflix, which means we wont actually crash any time soon I think
I HATE this piece of shit>pumps on April the something>I sell my shit at break even expecting the market to fucking dump>does not >I get priced out by the god candle>playing earnings this week>will probably now get dumped on by random bot algo panic selling as oil keeps going up THIS TIMEFUCKYOU
>>62171999I like calls with at least a year expiration. I do credit spreads if the IV is high and I close at 50% profit
>>62172294These same kinds of arguments could be made just as strongly in the opposite direction>oil was happily trading <$90>literally nothing happened>suddenly $110It would appear the doomer case is an elaborate charade. The reality is all the major players on the stock market are crushing it
>>62172224They can pivot, that's their greatest strength. They'll always be making money, and in the scummiest way possible (a good thing).
>62172082>kike shah>literally a descendant of the ancient achaemenidsWhat the fuck is wrong with third worldists.
Should I invest into Israeli solar energy inverters or is now not the right time?
>>62172319>companies judging performance by your token burn rateI heard it was more like a minimum quotas being enforced by retarded managers.>I paid for the WHOLE ai subscription goddamnit, so you wagies better use it!
I'm looking for a new job and PSA: when they ask you for your skills DO NOT reply with cunnilingus
>>62172333I'm not sure. Thanks for asking anyway
>>62172294UAE will be pumping cheap oil into world markets is happening
>>62172340I think you should apply for a job in Aer Lingus.
>>62171943Switch from June to July
>>62172346ironically I am american irish
henlo mister jerome kevini think i am dyingplease lower the rates in time
>>62172319>>62172337My company has been doing this. We had AI related parts of our performance reviews this year. Honestly I just hang on because I have a comfy remote role and don’t care to look for a new job.I think AI is useful but my company is retarded about everything so it’s not an AI specific thing.
>>62172351hmm interesting
Market is going up tomorrow. Isn't it? Google many others up big.
>>62172284It would be extremely painful
>>62172372Why HOOD bad now? It was on fire a year ago.
>>62172372You're a big investor
>mfw oil
alright it's actually time to short tech huh
Oil chads just can't stop winning. Could stop if we wanted to.
>>62172026Oh not much. Little bit of this.... Little bit of that...
>>62172370Computers up big after mostly good earnings. AAPL earnings tomorrow will probably be good too.
>>62172375Don’t know. Do people here use Robinhood?
>>62172370We will open green then red by afternoon because of "sell the news" I am personally taking profits on swing trading GOOG and AMZN
Western Digital, Sandisk, and Apple report tomorrow. My stocks gon' be doin' a lil' sum'n.
I need a big beautiful deal
>>62171936Honestly I would prefer a 3x soxl
>futureshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_m5oJCgK8ss
>>62172407I am a little uncertain about Sandisk, though I am heavily invested in it. Remember their last earnings guidance was very coy, $3 and change per share, and analysts were saying oh you're holding out on us, it's $3 and LOTS of change! and it turned out to be $6.20. I have never, ever seen a company lowball its own earnings by 50%, and one wonders if that was a one-off or if the coming earnings are even juicier.We'll just have to see. But I'm up 15% and have a 10% stop loss in place, so I can feel a little sanguine.
>oil supply has been cut by maybe 5-10%>therefore oil should double in price
So how is the senate going to prevent Warsh from becoming fed chair?He's just there as another mind game to shore up dollar confidence the chance a Hoover Institute fundamentalist con like him actually gets put in charge while we have FDR II in office is less than 0.
>>62172424What point are you trying to make exactly?If there are 10 people in the desert with water enough for 9 what price do you think water would reach?
>>62172424oh cmon it's not 5-10%
>>62172424Well demand destruction has got the gov in demand destruction mode and they are demand destructioning the rates because the strait is demand destruction the supply and Jerome didn't want to prematurely demand destruction his next job interview.
>>62172026Doom post about the upcoming Ai bubble ive been wrong for months now but eventually ill be vindicated
>>62172436yes closer to 0% rn the true shock hasn't hit and when it does it will be even less than the overstated values based on the incorrect assumption nothing could be done to remedy 20% which was obviously some of the dumbest fiction of all time
>>62172442you are a funny guy, send my regards to your employerif you are doing it for free, you may accept them yourself
>>62172440>Doom post about the upcoming Ai bubbleI sold almost all of my AI related stocks, and bought some energy stocks and GEV. Thinking about getting into quantum again
>I'M, TALKIN' 'BOUT DA MAAAN IN THE MIDDLE! SHAMON!
>>62172450what quantum picks you got ?
>>62172449Allahu ahkbar to you too my guy and gl in your jihad
VIAVbros, we are going places.
>>62172452Anon, it's"I'm starting with the man in the mirror""I'm asking him to change his ways"
>>62172467And wallah, just like that, anon will never make malapropism again
>>62172456>what quantum picks you got ?I had RGTI and QBTS but sold the run up last year. I am thinking about getting back into RGTI again and IONQ for the first time.I thought this vid has some interesting infohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMGCbCyz6cI am looking for short term rip potential, but at least option premiums if nothing exiciting happens this year
>>62172467lol
>>62172474someone yesterday said IBM for quantum....I think IBM is dead
KFC is going bankrupt
>>62172424In a little tired. I will do my part for the world economy by shorting it in the morning after a cigarette and a shite.
I think its gonna be hard to pick any winners from quantum computing at this stage.
why is going in a straight line down
>>62172478>someone yesterday said IBM for quantum....I think IBM is deadI have not been following IBM so no opinion on it.Google is pursuing AI and quantum and has shit tons of money to fund the research. They now have their own AI chips. I already have GOOG and wanted some less expensive stocks like RGTI so I can by 1,000 shares at a time so I can sell a number of covered calls with different dates and sell off some every now and then to capture price runs. I would use the profits to buy more GOOG though, smaller amounts obviously.
Time for oil shorters to post their loss porn.
What's the problem here? Did they spend too much on billions of commercials? I thought everyone was gambling away their money like goycattle retards?
>>62172433I think that's a faulty analogy. There's always water in this case and the ones who can't afford it don't have enough resources to drive the price up
>>62172424>what is inelastic demand
>>62172494I am extremely butthurt I didn't just hold my leveaged long position expecting some kind of taco dip
>>62172479I might get some on Friday
>>62172482>I think its gonna be hard to pick any winnersbuy low sell high this week, month, quarter is a winner, I am not looking 5 or 10 years down the road for quantum stocks. NVDA is offering software for AI companies and if they pump a few billion into one, or just makes some more positive statements about the sector, the stock price will rip again
>>62172482Unironically no it's not
oil computer mooning
if crude breaks through 111 we're gonna see some shit
>celebrating the gigarich artificially inflating oil so you will be more poor tomorrow
>>62172513I sold my MUU and SNXX so I'm ready.
>>62172494where is that retard pajeet that kept saying short oil to $70
>>62172500And I get more butthurt by the second
Day 60 of the one night special military operation kill the Ayatollah
>>62172513No, you dumb nigger, the (((gigarich))) have been inflating stocks at the cost of the rest of the economy for half a decade now, and the recent failed attempt to suppress oil was just the latest attempt keep inflating the stock market. Welcome to your new life in the real world.
>>62172519>>62172513
>>62172224My cousin said they are laying people off like crazy
>>62172522The four day special combat operation to de-Islamify Iran. Much more achievable kek.
>>62172523High oil increases the cost of everything which in turn makes your money worth less. Only the gigarich benefit from this. High stocks do not increase the cost of living and they in fact put money in your bank
wtf why is everything crashing
>>62172530US sold some stocks to pay for the new ballroom
>>62172218I do volatility surface and dynamics modeling. But there’s no free lunch. Maybe check out variance risk premium aka thetagang. If you can look past the clickbait title and thumbnail, this is a good vid https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oW6MHjzxHpU&pp=ygUPdm9sYXRpbGl0eXZpYmVz
>>62172523Objectively correct. Pattern recognition Chads who didn't get shaken out pver the course of the last two months deserve every penny commodities prints. Biggest supply disruption in history + Tech Bubble. >>62172529You're not wrong but regardless they decided to start this gay war. It's not like your only two options are dumping stocks or hyper inflating fiat. Use your thinking hat and figure out what you can buy to preserve your capital, no one said it would be easy.
Is the ballroom bullish?
>>62172530>$125.50
>>62172224meta is so funny to me>zuckerberg spends 50 billion dollars on a second life/mii metaverse knockoff - trust him hes a genius>turns into a podcast bro by learning about mma, getting a broccoli haircut>pivots to AIeven if you get paid well, if zuck pays your paycheck: youre a cuck
Im going to wake up tomorrow and Microsoft will be up 10%, Meta will be up 10%, and Intel will be down 20%.
>>62172331The Pahlavi's don't descend from royalty
>>62172494It's not a loss until it's realized
>>62172494I still have 6-9 months to wait and see.
>>62172542He seems to be the least interesting tech billionaire by a wide margin. Made a MySpace clone, sims clone, and bought a bunch other social media channels. His biggest innovation was finding more efficient ways to shove ads down our throats. Just doesn’t really seem to be innovating anywhere.
>>62172497>I thought everyone was gambling away their money like goycattle retards?They did. Turns out the entirety of retail goyim discretionary income wasn't enough to cover the ad campaign paid to Spotify podcasters in the "manosphere"
>>62172543fuck you im an proud INTCEL
>>62172497too many retarded sites. GO BACK UP GAMB
>>62172543Sorry buddy, its going the other way.
Decided I will try out buying calls at the market open tomorrow. wish me luck mumu bros..
>>62172536>just baghold oil for months in hopes it pumps again while even after pumping once got outperformed by virtually everything
>>62172570
looks like $5/gallon gas is happening
>>62172579bicyclechads win again
>>62172579Bullish
So is there any reason why oil will go below 100 again? There's no peace talks, l Iran has been bombed to stone age, and all reserv oil is gone.
>>62172534>this is a good viddid you try this?
I am very tempted to sell off the rest of my positions in this market tomorrow morning and go all cash-gang until we return to sanity.
>>62172590the war could end
>>62172057These guys seem dumb. Trump has declared victory multiple times. We already know how Iran will react. The two leaders are fueding on twitter. It's a stalemate without escalation.
>>62172590It will eventually, once the strait is re-opened, de-mined, drilling equipment is repaired/replaced, and stockpiles are replenished. Give it 6-9 months.
>>62172155Chartslop
>>62172304Thats what I like about you babe
>>62172593>the war could end:(
>>62172599they already deployed the minesweepers and ordered the navy to destroy the toy boats deploying mines
>In 2007 when crude hit 141 a barrel there were food riots in 56 countriesYou guys think we will see an even bigger crisis this year if oil hits 200 a barrel? Sounds like a bear market on steroids kek
>oil>futures
>>62172614the market was ok in 07
I love the lotr extended editions so much bros. I have the really subtle terrible understanding that we're literally never going to do better
>>62172611there's going to be another war powers resolution vote the war could end may 1 or be extended
>>62172614They'll print more food nothing ever happens
>>62172630>another war powers resolution votethey won't do shit
if the strait isn’t working why don’t they try the gai
>>62172637on may 1st the 60 days is up so something will happen this time an extension or an end
>>62172604-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH fucker:
>>62172642it will not end that shit aint passing
Oil is going to dump 30 dollars off a tweet. I can feel it, going to be fun laughing at you oil baggot niggers kek.
>>6217264540 nations already got together and discussed a strategy to ensure safe passage after the war ends
>Anthropic is considering a new funding round that would value the company at more than $900 billion. This would make Anthropic even more valuable than OpenAI
>>62172650whats the tweet gonna say
>>62172637Democrats can bring it before the courts, Trump will be in violation of the constitution after the 1st of May
>>62172579should I go to the all night gas station before it opens?>>62172573if I did the things I said I would did I would have 500k this year.
>>62172651idgaf only one nation matters and this shit aint ending
>>62172630Trump can veto the vote which would then require 2/3rds of congress to approve it and not a simple majority, it happened with Nixon
>>62172660>sources say
>>62172665stfu you don't know what you talking about
>>62172665What happens afterwards though, if they do say Trump has to end the war. On what terms? Just leave the strait in the hands of the Iranians, or give in to Iranian demands of unfreezing their assets, security guarantees, etc?
>>62172667if america is ordered to remove their military presence the war is over. Iran will be firing pea shooters at fleets of warships from the entire planet america excluded>>62172668yeah I'm aware more can be done by trump but he also cares about midterms a little still
>>62172498A)>Its not 10%, 10% is the propaganda number to calm markets. Its a minimum of 20% even in the rosiest most silly giga-Hope pilled case when you add up permeant damage, zigged damage, and the str8B)>FOR RETARDS: >DEMAND=SUPPLY>if supply is reduced, price must go high enough that demand = supply>how high does the price of gas need to go for you to make 20% less trips?>has 4? gas made you travel any less? no correct? so at what point does it get high enough that you and people like you do?>that is the price increase you will see
>>62172026i post trump tweets
>>62172670There's an entire NYT article devoted to this and urging Democrats to do it, dumb cunt, only reason it hasn't been done before is because both sides agreed with the previous Middle Eastern wars and Nixon despite vetoing an initial vote on the War Powers Resolution it was passed again with the required 2/3rds majority in congresshttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/27/opinion/trump-iran-war-powers.html
>mfw I do a whole song and dance about trading but in the end I'm just a few hundred per month positive on it due to the losing bets (all the actual gains are from long term positions)
>>62172671>if they do say Trump has to end the war. On what terms?I assume the US would scramble to get some type of deal done and take the best they can get
>>6217267520% flows through the strait that's assuming nothing can be done to reduce the problem which has been including Iran themselves allowing 10% through, strategic reserves, removal of sanctuons, getting oil elsewhere and ordering more production. this is all short term. long term more ports will be built, more drilling sites explored in Africa and s america and the uae leaving opec thus dumping tons more oil onto the market. then there's the entire world who will be reopening the strait themselves if need be
I think I'm gonna sell my oil position on tomorrow because I feel like they're gonna rug oil on friday and pump stocks going into the weekendI'll probably buy whatever dip on friday though because it'll be fake news
Wagie tourist here. I bought 4 APD yesterday for earnings tomorrow morning. Wont have to pack lunch next week if it goes to plan. Positive thoughts please.
>>62172660>thank you for attention to this matter, President Donald J. Trump
is it time to short oil?
>>62172683Iran's terms are this as far as I know;They will no longer negotiate anything nuclear in terms of the strait issueAmerica pays damage reparationsTheir assets are unfrozen and given back to them, 400+m in crypto we recently took plus a few billion from over the yearsSecurity guarantees that America and Isreal won't attack them again,They retain control of the strait and can levy tollsBlockade most endNo more American bases in middle eastSo presumably those would be the terms, up for negotiation although theyre in the dominate position so I don't know if ee could really move them off those demands at all. Basically a total and complete lose. Although I agree it'd be better for us and the world if it happened.
>>62172682trump has erased 4 grand in gains from oil for me 4 times in 6 weeks
>>62172671>08:00: Trump: Ok, wind it down and bring 'em home boys, they said we can't play in the pool anymore.>08:10: Trump: I declare a new Special Military Operation in Iran, Operation Green Chickenhawk, effective immediately, due to Iran smuggling uranium on camelback.And the majority of Dems will agree to it since the Jews are the ones providing them with voters.
>>62172685believe whatever cope you wishyou wont be allowed to profit from it regardless which is just and based, speculation is gaybut it is going to be an IRL behemening and you should prepare accordingly
>>62172694the only thing they demand rn is the naval blockade removed because it's sending them to shanty town
>>62172702everything I posted are easily verifiable facts aka the opposite of oil schizo theories that have proven wrong every time but this time is different amirite
>>62172534Thanks, I'll take a look
>>62172590>>62172593Okay s o here what porbably happenMarket shartket back down to that fatty gapperino yeah? Then cheeot furher and iranian dictator get together and are frenemies now and then market go up again
>>62172704No, Iran's newest terms publicly announced a couple of days ago were for the US to end the blockade and end the war and in return Iran lifts their blockade and new management terms for the Strait of Hormuz are created and they'll talk about the nuclear stuff at a later date
NEW>>62172718>>62172718
>>62172713thank you for bringing my attention to this matter
>>62172685>>62172707What's happening right now is stockpiles are being drawn down, even in the US it's going down by 4mbd in product + crude
>>62172722yeah we're shipping unused crude these aren't stockpiles they are surplus that we routinely have
>>62172727The US is in crude deficit, it exports shale which it does not refine and refined products from its imports of heavy crude and some middle eastern crudeMaybe pay attention to the thing you're thinking of trading on
>>62172731America has about 14 million excess barrels daily from various sources including Canada. We don't come anywhere close to running out of oil in any world of worlds
>>62172735America does not produce a surplus of 14 million barrels of oil per day, you not reading any real information to come up with that figure.
>>62172740>you not reading any real information to come up with that figurewelcome to america
>>62172740it's all in here m8https://www.eia.gov/petroleum/supply/weekly/pdf/highlights.pdfi was off on the numbers but it doesn't prove youe point we have a massive surplus of many millions of barrels daily
>>62172776Did you even read your own document, it shows inventories decreasing including crude inventories in the chart.
>>62172789yes you do not know what you're reading nor how to read it
>>62172688good luck don’t quit your job
>>62172241Well, prety much all the big tech. It's not a tech economy, it's an ads economy
Where's my pakistani hopium?!
