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is we getting a stimulus?
oil earnings tomorrow
NVIDIA dumping again. Can't this piece of shit stock break out of $210 for once
Why did fucking niggervideo rug today? i've been bagholding this dogshit for almost a year now and am missing out on everything good
>>62176476I'm ready. But I hold COP not those other random gas station companies.
Everything is fine
>>62176475YES! Here is how you collect it:1: Sell everything that is in the green tomorrow morning that isn't a oil EFT2: Go outside, have some beers with a fren3: Check /pol/ every now and then to see when the bombing starts, celebrate by partying all weekend4: Buy the dip on Monday5: ???????6: PROFIT!
DXY below 88.0 September '26
>>62176482I understood this card
>>62176476Awwww sheeeit I finna short implied volatility
Who cares if you're in the red? Just FUCK a SCHOOL GIRL (I'm a stud)!
FIRST FOR TEAM BLUE
>>62176515Stupid selfish reds
I'm so drunk
>>62176522Drunk-san …
>futures
Do you think President Trump gave Intel a push to the moon?
>>62176536INTCel is way overextended so I shorted it. Expect it to moon to 120 by Monday.
>Y*rop has a holidayReeeee my dopamine
>>62176536no, it was just another concession intel had to make to not get arbitrarily bankrupted. chips act was very generous and essentialy a gift, trump turned it into a brutal carveout. otoh a us government stake pretty much dissuades wall street from bending them over and signals to everyone to play nice or else and after it happened everyone else stopped screwing them so maybe.
>That which is, will no longer be>That which was, will return
they took stakes in the fabs that we're having to buy back at 3x, they forced an altera sale and a mobileye spinout, usa, japan, nvidia all essentially stole equity, but it's over now.
Sounds like Friday is the last day to get out
>>62176538>>62176543I see. I will watch the ticker closely immediately when markets open and see if it is worth putting in for intel or if I will throw it at something weird like ON.
watch it futas
>>62176550Glad I bought gas today lol
Amazon sucks, Bezos is gay, he's giving his wife full creative control of the next James Bond movie, he thinks people want a new series of The Apprentice without Trump
What if stocks like NVDA are just too big, and they can't get any bigger?
>>62176566How do I buy gas stocks? I own no stocks but I NEED to get $1000 by next Friday.
>>62176583Believe it or not, buy calls
>>62176494haha sicktime wizardtime magic!
>>62176586For what stock
>>62176561>futures
>>62176515Why do the blues trigger the reds so much?
Lots of things seem to be taking this shape. There's a sudden run up, a euphoria peak, and then a consolidation range. A "new normal" that's slightly higher, and then we resume from there. It started with the gold run last year. Everything, one-by-one and right when it's the right time, seems to be taking this shape. What does /smg/ think of this phenomenon?Picrel is copper, for no real reason.
>>62176605Because they're chads and reds are petulant little nerds who thought they could finally win one.>>62176608pic rel
>>62176608It seems 50% of any stock that ever had name recognition mooned 30% in the last fewmonths
>>62176605Because blues are either faithful beyond my capacity, or they are fucking retarded.
>>62176618BB got a gov't defense contract, so not entirely just a nothingburger pump
Am I safe holding UVXY over the weekend? I am retarded and keep refusing to buy equities.
Why do you care about stocks going down, when the long term trend is up? You get an opportunity to buy more!
What etfs does biz reccommend? Im currently owning nasdaq etf and my home country australia stock etfs. Was thinking general automation and robotics... any reason not to buy a china tech etf?
>>62176561You don't know what it is the honor to be freaking out about NAND stacks on the Moon. My mama Theresa she says to me, you will carry the eucharist for your Grand Uncle Anthony, because you earned this place of respect with the family and you have potential for major domo somewhere down the line. Now you go see your last remaining grandfather for dinner Leone. And do not forget to tell him all about your investment portfolio with longs on Rocket Labs. He knows about these things and he will help you to learn how to do it the right way.
BEARISH VOLUME DIVERGENCE NIGGER
>>62176614I have a hard time imagining the sheer amount of money that would be required to sustain this kind of parabolic movement. I guess that's a fancy way of saying, "It has to go down because it just has to, okay?!"But where does this capital even come from? The steady stream of wagies depositing their paycheck? Money printing? Whales that just have unfathomable amounts of money? It's like every pump is a test of faith right now.
>>62176640NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>62176641>But where does this capital even come from?money is literally infinite, retard namefag
>>62176467Who else has invested in AXTI?
>>62176641I'm sorry for your retardation, maybe consider a different hobby?
I have been sitting on 15k cash for too long. Today /smg/ decides what I do with it.
>>62176686fart on it and then give it a big sniff
LET THE LAND DWELLERS DEAL IN THE REAL WORLD | I AM FARMING SPACE WHALES ! $$$ WE ARE PUMPING ROCKET LAB!!@ SI! SURPRISE YORK SPACE SYSTEMS WITH A PURCHASE OF SHARES TODAY!! YES. WE ARE DOING HANDSHAKES WITH PLANET LABS TODAY. GET SOME. WE ARE DOING LONGS WITH LUNR. OMG LIKE WOW. ARE YOU SO PLANNING FOR 9000% BY 2028? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT? EH3RE WHERE ARE THEY BUILDING ALL OF THESE SANDISK STACKS? OMG CASH IN ON TO THE MOON THEY ARE DRIVING IN CHINA EVs. LET'S GO. PUT ME BEHIND BARS? OH NO I ONLY DEAL IN 25k WINES BY END OF DECADE.
>>62176691post hands now
>>62176480get into Sandisk SNDK and Western Digital WDgambler's sentiment still is "this is not over yet"This is financial advice
>>621766860dte gamble tomorrow at open
AMD on Tuesday is just free gains tbqhwc
>>62176686all in MSTR
Are you ready for $200 oil next week, /smg/?
>>62176698>This is financial advice
>>62176719>Are you ready for $200 oil next week, /smg/?I will settle for $150 next week in two more weeks.
>>62176693Oh hey. It's the Flower Moon. Do you want to purchase shorts in 1-800-Flowers with me? You do know that April showers bring May flowers, right? Come on. I bet you think you are too tough for flowers. Come on tough guy. Show me what you got. Show me if you are a real man who buys flowers.
>>62176726>>62176693
>>62176722Yes.your futures information doesn't matter.The current gambler sentiment does.
>>62176738Those are the stock charts, not futures charts xD
Wait can you short sell flowers? I have to go ask my friend at the Bancroft Tower. He knows more about this than me. He guides me. I might have twisted my words.
>>62176741Okay. I don't care.People will be buying those.
>>62176482It's not funny, because this guy predicted better than all the wanna be big-shot twitter traders.It's funny, because he predicted better than twitter traders, who actually know finance and have professional experience.And David's timing for the melt-up was still wrong and he kept changing it.>Watch and learn.
Sometimes you need to do something stupid to remind yourself why you stick to your proven strategies and rules.
>>62176550>all markets are closed in jewrope
Its FRIDAY fuckers
>>62176550>a source
>>62176550Iran can't even defeat our naval blockade. They haven't even attempted to lay more mines since trump ordered them be destroyed if they do. Cuckedran.
>>62176550Bibi will order Trump to attack after markets close on Friday, back to normal by Monday, all priced in. Line goes up
>US debt exceeds 100 percent of GDP>US debt exceeds 100 percent of GDP>US debt exceeds 100 percent of GDP>US debt exceeds 100 percent of GDP>US debt exceeds 100 percent of GDPThe stock market is a grift, just people with power ripping off the little man.
>>62176784feeling powerless? small?
Slamming this absolute banger of a track while I wait for XOM to reporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxk1gI2sg3w
>>62176479>he believed the nvidia to 5 trillion meme
>>62176686full port reddit
I mean, it's 2 months now. He gotta do something. Already a 2 month special military operation that turned into a special economic warfare operation. Next it will be a special informational warfare operation with just tweets or something.
>no new computing gear at all from njudea or amgee this country runs on smoke and mirrors, where is some new gamer gear to justify the pumping? pigs being led by a carrot we are
>>62176550And what exactly would a bombing campaign accomplish?
I do not even know anything about trading. I just bought a barrel of oil.
Should I have bought GOOGL instead of GOOG? I'm always a few shekel points behind on my GOOG'ses compared go the L.
>>62176467Minneapolis or sweeden ?
oil is still high, the strait is still closed
>>62176686Intel calls
friend tells me I am making a big mistake by picking stocks instead of sticking with VOObut I made a lot of money with picks like google, amazon etc, and honestly they seemed really easy to pick? he says these are short term gainz and VOO wins long termis he right?
imagine 3 years from now telling your grandchildren you became a made man by spending every last penny you had on reddit stocks
Are you guys telling me that I can get an oil barrel for 105 bucks from americans in the future?
>>62176852buying vanguard is the equivalent of saying, yes I would like to make 5,000 dollars over a decade if a boomer gets to have 100,000 right now
>>62176857Lots of money in that shit
>>62176863I can buy for 105 and sell for 200 6 months from now?Why is Donald Dump and Scotty bessent allowing this?
gay for pay in may?
>1st of May holidayfuck that, picked up a shift to be on call today, im literally just scrolling 4chinz and playing vidya while hoping the amerisharts dont need me for anything when they wake upmight slurp some dips if they happen
>>62176846russia you dumb nigger
>>62176872The futures contract 6 months from now is only $81
>Brent dumps at around 3:30am EDT two days in a row
>>62176888I only see it one day in a row
>>62176885Insanely profitable opportunity
>trannitor gave me a warning for talking about stocks on /biz/Holy fuck dude please kill yourself alreadybeyond sick of this shit
FIRST BESSENT NOW THIS FUCKING NO JAPAN FUCK OFF FROM PAPER OIL
MSFT is such a piece of shit stock
>>62176896AHHAHAHAoil baggies I can't
>>62176900WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CUNT
Thats okay little Hynix, you moon when you're ready okay.
>>62176904kekkoreans are busy giving out all the profits to workerskoreans are greedyif they dont get 500k minimum bonus per year they will protest working
>>62176835Gaming is like 15% of their revenues, it's not going to cause a big pump. It's all datacenter driven.
This entire thing was an exit pump wasn't it. I'm tempted to sell and buy back monday.
>>62176917Sell in May and go away
Been analyzing my thoughts lately. Last year I made some 'decent' money after years of getting heemed by the strong biden economy. But that made me afraid to go in hard in the market. rethinking everything I can't remember why I was afraid. I have enough money to pay bills. I don't know where this deep seated fear of all risk comes from. And times only get worse and harder so if you're not outperforming using the market you're getting left behind. I left so much money on the table and I can't even explain why.>>62176917
can't believe the war pump was realthinken of dumping and going 50% cash but idk it could still pump into the summer when oil reaches 150
>>62176884wtf this curtained shit head is doing in russia ?
dunno guys, red or green days I personally enjoy being in the market too much to think about selling everything and going cash
>>62176852buy stocks if you like gambling invest in long term if you want money
>>62176928>retarded /pol/yp goy thought russia is somehow 100% homogeneous christian
Reminder that people actually take advice from this board and don't do any sort of due diligence. 99% of people on here are fucking retards.
>>62176926What part ofPRICED INdon't you get?
>>62176467based!this is exactly the sort of capital misallocation i was hoping to see!the fatter the ticks get, the sooner the dear collapses!based based based!
Annual reminder to sell in May and go away.
>>62176936>dick sucking cheap whore think she knows it all
> futures
>Shorted oil on wed>Today is a damn holiday so I can't dumpIt is ogre. Trump is going to nuke Iran over the weekend and liquidate my ass.
>>62176917THE BEST IS YET TO COME
I got 5 racks on standby shill me some alpha nigga.
>>62176897more like microshit
BUY IN MAY AND STAY!BUY IN MAY AND STAY!
Short oil in may and your gay
>>6217696211 C-17A 's airborne as we speak, yeah its not looking good
>>62176857Yes, and you can thank Scotty Bussy and the BoJ for admitting to shorting the oil futures market.Pic related, and article related.https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-01/japan-s-mimura-declines-to-comment-on-yen-intervention-chatterWe literally have the admission they're manipulating the oil futures market. This shit will end in a fucking disaster. ESPECIALLY when the BoJo is on it.>unconventional financial experiments by the BoJ>ending in a disasterPick two and only two. A marriage mad in heaven.
There are dumb motherfuckers shorting oil and even dumber motherfuckers pricing in some sort of ceasefire over the weekend. Despite that oil just crabs instead of dumping.Monday is going to be lit.
>>62177019>We literally have the admission they're manipulating the oil futures market. This shit will end in a fucking disaster. ESPECIALLY when the BoJo is on it.check the yen
>>62177013Now imagine if nobody allowed the US to land and refill etc. How long would the US take for all that shit and would it even be possible? US' power is built on others letting them operate on their land. And when they are not allowed (like spain didn't) the US gets big mad.US is now basically preparing for a war for MORE than 2 months, just flying around and moving ships.
>>62176784>>US debt exceeds 100 percent of GDPso what? fiat isn't real.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trillion-dollar_coin
USARbros, should I buy more USAR?
What's going on with the market? All of my EU brokers are not providing data today. Has SNDK recovered?
>one thread on /biz/ about full time work>everyone in it claims they maake 150k a year only working 20 hours a week (no specifics)>other thread about workplace theft, with people complaining about having as little as 50 bucks stolen from them at the office
>>62177069it's labour day holiday in eu, markets are close
>>62176936why are russians all over kamchatka>karakalaks clearly different from ozbeks but USSR put both in same republic
>>62177069Since you're not a yuropoor I'll enlighten you. It's May Day, as in both the ancient pagan festival May Day and International Workers Day. Markets are closed, fuck you.
>>62176951I am confused what any of this means>>62176945too bad all the shit I was interested in 5 months ago is already up way too much to matterre.
commie day in Seattle
>>62177063organ donor
>>62177027>the bojo
I will be selling everything and declare war against the forces of evil in this realm. Tiktok. Facebook. 4chan. Google. Microsoft. Apple. They all must be defeated. May sophia guide me to the light and help me destroy the archons dark magic. I do not fear the ascent into the true light of the monad. I will bring back steampunk neo atlantis project of the 19th century. We will ascend into the skies as sky pirates as god intended. Not live as mordor orcs to their evil palantir. For gondor.
why am I an indicator for this?
SNDKGODS it's alright. we will make it back
>>62177099I'm thinking the same but you could just short microsoft and apple for never making a usable computer ever and relying on government handouts to exist
>Minneapolis Fed’s Kashkari: A Large Enough Price Shock Could Put Inflation Expectations At Risk, -Potentially Requiring A Series Of Rate Increases For The Fed To Keep Credibility In Defending Its 2% Inflation Target-The Price Shock From A Prolonged Closure Of The Strait Could Put Inflation Expectations At Risk, Require A "Strong Policy Response"-Even "Benign Scenario" Where Strait Of Hormuz Opens Soon Would Leave Inflation So High Rates Would Need To Stay On Hold For An Extended Period-Prior To War Had Seen Inflation Likely To Decline And Warrant Another Rate Cut This Year; Situation Had Not Changed Enough In March To Modify The Policy StatementRATEHIKE WARS NOW
>Cboe Global >$CBOE just told 20% of its staff or ~1,670 employees that they have been laid off - WSJlamo I love AI
Maybe I should sell on open. I have a oil short I can't sell anyways so if Trump manages to shit out another bull run then at least that will make me good money.
> An Iranian diplomatic source told Al Jazeera: Tehran presented a new proposal yesterday to the Pakistani mediator>A pakistani mediatorHow likely is it the iranian diplomatic source isn't iranian but pakistani?
>>62177117Do pakis have izzat?
The fuck is the Jannie’s problem I got a three day ban for saying Germany should fix its economy by reducing taxes and the nanny banned me for political talk?Also oil is dumping
>>62177120yes wtf, pakis are indians, who converted to islam. so you got double cancer, imagine a muslim indian with his foreskin cut off, thats pakistanis. my county is full of them
Give me one good reason to not be short oil.No one really believes this goes on forever right?The day the strait opens we gigadump
>>62177130>the day the strait opens
>oil
>>62177130>Give me one good reason to not be short oil.Just wait until this latest proposal >>62177117is deemed completely unacceptable and boots on the ground is the only option left
Damn why did I tell people here to buy Reddit yesterday but I didn’t do it myself
and we're back
There are people buying this chart
>>62177143We never left.
Worse, there are people buying this one
When they could simply buy this one, or Nvidia's
Gentleman, it is my pleasure to announce that the dow has passed 50000 again, and pedophilia is legal once more.
>>62177140Highest escalation boots on the ground op is some retarded raid on pickaxe mountain to blow it up. Frankly, a few dead rednecks and a blown up nuke lab is better than the situation today.Then Iran builds a nuke in a few years and it all ends happily ever after.They're not going to do another Iraq.
WTFWT
space stocks are backKINO
>>62177162as if Pissrael will allow that, lmao*laugh in Epstein blackmail*
>>62177164RDDT
Some fedguys (not just Kashkari if we count in the votes in the FOMC) indicate rate hikes could be appropriate and the market doesn't care because it knows Warsh is Trump's bitch. There's no chance he will be independent, just look at Miran who wanted to cut.
>>62177108The internet will be cleansed by holy fire of AI gone mad. The third temple was built. We will watch as the old order of freemasons born out of the french revolution cease. We will return to using sky mana and witness the 1990s sun again. Oil tree technology like the automobile will be replaced by glorious solar powered blimps and skyships. Powered by temple OS and 3d printed x86 chips free of the demons of big microchip. Do not believe the lies of the desert people who dirtied the word of god for their nephilim mana called ((oil)). Disregard NASA disregard spaceX and their lies. Tartaria in the sky will be ours. Worship mars. Worship the sun. Spit on saturn. Believe in the light and humans. Smash the black cubes. Starting with gabeN and his gabecube.
>>62177173that just means trump has a deadline if we wants rate cuts (which he'll need if he wants to invade greenland)
is RDDT going to keep rising when the market opens are should i sell now
aaaaand it's over again
>>62177184Ask grok
OIL is fake
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
How come every AI hits its limit on free version in like 3 or 4 messages now?
>>62177162>They're not going to do another Iraq.
>>62177188biz's opinion is better than any LLM's
>>62177196Because they are rugpulling us, got everyone dependant on the system then charge an exorbitant amount.Its like drug dealers>the first ones free
>>62177196They want you to pay, yes?
>>62177184Sell.
What's sus about this Pakistani proposal is that it was apparently submitted yesterday, and what happened yesterday? well we know trump met with US generals to discuss options for a second round of strikes and Iran's foreign ministry stated this at the end of yesterday (pic related) when they would have gotten the proposal.
>cautious but not a bearYeah we’ll be green today even though I’m nervous as fuck
>>62177153>>62177157>>62177159I really, really, really like these images.Where are you finding them or how are you making them?
>>62177109Total Asset Death
>>62177210dont look at the bottom of each of the images. also they're called sankey charts
>>62177210>Where are you finding them or how are you making them?I mean, it's not me, and the source is written on the image. Alas other than a few they release here and there, they're behind a paywall.It's called a Sankey diagram, and I really like them. Incredibly visual.I found this AIslop website that seemingly also generate them, here's Nvidia: https://www.ainvest.com/stocks/NASDAQ-NVDA/financials/There are a lot more tickers available, though not all of them.If someone knows a site allowing us to visualize nice Sankey diagrams for basically any stock, I'll take it.
>>62177178at least someone in here has a brain. although I think airships are going to need gas to get off the ground. I'm on the spice must flow side and saturn resolution. but yeah I checked the stats on the gabecube, scrolling over the tranny advertisement, in case it was a deal for an amd computer, and it has a ryzen 4? wtf is the point of an amd micro now if you aren't getting an ai hx
